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Return to the mean edition

>Educational sites:
https://www.investopedia.com/
https://www.khanacademy.org/economics-finance-domain

>Financial TV Streams:
https://www.newslive.com/american/cnbc.html
https://www.livestreamy.net/bloomberg/

>Charts:
https://www.tradingview.com
https://www.finscreener.com
https://www.portfoliovisualizer.com

>Screeners:
https://finviz.com/
https://etfdb.com/

>Options
https://www.optionsplaybook.com/options-introduction/
https://www.optionsprofitcalculator.com
https://optionstrat.com/
https://www.optionistics.com/quotes/option-prices

>Pre-Market and Live data:
https://www.investing.com/indices/indices-futures
https://finance.yahoo.com/

>Calendars
https://www.marketwatch.com/economy-politics/calendar
https://www.earningswhispers.com/calendar
https://www.cmegroup.com/trading/interest-rates/countdown-to-fomc.html
https://www.mortgagenewsdaily.com/data/building-permits

>Boomer Investing 101:
https://www.bogleheads.org/wiki/Getting_started
https://www.sec.gov/search-filings

>Misc smg:
https://www.financialjuice.com/home
https://finance.yahoo.com/trending-tickers
https://market24hclock.com/
https://www.dividendchannel.com/drip-returns-calculator
https://brokerchooser.com/
https://www.chathamfinancial.com/technology/us-market-rates

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oil
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Russia has begun to run out of army men and their starlink has been cut
I hope Baron Trump plays 4x games
There's about a half dozen US ships with US civilians trapped in the warzone in the Persian Gulf
Iranians profiting most off rising oil prices
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>>62008161

Wat?
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>>62008164
Why do you reply to him? Do you also make eye contact with the muttering homeless negro sitting across from you on the train?
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>>62008164
watch Ukraine's increasing capability to rear strike deep into Russia
or for short
OIL
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> futures
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I heard Chase has hedge funds shorting the 1.8 tril private market
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>>62008183
I heard your dad was gay
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>The Trump administration is pushing to loosen the capital restrictions put in place after the 2008 financial crisis, per WSJ

HAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHA

GFC 2.0 happening in 2026 lmaokek
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>>62008191
that would explain a few things
what's the last thing you bought?
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>>62008198
As if shit isn’t already looser than a retired hooker. They’ve never tightened up on everything they did during Covid.
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Planet Labs valuation makes no sense.
>Pictures! But from space and with AI!
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>>62008199
slurped some (paper) gold
I still believe in $6k+ this year
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>Israel announces they're going to help the US open the strait
>That was obvious given they started the war together
>Oil still dips on the "news"
>Britain, France, Germany, Netherlands, Italy and Japan announce they're going to help open the Strait
>Oil drops further
>They then say their efforts will be "appropriate" aka not necessarily military intervention
>Will take months to even organise anything
>Secretary of War confirms Pentagon is seeking $200 billion and the time frame of the operations in Iran are open ended
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Trump is going to use nuclear bunker busters after close tomorrow. Netanyahu is maliciously telling him that it's an easy out to avoid a ground invasion, but it's designed escalate us even further. Long VIX.
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>>62008204
That’s the clown world we live in.

>>62008198
I think trump just wants to keep the system going long enough till he leaves office. Iran war is probably going to put a dem in office.

>>62008206
> slurped some (paper) gold
> I still believe in $6k+ this year
Not happening
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>>62008208
Europe should bring Ukraine in before the US puts boots on the ground.
US boots getting slaughtered will make the market literally shit blood
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>>62008214
I don't want to go through the laundry list of reasons but I think the US dollar is in what I like to call a lose/lose situation
unless this war continues into next year it's still a reasonable target
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>>62008217
I still believe the USD is the worlds will reserve currency and will continue to be so. Precious metals, crypto, and foreign reserve currency selling off a bit is pointing towards that still being the case.
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ITS OVER FOR OILKEKS
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>>62008231
Oh nice, Israel is finally sending ships and boots on the ground!
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>>62008204
I don't care anymore. I'm gonna be a trendwhore and buy shit that other people are buying.

