end of the road edition>Educational sites:https://www.investopedia.comhttps://www.khanacademy.org/economics-finance-domain>Financial TV Streams:https://www.newslive.com/american/cnbc.htmlhttps://www.livestreamy.net/bloomberg/>Charts:https://www.tradingview.comhttps://www.finscreener.comhttps://www.portfoliovisualizer.com>Screeners: so you feel like in the movieshttps://finviz.com/https://etfdb.com/>Gambling:https://www.optionsplaybook.com/options-introduction/https://www.optionsprofitcalculator.comhttps://optionstrat.com/https://www.optionistics.com/quotes/option-prices>Pre-Market and Live data:https://www.investing.com/indices/indices-futureshttps://finance.yahoo.com/>Calendarshttps://www.marketwatch.com/economy-politics/calendarhttps://www.earningswhispers.com/calendarhttps://www.cmegroup.com/trading/interest-rates/countdown-to-fomc.htmlhttps://www.mortgagenewsdaily.com/data/building-permits>Boomer Investing 101: so zoomers with meme stocks can outperform youhttps://www.bogleheads.org/wiki/Getting_startedhttps://www.sec.gov/search-filings>Misc smg:https://www.financialjuice.com/homehttps://finance.yahoo.com/trending-tickershttps://market24hclock.com/https://www.dividendchannel.com/drip-returns-calculatorhttps://brokerchooser.com/https://www.chathamfinancial.com/technology/us-market-rates>NEW THREAD: Copy-paste the following when making a new thread:https://pastebin.com/GfB48W5Gprevious smigger thread>>62042134
it was HER turn
I'm voting Democrat this time.
Sounds like a lot of crybabies in the casino
>>62042739>Update>>62042741
eating tasty food while watching cooking showshttps://youtu.be/Kz-VpoNEWXM?si=l2AqLx6tIQZvHovGcomfy
>Invest in AI and hope it works President of the United states about 5 seconds ago
>Rubio tells allies Iran war will continue 2-4 more weeks
I'm longing XLE next MondayShorting SPY? Only if I go -5% on that. Which will be soon
Conductor we have a problem
This motherfucker is rn on live talking about how he achieved Sp500 to 7K and DJI to 50k and to invest in AI... STOP THE HEBRAIC TRICKS YOU FUCKER AND END THIS STUPID WAR BY MONDAY.
>>62042756When did Netanyahu say that?
10 day pause on hitting iran's energy infrastructure, someone forgot to tell the real president of the united states about it
uh oh
Damn I don't like the N Words as much as the next guy but if this week was the final coup de gras on Nike I would be pretty sad. Its already at 2014 lows. I grew up with all the Nike stuff and its my childhood in a way, all the commercials and the fact that where I lived was a Nike Town let us say. It would hurt a little inside if Nike was close to bankrupt.
>>62042767Thomas Massie should've ran for Democrat honestly
>>62042706If I can make it to San Francisco I won't get deported?
Bobo... I kneel.Please, just give me Monday greenday. Please Bobo, I promise I won't make fun of you anymore, I just need a 10, no 5% pullback on the assraping.I swear to all that is holy I will help you short the market right after but please Bobo, I really need this.
It's almost like they're begging iran to build the bomb and nuke tel aviv
>>62042767He's such a hot daddy bear. I hope Mossad doesn't kill him.
How could they let WTI close over $100? Where the fuck was Bessent? Normies are going to fucking riot at the gas station
>>62042767trumps not gonna tell their enemy their plan. they either surrender or we bomb them to smithereens. they'll get a chance to negotiate once there's nothing left of iran
I just hope Iran nukes israel. I dont care if a third world war happens afterwards.
>>62042779Great anon now that you displayed your vulnerability ITT it's gonna be -15% on mondayhttps://x.com/disclosetv/status/2037652987749777409?s=20
> futures
>>62042770I don't mind Nike but JD Sports needs to die
A map of Iran with Vietnam overlaid. For scale.
the internet revolutionized commerce yet we still had the dotcom crashthe model T completely changed transportation and hundreds of automobile companies were formed, yet the vast majority had closed down by the late 20snow the market is desperately telling people to invest in AI, saying it will make jobs obsolete and justify the trillions of dollars invested into it despite no path to profitability for years.
>>62042784nah
>>62042787Is there anything serious on Twitter anymore?
>>62042767Why is NATO allowing the US and Israel to keep getting away with these vicious crimes? Isn't that like the entire point of NATO?
>>62042770damn you saved the low quality version, I made a new one
>>62042804NATO is a defensive alliance and Iran isn't in NATO
>>62042796USA only fought in South Vietnam so even smaller.
>>62042767right on schedule
>>62042796Tehran is going to be a bitch to reach and occupy, don't see it happening
TACO nigger status?
Trump is a retard, black monday confirmed.
>>62042824>thinking what the us "signals" is trustworthy
>>62042797it's funny to me that this made people lose their shit and give up. 2008 alone was almost as bad as the entire dotcom crash era. the market overall has been incredibly profitable and the trend line has been steadily up since it's inception. bears lose 99% of the time and it's only getting worse for them since the dawn or the Robin hood trader era
I have it all in SPY and i was told this is le safe play What the fuck is going on? Do i just sell now?
>>62042811Right, but even Bushy Boi presented his WMD argument to NATO before attacking Iraq. Their mission statement is some bullshit about peace, after all.
