Freedom edition>Educational sites:https://www.investopedia.comhttps://www.khanacademy.org/economics-finance-domain>Financial TV Streams:https://www.newslive.com/american/cnbc.htmlhttps://www.livestreamy.net/bloomberg/>Charts:https://www.tradingview.comhttps://www.finscreener.comhttps://www.portfoliovisualizer.com>Screeners: so you feel like in the movieshttps://finviz.com/https://etfdb.com/>Gambling:https://www.optionsplaybook.com/options-introduction/https://www.optionsprofitcalculator.comhttps://optionstrat.com/https://www.optionistics.com/quotes/option-prices>Pre-Market and Live data:https://www.investing.com/indices/indices-futureshttps://finance.yahoo.com/>Calendarshttps://www.marketwatch.com/economy-politics/calendarhttps://www.earningswhispers.com/calendarhttps://www.cmegroup.com/trading/interest-rates/countdown-to-fomc.htmlhttps://www.mortgagenewsdaily.com/data/building-permits>Boomer Investing 101: so zoomers with meme stocks can outperform youhttps://www.bogleheads.org/wiki/Getting_startedhttps://www.sec.gov/search-filings>Misc smg:https://www.financialjuice.com/homehttps://finance.yahoo.com/trending-tickershttps://market24hclock.com/https://www.dividendchannel.com/drip-returns-calculatorhttps://brokerchooser.com/https://www.chathamfinancial.com/technology/us-market-rates>NEW THREAD: Copy-paste the following when making a new thread:https://pastebin.com/GfB48W5GPrevious smigger thread>>62022704
First for asiankeks
Is a 10% overall dump out of the question? 20%?
> futures
Uh oh stinky!https://www.tradervue.com/blog/gravestone-doji
i feel like the selling into the close was to bait bobos back in to revenge trade the retard pumpi hope none of you got HOOKED
>>62023349whomst
I'm going to knife the next fund manager who talks to me.
>>62023361You know you could've posted the daily chart and it would've said the same thing>>62023362Just let the bugmen dump and sell before open ez pz
>>62023361looks bullish babe
>>62023358GREEN MAN
>>62023314>DING DING DING DING DINGToday: +0.85%This week: +0.77%This year: -2.50%t. index fag
>>62023314>+4.7%>tfw we will dump soonONDS might save me. Maybe.
it's ghalibaf, gotta be. he's moving forward with the talks alongside pakis and they'll frame everything as going well, IRGC will probably denounce it. markets will likely eat it up alongside treasury oil shorting this week so long as it's not derailed by IRGC.
So the straits now open and it's back to business as usual?
>>62023314(Cross-thread)-0.04%
>>62023387The strait was never closed please don't spread antisemitic misinformation
If the markets were open 24/7, there would be no war
>>62023387The Strait is NOT open but there has been an increase in traffic during the weekend.16 vessels have transited since Friday, of which 13 x outbound and 3 x inbound. 12 out of 16 used the Iranian-approved route through their waters.- 2 x Indian-flagged LPG tankers exited - 1 x Abu-Dhabi state owned tanker exited- 1 x Greek-owned bulker with grain for Iran entered- 1 x Iran-trading Chinese-owned containership exited with confirmed bribe paymentMostly everything else has been part of the Iranian shadow fleet.As you can see it was all either Iranian owned, Iran-related trade, or Iranian-approved Indian trades. It's not clear how the Abu Dhabi ship got out.
Oil is squeezing to $25 because of dumb money longs, short every pump with extreme leverage.
>>62023386>Iran will totally go along with the deal>but if they learn about it they'll kill everyone involvedIs this guy retarded, his lies don't even make any sense
OIL BROS ITS HAPPENING
>>62023413The puppet government we are going to install agreed to all of our demands
>>62023418OH SHIT HERE WE GO PUMP TO 90 THEN DUMP TO 84
>>62023406Brilliant but won't happen because trading on a Sabbath would be rather antisemitic.
>>62023413Israel would kill him.
>>62023413It’s just another mind game to increase internal divisions.I am once again reminding you that until Heggseth is fired they still believe they can force a revolution. Once he is gone you will know we are going to do what we are stuck doing, which is boots.
>>62023432>until Heggseth is fired they still believe they can force a revolutionwhyzat?
