It's nearly time edition>Latest developments in Iran warhttps://iran.liveuamap.com/>Some helpful links to numb the painhttps://findahelpline.com/https://www.nvidia.com/refunds/https://www.whitehouse.gov/refundshttps://jlingz.com/>Educational sites:https://www.investopedia.comhttps://www.khanacademy.org/economics-finance-domain>Financial TV Streams:https://www.newslive.com/american/cnbc.htmlhttps://www.livestreamy.net/bloomberg/>Charts:https://www.tradingview.comhttps://www.finscreener.comhttps://www.portfoliovisualizer.com>Screeners: so you feel like in the movieshttps://finviz.com/https://etfdb.com/>Gambling:https://www.optionsplaybook.com/options-introduction/https://www.optionsprofitcalculator.comhttps://optionstrat.com/https://www.optionistics.com/quotes/option-prices>Pre-Market and Live data:https://www.investing.com/indices/indices-futureshttps://finance.yahoo.com/>Calendarshttps://www.marketwatch.com/economy-politics/calendarhttps://www.earningswhispers.com/calendarhttps://www.cmegroup.com/trading/interest-rates/countdown-to-fomc.htmlhttps://www.mortgagenewsdaily.com/data/building-permits>Boomer Investing 101: so zoomers with meme stocks can outperform youhttps://www.bogleheads.org/wiki/Getting_startedhttps://www.sec.gov/search-filings>Misc smg:https://www.financialjuice.com/homehttps://finance.yahoo.com/trending-tickershttps://market24hclock.com/https://www.dividendchannel.com/drip-returns-calculatorhttps://brokerchooser.com/https://www.chathamfinancial.com/technology/us-market-ratespreviously on /smg/>>61988873
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>bro I BACKTESTED the futures on BACKSHOTS AND investments and TEST and BACK and TESTMother ass nigge-If my family didn't fuck me as hard as possble I would have saved 100k by 2017 and could have dumped it all into bitcoin instead of fucking around with 10 different options in hopes of getting a fucking 2x on 10k without totally fucking myself and losing all my capital. Or really the same thing in 2020 when covid happened and the market was at rock bottom prices and anything could have boosted me to 500k pretty easy, then dumped that back into the market in 2022 at rock bottom prices. Mother FUCKER.This is the worst time to go all in. Sky high valuations even with the DJA down 8% from the top, massive disruptions to the credit and commodities market,s market doing a little 'actually everything is fine' upwards move. I swear we're going to go up another 3-4 weeks and then around mid april it'll just collapse.
>>61989507Losers like you that think they can predict bottoms never win.
>futures
>>61989514Too bad there was nothing in my post that said that huh captain topbuyer?
>>61989514I've learned i can predict nothing, so I just place my money and wait.
>>61989529Your entire post was seething that you totally could have predicted multiple bottoms. Retard.
Someone tell me what I'm missing, because this doesn't make any sense. Does SCO really invert oil or not? Because every source says it does, and the description says it does, and people talking about shorting oil with SCO, but I don't see it moving inversely to oil futures at all. It didn't spike and crash 2 weeks ago, and it hasn't been choppy like oil this past week.
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Indexes up…. Gold down… happening sisters I don’t feel so good….
henlo mister jeromei am so tiredi mean tired all the timei do not know if i can keep goingi want to sleepbut i cannotplease lower the ratesthank u mister jerome
Oiltards LOSTFuck you if you doubted America or Trump
>>61989573>TrumpHe's having a meltie rn. >https://truthsocial.com/@realDonaldTrump/posts/116236561191626050
>he's angry at not being able to investigate powell againdid he not learn his lesson last time? the market hates when he fucks with the FED
>>61989579>Jerome “Too Late” PowellYou said it, Mr president! Mr. Powell, tear. Down. These. Rates!
>>61989579Jesus Christ, I think he's finally lost itI know people say that a lot, but for real this time
>>61989586>>61989584>>61989579Cope and seethe libtards
>>61989600>Cope and seethe libtardsisrael's top goy
The US runs Israel. Cope and seethe, shitskin.
sandnig bros?