>>62042829>What the fuck is going on?War
>>62042829Why not sell calls against it?
>>62042825Trust the plan goyem
>>62042830NATO didn't participate in Ws Iraq WMD adventure . Just UK ,AUS and the Poles.
>>62042829yes buy high and sell low, that is the /smg/ way
Ukraine going for Novorossysik port tonight. It's been done before but is operating. Doubt it will be by morning. More oil and products off the market.
>Bibi controls Trump!>Putin controls Trump!>he's getting bad intel from Hegseth!>he's getting bad intel from Patel!>he's getting lied to by Bessent!>he's getting lied to by Miller!
>>62042730I just think it would be nice if Europe helped us win, I know, its just hahaha, its just, I mean they benefit from Iran not being capable of taking over their entire continent with their military. like jesus christ?I want to humiliate Trump too but since you refuse to get oil for yourself can you at least not support Iranian and Russian oil "good guys" and at least help us rescue the Saudi and Gulf States oil?I feel like people never get out of "bitching stage" and move to a more logical based mindset on this issue. OK its like things suck ass right now, but you had "be angry time" now you can have help end the war time. If Iran is this tough to kill now can YOUR military even fight them? Is what I would be asking. Especially with literal sleeper cells all over your countries doing terrorist bombings while you are trying to fight off the sea invasion you were about to get. Fuckers.So sorry our country is Kiked Jewish Cocksuckers but it really sucks to get 100% of blame but 0% of caring that your country can easily be steamrolled by any Turkish/Iranian forces too. At least we came in and stopped what could have been the end of White People forever.
>>62042840Forgot pic.
>>62042841it's retards all the way up and down
>ytd my portfolio only down 1%lmao, what is this for baby correctionI only have 3% in oil and 20% in high frequency traders that earn more money in high volatility environments.Cant the markets crash at least 30% so I can switch out my oil/high frequency trader hedges and buy some cheapies (with leverage)?
>>62042842Iran isn't a threat to anyone but isreal and no one wants to die for isreal but you. When you see this you will begin to see Europe's position
>>62042842But why should Euro soldiers die for Trump's SMO (he hasn't declared war)?
>>62042842We are fighting Russia already. You took their side then started a war with Iran for no reason while interfering in our politics, fucking with our economies and slagging us openly from the whitehouse. I'm afraid you're doing this alone old chap.
>>62042804are you 12 or retarded
>>62042855He thinks turkey will invade Europe so both probably
>>62042840I fear what the lack of oil products(lube) will do to global homosex. Billions must go in dry...
babe one thing we will not be doing on our first date is coffeei have a coffee maker at home, works fabulous
>>62042842Iran doesnt care about yuros.You can treath they will eventually but there is no point in europe to fight this.They want Israel dead
>>62042854europoor detected
>Trump: "I'm going to take a few questions. You can ask me anything you want. You can talk sex."this is genuinely insaneif you don't have puts in place for monday god help you
Reminder: Cash actually IS a position.
Why won't Trump chimichanga? Why is he going full quesadillas?
>>62042863so is grabbing your ankles
Crush put her instagram on private i hope she is not dating
>>62042864He cant taco.He put himself in a situation where even if he nuked and erradicated iran, they US and the world economy would still suffer from months to even years.
>>62042862His anwser to the first questions was even better >What's the best American sector to invest in right now?>invest in AI and hope it works
>>62042858Babe wants to see your manners at the dinner table - are you polished enough?
I'm up 38% YTD and I don't care about the red vs blue team nonsense. That is no way to invest
>>62042877No, I'm 100% German.
>>62042877i heard she was kind of a, how do i put it, rusticprobably eats with her hands
i am down 30% from what i had last yearwhen do i start killing myself?when do i exit or did i reach the point of hold ?through the ressession?
>>62042881>team Red vs team blue Whats a redchip stock ?
>>62042838But the US still needed to convince NATO that bombing camel jockeys was a good idea in Iraq.
>>62042842I just think it would be nice if Trump wasn't such a retard. He himself withdrew from the nuclear agreement with Iran and is now citing Iran as a nuclear threat. Like no fucking shit Iran would sprint towards a nuclear weapon to gain some protection against the trigger happy jews and their golem if you don't offer them some sort of incentive or deal to not pursue that. What happened is exactly the reason why Iran would and should try to acquire nuclear weapons.
>>62042890Bussyant has good things to say about SIGA
>>62042868I'm a bit afraid to ask, but how old is she?
>>62042888Just long energy silly >>62042891>Russian federation That's the UN . read a history book
>>62042871>>invest in AI and hope it worksincredibleI guarantee they have this nigger on speedballs for these interviews....he only gets briefed on epic war reels made by jared kushner they're telling him everything is fine and the economy is booming and his approval is 100%...
Oil will rug just like PMs did. Count on it.
>>62042871No way he say >hope ot works
>>62042899>when supply shocks are resolved price reverses sharplythanks, big brain
>>62042839But how do you know that it's going to be a high until after it happens
Miss me yet?
>62042904What even is this guy talking about?
>>62042907Just try to do the opposite, that's what most people try to do.