t. fomofag
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>>62008231
Lmao, these anti oil shills are really bad at their job
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>>62008214

Kek, at this point, can the Trump administration even keep the economy stable until 2028?
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My portfolio has been 100% energy since the start of the war. I'm very comfy. Good luck opening the Hormuzzy with emotional support from Shitrael.
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>>62008242
i dont think he cares anymore
all he wants to talk about is real estate development stuff now in any of the pressers or to post about
he's tired of being prez, its gay.
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So, uuuhhh, how do I financially profit off of us checking more boxes off on the schizo /pol/ prophecy?
>It will happen when the weather cools. That's when they'll make their move. The plans laid long ago, before the founding of America, and older still, will come to fruition. They're trying to force God's hand.
Check: Netanyahu and his party of doomsday cultists are trying to summon their Jewish anti-messiah.
>Watch for these signs:
>Three branches will become one.
>An island will drift away.
>A killing bolt will shine in the night but will not kill.
>The star will gorge itself on clay.
Check: Israel (the star of David) is currently annexing tons of territory in the middle east to build greater israel.
>Idols will speak and move about.
LLMs?
>The black flag will fly above the dome.
Check: Iran has been flying the black flag of war above their holy mosque.
>The belly of the dragon will drip water.
>Two voices will call out in a silence that all will hear.
>A rock will stand on seven hills.
>The ravens will starve.
Check: mass famines from the imminent fertilizer shortages.
>The bear will leave its cave forever.
>The rod and the ring will strike.
What do I buy to profit from this and/or survive?
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>>62008248
its spring the weather is warming up retard
go outside
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>>62008254
>implying this shitstorm that's just now unfolding will be anywhere near over by this Fall
Two more weeks to flatten the IRGC, am I right?
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>>62008231
>Trump administration injects the weekly dose of hopium, oil comes down a little
>niggers come out of the woodwork screaming about oilbaggies
>next week oil is up another 10$

Morons can't into supply shock-driven trends
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Since this thread is always dead at this time, what are some good reddit stock threads to read or other stock market places to read
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market is less than 4.5 hours from start and this thread is completely abandon
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>>62008265
>107

Not bad for 20% of all marketable oil in the world being off limits
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>>62008288
It's 5am eastern, you should be doing scans for runners about to moon, not listening to people talk about boomer grease ;P
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>>62008314
Reading this incel blog or redddit makes you dumber lmao that people read this shit seriously
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>>62008288
go back
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>>62008309
It's being manipulated though. You can do that with the paper price, not so much with physical which has reach around 175 at places.
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Buy miners if you know what's good.
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>>62008231
And how exactly will Israel open the strait, when even the US can't do that?
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>>62008309
That's the price of a contract, not the price of actual physical oil. There's no great shortage of paper or ones and zeroes.
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>>62008337
You do know that at least 20% of the global production of Sulfur is stuck behind the Strait
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What's the word on the literal whoties?
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>>62008331
Physical is also under $100 in other places rummy
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>>62008318
yup, meanwhile AZTR which prob isn't even mentioned in this entire damned thread is about to do good things most likely. no meta to be found here anymore :(
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>muh physical vs paper
I'm tired of these retards
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why is literally nothing happening?
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>>62008371
adhd zoomie
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>>62008370
>let the goyim deal
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>>62008375
unironically yes + I'm overdosing on coffee
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>>62008370
same shit happened with rock baggies
the concept of "transportation cost" is too complicated for them to understand
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>>62008337
buy minors
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>>62008306
It's almost as if it's 3 fucking am faggot
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My bags are getting reamed this morning.
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>>62008291
wishing the complete destruction of a people is a sin
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>>62008387
well yeah but female natural gas is pumping
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>>62008388
Everything fun is a sin.
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>>62008388
in which goy religion? are you a proddy m8
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>>62008393
genocide isn't "fun"
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>>62008394
in christianity, islam,...
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Reminder that a huge amount of shorts are getting closed today, expect to see a correction followed by stocks mooning
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>>62008394
Prots love wanton destruction, it's called Sola Fide
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OIL? OIL.
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>>62008401
>Wall Street equities traders are bracing for an unusually large tally of options expiring on Friday, which risks injecting even more volatility into a market that’s seen weeks of turbulence amid the raging Mideast conflict.