>>61989605emmaculate cope
>>61989605
>>61989605No, jews own us, fucking muppet.
Waiting for oilniggers to tell me why oil isn’t #250 yet
>>61989616kek
What time do futures get exciting this is moving like a 80 year old women right now
>>61989626about 30 minutes before market open
>>61989629Is that like 5-6 burgers from now, I can’t wait that long
- India’s Hindalco Industries halted output of extruded aluminium, a value-added aluminium product, due to a gas shortage following supply disruptions in the Middle East, according to a company notice seen by Reuters and two sources.More aluminium going offline.
>>61989638SAARS PLZ OPEN DA PORTS SAARS OIL WILL GO TO $250 HALP SAARS
>>61989449this is the exact sort of mission creep that leads to a full blown occupationjust some quick missiles brojust a couple months of missiles brojust a couple boots on the ground bro (we are here)just a few more boots to secure the original boots broetc
>>61989626Futures are leveraged spot.>But contango and backwarda-Stfu, they're leveraged spot.Futures pick up when the broader market is open. Index futures are most active during NYSE hours, metals futures are active during NYSE and China hours, currency futures are active during forex hot hours.
>>61989609The fire looks to be growing. It was initially right next to parked passenger planes.
>>61989565Seriously, someone answer this if you know what's up, because I don't see SCO even remotely tracking oil, and this cannot be chalked up to daily reset decay.
>stocks green>btc green>oil green The great American bull run has begun
>>61989656
>>61989662Until 9:30 tomorrow morning, lol.
>>61989638Can we NOT see a price increase on aluminum, please? I machine things on the side, I don't want this.
Do you guys ever sell stocks? I'm up 50-200% on a few, but I just don't feel like selling them. The way I see it, I own very small parts of good businesses, and every day people go to work at those businesses and I get a tiny percentage of their labor. Is it wrong not to take profits?
is it over or are we back?
>>61989586This is truly it for le Drumpf
>>61989675depends on what you own. To improve quality, I am a US citizen, 23, ~15k networth, own PLTR, VIG, VT, and SGOV in a roth.in my individual account I own BTC and a GLD calendar spread.
>>61989676He's claiming the very well covered pro regime marches in Tehran are ai now. Absolutely incredible scenes.
>>61989660When you're looking at "the price of OIL", that's the active month contract for the immediate term. UCO and OIL are funds that have holdings. Right now those holdings are:https://www.proshares.com/our-etfs/leveraged-and-inverse/sco#Holdingswhich is not even a single month contract. Always go and look at what your funds are holding, and seek understanding of the trading instruments you're using. They are like machines and will function in specific ways. These things also roll their holdings. The active contracts being traded also roll. If you don't understand these things, which takes a lot of time not only reading, but gaining very closely watched experience with them, then you are putting your precious capital at great risk.
Could somebody just blow up a tanker please Houthis anybody you there please hello we’re starving here
>>61989682>UCO and OIL*UCO and SCO
SBLK is a bunch of sweaty greeks running the strait at war rates. They are making a lot of money right now.
>>61989680You're so cute when you pretend to be an investor babe
>>61989685>Iran says Chinese vessels can go through>Sweaty Greeks having gay sex on the poop deck are let through instead>Chinese still stuck holding their tiny LCC with their chopsticksLmao.
>>61989660>>61989565>Does SCO really invert oil or not? Because every source says it does, and the description says it does, and people talking about shorting oil with SCO, but I don't see it moving inversely to oil futures at all.works on my machine brothahere is SPY, USO, and SCO
People just need to let Trump cook. Really cool seeing everyone flip out on him in less than two weeks. Bunch of bitch ass fairweather fans. Only reason we are green is everyone in the know, knows that we took Irans island and they have no way to get it back. All we ask is they sign a new treaty and agree to our terms, stop fighting and being mean and killing and also stop being wacky with your nuclear. Trump predicted end of the month and we still got two whole weeks left. And still you pray for his death. Ungrateful zoomers and millennials. I have no ideal how millennials got out of abuse again we know you cocksuckers were all doing the Bibi is dead memes. Putos.This post is still about stocks because it is saying buy the dip here and now on Coinbase we are making crypto great again.
