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WITCHES STOLE THE DAMN LINKS EDITION
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DIE YOU BITCH ASS BEAR
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SPY 570 imminent
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But I wanted to go play on the Links...
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>shit & piss 500
>-4.25% ytd
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I'm having fun with Crimson Desert
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>>62009914
based on what? You saying it?fuck you faggot
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i'm thinking of shorting oil rn. thoughts /smg/? bessent will never let oil stay that high and is sending back to $92 whenever it crosses $100
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I sold my oil because I'm too much of a bitch to hold into the weekend. Good luck everyone else God bless
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kys lazy nigger
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>>62009925
SPY 670 EOD
I've called it
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>bought the top
>Sold the dip
>Shorted the second dip
>Panicked and covered on bounce
>Bought again
>Sold on another dip

At no point today was I penny up I'm done for the day. This is a nigger market
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>>62009927
You did good my nigga. As long as you made money you are going to make it.
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are the witches gone yet
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I can't believe everybody bought into Iranian propaganda that $5 per gallon gas is going to destroy our nation boss.
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>chuck norris dies
>stonk market goes down
>chainlink goes up

stinkies are evil incarnate. Marines are bigger terrorists then iran.
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>>62009935
>>62009935
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>>62009953
You stupid mother fucker.
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>>62009953
Fuck you bitch
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>>62009953
Nah
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things on the kek menu today

SILVER
CRYPTO
BONDS
EQUITIES
SPECIFICALLY
SMCI
MU
SNDK
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>>62009965
KEK SPECIFICALLY
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>>62009932
Bought yesterday and made an easy 3%. It's kind of surreal because it's the first time I made an entire paycheck worth of money in less than 24 hours in a single trade. 80 hours of works pay made in two minutes worth of clicking on a computer. Kind of wild when you think about it.
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PLUNGE PROTECTION ACTIVATED ON ANY RED CANDLE
MARKET IS EXTREMELY JEWISH
BOTTOM IS IN
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>>62009863
>>62009863
I told you niggas
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sirs I waiting for promised green candle???????
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>>62009914
this guy understands manipulation
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thinkin bout shorting a lil PL here right here right now
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>us embassy in Iraq evacuated
>nato troops pulling out

Yep, its boots.
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>>62009987
my 2cents is they're gonna try entering from iraq
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>>62009987
Is it the Friday aftermarket special again?
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my 2cents is niggity iggity igger
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this is the final final red line.
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>>62009965
>SMCI down 30%
>On smuggling nvidia chips into China
Lmao. And the retards on here told me that China didn't need nvidia chips because their totally real and amazing home grown GPU market was going great and they didn't need them.
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>>62009992
He's going to need a lot more than he has sent to go into Iraq again.
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>>62009999
BRICS is a disgrace.
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can the market doomp so barron can buy up a bunch of shares and trump can pull out of iran so they go back up, were waiting
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>>62010000
Do we? Ide be shocked if this isn't gonna be the plan with GCC countries