>Roughly $5.7 trillion in notional options tied to individual US stocks, indexes and exchange-traded funds are set to expire on Friday in the quarterly event that traders have dubbed the “triple-witching” — the largest March expiry in Citigroup Inc. data going back to 1996. That figure includes $4.1 trillion in index contracts, $772 billion in exchange-traded funds and $875 billion in single-stock options.

>The event, which forces traders to close, roll or rebalance positions, has long carried a reputation for triggering abrupt price swings as large pools of derivatives exposure suddenly vanish.
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>>62008242
>Kek, at this point, can the Trump administration even keep the economy stable until 2028?
With my dying breath of not making it, I curse the poeple who told me not to buy bitcoin when it was 60 bucks and I only had 500 to my name.
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>>62008242
betting markets are pricing in a 34% change for a recession in the US by the end of the year and 39.5% for Canada
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>>62008411
*chance
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>>62008401
I guess I'm not touching anything today
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bulls are demoralised they abandoned /smg/ en masse lmao
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>>62008398
>genocide isn't "fun"
That depends which side you are on.
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>>62008416
You should unironically buy this dip, it will be another "Liberation Day"
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>>62008420
on either side, it's a disgusting moral atrocity
you're american aren't you?
you people have 0 moral backbone
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>>62008422
>you're american aren't you?
No. I'm British. We were genociding long before America.
We were better at it too.
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>>62008421
What dip? Needs to go down another 10%.
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>>62008427
all angloids are the same shit
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any1 slurping Super Micro?
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>>62008421
I've been buying several dips since the war started, I'm short of cash till next month unfortunately
the idea was selling some green defense assets today to free money but they aren't doing well enough
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>>62008429
It's still pre-market, wait for open
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>>62008427
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>>62008427
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/smg/ is a no panican zone
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>>62008430
I care not a jot. Peasant.
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>rule britannia
>britannia rules the rapes
>britons never never never shall be safe
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I want a crash, I want blood in the streets.
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>>62008388
>those who bless Israel will be cursed those who curse Israel will be blessed
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>>62008458
Why
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>>62008461
it's part of his anglojewish moral code
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>>62008461
To slurp, this faggot nigger crabbing is pissing me off.
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>>62008337
Why buy miners when gold is going down
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Fuck this gook
Tanking the stock
No better way to do that then announcing ''we're priced the fuck in''
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damn. gold keeps getting a beating.
how much are the Saudis selling?
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>>62008471
Everything, grain will become the new gold
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>>62008476
>urea production
so piss?
do they want my piss?
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>>62008458
Shit reminded me of Covid, countries were actively making short selling illegal.
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>gold down
>stocks down
>crypto down
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>>62008467
>Why buy miners when gold is going down
And fuel costs are going up...
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>>62008489
golden age btw
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>>62008489
>SNDK ATH
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kek minors
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>>62008493
There's never been a better time to be alive apparently.
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I will keep hoarding cash until we hit rock bottom. spoiler: we are not at rock bottom
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>sarrrrr do not booard
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>Dear Lord in Heaven,
>I swear to never push it down and try to get the head in my butt ever again if you let SMCI hit $10 this morning.
Amen.
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is it time to rename this OMG oil market general
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what are the best reddit threads to read about stocks and commodities
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>>62008509
in april last year this was the tariff market general
smg just talks about stocks, but the biggest factor affecting the equity market right now is oil
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>>62008231
Double top confirmed

>>62008417

Its just unusable since the war started imo, literally 80% tourists
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>just claim to be chinese and they'll let us thru bro
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according to my calculations, it's over
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>futures
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>>62008517
smg was extremely active in april and it was all tourists back then too
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>>62008524

/smg/ by the end of next week....

