Red flag edition>Educational sites:https://www.investopedia.comhttps://www.khanacademy.org/economics-finance-domain>Financial TV Streams:https://www.newslive.com/american/cnbc.htmlhttps://www.livestreamy.net/bloomberg/>Charts:https://www.tradingview.comhttps://www.finscreener.comhttps://www.portfoliovisualizer.com>Screeners: so you feel like in the movieshttps://finviz.com/https://etfdb.com/>Gambling:https://www.optionsplaybook.com/options-introduction/https://www.optionsprofitcalculator.comhttps://optionstrat.com/https://www.optionistics.com/quotes/option-prices>Pre-Market and Live data:https://www.investing.com/indices/indices-futureshttps://finance.yahoo.com/>Calendarshttps://www.marketwatch.com/economy-politics/calendarhttps://www.earningswhispers.com/calendarhttps://www.cmegroup.com/trading/interest-rates/countdown-to-fomc.htmlhttps://www.mortgagenewsdaily.com/data/building-permits>Boomer Investing 101: so zoomers with meme stocks can outperform youhttps://www.bogleheads.org/wiki/Getting_startedhttps://www.sec.gov/search-filings>Misc smg:https://www.financialjuice.com/homehttps://finance.yahoo.com/trending-tickershttps://market24hclock.com/https://www.dividendchannel.com/drip-returns-calculatorhttps://brokerchooser.com/https://www.chathamfinancial.com/technology/us-market-rates>NEW THREAD: Copy-paste the following when making a new thread:https://pastebin.com/GfB48W5G (embed)In the previous episode:>>62039936
> nows
FLY YOU FIG MA BALLS
So, are we hitting 100$ WTI?
hello fellow r/bizzers is trump going to be mean all weekend until market opens on monday and he TACOs ?
TACOMAN TAKE ME TO THE MUMU LAND
Was it worth it being a Bibi vassal?
>>62040591She didn't fly so well
Looking like a Sub-Saharan Friday.
I'm still short 500 shares of RDDT @ 260
I don't like sitting on so much cash but what is there to buy? High probability of stonks going further down because the iran situation could easily escalate. Oil is just pure manipulation. Crypto and shiny rocks were always retarded. Bonds likely to dump because yield will rise.
>>62040597that would imply there's resistance at 100
>>62040591I'm convinced she did this on purpose.
>>62040615DOE shorting with the SPR is enough
>>62040613you should have bought KODK I tried to tell everyonelook at the chart, I mentioned it before earnings
>>62040591https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ppnkgF_PQiI
I'm going to sell.
>>62040591Kek
>WTI 98Why are you not positioning yourself for the most obvious lie that will be yet again posted on LieSocial 10 minutes before the close?
>>62040635Boy has already cried peace one to many times
Why is uco, the more levered of the oil funds, simply not eating uso?
>>62040586FUCK YOU ORANGE MIGGER
>>62040627I trimded my shorts
>>62040635That system failed last night, we are on our own now
>>62040613Same boat. I slurped a little BAE today to add to my long term bag because it's down hard on the week but I'm not convinced we are anywhere near the bottom yet.
>Canada green while the rest of the world is redThe petrodollar of the future is a fucking leaf dollar
>>62040633In the future wars will be fought solely via memes
I don't think I can handle another week of this.Genuinely thinking about selling it all except SPY and holding cash until orange nigger finally fucks off. I just know the moment I do everything will pump green come Monday morning.
>>62040635The lies have less and less impact. Not worth the risk.
STOP THE COUNT
>>62040591She looks a lot like a girl I went to uni with, and this is the kind of thing she'd do, but it's a different fee-male.
>>62040641Chop. Loss.What. Happens. When. The. Forest. Starts. Speaking. Farsi. ?
OIL FINNA DUMP FR FRDOUBLE TOPPED OUT YO
>>62040586Damn my pussy needs sex
>>62040651>orange nigger finally fucks offIt's either JD or Trump again in 2028 and I will vote for itGonna be a tough couple of years for you tranny
>>62040648Other then maybe Norway, Canada is the most economically and politically insulated from this mess. They would be in a better position if they hadn't cucked their raw resources export ability
>>62040633Unironically Shitran won the communication war, much like Ukraine did soon in 2022. Don't ask me how these desert dwellers managed to pull it off, but it's a fact that they did.
