volatility edition >Educational sites:https://www.investopedia.comhttps://www.khanacademy.org/economics-finance-domain >Financial TV Streams:https://www.newslive.com/american/cnbc.htmlhttps://www.livestreamy.net/bloomberg/ >Charts:https://www.tradingview.comhttps://www.finscreener.comhttps://www.portfoliovisualizer.com >Screeners: so you feel like in the movieshttps://finviz.com/https://etfdb.com/ >Gambling:https://www.optionsplaybook.com/options-introduction/https://www.optionsprofitcalculator.comhttps://optionstrat.com/https://www.optionistics.com/quotes/option-prices >Pre-Market and Live data:https://www.investing.com/indices/indices-futureshttps://finance.yahoo.com/ >Calendarshttps://www.marketwatch.com/economy-politics/calendarhttps://www.earningswhispers.com/calendarhttps://www.cmegroup.com/trading/interest-rates/countdown-to-fomc.htmlhttps://www.mortgagenewsdaily.com/data/building-permits >Boomer Investing 101: so zoomers with meme stocks can outperform youhttps://www.bogleheads.org/wiki/Getting_startedhttps://www.sec.gov/search-filings >Misc smg:https://www.financialjuice.com/homehttps://finance.yahoo.com/trending-tickershttps://market24hclock.com/https://www.dividendchannel.com/drip-returns-calculatorhttps://brokerchooser.com/https://www.chathamfinancial.com/technology/us-market-rates >NEW THREAD: Copy-paste the following when making a new thread:https://pastebin.com/GfB48W5G Previous smigger thread>>62024138
Babe posting will never be a thing
>>62024747Take it back babe, this is an inclusive general
>>62024747of course nota woman in smg?Absurd!
>>62024747babe, I know times are tough but you need to calm down
First for babe , and the Islamic republic pic of Iran .
covfefe
>>62024747there's always an opportunity babe. i can call you other things like dear or darling if we were together. it sounds nice doesn't it, thinking of you
>>62024747
>When the Ottoman Empire joined the Central Powers in late 1914, the Ottoman-controlled Turkish Straits were closed to commercial shipping. Russia, which had become one of the biggest suppliers of wheat to the global market, was suddenly cut off without an export outlet. >Britain's Food Supply Committee organized a technical sub-committee — which included a very junior Treasury official named John Maynard Keynes — whose job was to oversee a scheme to accumulate not actual bushels of wheat, but futures contracts for grain, so that the War Cabinet could manipulate the price of wheat. >Before the end of January 1915, Asquith had become convinced that a financial way out of the wheat problem would be too costly for the government to bear. With price controls and rationing politically unfeasible, the only option remaining after the failure of the Allied naval attack on March 18 was to send troops to Gallipoli. As per usual, Keynes is the root of all evil.
Why aren't we down more? Does the market really trust Donny?
what if instead of shorting oil, the treasury just went long with short-dated far OTM calls, had trump bomb some oil facilities to drive up the price, and make trillions and pay off the debt?
i love you babe, with all my heart. i'm sorry about the teasing i can't control everything. i want to be near to you, good to you.
>>62024747babe, is everything ok?
>>62024765Who would have thought, the clown markets is the collective amalgamation of NPCs!
>>62024747I will make it a thing
>>62024766They are already doing this but pocketing the money instead of paying off debt
Fresh HGRAF news out of ASX this morning. They are now supplying graphene to Spark Technologies for new corrosion resistant coatings. Who is Spark working with? Spark has partnered with Dulux, Saudi Aramco and BHP Mitsubishi Alliance to bring this to market. This leads straight to a delivery contract.https://x.com/i/status/2036207665907728705https://x.com/i/status/1859097970068910530
I'm infatuated with the image I have of you in my head babe, with at least 38% of my heart. i'm sorry about the tranny niggers i can't control my urges. i want to be near to you, schizo to you.
I hadn’t seen my friend in years once and called him babe accidentally upon meeting. I don’t even call my gf babe
>>62024743my analysis of bitcoin and SPY price movement, and reaction to newsoverall the market is "middle". it's not in a bottom or a top. it responds to bad news, but also good news. bottom is when it stops dropping on bad news, and top is when it stops rising on good newsWe are still clearly going down, and probably headed toward a bottom, but we're not there yet. That is bearishoverall, I feel good about the market being in a "middle" range right now. confirms my thesis that we are trending down and bearish, but not there yet. And means the market was healthier than I thought which is good news
oh baby
>>62024778=Dfeelings are contagious and did you guys really think you all vibrated at high enough frequency to change ME? no my babes.
>>62024773umm...No
>>62024760I hate Keynesian economics like you wouldn’t believe
>>62024779So you're saying that markets could go up or down in response to new information/news?