https://files.catbox.moe/r7dq9p.mp4
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has there ever been a sticky on /biz/?
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>>62008535
the pajeet email requirement scam lmao
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>>62008538
the basedjack attack?
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>>62008535
yeah when warren buffet died
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>BREAKING: Netanyahu is calling for a GROUND INVASION of Iran.
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My north sea oil play is btfo of me today. Fecker.
Come on Iran. Bomb a tanker or something?
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Ngger&Fat Kid Do Robinhood!
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>>62008544
It´s obviously going to happen over the weekend, that´s why he gave the speech yesterday.
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>>62008544
Usagi SEX
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>>62008552
>>62008553
Ngger&FatKid Do Robinhood Have To Keep Refilling The Pitcher!
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>>62008560
sleeper agent activated
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>>62008306
cause almost everyone got rekt yesterday. after that they slurped again cause thats the only thing they know, and now theyre sitting on underwater positions waiting for the market to go up
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Almost back at natural gas prices before Iran bombed Qatar LNG (again) because the market is fake and gay
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>>62008560
Ngger&FatKid Have To Stop Playing Cs2!
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>>62008568
meanwhile natgas prices are crabbing at 3-3.10
lmao
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>>62008567
Ngger&FatKid Do Robinhood Have To Get Back To Cs2!
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>>62008570
Physical and futures prices are very distorted
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>>62008576
silver baggies said the same thing before it dumped anyways
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>Intel pumps 5 percent in a day
>they just sell the pump
I'm SO FUCKING TIRED of this stock but I don't want to sell it until it hits $60 so I do a 3x
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>>62008578
There was a physical distortion there too but only in China and it was entirely driven by speculation
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>>62008579
it will never hit 60
AMD unironically won
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>>62008579
>>62008582
Reminder Intel invented DDR ram and then offshored it to Japan in the 70s to save costs on labor for some good earnings reports kek
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>>62008575
Ngger&FatkId Do Robinhood Have To Go Outside And Play Cs2 And Buy Weed!
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>>62008580
where can I see physical/spot prices?
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womp womp
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>>62008596
>run out of water
>in the middle of a gulf
kek
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>>62008587
Ngger&FatKid Do Robinhood Buy 40!
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>>62008596
they'll just have to drink their own piss then
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>>62008590
oilprice.com
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commodities traders must love this retarded bullshit
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Where would SPY be at right now if that dumb orange fuck didnt start a war?
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>>62008599
Ngger&FatKid Do Robinhood Got Back Home To Play Cs2 And Then Got Into A Fight Over Water!
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>>62008598
Genuinely big risk at sea with enough time. Big killer of explorers and shit hundreds of years ago
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kek oil baggies
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>>62008608
More crabbing because the hyperscalers have yet to actually turn a profit in a way conventional data centers aren't able to.
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>>62008610
HE BOUGHT!!??
PAAAAAAMMMMPPPPP EEEEEEET!!!!!
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>>62008469

>please buy our bags

Can’t wait for ai to create a generation of bag holders like /gme/
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Can silver pump just a little bit so I don’t have to sell my calls at a loss? This Iran shit really fucked me. We could’ve been over 100 by summer.
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>>62008596
>you have to dock to resupply
This guy is a retard there is an entire industry built around resupply at sea. There isn't enough dock space or tugs so of course they were denied. The ship chandlers are probably overwhelmed however.
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>>62008610
Ngger&FatKid Do Robinhood And Ngger Stole FatKid's Robinhood Stocks! Then Continue Playing Cs2!
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>>62008598
Can't drink the gulf water to much oil in it
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>>62008633
kek
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>>62008633