>>62040651You are living in a simulation. You are right that it will pump when you sell but as long as you hold it they will keep bleeding it. Everything is based around in this world.
>>62040633I don't care what side you're on you have to admit that image is kino
pump dat brent yeeehhaaaww
>>62040668It was easy since US admin decided to tell the dumbest lies about the war similar to Russia and also everyone in the west hated isreal already because of Gaza
>>62040648Its because Canada index is like 40% one oil company or something retarded like that
>>62040664Enjoy the regime change you pro Israel kike. Miggers have to be the dumbest motherfuckers on the planet.
>>62040668most people have never seen an iran propaganda video babe. you kind of need to search them out. you have to realize your perspective is not the same as the rest of the world. what's with the animal eye pictures? guessing that's a pig's eye, because of the eyelashes. do you live on a farm?
should I buy oil while it's sub 100 for Monday?
>Pulsar Helium IncOOOOoooooo, domestic US helium production is gonna print
>>62040648My chinese ETF is up 0.8% today.
>>62040680No since the DOE will just shit on you .Long producers
>>62040668Disagree but noted
>>62040682Is that with or without coupon code redemption?
>>62040681>Headquarters: White Rock, Canadadomestic?
If we go any lower, we will be swallowed by the beast lurking below. We need to get out of this.
>>62040680Top signal
>>62040687It's an ETF, not bond, there are no coupons.
>>62040691i'm so lonely i'd let anyone swallow me, even the beast lurking below
>>62040687oh you meant it as a joke, sorry I'm autistic
starting to think Tech is oversold, unless you really think its an AI bubble bursting
>>62040690Their claim is in the US.
>>62040697ask your dad if he will?
>Markets aren't even 1% down>All this doomingI pity the Chinese state official overseeing this project you can get a bullet in the head for a catastrophic psyop failure like this there
PBR
>>62040690Zion don is gonna have to drop all the trade barriers for Canada if he wants to continue this war
scamwicks back on oil
>>62040705tech is just flashing recession indicator right nowwe may crab for months or years who knows but I wouldn't go around buying right now
Come on zion nigger just post that the strait is open or something.
>tfw mixed the last of creme caramel vape juice (lush) with the last of my fake elf bar banana ice vape juice (not so lush) to empty the bottles out into one and now I've just got a larger volume of not so great juiceReally is one of those weeks isn't it.Shnarf shnarf.
>>62040705it very much is babe. but it will go down for as long as this conflict goes on unfortunately.
>18 hours since last Truth
>>62040633I must admit, the aura is real with these niggas.
>>62040705it is unless it's overexposed to an oil shock
I regret voting for trump, I was just a retard on the internet who got propagandized, I don’t even interact with gays, trannies, illegals or blacks
eternal doom and misfortune on all shartmericans
>>62040723>>62040719He's brewing the MOTHER of market manipulation so Barron gets richer than Musk. Get ready for funny shit 10 minutes before the close.
>>62040707nah he stopped doing that once i started growing hair
Blumpf...Jerome-sama...anyone.... somebody do something
donnie just busy fucking child prostitutesno manipulation today
>>62040728many such cases!
>>62040735as is tradition. shalom.
>Think I'm going to be clever and take my profits on oil because even if it pumps after I sell I can get into silver/gold who'll dump>They just pump along with oil nowWHAT THE FUUUUUUUUCK
loaded up on comfy puts for the weekend
>>62040728You are from Reddit.I regret voting for trump because now I’m poor and they are still putting troons in my video games.
OIL FINNA DUMP Y'ALLL
>it finally brokeUH OH STINKY
>>62040724not really, his military garb looks like some shit off the rack at walmart
>>62040731He'll be busy finalising the big order for tonight so he can enjoy it watching the game (invasion) on the situation room live streams.
kek oil baggies
>>62040753grown ass man playing video games
>>62040759Cope. Anything else?
MAKE THE TWEET ORANGE NIGGER
>>62040763I wish.I haven’t played in a long time, on account of the trannys ya understand, as I was telling ya.
