oil timeline, also no more kings and fuck Trump edition>Educational sites:https://www.investopedia.comhttps://www.khanacademy.org/economics-finance-domain>Financial TV Streams:https://www.newslive.com/american/cnbc.htmlhttps://www.livestreamy.net/bloomberg/>Charts:https://www.tradingview.comhttps://www.finscreener.comhttps://www.portfoliovisualizer.com>Screeners: so you feel like in the movieshttps://finviz.com/https://etfdb.com/>Gambling:https://www.optionsplaybook.com/options-introduction/https://www.optionsprofitcalculator.comhttps://optionstrat.com/https://www.optionistics.com/quotes/option-prices>Pre-Market and Live data:https://www.investing.com/indices/indices-futureshttps://finance.yahoo.com/>Calendarshttps://www.marketwatch.com/economy-politics/calendarhttps://www.earningswhispers.com/calendarhttps://www.cmegroup.com/trading/interest-rates/countdown-to-fomc.htmlhttps://www.mortgagenewsdaily.com/data/building-permits>Boomer Investing 101: so zoomers with meme stocks can outperform youhttps://www.bogleheads.org/wiki/Getting_startedhttps://www.sec.gov/search-filings>Misc smg:https://www.financialjuice.com/homehttps://finance.yahoo.com/trending-tickershttps://market24hclock.com/https://www.dividendchannel.com/drip-returns-calculatorhttps://brokerchooser.com/https://www.chathamfinancial.com/technology/us-market-rates>NEW THREAD: Copy-paste the following when making a new thread:https://pastebin.com/GfB48W5Gprevious smigger thread>>62052286
Trump Won
wheat
> nows
>>62052838yeah he won at losing!!! burnnnnn!!!!!
USA & Israel won already, Iran is just too delusional to realize that.
Is the threat to blow up oil wells bullish or bearish i dont get it
>Mu-mu-mu-mu-mu-mu-mu-micron
MUsisters how we feeling right now? I'm surprisingly calm.
>>62052849trumps new plan: to confuse the market and buy time for his next move
Why does Elon not want us to buy his stock?
>>62052857wasn't that his previous plan
>>62052849Oil is not even 110 after all that has happened.
>>62052862Man I'd love to own a bit of SpaceX, but there are so many genuinely insane Elon fanboys that it's pretty much guaranteed that the price is going to be disconnected from fundamentals to the degree that it makes Tesla's valuation look reasonable.
Question: will Brent ever go back up?The situation seems dire (for me).
>>62052862he knows retail is his main audience, so he'll force them to compete with hedgies to buy it after the IPO with a low float + indexing to drive up the price.
is ExxonMobil still a good buy?
>>62052852Calm like a soldier that doesn't have any bullets left while the enemy is closing in?
CRUDE
>>62052868Not until Monday.
Let’s make a deal goyim, you win us this war and we give you a pump - bill ackman
>>62052868yes
>>62052868Well I wouldn't say it is guaranteed but imagine this. Eventually Trump will have to take the decision if he will perform a land invasion or not. If you believe he'll just randomly pull out after all this then holding is risky, otherwise it should definitely pump upon confirmation of an invasion.
>>62052868Quite likely. Market still seems to be in a denial and things could escalate further. The supply of oil is going to be decreased long term either way.
>>62052868Pleb here, but why wouldn't it? As long as the war continues, say another week at least, it simply must go up more, right? That is what I am betting on anyway...
reminder to load up on cheap puts and shorts every time the market pumps because boomer retards believe trump dumbass lying tweets
>>62052820We are literally on the precipice of the complete destruction of all energy infrastructure in the Middle East, mass casualties for US ground troops who we KNOW will be used, a massive false flag somewhere in the US and or Europe and a war that will drag on for years as terror attacks will become extremely frequent in all Western countries. Food and fuel prices will skyrocket and everything else will follow. We know this. And that is if we're lucky and this doesn't turn nuclear and have even broader consequences.>Stocks are upI just don't understand this world anymore. Nothing makes sense anymore.
>>62052878Damn Billy still at it
holy fuck tech is getting heemedwere not even boots on ground yet
They confirmed that the Iranian representative that Trump has been talking to is Ghalibaf, the guy whose tweets everyone keeps reposting, such as the more recent one of doing the inverse of what the futures were
There is no reasonTell me the reasonThere is no fucking reason for mu to dumping 8% a dayTell ME THE FUCKING REASON AAAAAAAAAA I WILL KILL SOMEONE FOR THIS AAAAAAA
Micron will win....they have everything going right
>>62052839AMMONIA
>>62052886Rome wasn't burnt in a day.
