Dump it all>Educational sites:https://www.investopedia.comhttps://www.khanacademy.org/economics-finance-domain>Financial TV Streams:https://www.newslive.com/american/cnbc.htmlhttps://www.livestreamy.net/bloomberg/>Charts:https://www.tradingview.comhttps://www.finscreener.comhttps://www.portfoliovisualizer.com>Gambling:https://www.optionsplaybook.com/options-introduction/https://www.optionsprofitcalculator.comhttps://optionstrat.com/https://www.optionistics.com/quotes/option-prices>Pre-Market and Live data:https://www.investing.com/indices/indices-futureshttps://finance.yahoo.com/>Calendarshttps://www.marketwatch.com/economy-politics/calendarhttps://www.earningswhispers.com/calendarhttps://www.cmegroup.com/trading/interest-rates/countdown-to-fomc.htmlhttps://www.mortgagenewsdaily.com/data/building-permits>Boomer Investing 101: so zoomers with meme stocks can outperform youhttps://www.bogleheads.org/wiki/Getting_startedhttps://www.sec.gov/search-filings>Misc smg:https://www.financialjuice.com/homehttps://finance.yahoo.com/trending-tickershttps://market24hclock.com/https://www.dividendchannel.com/drip-returns-calculatorhttps://brokerchooser.com/https://www.chathamfinancial.com/technology/us-market-ratesPrevious >>62004081
holy fuugggg :D
>>62004799AAAAAAAAAAAAAA
it's over
Nobody knows which poster I was in the previous thread
HORRY FUK MY SNXX DOWN 20%
all gone
STOP THE COUNT
CASH BROS WHERE YOU AT
my shorts are printing
>+3% Luv my oil producers
> nows
Thoughts on my buys >LYB>MOSAIC>US OIL and BRENT
guys I am soon going to sell my Equinor (!!!!!)I suggest you buy now because it's going to start pumping hard as soon as I sell
>>62004799OY VEY ALERTSHEKELS CRITICAL
>>62004817Gay and retardedGO ALL IN ONMDAI NTR
>>62004812Cash king reporting in (50% cash, 50% treasuries)
WHY THE FUCK DID I NOT SELL WHEN A SCREECHING MOMCEL WAS BRAGGING ABOUT THE DOW BEING 50K IT WAS THE CLEAREST TOP SIGNAL IVE EVER SEEN
>gold and silver are safe havens they said
>>62004826>down 5k in a monthAre we in correction territory yet?
I HATE TRUMP AND HIS LUST FOR ISRAELI COCK.
>>62004812im right hereall in SGOVwaiting for the black swansnice photo
>whole fucking move was premarket againcool another day of watching like a cuck as it drops but being too afraid to short because it's oversold as shit already and then when i finally FOMO in the short i eat a fucking 3% bar up
>Gold miners getting heemed into the shadow realm. Wew I’m fucked
im mostly cash and still getting slaughtered
>>62004817Im making a fortune on lyb, dow, ec, pbra, ssl,,,,got mos and asix for fertilizers
HYDROSOOT BACK TO 3 BUX TOMORROW LMAO
>>62004836why does my chest feel so heavy?
>>62004836Pretty happy I sold my hymc earlier this week (at a loss) because holy fuck
>>62004836So, is today the bottom. Can I slurtp or is gold going to 3000?
like I saidCHNR>but you didn't listen :(
>>62004845Rocks are finished for the 20's
Lmao at all these losers buying garbage rocks
I will sell all my ETFs on US stocks if the S&P500 closes below the 200-Day SMA.
I've been screaming ITT to 100% energy the last week and none of you listened
Every Tom, Dick, and Harry tells you not to panic sell, but even superinvestors do it for the most retarded reasons. Exactly what has changed to make everything dump all at once? The interest rate stayed the same, which Powell has been signaling for months. We have a war going on, but it's basically a nothingburger. The only consolation is that not all SaaS companies aren't dumping as hard, which would be completely retarded
I wanted to sell my silver bars but my wife was screaming “what if we get nuclear war or something bad” sigh… had to listen to womanly security needs.
>>62004812Fitty percent cash here. Might get back in Micron if it dumps much more.
MARKET IS EXTREMELY KIKED, DO NOT TRADE TODAYLOOK AT THIS OPTIONS CHAIN FOR 0DTETHEY JUST DELETED ALL THE NEAR MONEY STRIKES FOR TODAY
I'm officially a MDAI bagholder
Every refinery and terminal damaged raises barrel prices by ten dollars
>>62004848Fine with me, but I don't want to be a boomer bag holder for 10 years.
>SPY opened up below the 200 EMAHaha. It's really over, isn't it?
>already Vyawn
Holy fuck… what the fuck happened? Who actually winning in this shit?
>>62004853Silver will be worthless post nuclear annulation and she won't even be able to use to barter her way out of sexual assaults . You'll need gold
>>62004853Yeah I've noticed this recently. Silver seems to be a quintessential woman-coded buy now. All about fearmongering and safety
>>62004860THIS IS WHERE YOU BUY THE DIP, HISTORICALLY SPEAKING
>>62004845Is inflation going to get better? Do you expect rate cuts? If you answered no to these questions then rocks will continue to perform badly
>>62004799Been in sgov for a while. $656 is the first point i have been thinking about buying back in. But I'm really looking for $620.The orange migger is blowing the economy as expected right after he finished blowing netanyahu.
Time of crisis are a good opportunity for the Jews to make money from panicans.
The only green that I have is my CANE calls and INDA puts.
>>62004866historically speaking I would watch my asshole
if you dont buy this massive dip you hate money
>PBR.A redYou must be kidding me
>>62004866it's looking like it's going to be another 2022 desu
>>62004860There's basically been nothing but 6500ish as a technical holding up index since it rolled over.