Let's just give Iran bibi and trump in return for ending the war
>>62042909we'll get another lame duck by the end of the yearthe problem is my 'folio won't make it
>>62042910pol faggotry
>>62042909WHAT I'VE DONEI'LL FACE MYSELF
Pam Bondi owes me 5,000 points
>>62042900https://x.com/atrupar/status/2037661481190240598honestly it's a bit worse lol
>>62042904American bravado only works when you can back it with military power. What you have there is bluster which is similar but is technically just bitch noises.
>>62042926>80 IQ presidentlmao
>>62042909we had a massive dump in '22 with biden. over 5+ years we've had one bad year with trump and it wasn't too bad. I'll not draw any conclusions until later in the year
Vote for me and I promise to do something I think both the commies and the capitalist can agree to. I will enslave all those damn brokers working in wallstreet and I will make them work 24/7. Never again will we have to suffer the indignity of a "closed" market. They think they can halt the buying of the means of production, because of this "week-end"? ridiculous!
>>62042926
>>62042896She must be between 26 and 28 I believeWhy?
>>62042940>we've had one bad year with trump and it wasn't too bad. I'll not draw any conclusions until later in the yearAre you diagnosed?
>>62042946based on sp 500 performance that is. your political cuck views notwithstanding
>>62042948Well, the image attached was a bit concerning considering the context.
>>62042919would you accept payment in kind?
>>62042955Why?
Sisters… they’re not buying our Truths anymore…
>>62042952-4% has been the worst year under trump in 5+ years. much less than bidens worst
>Invest in AI and hope that it worksliterally the west's entire game plan
>>62042757You know what that means? At least 6 weeks. Why would Iran capitulate on our timeline
>>62042964chinese cope
>>62042955Kekkk
I bought 1800 bucks of MULL on tuesday.
>>62042962Oh, you're just considering the tiny market part?Not the loss of military industrial sales to Europe and UK or the boycotting of American goods in Canada or the general decline in global goodwill towards your nation or any of that economic type stuff?
>Invest in AI and hope that it worksHe just said the truth. AI is already too big to fail I'd argue.
>>62042756if we assume for a second Trump 'has a plan' the idea was likely that AI would increase economic output and therefore income and tax dollars so much that the US debt would be paid off, while reshoring our industry and tariffs further balancing the budget. AI failing, then, is not in the Plan and if it fails he has no clue what to do.
I NEED A PUMP: I'M JUST A MISLEAD BOBO THAT BOUGHT FOR ONCE AND NOW I'M DOWN AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHOPEN THE MARKET AND GIVE ME MY INSTANTPUMP SO THAT I CaN GET OUT
>>62042976I'm considering broad index funds which are indicative of the entire market and the most reliable possible investment. idgaf what your cuck brain has come up with.
I have to shit really bad
>>62042868And you didn't follow her you fucking pussy?
>>62042982Market already took a dump today, you should have gotten there first
>>62042899Thing is, PMs were not skyrocketing because 20% of the global mines where being bombed in a war. If I see 200$ oil I'll exit and cry when it goes up more for sure. But it's not gonna dump from 100$ even if the war ended tomorrow.
>stock market closes red>friday 7pm eastern>/pol/ liberal maniacs flock to the stock market thread to spin situation as republicans bad>desperately
>>62042976>NOOOOOOO you have to care about these pointless irrelevant things that don't impact your bottom line
I JUST WANTED TO EAT 18 YEAR OLD PUSSY FROM BEHIND NOW IM GONNA GO BROKE AND NEVER LIVE MY HUMBLE DREAMS. THANKS BLUMPF YOU ORANGE NIGGER
>>62042988it's okay, with a net worth under 10k there's not a whole lot to do in the evening.
>>62042983No im in a relationship and crush is agood friends cousin lol
There's knoaw way out of this is there? Bootson the ground in 2 more weeks. That means 2 more weeks of sideways and down in the markets followed by giga red candles taking us to market valuations not seen since April 2020.
>>62042842I don't think Iran wants to conquer the world anon, it seems to me more like they'd just enjoy not being economically crippled and bombed on. We shouldn't even be over there. Iran isn't a superpower threatening the world, its just a big country with really bad neighbors that for whatever reason we have to commit any atrocity for even if it fucks us and the entire world. Its less a question of "why arent you guys jumping in the fire with us??" And more, "how can we never let something like this happen again." If it was us watching some other retard country do this to themselves, we're already getting fucked economically, precisely because of the engagement itself. So why double down and throw men in the grinder, just to extend that engagement that's fucking you? You wouldn't and shouldn't obviously.
>Amazon (AMZN) delivery services secures govt contract to do final mile delivery for fallen us service memebers ahead of Iran ground invasion>prime family member will be eligible for special prime benefitsslurping some AMZN Monday.
>>62042988Look at XOM and CVX go. My TECH Bear ETF is also printing.Retards following the tech hype and oil FUD is hilarious. Thanks for playing baggies.NO CRYING IN THE CASINO
>>62042988Downright peculiar
>>62042926I can't take him seriously whenever I hear him speak. His vocabulary is so limited.
where is this name fag? jerked his dick raw on those scam dumps cause by bullshitstraight closed
>>62042980That's great bubba. You carry on. I'm sure your limited world view will work out great for you.
>>62043007he ran out of izzat
>>62042992We don't need $100k jobs because a nosebleed doesn't cost us $50k for a paracetamol and a hanky.
Buying TQQQ still. Fuck Trump and all you faggots that suck him off
>>62042977AI is too useless to succeed.