TOTAL BABE POSTING DEATH
>>62024789how do I get a babe like him?
>>62024789that's a man
>>62024742No. But I am local badman.>>62024765Don't wish it, will it, want it. My porties already sustained enough damage as it is.
>>62024776Fyi, that anti-corrosive coatings market is $25 billion. HGRAF/Sparc will take most of it. Their product has a 60% improvement over current top end products in salt-spay testing and marine environments.https://www.graphene-info.com/sparc-announces-significant-anticorrosion-improvement-graphene-enhanced
>>62024765They are coping for any damage control like today from the big don.But not sure how many more deal anouncements he can give in hope to control the market.Eventually oil will run out and reality will kick in.
>futures IM DONE IM FUCKING DONE FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK YOU TRUMP, I THOUGHT YOU FIXED THE MARKET. WHY OIL IS PUMPING AGAIN?????? I THOUGHT BESSENT FIXED THE OIL MARKET. I WENT LONG ON SPY BEFORE CLOSE WITH A HIGH LEVERAGE THINKING WE WERE BACK. IM DONE IM DONE I WILL QUIT ITS OVER FOR ME
>>62024743Level 5 Female Dwarf Barbarian>>62024786Treasury is not the fed you fucking nigger.
>>62024817what could have possibly made you think everything was good at market close? he gave such vague statements with no actual info when pressed about the negotiations that it was obviously just a 1-day market manipulation tweet.
>>62024788>So you're saying that markets could go up or down in response to new information/news?no, I'm saying they are doing thatthis means it's not at the top or the bottomAt the top, the market fails to respond to good newsThis happened to NVDA and MU. Great news, failed to go up.However, bitcoin, and SPY and QQQ do respond to good news stillunfortunately, it's not a bottom, because they still respond pretty badly to bad news.once they stop responding to bad news, that's the bottom. And we are a ways away from that
>>62024809Graphene coatings are already a standard car coating for guys that like excessively polishing their cars and they've apparently dumped a lot of them for ceramic coatings instead.
>>62024839So you're saying that there is an intrinsic "right" price, like a platonic form, that exists somewhere out there in the market ether which human traders merely disover?
>NINTENDO CUTS SWITCH 2 OUTPUT BY OVER 30% ON WEAK HOLIDAY SALESVideo game industry is going to crash this year. Forget Oil, gold, private credit, whatever meme topics, THIS market worth hundreds of billions, possibly trillions, will fuck up the economy.
>>62024848>POLICEMEN SWEAR TO GOD
i not only miss you babe, but i'm sad that for want of avoiding me you're not being yourself. i miss your light and i hate that i'm the reason it's not shining. that really kills me. love you dear, get used to being a star because that is what you are.
>>62024773>>62024786Does this mean Trump is gonna issue gold backed treasuries and mark gold reserves to market?
The most annoying thing about the AI wave to me is that it just shows how counter technology is to our lives. If something can automate my tasks, it should be celebrated. If portions of the population no longer have to work, it shouldn’t mean we’re headed toward mass cullings. Uncle Ted was so right about everything and this latest AI crave proved it hard. I don’t believe we’d sunder threat of massive job losses or AGI wiping out humanity, but top CEOs do and they’ll still press the pedal to the metal. Any sane society would be celebrating this automation. >>62024743This is my wife btw.
Trump will declare "victory" in the next few weeks and leave, US will allow Iran to have their missiles and have the capacity to make a nuclear weapon
>>62024854What a complete waste lol
>>62024847Are you kidding? Yes, there is. It is not observable though but latent.
>>62024854Can't really trust anything they say now when that so called 48 hours ultimatum was a nothingburger
>>62024847>So you're saying that there is an intrinsic "right" price, like a platonic form, that exists somewhere out there in the market ether which human traders merely disover?no, just that tops are when markets don't react to good newsfor example, with NVDA I would call that irrational. NVDA posted great results, but the price did not go up. That's sentiment, not logic. The market isn't finding a "right" price, it's ignoring it.And that tells you what the top issame for bottom, but reversed. the market, or a stock, stops responding to bad newsRight now, we are some where in the middle. Considering the market is trending down, that means the market will continue going down, since we are not at the bottom.
>>62024854US officials aren't Trump and he gets the final say
TACO Monday int TACO TuesdayBELIEVE IT>*Naruto pose*
>>62024860>48 hours ultimatum was a nothingburgerit was only delayed, after Friday afternoon btfo of powerplants is back on the menu.
