Closing Time Edition>Latest developments on the US strikes against Iranhttps://iran.liveuamap.com/https://x.com/sentdefender>Some helpful links to numb the painhttps://findahelpline.com/https://www.nvidia.com/refunds/https://www.whitehouse.gov/refundshttps://jlingz.com/>European indiceshttps://live.euronext.com/en>Educational sites:https://www.investopedia.comhttps://www.khanacademy.org/economics-finance-domain>Financial TV Streams:https://www.newslive.com/american/cnbc.htmlhttps://www.livestreamy.net/bloomberg/>Charts:https://www.tradingview.comhttps://www.finscreener.comhttps://www.portfoliovisualizer.com>Screeners: so you feel like in the movieshttps://finviz.com/https://etfdb.com/>Gambling:https://www.optionsplaybook.com/options-introduction/https://www.optionsprofitcalculator.comhttps://optionstrat.com/https://www.optionistics.com/quotes/option-prices>Pre-Market and Live data:https://www.investing.com/indices/indices-futureshttps://finance.yahoo.com/>Calendarshttps://www.marketwatch.com/economy-politics/calendarhttps://www.earningswhispers.com/calendarhttps://www.cmegroup.com/trading/interest-rates/countdown-to-fomc.htmlhttps://www.mortgagenewsdaily.com/data/building-permits>Boomer Investing 101: so zoomers with meme stocks can outperform youhttps://www.bogleheads.org/wiki/Getting_startedhttps://www.sec.gov/search-filings>Misc smg:https://www.financialjuice.com/homehttps://finance.yahoo.com/trending-tickershttps://market24hclock.com/https://www.dividendchannel.com/drip-returns-calculatorhttps://brokerchooser.com/https://www.chathamfinancial.com/technology/us-market-rates>Previously on /smg/:>>61995857
>>61996476I look like this
BIG MARKET DIARRHEA DUMP INCOMING
I was reliably informed on /smg/ that oil would be going down
>>61996484post bussy
>>61996488oil will probably make a big move up this week as the front month contract trading ends
>>61996476is that a pic of the babe we've all been lusting after?>>61996484babe why don't you love me you stupid bitch
>>61996488You listened to a literal jeet and deserved to be misinformed.
ok diarrhea dump canceled, market does nothing until fomc
>>61996488last i checked its still under 100 and will never be above it ever again
>>61996496longing for stock market babe...
Oil is probably go lower as demand decreases, along with additional supply lines coming online boss.
>>61996488Inverse /smg/Inverse cramerAlways go with your gut
>Oil is under 100
>>61996488Why the fuck would it be down when the strait is as closed as virgin's meat hole? They released a report just recently that we are still down to 2 ships a day from 136.
the volume today is more pitiful than yesterdaystarting to think the dip buyers arent buying the dip anymore.................
>futures
> nows
>>61996517Might be a whole 4-5 today
>>61996522THANKS CRYPTO NEWS NETWORK MY NUMBER 1 TRUSTED SOURCE FOR REAL FACTS AND NEWS
>>61996488I had oil puts but it will probably go up and the war will last longer.It’s already past the point where politics are a concern.The entire world turned him down.They wouldn’t do that if they thought MAGA would continue to be a force in American politics.The market has essentially publicly priced in that it is going bye bye, so why not just see the war through to the end?
>>61996486OH YES SARRRRRRRR WE ARE WEDGING HARDER THAN WHAT YOUR SCHOOL BULLY DID TO YOU IN THE LOCKER ROOM YOU BLOODY FUCKWE WILL SHIT SO HARD IT WILL MAKE INDIA LOOK CLEAN!!!!!!!!
>>61996522>source>crypto news networkhonk honk
Come on Mr Bussy give us a big green dildo
>>61996527OH YES HASMIR I LOVE IT WHEN YOU WEDGE MY BUTTCRACK LIKE THAT
>>61996517
>>61996512demand destruction will not happen below $150, and by then we'll be in a deep recession and oil prices will be the last thing anyone cares about.
>>61996530mr bussy listened wow
>>61996525https://news.usni.org/2026/03/17/uss-gerald-r-ford-headed-to-souda-bay-for-repairs-after-fire
>>61996536shitter's clogged
>>61996535Thank you Mr Buddy I cashed out
>>61996512>extra supplyTakes months to years to come online >lower demand Oil demand can't lower 20% without famine in many places of the world
>>61996536US carriers acting like Chinese shitboxes
>>61996533It won't get that high, but whatever you're free to watch it crab along boss.
