RIP Chuck Norris edition>Latest developments on the illegal and unconstitutional US strikes against Iranhttps://iran.liveuamap.com/https://x.com/sentdefender>Some helpful links to numb the painhttps://findahelpline.com/https://www.nvidia.com/refunds/https://www.whitehouse.gov/refundshttps://jlingz.com/>European indiceshttps://live.euronext.com/en>Educational sites:https://www.investopedia.comhttps://www.khanacademy.org/economics-finance-domain>Financial TV Streams:https://www.newslive.com/american/cnbc.htmlhttps://www.livestreamy.net/bloomberg/>Charts:https://www.tradingview.comhttps://www.finscreener.comhttps://www.portfoliovisualizer.com>Screeners: so you feel like in the movieshttps://finviz.com/https://etfdb.com/>Gambling:https://www.optionsplaybook.com/options-introduction/https://www.optionsprofitcalculator.comhttps://optionstrat.com/https://www.optionistics.com/quotes/option-prices>Pre-Market and Live data:https://www.investing.com/indices/indices-futureshttps://finance.yahoo.com/>Calendarshttps://www.marketwatch.com/economy-politics/calendarhttps://www.earningswhispers.com/calendarhttps://www.cmegroup.com/trading/interest-rates/countdown-to-fomc.htmlhttps://www.mortgagenewsdaily.com/data/building-permits>Boomer Investing 101: so zoomers with meme stocks can outperform youhttps://www.bogleheads.org/wiki/Getting_startedhttps://www.sec.gov/search-filings>Misc smg:https://www.financialjuice.com/homehttps://finance.yahoo.com/trending-tickershttps://market24hclock.com/https://www.dividendchannel.com/drip-returns-calculatorhttps://brokerchooser.com/https://www.chathamfinancial.com/technology/us-market-ratesPrevious smigger thread>>62008905
RIP Chuck Norris. This is the end
THE BOTTOMISFUCKINGINBUY CALLS RETARDS
First for I hate trump and his kike masters
>Get in, we're going to the bottom and back
So, was operation Epstein Fury a success or a failure?
The dow is at 50,000 right now during a judicial hearing was THE top signal
I have this feeling that we will wake up and Trump will post truth social comment saying we defeated Iran and now there's peace in Middle East. And I'll find all my stocks dumping
>>62009407VG callsputs on the indexes
This market is a time bomb. Every day you spend in it is just another day of playing with fire.
Mac mini is flying off the shelves buy apple stock
>>62009416WTF I had this dream yesterday
IS THAT THE BEST YOU'VE GOTRRRRRRRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
>>62009414Literal never ending success like Afghanistan
>>62009416Well yeah because it's obviously not true
>>62009418IF YOU INVESTED 20 YEARS AGO YOU WOULD HAVE A LOT MORE MONEY THAN YOU DO NOW, WHAT FIRE
>SMCI baggies
NAME 1 THING BEARISH ABOUT THISYOU CANT
>>62009418Yes.
lmao oil refuses to dumpkeep trying bussyant
>>62009320Master chief may I ask you what you're doing on that ship?Sir the oil must flow, so I'm finishing this fight.
my longs are printing
If Trump annouces a ceasefire during the weekend I will eat my spleen.
>>62009434Basd
>>62009430YOU MEAN EXCEPT THE DUMP JUST NOW? KEK OIL BAGGIES
>>62009428SPY?
>silver and gold are crabbing on a FridayWe are cooked
>>62009415yes and not a single one of you sold it
>>62009430>brent $109Uhh.. okay?
>>62009437What? My Oil ETF is pumping
New truth just dropped
>>62009416Even so, Iran has made it clear that they won’t allow any ships through that plan to trade in USD even in the event of US surrender. 20% loss in the petrodollar is not necessarily catastrophic for the US, but it is bad. It will dampen the need good foreign reserves and repatriate dollars. US will have maybe 2% additional short term inflation and longer term inflation down the line. None of this looks good for markets of course, and it looks even worse for bonds and future US debt (especially since petrodollar arrangements have the end-sale USD funnel directly into US treasuries).