So what was the explanation for WTI doing a 12% dump, basically exactly at 6:05 this morning? I don't mean it bled down twelve percent, I mean it lost 12% in 5 minutes. I thought the whole "the fed won't allow oil over $100" was an exaggeration
>>62023349>Been using TwitterX since 2020>Always talked massive amounts of shit and even posted hentai filled with breast expansion>No strikes>Onlyfans jew dies from cancer>Talked shit about AIPAC funding and cancer in the balls for karma>Got suspended 12 hours, made me delete my fucking postThat's a recession indicator right there, bearish, sell everything
>>62023445thanks elon
If tomorrow is blood red, buy MSTR bull spread. Ok? >>62023442Probably aligned with the broader market pumping on the (fake) news that Trump is reaching an agreement with Iran.
>>62023436Boots are very unpopular. Probably the most unpopular idea in the last 100 years as far as American policy goes. 7% on Reuters/Ipsos.But to secure the straight you will need some boots.So you will need a better salesman than a literal coke head nutcase to get at least 40% of America on board with boots.
>>62023407>here's how Iran can still winThe cope today has been unreal. I can tell some of you are red as fuck kek>muh black Monday!Just KEK
>>62023452It was black Monday doe...Black Monday MORNING AM I RITE FELLAS COME HERE
>>62023314+18%, which isn't that exciting as I was also heemed 18% on Friday.
Is it wrong to have consensual sex with a slightly retarded/autistic woman as a man that basically has the same personality as Patrick Bateman?
what's the play /smg/? i went long on SNDK cuz i didn't know what to buy
>>62023418YOU MAY BE HHOOOKED
>>62023456If an autistic woman can never be deemed to have consensual sex none of them will get sex>>62023459I'll have a little fun: I'm thinking a 50/50 SOXS and PSRHF daytrade tomorrow
>>62023451you need to secure all of Iran to open up the strait, the missiles come from deep within and if you think you can just send them though, even the ones docked and so far left alone in the wider gulf are fuckedcan anyone sell it? doubt that goes above 10% without a false flag, so buckle up.....
>>62023456autistic girls have a lot of sex, don’t feel too bad once you’re gone they’ll move on pretty quickly
How many of you good boy slurped bought this totally legit Iran war geopolitical bottom??? Highest volume day of all time wowzo would hate something bad to happen now
If you guys look at VIX seasonality, it typically peaks in March, so I would start looking to get long towards the end of this week.
>>62023387Straight was never closed blud.
>>62023467We have only matched the volume of 2002 RECENTLY?
>>62023464Except a false flag is expected by literally everyone and 24% of republicans already believe trump did it to distract from Epstein.The only way is with a good salesman, which Hegseth is absolutely not. He’s a base rally guy and Trump already is enough in himself for his own base, he doesn’t need Hegseth for that. He need someone who can convince non MAGA and independents.
>>62023467what does it mean?
>>62023476It means you better pray to your lord this was the real TACO
seems like a /boringkate/ day, doesn't it? Where is that baggie anyway?
>>62023467i bought puts at close because today needed to finish at the highs to get me bullish again
female liquid natural gas
>>62023450>Probably aligned with the broader market pumping on the (fake) news that Trump is reaching an agreement with Iran.Yeah but...all in 5 minutes? That's shady as fuck. Would it not be a gradual pump?P.S.My apologies, I just realized SPY did a damn near 2% hike in 5 minutes, a comical straight line up. I guess just don't hold any futures or options overnight until this president is gone.
>>62023475not sure what anyone can do to 'sell' it that moves the dial in any meaningful way without any external events
>>62023482the antisemitic oil baggie or the jeetposting oil puts baggie
>>62023314>+3.55%>Currently +4% in AHsLet the goyim deal in the real positions
>>62023467I rolled my protective bets this morning. It was a good decision.
>>62023493HOLY I kneel
>>62023475>Except a false flag is expected by literally everyone and 24% of republicans already believe trump did it to distract from Epstein.MAGA will believe whatever Trump tells them to, and normies don't even believe in false flags/know of the idea dude. Ask your parents if anything seems fishy about 9/11, they'll tell you that only crazy people believe that conspiracy stuff.