Very anti semitic
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>>62008633
Bullish because nothing really matters
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>>62008633
the jews will fill that space with american caskets before that block falls out
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what are you guys gonna tell your brown grandkids when they ask you if you were ever a N-word thinker?
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>>62008636
>>62008639
>>62008640
>>62008642
I should have said. Elon posted that.
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>>62008633
>hyperscaling data centers are just more expense data centers that do the same thing as normal data centers
>no one has found a way to make money in a way that normal data centers can't do
>the best thing they can do is AI related shit which is still unprofitable
>now energy costs are through the roof
shiggy diggy
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So what’s trump going to do over the weekend?
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>>62008649
Fucking Google is unusable now with their 'ai' just becoming a lmgtfy after you've already googled it.
Pain in the hole.
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>>62008651
Play golf.
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I can't believe I voted for this orange moron, what the fuck was I thinking
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>>62008651
What ever Israel asks of him
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>>62008633
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>>62008633
kek
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>>62008658
>International law
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>>62008656
You're probably sexist, or racist boss.
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thread theme https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XzHd9sYXBQI
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>>62008665
weren't you pro-migger just yesterday?
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>>62008631
Ngger&FatKid Do Robinhood Are Telling Everybody On Cs2 That STONKS GO UP!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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>>62008656
Why didn't Americans just vote for Kanye after Joe Biden was pushed out?
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>>62008669
sorry I can not find this word migger in the dictionary, do you mean to say I was pro-nigger because I think you might have me confused with someone else boss.
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>>62008658
>a trade disruption can only mean one thing...
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im thinking its time to buy calls, niggas getting too bearish
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>>62008664
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>>62008678
yes goycattle, slurp up
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GAUZ
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>>62008658
>Jorge predicted drone wars
pottery
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when does the pre-open fake news drop frens?

haven't seen anything yet
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>>62008681

Top tier writing
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>>62008689
No news today. It's triple witch. Let the cards fall where they may.
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>>62008689
it will come when price hikes back up to 97
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funny thing is nobody knows when the friday options actually expire. could be on open, could be on close, could be at any point inbetween.
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>>62008672
Ngger&FatKid Do Robinhood Are Being Begged By Ngger&FatKid Do Robinhood For Beer&Cigs! In The CS2 Lobby!
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THERE IS A WAR GOING ON HELLO?????
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>>62008689
today is just a contract roll, its gonna be a great day to trade for the brave
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>>62008700
theres an am expiration and pm expiration and it is known when those rolls happen retard, its just not all in one second
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>>62008707
sure, sure. the "invisible hand of the market" is a real thing too, right?
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>>62008712
>invisible hand of the market
May we see it?
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>>62008707
yeah but its triple, so you have the am expiration and the pm expiration, and then the third one is the mystery expiration, that's the one where (((they))) get you boss.
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>>62008715
triple witch hasnt done shit in the last 10 years
its a meme
nothing ever happens
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>>62008719
>nothing ever happens
Maybe this time it's different?
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>>62008719
taking a screenie of this
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>>62008719
Alright i'm ready to start thinking about lunch, what's for lunch?
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>>62008730
thinking of getting the surf n turf
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>>62008730
Might order a cheese and chilli loaded chips.
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Remember to stock up pre-weekend oil and sell + short during weekday open.
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can we just crash already? im tired of waiting.
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>>62008742
Two more weeks until pools open, apprently trump has started using apache and a10 on small boats around the strait. Could get spicy
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SNXXis about to open green, what the FUCK
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>>62008471
Now ask yourself how much of these memeAI Saudi investments will go *crickets*
They have weapons to buy and costly infrastructures to rebuild
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>>62008745
>apprently trump has started using apache and a10 on small boats around the strait.
I don't believe this. No evidence of it.
If Iran hit two f35s yesterday then a10s would be dropping like flies.
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>>62008208
thanks for the qrd, that explains that miserable pump
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>>62008742
no crasherino, buy calls
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>>62008216
SHUT yo mouth, hitdamn kike
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>>62008748
>two f35s
oh fuck. gonna slurp some LMT.
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You guys are buying the MEGADIP of SMCI?
-20% lol
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>>62008563
Kek this is so fucking retarded beyond belief. It's like they think there's an on/off switch and no infrastructures being blown up with years before they come back online again.
This is fucktarded.
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>>62008758
smci has been nothing but a scam this entire time, kek baggies
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ok let me guess
>open down
>morning retardpump back to flat
>afternoon retardump back to wherever i set my stop loss
>monday we retardpump to the stratosphere while i watch like a cuck because everything i got got stopped
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>>62008760
when faced with adversity, humanity adapts
buy calls
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>>62008748
I saw it on Twitter so probably bullshit, from my experience Twitter has a worse fake news and AI video problem than 4chan does which is quite the achievement
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U.K. bonds getting absolutely smoked, IMF bailout
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This war seems to be getting spicy in UK. Iranian tried to get into our nuclear submarine base earlier, now a man with a gun and suicide vest in jewish area of Manchester.
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>>62008563
>>62008760
It seems incredibly retarded to me, but surely these experienced oil traders know better than I do. Can the market really be this fake and gay? Surely not.
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>>62008769
>>62008768
thanks Trump
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>market goes down in futures
>then does nothing but trying to pump back up for +3 hours