>>62009444TRUTH NUKE
>>62009440My miners are dumping
>>62009444HOLY SHIT ITS OVERRRRR
>>62009444kekked and czeched
>>62009444Holy shit is this real???!
>>62009444checked
>>62009446American banks can open the floodgates to buy their own bonds sending bond prices to the moon but yields down
>>62009444>2024
>>62009444i hate this faggot so much it's unreal
Should I just average down and go long?
>>62009428
>Bears are back>Stock market tanksNot a coincidenceI take it the Buffalo Bills are officially done for
> nows
0DTES LMAO
>>62009399I heard Chuck Norris didn't flush the toilet... instead would scare the shit out of it
My Iranian colleague just told me that she doesn't "open her hormussy" to american guyswhat did she mean by that?
WTFWT
Trump is so fried from sniffing young girls panties that he is unironically willing to start WWIII.
>>62009463no. just perfectly time the bottom. its THAT easy
IF ONLY I HAD CASH TO SLURP THE DIP AAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRRRRGH
I ALMOST SOLD MY PUTSI WAS PUTTING HTE SELL ORDER IN GOING OH OK GUESS ITS OVER AND THEN IT WASNT
>>62000000
>>62009446doesn't trump want to weaken the dollar tho
>>62009456This would be great for my bond fund play but wouldn’t exactly encourage markets imo. Long term problems would persist (inflation outpacing yields so no foreign or domestic investor wants to buy in). More likely the US would have to wrangle some “deals” to keep the bond market afloat for even longer.
>comfy happening in iran general 50 posts no tickers mentioned yet. this board is so so close to being Reddit.
>>62009482XOM & MUDiversity
>>62009482sorry, we don't fellate orange pedos in here
>>62009482actually this general makes the r/stocks one look downright usable
>>62009472She wants you to violently force her strait open
Do any map enjoyers know if they are massing infantry around Hormuz? Are the marine expeditionary units still sailing there?
>>62009485they don't on Reddit either maybe you should make an account!
>>62009474anything to sniff another pair
>>62009482Well yeah, /smg/ has basically been flooded by yurotards and third worlders
Thread themehttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SKHS25q4tBw
>>62009489sir this is a stock market and stock market accessories thread
>>62009477What dip?
>>62009489the boat is in singapore now2 more weeks
>>62009492>muh europoorsrent free
>>62009491Someone needs to add orange hair to the pantie sniffing Pepe
USA 40M here. net worth 1.2MM. any fun tickets people are watching? did the palm oil trade from last week work out for anyone?
So let me get this right Donny started a war with Iran and had no plan on how to secure the strait, now he’s sending marines who are 2 weeks away and they will just be cannon fodder for drones anyway
>>62009415Only boomers think 50k is alot, bitcoin is 60k and basically dead
Is everyone having a good time?
>>62009489Passed Singapore two days ago, will arrive in the area on the 25th at the earliest
O wanna do some SVIX but it keeps schizoing.
>>62009416I think people unironically underestimate his ability to taco, watch him set up a "ceasfire" (just promise no making nukes pls) to account for end Ramadan and Persian new year or some excuse like that, and just leave forever
>>62009503when you put it like that it sounds bad
>>62009481If you buy your own bonds it doesn't matter anyway
>>62009503Yes. Thirty dollar drones hard counter real militaries, apparently.
>>62009503and somehow you're seething instead of making money on it
>>62009428Accumulation for the golden bullrun
>>62009480Yes but like many of the things he talks about, he has a very loose grasp on why that would be “good.” He is right that a weaker dollar helps exports, but he doesn’t yet have the manufacturing infrastructure to capitalize on the weaker dollar. A weaker dollar means higher prices for imported goods and higher input goods for manufacturers (or potential manufacturers seeking to build a factory). The American GDP is like 70% consumption, and raising the costs of imported goods on top of a hydra of inflationary pressure would bite extremely hard into growth, and it would fuck the consumer. In the short term, everything would be worse. People underestimate how much of American dominance comes from the strength of the dollar. Putting that in jeopardy means putting the entire global order in jeopardy.