>>62023462>>62023465Thanks.
>>62023491the fanny may baggie
>Israel was told about Trump’s social media post ahead of time, two officials said, and its army said it was striking the heart of Iran’s capital, Tehran, within an hour of the announcement. >So it’s not clear that the decision is the beginning of a process to end to the war. An Israeli military spokesperson said the war isn’t on pause, and fighting is ongoing.
>>62023469Is this seasonality adjusted for WW3 years or just regular years?
>>62023506This is to provide an oil bottom to buy.
Kek
>>62023459I used the fake pump to trim my long positions and increase my cash position.
>>62023512Nah m8 they've still got stuff blow them to bits
>>62023511kek oil baggies
>>62023512We need Iranian pussy.
volume in HGRAF fucking evaporated
>>62023413They might have been fermenting a potential coup, but Trump panicked because of the markets/oil and announced negotiations before the coup could even start
>>62023507You're missing a company tomorrow.
>>62023521Rip before the dip watch out
>>62023522they forgot to add the yeast
>OILMARINES REPORT INWE ARE THE OIL MARINES AND WE ARE NOT. FUCKING. SELLING!!!
>>62023522fomenting babe. yogurt is fermented.
>>62023529posted it again
I slurped MU
>>62023529>Source: My GIANT GAPING ASSHOLE after I got raped today
>>62023523i'm sorry
>>62023534>MUGOD
>>62023424I’M GONNA DOOOOOOOOOMP
>>62023536it's okay I'll never forgive you
kek hgraf baggies
>>62023507Ondas reported their earnings early which seems pretty fucking bizarre.
>>62023529Isn't israel channel 12 the crazy one?
gold can't gold 4400oil can't hold 90sad. everyone is saying it.
>>62023521lmao I was just having a giggle earlier thinking of that shitcoin>up 18% today>redditors with no notion of volume will "slurp" this liquid dog shit
>>62023523kek baggiestay the fuck in your containment thread nigger
>>62023543>+18.44%is hgraf back?
>>62023544CheckedI sold it today while it was still green.
>>62023512Got to be a fake quote, why would your foreign minister publicly sound so defeated
>>62023555who the fuck cares about 18%, thats not good risk to reward
>>62023557This has to be bait.
>>62023553uh oh meltie!
>>62023557zogbant is so trash you thought it was a serious tweet lol
>>62023546It really is sad. Never touching the stuff again. They made one too many baggies
>>62023507
>>62023314>+18% My otc stock will continue to be volatile until nasdaq. Gains/losses are irrelevant meanwhile.
>>62023562>jannies allowing redditors to exist on bizyou should be gratefulnow post bags or fuck off
bottom of the V
>>62023572
If tomorrow is blood red, make sure to scoop a bull spread on MSTR. This may be your last chance.
>>62023571if you weren't a poser you would know it's a biz og :)
Imagine losing all of your money… to oil. Not to stocks, not to some startup that at least tried to build something—but to a panic-click, dopamine-fueled “this is definitely going higher bro” buy at the literal peak of a commodity chart that looks like a vertical cliff. You didn’t invest—you volunteered as exit liquidity for guys who already sold hours ago. Now you’re sitting there refreshing charts, reading geopolitical headlines like they’re horoscopes, convincing yourself this is “just a pullback” while your account slowly evaporates. You didn’t get rugged by Wall Street—you rugged yourself, all because you saw one green candle too many and thought you were early instead of being the final boss of bagholders.
fake meat marines hold the line
>>62023582Isn't GME dead?How is anyone making cash?
Two Indian tankers pass through Strait of HormuzPoos stay winning
>>62023582>parking nearly 70k in a forever down-crablmao
>>62023581
Interdasting .... What a coincidence
>>62023523reddit is that way, baggot
>>62023589I'd say it's boring, not dead. Their earnings are tomorrow so I expect some dump>>62023597>downward crablmaooo
Lat at night I tried to discuss on /biz/ that BP was potentially undervalued due to a P/S of only 0.63 and got called a boomer. Perhaps there are adults ITT today who are willing to discuss serious investment in the oil industry.