>>62004876THE DIP WILL PROBABLY KEEP DIPPING THOU
>>62004881green by close
The only thing green on my watch list is CANE. That's pretty impressive
>>62004845>>62004844>>62004841Only thing I can think of is people are levered up the ass and had to sell for liquidity. I’m LONG OIL, short TECH and that thesis seems solid still.
>>62004868Yes, i expect rate cuts and inflation not getting worse, but that's like a 6 months thing at least
>>62004820How was MU report yesterday evening? Did I miss something?
>>62004876What’s even worth buying during a firesale
Israel is so evil man.
>>62004862Why does there need to be winners? It's not a zero sum game
>>62004890Blowout earnings so it pumped briefly then dumped, naturally
>>62004856You got in under $2 tho! What a STEAL! HODL DIAMOND FORESKIN IF YOU GOT IT HANDS IF NOT
can anyone explain why all the strikes between 650 and 655 were deleted in the spy 0dte chain?the jews are rigging markets again
>>62004876boots aren't even on the ground yet. this is just pricing it in.
>>62004891spx already recovering
>>62004887Oil will end at some point, and with a risk of recession it might hard dump, I'm looking into rotating into gold
>>62004853Probably concerned you might start using her instead of the silver to barter with the post apocalypse rat king and his army of rat foot soilders for food rations.*>*Cheese nibbles
>>62004895Thank you, I see it nowMU -7%SNDK -7%Gold -7%Silver -13%
RIVN chads stay winning
>>62004893jews have no morals, its genetically impossible for themThey wrote 2 books about it, theyre called the old testament and new testament. Just jews doing sketchy bullshit for thousands of years ....
Reminder that the first 30 minutes of market trading is fake and gay.
Its so over
>>62004895>Projects lower profit margins in the futureThis is why it dumped
>>62004911if you didnt expect a bounce youre retarded
deploy the V
literally everything is fucking selling off
Anyone slurping DJT dip?
My electrification. My AI center boom. Why , whyyyy
wtfwftwtf spx500
>>62004919i got some calls but im waiting to get short again
can't wait for the average american to be both broke AND still have a datacenter in their backyard doing more noise than a highway
>US Treasury has entered the chat
my SLV calls bought on open are printing
i'm losing money AND burping up my fish oil pills
kek oil baggies
Hey, I'm just like those looksmaxxers doing red light therapy for anti-aging, except I do it by just looking at my 'folio...
>>62004936>fish oil pillsjust eat a sardine can a day instead of potentially poisoning yourselfthis is financial advice
>>62004911*60, and lunch hour, the last 60 minutes, and ESPECIALLY the last 15.
should i dump more money into the spy?
>>62004943>muh $3.5 cans of fishfuck off stupid nigger
slurped so far :>Air France - KLM>NatWest>Silver
>>62004799Will the military take a 32 year old?Financially speaking I don’t think I can pass up on the looting opportunities, no one in the world not even tight ends or mumble rappers love gold as much as Persians do.
DAILY TOP IS INSELLLSELL FOR YOUR FUCKING LIVES
Some mixed messaging here.
LMAO at silver baggies
>>62004954>buy oil from your enemy well they prevent you from exporting yours
THE DIP KEEPS ON HEKIN DIPPING WTF
>>62004836>>62004844I sold off most of my minors but left a small position just to remind myself how fucked they are. High energy prices will heem everything, miners and PMs are just the start. I'm still mostly in index funds and I'm more hesitant to downsize those though.>down $5k MTD
>>62004845>So, is today the bottom. Can I slurtp or is gold going to 3000?we are nowhere close to the bottom with gold
At least my dividends will buy more shares.
i'm pulling out everything in my brokerage if this goes down another 2%
REMEMBER TO SELL LOW AND BUY HIGH
Sell the dip, it’s going to get dippier
Orcl is still crabbing, don't you guys said it would dip?
>Qatar Energy's CEO, Saad Al-Kaabi, announced on Thursday that due to Iranian attacks, Qatar is expected to lose 12.8 million tons of liquefied natural gas (LNG) annually over the next three to five years. According to Jin10, this loss represents approximately 17% of Qatar's LNG exports. Al-Kaabi expressed disbelief over the severity of the attacks, particularly during Ramadan, emphasizing the unexpected nature of such aggression from a fellow Muslim nation.>17% OF THE WORLD'S LNG WILL BE OFFLINE>OVER THE NEXT THREE TO FIVE YEARS>ATTACKS DURING RAMADAN>FROM A FELLOW MUSLIM NATION
incels
Go green today or i will ask allah to smite you fucking MU
>>62004954>mixedlol nothing mixed her brohttps://www.reuters.com/business/energy/iran-attack-damage-wipes-out-17-qatars-lng-capacity-three-five-years-qatarenergy-2026-03-19/we are capital F fucked
>>62004972I'm pretty sure you're supposed to do the opposite: buy high and sell low
>>62004936Good to meet a fellow fish piller in these testing times. I just dropped a vit & min with mine.Looking to be cash poor and health maxxed by mid afternoon.
>>62004977yes?
>>62004977>t. Fat pig wife he hates and who bullies him
>>62004817>>US OIL and BRENTBuy BNO, not USOILUS gov can't fuck around with Brent like they can WTI and if they do, Brent will moon harder
It feels like everything is falling apart anons. War , looming AI bubble , energy crisis and senile dementia ridden leader in seat of power of west
>>62004976Sucks to be a Muslim nation right now, just look at what's going on in the UK and Germany boss.
>>62004799LADYI JUST FEEL LIKEI FEEL LOVE FOR THE FIRST TIME
It’s over, I capitulate. The economy is rigged against me, I’m not allowed to to prosper. I’ll never be happy
>>62004953now, the top is in
>>62004991Yes but what about billionaire net worth growth?
this is it?