>>61989689im a trader
>>61989698The gayreeks are nonconsensually penetrating the Hormuz can't you read? That's why the ship took damage
>>61989700Ahh, there it is. I'm silly. I thought it tracked WTI futures, but it tracks USO.
looks like the sugar & cotton anon was onto somethingcotton is starting to break out now
>>61989724commodities in general except gold, silver and miners
The amount of FUD in last thread was something to behold. Truly remarkable and made the thread close to unreadable.>Marinetraffic.comYupp, looks fucking closed to me.Longing oil. Shorting equity indices.
>>61989740Pools closed?
>>61989617>muppetlol cute larp britbong
>>61989747It’s 4.30 in UK right now can’t be someone larping from there
>>61989749Yeah what kind of b*ng or 4channer would be awake at posting at 4.30am haha...
>>61989626usually an hour before pre-premarket starts
>>61989743Pools closed.
>>61989751It’s impossible
Is anybody still bullish? Garreth is calling for 3500 gold now
>>61989755checked
>>61989764Me and the babes all think high oil is bearish for pms
>>61989740BARRELIE
>>61989764im long gold for the rest of the year. I dont know who garreth is. firms put it anywhere between 4500-6000 eoy, im partial to the high end.>>61989782hopefully they cut but it looks unlikely.
demented old nigger has 0 sauce he just posts reddit essays now while crying
>>61989795It's a nightmare
>>61989685This shit was attacked and has a hole in it. It's empty. It is returning back
>>61989698It was already damaged thursday
>>61989579He's fucking lost his mind, look at this one>https://truthsocial.com/@realDonaldTrump/posts/116235861005528220
>>61989803I'm genuinely getting a bit scared. This retard is going to have nukes flying.
>>61989579>>61989803>literally every post is the meme pic but realsomeone needs to go in the backend and institute character limits he can't touch
>>61989681>pro regime marches in Tehranlol Iranian bots are funny
>>61989795>Ignore the essay boomer posting on truth social $250 barrel of oil on Monday saar Yes, yes. You're next move is buying more silver or some curry powder. We GET IT.
Long oil short techbubble's poppingbull market over
>>61989815lmao keep crying that orange nigger is rapidly experiencing brain deathi hope this retarded war actually kills him
>>61989818If you trust cancer vance
>>61989844The bobos have gone quiet.
>>61989847I got a bad feeling about tommorrow I'm going all cash at open
>>61989764Garethe Soloway?he's only up 17% ytd lol
if there are always happenings, nothing truly is happening
Odds of WTI going to $200 by June? Asking for a friend, I am not gambling irresponsibly
>>61989876Pretty decent return
>>61989885why not
>>61989885by june? 100% i am certain the war will continue indef and will get even more retarded
>>61989885Not sure about that you may get demand destruction before you see $200/barrel. I think it's possible in some kind of squeeze or panic event though.I think physical demand over the next 2 weeks may force the price up to where the physical price is right now, ~$140/barrel. The futures market and oil equities seem to be taking a longer term view of the oil price right now even though they are trading on the 1 month out contract.1 month out, even if the straits open now, fresh supplies of gulf oil will not be able to reach market, I'm not sure if people understand that.
>>61989888Pretty decent tripsI'm up 31%
>>61989490now i feel bad for feeding my dog ground beef
futures neon green , oil $40 EOW
>>61989855100%. There's no resolution possible unless Trump either admits he fucked up or is removed from office.>>61989876ya... he might be right though. unbelievable dark days.
i want a refund for my puts
OILIES AHAHAHA YOU WERE RIGHT OIL TO 2.50 HAHAH
Is this tard on crack?
i can see a bearish and bullish thesis. i'm not going into FOMC without hedges.
Did MU earnings leak or something
>>61989942Looks poised for a cataclysmic pull back
>>61989945Ah they finished acquiring a green room in Taiwan yesterday ig that explains this
>>61989951*clean room
>>61989945HAHAHABWHAHAHAHAAHAHA
OIL BAGGIES FUCKING KEK PWAHAHAHHAHAHHA
Chainlink
Bitcoin
Anthropic
Does the world not know yet that the pools closed?
