New week edition>Educational sites:https://www.investopedia.comhttps://www.khanacademy.org/economics-finance-domain>Financial TV Streams:https://www.newslive.com/american/cnbc.htmlhttps://www.livestreamy.net/bloomberg/>Charts:https://www.tradingview.comhttps://www.finscreener.comhttps://www.portfoliovisualizer.com>Screeners: so you feel like in the movieshttps://finviz.com/https://etfdb.com/>Gambling:https://www.optionsplaybook.com/options-introduction/https://www.optionsprofitcalculator.comhttps://optionstrat.com/https://www.optionistics.com/quotes/option-prices>Pre-Market and Live data:https://www.investing.com/indices/indices-futureshttps://finance.yahoo.com/>Calendarshttps://www.marketwatch.com/economy-politics/calendarhttps://www.earningswhispers.com/calendarhttps://www.cmegroup.com/trading/interest-rates/countdown-to-fomc.htmlhttps://www.mortgagenewsdaily.com/data/building-permits>Boomer Investing 101: so zoomers with meme stocks can outperform youhttps://www.bogleheads.org/wiki/Getting_startedhttps://www.sec.gov/search-filings>Misc smg:https://www.financialjuice.com/homehttps://finance.yahoo.com/trending-tickershttps://market24hclock.com/https://www.dividendchannel.com/drip-returns-calculatorhttps://brokerchooser.com/https://www.chathamfinancial.com/technology/us-market-rates>NEW THREAD: Copy-paste the following when making a new thread:https://pastebin.com/GfB48W5Gprevious smg thread>>62051112
Say sorry. Go on.
> futures
I think we're all gonna be ok smiggies!Love you smiggie pies, have fun in the markets and stay safe mwah xoxoxo :3
>>62051790>>62051795Thanks bros. I got out at 53.51, for now.Does anyone know where I can tune into this gay white house reporter event? The white house youtube page shows nothing as of right now:Or, maybe, if anyone knows a decent free live ticker. But listening is surely best.
wheat, corn, sugar
Got a notification that ASTS had gone up 10% to $96, check my folio, no such move. Did I get the call early? Am I joining the club? But I like my foreskin!
It was HER turn
>>62051808It sure is.Going to put 1 (You) on dark horse bet of Trump crashing the market today.
>>62051817This but unironically, all of this could've been avoided if only you voted kamala YOU FUCKING CHUD
Where can I bet on how many times the orange migger declares victory this week?
>trump: do what i want or i'll destory all your power plants and water fascilities>i'll do all the war crimesis having a crazed, evil person as american president bullish or bearish?
>>62051806Two sides of the same coin.Biden behaved like a tyrant internationally, he just didn’t do it in front of the cameras.Trump actually had been taking a fair position in instituting in most cases merely reciprocal tariffs and granting the Chinese their own sphere of influence instead of trying to force China into an early conflict before they were ready like Biden (they never were going to take the bait). He was really becoming and American Hadrian. All that’s in the toilet now.Unfortunately though the rest will go to. Mechanically if you don’t have a trade deficit you don’t mechanically see massive equity/bind buying to make up the difference in the current account, which is how the 1% get rich.So that was never going to fly.Funny they got the dems to do it though, just goes to show you were too stupid for democracy.
>>62051817>He thinks any of this would have turned out differently. >He thinks voting matters.Lol. Lmao, even.
>>62051817>>62051820she'd literally do the same thingjewish tricks run deep
>>62051824Wasn't the original pretext for the war to help the iranian people? lol he's gonna do that by killing them all?
>>62051830>Wasn't the original pretext for the war to help the iranian people?>kikes caring about anyone everLol lmao even
>shut down meta>shut down tiktok>shut down youtube>shut down reddit>shut down openAI grok claude>shut down most of AWS>make smartphones cost thousands with no financing availablethere I solved the oil problem and no need to invade iran
>>62051830You might've noticed, Trump is shockingly bad at lying.
>>62051830No, it was to protect Israel.
>>62051830He meant the chosen people
whats the good news?
Bill Ackman just said this is the most one-sided war he's ever seen and that you should be hunting for cheapies (fannie and freddie)
>>62051812Hmmm, in theory I we should be able to able to watch it here:https://www.whitehouse.gov/live/Probably relevant for everyone to see if it will pump.