>>62023608wtfwt gme is up 60% today let me go check the chart
Barrel investment isn't for monetary gain.
redditors will look at this chart and smugly tell you it's not crabbing
>>62023607you would know which way it is
next you're going to tell me that this chart is dumping
>XBOX ticker>what>no dividend etf>what>short duration fixed-incomeI'm an idiot and have no idea what this is.t. retard
>>62023464>>62023475ya, next war they'll let you vote on babes
All barrels are final.
>ticker>I'm an idiot yeah
I'm going all in on BP. Enjoy gambling your money away on meme stock.
>>62023645i like DVNat a glance SHEL looked pretty good tooDTM looks neatthank you
i *just* SHIT my pantsthe economic impacts of this are many
>>62023618>uptrend since 2024>>62023626I don't think it's over, but it looks a little bearish bro. Get some real charts.
Time in the barrel beats time outside the barrel.
>>62023487>My apologies, I just realized SPY did a damn near 2% hike in 5 minutes,kek yeah exactly, not saying there's no foul play afoot of course, but it was only sensible oil would drop as fast as SPY plummeted. I was particularly annoyed as well, since against my better judgement I decided to open a condor over the weekend, and when I had initially checked pre-market everything was cherry. got ready to go back to bed and check again and it had blasted through my wings
please tell me none of you retards fell for the kike lies from the cheetos tweets about peace today and you stacked cheap puts
>>62023386what was the point of this war? what the fuck are they doing?
>>62023676This might come as a surprise to you, but brown thirdie telegram channels aren't reality. War is over in 2 weeks. Iran lost and the US markets going to recover. Glad I slurped on Friday.
>>62023650You're welcome. SHEL seems fine, I just think BP has more potential because it's currently running at a loss.>>62023680This whole thing is like a re-run of 2003 except the government propaganda is half-assed. A parody of 2003 you could say.
how much longer until the deadline and the fireworks I bought some popcorn
>>62023680its 100% an economic war that the peasants cant understandits people trying to bankrupt each other on financial instruments
>>62023601Market is underpricing the upside volatility IMHO. You don't have to give a hoot about the underlying, I'm risking $1 to get $4 back if it increases ~3% by Friday. Statistically, there's around a 35% that happens. I'd take 4:1 payout on a 35% probability any day.
Never put all your eggs in one barrel.
>>62023680they're trying to do another covidthe money printing on the other side will be terrifying
Oil price, above or below $90.Call it.
kek oil baggies
>>62023706i have to eat all the eggs
>>62023676I slurped so very hard over the past two weeks anon, I'm so parched from sucking cheap calls
>>62023707if they just wanted to print money they could just announce more stimmies
>>62023700underpricing bitcoin vols in general. pretty steeply. i have IBIT long dated 1 delta puts and am nibbiling everyday above the lows
>futures
>>62023719You're long BTC but still an MSTR hater?
oil pumping again
>.3%>pumpingkek oil baggies
>>62023734I don't hold oil. Can I see your short?
>>62023736you can eat my short
>>62023715it's much better when they have the fear gauge set at 11, theft is easier>>62023728puts. MSTR is an incredibly obvious ponzi and bitty meets reality this year. dollar threatens bull trend with gold & treasuries dumping; liquidity needed. guess who's next
>>62023734how did you get burned?
Why doesn't one just hold SOXL and SOXS (or any other set of bear/bull indexes) if they want to be cash only then, if they want to go long or short, sell one of them and then buy the same day to secure profits/losses?
For some reason, I now own 20 oil after friday close. I just received an email to arrange to take delivery of this oil.Do they deliver it for free? Does it come in barrels?
Yes. Right now. Listen, we’re looking at these oil baggies, and frankly, I’ve never seen anything so weak. So sad. They bought the top, everybody knows it. Total disaster. We’re going to decimate them—completely. Prices down, confidence gone, they won’t know what hit them. People are calling me, they’re saying ‘sir, these baggies are finished,’ and I say I know, I know. It’s over. Absolutely over. Suckers and losers, oil baggies.
>>62023707My plan is big oil then rotate into gold and silver once the printers turn on. During covid I didn't have a clue about economics and got fucked hard. I'm still bitter about that.
>>62023467are the saudis buying up our market?
>>62023739i didnt, actually made 10 large over the last week, ez trades ezclap ezkek
>>62023741What is the advantage of this over just holding cash? >>62023742Does that really happen? With ETFs?