ROCKET TO GOD SANDISK
>pants shitting dump premarket/open on no news>neon green rebound, more than likely ending green today, on no newsThis has to be blatant manipulation
>>62004991>seat of power of westNot even since only miga ,Venezuela and the gulf Arabs on inside
>>62005002It's not as much a bubble but it's pretty fucked for the time being.
>>62004836This is the biggest scam. Whats sick is that I even anticipated the correction from the hype of last year, and it came in February, so naturally i bought the dip and was looking good for a couple of weeks.Lo and behold the war starts and suddenly bad news is also bad for gold and mining. Im going to be holding these bags for god knows how long. And my one Oil stock hedge has only gone up by 10% which barely touches my losses.
Font size on bloomberg headlines reduced
>>62004991>It feels like everything is falling apartThat's because it is. There's nothing good to look forward to. Only thing you can do is enjoy the fireworks.
>>62005013Bloomberg is going through deflation, this is very bearish for the economy boss.
>>62004990Thx for heads up anon >>62005007America is rome Europe is our vassal states know your place eurocuck >>62005014And it's cause democrats couldn't put up a normal person up for election
I would like to wish all my European friends a happy 21st Century Dark Age
WHY THE FUCK IS MSFT INVERSING EVERYTHINGUP ON THE DUMP, DOWN ON THE PUMP
>>62005017>know your place I do and its on the sidelines >vassal states how can miga use this insult when they are actually owned by isreal and forced to fight their wars ?
>>62004974
>>62004991it's better for shit to happen at the same timewe'll get like what a year or two of pain and then another good few years of prosperity
>>62004954choose your poison
>>62005012Very unfortunate friend. I’m down 70% on levered miners but up 70% on levered OIL producers.The stupidity of this orange faggot is insane.
>>62005031You're my poison hunny, you flow tightly through my veins and choke me from within.I wish I could quit you babe.
>>62004991unironically bullish, the gainz haven't even been seen yet. good slurping opportunity.
Where is the retard who was posting shitty images of Indians with oil cans? Come out so I can laugh at you.
>another +6% today Thank you zognald and your retard cult
Fertiliser stocks: up or down?
Micron will finish big green. Buy now
>>62005026I know we are Israel's bitch but I won't take shit from Europeans who essentially destroyed themselves by allowing US to destroying pipeline fueling your industry and now is setting Middle East on fire. You have no leverage to even push US to do anything
>>62005031I don't need to choose, the nigger will buy the fentanyl on its own babe.
The internets telling me that oil demand is highly inelastic and that demand destruction from high oil prices isn't a real thing anon
what do i buy right now thats not going to drop like a knife, but also isn't an overbought meme
>>62004890>How was MU report yesterday evening? Did I miss something?MU did amazingly well, then the price did not go upjust like nvidiaThis is a top signal. when the price of AI and AI feeder companies fail to go up even with wonderful news, then you sell.bottom is when the market or a stock fails to go down even when hit with terrible news
>>62005041pump then crabhigher price, but also lower supply
>>62005043I'm not even a euro retard and since you'll never get 'berta from us we'll be doing fine
>>62005051Price target was changed to 530. I’m telling you, buy micron. It will finish green.
>>62005047Get a load of this guy
>Long term supply destruction
>>62005047cagies go to work in their cars anon the economy relies on oil
>>62005050TLTETHA
>>62005047Oil isn't real.
>>62005056Multiple analysts raised to 700+
>>62004814It is better to live your destiny imperfectly than to live an imitation of somebody else’s life with perfection
>>62005047You shouldn't believe everything you read on the internet. I remember onetime I read something online about how black lives matter, when the reality is only white lives matter boss.
>>62005059It shouldn't matter? Gas comes from gas stations
>Sirens in BahrainLiterally happening now..... More on the way
Mining must be getting heemed right now
VIXsister are going to eat good today
ouch
>>62005070TSX is heavy with energy too so that tells you how bad things are going for minors
>was deciding between MOS and CF for fertilizer>went with MOS>it dumpsNIGGER
>>62005073Did people think it was just going to go up forever or something?
>>62004947>should i dump more money into the spy?i would say wait until it is at least -10% from the ATH until you do any big buys. we are only -6and DCA in a little bit each week to ensure you don't miss the bottom
I fucking hate Trump so much I can't even put it in words.
Sum this market up with 1 picture
>oil drops>energy company pumpsso should I simply just sell the latter and buy the former?
MU baggies, you didnt sell, right????
Where's the Donster?WHERES DONNY!?!?!?!
>>62005084
>>62005080All because some asshole payed $120 for an ounce of silver
>>62005080Gigaboomers are very easy to bait with shiny rock shill posts. Sad really
>>62005073I listened to Peter Shiff's podcast from 2 days ago and he told people to buy the dip. Can't wait to hear his cope in the next podcast.
>>62005069so what? all Bussy has to do is push the green button
nice chart RIVNiggers
>>62005080Yes Literal Q anon retards though they were magic rocks to defeat societies devils
>>62005008>It's not as much a bubbleCorrect. A bubble is soft and nice.This is more of a dangling off an inconveniently high and crumbly cliff edge by your finger tips situation.
>>62005115Wew, totally normal and not manipulated
>FUTU>PE 13.42>Those earnings>Still dumpingOnce this shit hits a floor I'm pouncing on it. And then the chinks will declare it ilegal and rug pull me.
>>62005115You know the upside is that if it pops we can have another AI bubble.
what the FUCK is his problem?https://truthsocial.com/@realDonaldTrump/posts/116256171120186590
>>62005121Would
>yurosissies screechingReminder this is a well deserved correction induced by a bold and needed move by President Trump. In one single move Mr Trump did>destroy Iran for the foreseeable future>hurt ungrateful """"allies"""" in yurope and REALLY hurt chyna>strengthened the US with it's own energy supply and non-reliance on """"""green"""""" energy>made panicans seetheLoad up on cheap options bros. The AMERICAN future is bright as fuck.