>>62024854>Trump will declare "victory" in the next few weeks and leave, US will allow Iran to have their missiles and have the capacity to make a nuclear weapon>>62024856>What a complete waste lolI agree it's a waste if it accomplishes nothinghopefully it means the anti iran countries in the region take this threat more seriouslyotherwise, iran will just put more and more pressure on themand if they just fold, then what? the only country left that wants to hit them would be israel. and us I supposethat means iran just takes over right? damn the sunni arabs are a bunch of punk ass little bitches. I knew that. but it hurts to see it in real timethe saudis are a bunch of spoiled prima donnas. not very good at fighting. sad!
>>62024854Trump can't leave because of the implications
Nothing like trading. Here’s me at my battlestation. What about you?
>>62024863very true babe.
I just want to get back to my ATH from...January
>>62024858And who sets this unobservable discoverable "right" price that the market is moving towards? Is it set by God? By the ayyys?
this is a very very boring thread is the war over now or something
>>62024863The entire reason the US started the war was for regime change and preventing Iran from ever having the capability of having nuclear weapons, now the US says that's impossible meaning the US will lose yet another war
Futas red
>>62024883War is the new normal now get with it chuddy
>>62024890And I can't trade because I will be given trade restrictions. Damn
>>62024890Western media reporting that Israel attacked energy facilities in Isfahan and Khorramshahr and that Khorramshahr is without power
>>62024883it's a boring war
I'm going to sleep if things don't pick up around here, thought you all would want to talk get rich strategy from the war
>>62024869>it's a waste if it accomplishes nothingTheir military is decimated, they will quite literally never recover from this. They were tanking their economy just to keep funding Hamas with missiles but given how few and far between most launches have been recently they’re almost out themselves with nothing to show for it.
>>62024884Ok? What I said is factually correct. I assume Trump's narcissism won't allow him to back out gracefully.
>>62024882The market, obviously? Are you retarded? This is estimation theory 101.
>>62024898ok goodnight babe. one way to make money is to buy sasol, the higher energy prices makes coal gasification economical again, it has the double upside of being distressed to begin with. recovery story mixed with market catalyst and a currency tailwind if the dollar keeps dropping.
>>62024900They will recover but it will take decades, but the attacks will galvanize the population and they will come together, the US will have failed its objectives, regime change and denuclearisation, meaning they have lost yet ANOTHER war in the Middle East, 0/3
>>62024854I told ya'll the mother of all tacos is coming. It was all about killing those schoolgirls from the very start.
thoughts on Valero VLOi have to figure out the right 6x playi NEED 300k
>https://fortune.com/2026/03/23/us-government-insolvent-fiscal-crisis-fix/>USA is insolventI wish this was true and we get the greatest financial crisis ever upon the entire Earth kek
>>62024904Trump cares about the markets more than anything which is why he makes military decisions around the trading hours of the NYSE, the markets are going to force Trump to withdraw soon, his administration did make a cool $800 million by making trades just before his post extending the deadline
>>62024905The market sets a set point toward which it is aiming but can't actually see and doesn't actually exist yet which moves based on incoming information but only to a certain extent and this is definitely not a load of romantic magischizo realist nonsense which you have cooked up in your head because you didn't read Soros and don't understand reflexivity?
>futureshttps://youtu.be/c5GDiIRQNBw?si=4my4Yp-MbgE3WvaO
There's no way we don't shit the bed heavily again this week
Dubs and Israel gets nuked
>>62024934>>62024786
>>62024934why are you telling us your medical problems of you and your partner. this isn't the place for it. also that's gross see a Dr
my trading strategy is entirely price dependent and im sick of hearing normies take the news seriously as if it matters. ive began taking pleasure in their lamentations of market rigging
>>62024935Dubs and New Delhi gets nuked with a cobalt salted warhead ground burst for maximum pollution, specifically the Best Buy customer service call center as ground zero.
I solded at the top today and made some profits so idgaf. I'm free from this retarded clownride
>>62024946Damn anon, what are you trying to return?
>>62024934that's one of babe's favorite metaphors...everything reminds me of her...
>>62024925Yes, that’s literally what it does, at least as best as you can regurgitate it for now. If you’d read Alchemy of Finance, you’d agree. There is an unobservable latent state that contains fair price at any given moment, limited by our precision in estimation, efficiency of the market and discerning through the random noise that surrounds the stochastic process that is price movement. This is not hard to understand nor is it some mystical stretch. It’s simply what is happening as the market is in motion. If you weren’t such a scrub you’d see this.