>>62052865You'd also be investing in a company kept afloat by government subventions, and that would collapse if NASA gets serious funding again. I'd avoid it unless it's for a gamble
>>62052891There is no reason MU is over $150
How to (not) wreck myself?
I've come to accept losing all my money, it's not like I was buying anything with it anyway
>>62052889What happened to the ayathola? Dead?
>>62052881Denial??? How is this denial nigger I AM DYING HOW IS THIS JUST DENIAL AAAAAAAAA
>>62052891Google FUD + energy recession fears + AI death fears
>>62052874Calm like an 80s anime protagonist.
>MU >TSM>SNDK>IREN>INTC>AMD>NBIS
>>62052891turboquant seems like a nothingburgercan i slurp this dip?
>>62052904Probably
>>62052886But stocks are down
>nows
Oil is not moving. What is going on?
>>62052880this, if slippers in sand i'll make money, if not i'll count my losses
spy about to be red
>>62052913It is in regards to big tech. It's only for KV cache. Pretty great for us localchads though.
>>62052888(Sucks teeth)Ooooo We've still got a ways to go from here.
>>62052886You're either young or spend way too much time on/pol/. I suspect you're not happy with your current life too.This is literally nothing even compared to the covid mess where the world was halted for months. The markets dropped a bit and recovered a few months after.Now imagine the cold war.
>>62052878Was he this much of a zionist shill before marrying his Israeli wife?
>>62052902buy tbills, ignore markets, come back in 365 days
>>62052922
>>62052917US is selling its strategic reserve on the open market rather than releasing it to the public which is helping to depress prices, there's been a collective effort organised by the IEA to release stockpiles around the world to reduce demand so that has helped to soften demand, that extra supply will be consumed by mid April so prices won't move too high too fast until then
https://www.tipranks.com/news/why-micron-mu-and-sandisk-sndk-stocks-are-falling-today-and-why-analysts-arent-worried
>>62052927covid was fear over a virus, not a foundational block of our global economy being kicked out from under the jenga towerthus, covid has fast and furious effects on markets and rebounded just as fast. this is going to be a much slower bleed, to the tune of a couple years. literally everything in the world is changing. follow the money
Its over
>>62052891Did your stop loss execute? Mine didn't. What a massive, $1500 waste. You bet it'll suddenly rebound if we short.
>>62052927>This is literally nothing even compared to the covid messI'm not saying it's going to be a catastrophe like some of the doomers here, but pretty much every energy expert is saying that the world doesn't realize how bad this is going to get if oil shipments from the middle east don't resume very soon. Human civilization runs on fossil fuels.
>>62052936This image is like 7 years old boss.
>LMT down like 10% since the war started>doomping annoyingly hard today even tho everyone knows lockheed has an insane backorder and were about to deploy troops
>>62052937Well, but I mean it's not dumping either. I expected huge volatility like the past 3 mondays
$103
Unit 8200 lost.Israel lost.Trump lost.Oilchads won.Fertlizerchads won.Techshorterchads won.Max long on oil, max short on tech.
>>62052862>Why does Elon not want us to buy his stock?If you can't see the play from a mile away I have bad news for you>Whales buy IPO>Price rockets up>Retail finally gets a chance to buy>Musk fanboys accumulate huge bags>get domped on
>>62052927This is much worse than covid retard and it's not just about the war. we're paying for all the debt we've accumulated since covid
>>62052942>>62052945>Human civilization runs on fossil fuels.Correct. And regardless of how correct or evil this US/Israeli boondoggle is, the rest of the world isn't just going to roll over and die.They'll apply pressure to everyone, including Iran.
Four.
>>62052947Insider knoWars over in 2 weeks
>>62052950you can do it america!
i boughted puts but i sold them 20 seconds later for a 17% profit
This market is untradable
will being a buffetfag as a main long-term investment FINALLY pay off, instead of putting everything in SPY/VOO, if happenings keep happening?