it's so awful
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>>62008651
Get denied of the hormussy
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This bitch is unironically retarded. She was the one who vetoed cutting 50 bps or so back in 2024 when unemployment suddenly jumped and Biden was president. And now she can't cut fast enough
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>>62008776
Don't forget the energy bills are rising by £300+ in a few months too.
Cheers orange tard.
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>>62008777
markets dont just go straight down and stay down bro, they arent gonna just let you make money shorting lol
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>>62008778
could i ask you to please phrase that differently? trading is the only respite i get from being a virgin loser IRL, referring to the thing as "hormussy" just makes me feel like even the market itself is denying me pussy and it makes me feel very suicidal
thank you
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>>62008730
PENUT BUTTER ON WHEAT
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BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG

CAM ON LET'S MAKE SOME FOOKIN' GAINS
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>>62008785
this is what I want to do just short everything until the crash is over
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>>62008791
Hell ya
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>>62008791
Based
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>>62008768
IMF can't save >us.... UK is too far gone and structurally insolvent, it literally needs to be burned to the ground and to start over

but the people that have done the damage will be the ones to do it, so it'll be even more gay than before
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>>62008791
LETS FUCKING GOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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uuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuhm
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Is there any point in investing now? I feel like I'm stuck at waiting for thecwar to end or the stock market to crash before going in again
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This shit almost hit a dollar yesterday

What a dick tease
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>>62008798
Cute
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>>62008586
babe that was 50 years ago -_-'
good morning sweetheart.
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HOLY FUCK SANDISK OPENNED GREEN
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>>62008802

We made compliance!

Oh no we didnt!

Atleast GAUZ only is a 10m market cap so any buyers will make the stock slip upwards quick
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>>62008800
yeah MMFs are reaching high levels, people are on the sidelines... its like a coiled spring

could moon if there were positive signs and people pile back in, but i still think this war causes a recession and correction in the next 12 months anyway
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>>62008800
Just buy and when it dips, buy a lil more
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wtf pbr… not like this..
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thanks PL, that puts me at 17% realized gain this month
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>>62008813
How can there be cash on the sidelines if someone has to buy every time someone sells?
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>>62008802
>>62008810

5 dollars test looks reasonable
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>>62008732
So like ground beef with a can of tuna fish on top boss?
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>>62008818
congrats on the $170
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>>62008816
Sounds like a losing strategy if there's only dips
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> nows
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Mr bond market I don't feel so good
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>>62008820
yes, and where is the cash after this transaction? on the sidelines once again.
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>>62008822
looks like whatever that is,is cooked

wouldn't touch that ugly a chart
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Guys it’s not bouncing
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>>62008826
What are those explosions? Are Americans making use of their 2nd amendment on that thing?
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>>62008828
Mr. James Bond market for you.
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>>62008824
more like 4k thanks babe
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>>62008829
Seems like it's just a cope kek, cash on the sidelines
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>>62008796
The funny thing is your chancellor is just taking a flamethrower to the economy, when Liz truss caused the bond market to crash they got rid of her but there’s no word on the current arsonist
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>>62008836
Gold fingered
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>>62008833
Probably propane tanks or gas lines or something. People have definitely shot at tornados though.
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>>62008839
you want we should sideline some more? watch your mouth
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>>62008835
That's also why miners are getting so heemed besides metals going down. All the machinery, Diesel.
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>>62008843
I've lost half the fucking profits I made over the past two years. Fuck that orange piece of shit.
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>triple witching
ok guys i'm off to jerk off to japanese webcam whores enjoy your crabbing
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>>62008476
wheat is dumping right now
natgas is red too
and silver/gold were supposed to go up during uncertain times
i don't understand this market at all
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>literally nothing happening
When do the futures expire?
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>>62008825
It can't rain all the time
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>>62008852
how much for that
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alright were going up
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>>62008856
All the section 1256 contracts expired at the open
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>the coming crash is true
baby girl
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>>62008850
Me too, why are you melting at me about it
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>>62008862
guess it was another nothingburger
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>>62008850
So you orange man made you profits for a year?
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>>62008568
>natgas dumps anyway
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>>62008863
Should people be cashing out 401Ks ..?
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>>62008858
Have you been to Vancouver?
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thank you to whoever told me to invest in CANE. my calls keep pumping.
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>>62008841
she beat the ex goldman sachs jeet in the leadership election - then was shaken out by the BOE and (((markets))) so they could install him anyway