This is Covid all over again and we have Trump in wheel
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=Ke9DSq-rJJQMY GOY'S GOT HIS OWN RINGTONEITS THE ONLY ONE I KNOW ITS THE ONLY ONE I KNOW
I can’t wait until 2028 when the timeline is restored and we get a normal president who doesn’t move the markets.
is longing 3x uso basically free money right now
>>62024955>in motionthis is what you are failing to account for if you are the same anon as original (can be bothered to check).the news changes the theoretical equilibrium, which is always in motion.the theoretical bottom of today is not tomorrows bottom.
>>62024958What the hell does that mean?
What happend 10 mins ago for that weird spike? Another insidertrade?
crazy iran and us + israel all ran out of missiles at the same time
>>62024968I am not the same the anon, and you are a pompous psued. You are embracing hypocrisy here by permitting a theoretical equilibrium while attempting to correct me for me for implying a latent state of an equilibrium price exist, retard. And Soros’ books are trash. git gud faggot
>>62024970don't drive on sunday to save gas
>futes tanking
>>62024977Oh. Thanks.
crazy a bunch of oil tanker crews are essentially being held hostage right now and no one ever mentions it
>>62024982No one cares about a bunch of pajeets. Just the oil everyone hopes will have the minimum amount of feces.
>>62024982Most of them are from south and southeast Asia so they're technically not human so they don't matter
Couple o' hours till bongo goes live.
>>62024962That’s presidents name? Joe Bidenstein
>>62024967yes, but for me only because i sold you those contracts
I'm glad nobody is hitting powerplants. having no electricity is a serious civilian problem and it would be so rude
FAKE AND GAY STATUS?
>>62024994>Biden 2028
>>62024773hanke is a dumbass boomer all you have to do is listen to him repeat the same nonsense over and over again to realize he still gets all his info from kiked MSM sources and thinks its real
>>62025001It's never been gayer and faker. We're going into recession, TACO and all considered
>>62025001artificial man love
>>62025004>GroK idOk elon
something israel just got hit lots of black smoke
>futures
why isn't anyone talking about the lethal airplane crash at la gurdia, is it time to short airlines ?
>>62025025none of the passengers died afaik
>>62024975you are a redditor leaning on names and terms that suggest understanding without actually understanding what you are talking about. many such cases.sad!
looks like iran hit a refinery in texas and no one even cares
we're headed for another Wednesday dump aren't we. fuck this fake ass bullshit
Face it lads - there is no money to be made anymore. Since 2021 we've had US Stocks, Gold/Silver, Gamestop, Quantum computing, AI andf European Defence stocks to make us rich. Now everything is heating up for WW3 and every country is in recession. It's best to sell up and lend governments your money through gilts/bonds. Make the most of any banks savings accounts where you can put in x per month and at the end of the year you might get 5.5/6%.Things are going to get tough for investors.
>>62025025Probably because it wasn't caused by pajeets
to bad oil tanker companies didn't think about making the tankers as submarines strictly for the passing hormuz, someone could have got rich off that
>>62025030You can’t be serious? You’re the one namedropping Soros as an author and contradicting yourself. Read an actual book, nigger. .
>>62025041>Submarine oil tanker>Apu Harpreet accidentally takes it too deep and skims the bottom of the channel>20,000 barrels under the sea.jpgSeems like a bad idea.
I'm thinking donald blumpf thought iranian citizens were going to welcome us btfo of them and cheer on are jets flying over and would start a civil war. if that was what he was banking on than things are seriously not going well
>>62025037The world is too big to fail. Ww3 never ever
Imagine WW2 /smg/>”We got war bonds, bonds, and uhhh more war bonds boss.”>”ROOSEVANTABLACK GIVE ME BACK MY GOLD YOU CRIPPLE FAGGOT.”>”The market keeps getting manipulated by his fireside chats and literal propaganda”>futures
>>62025048If he wanted that then he probably should've started the war before the iranian government killed like 30,000 of the protesters.
>>62024880I am actually at my ATHGod bless Norwegian oil
>>62025041Hormuz sucks for subs.But I could see tankers getting drone proofed in the future.
>>62024809Ibet her feet smell amazing
>>62024743Being a 20yo zoomer sucks huh.
>>62025051It would be an endless debate between retards who read the press and believe the was is over and doomers who don't My family still has newspapers from the war, every other week you read that the war is almost won
>>62025041Just float it out of there, on the bottom of the sea.
>>62025061I still can't believe that retarded lizard thought recreating "second life" was going to be a revolutionary product.
>>62025054The treasury can short USO, Brent, WTI.But it can’t short everything else out there.
what would it 5ake to get this thread more active and interesting? this is a very boring thread
How does it feel to have no foundations and be manipulated? Can't you sense you're living a lie?Is that real world the goyim live in not a bit more meaningful than games of charades?
tel aviv was just hit crazy
>>62025080>tel aviv was just hit>https://www.timesofisrael.com/liveblog_entry/6-people-lightly-wounded-in-iranian-attack-after-impacts-in-tel-aviv/>6 people lightly woundedNothingburger.