>Wut about Iraq

It's a single road 6 miles long into Iran. Easy. Iraq won't do shit
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>>62009909
I pick the thread that wasn't created by a mentally ill commie.
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>>62009999
If China holds all the chips that means we don't even get cards anymore because we can't pay the ante. This means to me China has won the AI war because we don't hold any cards anymore boss.
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4chan ate my post
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>>62009881
i'm up 5% YTD
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>>62010006
go to spy chart, turn on vwap, and bow before the power of that green line at the bottom of the channel. thats the line the machines buy on. they will buy anything you sell. all teh little old grannies can sell all of their general mills stocks and they will buy it
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>>62010015
I am fucked my nig
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>>62010007
their heartland is up north past all the mountains, idk how taking a bit of coast will help
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>>62009926
>OilshortingGOD
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>>62010009
>China has won the AI war
But deepseek is utter shit though thoughbeit. Its "image recognition" is basically OCR text scanning technology from the late 90s / early 2000s.
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>>62010008
I baked the other one and copied the links without reading
To whoever the hell keeps adding the propaganda, not posting in those threads anymore
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like i said over 2 hours ago
THE *CLAP* BOTTOM *CLAP* IS *CLAP* IN
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>>62010017
VWAP is 653.33 tho
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>>62010019
bro maybe buy index ETFs :c
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>>62010025
thats the blue line
the green lines nigga, the green lines
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>>62010020
once we put Big American Cock on the ground the hormussy won't be able to resist spreading wide open for us
or else we'll bomb them some more
that's liteerally the entire plan
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the Russllel is destroying us all
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I had to liquidate about $150k last month in order to purchase some real estate. If stocks keep going down I'm going to let everyone know I'm a genius for getting out at the top.>>62010017
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Did you guys hear PFE is testing a new form of Viagra? It's called Mycoxafloppin
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>>62010026
I have 100 in S&P500 and NASDAQ-100. I bought in 2025. Why am I down my man???
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>>62010022
deepseek is the linux of AI, made for people with a head to use it
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>>62010035
that does not sound like a product that would make my penis incredibly rigid
I'm shorting PFE
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This is the clip where Trump says "let's see, I'm at 42, and you're at 3. So, so far, I'm doing better." to Jeb and he says "doesn't matter. doesn't matter".
I'm down 8% and I don't care
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Rajesh status ?
Don't think oil is going to go below 80 today for his puts
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>>62010031
I need some of that oiled up Iranian hormussy, anon, ngl.
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>>62009953
>>Latest developments on the illegal and unconstitutional US strikes against Iran
>>European indices
How about.... nyoo :3
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>>62010045
:3 Cute
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so, what draw down do you guys expect?
personally, I hope it will stop at 20-30%, otherwise I'll want to kill myself.
I can sit it out, but the psychological pain will be quite strong
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sweaty it's time for your hourly oil swing
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so what’s the late afternoon cope that can pump the market today?
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>>62010020
The coast is literally the problem
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>the guy calling everyone streetshitters is some 10k account poorfag
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>>62010047
its going to take months for a 20-30% drawdown to happen
i dont care about trying to call how far it goes, i just want to make winning trades as often as possible, mainly on the swift rallies along the way
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>>62010051
13:30 up to 14:30 EST. Make it your best shot.
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>>62010055
10k is richer than 60% of americans btw
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>>62010052
All that needs to happen is for the retard in chief to lie that the strait is open and the algos will pamp eet, same as what happened every day this week
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>>62010044
don't worry, there's plenty to go around
hope you like unibrows
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>>62010057
I'm too much of a chickenshit to swing trade. I never trust my gut and then I sold too early and bought too late.
So I'll just cope by buy more as the indexes eat shit and pray that they'll be back to normal in 2-3 years, with me having gotten some discounts.
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BOW BEFORE YOUR GOD, THE UNBREAKABLE IMMOVABLE GREEN LINE
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>>62009987
Bullish for coffin makers. Tickers?
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>>62010066
Damn
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>>62010047
Back in my day a correction was 10% and a bear market was 20%
I'm just going to keep slurping every 1 pct drop. Eazy peazy.
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OILBROOOOOOOS
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>>62010052
I don't think there's anything that could really save them at this point, outside of the strait actually being open again. And even then, the damage to the refineries won't just disappear immediately.
Shit will get really fucking bad next week when we had another weekend with absolutely no positive news.
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OK THE GREEN LINE FINALLY BROKE IVE BEEN TRYING TO TALK THIS THING DOWN ALL DAY
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OILERS REPORT IN
OILERS ON DECK
OOOOOOOIL
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>>62009975
It's a good feeling, I'm starting to get there too. Made 2% this month only and thats the size of my bi-weekly pay. In this shitty market it's a good comfort.
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>>62010072
I hold a lot of cash right now I can pump into the market, but I'm trying to get a feeling for what some decent points are.
If I buy at every -1% and it goes down by 30%, I'll run out of money long before the bottom
So maybe I'll just add another 20% to my portfolio volume for every 10% it goes down.
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>>62009987
>boots
kek it's over
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>>62009938
Baggler I normally like you but keep saying stupid shit like this and I will add you to the filter list hoss
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Kek baggies
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>>62010102
zoom out
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>>62010102
I will hold...Micron will win...
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damn 300% 0dte put trade secured, lets go
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>>62010111
I'm sorry multiple anons in smg assured me the bottom was in at 652
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>>62009926
short after the monday spike
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Just know markets going to retardpoomp on Monday, but I want a lower entry.
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>think about buying oil
>it pumps
>oh well
>dumps back down
>whoa, good thing I didn't buy it
>maybe I should this time though
>it pumps
>damn missed it again
>dumps back down
>should I buy oil?
>it pumps
>whoops guess I should've bought
And so on
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>>62010117
its still at the bottom from 11am, for now
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this is it
right when it looks like it's gonna break down and dump hard
retardpump 2% bar on QQQ because bibi took a shit anytime now
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>>62010128
let us know when you finally do buy the dip i'll open a short
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Come on Nvidia and rest of tech sector, let out few trillion worth of steam for my commodities.
Crazy thing is that even if the tech sector falls 50% from here, it's still overvalued as fuck and could fall another 50% from there until it can even think about being at down to earth valuations.
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>>62010134
i think retail got conditioned into expecting some bullshit to niggerpump and save the market every time it goes down and now its not going to
put on straddles in any case, there will probably be a move one way or the other before close
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The Houthis haven't even plugged her second hole yet
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>le big one
>this time its different
Neon green next week as always, hope it isn't the case though, 80% cash.
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>>62010144
houthis are toothless
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I DONT LIKE THIS RUNUP IN OIL ITS VERY SUSPICIOUS
ID SHORT MARKETS
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Whelp, we've gone back over 6 months in S&P500 gains.
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no witch ever called me a smigger
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>BREAKING: Qatar's energy production will NOT RESUME until the war ends - Qatari Energy Minister
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>>62010131
not anymore bottom boy
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:(
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Hit the bussy button already AHHHHHH
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I'll sell my 3X oil long when brent hits 175.
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I am never voting republican ever again.
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>>62010166
True dat.
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>>62010128
Kek, literally me
>shit pumps
>"lol, why would I want to buy the top?"
>shit dumps
>"lol, why would I want to catch the falling knife?"
>100k in cash on a 3% overnight account
I guess right now it's not the worst though, depending on how deep we can go
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>>62010080