>>62023749TRUTH NUKE
>>62023555It's not back until nasdaq listing closes that loophole the shorts are abusing.
>>62023738I disagree that MSTR is a ponzi, and anyone suggesting this is typically completely uninformed of how the company operates. I'm not long MSTR either, however (despite this short term trade).BUT, everything else you said is exactly why the upside is so cheap, and it's on a strong trend since it's early February lows, Bitcoin's been stable enough throughout this war stuff, etc. Easy R:R trade IMO, I'm up 25% already and my contracts expire this Friday.
>>62023753The only thing I can think of is that you can make a day trade without having short-term capital gains tax (but only one day trade a year)
>>62023748Wouldn't be the first time under orange cheeto president
>>62023762I heard they want the US to stay on finish Iran off as wellTrump can't avoid boots on the ground in Iran
If one of your stonks goes away because the company was bought out by another company which you also own stonks of, is this a win or a net zero?
>>62023767nothing is free
>>62023773he didn't say anything was free
>>62023778he asked if it was a win i said nothing was freeyou are brown
Is this a top signal?
>>62023782holy shit the desperation lmao they are just collectively saying anything and everything
>>62023773>>62023781And you are retarded and unhelpful, which is just as bad.
>>62023788cry more bitch
>>62023782And you made the 5070 have 4090 performance. Get fucked Jensen
oil is dumping
Long OILShort TechSimple as.
>>62023782Don't they make hardware?
>>62023800they make your video games into ai slop, and you have to pay them thousands of dollars for it
Surely this war will be over soon
>>62023804>have to
nvda price had 0 response to this news of supposed agieven jensen wangg doesnt know what to think
>>62023734>>62023742Why do anons buy their Oil in bags instead of barrels?
>>62023808you HAVE to.
>>62023782>>62023786The actual quote isn't that interesting. It was on Lex Friedman's gay podcast. Lex defined AGI as being able to build a billion dollar company. Jensen said that if somebody got lucky enough they could make a billion dollar company with some gay vibe coded pet feeding app, so if that's your definition of AGI then yeah, I guess we're probably there. Jensen isn't wrong, Lex is just a retard.
>>62023815barrels are big and bulky and especially heavybuying it by the baggie is a lot more manageable
>>62023807He was asked if, under the definition of AGI as something that could do his job, how long until we see AGI? His response is ironic, because if it were true, he should be out of a job.
>>62023819>Lex is just a retardHe really is it's crazy. I only saw a short clip but he was admiring open claw in it lmao.
>>62023807Bloomberg is a real person?
wow, on Fridayhow convenient, lemme guess, right after market close
>>62023830stop noticing how everything is literally theater to prop up the fake and gay stock market full of wealth that isnt real if everyone decided to sell all at once and all of the supposed worlds richest people would lose their status instantly
>>62023830It's just funny at this point how he dances around the markets
>>62023830what happened to the other 300 marines from weeks headlines? are they front running casualty counts?
>>62023830It's so blatant, is this real life?
>>62023830isreal gonna uss liberty the boat to officially start ww3
>>62023830problem for this act is that it'll never end in 2 days.... so does it matter when it starts?they already have people there and it'll happen sooner I think as that ship isn't getting anywhere near as it stands without facing a barrage
>>62023830Oil tranny death squad is en route, kek.
17.5% interest loans
>>62023851>they already have people there and it'll happen sooner I think as that ship isn't getting anywhere near as it stands without facing a barrageapparently the 82nd airborne is also getting involvedim guessing all out attacks and first invasion friday night, marines on saturdayhttps://www.nytimes.com/2026/03/23/us/politics/us-airborne-troops-iran.html
>>62023855bullish. openai is unironically ripping them off considering it will even replace the bankers.
Sounds like they're going after the pipe.
>>62023860I doubt it, the island is not strategic and they'd never secure the coastline... Then again, I doubted he was stupid enough to assassinate the Ayatollah.
>>62023782Can’t wait until the war is over and we can go back to discussing the AI bubble every day
>red lobster, hooters, tgi fridays filing for bankruptcy the past few years>pizza hut, papa johns and wendy's closing hundreds of locations>an entire popeye's franchisee is going underwhy are zoomers killing food chains?