>>62025066Hello?
SPY is going to 630 this week.
>futes
>>62025074Its late you should be sleeping to get up for market open
>>62025084Israel mandates bomb shelters with every building which is why their casualty rate is so low, even their train stations are bomb shelters
>>62025090>sleeping to get up for market openwhy can't buy anything ,it's all going to go down
>>62025032The Valero shit was an Iranian snoozer agent. Expect more to come>futures
>>62025101
Kek bears
>>62025105Fucking kek. Posting about moves on wsb really is a curse.
>>62025090I've been up all night. Planning to take a nap around market opening.
We'll be back to red today. Watch the market slip back further into despair.
>there was one (1) post in /smg/ about VCX
>>62025110unfathomably based
the trump Iran talk really did happen
>>62025110how do you ensure the 'nap' doesn't turn into a full blown sleep
>>62025127??
>>62025125hate how accurate this is. Trump must be the worst poker player ever
futes are green.>>62019569>>62020081
>green futasHot.
>>62025132Oh it will. Infact I'm secretly planning for it to be so.
BEARS GOT FUCKED AGAIN FUCKING KEK!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5IwPNKS9IUg
>>62025149gross dude. im definately not doing the same thing, never.
I told the antisemetic oil schizo that I would make an oil baggie general for him to rant about the treasury shorting oil and scott bessett fucking his waifu, and I'd hate to be a liar.>>62025160>>62025160>>62025160>>62025160>>62025160
>>62025061the amount of 30+ year old so called professionals speaking in twitch/tok slang is aggravating to say the leastjust put the recession in the bag bro
>>62025171depression
news? we are pumping again
>>62025181Armistice to be announced soon.
>>62025181He grabbed Iran and forced them to open up that Hormussy
>>62025171Because they're not professionals, professionals implies they got the job by merit rather than being a black woman or the boss's kid.
The Hormussy is wide open.
>>62025195Warm and cozy
>>62025195NOT JAMAL-SAMA?????!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
>>62025051There'd be a separate bucket shop thread and we'd be cursing Livermore every day
Trump did it again. He single-handedly fixed the largest oil crisis in modern history while so-called "alllies" cowered in fear. Thank you for your attention to this matter!
>>62025194you'd be surprisedI've worked with some of these people for years and they only started talking like this post COVIDmy hypothesis is that wfh, deteriorating economic outlooks, and AI commodifying "intelligence" is creating demand for this pseudo sincere no-nonsense off the cuff garbageit's nothing new I know but it's become really pervasive in "prestige" spaces the past couple of years
>>62024861ai slop
>>62024747dont be like that babe
>>62025211>he doesn't careermog his beta colleagues by lingomaxxing
>>62025086Settle down, okay?
When will reality for the markets set in? Asia and Slovenia have started rationing fuel and Australia is next.
>>62024747Babe, I just set the house on fire and made it look like an electrical accident to the insurance auditors to collect that sweet insurance money to make up for my horrible stock losses. We are so back babe!
remember that guy who used to spam literal shit on the boards every night for months if not years
>>62025219No problem here in the states
>>62024760Wow sounds like future contracts manipulated the country into war. It's almost like the real world of the goyim keeps getting manipulated by some outside force
>>62024900Is this the latest cope? The country backed by the factory of the world will struggle to recover and they have nothing when bombings haven't subsided from their side since the start of the war? I understand Americans think everything can be done in paper, but you can't print a war victory or tweet a war win, that's exclusive for paper market manipulation.
>>62024789I seriously can't tell if this is a girl or a troon...
>>62025230how to invest in war victory derivatives?
>>62025219>Ace of diamonds is two girlsBased>6 of hearts suspiciously looks like a pegging scene Not based
>>62024743God the size of her tits.
>>62025232Silver minors
I spent 300 euros to sign up to watch the IWAHLM-17 symposium for alpha on RNWF/AMFN. I'm listening to a Chinese professor with bad English give a talk on the the state of the nuclear fusion field.
>bonds are exploding againI thought orange nigger fixed this shit, what's going on?
>>62025254they're preparing my exit liquidity for when I will sell my bonds to buy the dip
Guys do you think it's a good moment to: BUY/HOLD/SELL NatGas companies? I feel like it's gonna pump after Qatar production wreckage.
>>62025125Is there any ayathola alive? I read the president of the parliament will rule the country now.
>>6202525440 trillion debt, Weimar marches on
How fucking stupid is this market? They believe everything troomp says without question.