I'm a bear and I bought, this is the top.
Pic related in an interview with Warren Buffett during the very bottom of the 2008 crash.We are likely headed to a similar sized crash. Look out for people in the media asking seriously if the whole stock market is a Ponzi.>https://www.cnbc.com/2009/03/09/transcript-video-ask-warren-buffett-on-cnbcs-squawk-box-part-4.html
>>62040664Jeet or jew, grim
>>62040765thats really it. he looks like hes wearing a halloween costume and is about as scary as someone wearing a halloween costume
I think a quick 6 month recession might be a nice time to buy a car
There's no way the markets are still pricing or responding to his tweets. What could he say at this point they still seem to be escalating
T-minus 3 hrs 20 min. until boots on the ground
>>62040711
Aw fuck. Here we go again.
>>62040723busy planing the invasion tonight.
>>62040772if you arent buying microsoft today, you are a retard. i dont care about a gay little war and gas prices in some shithole countriesretail baggies puked their microsoft positions because gamersnexus convinced them microsoft is microslopwhich it is but come on now, youve got a first break of the weekly 200. the market is going to be green on monday for sure, to every bobos dismay
Bottom is inNow is a great time to buy!Signed, BIztrodamus.
>>62040788For what....exactly....
Maybe next time Trump should start a war when the market is at the bottom like in 2003, not at the top.
Trannies in the mar a lago woman's bathroom, trannies eating in the mar a lago courtyard dining area and taking pictures with zion don, why are maga cvcks always projecting
>>62040784>orange migger >planning LMAO
>>62040788you said that yesterday too
>>62040772Was that before or after they discovered Bernie madoffs massive Ponzi scheme? I can't remember.
>>62040793do you think dumrpf has fucked a tranny
>>62040777If you'd be kind enough to do that through the Auto trader site that'd be swell.
spx would be like 7200 if you retards elected kamala
>>62040790problem is, he's legitimately retarded
>>62040778has anything been said today?
>>62040777I'm looking forward to the huge glut of v8s for pennies soon.
>SPY
WTI to 100
>>62040794his handlers have to keep him involved so he feels like he is doing it.
bussy ran out of margin....
>>62040798Depends, do you consider loomer a tranny
>>62040774Straight of Hormuz status?
>>62040800dei was already proven to be destroying corpo profitabilitymore niggers makes america worsethe right candidate won the election
>>62040797apparently 3 days before Madoff pleaded guilty
Everything is so fuckedexcept SCHD, my beloved
$XLE still going bullish, 65$ at this rate
>>62040811bussin
>>62040797But it seems they already knew about it being that by then
>>62040813braindead tariff policy did 100x the damage DEI would ever do
>>62040811thats a problem for the gooks and europoorswe dont care
>>62040823then why did the dow hit 50000 afterill wait for your cope
>>62040813You mean the one that brags about the lowest black unemployment while using tariffs to cause mass layoffs of the remaining white workforce so he can replace them with mass migration from India, like he's doing in Texas, maga cvck
scott bussynt POV in 2 hours
>>62040802No but he's probably going to later like he's always been when markets close on friday
>>62040782Finally.
>>62040831dei was proven to be lowering corpo profitability. tariffs were passed on to the consumer. again, niggers are trash
>>62040772>>62040822Why are people named Becky such fucking retards? >"Like? But isn't like? The stock market a Ponzi Scheme?"Buffett shouldnt even be entertaining such retards.
>>62040828>dow 50k!!are you pam bondi? bro you can draw a straight line between the cratering us economy and every single one of trumps policies
GETTING RICH OFF HGRAF BABYYYYYYYY
>>62040837I like the name Rebecca. Has something sexy. But it's hebrew. Like Sarah, but Sarah isn't as great.
>first dealing with the biden's migrants>now dealing with orange turd destroying my portfoliowhy cant we have nice things? why these lunatics are always hurting average good people like me?