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAH>>>/pol/531979582>>>/pol/531979582>>>/pol/531979582>>>/pol/531979582>>>/pol/531979582TRUMPS TWEET ABOUT CEASEFIRE NEGOTATIONS WERE WITH A LITERAL TROLL FROM /POL/ LOL
>>62052946can't mess with the classics
>>62052960Bro, how's bunker life going? You're not still short on oil, are you lmfao? Let me see those underwater positions. You do have a portfolio, right?
>>62052968i maked 630 us dollarydoos trading markets today. might get a playing station 5 professional before the price goes upperino
>>62052940Google's TurboQuant should only affect memory usage or RAM, context as I understand it. Not storage.https://sherwood.news/markets/memory-optical-and-ai-construction-stocks-dive-as-embattled-saas-stocks/But SaaS is apparently recovering? Does that make sense? I smell a coordinated exit.
>>62052948That volatility was caused by Trump's bullshit announcements before the markets opened which could swing oil 10%+, markets have become more inoculated to Trump's bullshit
>>62052927Your clothes are made of oil (polyester)Your computer and phones are made of plasticsThe chips inside your devices are made of oilThe packaging your food arrives in is made of oilYour food was brought over by ships and trucks using oilThose same ships and trucks are built from metal extracted using machines running on oilMost medicinal products are derived from organic molecules coming from oilYou thought covid lockdowns were annoying, you'll think of them as the good old days when you're starving and naked
>>62052969Buffett is down like 20% on his United Health investment...>>62052959>They'll apply pressure to everyone, including Iran.Trump doesn't give a fuck about world pressure, and this war is existential for Iran. I can totally see things spiraling.
>>62052947That pump was just the insiders getting in before the war kicked off, knowing that retail would FOMO for them to dump on
>ran across serenity>got oneshot by their techno word salad ai enhanced posting style>all in on optics names>lots of aggressive deep otm calls on parabolic tickers>3 weeks ago>down 35% nowI think I'm not cut out for this bros. I came from crypto so I'm susceptible to needing to be max exposed to the shiniest most speculative sector or else I feel like I'm getting left behind. And I have to use calls and other leverage to get the same feeling I used to get from buying a $500k shitcoin and watching it 50x overnight, except with infinitely more downside now. I want to find my way to 100% VT enlightenment but my demons just won't let me.
>>62052971uhh looks like it was you who got trolled by /pol/ lmao
>>62052927>This is literally nothingSeriously nigger? Covid was a mouse fart compared to what is already happening and what is going to happen.>I suspect you're not happy with your current life too.Any White men who is happy with his current life right now is willingly being a coward and staying ignorant, hoping the inevitable consequences will not be inevitable. Tell me, are you happy with how things are going? Yes? You shouldn't be, and it is okay not to be happy about it and be unhappy due to it. I swear you "men" who willfully look away disgust me, all so preoccupied with being "happy". Fuck off.
>>62052906Well, the oil production disruption has been only increasing since the beginning, but the price hasn't really increased, still hovering at similar values with no relief or resolution in near sight, making it pretty difficult to imagine that the current circumstances had already been priced in.But that's just my close to baseless guess. Just what makes sense to me.
Reminder that the israeli government (Unit 8200) is literally lurking these threads and mass-reporting anyone who goes against their controlled narrative. You should be max long on oil and max short on AI/tech right now.
didn't time the bottom exactly but buyed XLE 64c, XLE 65c both 4/17
JEROMETHE RATESHIKE THEM
>>62052990you sound like a degenerate gambler honestly
>>62052957People were saying the same in 2010, that the 2008 crisis wasn't solved and the debts and shit would crush us hard very soon. Same with covid inflation that was supposed to be the trigger to the crash.I've read doomposts for decades now, fucking ebola, mass immigration in Germany, terrorist attacks, trump first mandate etc.>>62052945>>62052942So the world will run with less fuel and slow down, exactly how it happened during covid.There are oil shortages already now in India, guess what they just cook differently and work less.
>>62052990Can relate. I got fucked by buying AAOI. Unlike yourself I'm just holding the stock rather than options so I'm hoping this Iran shit will just blow over and I'll recover to a mild profit.Serenity has made some good calls (AXTI was a great one) but the whole tech sector from memory to photonics is getting shit on right now.