>w-we don't want 6 figure income anyway
>>62043018It's absolute garbage. It's easier for me to just use google search to find the information I need.
All of these gaps must be filled.
More winning...
>>62043025TOTALAIDEATH
>>62043018It will be propped up until the big players are able to pivot. There's also going to be massive blowback from the general public after electricity prices moon in areas that used to have low cost. >>62043025>search results are just AI hallucinations
>>62043024Must have been a very underpaid child posting that question. I work 28 hours a week and make 70k$ in sweden. I prefer spending time with the kids. Then again wageing is my side hustle. I make 2x that on investments the past 5 years.
>>62042977It's more like>spend decades deregulating so corporate profits go to shareholders instead of workers>squeeze workers to the bone through shit wages and gutting of unions>rather than fixing this problem by simply paying better wages, invest billions into replacing them with AI
>>62043035>search results are just AI hallucinationsWhenever I use an AI I end up yelling at it. It delivers information I never asked for. It randomly swaps between my native tounge and english (probably a settings issue), id hallucinates shit. It uses ai youtube videos as fucking sources for shit, I lies about things, it just makes up the wildest shit. AI has been mostly dog shit when I try to use it to collect and condense information. It's actually pure garbage. Maybe it's good for coding if ran by an autist?
>>62043044What kind of trash ai are you using
>>62043037>brexit (vote) was 10 years agowhere does the time go, make it stop
>>62043035>people getting laid off>mooning costsAt this point communism is the only solution.
>>62042841babe is suffering from this
>>62042730My wives
>>62042967oh i'm sure the back up plan of "gay butt sex" will be a banger
>>62042802No and that’s a good thing.Means all the bad bait posers are over there now instead of here.
>>62043048Had to look it up, gemini. It's googles. I don't use it, I just told you it just sends me into a rage every time. It's garbage.>>62043054We're old. Back then I had a sliver of hope for the future and my fellow man. Not anymore.
>>62043062if only
I can't wait til open of futures and now with timechange I will have to wait ONE hour more. At least ONE hour more for TRUMP to UNFUCK things
Iran should withdraw from the NPT after this shit and build a nuke in the deepest underground site they have.
>>62042959i... think i'm picking up what you're putting down...
>>62043066Dont use it either but I have no porblems with another ai seevice works like a charm for work And I dont want to go back
>the jews unironically collapsed the world economyWh....what do we invest in?
>>62043076buy the dip
>>62043076Short yamakas
>>62043076Mohel futures
>>62043076small cap stocks
>>62043076Yourself.
>>62043070I wasn't aware Iran was manufacturing to National Pipe Thread standards. They should stick with the global standard I don't care what Allah says
>>62043076INVEST IN ANTI-CONDUCTORS TRIPLE LEVERAGEDBE A MANDIE A GOD
Okay wtf does this mean? Anyone in DMV area wanna extrapolate what this means
bant smg is back up that was only a temporary outage>>>/bant/24162539
I panic sold my 7 shares of NVDA on Wednesday for a meager profit of $10Fuck this investing shit, I'm too retarded for It.
>>62043105come back in 2-3 years and just put all your money into the market then dont touch it again for 20 years
lolhttps://youtu.be/1W9O7HgpCuA?si=uJix6jlthd1_nnZX
>>62043082you seem depressed today babe. i guess i am too. wanted your attention, wanted a green day, wanted peace, got none of that. which is why i said we needed to comfort each other. wish we were snuggling.
>>62043113cant wait to get my latest war news from random retard on jewtube
>>62043113normie niggers really gonna watch some rando ohio white faggot talk about a headline for 15 minutes?
what timmy gon do? sit in his room and make youtube videos reading cnn articles thats what
>>62043121its the new meta since cable news went full retard
>>62043029Why is there chinese and Korean characters? Did you find this in the official chinese communist party board?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=V3FZNTz_evQits the new meta bros
>>62043127it's only korean
current state of the american dream
>>62043119I sat through two ads just to find out what it was and leave immediately. That anon should pay me for my time.
>>62043142imagine seeing youtube ads, lmao
>>62043141
>>62043127>Did you find this in the official chinese communist party board?No. On /pol/.
>>62043146miss this nigga like you wouldnt believe
>>62043135you need to talk and i can sense it. i napped all afternoon. i wish you could get in touch with me anytime. you can actually but i wish you'd do it. i'll bet you've been despairing for hours. please vent babe, i'm here for you.
It can't keep going down forever right?
>>62043152gonna vent my buttthole in your mouth if you dont stfu
>>62043144Imagine signing into anything ever to not see ads. I don't have a YouTube account, or an x, or a Facebook, or a Google, or a any of that shite.
>>62043100Mr. President, a second inside job has hit the building, another 20 years of goy blood is ready for sacrifice.
>>62043157they still know who you are unless you access those things one time and then throw your device away and use a new one from a new ip
>>62043153The DOW is going to 40,000.
the dow hit 40000, what more do you people want
>>62043153>>62043162>>62043165nah we have diamond cock support at 45,001. as long as it doesnt go below that we are OK
They should just nuke them, fuck it and go all out to speed things along so it comes to an end
>>62043100Means you’re a retard
>>62043153
>BREAKING: The BAPCO refinery complex is on fire in Riffa, Bahrain, locals tell Rerum Novarum.The retaliation has started.