>>62005128This is more nigger than watermelon flavored fried chicken.
>>62005128president of scams
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jUpQKRpK_64
>>62005089Actually I did at 465 yesterday and bought back in at 448 today.
Is it safe to assume niggervideo is completely ded?
>Alarms in Doha, Qatarkek
>>62005140demand from AI projects will probably rug in the following year, so if they don't have any other business model in mind, yeah it's pretty much over
Sold the bottom award.
>>62005140yes as we saw from their and mus earnings the ai push has stalled, put all your money into puts
What’s a good asset that they don’t already have legal precedent to seize when it callanges the dollar like they do with gold and silver?Copper? Baseball cards? Bendadryl? Japanese vending machine used pantsu?
kekapologies for keeping on poasting this war shit bros.... but this is likely to affect the market even morethey're attacking gulf countries again right now...
>>62005127I'm in. Waiting to suck on its little soapy bubbly toes.
>>62005147We made it, boys, cheap PC hardware will come around once more.
>>62005155oh no no nowhy do you think the prices would go down? lmaoits like rent dude, its never coming back
Damn, Micron recovering nicely
>>62005140>>62005150Write puts for this guy
>>62005152Iran juggling targets to keep their interceptor stocks stressed across the board. Smart. Bearish as fuck. This is not going to end for at least a couple more months.I fucking hate Israel.
>>62005159Sardonic humor.
I'm the best deal maker ever. There's nobody like me. Those who hate me are suckers and losers. Many such cases. We're making a great deal in Iran. The entire value of your stock portfolio is a small price to pay for securing Israel. They're the best people in the world. God's Chosen People, some would say. May I say it? Would it be offensive if I said it? I'm gonna say it anyways. The Chosen People. And I'm their President. The first Jewish President, believe me folks. Netanyahu tells me so and nobody's smarter than he is, except me. Oh, I forgot something. >*takes a fat, greasy shit on you*
>>62005167Checked.
>>62005152>My Canadian LNG stock mooningKeep it going Iran, make the ZOG seethe
>>62005042Remember my post you nonbelievers.Let this be a lesson that you should always listen to strangers
>>62005168TRUMP! TRUMP! TRUMP! YAY!!!!!!!!!!!
>>62005161Jinxed it you MUlested baggot
nigga did they really pump the Qs to hell out of nowhere just to get me out of my short to proceed with the real dump
>>62005174I'm glad you kids got a meme number of your own.
>>62005182At 450 MU baggies are extremely rare
Feels good having the orange retard on my payroll
Just got back in can someone fill me in on the opening so far
>>62005195See:
>>62005195Panicans selling to me at a deep discount, many such cases
>>62005182Sold mine during the earnings poomp yesterday
Okay I'mHonestly curious why haven't there been any protests on this yet? 2 weeks in and little to no attention from liberals who went out and protested after Oct 7? Can anyone tell me why
>Five (5) years
Silver got raped. Crude oil is next. I have puts on both. This is how the Indian make money. Shorting the baggie futures. Let the baggots live in the real world.
>>62005208Liberals, and more importantly, the people funding them and busing them around to protests, are just letting it unfold. Why would they interrupt their enemies in the middle of such a colossal fuck up?
>>62005208Protesting ICE is acceptable. Protesting Israel will cause Tiananmen Square 2.0
>>62005208There were some totally organic, definitely not funded by Dems protests initially
alright i will go mow the lawn and when i come back i better see something good in the market (good for me would be more down)
>>62005214>shorting oil on day 19 of the 4 day SMOnot touching that shit either way.
>>62005212https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2ObjtVdsV3I>>62005214>puts on oil Save your money Rajesh You need to buy physical wheat and propane so your village doesn't starve to death
>>62005208Both the Dems and Reps are complicit in this scenario. If protests actually do start to happen, that's the end of the country as it is, because that means that the two party system has lost control.
are people really still shorting the oil , lng ? really??
>>62005208Palantyranny
>he stacked gold instead of Neo Geo AES titles
>>62005230Just jeets so natural selection in effect
I have been laughing for 10 minutes straight at PM futures. Gold down $500 overnight, silver down $10. It's a good day to not be a shiny rock bagholder
My north sea oil play is ticking along nicely. Come on starmer. Drill baby, drill.
so once again it's one of those days where you get comfy with your short just to get fucking destroyed when the 5% squeeze green dildo pops up out of nowhere while you're taking a shit
Well, according to benner cycles, I was planning to sell the bulk of my positions early this year. I wanted to take profits at the start of March, then I saw seasonality called for a dip and rally into April, so I held on. Ended up losing maybe 5k profits? That was most of them. I'm still green, but barely.I trimmed all my miners and losing things down to 1-2% exposure and dumped the rest into a bond fond. At least energy is up.Enjoy the fucking rally
>>62005230yes, when everyone is leaning the same way bad things tend to happen.
>>62005214I have provided in depth calculations regarding Indians ability to generate significant methane using fermentation of its vast poo power resources previously.Yet again. Modi and his bureaucrats failed to pay those calculations the required level of attention.
>>62005244Absolutely retarded fucking war.
>>62005208>$200,000,000,000 billionthat's a lot of billions
the jews are trying their best to keep silver below 70
>>62005237*blocks your path*(also a jew)
Is Micron Computer going out of business?
>>62005249All wars are retardedAnd Jewish.
>>62005247Did you know that sewage water recovery plants can harvest gold from human feces? You'll never guess where this technology is the most prevalent
>>62005244does that mean the US is going to steal the oil? lmao this jew bought country are no better then pirates. btw don't even think of torrenting the new trump movie
>>62005233Hello fellow Redditor
>>62005244lmao what a fucking clown show
>Brent hasn’t budged at allOiltards are about to get HEEM’dI’d sell, desu
bought DRIP at 4.34 and SCO at 8this is the bottom boys. we only go up from here
>>62005244what the fuck is he on about? we steal a couple tankers? how long will that last us?