I realized we were in an AI bubble after watching CNBC for a bit a while ago.>WE MADE A HECKIN AI THAT CAN PREDICT STOCK PRICES>JOIN NOW TO SEE THE 10 BEST STOCKS!!!God it's all so fucking fraudulent.
Finally a green market!
It was truly over when NVDA was added to the dow
>>62009514i've got $30what strait should i close
>>62009519TMF bros! is it finally our time?
>>62009519huh that's technically a red market for bond prices
>>62009515I lost all my money last week, I’ve got some PBR calls but that’s it
so once its breaks 6550, wheres the next support?
>>62009503Yeah and if you want to know in advance listen to Katty Kay and Scaramucci, because they said yesterday he was 100% doing this.
>>620095276451
im gonna sell my oil soon to build up more cash for the big slurp with the coming crash
WHAT PART OF THE BOTTOM IS IN DONT YOU CLOWNS UNDERSTAND AN HOUR AND A HALF OF SIDEWAYS WITH NO DOWN SLOPE IS *CLAP* THE *CLAP* BOTTOM
>>62009526I made 1700 dollars last weekyou should have bought S for earningstried to tell you babe but you had to be an independent boss babe
I CAN'T MAKE MONEEEEEEEEY
Looks to be another 5% day on my oil producer 3X L ETF Shit hasn't had a red day in 2 weeks Literally free money as long as the chuds don't make peace (they won't)
>>62009538>cyber securityExplain.
>>62009534Bro! I've lost everything
>>62009541BUY 3X BULL ETF ON SPY, AFK FOR A WEEK, ENJOY YOUR EASY 10% GAIN
>>62009535loaded up 0dte callsyou better be right
>>62009535imagine doing your own research but you use an ETF's chart vs the actual indexand then you think you can just come onto my board and shill your bullcase on a day where half of america put money into their 401ks with employer matching, yet your shit is still almost down 1%
gonna take a nap. i can make my own nightmares tyvm market.babe i miss what we had and i love you very much.
>>62009513It matters in that the money that the fed would use to buy these bonds would be generated out of thin air and highly inflationary. It’s already inflationary when the fed does QE expansion; now imagine that expansion on top of covering the slack of declining foreign interest. It’s also worth remembering that US stocks become a lot less attractive when the dollar depreciates. When foreigners hold roughly 30% of the market, that’s no bueno. Either way, you’re looking at a market retreat if the fed starts buying bonds in bulk to tamp down yields.
>>62009435It's not unlikely that Trump announces it, problem is he has no cards and it's up to Iran if they want to stop or not.
>>62009544The most powerful and influential jews live in nyc, not tel aviv lmao
>>62009503The footage will live on for decades. If we all survive this that is.
What's for lunch /smg/? I took my parents to barbecue yesterday and today I'm eating the leftovers. God fucking damn I love brisket. Positions are still 70% cash 30% QQQI wish I just sold my QQQ but I don't wanna pay taxes to the gayverment over it.
>>62009518For me it was an "AI powered" dishwasher.
>>62009543overlooked ai adjacent playdoin the cyberbeating earningsI don't know anything about S but the rest of the sector kept posting beats and i like to buy shit no one is talking about
>Putin Offers To Stop Sharing Intel With Iran If US Cuts Off Ukraine – @politico
so why did Trump decide to tank the world economy againto own the libs or something?
The bottom was in an hour ago. Hope you slurped
>>62009562isreal
>>62009525Keep my bonds out of your fucking mouth
>>62009560Check out RPD
>>62009560Interesting. Keeping an eye on. I like NAIL today. I bought at $36, might buy more if it goes to like $35.25.>Boomers LOVE going to HD/Lowes in spring
>>62009561>PutinGODS
>>62009561Trump hates white europeans so he wouldn't even hesitate
>People still think Trump is going to TACOHe's going all in, regime change, the pentagon is asking for $200 billion, does that sound like it's going to be over soon to you?
chipsbros…?
>>62009544I bought months ago when there were just rumors about donny sending the first ship
>>62009572The $200 bil is for relief for countries affected by the oil dw
>>62009572americans are the weakest people on this fucking planet
>>62009574I wait...