>>62023867the war is over, that's why they rallied today. Iran is surrendering this friday.
>>62023867War is over dude. Iran surrenders Friday and the troops are home by Christmas. Its already over.
>>62023873they hate freedom
>>62023853Show us on the doll where oil buyers hurt you.>>62023860This is gonna be some Iwo Jima shit. How many bodybags do they have?>>62023873Because these are all based on eating in. Zoomers have their slop delivered. Even Mcdonalds has largely abandoned indoor dining. it's there but they put no effort into this experience anymore.
>>62023875>Iran is surrendering this Friday Did I miss something?
>>62023875This Friday they’ll announce it’ll be two more weeks
>>62023840>>62023830The idea of a war with thousands dying and all these missiles flying around being scheduled around stocks will never cease to be funny to me. Clown world.
>>62023881Why was being poor in the 90s so comfy?
>>62023886Yeah you're not in the shill discord. US won, Iran lost. Troops being sent but just for shits and giggles and to take in the sights. Oil $10 EOW. Trump won bigly. Don't be a panican
>>62023884>they put no effort into this experience anymore.They don't put much more into delivery either. Always fucking cold.
>>62023888Is this a merchant meme?
>>62023889SOVL
perfectly normal price action
>>62023862big if true
>>62023897I once saw a delivery rider zooming down a hill in winter with the KFC in the front basket of his bike, no insulation or anything and wondered why anyone pays 2x the price for this.
>>62023862they wont do shit to the pipestaco don will save the pipes
>>62023912It's not 'the pipes', just the pipe.
>>62023909Tbh, KFC is probably just as good cold. Fucking rank at best.
>>62023913it takes pipes to feed into the pipetheres multiple pipes here. its a series of pipes
Is SoFi computer going out of business?
lee pipes jeans because your mom couldnt afford jncos
>>62023884why would you eat in a fast food joint? It’s infested with niggers and homeless
>>62023919Up 1.6% wdym
>>62023873>Fast food is designed to be cheap and tasty, even if unhealthy>It's no longer cheap or tasty
>>62023873Red Lobster's bankruptcy tweet was based
>>62023927mcdonalds lowered its prices. the economy is healing
>>62023897That's because the delivery drivers are six illegals all stuffed into a single car and they're all doing different orders at the same time, so your shit takes an hour to get to your house. It's so obvious too when you see their car going all over the fucking place instead of straight to you. One time those fucks gave me the completely wrong order, like from a completely different restaurant, and it was the last time I used that garbage app. This was like three years ago so I can only imagine how shitty it is now.
you fellas are nothing but a bunch of crumb-bums!
>>62023934What would be the advantage of six different couriers in one vehicle, all with different destinations
>>62023830That's not enough time to actually launch an amphibious assault. It SHOULD take a few days to stage and prepare.Unless they literally just yeet straight into their objective after traveling for a week with 0 preparation. Which is honestly very possible.
>>62023937You can see where your delivery destination is before you accept the order so you grab a couple that are kinda close to each other and do them all in one go. In smaller American towns the food places are all usually on the same strip so it's grab and go.
>>62023915Yeah KFC is dogshit now. >>62023922it used to be sovl
>>62023937so they can register with different companies to take multiple deliveries at once. it takes them longer to do a delivery than if they did just one at a time, but they can do more in a night.
>>62023916Yeah but THE pipes, the big beautiful pipes are on kharg island.
>>62023922Sometimes you need food fastly.
lol americans lol are a conquered people lol
>>62023934>One time those fucks gave me the completely wrong order, like from a completely different restaurantThis happened to me once and it was an order for three people. Bet they were raging when they got my budget meal deal for one.I got through about 2/3 of their £90 meal.
>>62023950theres pipes all up in that bitch
>>62023958....What happened to the last 1/3?
>>62023943https://voca.ro/1lOUgeKHkyky
OIL DUMPING
>>62023962Put it in his ass
when does the deadline expire and the fireworks begin
>>62023943>week with 0 preparationYou don't need more than zero preparation if the objective is to be a sacrificial goyi--- I mean lamb.
>>62023958>90 quid on slopmillenials will do this then complain they can't afford rent
>>62023981i think the market this week is going to show everyone that it doesnt operate on deadlines. its fed up with this bullshit
>>62023978kek haha...hey wait that's me!