>wagies when 30% of their paycheck goes to OIL and OIL accessories
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kek
e
k
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>>62010141
I have learned that right when I feel this visceral desire to short when looking at a chart I should just stop myself and put up a retardbuy with 2x leverage for no reason whatsoever besides being contrarian to myself
Just did that with SOXL and would you look at it go, I'm making money and still feeling fucking angry
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>>62010194
kek the saudis got REDEEMED
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>>62010151
Ameribros would have to make concessions to Iran so it's hard for me to believe but I'd welcome it, this excursion and the way they went about it are honestly supremely retarded even for The Don's usual antics. They need some humility.
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>>62010185
Yeah. I'm 50% cash, parked in SGOV at the moment.
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>>62010194

NO
CRYING
IN THE

C A S I N O
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fiPfqVAQVhs

the orange nigger and his supporters unironically fell for this
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Give me the v slurp already! I'm no longer asking
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>>62010194
GOOD MORNING SAAR, WE IS NOT AVALIABLE
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> nows
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>OILERS REPORT IN
>OILERS ON DECK
>OOOOOOOIL
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>>62010194
What did they expect? Pakistan to invade Iran when they got hit?
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>>62010206
what the orange nigger fell for was kompromat 20 years ago my friend
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>>62010151
with how strong shit is dumping today, I definitely expect a (short) pump on Monday, unless something truly awful happens over the weekend
I think that will be the last pump for quite a while then though.
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>98.37 USD +0.80 (0.82%)past 5 days
>$114 ATH
Kek baggies
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>>62010161
The energy must flow
>>62010194
Kek
>just don't answer the phone bro
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>>62010220
That's usually what you would expect from your mutual defensive pact partner, yes.
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>>62010220
that's literally how a defense treaty works in my civ games
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wtf guys why isnt it going
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>>62010206