>>62009562>why>own the libs No, its to benefit Isreal and the own the libs spin is just a distraction for the miga cult/culture war
>>62009578
>>62009578we're not your personal army faggot
>>62009572>>62009578You're both right. Trump is weak, but he needs to fight for Israel because he's afraid.
>>62009576>just give 200 billion to europe while in a war with iranlol denial
>>62009425Another. >just get a Time Machine bro postLiterally the stupidest cunts you can find here.
>>62009576Actually its relief for my RTX bags
Indexes? In Dex’s what?
>>620095470dte is dumb, market can go sideways all day and end your calls, this was the advice >>62009546
Sounds gay as fuck ITTI’m thinking it’s the yuropoors
>>62009561they wouldnt stop sharing intel anyway
>>62009597you said the bottom was in bitch
>>62009574Waiting for some more dip to go with my chips
>>62009598>muh europoorscope you fat fuck
>>62009508And will be in shore to ship missile range at 500km. Why?
>>62009542hou?
>>62009525Yes, that’s the joke silly! Do you have autism? Why are you explaining jokes?
>>62009608>Do you have autismYes
>open Steam>Insurgency: Sandstorm starts updatingHuh, I forgot that game. I's thinking I'm getting into the vibe this weekend.
>>62009601bottom is in doesnt mean instant v recovery doofus
>>62009608because he is likely german
>>62009557Had some pie a co-worker brought in. Wouldn't sell if you are invested, there's still a possibility for a violent TACO V over the weekend.
>>62009607OILU
>>62009614that's exactly what it means the bottom isn't in if it keeps going downyou were WRONG and you need to pay me back the 70 bucks i lost listening to you
>>62009618the bottom was in an hour ago. theres no new low doofusbottom is in
>>62009618We aren’t going down, tho
if i think back to a couple triple witches ago, the market tanked in the first half of the day and recovered in the secondi expect that to happen today as well
So just in case what is the equivalent of swan lake being played on tv but for America?
>>62009616holy shit will you faggots shut the fuck up about a tacoyou can't just start literal physical IRL wars and then say it was just a prank and expect the other guy to gg fist bump>>62009622my 0dte calls are thoI"M RUINED
>SPY max pain is at 677>we're at 652erm, doesn't this mean the MMs have lost control?
>>62009629Monkey pattern recognition neuron activation is kind of useless in this market.
>>62009618Iran ground invasion is priced in albeit
>>62009542what is the ticker
>>62009631if youre gonna buy 0dte calls, just hold them to eod and dont be a panicantheyd probably be up right now if you did
>>62009630We don’t do that, here. Yuropoor.
>>62009632it means the bottom is in
>>62009606The target is likely Qeshm, US is wary of the coastal land-based cruise missiles they aren't sure they have taken out yet
>>62009503He (jews) started a war fucking over 3rd worlders oil supply then has to (badly) pretend to give a shit.
>>62009633well all im seeing is theres no appetite to sell further, but also no appetite to buy, kind of the same as its been for the past few weeksbasically we are waiting for an oil spike, a taco tweet, or some black swan nigger shit to move markets
>>62009638oh i'm holding on for dear lifei'm already down 19% (8.50)
>>62009572for the nth time, TACO is no longer possible after what they did. They need to completely remake Iran or they will go full jihad on the jews, the region is already boiling to an unprecedented degree. The Jews should thank their god there is a sectarian split in Islam
Here come dat boi
>>62009642/Pol is right there
>>62009630
>>62009475>>62009476>>62009477Trump, just stop it. Nobody is falling for your bluff.
>>62009642Trump should use stealth bombers to bomb the cities then drop a paratrooper unit to capture before moving ships into the strait
#ROADHOUSE
>>62009631They simply don’t get it. But they will soon.
>>62009654Even if you dropped more bombs than Vietnam on them any US ship that goes into that narrow passage is sunk
>>62009646no crying in the casino fren
>>62009631I would agree if it was anyone but Trump, but he has a way of doing stuff like the TACO. People will just fall for his tricks for some reason. Like how Biden was lambasted for being senile by the media but babbling Don never takes that same heat.