>>61996542Yeah the mysterious ship fires and planes falling out of the sky. They definitely weren’t hit by a drone .
I am being crushed by the muscular thighs of Miss Volatility
1) There has not been an intentional attack on ships since Thursday 12th March(A ship was accidentally hit today by debris from an interception but it doesn't count)2) Iran has shown that it is willing to allow certain countries to export non-Iranian origin cargo. Commodities are fungible so if some countries get a pass, the strait is effectively open.3) A US-listed tanker owner ($ECO) currently has a VLCC tentatively fixed by Trafigura to sail into the Gulf and load crude for Far East discharge. The rate is $750,000 per day on a ship that has a $25,000 per day breakeven.In short: Israel is winning, the Iranians' ability to fight back has been greatly diminished, and the market is increasingly starting to disregard their threat. As time goes on without any further attacks this will embolden more ship owners to ignore empty threats and sail for big fat profits.
There’s basically a spiritual battle going on right now in the markets, the forces of good want oil to rise. The forces of darkness and decay want oil to fall and the dow to 50k
>>61996536>usnigger
>>61996555theres no battle, theres no volume, no one is doing SHITany buy or sell will shoot the market straight up or down at this point. its just algos sucking each others binary dicks right now
To the anon who posted 3/20 650 SPY puts (i boughted) and the anon who spent the weekend spiritually harassing this trade… i lost…
What's gonna happen when oil reserves run out, the war's still going on, and the strait of Hormuz is still closed?
>>61996510You mean jadoodoo?
>>61996555>tripsimpressive, very nice
>>61996558The battle is mainly being fought on 4chan and in my mind
>>61996476why is she undressed?
>>61996555The only people who want to see oil rise are the Iranians. The good goys wants to see Dow Jones 50k and peace in the middle east boss.
you know the markets in bad shape when they are buying bitcoin slowly and algorithmically
>>61996561Interesting times
Oil is completing its bull flag, then the literal israelis raiding /smg/ will be sent to the gas chamber when it breaks out, along with their shorts.
>>61996561computer goes out and we eat people
>>61996564on 4chan its just a bunch of fat ugly retards pounding their keyboards, or at least thats me and what im doing
>>61996561draft, followed by another draft boss
>>61996562one anon calls her penelope, babe schizo calls her babe. according to the legend she's a beautiful racist
>>61996543i know it won't. but to repeat, demand destruction will not happen below that price, ie economic activity will not drastically change.
silver marines?!?!?!??!?!?!?!??!?!!?
I don't think people understand.This was made on Friday.
>>61996570>ta on a commodity Shiggy diggy
hate to say it but i think oil is looking strong going into the close todayi bet oil shorts are legit a bit scared right now
>>61996573I’m thin good looking just highly schizophrenic, I haven’t had a hair cut in 6 years
>>61996590Is this cope or real? I need some cope right now
>>61996589I've been using TA to successfully trade oil and it is very easy, easier than stocks by a lot.
>>61996588>And you don't seem to understand
>>61996590Washington might need to run a night shift to keep things under control
>>61996588>India already drying upYes. Please just DIE.
>>61996591coof goblin
>>61996590Equities keep climbing, that's all I really care about
>>61996566Faggler confirmed dark side.Don't believe his lies!
When I wasA young boyMy fatherTook me into the cityTo sell my oil bags
>>61996598India is closest so they dried up very fast.There are still ships loaded in the Gulf currently en route to S.Korea and Japan. Pre-war loadings.The "missing barrels" haven't hit the market for real yet.Even if Hormuz reopens tomorrow, it will be weeks or months before Japan and Korea see a drop of oil.
Joke's on you guys I'm actually shorting the S&P500.
"dow is at 50 thousand" was the generational top
Micron chads lfg
>>61996600they are floating on hopium right now
The longer they try to stall on covering their oil shorts, the more violent the squeeze is going to be during the end of month futures expiry.
>>61996598No wonder Raj needed the price to go down RIP
>>61996517Lots of ships have been transiting in the past few days, they just turn off their transponders. Look at the area around Bandar Abbas on marinetraffic.com, how do you think those ships got there?
>>61996587I'm buying minors here babe
>>61996560loli lost 2k on that shitwe did it together babe
>>61996618>they just turn off their transpondersLiterally debunked by Marinetraffic themselves. That people still believe this fairy tale.