>>61989618Need to wait 2 weeks for oil reserves to dry up.
>>61989962??? What happened
>>61989984nothing, anon's just acting retarded (as usual)
Your regularly scheduled bear market will resume on Monday.
Also: niggers
Trump dies this week get
>>61990000
feels like oils gonna tightly crab until open at this point>>61990000a fitting end for the trumperdammerung
>>61990000uh oh stinky
TRUMP RAGES THAT IRAN CONTROLS THE MAINSTREAM MEDIA. ITS IRAN WHO CONTROLS THE WORLDS MEDIA DEFINITELY NOT THE JEWS GUYS. IRAN KEEPS USING AI VIDEOS AND THEIR PROPAGANDA OUTLETS IN THE MEDIA TO TRICK WALLSTREET INTO SELLING PLEASE DONT SELL THE STRAIT IS OPEN!!!!!!!!!!!1
dwelling on my stupid choice, i should have looked at the news before investing my savings into the s&p 500 and saw all the preemptive war discussion and warnings. it was on me to look up that shit, i didnt even think to do thatand i didnt monitor or think to watch it, but i blame some of that on the fact the ETF doesnt update until hours after market close so you can never see the minute by minute ticker
>>61990006i believe, from my past limited experience of trading that it will be heavily manipulated and they will be pumping like crazy to control a narrative. but eventually it will tank. a lot of rich people will be making bank this week while all the poor stupid people are left bag holding
>>61990025it's ok, there's gonna be another ath at some point
eurosister here. i just panic sold my long on OIL as soon as the market opened. +4% ..better than nothing. Respect to amerisisters still managing to sell after everyone dumped their bags on them
>>61990025saar stock market is paamp
Do the mossadeunuchs raiding this thread understand that no amount of spamming /smg/ will save the Treasury's short positions? All of the buy volume is coming from countries facing oil shortages arbing the mispriced WTI futures to get access to cheap oil. Buy maybe if you "guys" try cutting your dicks some more, it will make oil go back down lol.
>>61990025ETFS TRADE WITH LIVE DATA ON THE EXCHANGE THATS WHY THEY ARE ECALLED ETFS YOU CAN TRACK IT MINUTE BY MINUTE BUT UNLESS YOU ARE DAYTRADING WHAT IS THE POINT. NUMBERS WILL GO UP AND DOWN YOU NEED TO INVEST BASED ON YOUR TIMELINE AND STRATEGY
>>61989993IT WILL NOT SHUT UP
WHAT THE FUCK WAS THAT
short squeeze imminent, WTI is about to push through the sell wall at $100
>>61989724>>61989736How do i trade this shit
You guys are stressing me the fuck out.
>>61990041my bad, this is how ignorant i am, its not an etf its a mutual fund, and they only post updates once a day after market closes, friday it was 2 hours after closing
>>61990072I definitely got more gray hair this month
they're hard at work trying to keep WTI from crossing 100
>that one guy calling oil shorts Jews>that one guy calling oil longs Indians I love this place kek
OIL SQUEEZE IMMINENT>$99.20OIL SQUEEZE IMMINENT>$99.20OIL SQUEEZE IMMINENT>$99.20OIL SQUEEZE IMMINENT>$99.20
>>61990084>>that one guy calling oil longs IndiansLiterally a dick amputee hiding in an israeli child rape bunker.
>>61989481What's with the explicitly homosexual past few OP's?
what happens if an oil squeeze happens?
>>61989930Fucking called it. Meeting will be cancelled.
>>61990094it pops off
>>61990086>the instant 8cent drop when it hit herethey are fighting hard lmao
what do we think about CANE
in times of crisis like this, it's always wise to remember the wisdom of the old masters
I just need an oil pump gold pump and natty gas pump and I’ll be set thanks for playing
ITALY BUY GERMANY
>>61990110
>>61990113
>>61990114
Womp womp
Oil will be $300 by this time tomorrow.
>>61990123Shortages won't be catastrophic until at least April.
>>61990125Doesn't matter. Once we break through the sell wall at $100, the oil squeeze will be in full effect.