>>62040836Dei is still here you just pretend it went away, it's like trannies you either ignore them till election years or flat out pander to them like the orange nigger did by endorsing castration for kids
>>62040840someone else drew them for you and brainwashed you to believe in themturmp is in with all the big corpos. you would think they wouldnt have got him elected if this was going to be the outcome. use your brain lil panican
That>Just remembered you've got frozen spicy chicken nuggets in the freezerTime of the week
>>62040822Aye. They had their fall guy.
if we all just stick together we can close above $650
>>62040841>HGRAFGODS>GAUZGODS
So tired of you foreign shills larping as maga cvcks defending the orange traitor nigger
>>62040848
I want to like IBKR but the UI is so fucking shit and it's so clunky using the mobile app. The only good thing is there's more functionality, more availability of tickers, and the fx fees are basically nothing.
>>62040857He do be making volatility doe....even if my MU was doing fine before this war...
>>62040777Lil hint for the boys. If you’re buying new, you should do so soon.There won’t be many new units out there to choose from pretty soon.Used will be a buyers Buffett tho.>t. Salesfag
>>62040777They haven't been the same since they gassed those monkeys
>>62040863I'm going to buy a 5 year old Corolla hybrid and keep it for 5 yearsBut I need prices to drop substantially from here. I know Toyotas are resistant to price drops.
>>62040868Again, if you plan on doing anything new, you should buy it this weekend.All I’ll say.
>>62040835>IRGC-ASF commander promises Disproportional ResponseWhat's a disproportional response to two nuclear facilities and a steelworks look like I wonder?
>>62040857fuck off tourist. go backto reddit tranny and be with your people
>>62040872>no new cars>but old cars will get cheaper!average car salesman IQ at work
my thesis of this nigger trying to have an early correction so he can brag about the market going up and winning in Iran by midterms is making more sense day by day.
>>62040878That do make sense doe
>>62040790>your
so, boots on the ground this weekend? or next?
THERE IT IS
kek panicans
>>62040878Its week 3 of the 4-6 week limited strike operation to neuter Iran. You have another 1-3 week of slurps ahead if you if you like buying low.
WTFW-, oh nvm.
>>62040874Go back to the place where you steal content to post here and run multiple tranny psy op subreddits and nigger worshipping propaganda, no thanksI'll stay here and continue to watch you turn this place into it with your faggot generals and cross boarding seethe threads, bitch
>>62040883I believe troops are still on the way, so next weekend.
DENIED
another scamwick
>>62040873Maybe he means it in a nice way. Like it's going to be disproportionately tiny because they want to go easy for the weekend and are in a particularly good mood.
>>62040878Trump isn't that smart. Any reasoning to his actions are just post hoc explanations. He probably thought this was going to be another Venezuela 2 electric boogaloo but it blew up in his face.
>long squeeze>push to 105$>good news out of nowhere >drop to 90$There's still many bullshit he can say that people and algos with actually believe.There's stuff I want to do irl but don't want to miss the dump.
>>62040890get a therapist retard you are extremely mentally ill
>>62040878Not that easy to TACO out of this like tariffs. Also gas prices don't fall very quickly.
the candles suggest there was news (I don't know what) that was just dismissed within minutes
>US SIGNALS TO ALLIES NO IMMEDIATE PLANS FOR IRAN INVASIONmarket doesn't care, getting headline fatigue
>>620408940dte calls pumped doe
>>62040883They just arrived, expect price drops by monday
>>62040884>>62040887
>>62040857He’s good for my SOXL puts so go back commie
>>62040904>>62040891which is it smiggers....
>>62040897The question is: has Trump ever admitted to have taken a huge raping and being wrong?I can't remember it. He always doubles down or pretends like nothing happened.This time he can't really pretend.
>>62040899Inorganic faggot
>>62040902Yeah, a week later qualifies as "not immediate".
>>62040905those scamwicks make that money for daytraders like me
>>62040897I found this one in my funnies folder and you post reminded me of it.
>>62040902Easter it is.
Please god let us get lots of FPV footage of mutts getting blown to bits, Ukraine style.
>>62040910sorry you got so mad but its your own fault, get fucked
>>62040908Trumo baited the IRGC to fill one tiny island with their menHe's going to bomb corgi island and call it a day
>>62040907Projection, your orange nigger can't go a day without performing public fellatio on Putin and russia trying to bring back the ussr
> US SIGNALS TO ALLIES NO IMMEDIATE PLANS FOR IRAN INVASIONHere’s your pump tweet for the day bros. Hope you bought and sold calls on it. Wicked move
>>62040920Cry more, bitch
Hey Nasdick!