>>62009653im actualyl about to exit my puts, the bottom is in
>>62009647>there is a sectarian split in IslamIf only there was some kind of event, a happening let's call it, that could unite them around a common cause.If only something like that were to occur.
>>62009665i'm now up 15%told you guys the bottom was ini'm out of day trades thoguess i'm just not gonna sell me call
>>62009666If he TACO, he's getting murdered literal hours after.
here we goooo weeeeeeee
puts status: exited
>>62009668unfortunately the only happenings that occur are Iran being assholes to their neighbors lmao did you see the press release Qatar crying about Iran attacking their brother muslim nations
this thread is absolutely full of people who didn't buy in 2022, didn't buy the liberation day bottom, and are perpetually mad about it.
>>62009675israeli shill spotted
>>62009669before you cry, you had the chance to sell your calls in the green. thats your problem for thinking you are too good for 15%
>>62009676And what do you gain from posting here? Are we supposed to clap for your victory?
>>62009676Also full of panicans who dont run vix indicators.
>>62009680you arent supposed to sound that mad you should be laughing at how the liberation gains are going to get given back very quickly
>>62009676I'm more mad I chose to buy kospi instead of oil the last week of february Tbh
>>62009676>he thinks 2022 was the bottom
>>62009682I still have all of my holdings from Dec 2024. I am good brother, but thanks.
>>62009676I was 18 in 2022 and my net worth was 200 dollars.
>>62009678yes bro i get paid by isreal to inform you of the Islamic nation of Qatar's press releases.>>6200967915%? I deserve to be rich, that's not gonna cut it. SPY better end the day at max pain
>>62009676still not buying your bags
>>62009464no matter how often I see the banana meme it always hits
>>62009444
>>62009686>18>already a billionaire by janitorial standardsDon't flash your cash too readily. They're a vile and vindictive peoples.
>>62009690i make over 3k/month in dividends, friend.
if someone uses the word "TACO" unironically, you know their net worth is <10k. many such cases on /smg/.
>>62009695Yes I love you DRUMPF thank you for being the best president of the empire of the US of AIPAC
>>62009507no
>>62009710Cringe You are one sad motherfucker with TDS
>>62009706Trump doesn't care if you defend him anon. You’re doing it for free.
>>62009706they don't get Bibi is in charge. and he won't fold.
>>62009711you can always sell your yellow beast if times get tough
I don't understand why everybody has such derangement regarding Our Leader boss.
>Hello, Mr. Bussy>It's happening again
>>62009717I would never do that boss.
>>62009712Bro, I told you I love Trump. God bless the US of A (Aipac)!
>>62009726Israeli values ARE American values. We value the same shit boss.
All in on oil ETFs over the weekend. The strait isn't opening any time soon.
RIP CHUCKRIP BULL MARKETKEK BAGGIES
>>62009728Indeed. Bless Israel too. I love Israel.
CBS doing layoffs and it looks like the only ones impacted were libtard journos.
>>62009689if you make consistently 15% winners you get richif you only swing for the fences, you go broke
>>62009731Me too boss. <3
>>62009729Amazing how retarded this whole operation was, I think trumps team were high on their success from Maduro
>>62009482I'm shorting NUGT and JNUGGold run is over, miners getting fucked doubly by gold falling and oil rising
>>62009737Operation Epic Fury is going great, wtf are you talking about?
GOLD AND SILVER ARE MOONING HOLY SHIT MY NIGGAS
>>62009737Absolutely. This is a War of 1812-tier fuck up. Must be the most poorly preparedUS operation in a century. How do you not restock oil reserves before bombing Iran lmao
>>62009738Man I thought everybody was saying our Leader loved miners and was going to look out for them boss.
Business Plan: We all place a 15 eurodollarpound stonk gamble in memory of the king (Chuck N.)
>>62009748why are you playing with my feelings
>>62009759Believe. After 1pm EST, this is going up. London will exit the market and everything will go up.
>>62009757I heard he was a shasta cola fan. What stock you thinking? He was tough like graphite.
>>62009748I was about to post that CDE was doing something, but then I double checked and it's going back down again already.
My INDA puts are up over 90%. I am redeeming.