>>61996618>Lots of ships have been transiting in the past few days, they just turn off their transponders. Look at the area around Bandar Abbas on marinetraffic.com, how do you think those ships got there?Ah yes, the ships with no transponders that can also fly to avoid sea mines.
>>61996618That's not right, there's been minimal traffic. Iranian cargo is moving but the rest is so rare every transit is noteworthy.Iran moves about 2m barrels per day to China and Bessen said they have put up a cuck chair and are happy to watch because they don't want to disturb the oil markets any further.
>>61996609>The 40-year interest rate cycle refers to the long-term trend of declining interest rates that began around 1980–1981 and reached its trough in 2020–2021. This period is often linked to the structural decline in inflation and economic factors following the high-inflation era of the 1970s. Market observers and analysts suggest this 40-year cycle has ended, likely transitioning into a new, long-term rising interest rate environment.yes
>>61996611Futures are up to $70 a year out, AISC for US shale is like $40They will be raking in cash no matter what now
>>61996618No one is currently transiting without transponders off after mines and Greek ships got droned doing that trick . >Bander Abbas All the ships sailing near Iran have cleared passage with them and sail with thier transponders on so they aren't mistaken for a US ally
fuckign christ almighty I almost died today. Started with $26k, hit $29k, then tried to get smart and do a spread but fat fingered it, cut my gains in half, which sent me into a retard frenzy oversizing my positions and not cutting when I should've, all the way down to $19k. Managed to get ahold of myself around there after closing the positions and I'm ending the day at $25.9k.fat finger and panicked trading trying to recover. luckily I somehow came back from $19k --> $25.9k, so I'm gonna be sticking
>be me>have zero FOIA experience>some recruiter reaches out to me asking to interview for a FOIA job>check her job requirements>she will obviously say "you don't have the experience for this job"Why do these nibbas waste my time.
>>61996636You will lose it all, have fun on the ride down :3
>>61996636at least someone had an eventful day
>>61996552>ECOthanks babe I am scouring the market for shipping companies that will be raking in the moolah on these elevated rates. I am also slurping SBLK. Shippers down on news of pool closed but I'm expecting fat earnings beats posted as soon as May with the expedited war risk rates
>>61996598so i all in puts on INDA?
>>61996610MU TOP SIGNALSELL SELL SELL
Will SPY ever split because given the avg return it will be like $4k in 20 years
>>61996640wanna bet?
>request Schwab to give me permission to buy calls and puts without owning the underlying stock>it asks me how many times I've done derivative trades>0>they approve me for the lowest level of options trading, that I already hadHow do I get experience trading options if they won't let me trade options? Do I just lie? I passed the Society of Actuaries exam Models for Financial Economics so it's not like I'm ignorant about derivatives or how they work.I don't want to sell calls on stock I own; I want to gamble.
>>61996646DO NOT REDEEM IT
We must defeat the idea of Iran, and their idea of a closed straight of Whore-moose.
>>61996661yes you lie
>>61996644This is literally my area of expertise so you can ask.If Gulf trading is dodgy I expect most mainstream and US-listed owners will steer clear, but $ECO and $SBLK will definitely do it if it pays. $SBLK is already heavily involved in legitimate Iran trades. They are of course totally different companies (tankers/bulkers) but the gist is the same, they will go where others don't to make big bucks.
QUAD TIMES SIXAND THE MARKETSHITS BRICKS
>>61996663Filtered
>>61996655whats the issue? just passive invest every month for the next 20 years and blaze it?
Oh coincidentally, is the cfa worth anything? Or is it something stupid like mensa?
Everyone doubting the asia connection, babe or not, should ask themselves why the strait even matters? Why arent there just pipelines ftom tehran to beijing? Because of a lot of hard work, blood, and unsavory deals to keep the west on top and our navy relevant. A nuclear iran threatens that strategy. I know a lot of people dream about tel aviv getting nuked in a taiwan contingency, and you are sick and evil for doing so, but there is more at stake than just that
You guys think Micron earnings are priced in by now or is it going to moon even harder?
>Aussies buying Korean and Japanese refined fuels by the boatload as these countries are talking about a fuel crisisI think there's a good chance these companies impose fuel export bans like China did once the news gets out
>>61996678Maybe but they will give really good guidance for next quarter too and I doubt that's priced in yet
>>61996661you trade the safer options, and then you apply to trade the riskier ones
>>61996669great we are just gonna hug the bottom of vwap for another 20 mins, THANKS
>>61996682True the guidance seems more important in this case
>>61996681If everybody imposes a fuel export ban then where will the fuel come from boss?