>>62040925This isn't a pump tweet though, because it's gone from no boots on the ground to boots on the ground but not just yet
>>62040909admitted? no. He just pisses off and tries to spin his chickening out as some kind of great deal he pulled of like when the Chinese bumfucked him with rear earths.
>>62040878Dunno, I'm leaning towards him thinking that he could kill Iran's leaders to and weaken and change the regime and to be a good Israel lapdog, like he is, but then Iran started to seriously retaliate and now he's stuggling to find a way out. I think that he just wanted to take over Strait by force, but now sees that it probably won't be as easy, so he'll be stalling for now, trying to find a solution.Either way I don't think that this weekend we'll be getting anything more substantial than couple of silly tweets. Just Trump trying to bark with no bite.I'm starting to lean towards the end being a TACO, but Israel will always loom over to not allow for that.
>>62040938>bum fucked>rear earthsheh
>>62040925taking kharg isn't an invasion, just a special military operation to protect iranian oil from iran
>>62040938>rear earthsis this bullish for liquid natural gas?
>Iran fucking with chink vesselsyrah nahthey're done
Is boots on the ground bullish or bearish?
gonna laugh when bobo misses the plunge protection team at 3:30 and makes no money on the green close
There it was
>>62040950Bullish for Telegram
>>62040950Depends upon when and what will be the effect. Until it opens the strait it's bearish, then bullish.
>>62040948Well it doesn't really make sense to let some ships go through.
>>62040909He's skated by his political career on the perception that he is good for the economy and was prevented from doing loads of dumb shit his first term by adults in the room. Now the adults are gone and replaced by sycophants that treat Trump like an endlessly spoiled child that must always be given what he wants and the economy is tanking without a clear external factor to blame (covid in 2020). The more time goes on without things improving the more that his only remaining support will be the people that kill themselves and possibly their whole families too when he is undeniably dead.
>>62040925>*US lies yet againftfy
>>62040950bullish, so no invasion=crash
I'll probably wait some 4 more hours to see if it doomps further and then average down for the first time since this clown shit started.I don't think we'll have hit the bottom yet, not by far, but I have enough cash to catch the falling knife a couple times.
>>62040705there is probably some concern about the supply chain disruption:>rare earths have to be shipped all across the world but the chain begins in the netherlands with ASML>from netherlands to taiwan>from taiwan to the us>from the us to the us data centersmoving all of that requires oil and kerosene, plus LOTS of energy to power everything up. you could say it's not quite oversold, but adjusting to an increase of these costs that at least these 4 ish weeks of war with iran will eventually bite in the ass all kinds of industry. As a cherry on top, a higher borrowing cost than previously expected doesnt help at all
>>62040950It means nothing unless you are invested in oil.
>>62040925The iranian power stations are going up in flames, they had 5 days and failed to surrender.
>>62040972GG no re
>>62040974>failed to surrenderYou mean they won?
>>62040925>US SIGNALS TO ALLIES NO IMMEDIATE PLANS FOR IRAN INVASIONSo tonight then.
>>62040972Lmao. They can't export shit anyway. Their ports are under siege or already destroyed.
I'm seeing a lot of product tankers being fixed for ultra long haul trips from Atlantic refineries to the Far East.Product tankers are not crude tankers. They are not that big. Long haul trips on relatively small ships can push utilization rates to the max, and then hire rates go nuts.Some Atlantic routes are already close to all time highs, but the stocks haven't moved that dramatically yet.I think this could be interesting because:1) wealthy Asian countries are not going to stop importing fuel2) Asian countries are likely to impose more export restrictions to protect themselves soon, so intra-Asia trips will be replaced by long haul Atlantic barrels3) Asian refineries are already operating at the lowest possible levels without shutting down. They want to make their trickle of SPR crude run the distance, but that means a lot less (and inefficient) fuel output.4) If it gets bad enough where refineries in Asia do shut down, they cannot restart easily even if crude starts flowing again.For some countries like Australia there will soon be no alternative as Asian neighbors start banning exports.