>could produce a bomb in 3-6 months
>it’s been 25 years

Boomers get what they deserve
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It's good when oil pumps close to 100$ so baggie niggers have their hopes up before it collapses again.
I see more and more restaurants trying to change the menu to save on energy spending but jeets still spend their days riding their bikes and tuktuks, took the pic this afternoon.
I'm still 30 days in India would be crazy to see the streets empty if there's a real shortage.
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>>62010230
We need Bibi to go on TV again.
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>>62010220
that's what they expected to happen, yeah.
their problem was to expect pakis to honor their agreements.
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I capitulated into SOXS btw
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>>62010224
how are your oil puts doing Raj?
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>>62010199
Also couldn't they just use the situation with NATO countries "not helping out" as an excuse to make them pay the toll while passing Hormuz and carry their bags when it comes to paying reparations to Tehera Still, I'm not optimistic about any of this ending soon.
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>>62010206
You mean to tell me that the guys who called Israel little Satan, and founded their country on the "Death to Israel" platform and said numerous times they wanted to wipe Israel off of the map, wasn't trying to make nuclear weapons, and only wanted to make kamakazee drones, short range missiles, and ICBMs, but they never had any intention of putting a nuclear payload on any of these delivery systems? Are you being retarded on purpose boss?
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>>62010220
Pakistan has nukes. No invasion is necessary. But it's in the pocket of China, so the Saudis should not have expected it to help against Iran.
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Is that stupid sand nigger still seething about his OIL puts? Better luck next time Pooja
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>mom harasses me into taking car to the mechanic to get tires replaced
>teehee i'll give you 200 bucks
>already bought the spare tires
>"that'll be 200 bucks for 4 tires, or 300 if you want a tire wax alignment :^)"
Brooooooo I could have done it at home myself fucking bitch. I only drive like 2 miles a day. Fucking schiesty scammer boomer economy.
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>>62010254
china will pay debts
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Technical analysis bros we broke support…
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>>62010039
>deepseek is the linux of AI, made for people with a head to use it
8'D
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>>62010194
>unable to reach
Are these muslim jeets really pulling a country level scam?
>SAAR YA'ALLAH WE ARE BETTER THAN INDIANS
>SORRY SAAR WE ARE NOT HOME TODAY, CALL BACK TOMORROW!
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>>62010258
Why didn't you just do it yourself and use the $200 your Mom gave you for OTM options ?
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>>62010258
sounds like a rape correction is in order
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This can't be real?
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alright im lighting my joint, this is going out to all the jam boys and oilers, lets ride this wave HIIIIIGHHH
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>>62010227
>>62010229
But the Saudis didn't invade Iran so why would Pakistan?
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>how are your oil puts doing Raj?
Just bought four more
You niggers don't even have $100 bbl and you're sperging.
You're in for a lesson on buying the top, Timmy.
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>>62010258

I was scammed into buying tires and a warranty. My tire got a leak and they gave me new tire because of the warranty I was scammed into getting.

The warranty had 5 days left from expiration. Never seen a manager seethe so hard having to say I get free tires.
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>>62010273
WAY TO GO MISTER PRESIDENT
We love him don't we
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>>62010268
>The jeet replied, “I can't help it. It's who I am. It's in my nature.”