>>61996661just lie and say you know all the shit and did it a million timesits ironic because spreads are generally way safer than single leg anyway, just always close your spreads before assignment
I'm a degenerate gambler What otm MU calls do I buy?
>>61996636>Narrowly avoiding sub-PDT hell
>>61996691It's a doggy dog world out there.Exxon is also bringing three boatloads from the US to Australia but will take some time to get down there.Vietnam imports most of its jet fuel from China and Thailand and they already told airlines to prepare for grounded flights in April. I think poorer countries will just run out of fuel. There are not replacement barrels for everyone.
>>61996672No issue its just crazy to think about 1 share being more than my paycheck
>>61996682How do you think it's not priced in? Everyone sees it coming
>>61996691Reserves, for as long as those last.
>>61996681That shit is so cucked, you guys import 80% of your gas. Insane. I knew China ran everything but damn they can shut you guys down in so many ways.
>>61996663unironically this.
>>61996618Incredible how a fake news become ingrained into double digits IQ brains, and STILL get spouted out days later.No wonder this administration got in power, you're all fucking fucktarded beyond salvation. At this point jeets might be less retarded, Jesus that's how grim it fucking is.
>>61996625>>61996627>>61996635I have been watching marinetraffic on and off in the past few days and I feel more informed than 99.9% of internet. Saw about dozen of ships + some escorts in a line going through two days ago. There's lots of data available, it's just not public. All the public info has near-0 factual backing and/or working with very incomplete data.>pic unrelated
>>61996705but think of the savings australia made getting other people to do it cheaper
UK is calling it a war for Israel now
What a crab day
>>61996718definitely one of the days of all time
>>61996717guess the taboo (like in Harry Potter) on Jews is expired then
>>61996712The straights are full of electronic warfare so maybe you saw some GPS ghosting but you are comically retarded if you think you know more about this then people like Loyds List and Reuters
>>61996674There's a rail connection between Tehran and China.In the belt and road initiative it includes a major terminal at Basra which will be used to unload Chinese goods and load up on gulf goods to be sent back to China on a land route.
>>61996712you don't think the big boys aren't relying on their own real-time data and live satellite feeds? and that you with a free-to-use website has one over on everyone with your team of one moron analysist?
What will be the thirdie cope, when the petrodollar stays or having shipments to yuan does shit?I’m so sick and tired of the china glazing, so long as SMEs exist.
>>61996712>tfw you will never have hot pulsating dolphin pussy sex with an aquatic babeBABE
>>61996673Explain cheapest to deliver bonds to me without googling it
Holy wick
>>61996724>trusting Reuters over your own common sense
another miga day!
extreme jewish market activity detected
>>61996698460c 20march'26
>>61996712Ships moving in a straight line through Hormuz is AIS manipulation, it's not real transits.Real transits are so rare I could literally list every single individual ship here if I bothered.11 x Chinese owned ships of which 1 x tanker.2 x Indian flagged LPG carriers. 1 x India flagged tanker.1 x Pakistan flagged tanker.2 x Greek tankers. 2 x Greek bulkers, one exited despite being hit.Everything else Iranian tanker and LPG.This is more or less nothing.
>>61996717this is pretty nuts
>>61996734Why do you torture me?Are you Jewish to answer a question with a question?
>>61996730BRICS doesn't even need oil anyways since they have EV's and walkable cities kek
>>61996738Don’t we love our market makers folks
>>61996742source?
>I have been watching marinetraffic on and off in the past few days>There's lots of data available, it's just not publicthis fucking guy
>>61996717what else is new
>>61996522Why the fuck are they using these antiquities in the first place. Is the F35 that much of a fucking hangar queen
>>61996708>LULU dumping into close
>>61996748Trust me
>>61996736Yup your more smart then financial and shipping analysts even with free basic tools . Now go out there and use your huge information advantage to make yourself rich
Man I knew WDC was going to moon but I bought safer Micron instead
>>61996751There been some real US losses but it like fucking nothing compared to even the 12 day war. What even worse is all the thirdies posting fake A.I shit.
>>61996744I'm just making sure I'm not wasting my time studying for the CFA lol. I think it's worth it if you work in finance currently or will be, otherwise the work hours requirement alone seems not obtainable
>>61996748Lloyd's List is keeping track of all transits. It's by far the premier marine business intelligence journal.