>>62005180You sound like you've been in the military. When can Trump deploy the marines? Are they ready this weekend?
>>62005244Scott Bussy was on Maria's show today and for some reason the market is still red. Why is this nigger market being like this boss?
>>62005244dude's just rambling random shitnothing makes sense
>>62005256The more I study poo the more I find to discover about its magic.
>>62005208cant protest, the government will massacre us like iran did to their peoplewe are controlled and corralled cattle. we only exist to work shit jobs, be miserable, and give all of our money to jews so they can be happy and rich
>>62005270There's plenty of marines on those carriers, he's just waiting for the all black regiment to get in position which should be about 8 days or so boss.
Short APP
>>62005244This means one of two things >US is going to capture Iranian tankers , leading to of course more escalation mostly against gulf energy >US has capitulated and will let Iran sell their Oil to anyone included former US allies like Europe instead of China
>>62005244I’m convinced these retards really thought Iran was a push over. Like wtf are these niggers doing? They have to artificially manipulate OIL with government intervention. This certainly will not end well
So when is the 3-day SMO ending?
I am unironically stacking pasta
>>62005257>>62005267no smiggers they're unsanctioning iranian and russian oil to cushion the blowthey're literally staving off another dark age in europe at this point
its weird. situation is bleak but I still dont feel like this is it. the board doesnt have enough pink wojaks posted. there is more room for pain (this is a good thing)
>>62005236Yeah you know who's been really quiet lately? That smug ass boomer rocks doomer schizo. Acting like he's going to be buying DoorDash and hookers, clipping off pieces of silver any day now. Fuck off to /pmg/ with that shit man.
>>62005284>They have to artificially manipulate OIL with government intervention.Wouldn't be the first time, won't be the last time boss.
>>62005253He can't be a jew. Loves a bacon sarnie does our Ed.
this is the most retarded war ever conceived
>>62005244this is retarded because even if iranian oil was allowed to go anywhere, it'll still flow to just china because they're the ones helping iran.
>>62005130>Load up on cheap options bros. The AMERICAN future is bright as fuck.in a quickly deglobalizing world we all lose, but america loses lessnot sure how to invest off that
>>62005291the market has barely gone down and everyone is already super bearish, but i thnik we have to ignore conventional wisdom and look at it from the point of view that most people literally cannot afford for the stock market to go down at allredemptions are coming as everyone decides they need their money because things are getting worse
>long stocks>price drops>sell all my holdings>buy when it's low to reduce the average cost>stocks go back up>make moneyIs this real? The stock market is very funny.
>>62005296Probably the worst planned war for Washington since 1812
>>62005291>I still dont feel like this is itNo boots on the ground yet. That's when it'll really get ugly.
>>62005208>Okay I'm>Honestly curious why haven't there been any protests on this yet? 2 weeks in and little to no attention from liberals who went out and protested after Oct 7? Can anyone tell me whysimpledemocrats also want war for israel
OVER
>>62005297they're just skimming the risk premium off of iranian barrelsthat's like pissing in an olympic pool compared to what's going on in GCCthe consequences of this will be felt for years and the speed at which they are capitulating and dropping sanctions so soon should scare everyone with a brain
>>62005304>>62005296>iran humiliated >entire GCC pissed off at the “islamic” “republic” >yurotards and Japan are about to get involved>only a matter of time (weeks) before the situation is in complete control and Iran surrenders unconditionally Cope and seetheTrump WON
>>62005244Finally, a nation of schizos, by schizos, for schizos
>>62005310>Israeli oil hit Anti semetic and will require immediate escalation against Iran
>>62005296>we are going to the bomb your oil fields until the price of oil comes downBro wat?
Rate my TA
>>62005311Trump is doing more for the environment and getting people off of the fossil fuels than the leftist regressive progressives ever did boss.
>>62005325Rule 147 of biz: the suspected will become the unsuspected.
>>62005325i usually don't take people serious when they post charts from yahoo/google finance but i'm going to make an exception this time. good work
>AI is not a bubble because everyone is talking about it being a bubble>People, media and markets acting like the Iran war is no big issueWe're fucked
>>62005208Protests havent done shit and will continue to not do shit. I say this as a lib. If half these people showing up to protest actually voted it might have made a difference in 2024 but at this point Im more than happy to let MAGA eat the bowl of shit they ordered.
>>62005335Thank you, I did my best
>>62005318Your whole post is wrong but I'm just gonna focus on how dumb it is to believe Irans population will rise up against their leaders while getting bombed by Infedels.Bibi and trump cemented the IRGCs power by giving them a villain to struggle against
BESSANT STOP SHORTING MY FUCKING OIL
>>62005296Have you heard of the War of the Golden Stool?>British governor wants to sit on the Ashanti's royalty golden stool>they refuse>Governor marches troops to try and do so>massive riots, colonial soldiers struggle due to asymmetric warfare>thousands dead and wounded across both sides>Britain wins and officially integrates the Ashanti territory into their colony, but with it being stipulated that the Ashanti get to retain legal control over the Golden Stool>governor fucked up so bad that he was reassigned to Barbados immediately after so he wouldn't be able to fuck anything up
>>62005329>getting people off of the fossil fuelsMy renewables mustn't have checked their inbox yet.
>>62005337I remember Grandma Yellen saying we could afford two wars at once, and right now we're only involved in 1 boss.
>>62005340Trump is pumping all our oil and chemical bags while crushing the enemy,,,,Americans dont invest in garbage rocks
>>62005244This means China would have to buy that same amount of oil off the market, at best it has no impact on prices at worst it drives up prices
I am glad I sold 1/3 of my portfolio 2 weeks ago. Once shit and piss reaches 5000 I am slurp up
>>62005208Ultimately no one cares as long as no boots. It’s all being pent up rn, just a lot of edging.If boots, we go full “French people when their gibs are cut by 1% mode. It will be the first true nation wide chimp out of the 21st century.