>>62051812with the lag on streams etc, just watch the charts fren... you'll see it happen there first, especially with the insider tradingdon't think oil moves out of this rough 90-100 range its been at for a few weeks now without any new news so it's at the top end before they try and work it downobviously there will be developments at some point to spike it either way, a deal or something else hitting supply, but thats a gamble... as are his schizo posts
>>62051843that post was written for a prime candidate for peace nobel prize btw
GUISE!FUTURES ARE GREEN?!WHAT THE FUUUUCK!
>>62051841what or who is fannie and freddie?
>>62051843Looks fake but I believe it.
>WTI getting below 100$Nothing ever happens.
>>62051845rather some bored anon
can they just rug oil already? im tired of waiting.
>>62051843but could he erase them from the Akashic records?
could be something developing....https://x.com/clashreport/status/2038598334508573137
>>62051846>He didn't trust the plan>He was a panican>He doesn't realise it is all fake and gay>The economy could crumble and the line would go up on renewed optimism that it will fix itself eventually>He forgets the COVID retard market, where the entire world was shut down, not some insignificant strait with just 20% of crude and 30% fertilisers In short, buy every dip and just laugh along with the clown show, lest you go mad with sanity. So say the wise man.
This is so fucking gay.
>>62051800everyone call baker a worthless piece of trash for waiting so long to bake
>>62051859armchair fireman here, I don't see any fire
I'm so fuckin gay (old english term).
Yo, oil barons, why are we getting raped?
>>62051859Good thing Iran's drones can't reach thousands of miles awayoh wait
>>62051864i baked because nobody else did... cut me some slack
>>62051868Because only 20% of the supply is impacted. Therefore, a rise of 20% from $55 WTI would be reasonable.Oil to $66 soon come lil bro.
>>62051869How?Drone range is SHIT
>>62051872Here's some slack, get a better job!
>twitter spamming me the 20 tanker storySheesh. If the only glimmers of hope are actual known fake an gay stories it’s looking extremely grimm.
>>62051844Ya I could see that...Oil jumped up +.75% already after I got out, of course, and he is already 10 mins late to the reporter event... COME ON
>>62051875Not modern drones. That's the whole reason we're struggling in this war. Cheap $20,000 drones can go something absurd like 2000 km
>>62051098Trump Always Chickens Out
>>62051824its priced in
How much do anons invest into one position? I put 25% of my portfolio into oil and it helped be beascilly break even from the market dipping. I see people going 100% into oil 3x etfs or 100% into nat gas 3x at times
>>62051868Check again bro.
>>62051888>peopleretards
BULLS ON PARADE BEARS AND SHITSKINS LOSTTRUMP THE MVP (MOST VALUABLE PRESIDENT)
>>62051888>50% S&P500>25% one stock pick>25% another stock pickI'm retarded but it works (until it doesn't, like now)
>no major escalation over weekend>Crisis is over guise line goes up-timism Easy to make you people happy, isn't it?
>>62051883Faggot!They are poor faggot terrorists!!!They should be using balsa wood planes with dynamite tied to it because they are FAGGOT POOR!
>>62051888
>>62051888I never put more than 10% of my available cash into a trade, but I don't mind DCAing with 10 more percent if I think it's worth
Orange Hitler is genociding my money
>>62051888>I see people going 100% into oil 3x etfs or 100% into nat gas 3x at timesno way those people have more than 30K though
Good Morning /smg/ and frens. I would like to bring some attention to the 10 foot dragon dildo in the room nobody is talking about. This is going to be the easiest trade in history. Like free 10% just grab and go. I can't fucking wait boss.
>>62051888my biggest position, some global etf, is 20% of my foliofor the other part, I try to diversify as much as possible to avoid too frequent adjustments
>>62051888I was 50% in MUU recently but that's atypical for me. Usually never more than 20-25%.
It'd be really funny if we got a green dildo on open, just to fuck with anyone that listened to Iran about premarket.That would be funny.But it probably won't.
>>62051910We're green across the board
>>62051907>>62051910Stop talking about dildos, I'm into that and it turns me on
>>62051912Market hasn't opened yet. Still possible and likely that we see the same thing we've seen since October.
Shorting baba seems like easy money. It's grossly overvalued. But it's hard to be sure with tech stocks.
>>62051888I only started recently, but I myself just bought broad ETF's. 30% into Global One (like 70% exposure to US market), 38% to European ETF, 11% Japan, 11% developed asia Ex Japan, 11% Emerging marketsNow I'll probably keep pumping the global ETF. I've been kind of scared of the AI bubble at first, so I've bought all the other stuff that seemed appealing, but now I'm nott worried, so I'll trying to get some decent USA exposure. To me it's just about diversification to catch the global market grow with the least amount of fees, that's enough for me.