DING DING DING DING DINGHow did it go today?!?!
>>61996757I have been.
>>61996717>sending Witkoff and Kushner into the highest levels of diplomatic negotiations against Iran
>>61996766I’m down again boss
>>61996742>Ships transiting the straight of whore's mouth are not real.Now that's what I call cope boss.
>>61996766+4.06%>>61996767Positions ?
>>61996766Today: +0.61%This Week: +2.23%This Month: -3.05%This Year: -6.92%
no Hgraf short squeeze came and I’m down THousAnds on this piece of shit
>>61996766+4.98%
>>61996766+1.5%
>>61996766today -1.96%, ytd +21.89%
>>61996766down another 8%
>>61996763My main concern was if it's useful at all or if it's just a ticking boxes kind of thing.
>>61996766+1.53%
>>61996766>+2.06%Still slightly underwater ytd kek
>>61996766+5.5%Looking forward to MU earnings tomorrow
So does nobody want to talk about how SPX has definitely rolled over?
Oil is climbing so the market hasn't seen anons transponder off analysis yet
>>61996766+0.32%
>>61996766+1,245.41(+1.22%)
>>61996789/smg/ has its transponders off
>NVIDIA CEO SAYS HE IS 100% COMMITTED TO ISRAEL AND WILL HAVE STAFF THERE FOR A VERY LONG TIME - PRESS CONFbased Nvidia
LULU
>>61996789Don't look at oil prices, it's manipulated to hell at this point and doesn't reflect reality anymore.Look at oil companies' stonk instead, they tell the real story.
>>61996799This sounds like bullshit but I believe it
you cant spell jew without ew
>>61996766Up 0.55%, thought it might be better but oh well
>>61996804sure you can boss, just watch me. K-I-K-E
>>61996802thats not how that worksthe oil megagiants are gonna make more money regardless and now they are gonna make even more, but that has barely anything to do with the day to day movement of oil prices
>>61996803>>61996799
>>61996766+0.52%Got ghosted again
>>61996808kike, just do it
I should put more money into this. It might be a horrible idea but holy fuck do I hate this piece of shit stock.
It’s been a wild month lads, but I do believe we are going to make it (back to entry).
Does anyone know how far off the USS Tripoli is from arriving at the strait? I think that's probably going to coincide with a market gigadump and Trump announcing a full scale invasion/draft.
>>61996802G-day mate! I love pumping in the morning and dumping in the afternoon! Seriously I am going to make a full kangaroo /biz/ meme with yellow boxer shorts. Figures with all this short selling and buying going on it would suit him. Kangaroos are bouncer than crabs.
>>61996821To bad its a lot easier to find oil covered crabs to post than kangaroos
>>61996819Oh if he implemented a draft that would be so awesome.
>>61996819It should arrive around the end of the month
>>61996788Well we're at the end of a cycle what else is there to say
I'm actually doing pretty good so far this year, been a few times were I almost panic sold but so far its a good thing I just held. I just know that the second I panic sell is when the war ends and we go up 10% in a day.
>>61996819Was tracked off Singapore this morning (allegedly)
alright boys, here's some DRIP and SCO historylooks like they have big spikes, then crash really really hardweirdly enough, SCO keeps it value better than DRIP. I would have thought it would be the opposite
>>61996825as long as they include women in the draft for maximum keks
>>61996822Just get the NVDIA AI shit to make your fucking slop. I swear I don't know if it's the tik tok brain rot, or the AI that's worse, but the quality of memes and shit has gone so far down hill this place (4chan as a whole) is even worse than when I first got here, and I never thought that would be possible boss.
>>61996766Today: +0.18%This week: +0.99%This year: +0.42%
>>61996833>alright boys, here's some DRIP and SCO historyand here's the second onebig big spicy 800% gain on DRIP lmaonot sure I'll chase gains that high, but DRIP is looking tasty right now
>>61996834No the zoomettes have to stay on the home front and ride my cock boss.
>>61996822I do not have it all invested in oil. Mining and retail was a crazy swing. And this is pre-dumped stocks.