>>62009735I will always swing for the fences until I am the very best, that no one ever was cowardfag.I will suffer and scrape while you gently float up. But in the end, once I am purified through the fires of the market and actually held accountable for my trades, I will drink your milkshake.
>more than 3 hours leftSo. Who's coming on tv this time?
>>62009729i'm buying SVIX for the weekendodds are nothing will happen
>>62009767It's normal. The dangerous hours are between 12:15-13pm EST. After that, 13:30pm EST is when the market is less crowded and usually amounts in a gigantic BGC (big green candle). It's going to happen. Have mental fortitude my brothers.
Spy look like it's gonna rip to 570 on one tweet or scrap of news
Just sharted myself, fortunately I’m wearing adult diapers. Bullish or bearish?
>>62009778Yup
>>62009771>Who's coming on tv this time?Chuck Norris.
>>62009777Checked
>>62009779Bullish. Always. Mumu is a nigger.
Looks like we're going all the way this time, no lube.
When it's time to buy cheap stocks, again?
>>62009786yep my calls are now -25%bottom is in fags were WRONG
>>62009754It's fitting that Chuck died today because I have a suspicion trump was expecting this iran situation to go down like one of his 80s action movies.>send in the team (all several of them)>blast brown people (bad guys)>done in time for extraction team breakfast in paris (croissants and coffee)>>62009765Really needs to be some kind of beard maintenance product offering I think.
>>62009783Drank too much apple cider vinegar this morning. My anus is going to be unpredictable all day.
After the global economy blows up what are some high quality stocks to buy at bargain prices?
it's never been more over
>>62009787Today, the last night of Eid. Put your heart, mind, and soul into even your smallest acts. This is the secret of success
reminder that anybody telling you to long SPY options are retarded gamblers that got caught in a bull trap yesterday when the market scampumped on a bibi AI video
>>62009792Autotrader.They have cars even in mad max.
>>62009770youll just lose all your money. the key to making money is closing positions green fren. i hope you learned somethign todaybottom is still in btw
What’s Trump’s going into the weekend cope tweet say? He’s running out of cards (lies) to pump (you)r bags.
>>62009791You are schizo like me. You like seeing green candles. You watch the screen for hours. Embrace the destruction of the market. The balance of threat.
so i guess today's market cope on another bad day is simply putting it down to witching and pretending nothing else is fundamentally wrong
>>62009747Yeah just two more weeks and another $50,000,000,000 in ordnance and the Iranians will overthrow their government and swear fealty to Israel
>>62009801They always announce some kind of escalation when the markets close on friday evening
>>62009789The bad news for muttville is that Ronald thinks Zero Dark Thirty is a similar rah rah USA USA festival, and he wants his own version. According to the mooch that is. You really do have to laugh hahahahahahahahah
It’s gunna break isn’t it
>>62009801I hope he announces an expansion of the military operation into new territory, and of course I an talking about southern lebanon, and the west bank boss.
>>62009804the financial system has been fundamentally rigged and fucked since the creation of the fedthat doesnt stop the market from rising you need to divorce your mind from the perma bear narrative and all the noise about why markets are doing what they are doing and just look at the chart and trade whats in front of you
>>62009804many anons have gone mad trying to explain the movements of the market
>>62009814nah, bottom is still in. dip buyers just need to get heemed for a while and taught that you cant just buy every dip
>>62009814Yeah it’s well and truly over, was fun though
>>62009804$6,000,000,000,000 in options expire today, kind of significant
>>62009816He should announce he switched sides and start bombing Israel instead
>>62009814>he didn't invest in crude oil AND brent crude oil since the start of the warYou missed out my nigga. Gross miscalculation from your part my nigga.
>>62009826triple witching never means shit and it was supposed to make a fat green friday but it did notChase bank is working with hedge funds to short the 1.8 trillion private credit market btw
>>62009794I’m going to shit on the quran
>>62009827Insularrrr.
>>62009828I already swung it form 96 to 112 doe
It’s gunna break. Goddamnit.
>>62009836The only thing breaking is your ANUS
>>62009836c u at SPY 4500 babe :)
>97.15 USD -0.42 (-0.43%)past 5 daysKek baggies
>All in on oil ETFs over the weekend. The strait isn't opening any time soon.