>>62010276
bitch are you fucking stupid
go play 1000 hours of civ 5 and lower your tone when you speak to me
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>>62010249
These are the same people who also said it is their G_d given right to procure nuclear weapons boss.
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>>62010277
>doubling down on your retardation
Based honestly . hope you pull through my friend
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>Is that stupid sand nigger still seething about his OIL puts? Better luck next time Pooja
Post YTD gains little Timmy.
You won't, because you're in a 1000 dollar long at the top of an oil supercycle.
Kek baggies.
$114 ATH Btw
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>>62010273
wait so what does he do if they pay nothing? That makes no sense.
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>>62010194
>>62010220
That's literally the definition of a defense pact. Good luck getting them to actually stick by it though lmao.
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>>62010291
trump has never been a good negotiator
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TAKE ME DOWN TO THE BEARADISE CITY WHERE THE GIRLS ARE BEARS AND THEY BEAR BEAR TITTIES!
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>doubling down on your retardation
Yet my retardation regularly 3xs
See >>62010289
There is a reason why Indian Men are CEOs while you post on 4chan all day.
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>>62010291
Simple, a few american missiles "accidentally" land a little close to a few palaces
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>>62010296
Actually he is an excellent negotiator the problem is he brags so much about how he does it w everyone now has caught on to it
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>>62010273
Saudi GDP is only 1 trillion so the gulf states paying that would be pretty much impossible unless they completely liquidate their sovereign wealth funds (bearish)
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>>62010306
to be an excellent negotiator he would need to fulfill his promises instead of reneging and forcing both parties to take it to court
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>>62010306
That just circles him back round to bad negotiator
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>>62010316
He was one of the most midwit averagest in his prime
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>>62010316
Well suppose your right but at one time he was good. By throwing out a big number he intends to actually get a smaller number. When he gets a smaller number it will be what he actually wanted and will call it a win. He isn't serious about the first offer
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>>62010144
They already tried to plug it before in the Gaza war but failed
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A ship belonging to a nasdaq-listed company just transited Hormuz with AIS on, taking the Iranian-approved path.
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>>62010304
Very nice sar.
What are your strike prices so the kids at home can play along ?
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>>62010325
wow never heard of such a negotiation tactic, must be some master negotiator
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>>62010330
so?
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>>62010324
Let's see your real estate empire chud

I'm no fan of his. But you don't breeze your way to the top of the world twice because you are a bad orator and negotiater
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>>62010330
ticker tho nigger
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>>62010325
that is just gambling
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While trump boasts about winning in Iran he just very quietly lost Iraq.
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>>62010334
When he gets $10 billion he will call it a win because previously no one ever paid a dime for what happens.

It's actually an old used car salesman tactic called tapping the ladder but it works.
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>>62010336
don't take my word for it ask Carl Icahn
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Oil is good.
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>>62010343
oh no european women have FLED iraq
anyways
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>>62010338
Sorry my bad.
It's owned by a private Greek owner, who is also the owner of $SBLK
It's not an $SBLK vessel though, it's part of his private fleet
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I was playing waifu mahjong and I lost the game, so I changed waifus and then I won boss.
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>>62010343
Iranian backed Jihadists will own the country within a few weeks
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>>62010269
I assumed it would be less than 100 bucks since I already had the tires, all they had to do was put them on, I wasn't expecting to get absolutely scammed plus tip plus them being like "if you don't get the extra 100 dollar alignment your tires will explode!" like bro I barely drive at all.
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>Iraq declares force majeure on all oilfields developed by foreign oil companies — Oil Ministry sources.
Next stop nationalisation.
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>>62010336
wtf the guy in the middle seems familiar
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>>62010361
I just lost the game because of you boss. I hope you're happy. I'm glad you won though. Who is your new waifu?
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Spy hit 649
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WE WENT UNDER 650
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>>62010357
The Americans left first.
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>>62010278
I get a lifetime warranty whenever I buy new tires for like $20 a tire. I've only had to use it a couple of times but it's worth it to get a new $400 tire
>for free
if it cant' be repaired.
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>>62010166
Begun the Butlarian Jihad has
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What happened
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HOLY FUCK DRILL CANDLE ON NVDA
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>>62010359
i c
I am slurping on the SBLK
putting my bets on sweaty hairy greek seamen to squirt through the hormussy
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>>62010357
American embassy and base in the green zone fled last week.
Iran finally won the Iranian-Iraq war
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The stock market seems to be down today.
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Its so fucking over
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648
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>>62010378
reality
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>>62010384
boots on the ground coming through Iraq it ain't over yet
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problem?
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I have officially reentered 6 figure hell after months of being in 7 figure suffering.
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>>62010387
just went all in SOXS
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>>62010389
This