>>61996835eh, this board was way worse in the 20-23 era when it was nothing but crypto spam
>>61996835>Just get the NVDIA AI shit to make your fucking slop. I swear I don't know if it's the tik tok brain rot, or the AI that's worse, but the quality of memes and shit has gone so far down hill this place (4chan as a whole) is even worse than when I first got here, and I never thought that would be possible boss.as internet access has expanded, with mobile (to women and casual fags) and the rest of the world (browns), this website and basically all others have declined in qualitythe user base of the internet has become less white and less maleit is what it is boss
>>61996766>+1.58%I'll take it. HGRAF sisters I'm ready to crab until we start pumping on real news starting to roll in.
>>61996838But Faggler, what will gookfu think?
oooffhttps://litter.catbox.moe/matraaasl64krwfj.mp4
>>61996777nice trips! maybe you can recover in may, with nasdaq listing. but i wouldn't bet on it. it lives on new narratives, and there are none right now
I reduced my exposure to oil and oil accessories before close
>>61996828I wanted more doomposting.
once ai is good enough to generate realistic porn scenes by just prompting them nvda will go straight up to 400$. not even exaggerating.
>>61996846
>>61996831So maybe early next week? They're almost half way there coming from Japan. It seems like Trump is sending them as a sacrifice to justify a ground invasion as a way of """""avenging""""" their 5000 sailors and marines. It's going to be a clusterfuck of drones, mines, and hypersonic missiles, and they have to hug the Iranian coast the whole way.
SHABBOS GOYIM AND KIKES AND SANDNIGGERS
why did chat make me buy HGRAF?
>>61996847Why is US news look like a circus performance ?
>>61996847doesnt matter, we in an autocracy nowimagine being so cucked as to be willing to vote dem in midtermsthe dems did jack shit this whole fuckin timethe two party system is OVER
>>61996863saar, pls
>>61996863blown out dopamine receptorsyou have to cater to fent addicts somehow
Why hasn’t China invaded Taiwan? This was literally the time to strike, now America will make sure Iran will be thoroughly punished.
>>61996846She can bring a zoomette or two home too if she wants to. It's called equality boss.
>>61996858because you call us "chat"
>>61996723It was a silly move but they will be fine.People forget that in the 1920s the joos got effectively banned from wall st for the better part of a decade for supposedly backing the Kaiser and ww1. They made it back.Also a lot of Jews are libs, Haaretz comments are all negative. It’s only recently that the Ch. 14 crowd have gained so much sway.They will be fine after a little cool down.Trump however is political toast, as are most sitting republicans, as are most of the extremist dems who only got a seat because they were radical foils to trumps intensity.
>>61996872The Chinese mind is too cautious to ruthlessly exploit their advantage
>>61996872They're waiting until we're fully quagmired a ground invasion. Buy oil.
how to invest into biotech pre-ipo?from what I see can easily end up rich with like 1000 bucks boss
>>61996777Lucky! Checked. Just give it time babe.
>>61996880Knock on peoples doors and offer them a grand for a piece of their company
>>61996863>>61996871I could still barely get through the whole thingWhat's the point?
>>61996872china is scared of america and world as a wholea superpower doesn't and can not exist since WW2the world and every country has taken precautions, there is a reason every country and especially US is pouring shit ton of their gdp into military
>>61996858I told you if you wanted to get in on the graphene revolution the play was to buy CVV, HGRAF is a company with a female CEO and no revenue. CVV is a blossoming high stakes player in the super competitive graphene market place boss.
>>61996884can't do it, the good companies after their phase 1 or preclinical shit they already are valued 100M+ usually due to early investor roundsI want to put 1000 and there are no doors to knock if you aren't giving out millions from what I see
>>61996636Dude?I got pissed losing $38 today.Fuck off.
>>61996872Because nothing happens without the green light from america/israel
>>61996476do some women really like this? if so where doi find them
>>61996889>CVVfounded in ancient history aka 1982I rather invest into a new company that actually is targeting new innovative shit and not boomer company still worth a few bucks
>>61996878>too cautiousAmerica won geopolitics by waiting until the last possible moment in two world wars.Why shouldn’t Chang do the same?
>>61996629doubt, boomer boxes would go to zero
>>61996905right here babe
>>61996905they are fat 99% of the time boss >>61996907waiting the best time in a war is different from speculating when to start a war loli.e time the market perfectly
>>61996907America was deeply involved in WW2 prior to Pearl Harbor and was actively provoking both Germany and Japan and supporting Britain and China
>>61996629>JP comes out tomorrow>FFR is 15% no questions fuck you.