>>61990095The funny part is he was never even invited he just invited himself. now he’s disinvited himself
>>61990000giga bullish ALL IN
https://x.com/PamphletsY/status/2033151232588603576
Anyone else find it really wierd that there is a group of posters here who will post Indian men or Donald trump while gloating eveytime oil drops 1%
>>61990126It’s above 100 now what
>>61990146Literally mossad.
>>61989651you know the story of the sybilline books babe? i'll bet you do but i'll tell it anyways. in the old days of rome, before the republic, a sybil came to the king of rome and offered 12 books of prophecy for an exorbitant price. the king of rome, wanting to keep his pride intact, rejected the offer. the next day the sybil burned half the books and doubled the price. the king could not believe the audacity... the day after she burned half again, doubled the price again. the king paid.that's not a perfect analogy, but that's the position iran is in. every moment this drags on, they get less and pay more. that they haven't made a deal already isn't tenacity so much as foolishness. worry less and hope for the best.
>>61990147The Treasury is shorting WTI because that affects US fuel prices more:https://www.investing.com/commodities/crude-oil
>>61990074YES THATS HOW MUTUAL FUNDS WORK. WHAT THE FUCK DID YOU INVEST IN I HOPE YOU RESEARCHED THE COSTS MOST MUTUAL FUNDS HAVE MANAGEMENT FEES AND MINIMUM BUY INS AND HOLDING TIMES AS WELL AS REDUCED LIQUIDITY
Lmao /smg/ was so much more fun and better before the influx of Plebbitors and liberal faggots…. It’s plain as day what they’re doing. Every dumbfuck who went short on Friday are getting obliterated and then around noon Trump will say or do something retarded and then everyone who goes long on Monday morning will get their assholes BTFO when the markets dump… They catch you retrards coming and going and you’re too low iq to recognize patterns.
is there a reason to buy this? its been trading sideways for half a year. i bought and sold for basically no profit. no dividend. it seems like a total meme.
>>61990151This ceasefire was promised to us 3000 years ago
UAE export terminal just got drone striked
>>61990158>I KEEP TRYNG TO TIME THE CCRASH WITH PUTS AND GETTING FUCKED OVER
Oh no permabull retard bros oil is at 100 dollars a barrel...I thought annihilated supply lines and oil depots were just temporary?
>>61990152if THIS is the treasury (where the treasure is stored for the worlds only empire and wealthiest nation) shorting, then I think shorting as an activity may be cooked.GET IT UNDER 100 HOLY FUCK.
>>61990158average street price says 45% upside on the 1 year but them niggas are always so optimistic
>>61990162why are you listening to anti-AI retards? datacenter buildouts are planned for the next three years.i hold TSM.
>>61990163Cope, 75 EOM.
>>61990170Post shorts: protip: you can't.
>>61990164>wealthiest nation>$35T in debtanon...
>>61990118they could just leave
>>61990164they were listening kek
>>61990118C-SPAN was a mistake
>>61990170Cope with winning?There is no chance oil will be 75 EOM my fellow retard. May the holy markets rape your unsuspecting ass.
I'm in my 30s and gangstalked and there's rly no way to get money sigh
I'm sure the oil 'shorters' aren't even real. It reeks of some dumb sharty raid. The braindead spamming is kind of obvious.
what if I told you that
>>61990000bullish
Why are futures green
>>61990204because you lost tranny
>>61989481So who wonned the war?
bros are we pumpin
>>61989685it BOLTED and MADE THE RUN! why do they fucking type all emotionally charged like this?
>>61990195It's the same group of israeli government shills that run /president trump general/ on /pol/, AKA literally mossad. They need to keep oil prices low or else their war of territorial expansion is over. Buy oil.
MUNIGGERS WE ARE UP
Trump betrayed America
Oilbros I'm being wiped. When will the Houthis close the red sea?
>>61990000checkedi'm going all inwhich way do the markets move on this news?
warbros you said this war was gonna send us into a recession, why is everything up
>>61990192>i'm in my 30s Your bussy still has value so keep devalueing it for your own gain until the market completely rejects it
>>61990243Because the market is as slow as Trump. People including traders are mentally retarded and won't panic until they're stuck on the highway with an empty tank.