>>62052990you seem retarded. protect your capital. markets falling while dollar goes up is good if you have cash. raise cash. be less retarded. meme markets of the last 10 years are over
Reminder that it's Good Friday this Friday and the NYSE is closed, there's a good chance Trump may do something during this period especially since it aligns close to his 6th of April deadline
>>62052999he's just salivating at the prospect of doing an emergency rate rise as one big fuck you to trump... maybe even up half a percent in one go to calm inflation
>>62052985>Trump doesn't give a fuck about world pressureNo, I mean other countries will grit their teeth and align with Trump's plan for Iran just to keep the oil flowing so they can survive.
>>62052899>You'd also be investing in a company kept afloat by government subventionsJust like every single MIC stock out there.
>>62052927Why do you all bother responding to this?If plan trusters want to provide the funds for fin institution solvency then why stop them?We won’t dahmp until they have what they need
>>62053003>So the world will run with less fuel and slow down, exactly how it happened during covid.you are comparing demand destruction to supply destruction btw. covid is nothing like whats currently going on, just so you know
>>62052947I think it has less to do with the war and more to do with NASA killing SLS and re-prioritizing moon base alpha and commercial space missions. That's a lot of aerospace pork being cut or repurposed.
>>62052997No, that was me reporting you.>Verification not needed
Buy more VOO or wait for further dip?
The bottom is in
>>62052995I could instantly tell you were a /r9k/ /pol/cel from your post.Sorry but nothing ever happens.Yes I'm white, healthy, wealthy, have a white gf, a loving family and live at the bottom of a mountain with a lake nearby. Feels good man.
Thoughts on directly shorting israel ETFs? Their stock market is dumping after their plan for building greater israel backfired and ended up bringing about Greater Persia.
>>62053008>align with Trump's plan for IranTrump has no plan and no way to open the strait. A single drone fired from a cave in a mountain is enough to make ships uninsurable.
So is the US taking over the iranian OIL bullish or no?
>>62053016
>>62053012Under our great Leader's guidance we are returning to the moon, and this time we're going to prove it is so east even women and niggers can do it boss.
>>62052902Auto buy spy $6k a week for the next 3 years
im crying and shaking right now because I had to withdraw funds from my 401k for a Margin call...
Freedom 35 boys, let's go
>>62053013Here they are coordinating their mass reports with the rest of their shill farm >>62052960
>>62052971you must be 18 or older to post on this site
>>62053016just made 70 dollarydoos on calls, but your post had nothing to do with it. im seeing it now after the fact
>>62053028freedom 75 men, lets kick up some dirt!
>>62053027>he listened to the israeli government shill farms telling him to short oilYou get what you fucking deserve.
Is it Monday pump into Friday dump episode again?
>>62053020Then we might see a massive invasion or nukes.How do I long WW3?
>>62053036ironically you are correct, this is the pump
>>62053036Where's the pump?
>>62053029Lmao dumb bitch
I always thought that Häagen-Dazs was a Danish brand.
>>62052997Stop spreading misinformation. Oil prices will be back to normal once Iran capitulates this week
>>62053037It won't be WWIII. If America invades even a small bit of Iran they will be droned and missile striked 24/7 until we leave. If we actually do something insane like invade Iran with 100,000 men then Russia and China just pump arms into Iran while they watch America get ripped to shreds by what is essentially "Vietnam but with mountains and religious zealots"
Any VG holders lurking? How much upside do you think is left on this? Surely the destruction of LNG production in Qatar isn't completely priced in yet, right?
At noon I thought there would be no more cheapies today, but it's healing
>>62053039Coming now. Creep up to 640 SPY
>>62052997I have posted plenty of anti narrative takes and have been fine. Being critical of the war is different from spamming 20 big nose burning in fire images.The only issue I ran into was specifically bullying the CIA agent with the international relations degree from Columbia.After that all my posts about him were counting as spam.
>>62053042Two more weeks!
>>62053009Fair lol. Although the USArmy's capabilities relative to their contractors is less than NASA's I'd wager, although it might just be a matter of time until the latter gets fully gutted too
>>62053027I just bought 500k of tqqq at the top.
CANCEL ALL ORDERS>CANCEL ALL ORDERstockmarketfunding.com™
>>62052927>Now imagine the cold war.stock market basically crabbed post WW2 through 1980 anon.
>>62052904vaxxed
here is your exit bro, don't miss it
>>62053039Considering I'm 1.2% up on my ETF's for today in this environment, it does feel like a pump and now it'll be just tumbling down until Friday again.