>>61996915>Germany and Japanthese two countries fell pretty bad lolthey are doing way worse than how good they had it a few decades back meanwhile USA is epitome of power that meme president can't even fuck it up
>>61996905Any chick that does anything remotely interesting got into it from a guy that was boning her hard.
>>61996896I know and that's why you can't get in pre IPO without real capital and experience
>>61996917Big if true
>>61996926on a side note, you think a female CEO is an issue for a biotech?maybe for life sciences women is fine?
>>61996488> I was reliably informed on /smg/ that oil would be going downThere will be a massive dump when we discover usable cold fusion in 2037
>Aircraft carrier housing is triple bunk beds and 6 to a roomImagine the smell
>>61996933>fusionevery 5 years they say it will be here in 5 yearsLOLand oil will always be huge as it is cheap without supply constraints, artificial ones, like current war
OIL BROSOUR DAY IN THE SUN IS TONIGHT
china won't let america take the strait
>>61996937Out of which 3 are niggers and 2 are faggots
>>61996941Anon, get hold of yourself, there's nobsun at nights!
>>61996937the hardest part in military was ignoring the fapping noises in the dark
>>61996945How?
>>61996954I thought you all took turns on the few girls and homos/trannies that are there with you
>>61996912America had the same fp goals as the krauts and nipponese: topple the old empires hogging all the resources, suppress the ziggers.They just let the nipponese and krauts do it for them, and then swooped in. A very brilliant move.Change calculus is the same. Let the muzzzys and the ziggers exhaust the current hegemon, and then jump in in 20 years time to deliver the coup de gras.
>>61996954>night time stealth op
>>61996954How hard do you fap to keep everyone awake?
>>61996925sounds like a lot of effort put into thinking about women having sex with other people
>>61996957> America had the same fp goals as the krauts and nipponese: topple the old empires hogging all the resources, suppress the ziggers.It’s not complicated, US politicians are bought out by Israel. It’s been a major issue in US politics since the early 1900s. Hasn’t gone away since. Don’t overthink it bro. Most of the Jew sucking will die off with the boomers and older Gen X.
niggers
>>61996971What did he mean by this?
>>61996956just boys in my unit (sadly), there might have been the odd homo in between, but i wouldn't know>>61996962the others did the heavy brething type of fap. not me though, i was super silent>>61996959lol
>>Axios>@axios>Nvidia restarting production for H200 chips for sales in China
>>61996963That shit makes no sense, you’re fucking clueless.
FOMC Federal Funds Rate in 21 hours
>>61996988we all know they are going to kike them.
VEEVwhat does chat think on this stock? the ticker sounds cool too
>>61996970Israeli values ARE American values. I could run for president on an Israel first campaign and win easily boss.
>>61996889Jesus it's just dolled up pseudo-graphmeme like every other competitor excepting hgraf.If anyone is genuinely looking to invest in graphene please for the love of god research all the companies on the table first. Yes Hydrograph is still pre-revenue but whether you think it's going to be successful or not depends on whether you think that stamp of being authentic graphene is going to make a difference compared to all the 50% shit on the market.
>>61996988>RAISE
>>61996992so true, which is why bombing muslims in the middle east is a patriotic actgod bless the USA
Wait, I thought FOMC was next week
>>61997002It's also opex time.
>>61996991it's a software company, too risky to touch them atm with all the ai scarethey're probably solid though
>SOFI
>>61996992*cums on your face* eat up sweetie :)
kike me in the butt baby
>>61996880Have a couple milli dollars to buy into biotech hedge funds
>>61997005I have to hedge.
Good write up about the extent of SA and UAEs ability to bypass the Hurmoose with pipelines www.reuters.com/world/middle-east/gulf-oil-producers-scramble-bypass-hormuz-iran-locks-down-strait-2026-03-17/
>>61997048Go ahead... THROW YOUR PREMIUM AWAY AHAHAHAHAHAHA
>>61997048I have no funds and I must hedge.
I'm an insurance broker, mom.
yes boss I will invest into the 4T market cap company surely I will make insane returns
how can you look at that and still be bullish long term? give me your thesis
>>61997000europe bros why did we let ourselves get conquered like this
>>61997079rate of economical advancement is exponentialtech, AI and whatever else is rapidly advancing so the economy is being boosted greatly by itif you were to take out the big 1T+ market cap stocks out you would see that it grows way slowerwe are also curing bunch of diseases pretty fast and many new cures are on the horizonfast growth just shows humanity is advancing anon, just invest into SP500 and you will have great gains
>>61997085Hey we’re paying for it. Most of us over here would love to be fully out, including NATO but it’s not really up to us.