>>62025267kek oil baggie
>>62025269Everything will mega dooomp today and oil will skyrocket
is it time to all in soxs
Robinhood!
>>62025267Maybe the problem is you.
>>62025272news?
>>62025267Never underestimate the power of positive thought
Friday after market is going to be something else, and I'm not going to sit on any burger stocks by then.
taco friday, any predictions
>>62025285stop being so dramatic, there will be a TACO if that happens
>>62025287>The day the marines arrive at the strait Trump orders them to pull backSurely not even he would approve of such a wasted sortie. If they are arriving there then they have to do something even if that is eating a shasneed to the hull.
>>62025267why would anyone even want to play in this casino? entry level to all games is way to high with a drunk pit boss changing the outcome
>>62025289The USS Tripoli is a helicopter assault ship, basically a mini aircraft carrier, its not supposed to dump marines on a beach like its 1944It will never even get in range of the shasneeds. As far as I know there are very few Iranian troops occupying Kharg so it will be a piece of cake for marines to take it.
why don't they just fly the dam oil out of the ME? who needs boats really ?use cargo planes problems solved
>>62025256>>62025262Realistically, do I need to worry about the bond market going crazy?
>>62024841Who cares about a bunch of boomers applying car coatings, that's small time shit. This is for heavy industry, shipping, etc. Think marine coatings for oil tankers.
has iran really taken over Iraq? that seems like a big deal
>>62024869>accomplishes nothing*few* people were killed and there are few more years in the new Iranian jokers saga>we’re in the flashback RIGHT NOW
All The Lollipop Chicken Got Thrown In The Trash!!!!!!
>yields
>>62025250>the state of the nuclear fusion fieldHas been the same since 1950:"the first commercially viable fusion reactor with sustained operation and positive energy balance is at least ten years away!
COME ON BIBI BOMB SOME ORPHANS
I think the whole peace through strength strategy has possibly failed.
>>62025232you could filter the stocks that made the largest jump yesterday, on the hope Trump does a TACO, they will be the biggest gainers in case of victory, then bet on them with options
>>62025267just think of it as playing red light green light
>>62025321
jews don't want silver above $70
Oil is about to gigapump soon.
>>62025327up to $100 maybe
>>62025327>>62025328
>>62025330Very natural looking chart, nothing to notice here
its over
Im still so mad about gold miners getting heemed. How was this not written anywhere? How was there no footnote saying'Oh yeah, if War in Iran kicks off, gold will go down and gold miners will get heemed 30-50%'Not the stupid over-inflated tech stocksNot anything to do with anything other than gold and mining. Just fuck this industry in particular.Safe haven my ass
>>62025342Have you tried asking for a refund?
>>62025348
>>62025342Kill yourself dumb fuck. Fresnillo was trading at 100 P/E and you complain "there was no sign?"
I checked the news this morning and Trump's statements were predictably bullshit. What's shocking is that it wasn't a misunderstanding with Iran or even a twisting of the truth. It was just completely made up, a total barefaced lie. Even Iran called him out on it saying he said it to manipulate the oil market. What does he hope to achieve by doing this? It only bought a couple days before the price goes back up
Ok, it doesn't matter who wins.
>>62025359and when the price goes back up he'll make up another lieand people will fall for it againI'm pretty sure he's making money off of this anyways. As for gas prices? He doesn't care.
>>62025359Buying time in hopes that the marines will be able to stabilize the situation or open up the strait if I had to guess. If he manages to hold the price down until they actually open the strait then it would look very good. Though it is pretty unlikely that securing the strait will be quick or even possible.
>>62025333It kind of reminds me of that time when the swiss franc was intervened and pegged to be worth 1.2 euros in FX in 2015, the moment the peg was not able to sustain, the price the value of the swiss franc went ballistic from 1.2 to 0.8. Everything a government touches turns to shit.
>futures are fucking flat!
so did murica stop bombing iran or was it a bluff?
>>62025359Every time Trump tacos, he makes 9 figures through a third party going long or short on his behalf.
>>62024776You have been spamming hgraf for months I have no idea what it is, don't care what it is, and hope you lose every penny you have on it.
>>62025381nopebibi shelled power plants the entire night
>>62025381Israel and Iran are missiling each other now.
>>62025359Barron gets rich with insider trading
TRUMP JUST SAID THE WAR IS OVER ON TWITTER INDICES UP 2.3%!!!
>>62025398
crab day?
>>62025408open green close red day
>>62025408No Trump will come out strongly hawkish today and markets dumpThen he will schizo post a vague 180 change and markets pump briefly before slow bleed resumes.
>>62025408a crab day when WW3 is starting?
LMFAO @ Oil Baggots!