>>62040974They got a 10 day extension. Also Israel has been ignoring and bombing power and more since start of the original 5 days
is gold decoupled from equities now?
>>62040972europoors are fucked. good.
>>62040924Long LUKOY>>62040922Persian Gulf to be renamed to American Gulf and it will soon be Trump Island.
>>62040972Russia is not big on gasoline exports, it's more diesel I think.
>>62040982This is because their own oil prices have risen, Ural oil is trading at or above brent crude prices and parts of Russia are currently facing a shortageThe market is in a state of cope about the state of things and government are downplaying how bad things are, next month the shit is going to hit the fan
>>62040991Diesel is included in the ban
>bro just spike it on a low volume 1m candle so all the retail baggies FOMO in then fade the gap>sounds good mr shlomo shekelstein
>>62040983I was scoping out TORM since early 2025 but didn't think they would actually do Iran and I think its too late nowBut, in 2022 TRMD got to 40's so there might be considerable upside left if this keeps up, I know from last year they've been buying ships. It also seems the most swingy tanker stock, Hafnia and Scorpio never seem to pump much for some reason I dont understand
>>62040987It wouldn't surprise me if the next development is Russia offering to sell euvvope fuel. Which Donald will inevitably have a problem with after telling them to secure their own fuel supply (but not that kind of supply).
>>62040786people are delusional and think boomers will switch to linux, windows could rape their wives and they still wouldn't switch
You are now aware that gold is rising as the oil price rises. This was not the case until today, ever since the Iran conflict started.
>>62040825Did you fail ECON 101?
>>62041009The only way burgers can cope about the situation is deluding themselves into thinking none of this will affect them at home.
>>62041007Boomers will let their "smart but shy" boys use troonix and then wonder why they're wearing thigh highs and dresses.
>>62040993There's no good news in Russia these days. They are defeated in every way and just running on fumes now. Even the massive meat waves have been turned now and Ukraine has been on a successful offensive for weeks now. It's all downhill for Russia from here. Will Putin use a nuke is the only question left.
SPY bleeding
>>62041003Hafnia is more conservative, I think they have ships fixed on longer charters so it's less volatile. They also never buy ships and only build newbuildings, so they come very predictably with years of advance warning.Scorpio has a bad reputation for rewarding management more than shareholders. Torm is a player. They ride the market, they buy ships, they sell ships, they have good timing, good management, shareholder friendly. I'd pick Torm any day over the others.Bonus points is that Hafnia might try to buy Torm soon, so that's a nice potential payout.
>>62040983>For some countries like Australia there will soon be no alternative as Asian neighbors start banning exports.This is probably a good thing for us in the long run. Both of our major parties hate renewable energy because they're in bed with mining companies, but soon they'll have no choice but to invest in hydro, solar and wind or the entire country is going to crash.[spoiler]Who am I kidding, they'll just ban civilian car use and raise prices on electricity[/spoiler]
>>62041007>boomers will switch to linuxI've spent the last thirty years trying to explain to my mum when to single click and when to double click on something.She still hasn't figured it out.We haven't really even started the right click module yet.
>>62040985More money printing on deck than you could possibly imagine
>>62041007>>62041016I should sneak in to my grandparent's house and install KDE Neon and see if they notice
>>62041022
>>62040941This. There's no way out of this so he's stalling with half assed meme solutions like threatening to escalate to infrastructure strikes (strait still closed) and now capturing random islands (strait still closed) and eventually expanding ground operations to the mainland (strait still closed). Iran continues to blow as much shit in the Gulf up as possible and oil/NG markets are fucked for years.He'll give up and mission accomplished TACO at some point. Isreal won't care though and the bombs don't stop until Iranians are eating eachother.
Told you niggers >>62039271 BTC and tech are interlinked on the market, if one is up the other will be up, if one is down the other is down
Crude should open and hold above 120 next week. SPX needs a 5% down week for capitulation
I still think it’s super interesting that Murdoch has such a hard on for taking out Donald whenever he thinks he’s weak.It has been very interesting to see the volume of Trump Fud articles he’s trying to run under the radar. Meanwhile commie NBC has basically been his best friend, running any story it can to distract from the war.