>>62053056Don’t think so bobo.SPY 640 EOD
>>62053048The US is always prepared for everything, nothing to see here. If anything it's a trap for Chinese investors to long oil then the US can get all of china's money
>>62053057Demand=supplyIf supply goes down, demand must go down.To get demand down, you need to raise the price.But oil is inelastic, you can’t live without it.So the price will need to go very very high.It’s just math.
>>62053057And I'm up 50% on oil calls lmao, enjoy that 1.2% compounding itself into the dirt by may
>>62053064nonsense. The feds have printed their way out of covid, they'll just print enough money to buy all the oil and win again
>>62053064We lived without oil for thousands of years tho...
>tfw you realize back in the day you could probably have taken Kharg Island by yourself (in bf3)
>>62053070You as a professional investor are the least ready to live in a world dependent on oil that gets deprived of it
>>62053064goyim thinks he can use logic
>>62053043Afganistan was easy to conquer, 75% were docile. It was 4 provinces that were the issue. This was the 2017 ellection. Most of Iran would welcome Americans. That central area would be as you described, but just split the country in 2. Nation build the actual valuable parts, put a brutal Sadam Hussein who rules off torture and Genkis khan diplomacy in the unconquerable parts. Would have worked in Afganistan, it work here.
>>62053073If we ever need to re-invade Wake Island, I'm enlisting. I know every fucking inch of that god damn island
>>62053070300,000 or so ape people did yes.But since the days of ur and Uruk, we have always needed oil.The Minoans, upon whom Atlantis is based (see Santorini) built their empire on (olive) oil.Before modern man was, oil waited for him.
>>62053070Yeah with coal, and wood, and horse power, and hydro power, and slavery.
>>62053076I'm considering to learn a blue collar job this year unironically.
You know this shorting thing ain't that bad
Buy KBR
>>62053058oh buddy, I wish you all the best
>>62053079If it would have worked in Afghanistan why did the US pull out?>we totally conquered afghanistan except for the hard to conquer partThat's called losing a war. What would you call it if someome conquered the US except for everything West of the Rockies including all the nuke silos?
Puts on EIS are literally free money. I can become extremely wealthy by directly profiting off of the destruction of israel.
>>62053069Nothing is actually made in America thoughbeit.What little is, is made at extreme inefficiency.With limited supply, the oil will flow to where comparative advantage is highest as needs must.In short you and other flyovers like you who’s collars are blue will get destroyed by this.
cash gang since early Feb, thinking of averaging back into stocks a week at a time
Anybody got any big plans for dead jew on a stick day?
How do I into suicide?
>>62053087Good plan really. Welding is unironically a good job, the fumes are noxious but you can get around with a mask. Plus, omce you learn to weld, you can make tons of stuff for basically free. It would cost me 300$ to buy an offroad bumper, but if I knew how to weld 50$ of scrap metal would do it
>>62053102Short oil.
>>62053092>What would you call it if someome conquered the US except for everything West of the Rockies That's most of America
>>62053102long rope
>>62053085and whale oil
>>62053096the US will pay for all reconstruction and then some you know
>>62053105Yes, except for all of California, a good part of the nuclear arsenal and a bunch of military bases.
>>62053079The U.S. "conquered" jack shit in Afghanistan outside of a small handful of urban areas.
>>62053092Im not saying they did not lose. Im saying if they split it in 2, pushed a Tajikistan nationalism narrative instead of woman rights, and pushed brutal realpolitic in those 4 provinces, instead of woman's rights, they would have won. Autists here see it as black and white, they cant grasp winning 80% of the valuable land even if you lose 20% to the goatfuckers is a W.
>>62053097Thats not true, we make spectacular crack whores, here.>And locally caught scallops, where I live
>>62052906Bruh, the market IS in complete denial. In a normal non-clown market that isn't manipulated to hell with jooish tricks that even in third world countries indexes they didn't even dare to dream of, the market would already be sitting at -35%. AT LEAST.
PLTR is a piece of fucking shit and I'm mad I ever bought calls on this zogged out trash.
>>62053079>Most of Iran would welcome Americans.
>>62053085Yeah but we have magnets now. We can get infinite energy from just a couple magnets boss.
>>62053115>we deserve to lose 1/3 of our market cap because some amount of oil is held up doe"No!"
Shill me what to buy
>>62053107Just looking at the world population estimates when oil extraction started (1850s) tells you everything
Bvy the fvcking slvrp, Bobos. It's not too late to become a MVMV BVLL!