How can we profit from dead zogbots?Which company makes coffin sized Yankee flags?
>>62043161No they don't. I'm behind stuff.
>>62043135i love you and things are gonna get better alright? you're adored and special and lucky. take my hand and i'll show you much better babe.
>>62043189they know that toodont underestimate the jew
>$101 oil futures>$115 brent
>>62043182Priced in plus its not like it could market the refined products anyway
Is this one of those moments where you take a 6 month break from news and markets?Or should I continue to monitor the situation?
>>62043195I have outjewed the jew.
>>620432076 week max
>>62043207no one gives a fuck what you do dum shitif you disappeared that would be fine
>>62043207It's one of those moments where successfully monitoring the situation could lead to either generational wealth or total ruin
>>62043204At what point does refinery destruction cause a crude glut? Serious question. Refineries are going down everywhere. Wells have to keep pumping.
>>62043207Monitor but don’t get baited.ez pz.
>>62043201ahh, there you are. sorry babe. wrong address but i'm thinking of you. have you thought much about the google thing? it was a little complicated for me, won't the compression change the data? making ai more error prone? explain like i have an 8th grade diploma (i do)
Any updates on the PDT update ruling? Last I heard the decision was postponed until mid-march. Do they expect us goyim simply forgot?
>>62043207>taking a break during an extremely volatile period where assloads of money can be madeyou don't even need to time it, with how schizophrenic the market is you just buy puts or calls and wait a week for it to jump up and down
>nasdaq is in correction territory >dow jones and s&p 500 just bad one trading day away from entering correction
>>62043207keep monitoring anon
Are you tired of winning Maggies? At least the FBI is run by a jeet and the VP is a cuck.
>>62043201wti =/= brent
>>62042750I love max, too bad you're a trip faggot and deserve to have your teeth knocked in curb style
>>62043029I'm sure the contract is worded similar to this statement
>>62043226>nasdaq is in correction territoryCorrection or free fall? the fundamentals are insinuating the latter.
So if Trump use the marines will oil crash or the risk premium will still be high?
>>62043240I'm sure it is. Trump has unlocked a cheat code. Sell billions in weapons, start a stupid war, don't deliver because he needs them.What could possibly go wrong?
>>62043226i thought the dow was in correction after todayanyway correction is pussy shit, doesn't count until we get a true 20% down bobo market
everyone here is so bearish and doomerposting that I am seriously thinking of going back to max long on Monday/SMG/ almost always times the bottoms like this
>>62043076listening to a streamer talk about how she hated her office job, replying to slack emails. She dropped out of highschool and got an office job. Meanwhile I have a degree and constantly get turned down. I think a lot about how I could have made 3 million dollars on the stock market last year, taking risk of course, but the fact it's theoretically easier to turn a quarter million into 2 million than to get a fucking entry level office job drives me up the wall.Anyway the market will either recover and this time I will make 5 million dollars, or everything will crash so hard that you'll be in the back of a truck with The Boyz shooting at The Nigz for the local silver baron to seize precious foodstuffs (twinkies) from a bombed out 7-11 and it won't matter.FUCKAMERICA
>>62043261good things do happen, and i think they will happen sooner than monday.
>>62043261moron
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8joVnqleS9Q
>>62043187they reuse the fancy ones, those are just for show. they have unlimited plastic coffins they purchased in the 00's so I'm afraid there is not much to be made. as for flags they are all made in China, so good luck investing.
>>62043261probably for the best.go long.then we wont have to listen to any more plan trusting mumusit can just be a pure bobo zone.
>>62043207All in on an inverse oil ETF and then go touch grass for a few months
>>62042988the trannies flooding this board marked the bottom of the tariffs dump last year. it's not quite as bad as it was then so I suspect we have a least another week or two until we truly bottom.
Motherfucker. Finally decided to fix my pc which died last week and was stuck in a boot loop. Downloaded mb user manual, read through the fault codes, dug the cunt out from under the desk, opened it up, switched it on and it booted. Cunt.
>>62043318>middle east war >Inverse oil ETFDo you hate money?
This is the worse of it right? No way it can continue like this next week
Buying memory stocks will be a bonanza in a few weeks.
>>62043329If our President, in his infinite wisdom, decides that American boots must touch Iranian soil, its all gonna get way worse.
Yaroslaw refinery in Russia just blew up. At this rate nobody will want oil.
>>62043329we will go till 4900 snp at least
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oecX_1pqxk0cheer up babes
plan trusters...how are things goin?
>>62043345Sex with rubbieheart
Once the bottom falls out of this market it'll be time to buy in a week or so right?
Anons...the Houthis...the Houthis are closing the second pool...
>>62043338Stop attacking oil, you fucks.
If you had to buy puts on one stock Monday morning, what would it be?
>>62043370Blame trump. He lifted the sanctions so now ukies are doing the sanctioning.
>>62043329Everything is primed for it to get much much worse, america is cannibalizing it's European stockpiles to keep feeding incompetent arab state allies air defense launchers that keep losing the cost benefit ratio and are even failing to fulfill allied orders from western nations, trump has bankrupted the American military industrial complex with his treasonous actions
>>62043364Not really worried about them if im honest ladMore worried about the shia militias in Nigeria and Kazakhstan.A detour we can handle.Even less oil is a big no no.