I lost 80% of whole portfolioI should have closed at Friday on +58%
>European (female) natural gas stores at all time lowsinvest in taco bell
Posted in smg saturday that monday would be green and got called a retard by everyone btw
>>62051824>is having a crazed, evil person as american president bullish or bearish?Meh, depends on their earnings reports.
>>62051875Iran has proxy militias operating across the whole region, thats where all their money has been going over the last 40 years or so
g l e n c o r e
Oil up stocks upWe have entered a new era the consumer appetite is endless
calls at open. this is your last chance
>>62051924I was bearish too. Oil was creeping up with everything responding to that without much of a reason or hope for the trend to change. Well, I can't say I'm too mad.
BANG BANG BANG BANG BANGCAM ON AND MAKE SOME FOOKIN' GAINS
>>62051864No
https://www.ft.com/content/eba87bd4-7e55-4a7b-b14c-71bf486bfd31?syn-25a6b1a6=1https://www.euronews.com/business/2026/03/30/totalenergies-made-1bn-profit-from-middle-east-oil-bet-as-war-disrupts-prices>TotalEnergies made $1bn profit from Middle East oil bet as war disrupts prices>The French energy giant is reported to have dominated the Middle East crude market in March, snapping up dozens of oil cargoes as wartime disruptions created a historic opening for traders.>The French oil giant's traders purchased around 70 cargoes of crude produced in the United Arab Emirates and Oman available to load in May — more than double its purchases in February — according to a person close to the company cited by the FT.>Potentially the biggest oil bet ever madeGod I FUCKING LOVE Patrick Pouyanné. Best CEO ever. Dude knows his shit like no other. He could talk to you about where that particular screw goes in the refinery. He's the Iwata of oil.
>>62051936HE'S ON TIMEBUY BUY BUY BUY BUY
>>62051936based
Green nuke
>>62051936Still the kang
>>62051888I put 200k into oil in north America and norway on the 2/3. That's 130% of my portfolio.
>>62051936BASED
>>62051936LET'S FUCKING GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Wtf someone bought my smci calls. Got out with only an 80% loss.
>>62051859I can't wait for the reaction when this gets reported by news outlets
>>62051949cute
kek the market can't remember bad news for longer than a week. I swear to god if there's ever nuclear war and the stock exchange survives, it would dip for a couple days then spring right back up. QE mindbroke everyone.
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHH
>>62051955lots to rebuild after the nuclear winter
>>62051955If QE is a drug then we’ve definitely hit the point where you can close your eyes and still imagine the high.
Secretary Hegseth just squeezed a raw bull heart on live TV and squirted the blood into his open mouth. Wtf
>>62051955>literally everything is going upI feel like I'm going insane. Nothing feels like a good buy even if it looks like it.Surely logic dictates we're about to go into recession?
>>62051910>It'd be really funny if we got a green dildo on open, just to fuck with anyone that listened to Iran about premarket.Why? Oil is still >$90
you did use this as a chance to unload those heavy bags, didn't you bros?
>>62051962Chat is this real?
I'm just glad that micron baggies are getting their daily buckbreaking.
>>62051955War is actually bullish in the mid term.
What happened to BOIL? Thought pool is closed and Russia being bombed?
Should i sell? that's like 1,5 month of salary in my europoor country
>>62051936Based
What's happening!?!?!?! Aieeeeee!!!! I should've sold my remaining MUU!!!!
MU
>>62051973nothing wrong with taking some profit imo
LAW OF GHALIBAF
>>62051888I'm not risk adverse but even that is too risky for me. My day trading account is around $40k, I usually keep around $8k as liquid cash for swing trading. I always miss time stuff (buy tok early). so i'll usually try to only blow a 1/4 of that when I see a "dip", then purchase the rest in tranches when it inevitably dips lower.
Its over memory sisters.
>>62051973yes. best to have an exit strategy beforehand but still, take the profits now
so IWM rugs an entire percent in 10 minutes?
Buddy check semiconductor computer
>>62051985orange migger lied, IWM died
>>62051965Thing is I am heavily invested in oil and mining. Was going up everyday last week except Thursday. This is screwy. Even my non-reindustrialization stocks are pumping except for 2. Last week some of my mining and engineering stocks had a bad day or 2 on the days I gained.