>>62005358>(all of the drones and missiles are being fired without orders)Yesterday they sent out a press release saying what they were going to hit. Then hit it about 2hrs later.That doesn't sound like random, no orders regime.
>>62005358>not a good day for you Up 8% todag how about you?>comms down , leaders dead And still nothing happens while public support for the shia tards grows
OH MY GOD END THE WAR YOU FUCKING KIKES
>>62005363Kharg island oil about to go boom.
>>62005361We're putting boots on the ground, and there's not going to be any chimping out because it's going to be a direct response to Iranian aggression on the home front boss.
>>62005372I am unironically buying back into oil like now after being out of it for a week
>>62005372Iran hasn't stopped attacking energy infrastructure in the region despite Trump publicly saying hours ago that the US won't target Iranian energy infrastructure and in return the US and Israel won't target theirs
>>62005363>Oil drops like a rockMAKE IT MAKE SENSE FFSWHO'S JEWING WHO????
>>62005354literal bot post
>>62005318Im pretty sure this is trolling, but you never know with the JIDF.
How can this orange pedo be worse than Biden
>public support for the shia tards growsThere were more people celebrating Chaharshanbeh Suri in Tehran than basijchuds could deal withFace it. Trump won.
>>62005237Sounds like a good play, even if there is only a 1% chance cucked UK government will approve this.
>>62005382curb_enthusiasm_theme_x10speed.midi.exe
>>62005348He's on that bussy button
>>62005382See >>62005244But all it means is that China would have to buy their oil off the international market to fill the gap instead of the current off market sanctioned Iranian oil, I also doubt the US is going to give it away for free they will charge Europe/Asia for it at current prices
>>62005371Let them fight, down to the last refinery and last pipeline. Its a sacrifice I'm willing to make.
>>62005375>100 million Iranians with the geography of Afghanistan We are not thoughbeit.
with drones being as cheap and effective as they are wouldnt anti-drone defensive stonggs be a good idea? using 1mil rockets against 50k drones doesnt seem smart, not even for america.
I wish this war makes middle east completely irrelevant and all the Saudis and assorted goatfuckers go back to sustenance farming
>>62004613Stockpiles of what? Why is >>62004835 talking about RAM in this context?
I think I might go down the pound shop and start buying candles. Before everyone else does.
>>62005380>Israel destroys Iran LNG plants>Trump immediately starts crying because Iran retaliatesI wear to god I hope Iran doesn't pay attention to this clown"we promise we won't target your infrastructure" less than a day after doing it is 16 years old BPD girl behaviour
>>62005386Stay mad, antisemite
>>62005318>Trump WONcharts dont reflect that. 2 more weeks bro
>>62005350They stop using fossil when they're hit by a missile
>>62005395They're going to use troops to clear out the sites attacking the strait, which is why they're sending the USS Tripoli an amphibious assault ship and the USS San Diego and USS New Orleans, two amphibious transport docks
>>62005324absolute jewish puppet
>>62005418If they do something that stupid, it will be a sight to behold.
>>62005396So fucking stupid that the GCCs don't have any of these bad boys.
>>62005400>stockpiling with intent to utilise hydrocarbons in an act of heat supplyReported.
>>62005421They've already publicly said they're deploying them to the region and are currently en route from the Pacific, there's fresh reports that they're considering sending more troops and that Gulf nations might contribute forces
>>62005349seems about right
>>62005375Do people seriously think Trump is shipping mariners to the gulf for vacation. They will be deployed ASAP.No boots on the ground my ass when the whole world wants this war to stop immediately. I bet eu is calling Trump secretly begging him to wrap this shit up now.
Looks like the top is in.
>The Haifa refinery (Bazan) is Israel’s largest and most critical fuel facility, supplying about 50–60% of the country’s fuel (≈60% diesel, 50% gasoline).Well, they're not going to be best pleased about this.
>>62005418>5000 marines>again 100 million Iranians >who can lob endless RC airplanes at them while making an amphibious landing Bahaha holy shit some of you are so fucking retarded it’s unreal.It would make gallipolli look like an outstanding victory.The US Navy is the world greatest and trump won’t even go close to the Iranian shores.Sorry fellas, there will be no happening.
>>62005386gondor calls for aid, will we answer? the beacons are lit
>>62005437>remain ignorant
>>62005434maybe if you spent on your military instead of infinite rapefugees wed listen
>>62005425>heat supplyOnly planning on using them for light officer. Thank god spring is here.
>>62005382(You) are getting Jewed
>>62005439Gallipoli is a boy scouts jamboree compared to this.
>>62005439The only way it happens is if there’s a revolution and they can secure a safe port.As of yet that has totally failed to happen. And every analyst is saying it won’t happen and they were told it would not happen.Believing we are launching an opposed naval invasion in a country the pop of the American east coast with 20000 soldiers you have to be a fucking inpatient care hooked up to tubes retard.
>>62005047Demand destruction is a real thing.When people switch over to EVs that destroys demand for oil.That’s why the manipulators are trying to target 100 a barrel. $100 is just enough to get the plebs to pay more at the pump, but not seek out alternatives.$120 is when plebs start asking about EVs.$140 is when they start buying EVs$160+ is when they start running for EVs in a panic.
>>620052852 more weeks to flatten Iran
and we're back
bearish
>>62005456Thank goodness, I almost made money.
>oil computer
>The Trump administration said it was not considering a ban on oil exports after industry bosses warned it not to panic by taking drastic actions to contain surging energy prices.