>>62010391
Trump doesn't have enough political capital at home or diplomatic sway in the gulf to achieve this
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>>62010273
Pay the money to who? Jared Kushner? Or the Board of Peace, which is basically just Trump. And how does he plan to end this war anyway.
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Well the golden age AI bullmarket- It came and went- now it's gone. Could've used it better but so be it
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>>62010384
And they're already moving against the oil assets it seems.
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the nigger is actually going to invade because the kikes have him on tape fucking kids thats crazy
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>>62010194
Pakistan is possibly the most untrustworthy country on Earth. We picked them over India during the Cold War and as thanks they housed Osama Bin Laden and countless other terrorists. Now they’re at war with Afghanistan funny enough and nobody cares because of Iran.
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>>62010392
impeach this bear
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>>62010403
The funniest thing is they’re gonna release it after 2028
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>>62010397
boots on the ground are coming, it's literally impossible for Trump to back out lil nigga got bulltrapped on his SMOs. Played like a fiddle
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never forget
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When is trumps next trip in an open topped Cadillac?
Asking for a friend.
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>i-it's just the triple-witching
>n-nothing to worry about
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ALMIGHTY DUMP
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>>62010413
>it's a record amount of puts expiring bro
>the whole market is going to be blindedingley green bro you don't understand bro
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>>62010332
90 and 100
90 expires Jun 18
100 expire Oct 16
I have 4 of each now
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GO LOWER SLUT
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>>62010370
I forgot her name. She's some dumb cat girl with big tits and a katanna boss.
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How yall doing today mumus
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i will slurp eod, this nigger market cant go down for days like this
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>>62010408
>Played like a fiddle
More balalaika in nature. But close enough.
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>>62010421
>not majsoul
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It's already going back down lmao
$98.50 rejected
Kek baggies
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>>62010419
Very nice, see you in Valhalla
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I'm about to go take a massive dump of my own. This is called ludonarrative synchronicity
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We're about to close for the weekend with oil at $115.
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Equities are over.
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It touched 648 I'm tingling
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>>62010440
im buying calls at 4:14
statistically it works
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>>62010423
fine
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>>62010424
>this nigger market cant go down for days like this
Source?
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>>62010448
imagine being embarrassed about your tiny trade and not wanting to get laughed at for it
real niggas dont scribble on their screenshots
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>>62010449
it is written
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>smiggers play civ and not Victoria chads
Very bearish for smg
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>>62010453
your shits red
kys when you lose it all
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>>62010440
Roman auxiliary with a mild accent reports to his centurion regarding cavalry losses
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>>62010449
it can, but im gonna get bullish right as fear peaks at eod
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>>62010442
I've been waiting all day for the green dildo of market maker gamma reversal but I think today being a real expirations day, it's too much volume and too much delta.
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SPY brok 650 see you niggers sub 600 monday have a nice weekend
>>62010460
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>>62010458
i had a 80% and a 300% 0dte put trade today, and some shitty straddle that i closed for like 15%, lol
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America now begging clot shot deniers to come back and die for Israel.
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>>62010431
Post your gains
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Seems like a ruh roh moment, globally speaking.
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>not getting pushed back from the 648s

its a long way down from here bros
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>>62009909
>WITCHES STOLE THE DAMN LINKS EDITION
thats unfortunate anon, luckily for you its under $9 right now, still a steal for whats to come.
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>>62010460
True, this is where you slurp. Hoping it goes lower, there will be a Monday bounce.
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>>62010462
there could be a monday gap, but im going to bet there wont be, and if there is, ill buy the dip monday morning
one of those two trades will win
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I thought we won bros wtf is going on?
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>>62010468
Qrd
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sad!
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>>62010427
Richii city is the superior waifu mahjong client. The waifus are way lewder boss.
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>>62010479
Troops that were kicked out for not taking the COVID shot are being encouraged to return by gay pete.
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>>62010483
>>62010421
>censoring the eyes
Are you just into that boss or can no girl look at you but your wife?
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>>62010478
trump has to say "we won" at least 420 times before conjuring a green candle in something other than bond yields and crude oil
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>nows
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>>62010484
for free?
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>look at invoice
>charged me an extra 70 for 'parts' and 'tire disposal'
Ah yeah that's a great way to ensure I avoid your mechanic for the rest of my life, smart thing that. I'm just gonna do it myself next time. These tires were 5 years old. in 2031 I will do it myself. Fuckers.
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>>62010491
I dunno, I've always censored the eyes when taking screen shots of waifu mahjong.
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>>62010496
Steak and lobster provided.
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>>62010306
the problem is that this is an extremely fucking retarded approach in international politics, where the same entities keep interacting over centuries and won't forget that easily.
it's not like some other real estate agent you fucked in the ass and then just avoid in the future
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>>62010498
they dont just haul the tires to the local dump anymore
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>>62010468
>Day 20 of 4 day SMO to free Iranians for the benifit of Isreal
>Recruitment drives start full swing
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>>62010498
hey now
remember your training
let the goyim deal with the real world
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Spy down 7% from ath
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>>62010468
>wouldn't die taking the vaxx
>thinking they would gladly sign back up and die for israel
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>>62010470
Here are my gains sir
I was into oil before any tranny on this board desu
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>>62010423
today, -2%, which is about 2 grand
I think I spent 1.5 grand on things that I simply wanted last year, so this stings a bit.
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no-one's talking about the secret war between bears and humans in japan
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>>62010519
This is me btw
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My what you call its I bought this morning are up like 200% boss.
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Put everything in nuclear energy, nuclear engineering, quantum computing and space stocks a year ago.
Was 200% up 3 months ago
Now I'm 10% down ROI