I have a low IQ question, would oil prices going up and the whole Hormuz situation (assuming it doesn't get resolved soon) be good or bad for silver miners?
>plastics shortage>packaging shortage/smg/ is getting glassed.>>62051825Vatnik pls.
pbr just keeps going
Do silver miners use oil or pans like the 1800s
>>62051993bad
ITS FUCKING RUGGING
>>62051962bearish
>>62051993Bad because they need to spend more on gas, which means less profit for them.
>>62051995Go balls deep on paper bags.
>tech stocks rushing after pre-market Jews made their gainsWHOCOULDHAVESEENTHISCOMING?????
FERTILIZER CHADS, REPORT IN>THANK YOU BASED HABER AND BOSCH
>>62051993Oil going up is only good for oil boomers, everyone else eats costs because more expensive fuel and transportation to ship you funkopops
>>62051993miners have been raped already, could have found their bottom but could keep dropping, but gold/silver has fallen also so their costs have gone up plus theoretical mine value has gone downi'm too low iq to figure it all out, but think silver/gold will rally when the recession hits (which it will) and miners will start to pick up when it does and the oil price eases
>>62051993Silver and gold can go up with oil if the stock market dumps. All 3 can't go up together without market manipulation. I know I have been watching this closely. (Checks PMs) Yep silver just dumped.
>>62051973sure fren, it's more than a 2x, its definitely good enough to take profits
TACO status?
>>62051780 hereI got FUCKED since trump never did his reporter meetingOil is pumping, and I'm out of my BNO.Extreme pain. Now I'm hoping it goes back down 1.2% today (+2.8% currently) so I can buy back in at the price I sold... How to deal with this feel...
holy FUCK never has every single market been wiped THIS HARD by one man's retarded blunders. he even destroyed the job market with tariffs last year. how does he do it? he just keeps messing with the FUCKING MARKETS when every US president knows it's best to just LEAVE THE DAMN MARKETS ALONE YOU ORANGE BABOON NIGGERFAGGOT FUUUUCKKKKK
>>62052021no TACOs for israel, youre on this ride forever
>expecting blood>it's greenso trumps tweets worked in end
>>62052021we're gonna need a bigger TACO
just sold part of my OIL holdings (Equinor) to make oil pump even harderbeware guys
The best way to hedge your portfolio this holy week is to donate some money to Israeli to help rebuild some of the homes that were lost in the aggression from Iran and their proxies boss.
>>62052011I can see them doing soso in current and maybe next quarters and investors will be a bit demoralizedthe following one, when/if gold shoots up and oil normalizes they'll greatly beat expectations
>>62051827Miggers actually believe this when Donald was the only retard foaming at the mouth to take a war with Iran since
>>62052033Here in the yard say we Statoil.
Iranian parliament was right
SUGAR WERE GOING DOWN SWINGING
>>62052042IM YELLING MIGGER
>>62052041don't jinx it pls
buddy dont look at soxl
HOOKED
What are you goys complaining about? You wanted green and you got you +0.8%You wanted more? Have your +0.6% and be happyPolice, help me this crazed man is trying to steal my +0.2%Thank you officer, the mad man nearly took my -0.5%
>>62052007nitrogen is the lifeblood of agriculture. why did you guys miss the boat?
>pre market green was a trapTo no one's surprise may I add
I hate these oil swingSI CANT STAND THIS SHIT GO UP
>______ MONDAYFinish this sentence.
Iranian Parliament Speaker called it, best trader in /smg/
>>62052055Who the fuck uses sd cards anymore other than pedophiles?
im shorting USO long term and getting absolutely slaughtered
>>62051955Mimi status?
I'M LOSING MY ASS ON CANE SUGAR
>>62052063Way to soon for that
>>62052060Migger Monday
BUCKLE UP FOR THE V
Did the SAAR posting USO shorter suicide or what
why do the elites hate us so
>>62052068who the fuck buys cane sugar?
I began sweating profusely while I drank my morning coffee. Now I'm sat in my comfy chair with my shirt off, letting a work meeting play on my laptop and shitposting on 4chan smig. But I desperately want to take a shower or at least towel off. Why am I sweaty? I hate this. All cash btw. Let the "market" (current fad) keep going down I'm positioned to benefit haha
>>62052084
>>62052078I hope so. Never seen someone so smug and retarded at the same time.