>>62053116You shut your whore mouth Alex is a based jew and wants this country's culture to remain intact and recognizes the great experiment has failed
>>62053113Cause those 20% of goatfuckers are the one fighting you and they'll take power as soon as you're gone. Even in WW2 where unconditionnal surrender was achieved, Nazi officers still controlled the Wermacht and didn't change much ideologically until American investment
>>62053065Oh, don't worry. I will. Happy for you for making something out of this,
>>62053112You are doing it again. You are taking the Pushtan narrative and applying it to the whole country. Your brain can not separate the parts.
>>62053108>reconstruction>implying isn't real will ever stop getting glassed by missiles launched from Greater Persia using their infinite oil moneyEIS is going to zero. Buy puts.
I'm thinking 260 is the MU floor
>>62052947Do some research on the F-35's TR3/TR4 software upgrades. Some jets have been delivered without radars, they're basically paper weights, and the TR3 planes are flying while missing capabilities from TR2, and the government can't do shit if they wanted cause LM owms the source code lol
>>62052852>62052852i doubled my position
>>62053133Becuase the other 80% didnt have a cause to die for, hence the importance of pushing Tajikinationalism over democracy and woman's rights.
>>62053143>MU fucking GOD
>>62052852just watching my gains evaporate. Why did I not sell before the earnings, or any time after that really
>>62053152Just convert it into MUD bro for the next 20%
>>62053151Hey, do you sell any grapes?
>>62053138I'm not taking any "narrative" you dunderhead. Trying to form a country with a central government from a land that has centuries of tribal loyalties in every goddamn valley is never gonna happen. Afghanistan will never be a cohesive state because there's no national identity.
>>62052997Buy both and sell oil at the top and hold ai/tech long term they will recover by eoy
>>620531511 small oil please fren
>monday relief rally failing horriblythis shit is so fucking bad, it's literally just algos "buying the dip". the financial cataclysm is actually upon us and the market is getting more pessimistic.
Dip buyer zoomers deserve the rope and will get it. And they will feel it. They can burn in hell for all I care.
WAIT JEROME POWELL WAS AT HARVARD TODAY?? NOOOOOO I COULD'VE MET HIM unless it was restricted to students; even then you can slip in. DAMNIT
>>62053147fundementals are still the same - the world moves ever closer to ai singularity and total control through tech. there's no reason to believe it ends
>>62053163Consumer staples are recovering. It's all that tech/defense/oil money trickling down, like piss, in, the drizzle.
>>62053167tl;dr fuck zoomersbottom kek boss
>Retards capitulate on Monday Bloody Monday>Tomorrow is TACO TuesdayI'MI'MI'M GONNA SLURRRRPPPPPPPP
>>62053163i've become convinced algorithms are the only thing actually propping the market up. just machines reacting with unthinking logic and gullibility towards headlines and buying when they see Trump announce peace in 2 more weeks or Musk announce he'll have 80 billion robots by the end of next year
>>62053169Absolutely agree anon
>>62052868This situation reminds me of early covid where the biggest quarantine in human history was announced and transcontinental flights were being banned and the market only sold off like 5%. Basically investors were just in denial.There was demand destruction on roughly the scale that this oil shock will cause if it lasts into May. So really what we could call this is kind of the inverse of the covid recession.That's about what I expect. There will be lots of force majure declarations from the sectors that growth sectors of the economy rely on, creating a general bearish outlook for the sectors that were driving the economy. The policy responses available are limited because it's a supply shock rather than a demand shock. That will create panic selling, especially since baby boomers are going to want to protect their retirement savings.When the narrative reaches peak panic I will buy quality tech and consumer stocks that aren't jeeted. Some quality companies in East Asia and North America that look beaten down but will almost certainly come back.
>>62053163Since algo trading is so common and takes social media post as inputs, why aren't there way more bots out there to trick them?
>>62053158You are so fucking close! Just go one step farther.
>>62053167Someone buy the pico top several times again?