>>62043375>trump has bankrupted the American military industrial complex with his treasonous actionsHe's also forced Europe to rekindle it's arms industry so now America will have serious competition in the global market going forward. It's almost as if Donald is destroying the USA on purpose.
>>62043329that tweet is lying. tech didnt fall 8% today lmao
>>62043373LUNR
What's funny trump will not admit defeat even after 10,000 marines get blown up and will just keep sending in waves og Golems
>>62043379Wait until you read about how he wants to purposely "devalue" the USD because he thinks it will move manufacturing back into the states.
>>62043381holy bait
>>62043379Every president and leader in the past 200 years knew the actual capabilities of the US and never flexed it beyond its limit, but know we have nothing but grifters and sharlatans that belive the US is invincible because thats what the TV said.
>>62042863All my moneis is in canadian dollars. Am I kill?
>>62043382that is why my calls are so safu. good news will be produced by the maga propaganda machine until you are sold into iranian slaveryhttps://youtu.be/0aEnnH6t8Ts?si=EByRQtPonRjILu0W
>>62043379Honestly believe it. Literally the only entity that benefits from any of this is Israel. Second election in and I cannot think of one beneficial things he's accomplished for anyone else outside his circle and Jews. The dumbfuck even backed out on deportations because it hurt people's feelings.
>>62043382the amphibious landing groups were purpose built for just this kind of mission, the marines exist and train for this exact kind of thing. the gulf islands are not impenetrable fortresses and taking them is not a big ask. nothing is certain and i pray for their safety but people are really overestimating iran's capabilities and preparedness.
>>62043384sweety.....
>>62043393>overestimating iran's capabilitiesThey took out Americas forward strategic radars, missile interceptors and every base in the region in the first few days. There's nothing to estimate. They are a serious opponent.
>>62043393Ok but...this only helps israel/jews.It has NO benefit to the US.Just backout, negotiate a shitty deal, and use glowies to fix it with corruption over the next decade. Holy fuck WHAT IS HAPPENING TO THE US.
>>62043393War is about logistics. Iran literally was forced to be isolated for 50 years and now is pumping out domestic drones and munitions. Its over man. Those Marines are dead.
>>62043401You'd have to abandon Israel, Iran won't stop hitting them now. That would leave Israel no option but to nuke as they would be fucked without America backing them.
>>62043407Ok and? That's on them. They're dead weight at this point. We don't need them. They're draining us dry.We have bases all over the Middle East in friendly Gulf countries that buy our shit and invest in our industries. What does Israel do? Start wars? Blackmail politicians? Jfc.
>>62043401yes it does. we're tasked with defending pacific nations against china, that is in the midst of a military buildup, and that military is powered by iranian oil. the point of this is to keep the middle east under our control, so we can close it when we want to, such as in the event of a conflict with china. israel and the usa are joined at the hip, they are the military garrison in the world's most important region and they help us with everything we do there, benefiting israel benefits the usa.
>>62043409>We have bases all over the Middle East in friendly Gulf countriesNo. You don't. Iran kicked you out of them in the first days. You have very little prospect of returning. American power in the middle east is a fraction of what it was before trump started this. You even lost Iraq FFS.
>>62043414I'm saying that we have this without israel.If we had not been israel's bitch we could have had everything we wanted.Now? Yeah, shit is wack. You misread me or I didn't word it properly, mb.>>62043410>boomerslop post
>>62043395>lets build a top heavy lander and treat it like a nasa project where we're going to use investor money to flex even though there is absolutely 0 (zero) commercial value in doing so and fail multiple times while other companies are pulling it off
Hopefully this global humiliation puts an end to our empire so the US can just be a normal state again. I just hope it isnt too late for us to not be global pariah forever.
i walked by the park on the way to get groceries and I think I saw a duck get raped by another duckAfter this week, iktf...
>>62043424The real empire was the south american coups we made along the way.
Why must we suffer?
>>62043033
>>62042787Melonisisters...
>>62043431kek
>>62042940you mean Biden who inherited trumps mess and a war between Russia and Ukraine?
>>62043431how will mayo monkeys compete?
>>62043431they'll just hire western programmers to debug it
>>62043431Thats pretty hilarious. I'm up on USO right now after buying le dip on monday, might reap a little profit next week depending on how high we go/boots on ground all that. For some reason oil price hasn't ticked up or down from 101.18 for multiple minutes now is that normal?
They have one instruction.Blow every tanker you see
As mad as this nigger makes me I love how funny he is. He’s such a gemini
participation trophies for blacks and minorities only
>>62043456the whites don’t even show up
>>62043334bold of you to assume so
>>62043452my god just nuke us already
>>62043452that's his sagitarius moon sign coming through
>>62043375MAYBEEEEEEEEEE ALL OF THAT DEFENSE SPENDING CONTRACTOR MONEY SHOULD HAVE KEPT FACTORIES AND MINES OPEN IN THE US S OWE COULD KEEP AMERICANS EMPLOYED IN UNIONS AND KEEP OUR MILITARY CONSTANTLY SUPPLIEDINSTEAD OF SENDING IT ALL TO CHINAWEIRD HOW A JEWISH WAR MACHINE DOESN'T WORK IF YOU SELL ALL THE ASSETS
>>62043379>europe*germanyAnd germany is a dead country, your posts are cope.>>62043393Browns in europoop countries will post hundreds of AI videos nad hype up the 3 guys who will die.