>>61997090bro... I want to bear bobo`s take
>>61997079how can you be short though, look how long it takes to go down, remember bobos, preserve capital until the big drop comestonight wont be the big droptomorrow wont be the big dropthis week wont be the big dropnext week wont be the big dropnext month wont be the big drop
>>61997092europe is paying nothing, if their military spending had to be upto par their economy would hurt shit tonbe happy USA protects you
>>61997095>>61997090>>61997079realized I fucked up. wanted to write *bearish lol
>>61997099there is no bearish caseunironicallythe financial markets are so scared that most of SaaS is already down 25%-30% we are already at a great buy pointonly bear case is unironically OIL prices becoming even worse and for like a year
>>61997097European defense spending doesn't need to be close to on par with the statds to defend itself. 2% GDP would be more than enough to keep Russia away forever
>>61996766>+5.01%God I love MU and Im holding that shit through summernext month Im loading up on NVDA, KRKNF, IREN, maybe some more MU
>>61997097Why should Europe pay when the US wants bases there?
>>61997092yuroshitters riot like crazy every time their gibs are cut 1%.if yuroshitter actually had to use all that money that they spend of gibs for defense, there would be a civil war in half the countries of yurope.
>>61997079>how can you look at that and still be bullish long term? give me your thesisshort term bearish, long term bullishbullish why? because america has the best economy in the world, and the best economic system. as well as many advantages from land, population, natural resources, and everything elseWe are the world economy. where we go, everyone else follows. there really isn't any other economy, everyone else just follows usI'm still buying some international stocks though, because the US can have a lost decade.
>>61997108imagine the stink
>>61997097>be happy USA protects youmy nigger, do you realise that Europe was supposed to be unarmed by design after WW2? the EU is the single greatest political movement in history because it managed to keep Europeans from slaughtering each other for almost 70 years (mostly)the Euros rearming generally isnt a good thing, unless the EU becomes a federation
>>61997113It would probably be better for the European economy to increase their spending ando nly spend domestically then buying a currently insufficient amount of US arms thats value disappears from the European economy.
WHERE'S THE FUCKING BREAD BAKER????
>>61997122thered never be any stink because Id clean her with my tongue from top to bottom every evening
>>61997134Simmer down Ranjesh
Can SPY reach 700 by the summer yes or no be honest
>>61996788an SPX just rolled over my house
>>61997111wonder what this one said?
>>61997137it's inevitable
>>61997135im so white that i have a vitamin d deficiency
>>61997144i'll give you the d babe
Israel destroyed MAGA, this is a financial observation
lads, opinion on embracer group(STO: EMBRAC-B)?can it really fall down any further? they own an insane amount of IPs and fucked up buying up to much during the gaming covid bullrun now theyve been restructing and cutting bad studios off.it feels like theyre at the very bottom now and are a pretty safe stock to hold over time
>>61997146If shilling for hordes of pajeet immigrants didn't kill it, nothing will.
>>61997146Ya its too bad trump likes children and his daughter likes Jew cock
>>61997122i want to suffocate in the stink
>>61997147literally who?aren't video games over
>>61997147
>>61997159dunno just searching up random companies, i fucked up not buying pearl abyss months ago even when knowing crimson desert was going to pump it up so ive been cope searching random vidya stocks.>tfw missed on a near 100% gain when i was one click away from buying itone day i wont be scared of tapping buy
seems like thread is infested with tourists and brownies, so putting the shopping cart back nationalism is at an all time lowokayI will put the shopping cart backbaking!better be grateful you niggers
>>6199714790% of the people that made the studios they bought successful took the money and ran making what they now owned a liability outside of old & somewhat damaged IP
kek oil baggies
>>61997147Embracer is worthless. They have nothing in the pipeline and there was never any intent to actually be a video game business, they were just buying up IPs with borrowed money to prop up their portfolio for potential buyers. Deal fell through, and everything went to shit. I hope they go bankrupt and the CEO ends up under an overpass.
>>61997079ask your teachers or handlers about exponents
>>61996766+0.79%, not bad but MU tomorrow makes me worried. Still nice having a few green days in a row
>>61997169I'm sure they are real worried
>>61997167new>>61997180>>61997180>>61997180
>>61996616>first it was eow hopium>now it's eom hopiumidk bros idk