>https://x.com/IRanMediaco/status/2037966210990809109>Iran reaching out to America saying we are not your enemies, Israel is>comments are filled with millennials and gen z going "We know, we're trying to free our country from their grasp"The future is going to be very interesting
Just sold mu-21% tradeI hatte this worldI Wish i never found my way into this dogshit market
i need to 2x my money in 6 months
MSFT YOU FUCKING NIGGER YOU CANNOT BE SERIOUSEVERY TIME IT LOOKS LIKE IT'S FINALLY PULLING UP, IT PULLS THE RUG AGAINI HATE JEETS I HATE WINDOWS 11 I HATE INTUNE I HATE AZUREAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
>>62053179What's your list of tech stocks? I'd imagine telecom companies would be a good bet, if this war and recession result in American push for true self sufficiency
>>62053187:( *hugs you*
>>62053187You'll regret that enormously in2 MORE WEEKS
>>62053188Same but 4x
>>62053189Why did you buy msft knowing it was ruled by jeets and leetcode???
>>62052852I bought an odd number lot of MU so I could take profits down to the nearest 100 to fund defense. So I'm down 56 shares but my MU position is sitting inside a profit funded strangle where I can only lose if the stock stays still and even then oh well it was out of the liquidated profits.
A little something for mu xisters.Be. Patient. This time.
How many limit orders have you set up for the capitulation bottom? Surely, you wouldn't want to miss it?
>>62053189SAR WE'RE LAYING OFF OUR ENGINEERS ARE FAST WE CAN CAN
>>62053187Still down 7kI will never recover from thisUnitonically i think its over with my lifeEverything already was shitNow i also have financial baggage
>>62053189This a a company whom you hate the products, know the products are shit, and yet you bought. Literally why? Because double digits IQ retards bought it en masse? Did you buy Teslaids as well? You shall learn the lesson as to why you should never follow double digits IQ sheep.Only buy companies offering GOOD products. Even better if it's products you personally like, though it shall never be a requirement. But still a nice bonus.
>>62053206Timing the bottom is pretty much impossible but I will slurp Hycroft at around 25 burgers because it sounds like a good entry point.
>>62053180you would need the equivalent of a sybil attack or bribe a famous person to do it. it wont factor in the input of a rando as much as a person that is more famous/political or whatever (has more weight in their words).
>>62053176Its beginning of next month, which triggers peoples long time savings plans.
>>62053214Just calm down, figure out what went wrong, put your money somewhere reasonable and come back in a few months to try again
>>62053214Dude, seriously 7k is nothing, you'll earn that back in a year even working at McDonald's. Just take a step back and learn from this, happens to all of usIf that 7k was that important you shouldn't habe risked it on speculation
>>62053044LNG equities will sell off when the strait reopens, also there's lots of supply coming online in the next few years that will moderate the long term price and offset gulf production loss. I expect LNG to keep climbing slowly as people rotate more into energy defensively.There's potential for some price spikes that will push equites up while the war is on.
>>62053043So what's the exit strategy for this shitshow? Let Iran tank the global economy? I doubt Israel will let this one go, although they already refused to send their own troops.
>>62053203I had 300k of GSY.toWorst part is the day before the crash I was going to sell 100k for sports betting, but was to lazy and said I'd fo it tomorrow. I have no idea what to do now. Ive never bagheld that hard/much before.
>>62053205Their website gets worse every time I use it. Cargurus isn't much better.
>>62053189I am down 70% from ITS top AS WellFuck this life Jumping off a building doesnt sound so Bad anymore
>>62053227The first best strategy was not to bomb Iran. Failing that, quick exit and peace deal is the next best, but that would seriously hurt the US' remaining image so they've forced themselves into the worst scenario, fight there until people forget about it. Except this time nobody can ignore it cause the Iranians got the US by the balls
jerome jerome hyper jerome please!
>>62053214$7k ain't shit dude. Keep your chin up.
What memes are we buying?
>>62053214StopTradingAndAccumulateStocksJust hold and Do nothing
>>6205323385% market dominance.Massive amount of online up time.Increasing numbers of cars on roads.All kinds of internal combustion, hybrid, electric flux.
>>62053244Kek, I want a 30% crash, load up on tqqq, than we hyperinflate.
kekThe never ending woes of the retard smigger and his eternally mysterious to him line charts of his 400 carefully chosen muh stonks, all bought on THE DIP that keeps dipping. Reminder: 90% of you have been cock smoking this retarded orange nigger for years so bite down and take it now lmfaoI'd love to help you but most of you were
>>62053195>>62053215I bought it and META around the same time last year. I meant to sell MSFT as quick play because it's shit, but I got greedy and held too long. I made decent money off META by holding it through the dip, and that tricked me into falling for the buy and hold meme. My quarterly dividend is an insult.>>62053207Just take them out back and shoot them. Redirect all other jeets to New India (formerly known as Canada>>62053234This makes me feel a little better because I'm not nearly as fucked as you. You're going to die with those bags. I'll break even when I'm 90.