>>62005456hampster zilla
NIGGERS
>>62005456What did you do during maintenance boss? I loaded up on the SPY call options ahead of the big announcement.
we are so back
against all odds, i flipped my red day green
FUNNY HOW THEY INTENTIONALLY TAKE DOWN 4CHAN AND THEN OIL HAS A MASSIVE SPIKE TO 100THERE IS JEWISH NIGGEROCITY AFOOT TODAY
>>62005465What's the announcement boss?
In the time 4chin was down oil kicked the shit out of 100 then got kicked down again
>>62005472Yes, Israel hacked the hacker 4chan
>>620054724channel went down because a bomb hit the server in Tel Aviv boss.
>>62005451But the internets telling me that's a long term elasticity that will take a long time to materalize, making oil one of the most inelastic demands overall. It's not like picking a new toothpaste brand
>Araghchi: "We shall have peace when you answer for the bombing of Minab, and the children that lie dead there. We shall have peace, when the lives of the civilians, whose bodies were strafed even as they lay dead in Enqelab Square, are avenged! When you hang from a gibbet for the sport of your own Jews… we shall have peace!"I think this war might go on a bit.
>>62005475I imagine this isn't over for today.
>>62005474Daily war is over reminder
>>62005474Phase 2 of operation Epic Lulz.
>>62005474niggers tongued bagglers anus
>>62005472https://desuarchive.org/meta/thread/33139/#q33148
>>62005487Okay where do we go now
>>62005451Everyone knows EVs are for fucking fagsOil hits 140 and everyone runs to the oil field for a job so they can afford to not be a faggot
anyway now that were back, kek oil baggies
>>62005486I don't feel comfortable when I know there's a nigger behind me boss.
>>62005488Would you unleash millions of 4chan autists upon the real world if you wanted to curb antisemitism?
>>62005494...Yes...
>>62005494of course, that's where all the goyim deal
Oy vey
>>62005482Trump is going to nuke Araghchi into dust
2nd half of the day is looking ripe for some 0dte yolos, the market has to break this range surely by eodso whatll it be, spy calls or puts, first reply to this post determines my position
>>62005494>millions of 4chan autistsMore like a few thousands, let's not get carried away
>>62005472>mfw I went all in on shorting oil with 2x leverage at the literal nanotopIt's so obvious that they are desperately trying to keep WTI under 100. Made 5.38% in my account from that short. It's a jew's game and if you can't beat 'em you might as well join 'em
>>62005494Being in close proximity to antisemitic propaganda all day makes you acutely aware just how retarded they are, this would probably definitely help deradicalize some of the light antisemitism on the Internet seeing just how retarded some of the /pol/ bots are
>>62005501F35bros...
>>62005502friday is opex day nigga, nothing is moving until next week
>>62005505True
>>62005509ok so ill take the position of selling straddles, not a bad choice
Really strange how we get all these (((maintenances))) these last few daysBeware of what you're posting
>all hands... abandon shYip >all hands..... abandon>
>>62005508>Iran starting to retake control of their airspace after getting bullied for 2 weeksholy shit how are they getting stronger the more they get bombed o-o
>>62005516nigger
>>62005516nigger, jew, kike, bitch, faggot, cunt
Iran hits northern Isreal, 4chan goes down. The second time its happened. Activates the almonds.
Uh oh. No troops. >https://xcancel.com/disclosetv/status/2034661107357438420Taco?
silver marines......its over............
>>62005516When do they add the new word filter to turn Trump into Biden
>>62005530>the dow just hit 50000this nigga is the literal generational top of markets
>>62005530Taco isn't on the menu boss
>>62005530>if I were I wouldn't be telling youholy shit this is the most incompetent administration of all timenot even banana republic monkey countries display this level of incompetent niggerdom
>>62005531I'm slowly bougthing the dip. This war will end eventually and up we go
>>62005530HahahaWell it's not as if he can leave though. If he does Israel gets leveled.
ay aymy 4chan stamps wasn't workini need recompense brotherrestitution, you feel me?
>>62005482>I think this war might go on a bit.The military command structure is decentralized with pre-written ordersIf you kill the leadership then these IRGC commanders are instructed to continue fighting like Japanese soldiers in the pacific who kept fighting until the war was over
>>62005516>Beware of what you're postingAll of my posts are sincere and genuine, expressed with actionable intent.
>>62005530>when he talks about the FED's building and how he could make something that looks better and cheaper for 25M$>when he's with the Japanese prime minister>in the current timesJesus fucking Crhist. Twice.He was elected TWICE.I have zero respect for any burger, and I'll have zero for any burger I'll have the dipleasure to stumble onto.
>>62005541Baysian believer of the bounce back better faith.May all our candles point upwards.
>>62005546This post IS financial advice!
$200 billion special military operation
>>62005550>25M$That's still pretty expensive for plastic spray painted gold.
>>62005545The war is over thoughbeit. Trump has declared it repeatedly
>>62005554It is true that if I buyed boughted oil I would have sure gains...but they'd be slow...
>>62005550t. trump-kennedy center bones doubter
>>62005530>we're just moving an entire MEU and having their boats move at max speed to the middle east plus requesiting 200 billion in funding for no reason at all
>>62005550all the dems had to do was keep sleepy joe awake and everything owuldve been fineinstead all dump had to do to get back into office was get more votes than a nigger bitchbravo, dems, bravo
>>62005530>Dow just hit 50,000 Kek
>>62005554I hope everyone who laughed at me realizes this is literally turning into an exact repeat of Russias mistake with Ukraine. We're gonna deplete our entire economy fighting radical Muslims for 4 years thanks Drumpf you idiot
>>62005550You gay euros just don't understand American humor
>>62005553It is financial, legal, and medical advice. I can and will be held liable for all of it.
>>62005540>Reporter: Why didn’t you inform allies before attacking Iran?>Trump: We wanted surprise—who knows better about surprise than Japan? Why didn’t you tell me about Pearl Harbor?He really is something special.