>>62025412We have a thread for that>>62025160>>62025160>>62025160>>62025160>>62025160
>Silver and Oil green right nowStinks. Positively reeks of something.
>>62025389Supposedly he sent a warning to Isreal before he posted so it could have been anyone in that chain of communication
sooooo can trump pull the same trick again after this last one? something has to change now right
Da futures are coming da futures are coming!>>62025416Thanks fren, see you there! :3
What's the implied open for SPY atm?
>>62025422how many times do you think he can bluff a green day before shit just breaks down? I give him 2 more weeks
>>62025428the longer the bluff, the more coiled the spring is.... reality isn't changing
So what's going to happen with the outflows from Gulf State sovereign wealth funds? The nature of the oil trade is money coming in that has to be quickly shovelled out.I see 3 problems:1. AI and other frontier tech investments are in serious trouble as a lot of their money has been driven by sovereign wealth funds which is going to start drying up as priorities shift.2. Real estate is going to get heemed as portfolios are consolidated.3. Mega projects are doomed, the cash is promised but not committed - that includes stuff like Egypt's Nile Delta city. I expect in general states like Egypt and Pakistan are in deep trouble without a sugar daddy.Although if it starts going on for longer there's also the question of who is going to buy government debts.
>>62025429better get your swing trades in before the big shortI'm going all in on 630 puts
>>620254276,600 then rallies to 6,666 before dumping on yo ass
>trump makes up a bearish lie>my bags dump>trump makes up a bullish lie>my bags don't fucking pumpI have been beclowned
>>62025450
AAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHOIL BEARS WE GOT TOO COCKY
Hehehe. They've already started.Drill it baby.
Are we ever going to get a SOXL mega sale again like we did during April of last year?
OIL IS PUMPING AGAINI WANT OF MR TRUMPS WILD RIDE NOWAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHH
>>62025468Why is there a seemingly endless supply of faggots who are always surprised by the fact that Trump lies?
>>62025480Millions of people thought he was the man to lead America. Go figure.
>>62025433>has to be quickly shovelledno it doesn't babe. they'll eat a bit of inflation and a little bit of what you say might be true, but i don't think enough to worry about. but you're right this will hit investment flows and have ripple effects.there's too much good going on though, that will outweigh this by a lot as far as markets go. thoughtful as always babe, but way too pessimistic.
>>62025480Don't ask me, by judging by the pumping market reactions whenever he posts on LieSocial, there's a seemingly endless supply of faggots that slurp his lies like good sperm
>Oil is so back>Oil is so over>War on>War offWe're just pawns aren't we? Nothing we do matters at all. The conflict is fake and gay but the misery and killings are very real. The war is not meant to be won, it is meant to be continuous.
KEK OIL BAGGIES
He's going to start blowing power plants isn't he
>>62024743Would
>>62025501Whatever happens, he's certainly going to blow my portfolio.
>>62025493The bombings will continue until morale improves.
>>62025127is the Iran negations going on in the room with you right now?
>>62025087THANK GOD WE CAN GET THE REAL NEWS FROM URGENT_RUSSIATV
>>62025493When Epstein said the famous line, he wasn't just joking anon...
>>62024854>US officialsThat could be a fucking teller at the DMV for all we know.
WTFWT???
>>62025503so why you still holding?
>>62025512now what
>>62025512you fell for it again, kek baggie
WTFWasn'tT???
if you bought calls at close yesterday, you voted for this
How come my defence and military funds aren’t skyrocketing? I thought war was good for the defence industry. Does it need to be war with high oil prices?
> futures
>>62025524this war is different. the market was pricing in no one ever being stupid enough to fuck with iran but now the future has changed
I'm a retardWtf is going on with the S&P500? I've got half my life savings in it, and the other half in Treasury bonds. Is trump destroying the economy? Wtf, everyone told me investing in the s&p500 was really safe and averages 10% growth every year over long term
>>62025428this isnt how markets work fren>>62025435dont do it. you are goin brokie lil baggie
Yeah, yeahYeah, yeahYeah, yeah, yeah 7 AM, waking up in the White HouseGotta tweet something, make the markets moveGot my phone, got my Truth, got my coffee tooGonna post about the Dow, watch it hit the moon Gotta get my numbers up, gotta make 'em flyTariffs working overtime, economy's on fireSee the futures green, NASDAQ looking fineHitting record highs, baby, this is prime time It's Tuesday, TuesdayGotta get down on TuesdayEverybody's looking forward to the tweetTuesday, Tuesday TUESDAY! Pushing 50K, Dow's about to break itS&P exploding, 401Ks are sacredFake news saying dip, but that's just peanutsWe gonna double it, watch the haters retreat Cruising in the Oval, posting from the desk"Stock market's booming, better than the rest!"MAGA's in the comments, cheering all the wayChina's paying tariffs, what a beautiful day
>>62025538try asking on reddit
>>62025538>long termThere's your answer. Sometimes it can go down for decades first.