Where have I seen this pattern before>fear>taco>spike>...
>>62052085At this time of the week and all.
>>62052061>Trump gets his influence over markets upstaged by the iranians.This war will never end now. Trump will contract IDS (Iran Derangement Syndrome)
>>62052087>sweating profuselyProbably just a little food poisoning from last night's curry / Chinese takeaway. Just ride that sonsabyitch out. Sonsa
Everything is too quiet. Something's up
I want to buy the dip in Microsoft and Adobe but can't because I'm boycotting eveything USA.
If my nation wants to start shit with me for telling the truth, I'll live with that or die trying. They commited a terrorist attack on a non-aggressor. Same as Russia, same as Israel.And I stand by the understanding that these fools worship money, not human life.And if anyone wants to start the "it's not that simple" conversation, bullshit.It's all about money, having and not having. Being rich vs being poor. And they always choose our deaths over their discomfort. It's high time we tell them no.They should learn no. We've learned it all our lives. "No, we can't afford keeping you alive. No, we can't use our ridiculous funds to keep your livelihood."It's their turn to hear no.No kings.No war.No more.
My SOXS calls printed!HahaYES!.jpg
When I say IRAN'S SPEAKER OF THE PARLIAMENT you say SEPAS ("thank you" in Iranian)IRAN'S SPEAKER OF THE PARLIAMENT
>>62052100nobody cares, just shut the fuck up boss.
>>62052098i think it's ok to buy those two indian companies then
>>62052100L O N D O NONDONbe my smg wife
Retail is retarded (me too)
>>62052098>AdobeThat shit isn't dipping, it's straight dying.
>>62052100Keep your no kings shit in Europe twat
I've noticed a distinctly commie vibe circulating round biz over last couple of weeks. Somewhat bizarre given the nature of the board.
Vix is still too high to even make a degenerate gamble on the downside.
it really do be like thishttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=As0rplNJTZI
>the words of the official of the country we're at war with have more market credibility than our fucking president himselfmiggersisters, truth status?
>>62052114Have YOU been here for two weeks yourself? Every bear market we have tourists who come to gloat at our heavy bags. Then are bags pump again and they leave
The redneck vision for the united states is the 996 model from china
>>62052114It's almost like people are getting really tired of the current economic model and administration boss
>>62052114sorry pal, the capitalists had enough time to prove themselves
>>620521242bh I tuned out reading his post about three lines in after realising it was one of those types.
>>62052122Who did you vote for, chuddy?
>>62051864kys
>Trump before the market opens says Iran has conceded to his 15 point plan>Is still threatening to blow up their infrastructure if they don't open the strait and to seize Kharg permanentlyEquities market is desperate to believe that we won't see the worst crash since 2008
>>62052112the jeet formation
>>62052132I'm shorting Lockheed Martin, their paper jets are worth maybe 5 million not 100 million.
>>62052132>Yet you participate in society. Curious!
So the SPX dumped 60 basis points straight from the open the morning after this was posted. Is it because of what this terrorist said? How do I get compensation from the government for losing money due to Iran? Why do brown people have influence over our markets?
>>62052132>actor>opinionYeah that will show the chuds
Bought 10 MSFT $250 puts expiring in MayTotal jeet death
>>62052135This is a Vermin Supreme gen
>>62052135no one. i dont give a fuck who sits at the throne, just dont FUCK up my bags with your mentally retarded politics and im happy. but trump is one such mental retard, apparently. and his migger supporters (many of whom i personally know) are even more retarded and just won't SHUT THE FUCK UP about their "TRUST LE PLAN 9D CHESS Q ANON PREDICTIONS!!!" bullshittldr: just stop fucking up my bags
I shelled out for reddithood premium. I thought I was the world's dumbest homosexual for buying in but the return on uninvested capital is kind of nice now that I'm holding cash for the foreseeable future.
>>62052098Adobe deserves to fucking burn in hell after making Lightroom's performance absolutely unusable. LITERALLY PAJEET CODING
>>62052132>>62052131Are you sure it's not more like>my shitty and ironic get rich quick trades didn't work out?
>>62051718Cake acquired, time to short(en) it. Don't worry, I won't turn this into personal blogpost. I will be too busy eating the cake.
>>62052056WHICH WAY, NITROMAN? UP OR DOWN?