>>61990243That's what happens when you're in a bubble, market is extremely irrational, market is also only looking at the cost of oil on the futures which is already disconnected from the physical price by 40%+
>>61990243War is good for business
>gold miners still getting heemed the hardestThis is such horseshit, im down around 20%. I mean sure, if fuel runs out you cant run machinery, but that goes for every industryThis market is just fucking me over across the board as if gold has already gone down to 4k, which it wont any time soon.
why didnt drumpf wait until after the midterms to do this
i cant believe how fucking boring this market is
>>61990255Pools closed and nobody cares
>>61990255Oil is going to crab until Friday and retards here will spam every time it jumps 1% in either direction
>>61990257Oil futures are being suppressed by the US treasury, it won't go over $100
>>61990260There are to many responsible adults in the treasury department to allow the admin to to this
>>61990251I solded them 5 days ago. This shit is going to last months.
>>61990261Uh huh, just like the responsible adults that warned Trump that he wouldn't be able to topple Iran or that they could close the strait
>>61990243stock market will be one of the slowest to show it, prices are already detached from realitycredit markets are starting to implode, gov bonds are feeling the heatthe whole middle east closing down factories, can't get chemicals/gasses etc, this will spreadsaudis etc that fund a lot of investment are totally fuckedoil prices are at levels companies cannot continue to swallow, will be huge inflationary impact on people already squeezed, discretionary spending will be fucked, so then retail etc will start to plummet, people default, then jobs lost, and cascades onwardsit'll start to spread out soon and bring down the whole house of cards with itwe'll see a slow bleed down to 650 some good days, mostly bad, before a bounce, then it'll be freefall
>>61990253Isreal was worried the Republicans could lose control during the mid terms and Isreal itself has elections in October that could limit Bibi himself .
IM GETTING WIPED. MAKE OIL GO UP
With Jews you win.
>>61990268Sorry oils going to zero
>>61990243I lied, get rekt.
>>61990000the stress and sleepless nights from this war may do the trick
>>61989618bc you were dropped on your head as a baby at least 69 times if you don’t understand that you wouldn’t afford gas for your mobility scooter at $200, wait until you see where the rest of the oil in the world is and how long it takes to reroute your usual goods all of this is pure speculation by fucks like you>Trump asking NATO for helpkek looks like the Jew with his antics will begin a WW3 >bearish for gold>also try to find info on Manduros trial:)>#12 in the world for oil production>one of the largest price hikes
>>61989724Cool.Tickers, fag?
>>61990264Generals have no power over the President unlike the treasury . Also if it was happening people like Powell would be aware and he would go straight to the press over the retardation .When it happens we will know .
Silver keks not like this
>>61990278My mobility scooter is electric and my country 80% self sufficient in diesel em 90% in gás.
>cant make money on any stocks cause oil uncertainty too high>cant make money on oil because its a stupid rigged industry with a heavily manipulated supply even in the best of timesJust go brokeJust dont make itJust die
>>61990297thanks for playing
>green futesIt's another eod dump, isn't it?
>>61990321so it seems
I'm liquidatedgg
>>61990324Thank god now we can resume the pump, thanks for your sacrifice
The only good thing about this market is >blood in the water>shit on the streetsIran could just decide to stop and we're back in the green for anything not overpriced
>>61990331>The religious zealots will decide to stop and surrender to Isreal
MUbros, for those of us that bought shares in the $420-$430 range, do we sell those after earnings and ride the rest to possibly $500+ or just keep it?
>>61990343Sell at $480 . MU and the memory market itself is cyclical but really it depends how long you think AI investing will continue
Flash crash on oil
>>61990345sell the lot or everything?
>>61990350depends how long you think AI investing will continue
Oil bros Whats happening
us treasury aping in more oil shorts huh
>>61990161i heard it’s stable please g-d
Oil bulls lose again
>>61990356Is that a Jewish custom to blank out the word god?
Cant' believe oil will drop to 120. I am ruined.