>>62005562It was over when he admitted to having a bad golf game on national television. You dont come back from that
>>62005567>deplete our entire economy oh babe you have no idea what's going on in Russia do you? There's basically 0 unemployment. It's not the war hampering their economy, it's the sanctions
>multiple babe false flagsPeople want what weve got babe, why dont you?
>>62005575When everyone is employed as a drone target it's pretty easy to hit 0% unemployment yeah. Is babe poster a Kremlin shill?
>>62005531Reeeeeeeeee
im a false fag. im actually straight, heterosexual, not gay
>>62005573Just get a couple of endorsements from Tiger Woods about how it was actually a priddy gud game, maybe one of the best, and say you were just being tough on yourself.
>>62005571>Why didn’t you tell me about Pearl Harbor?jfc
It's over.
>>62005575>But war is based and comes with full employment LMAO
if the faggot markets push natural gas under $3 again i swear to god i'm gonna make some unwise bets
>>62005599ww2 had full employment (war effort)enjoy the past that will become the future
>>62005592What’s wrong? You upset about something? Pearl clutching faggot.
>>62005592Shrumps current policy regarding cheyna is essentially identical to his policy regarding Japan in the early 80s, virtually word for word, with the exception being the words cheyna and japan.>#theyellaperil
Petróleo Brasileiro
>The US State Department has approved a possible Foreign Military Sale to Kuwait of 8x Lower Tier Air and Missile Defense Sensor Radars (LTAMDS) for an estimated cost of 8 billion dollars.RTX builds these.
>>62005602War economy is wage slavery for the average person with descreaing buying power due to shortages
>>62005611so the same as it is now but worse because they will even pick up homeless people who arent doing anything and force them to work
>>62005610RTX CHADS WE JUST KEEP WINNING
>>62005611the only shortage war causes in the US is a shortage of military husbands (bullish for my dick)
>>62005606the senility is what's shockinghe's always been a dumb knuckle dragger but the shit he just says these days does not bode well for whoever is actually running the show (kushner, rubio, bibi et al)
vix keeps falling
>>62005613They arent getting any work out of me boss
>>62005613>as it is nowShortages will only get worse if this war escalates and they will get cripple the consumer industry if you go into a war economy
>>62005619Inform your employers that this pleases me
>>62005623they will put you in the van and take you to the concentration camp and you will work
>>62005625>if you go into a war economyI want UK in a war economy. Drill baby, drill.
There is neither baggie nor bugatti. We are all one in babe
>>62005623>work>>62005633>workCan we mind the language please.
>>62005614I keep buying the dips but it keeps dipping.
>>62005643work nigga, work
>>62005633What if he's a nigger, does he still have to work boss?
Oh shid, kharg island?>> Incoming 2 USAF "B-1B Lancer" sorties through the Persian Gulf now.
Slurped a bit today, but not a lot because I think this will go for months easily.
>>62005655inshallah they will be intercepted
>>62005654has to work, and will get cracked with the whip if deemed to be lazy
>>62005655more like fag island
>>62005660those b-1 bombers are going to drop their payload which will be intercepted by Iranian infrastructure, and all the Iranians that perish will get their virgins so its a win win boss.
>>62005633
my INDA puts are up about 50%. i am redeeming.
>>62005482Giving King Theoden vibes.
what is this even called
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hGeEXrR84XE
happening!!!!
>>62005704Bussyant patter, or the flatline.
>>62005713FINALLY SOME REAL NEWS
>>62005713even my place?
>>62005713
>>62005729EVERY place
>>62005733Sounds ominous.
bussyman crashing oil with no survivors.
Buddy checking everything computer
>>62005729>my placeYou shouldn't have mentioned being the owner of a place. Particularly on a forum the IRGC holds on this level of regard.
>>62005571>>62005592jesus christ it's even worse livehttps://x.com/Acyn/status/2034665671037202476this is the nigger currently nuking my networth
WHY OIL IS DUMPING, PLEASE TELL ME FUUUUUUUUCCCCCJ I LONGED LE TOP
>>62005748Whoops meant CHECK everything computer, I'm not a jeet I swear
>>62005754They are releasing fud going into fridayAn hour after the market closes on friday you're going to see some extremely jewish shit
>>62005749well I don't own the place, I rent. My landlord is persian I pinky promise
>>62005762FUUUUUUUUUAAAARCK
>>62005737kek no oil baggies
>>62005763Hopefully it was just a typo and they meant palace.
I thought tomorrow is quadruple witching? Does that mean anyone holding oil futures contracts by tomorrow EOD is expected to accept physical oil delivery on Monday?
Everything computer going down
Who else comfy today?
>>62005754War is won for the 6th time, didn't you hear it?Make sure to not remove your blinkers, the light emitted by burning Gulf states wells and natgas fields can blind you. Don't ever remove them.
>>62005754the algos once again bought the dotards lies
Eating spam fritters to ward off the evil Jews and Muslims.
IDK who but someone is getting heemed through all this.
Even the bakers are hitting ATLs
>>62005797Going with spicey potato wedges a grilled fish. Hoping its semblance to fish and chips and loose ties to the jewish community might appease them for a few hours.
does nobody bake? i baked earlierlazy cunts
Is reddithood kill? Piece of shit won't load on my phone >>62005782Me :) Holding cash for the past couple weeks. Easy street.
>>62005818I can't afford to bake for free
>/smg/ short bakers againThey never learn
Moved into short term bonds 2 weeks ago except for my shitty Robinhood gambling account which is slowly bleeding to death
>>62005837>>62005837>>62005837
>>62005840
Retards
>>62005842>>62005845kekglad i reloaded before hitting post, otherwise there would have been a third
>>62005845>>62005842retards
>>62005782Me!! Burned my fingers on Oil-gambling so i'm refraining for this week. I will slurp something next week i guess. Enjoying the NEET-lifestyle until then