>>62052144>the market must have dumped because of what he said! Not because what he said could actually be true!dumb nigga
Daily reminder that nothing is ever going to happenhttps://x.com/FreyjaTarte/status/2038409107959427084?s=20
Can this two piece of shits stop dumping already i am already down 30% this year I cant Take IT anymore
>>62052147Bill gates always said he dropped out of Harvard and his friend graduated from Harvard. Now his friend is an engineer at microsoft and he is the founder of . Microsoft.
>>62052039Jews drug into this war. Guess which part is full of jews? You think voting Democrat is going to free you from ZOG? Lol, lmao even
>your indexslop is back to august levelsI know it doesn't matter in the long run but it's still annoying.
MU mumus, r u k?
>>62052144Orange is indeed a shade of brown
>>62052155based, looks nice
>>62052161If you thought buying this <--------curve was a good idea, there's not much we can help you with.
Looks like us PANICANS are back in charge
Iran with the 'v. brief reply to boomer spam' gimmick.
>>62052164Oh yeah? And how's that working out for NYC and it's growing muzzy pop?
>>62052161>overbought piece of shit stock nobody cared about until 10 months agoYou will lose everything if you dont sell already
>>62052144>BrownHe's Whiter than 90% of Americans
So, what happened to MU? I solded 50% of it on Friday thinking I had fucked up
>>62052143tbf, he didn't say "if you participate in capitalism, shut up," he said "if you love capitalism so much, shut up"
wheat
>RUBIO STATES IT IS UNKNOWN WHO LEADS IRAN DUE TO UNCERTAINTY IN LEADERSHIP.>We are negotiating, but we don't actually even know if he or they are the leaders.
>>62052185Market's retarded. Earnings were great and the memory shortage is here to stay for at least another year.
>>62052144New patron saint of /smg/
>huge wack off distribution top for MUNot good...
MU SISSIES ITS FUCKING OVER, PEG NIGGER SHILL SHOW YOUR FACE
>>62052179Don't get me started. Greatest city in the world and look how it's going. "But all cities suck" nah ruralfags are gay and I wish I'd spent my twenties in a place with actual people. NYC was holding strong for a while - notice they didn't have homeless tent cities and shit like cali cities, now it's fucked. Now Boston (already a close second) is going to be the best city in the world.
Governments are trying to manipulate the market through subsidies, price controls and the release of reserves, but this creates an environment where (real) supply and demand are temporarely disconencted from eachother. Right now they are keeping demand at the same level as before.Once they can't control the markets anymore, the price of oil will skyrocket and only then will we see demand destruction, reaching a new equilibrium. But the transition will be fast and unexpected. It will be like getting whiplash when all of a sudden the prices aren't getting suppressed anymore.
>>62052191What happened to Iran's leaders?
>>62052144>Getting financial advice from people that do not put the skin in the gameNgmi
>>62052190I hear it's the new sugar cane.
>>62052187Still a smoothbrained take thoughbeit
my SGOVies doin a lil sumthin
>>62052156it will only keep going up. ammonia needs methane. this is a buy-and-hold-forever kind of stock, and it pays dividends
>>62052192Is it? The share price reflects future value at future levels of profit not their current value at current levels of profit, definition of priced in, so if they've sold all their stock and future stock already then why would the share price rise?
>>62052179>non-whites invading the westIsrael couldn't be happier.
BYD doin a little somethin somethin today.
>>62052191>we don't know if we're negotiating with the actual leaderslmao what a shitshow
I hate N mondays I'm ready for TACO TUESDAY
>>62051825Joe didn't invade Iran, threaten Greenland, kidnap the president of Venezuela. He was just an israel cuck which orange man also is.
>>62052209Two words.Piss.
>waiting for Jerome to pump or annihilate my bagshttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9zwc4Z0dw_s
Any locked-in migger retards care to explain because I don't get it.
>>62052214Thanks fren, it tastes nice too>>62052214China overall is very green today. My Chinese ETF is up 1.4%
STOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOP DUMPUNG YOU DOGSHIT AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
AAAAAaaaa help me Internet oil computer
>>62052178Trump would airstrike that guy and then resume negotiating with his personal demons.
>>62052223>I can open and close the Strait at willBabe wake up, new orange migger cope just dropped
how far will MU dip lads?fundamentally nothing changed, other than oil getting blown up.this could be the slurp of a lifetime.
>>62052223>Curse'ed spinning headsHe said that about the wall (fence)
Can someone explain what's happening today? Preferably in a haiku.