>>62023962It went in the bin. I can eat a lot but this was £90 worth. Three double burgers of various flavours and meats. 3 loaded fries all different and about 7 different sides. I had a good go but ultimately was defeated.
Its all just pipes, jerry..pipes!
>>62023995UHH OILGODS AND SOXSGODS I DON'T FEEL GOOD>>62023998No fridging it??
Lol I just looked at the oil price, Americans got rugged over the weekend. Sad!
>>62023985And they didn't get to even eat it. When I contacted the restaurant to say it was wrong they told me to keep it and gave me a full refund too.
>>62024004>No fridging it??God no. I'm not that poor.
>>62024005unbelievable that pajeet short on oil would be correct, it gulls me to say it
>>62024010It's over (I fridge my $5 Luxe Craving boxes sometimes)
>>62023947>it used to be sovl>posts an image of ai slopYou are 100% indian
>>62024010>Not eating leftoversretarded faggot nigger
>>62024019I eat leftovers all the time. That I've cooked myself. Fuck reheating takeaway shite. That's rank.
>>62024011That guy is crazy but it's pretty obvious that they are trying to suppress the price. It appears that the game is buy oil at 95-100, Bibi will bomb an oil refinery, sell when it gets to 110-115 at which point Mango will dump it back to 100 with a bullshit tweet. Rinse and repeat. >>62024015West Indian, I suppose you are technically correct.
What will our dearest oil baggots do tomorrow when WTI hits $70?
>>62023830what's the plan here with these marines
>>62024032They're usually used for storming coasts.
>>62024029>Alt MILF PepeWould.
>>62024034And abandoned space stations full of aliens
>>62024035This brother is starving, put a nose ring on a lemon and he'd stick it in
>>62023927You pay for the premium FAST food. Time is money anon
>>62024032Trump will use the threat of invasion. As leverage. Which Iran will call him on and then Trump will back down and look for something else to tweet about
>>62024029literally 0 chance that is happening
>>62024045you seriously think he would taco on something that big?
>>62024029The new floor is 88 (Nazis are finally sticking it to the jew)
>>62024029It's a miracle that they are even keeping it under $100.
>>62024032they are gonna storm that bitch like normandy or something and then conquer all of iran
>>62023999Jerry, what are you doing paying $100 for oil? I got this friend Bob Sacameno, he gets it for me for less than $80. 80 dollars, Jerry! Yeah, apparently he has some contacts with the jeets and the chinks.
>>62023958Likewise. Had a riiiiiiiiite good pork down then got the three missing items refunded. £45 worth of food. My price, about £5.20. It was on one of their free delivery voucher and all.
>>62023349>he didn't TRVST in the planPanicans, not even once.
>>62024049If he puts boots on the ground he is finished.
>>62024059he still has 2.5 years left though right now
>>62024049It's the art of the deal baby
>>62024052Why don't they invade via Iraq like Alexander the Great and Saddam Hussein?
>>62024058the plan meaning get blackmailed by jews into doing their biddingits either war or epstein files
>>62024062>>62024062alexander the great wouldnt invade a litter box
who's baking?
It's that time of day again where I apply for jobs while thinking about how if I had just held my investments in 2021, sold and then bought back in a year later I would have 3 million dollars right now.>AI ANALYST>REQUIRED CHINESE>PREFERRED PHD>52k a year
>>62024045>something else to tweet aboutHmmmmm.I think we'll do Cuba next week.
>>62024062They lost Iraq the other day. Normally that would be big news but somehow isn't.
>>62024059>I'm not putting boots on the ground>But boots will parachute in>And occupy mountains>And beaches>And deserts>But not the ground! No soil will be touched!
>>62024072The ground is lava!
>>62024067People who expect you to travel are the worst. What were you bagholding? Hindsight is 20:20.>>62024071How did they lose Iraq? What happened?
someone from fucking africa just tried to call me according to their country code
>>62024058I didn't TRVST enough to long after I shorted...
>>62024072We had NASA check them. Not a single speck of ground anywhere on them. Some people are saying they actually added more ground to the ground that was already there.
>>62024067LMFAO at ur lifeWhy not sack off the wagie hunt and trade full time? If you're such a hot shit big time investor.