>>62009804And what is fundamentally wrong? Nobody is forcing you to "join" the market.
>>62009847How do Americans feel being called satanic? Do you actually find that insulting
>>62009856Are you longing my nigga?
>>62009858I don't think about other countries at all
>>62009845>>62009856Welcome back man, lmao
>>62009777REMINDER
>>62009858How do Iranians feel about being oppressed and having to pay us back for the liberation when all this is over boss?
>$114 ATH>$97.46 Kek baggies
>>62009860You’ll be thinking a lot more about Iran in two (2) more weeks.
>>62009802It could take lifetimes to fully grasp that, true order, is chaos.
>>62009867How underwater is your short position?
>>62009814that's what i think EVERY fucking time i go short in this dogshit market only to get fucked by a random 2% green dildo because bibi took a shit
Still waiting on that slurp
>>62009867This guy's hedge fund manager is about to decapitate him with a chainsaw for his oil short recommend 100%
>>62009871He shorted at like 85 and has been seething nonstop ever since.
>>62009873i miss watch threads
>How underwater is your short position?Just bought 4 more puts USO Oct 16 26 100 strike for 10.00You'll be filling my warchest by next week Timmy. Don't forget taco is president
>>62009858im not satanic, most americans arent satanicwe dont vote for this, we dont contribute to thiswe are jsut oppressed and controlled cattle
You are up YTD, right?
>>62009873rolling
>>62009881Yup
>>62009871he shorted at $85 and has been jeetspamming non stop ever since. kek baggie.
Oil market is surviving because:- The last ships which departed the Gulf just before the war are now completing discharging in Japan and Korea- A large buffer of unsold "oil on water" had been amassed in previous months due to an oil glut, and is now being drawn downThe clock is ticking.(no position)
Lotta oil baggie trannies in this thread praying they can crack $98 >$114 ATHKek baggies
>>62009881Realized 2% upUnrealized 20% down
>>62009881Yeah cause I know how to trade unlike zoomers on this board fomoing into oil at the top
lmao Kharg island will literally be this . Can't wait for the 2000 Shahed spam and FPV videos of rekt soldiers while oil and natgas pumps to levels thought to be theoritically impossible
im so fucking tired of trump and the fucking kikes
>>62009893Bro forgot to crop the right side it's over kek. 10k account spamming nonstop my sides
>>62009894I will be disappointed if we don't get a few videos of racially ambiguous US soldiers being taken out with fpv drones
>>62009896Stay mad, bitch
>>62009889its an asymmetrical betthe longer the war goes on the more likely it is oil goes upthe US has done literally nothing to stop the flow of Iranian oilEither the US secures the strait and takes Iranian oil out of the equation or Iran continues to dominate and enjoys windfall profits from being the sole provider with access through the strait
>>62009894literally any footage of US casualties will TANK the western markets
>Bro forgot to crop the right side it's over kek. 10k account spamming nonstop my sidesI turned 1.5k into 10k. You turn 1k into $0 because you're a faggot nigger kid. That is a cold, hard fact. Post your YTD. Let's see that loss kid.
>>62009891All aboard the Value Play
>"California housing crash fears as buying rates plummet below Great Recession level," per NYP
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>>62009902>ProfitI don't think Iran is net positive.
>>62009910Hard to sell when half the tech sector has been laid off.
>>62009911that;s a fail of an OP, do not use, we need a competent baker
>>62009399y u do this
>>62009911Make a proper oneWhat do you think happens if they really kick the bee hive over there by hitting some religious temple?
>>62009912Iran is the only gulf state selling oil unimpeded at a war premiumalso profiting off of toll rates for ships buying safe passageIran is absolutely domimatimg the strait
>>62009881actually today I'm not, -3.87% on stocks and -1% on the whole 50% stocks 50% bonds folio
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>>62009939this is the real thread, ignore the other lazy bake
>>62009948Not interested in your mentally ill discordtroon thread LOL
>>62009881I have a shit load of international equity. I’m scared to open the broker app.
>>62009535I bought voo at 602 now it's 600 you fucking faggot