>>62041027
I just slurped mag 7 so it will dip harderThank you for your attention to this matter
panicans starting to get tds because the market wont go up lmao
>>62040963It makes even less sense fucking over the one powerful ally you have left
>>62041045if china was really irans ally they would send their military to stop us aggression
>>62041015It is the case with petrol prices to an extent, however they will get inflated as much on every other service and good. Its pretty funny when people say the USA isn't affected by the supply side inflation of oil shocks when the main catalyst for the 2022 inflation was the Russian invasion of Ukraine and the ensuing sanctions.
China will __ ______
If VIX is a measure of how much insurance the market has (premium, demand etc) then wouldnt market makers (or at least hedge funds and traders) prefer for an event to happen when VIX is low? That is, nothing ever happens at high VIX - as long as demand isnt rising or dropping sharply, we can be greedy
>>62041054Grow larger
>>62041054suck bigdicks
>>62041054do nothing.
Who cares about oil, gold could be above $6000 by the end of the year.
>>62041054do nothing
>>62041047China has eyes on a much bigger prize. Sitting back while America makes fuckup after fuckup is free real estate in their quest to become global superpower. Iran is formalising yuan toll payment now which takes it outside swift and stops America being able to sanction.America is just throwing away a century of hard earned power here.
>>62041054Have to reduce their manufacturing output
>>62041055small traders would, big money would not because they would not be correctly hedged for itlearn about what expected moves are
>>62041039Listen you fucking moron. He’s a disaster. Only the most handicapped idiots are still sticking with him. The polls are probably sugar coating it at this stage.
>>62041045Commodities are fungible, if they give enough concessions the strait is effectively open and Trump can just do what he wants (walk away). Keeping the strait closed is how Iran gets what it wants, which is to keep Trump engaged.They are letting very few ships through (not counting the ones carrying cargo to/from Iran) just for PR reasons. They let 3 Indian-flagged ships through for example but there are many more stuck in the gulf, including government owned ships, and none are being let through.China is better prepared than any other country for this scenario, they have by far the largest stockpiles and they are not yet releasing any which means they expect this to last a long time.
The risk free rate of return is actually the riskiest of them all, the crackhead homeless hobo is more likely to pay you than Uncle Sam
Russia banning oil and gas exports April 1st.
If you listened to fox news you'd think there's no issues with oil or the economy at all and that the Dow is still up by a lot so you should be bullish and buy like a sheep heading to the slaughterhouse.Buy like a chicken or a goat you goyim.
>>62041054It depends.Chinese social media and the people want Xi to intervene.Realistically though Iran has historically fucked over China as soon as it can. Iran will make deals with China and then pull out and go running back to the west as soon as it can. Internally they have no love for them as they are dishonest partners.
kash got hacked lmfao. Iran is winning too hard
>>62041077>Oil and gas Neither retard They are banning GASOLINE exports
They just won't stop
>>62041066lmao the 2nd one is just a bulldozer
>>62041074>is how Iran gets what it wantsBombed?
>>62041077The Cheeto Taco can just print more oil after all he's a billionaire and shit. If you believed what you see in the television you'd think this is no problem at all.
>>62041085Does Iran actually have a computer?
>>62041085more proof that jeets shouldnt be running anything
>VIX 30
>>62041085The department of Homeland security, FBI and CIA seem extremely competent under patriotic BASED leadership.Another reason to long NVIDIA, Oracle and shit.
>>62041087Which includes diesel
30% of gulf oil and gas infrastructure gone so far. Say goodbye to another 20% this weekend.
Uhm...they forgot the "/" component of our V. Surely they'll add it?
>>62041094theres a nigga in iran right now playing windows xp games on a windows xp computer from 25 years ago trying to stay sane from all the crazy shit. dont deny him his computer
Just went all in on TRMD calls expiry next weekthis better work out or else
>>62041073Chill homie.I’m just saying, it’s interesting Murdoch hates him so much as to use Fox to attack him as much as he can get away with. I just wonder why. Especially given he’s a big Z Zionist. For his hatred of Trump to trump that at a time like this so that he’s running all these critical articles, must’ve run over his dog or something.