I bought a bunch of VG a couple days ago I can't remember why. Should I dump it or long hold?
Uh oh. >US and Israel targeted energy facilities in Isfahan and Khorramshahr — Fars News Agency reports
What is the next escalation we'll see on Friday? Trump is only making peace comments for markets to rally. Shit is already fucked for the next few months even if peace happened tomorrow.
>>62024075>How did they lose Iraq? What happened?The US continued the withdrawal they already had planned and coping browns shit 4chan up because hiro the jew will never block their ips so we can have a conversation without double digit IQ retards.
>>62024070Cuba is lucky to have lasted this long desu. After they lost USSR backing America has been distracted by the Middle-East. Only reason why they still exist is because Trump chose Iran first.
BWLP
>>62024077
>>62024067why doesnt everyone just agree to stop worknig at the same time? we can literally stop ai from replacing us if we just quit working now right before it happensthey are going to use us until the last possible second before replacing us, we still have time
>>62024075>How did they lose Iraq? What happened?Drone spammed the green zone until the see-wiz gave up. They pulled out to Jordan. All NATO and USA. Then they started on the consulate, there may be a few USA still in Erbil but that got hit earlier.The main forces negotiated a temporary truce and convoyed out overland to Jordan last night.
>>62024092Is this being asked in earnest?
>>62024077>someone from fucking africa just tried to call me
>>62024087>The US continued the withdrawal they already had plannedWho's coping here?
>>62024096yes. feel free to give your coward copeeveryone is going to end up broke and homeless anyway, why wait until they do it to us and be willing to all stop working right now
>>62024092Read about the luddites. That's why.
Now that oil fags will get rekt by Friday what will be the next fuss about? Gold?
>>62024077A Nigerian prince wants your investment
>>62024102the new technology is for them to control us. its not new tech for all of us. its literally to solidify their position of power
>>62024067if i could predict the future i too would be a decabillionaire
>>62024101My coward cope is that I would still like food on the grocery shelves and power
>>62024112if everyone stopped working for just a few days, the entire house of cards falls, dont be a coward
>>62024101Well if you are being serious the answer is because most workers aren't unionized anymore. otherwise your suggestion could actually work.
IM NOT BAKING
>>62024112We are all goy slaves.
>>62024119thats the spirit, and you were doing that shit for free even. no more work
>>62023979how? hormuz back open
>>62024095Seems they are still attacking Erbil.>Iraqi resistance factions target American positions in Erbil, northern Iraq, now.looks like incendiary cluster warheads. less taboo version of white phosphorous. Russia uses it
gonna bake hold up
>>62024115i've been doing my part for the past five years
>>62024115Well okay
It's gonna be another multi-loafer
>>62024122>42 pbtidyou drunk?
>>62024067>f I had just held my investments in 2021, sold and then bought back in a year later I would have 3 million dollars right now.If you could have made that much money in 3 years then you must have had a big loss in 2022, which means your pretty fucking stupid lmao
>>62024130do you have any idea how easy it is to just type as much stupid bullshit as possible on 4chan when you have a pass
>>62024130just a spamming faggot
>OILIES CAN'T EVEN BREAK $90PffffttttAHAAHAHAHAHHAAHHAHAHAAHAHA
>>62024138
>>62024135kek oil baggie
>>62024134>Outing yourself paying for a free websiteCould never be me champ, post positions so I can inverse them.
>>62024142imagine being so bad at trading that you would rather spend your time doing captchas when buying a pass more than pays for itself in the time saved over the long termkek baggie
>>62024125I know a bunch of northern Iraqi gangsters, I asked two about the war, one said "America will fall like Hitler" the other just said "it won't end" in a sad voice.
Bet yo ass wont trade without a stoploss again!
>>62024134>paying for 4chan
>>62023467Look at all that porcupine frazzle after 08’A sign of the K shaped economy. Just the fat cats trading giga pumps to each other.
>>62024161paying for a goypass makes you good at trading, see >>62024145
So how much has all of the shit we threw at Iran cost so far? And I want to know why it isn't more, and where the fuck the assets are going and where to make some money off of all of this. Im fucking short until I get something good.
>>62024206https://iran-cost-ticker.com