>>62052192>>62052210>AI OverviewMicron Technology (MU) experienced a significant stock sell-off in late March 2026, dropping around 19.5% in five trading days despite delivering what analysts described as "blockbuster" or "record-breaking" financial results in its fiscal Q2 2026 earnings report>The drop, contrary to the positive headline earnings, is driven by concerns that profit margins have hit their peak due to the cyclical nature of the memory chip industry, rather than a decline in the company's current performance.Lot of MU baggies itt
Today is bottom day for sure I can feel itGigadump on Friday followed by bidding up on Monday just to proceed and nigger-reverse itThis is when everyone legit throws the towel and capitulatesThen tomorrow somehow we're up 2-3% and never look back
>>62052223Something something liberal sissies get bent or whatever.
I CANT TAKE IT ANYMORE I NEED TO KILL SOMEONE FOR THIS SHIT AAAAAAAAAAAAAA
Every market movement up is pure hopium right now or what is going on? When Russia vs. Ukrain end of February it took until October to bottom out. I'd assume we might bottom out sooner because Iran isn't Russia, but still the hormussy can stay closed for longer than it seems what the market is currently expecting.
>>62052237I hope you are correct. For your sake.
>>62052097I'm staring at my miners
>>62052237Well, hopefully, they can hurry up and elevator it down for the rest of the session.
STOP DUMPING I AM BANCRUP DEATH TO ORANGINE NIGGER SON OF A BITCH I SHIT IN YOUR JEW SHIT EATING MOUTH YOU WORTHLESS PIECE OF SHIT EATING DOG DIE BURN YOU DOG AAAAAAAAAAAAA
>>62052231The fundamentals for MU was always>yeah we'll take Open AI at their word they're going to follow through on these buysAs belief in that waxes and wanes so goes MU as it's priced in.Oh and skhynix was always better exposure because it makes more hbm.
>>62052223>we could bomb Pakistani and Chinese ships, believe me folks
I AM BRICKED BEYOND REPAIR AND IT KEEPS DUMPING HOW AM I SUPPOSE TO SELL WHEN I AM DOWN 40 % FROM MY NET WORTH I LITERALLY LOST HALF OF WHAT I HAVE I CANT TAKE IT I HAVE TO KILL SOMEONE FOR THIS AAAAAAAAAAAAAA
>>62052251>skhynixThey are getting bogged as well.
>>62051806I think the war was gonna happen either way and im glad we have trump instead of kam or joe
>>62052231Google invented some new algorithm which makes needing so much dram unnecessaryOpen AI can't afford to buy half the world's supply of ram
DEATH TO JEW DOGS DEATH TO SHITRAEL DEATH TO TRUMP DEATH TO AMERISHITISTAN AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA STOP IT ALREADY YOU WORTHLESS SUBHUMAN INSECTS AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
>>62052255Although I'm hopeful for an earnings runup.
>>62052235AI is retarded thoughbeit, I've asked it multiple times about different stocks and it never mentions the war or oil dragging the whole economy down.RAM prices haven't gone anywhere and AI hasn't either.I sold my MU bag at 430 so not a baggie either.
>>62052191As said in the previous thread, literally the old scam with an impersonator pretending to be someone else. The oldest scam in the world demented elderly boomers still fall for LMFAO
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>>62052237I don't think it's this kind of dump though. Global economic slowdown is locked in. We could bleed for months now. But I won't be sure about that until companies start lowering their guidance.
>>62052255No shit I just said they're more exposed. They do better and do worse every move.
>>62052223He could, but if Trump closes it, then he can't really blame Iran anymore
>>62052223iranians lost because they're all tranniesor somethingidk anymore at this pointwhat a fucking clownshow
>>62052253What the fuck were you holding nigga? Something leveraged? Micron?
>>62052223>it's actually USA that controls the straitI don't think reverse psychology is going to work after trying to claim that high oil prices are actually good for the USA.
Can someone explain to me the buddy check X computer meme I see it a lot and laugh but I would like to understand where its from
>>62052267He could still blame Iran
>jannies still won't let me post from my PC where all my dank memes are saved.>reduced to phonefagging during market hours >Usually only phonefag at night>can't use my trusty snipping tool>can't laugh with frens Janny pls! IM SOWWY. PLEASE UNHEEM. PLEASE REDEEM.
>>62052257>MemeAI jow has 6x overpaid DRAM bags on their handsLMAO
I want to cryPlease make it stop. We had more room to run with ai. This war is fucking GAY. FUCK TRUMP!