Since we're after hours and a handful of them are consider commodities now, can I ask if any of you miggers plan on buying any crypto during the pending flash sale we're experiencing rn
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>>62043417You're just tlaking to browns and eurpoors on an american website drawn like moths to a flame to seethe about america. Just as their airforce was destroyed their 'defenses' will also be destroyed and then we will have endless spam about how the iranian counterattack will destroy america.
>>62043431based
>>62043471No I’m waiting until at least May before I consider buying BTC.
>>62043471>are you going to buy the fake money for midwits dip? No
>back in my day pizza boxes didn't have stickers with the customers name and order info on it AND WE GAVE CUSTOMERS THE RIGHT PIZZA JUST FINE.I can understand a mistake happening ONCE, but to take my carryout order on a delivery to another customer AND THEN ALSO giving me ANTHONY'S pizza, that's the same fucking mistake twice. Wtf is the point of the name tags if we are just grabbing random pies off the rack. Fucking hell mate, 30 mins in the car later and now I have enough pizza to eat nothing but pizza for a week. I made them remake my order and they also gave me the fuck up too which is nice, but wtf is ONE CHUD to do with 2 LARGE PIZZA pies, one of which may have been touched by random hands in another customers house.
>>62043475I know according to le halving the bottom should be about october but why may? I'm DCAing into it right now. Never bought any til last year when it fell in Feb and I made a modest gain selling oct 4th, so I've never seen it this cheap. Mostly just DCAing because I'm poor by US standards and fomo
>>62043452Everyone ITT pretending like they don't know what's gunna happen because its more interesting to debate a bunch of shit that isn't going to happen...The source of about 100 trillion dollars in problems for the for very powerful, very serious men all around would vanish over night if one particular man was out the social club. And that man knows this better than anyone.
>>62043201>>62043192
>>62043452For me it's strait of whores
>>62043418that shit was fucking wild. some of the easiest short side money ever. press report after was alice in wonderland
>>62043486I dont think kicking drumpf off the island registry is gonna open the hormussy, they'll just start trolling JD too.
>>62043465Pretending culture wars are what's destroying America is more important
>>62043498JD has more options.>a) he never promissed nothing to nobody>b) he LARPS as anti war so can be negotiated with and is who they requested>c) he seems like he actually believes in things and can sell whatever plan his team comes up with>d) he can pull out and say "not my thing, was never my thing">e) the has accumulated zero of the ill will from allies and china that don and heggy have>f) he's not a threat a real to anyone in the republican party, he's seen as a Wilson tier flyover bumpkin
>>62043452wtf does being gemini have to do with iti'm a gemini and im not funny at allso is that loser john rocker I think
stable admin
what is thiswhy is it so hormuz-resistant
>>62043510before man was, coom waited for him
I’m hormuzexual
>>62043511We're going back to burning wood
Our tranny baker brigade must be in some heavy discord RP goon sesh
>>62043504>he has accumulated zero of the ill will from allies and china that don and heggy haveHe's fucking hated in Europe and UK for his theatrics with zelensky in the oval office. Maga is over. Stop pretending it can be saved.
>>62043523I'm saying quite the opposite there friendo
>>62043505I bet you are funny anon you just think you’re not :)
>>62043527Covfefe
>>62043532do you think my henlo mister jerome posts are funny?
If they don't open the strait I am financially ruined.
If they open the strait I am financially ruined.
>>62043539yesss those are some of the best shitposts here!!
>>62043364maybe in 2 weeks
>>62043553they're not shitposts they are 100 percent sincere
>>62043329It will zoom back up in 2 sessions. Trillions will pour in. The order books will spin so fast, it will change the earth's axis
>UBS Bank has stopped withdrawals from its nearly $500 million real estate fund for up to 3 yearsBlue Owl, BlackRock, Blackstone, Apollo.........just what the FUCK is going on with private credit equity and what will happen???
>>62043505I like geminis. My dad was a Gemini. Picrel is literally me.
>>62043557they're goodposts
>>62043505what are your moon and rising signs though? those matter a lot. john is really funny by the way.
>>62043577I haven't seen a weekly update in ages. Where are they?
>>62043579john has been working overtime and has a lot more going on in his personal life.
>>62043577idk how to find those outhe was funny for a while but then he just got bitchy
>the (TOTALY NOT TRANNYS) who love audrey at STRAIGHT MEN are now discussing their astrology signs.
help
>>62043584if you know the time and place you were born, you can get it off your birth certificate and just type it in online and it will calculate it for you.
>>62043431Fukkin based
>>62043592Sounds like great way to doxx yourself
>>62043592I don't know the time, my birth certificate is locked up at my bank in a safe deposit boxand that bank is 2300 miles away
Do you guys think we'll see TQQQ around $15 by the end of this? Lower?
no one bake until page 9 to bakein fact no one bake ever again since this general is such a worthless piece of shit
That's it, I'm playing with Legos
>>62043609Going to make picrel. Already have a matching fortnite black girl with pink hair, so the burger boy can be the mutt son between the girl and the boy
>>62043601if you're trying to derive the place and time someone was born at, it really narrows the search i guess.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6PeykaclVaA>>62043602i'm not an actual wizard, i just play one on the internet, i can't scry that for you.