Fucking Donald Dump. Not selling, I hold stock not calls.
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Okay, we're in a recession.
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>>62010470
2/2
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I sold
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Damn, shiny rocks are getting absolutely HEEMINATED.
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>>62010470
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>>62010539
If we are lucky.
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I'm proud to contribute to this by redeeming $400 earlier
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>>62010549
Yeah it's pretty brutal. Feel bad for those that got in recently. It's not as if gold is a usually risky trade.
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alright we're in BEAR MAR-KET
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jUpQKRpK_64

this is what happens to the bulls when they get that exuberance
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bloody benchods I step away for 30 mins and we dumping
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>>62010519
I had tanker shit from then, it's all ZERO because my calls were shit from this stuff not skyrocketing from WAR
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>>62010549
Someone is in a lot of trouble to sell gold here.
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TAKE EM ALL OUT FOR THE BIG BELTS AT THE BOTTOM
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>>62010560
pure soul those pre social media internet videos
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>SCMI
How to get gf who’s willing to relabel boxes of contraband with a hair dryer for you.
Financially Speaking.
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>>62010539
we've been in a recession for a while now.
now we get retard tier inflation on top of it, at which point my stock market losses will be my smallest problem
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>>62010571
visit China
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all i can say is thank god i pulled money out of the market to buy a house last year.
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>in the 647s
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with the silver bubble almost fully popped i think we are about ready for the stock market to go up again.
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Cheapies
In fact, even cheaper very soon
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Can't believe people thought electing an illiterate retard would be a good idea.
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>>62010586
I foresee my SOXS appreciating in value like a 92 F150
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>>62010605
>>62010605
>>62010605
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imagine being bullish on anything but OIL
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>brent futures
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>>62010596
It did seem like a good idea doe, but now I think Kamala not touching the market to pump AI then dump it would've been better than Trump, but she's a brown woman LOL
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>>62010002
that's a crazy thing to say, considering how insane Iran is doing against Pax ZOG
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>>62010586
>a lifetime of even cheaper cheapies every day until the day you die
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>>62010560
BUDDY
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>>62010577
Hope you've budgeted for double digit interest rates.
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>>62010600
My dad regretted getting rid of his '88 F150 and I regret getting rid of my 2000 F150. But it was becoming a time and moneysink.
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>>62010107
It already won. Zoom out. It's up bigly. Dump it for a profit while you can, before the private credit financing these astronomical chip prices (expecting huge returns from "AI") vanishes.
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>>62010625
>europoor learns about fixed interest rates
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>>62010625
i paid cash, all i have left in liquid is ~200k and most of it is tied in stocks

was hoping to buy a rental but that's getting pushed off for another day
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>>62010644
yea fuck anything made after 94
all the old square bodies need is a bluetooth deck
fuck all that gay computer shit in a vehicle
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>>62010536
What specifically did you buy?
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>>62010536
If I was up 200% I would have just sold kek.
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>>62009909
>spy falling of a cliff
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
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We're never making money ever again. SPY will go to 0 and be liquidated.
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>>62000000



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