>>62041100I don't believe so but its hard to find a good english source
>>62041094Stupid fucking comments like this still. They are handing the US a massive strategic defeat in 8K in front on the world you fucking PEON
>>62041109market bottom is in
>VIX not even at 65 yet
>>62041054say 你们好
>>62041100No
>>62041109bro that's AI
>>62041101Bullish.Unironically though, if this is their response.As long ass the desal plants stay untouched, all can be rebuilt.If they hit the desal plants, it’s the total collapse of the GCC states.
>>62041109americas suez
it's ogre
You always say the bottom is in but I think boomers are probably just now checking to see why their microsoft stock is down
How low can you go. Can you go down low? All the way to the floor?
>>62041122BOTTOM IS IN DEPLOY THE V
>>62040664>Thinking a morbidly obese, former coke addict with alzheimer's is gonna live to 82
How would you describe this selling pressure?
Buy svix and sit in it over the weekend? Hehhehehe?
>>62041132:3c teehee what if u silly boy? *kisses u*
>>62041129an unironic generational buying opportunity
>>62041129Someone's getting bogged
>>620411293.6 roentgen
>THE AMERICAN EMPIRE HAS FALLEN>NO MORE US DOMNIANCEI've heard this shit for over 20 years and the thing to understand is the orange man has not only fucked up his home team, but everyone else in the short-term. No one wins from this, especially not shitskin posters still treating this like a soccer match.
Feels good to be in cash right now
>>62041138
Mr. Street here, as in of Wall Street.The bottom of a correction usually occurs at the top of the previous rally, for us it will be about 6,000 on the S&P. Potentially this time next week bottom.
WE HAVE BOTTOM OUTFLATLINED I REPEAT FLATLINING
Is the market just gonna give up like this or what?
>>62041033I'm starting to think that there won't be an easy or quick military solution. Strait will be closed unless Iran lets ships through. I still have a tiny hope that there will be some miracle TACO deal to solve this thing. Iranians denying that they're negotiating makes sense even if they are negotiating and I don't think that Iranians would want to needlessly prolong the conflict, but I have hard time imagining a compromise to which Israel, USA&Iran would agree to. USA&Iran would maybe TACO it out, but Israel won't and I don't think Don is gonna leave Israel to it alone.Yeah, I think that the denial phase is starting to fade away. This will hurt for quite some time.
Dolly Varden and Contago merger done today. This bitch is gonna rally like crazy when the bond markets crack. It’s inevitable now. Then the big print. Then it’s moon territory.
In about 1 hour Donald Trump will tweet out that WORLD PEACE HAS BEEN ACHIEVED, get ready for the biggest pump ever.
>>62041139its just another engineered crashmicrosoft is already at the liberation day lows. ai is the future. you are insane if you arent buying some cheapies today
>>62041145Not as good as it feels to be in oil
Hit the PPT button, naow
Who is getting slaughtered? I want to see some blood goddamit
>>62041157>Buying into a jeetified companyIf you love losing money sure.
>>62041153Global economy is fucked for the next few months at least, probably longer.
>>62041158I chickened out I mean took profit of PBR last week
>>62041167>>62041167>>62041167
I hope this plane doesn't crash
>>62041163jeets are the future too. white people are too incompetent to do anything now and jeets are willing to do anything to move up
>>62041166Reserves are being drained around the world for this never ending mess and that will keep oil above 70 all year .Get back in and enjoy gains all summer
>>62041119Two more weeks
>>62041165ngmi
>>62041150I don't see it in the charts.
>>62040633Spamming AI shit still?
>>62042324Could be real.
>>62041039The Murdochs actually have skin in the game, asset wealth to lose.NBC is just an Ellison slave rag. And Ellison doesn’t care about the markets because he’s a debtmaxxing billionaire who WANTS things to crash so he can get bailed out.
>>62042362not even close
>>62041089Each of these missiles is like a trillion McBucks, and it's being wasted on mud huts and tractors lmao
>>62042362>calls trump a bitch >bombs Israel before going to bed based