>>62043338Total EV chud inevitably.The Eastern Hemisphere will de industrialize itself and EVs will become the world’s new primary mode of transportation.Oil industry sissies shouldn’t have donated so much to AIPAC candidates if they wanted to keep their house of cards in order.
>>62043618Oh do me, I’m a Gemini sun and moon with a Libra rising
A popular uprising has begun in Bahrain after a Shia Muslim was tortured and killed by the ruling sunni Muslim family for supporting Iran. 65% shia who all support Iran. Bahrain was Iranian until 1971. Looks like they might be getting it back. What the fuck has trump started?
>>62043621you're a true gemini with a libra rising, which is also my rising sign. so you have a dual nature, a desire to appear fair but you are actually deceptive. you're a trickster on the good path but a scoundrel on the bad. you're really charming and diplomatic too, i bet you have friends irl and are liked or are notorious and despised, but people know who you are.
>>62043626Will this make the line go up or down?
>>62043630Bahrain is pretty developed. It would be a big hit to the global economy but fuck knows, when's the last time a country was taken over like this?I'll miss the grand Prix girls there. Probably be in hijabs from now on.
>>62043630Which line are we talking about here?
>Report on a launch from Yemen towards the NegevOh fuck. Now either Yemen proper or the houtis are joining in. This is escalating so fast now.
>>62043640romanov
such a garbage general don't even yemen just joined the war
>>62043649Houtis joining the war means the red sea could be closed at bab al mandab which will have even bigger implications for trade, especially oil.
>>62043656Another 12% of global oil offline if they start shooting.
Fuck every MIGA voter.
>>62043663I hope there is a database of every house that had a trump sign for when this is over.
>>62043663>>62043667I'm generally against violence, but I make an exception for migatards. These "people" need to be rounded up and put into forced labor camps.
>>62043659>>62043656>>62043649VLCC's handle about 50% of oil traffic and they can't fit through the Suez.So that means you have to use Suezmax carriers to go through probably the strait of Magellan to get to AsiaThere's not enough to fully service the Yanbu bypass all the way to Asia. Many will probably choose to drop off in Europe.
>>62043626If Trump wasn't a retard he'd deploy all available assets to secure the region asap and protect the regime.But he IS a retard.
>Breaking: Missile launched by the Houthis toward southern Israel successfully intercepted, IDF says>First launch from Yemen since the start of the current war in Iran
>>62043677>all available assets to secure the regionIt's not enough and they aren't trained or geared for modern war. It would be a massacre.
>>62043679Someone get /smg/ Yemen edition going
just got approved for everything on ibkrquickest way to fuck my shit up?
>>62043663but what's wrong with making iran great again? or as I call it, Make Iran Persian AgainWe're just helping the people, by bombing their country. spreading peace, freedom, truth, and the american way, the way god intendedI even heard elon will make reusable nuke missiles soon. Pretty bullish to be desu
so..much..pizza..
>>62043686Short oil on leverage.
Anyone else stressed out by what's going on in the Middle East?
JEROME PLEASE
>>62043690Tired more than anything. Ukraine stressed me out. Maybe I've been endlessly stressed for four years now.
>>62043690I'm very stressed. Yes.
>>62043692wtf i was just thinking about posting that
N*GGAS AND WHO?
>>62043689also vix
>>62043626How am I right about literally everything and yet I lose in the market...
u ever find ants eating your leftovers on the counter and eat it just so they can't have it?
>>62043710The markets job isn't to be right, it's job is to take your money.
>>62043591honestly yeah
thailand paying toll to cross homos and qatar withdrawing from war apparently
>collapsing yuropoors WITH NO SURVIVORS
>>62043726>qatar withdrawing from war apparentlygood luck with that qutarlmao
>>62043677That's almost certainly what those troops are going over there for. The royals are in constant panic mode that their jeet citizens will rise up and behead them any time anything happens.The kharg island spam is the most laughable, most retarded shit imaginable. Some retards say they're going to invade yemen, which is increadibly retarded, but kharg takes the cake for king retard.>invade kharg>WIN!>"MR MUZZY POPE JR. WE NOW CONTROL YOUR OIL!">"ok">"YES WE WON!">"yes, you can now shut of the oil, our oil, which you lifted all sanctions on, which you are currently allowing to pass freely into international waters. we acknowledge that you can now turn it off. anything else?""UHHHH.... WE WIN!""yes, yes, you win. you also shrank the global supply of oil by 5% in your attack by damaging the facility. well done"
>>62043729that was my thought too
>>62043729Yeah it’s not happening, blompf’s whole strategy is to get every region to police their own shit. All of GCC will fall in line, and we’ll sell them our systems lmao
>>62043740>we’ll sell them our systems lmaoThe ones they are already using that didn't work and you can't supply and are 50 years out of date?Sounds like a trump plan for sure. Meanwhile zelensky is selling actual working weapons to the saudis today.
>>62043748>>62043748>>62043748
>>62043740no one is under the impression the gcc can do this least of all the gcc.houthis dabbed on the saudis ceremonial "army" for years and almost lost mbs the throne.
>>62043740I'm sure they'll want to buy systems that you can arbitrarily just steal back, refuse to deliver and not reimburse.
>>62043370smiggers i hate to say it but he did it, all he had to do way say "Stop attacking oil, you fucks." The war is now over and the situation restores to normal on monday