>>61990363IEA released the entire strategic reserve of Oceania
>>61990364I know, it's terrible. Now Australians will be free to keep rationing and not literally starve.
>EU stonks green>orc green futas>oil crabbing/biz/raelites wrong as always, never change /biz/ best reverse indicator in the entire web
uh oh oil bros stinky poopy
>>61989517Oh fugg :DDD
>>61990364How long does it last at this rate?
How bad is it? I haven't dared to open my folio today yet
>>61990377Not exactly sure but pretty sure less than a year unless they do a slow release
>>61989481went long at 83 goyllars, do i pussy out at 95 or wait for trump to fuck up again
>>61990378It’s bad
>>61990380It's a few weeks. And it's not even available enough to counteract the deficit.
>>61990388>>61990380>>61990377Their total reserve is 90 days of Hormuz traffic.
AssholesEverything i bought pre war? never went upPre strait close? Never went upThe fuck is this shit?No one is making money!!!
>>61990388Market right now disagrees with you but I still think it will just crab all week until real shortages hit Friday or the weekend
report Micron to the SEC
>>61990397Unless news, yes that's what probably will happen.
>>61990397The market is retarded and thinks financial jewery can create physical goods out of thin air
>>61990406Wait you can’t put oil futures contracts into an oil refinery and get gasoline out?
We are in desperate need of another meme stock that isn't grandpa's Texas gold already.
> wake up> green futes you know what comes nextI don't make the rules
>bonds bid, dollar downso i guess that liquidity problem was resolved over the weekend? lol
>>61990424Apprently the fed is injecting liquidity before the open nothing to worry about
Can the reserves last 3 more weeks?
you guys do know that the west barely imports any oil through the strait, something like 5%, right?
>>61990433nz, aus, other us allies
>>61990433So what’s Japan supposed to do just take one for the team like and never use oil again?
>>61990433>he doesn't know about the free market and global trade
however, none of this matters, the stock market will be blistering green today
>>61990158the reason is mainly for alternating cash secured puts and covered calls to profit if the crabbing continues, but the volatility is relatively low so the premiums are not spectacular
>>61990442WHY? FUCKING WTF WHY???WHY AM I LONG OIL AND SHORT TECHWTF NONE OF THIS MAKES ANY FUCKING SENSE AAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
>>61990447nothing goes straight down
>>61990433/smg/ not understanding how the free market works is my favorite running gag
>>61990434meme countries>>61990437as long as China takes it too>>61990439yeah good luck betting on that before getting liquidated
>>61990439Ah yes? Then why is it called free market if I have to pay money to get in?
>>61990454Unlike pretty much everyone else China has built a stupidly large petroleum reserve aswell as reverses of almost any commodity you can think of
>>61990458>Free as in freedom not as as in beer >Maybe we should call it the libre market
Ubisoft sisters I think we are back
>>61990447Israel won't exist in 12 months. This is financial advice. Buy oil.
>>61990462kek
yeah no bottom is inlong stocks with 100% of your money
JUST PANIC SOLD ALL MY OIL.It was a small trade but it generated me a week of rent.
Oof. Oil might actually go cataclysmic sooner than anticipated. People are starting to notice the futures being shit.
>>61990468smart choice, now long stocks and ignore the noise
>>61990381Tbh you should've had a sell order queued for 100 over the weekend, there's obvious fuckery going out. You might be able to get out at 98 but if not be prepared to hold all week for that 100.
Oil is leaving the station soon, this is the last retest under 100.
>>61990468>>61990472>>61990475Why the sh*t is everyone saying a different thing about oil?
>>61990478Is this real?
>>61990479* ***'* ****
>>61990479anyone still saying to long oil is a retard who bought bynd at the top, bought hgraf at the top, etc
>>61990479A lot of people are long oil (probably on a 90+ cost basis) and a lot of other people are long tech/shorting oil (again probably at a 90 something cost basis)
Imagine being a vile, inbred jew cowering in a bunker, and thinking you can influence the price of oil futures by shilling on /smg/, while nations running low on oil are purchasing tens of billions of dollars of oil futures so they can request physical delivery.