the things she proposed needed to be done (as a first step) and needed to be done aggressively, not a multi-decade plan, and would have worked themselves through by now.... now we still don't have the required structural changes and are still in the same place, if not worse

country is broke anyway, so it was only a matter of time - it's just unfortunate that a collapse and rebuild will be done by people who will make things even shitter on the other side
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>>62008873
don't be antisemitic. they need those for the bail in.
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>>62008596
they are literally surrounded by fish and water
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>>62008859
i don't buy tokens or pay for shit just sit on the public streams and feed off breadcrumbs when whales start dishing out requests
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>>62008866
TACO traders got fuckin murked
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>US Pres Trump Calls NATO 'Cowards' For Not Joining Fight Against Iran
>- We Will Remember

>Doesn't know what the purpose of NATO is
>Israel who this fight is for isn't even in NATO
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Oh no! Orange retard is calling us cowards again..
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>Another dump into V in the middle of the day
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>>62008878
I'm serious should people start cashing out 401ks and just eat the 20% early cash out penalty
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>called a strait
>is gay
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>>62008742
they'll never let it crash
they'll print more money and at worst we crab while everything gets more expensive
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>>62008888
Rejoice, the war is won again.
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>>62008888
IT'S NOT FAIR MOMMY
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>>62008888
It's not just the strait, they can still drone stuff.

This guy has done nothing but destroy relationships. Americans can fuck off for 50-100 years, doesn't matter if they vote Democrat next.
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>>62008888
>the art of the squeal
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>>62008893
Aye, that's 4 times this week.
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>>62008893
Thank god. 50k DOW, $50 oil by EOD and free natgas for everybody!
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>Pentagon Sending Thousands of Additional Marines To Middle East - WSJ

OH SAY CAN YOU SEEEEEEEEEEE
DYing for 3x()x3 is for MEEEEEEE
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>>62008888
>The is fight militarily won
>We need helping opening the strait, a simple military maneuver
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>>62008888
He's fvcking drunk the war has made him a heavy drinker
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>>62008888
Quads confirm 7th times the charm, we finally won
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>>62008905
>>62008905

>>62008905
>>62008905
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so what's the play today boss?
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>>62008888
Want help, then pay it up. Simple as. Learned that from the US.
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>>62008911
Laugh at super micro
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>SNDK IS DUMPING
AIEEEEEEEEEEEE
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>>62008888
A reporter needs to take one for the team and call him a fucking retard on live TV.
HOW IS IT A SIMPLE OPERATION YOU INBRED MOTHERFUCKER WHEN THEY CAN THROW A DRONE AT A SHIP FROM ANYWHERE!!??
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>>62008911
sell the PL calls you bought monday
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>>62008911
Wait for the scam pump and then all in SPY put leaps
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>>62008888
If it’s such a simple operation then just do it Donny, you could have the pool open by the wave of your hand right?
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>>62008888
Quads of trvth
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>>62008888
If the risk is so low, why does they worlds most powerful navy not do it itself
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White Kid Lose Girls When He Go To School!
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>>62009130
the first navy to decline securing the strait was the US Navy, they set fire to their ship and sailed away lmao
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I'm buying the dip, see you all on TACO Monday



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