>they truly thought this would be a big green session and the start of the recovery
>>62052253>DOWN 40 % FROM MY NET WORTHlmfao smigger moment
>>62052253I'll be honest here. I eagerly await more and more posts like this from deluded mumus and zoomer dip buyers. You deserve everything you'll get.
>>62052273This probably:https://youtube.com/shorts/adKQVc4_ERQ?is=bGG5DNMOWc63Xxrk
>Treasury Secretary Scott Bessent indicated optimism about a reopening of the Strait of Hormuz for passage of cargo ships and said the administration is steadily moving to address the shortage of global oil supplies.>“Over time, the US is going to retake control of the straits, and there will be freedom of navigation — whether it is through US escorts or a multinational escort,” Bessent said in an interview Monday on Fox News.>Bessent said the global oil market is “in deficit about 10 to 12 million barrels a day, and we’re making up for that deficit.” The International Energy Agency’s coordinated release of strategic reserves amounts to about 4 million barrels a day toward that deficit, he said.US hasn't even got the naval assets in the area to do escorts btw, the navy of NATO is not what it was during the Tanker War either with Britain having a fraction of its fleet as an example
>>62052279This nigga called the bottom
42 was the spot on soxlWent long balls deep
>our tools
Just imagine if you were Barron>dad please just say nigger once, it'll make me millions
>>62052274That's true. And he would
>>62052287Buy more?
>>62052223US allows Iranian and Chinese ships that have regularly gone through the strait to do so because they want to keep the price of oil low, Iran has exported more oil since the start of the war than before it
>>62052284The pathological lying coming out of this administration on a daily basis is gold medal worthy, Jesus Christ.
Don't be GAY and hodl the AI stonks. There's a legion of slurpers waiting for you to sell.
>oil crisis is transitory Jpow is a broken record
>>62052253Glad I dumped Friday I’d be down 60% right now, took around a 20% loss
Well RIP superconductors. The helium cope bubble has popped.
>>62052223>we could close that up so fast but i thought the whole point of this debacle was to keep it open lmao is this the fabled "5d chess" that miggers are dazzled by?
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>jpow harping about everything being transitory again
>>62052275had to add a right click script on my file browser to my futures workflow so I can post from 5g. The longer this goes on the more convinced I am that I caused it
>>62052270>>62052161He is in quite a difficult situation. Sounds like a greedy all-in play with no risk management and no exit strategy. If I were him I would not enter it at all as I never chase rallies, but hindsight is always 20/20.
Its over. 100 years bear market now.
>>62052293Iran has already made the amount of money that usually funds their military budget for one year. At this rate they'll be able to spend 100 billion on their military this year. That's 40% more than Russia.
PLTR is such a piece of fucking shit
>>62052294Funniest part is>The Treasury chief also pointed to the Trump adminstration’s move to unsanction Russian and Iranian oil “that was already on the water.” He argued that this decision didn’t net either US rival additional funds, saying that there was “no extra money for either one of those regimes.”Russia has been selling oil at or above the brent benchmark since the sanctions were lifted, before the war they were selling oil for $35 a barrel now they're selling for $115+
>>62052270i have to be the most retarded retard on this planeti was 6k up last summer and thought yeah i am doubling and tripplingnow i am 7k down because i didnt take profitslesson learned but i cant imagine that i have the guts to get in the market ever again if i can get outthis shit +leveraged silver and goldthe worst part is i was break even with mstr, micron, circle and i didnt put a stop at entryfuck my lifefuck this worldfuck jewsand fuck america
>>62052273https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DL0DlqIF4y0
>>62052223It's hilarious that I've lived long enough to see US pull a 3 day special military operation
>>62052314>Still hodling BBNigga, wut!?
>>62051955priced in
>>62052220if we took all the urine output of the entire USA and has the means to hydrolize all that urea at scale, it would replace maybe 5-10% of total usage
>>62052326i made 3 x on it but didnt sellsold it today
>>62052223how is iran tolling any ships?
>>62052212But Jews live in NYC?THE FUCK?
>>62052303Some anon mentioned it could be my Internet profile or footprint or some shit I forget the actual term for but essentially boils down to the jannies being able to identify you based on the peripherals and shit plugged into your setup and all the specifics with your rig that you use to access the Internet. They know I like to laugh with frens about the state of Louisiana's publicly live streamed parole hearings.
>62052062https://www.newegg.com/p/pl?d=sandisk