>>62025543Fuck off, shill
>>62025524>How come my defence and military funds aren’t skyrocketing?Look at their performance since 2022. Valuations are high, the money has already been made.
Several fives and the market thrives or whatever I don't even care anymore. I just ain't got this fight in me no more smiggers. I'm tired. This isn't a game for old smiggers like me.
>>62025528>>62025549So I was too late? ;<( And now Global Index funds are fucked too. Wtf am I even supposed to invest my money in then? Just wait for the war to end and then maybe invest in defence funds if they’ve dipped like 10%?
OH FUCK ITS HAPPENING LOOK AT OIL CUMPUTER
>>62025555your apathy, checkedgreen for oil, red for everything else
>>62025558>Wtf am I even supposed to invest my money in then?Usually it would be gold but this isn't usually.
>>62025558They've been disgustingly overbought because everyone thought the AI bubble would pop and cause a resession. You don't buy these stocks for gainns, you buy them to not lose money. But like everything else they've been pumped beyond reason and probably sell off.
>Ares Limits Withdrawals From $10.7B Private Credit Fund - FT
>>62025570It's looking like there's no escape for most in this one. Even cash baggies are going to get fucked with inflation. Perfect storm.
>>62025572no biggie, that money will move on-chain eventually
>>62024743Low centre of gravity plus massive weight should never be underestimated.
>>62025572how many is that now?they're all falling apart
>>62025567>>62025570>>62025573So this is it then? I should stop trying to find things to invest in and instead research which type of earthworm provides the most amount of nutrients?
>>62025578>research which type of earthworm provides the most amount of nutrients?If you haven't done that already you're probably too late. ;-)
>>62025572how is this still making headlines? private credit always had these limits they're in the fucking prospectus lolironically these headlines will accelerate the blowup when redemptions pile on and they sell their best and baggies are left with steaming heaps of turd
>>62025578all in on garden power tools, fertiliser and seeds
>>62025581a sinking tide reveals all bottomwear (or something like that)
>>62025561>OIL CUMPUTERI remember when idiots bought this lmao
>>62025578>Worm baggies>Oil baggiesBAKER WHERE'S THE FUCKING FRESH BREAD???MY KIDS ARE STARVING OVA HEYAH!
Is today the day to pick up some MOS/NTR
if you don't go all in on calls today, then you ain't black
>MFW Futures & Oil ComputerOnce more unto the breach dear smiggers. Does thoueth wish to live forever?
tehran just got hit
i'm actually amazed at my ability to sell at the bottom and buy at the topsome people are just meant to stay poor forever i guess
>>62025627Lmao buy&hold fag. Know your limitations like myself and only sell when you need the money.
>>62025625SOURCE>>>>????
>>62025625Again? Why is this news?>>62025627See you in Wendy's.
This shits gay af
>>62025627This is why 99.9% of people on here should be bogleheads. Set a recurring buy of some index funds and just chill. I still come here for fun, but the majority of moves I’ve made based on /smg/ have lost money.
>>62025634yup newsmax>>62025636>Why is this newsgot any better news?
PISS
>>62025634Your inability to find news is disturbing.
>>62025627just do the opposite of what you were doing before ez money
>>62025645checked and trvke
>>62025646Why does it have to be index funds or options? Why is no-one interested in the middle ground of stock picking?
just crash already
>>62025660this honestly is was inevitable before the war and now it's just peak clown pico top
>>62025578>I should stop trying to find things to invest inDo your research and build a watchlist of stocks you think will go up after the war / after the recession / after the government debt crisis ... and continue watching them go down, save your cash until the direction shifts and buy them on the way up.
>>62025660You need to summon kek for a crash, like thisDEVIL TRIPSAND THE MARKETDEVIL DIPS
>>62025666>after the warThat's the problem.
>>62025666>just watch and buy the bottom bro
>>62025668So close.
what's for taco tuesday today?
>>62025675Yet so far.
>>62025676The Donald gave you one small pump yesterday, say "thank you" and don't ask for this to repeat every day.
>>62025660it wont
>>62025672So just short on the way down? Am I missing something?
FRESH BREAD>>62025679>>62025679>>62025679>>62025679NEW BAKED
>>62025688Truth social fuck you candles.
>>62025657I’m not saying that, regular people definitely shouldn’t be using options and I don’t think they should even be picking stocks (I don’t take my own advice though).
>>62025688yes that's one thing you can do, if you know what you're doing