>>61990479almost like people on /biz/ want you to make bad decisions
>>61990475Just bought gold now.
>>61990487 is the level of delusion were talking about with oil baggies
>>61990494Post your shorts. You can't.
why stocks go up today?
>>61990492Sometimes people here have made me a lot of money, like a fucking lot of money
>>61990486Sounds about right>>61990494You know yourself to be retarded, but not retarded enough to short oil.
>>61990496i have spy calls
>>61990497oil futures didnt shoot up +40% over the weekend like in the previous sunday, so the situation is apparently cooling down at least for the short term
>>61990502So no oil shorts, just the most normie position imaginable that could easily be copied off of plebbit.
>>61990479I don't know but I was in risky oil calls. Now I'm balls deep into gold and silver so I feel secure.
Buy all the things! Iran's leader is a poofter!Propaganda never changes.
>>61990504It's pinned against the $100 WTI short sell wall, retard.
>>61990508longing spy is the same as inversing oil, except better because oil just has to not go up for stocks to go upi win, i enjoy a couple thousand extra bucks today, and you get btfo, lmao
>>61990510Is that profitable?
>>61990512Sure thing, Moshe. Now go play with with your lunch money some more.
Should I hold my fertilizer or take the loss? I feel like the market is being woefully optimistic right now.
RIP to the oil boys
>>61990516>17 pbtidcope harder
>>61989573Why is oil still rising?
>>61990510Real "Gay Putin made me her off a horse" vibes
Making so much money off micron
>>61990460Yeah, because they don't support their 1 billion plus population with it.
>>61990510Bullish for GRND
>>61990514Depends if he's topping or bottoming I guess.
>>61990524nothing quiet about this, weve known this for over a week
>>61990524Does this means Arabs are losing money? I hope so.
>>61990520You realize all the israeli foreign agents operating in the US are going to be rounded up and put on trial, right? And then we'll be hitting israel with North Korea-tier sanctions. Buy oil before we squeeze over $250.
Oh shid. My id. I'm 3x long oil. What does it mean?
>>61990533extreme delusional cope checked>>61990534that you will have amplified losses today
I'm green for the day apparently, up 20% as of nowFrankly I have gotten so many +10% swings in the last 3 weeks I'm desensitized.
>>61990511What happens if it breaks the 100 short wall of doom?
>>61990536Enjoy your freedom while it lasts.
>>61990526Their population is 400 million max, everyone lies to get UN/USID aid
Diddy oil party
>>61990541Short squeeze into the mid triple figures. Delivery is due at the end of the month, and there isn't enough physical oil to cover. Bessent got called out out of an interview last week and appeared visibly shook when he returned. Like the CEO of CME said, this government futures intervention is going to be a "biblical disaster" when it blows up.
At what time does the Houthi media team get to the fucking office? IS IT A FUCKING HOLIDAY IN YEMEN???? JUST SAY SOMETHING ABOUT THE RED SEA
selling uso call spreads at open, cant help but inverse >>61990552 hes at peak retardation which indicates trend reversals at tops
>>61990536>that you will have amplified losses todayOperating from the position of >/biz/ is always wrongThis is great news.
What candle minutes block size should I look at one looking at oil futures?
>>61990566you are /biz/ though, uh oh
>>61990560What, with your four figure portfolio?
>>61990569>you are /biz/ though, uh ohOf fuck, there is a flaw in my plan...
>>61990566Ok
>>61990570you also dont practice proper bankroll management? makes sense, your posts are extremely retarded after all
>>61990574In the off chance that you're a real person and not some israeli shill breathing in shit fumes in a bunker (unlikely), please remember to post your losses when you get assigned.
Getting ready buy up more of those treasury shorts, I see it as a tax refund.
>>6199056830d 30m
>>61990592>>61990592>>61990592
>POOL STATUS: OPEN>STOCKS STATUS: MOONING and just like that we won again
Oil short bros, how are we feeling?
>>61990584as long as you exist, its easy to win, just inverse you for gains lmao
>>61990504didnt more oil refineries and tanks explode over the weekend? why would it be stable?
>>61990622Iran is actively trying to get Indian and Chinese oil through the strait