>>62053255I'd vote for hiim again tho
>>62053187lmao i bought in like a year ago what were you doing?
it does the same thing every day (goes down) and I still lose money somehow
TERRAIN ALERT, TERRAIN ALERT, TIME TO DEPLOY ANOTHER TACTICAL TRUTH
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=68XOX1h1qp4Rubio looks totally dead inside
So, the next obvious lie is "GREAT SUCCESS FROM THE MIGHTIEST MILITARY ON EARTH (USA'S), WE RETRIEVED THE ENRICHED URANIUM FROM THE TERRORIST STATE OF IRAN. THANK YOU TO OUR BRAVE SOLDIERS". With a nice picture to accompany the post on LieSocial.Obviously nobody will be able to attest it's enriched uranium, how could they anyway. "Retrieving" a few plates of lead or whatever random metal will just do the trick and pump those fake ass markets by +7.4% instantly.The writing is so much on the wall it's ridiculous.
>>62053249I've heard a lot about that meme stock called SPY.
>fake pump didnt even last a daylol. lmao even.
>>62052990>still haven't learned to use stop losses
>>62053248>>62053225>>62053224ITS much for me. Before i buy Something i Research and wait for a Sale to get the best price. I never wasted Money outside of Stock Market.This feels Like when a virgin Woman gets raped. She hast to live with this raped and her virginity being taken. I feel the Same right now. Even If i make that Money Back i will still be raped by that amount. And i dont want to Work for months Just to make the Money Back a jewshit eating orange nigger caused me to lose
https://x.com/AntiTrumpCanada/status/2038577543268229126
I bought SLV calls today and I hate myself for it
>>62053092We conquered all of it, factually.
>>62053266He's like one of those guys playing the string quartet for the sinking titanic.
>>62053131t. Alex
>>62053251>stop struggling and just switch to easy difficulty Trooncoded post
>>62053260I waited and waited and waited saying this hast to be the top but IT rise and rise and Just when insaid fuck IT there is no top IT toppedThe He bought? Dunpet meme is real
>>62053256As retarded as zuck is, at least meta had the VR market going for them, while microsoft is putting their money into vibe coding and building am apple-like ecosystem. You would've been slightly up with meta tooIt's pretty clear a lot of you have no clue about tech or geopolitics, no offense cause nobody can be an expert in all fields. But that leaves a lot of obvious trades hidden. You guys should really watch a few vids before going balls deep
it keeps bleeding lmao
>>62053277Stop losses make you vulnerable to Jewish tricks, though. Imagine if you set a stop loss on IBM or PANW.
>>62053290TVRTH NVKEYou are NOT going to get out of being poor doing the easy route
>>62053278no one caused you to lose anything, retardtake some accountability for your mistakes
>>62053190Companies with strong brand loyalty and are likely to sell off, especially among women. Apple, Nintendo, Toyota, Coca Cola, Lulu Lemon, Louis VuttonAlso innovative tech companies that seem to have wide moats, TSMC and Nvidia
>>62053278If you're not ready to lose money then stop investing. You could've put that 7k into SP500 and been up slightly, even this downturn is infinity% better than your total loss
>>62053280At least post the screenshot of the tweet.
>>62053294Nigger, I called the META dump and the IBM quantum computing pump last year.
>>6205320620,000SOXL@30
>>62052903Yeah I don’t give a crap about my 100k at stake, not like I needed to buy a bunch of Lego Star Wars sets with it anyway
>>62053309And if you had held through that dump you would've made a slight profit lol.
>>62053243>Iranians got the US by the ballsI can't imagine how big of a drooling retard one must be to believe this. We've destroyed every target of theirs with ease and if they don't sign the agreement they won't have water, electricity or their valuable oil. Iran is header for shanty town status
>>62053278Like >>62053304 said, put your money in KO or SPY
>>62053278You paid $7k to learn a very important lesson. Next time don't play with stocks unless you understand the risk and never invest money you can't afford to lose. You can build yourself a stable portfolio that acts as a base and buy and hold divvy stocks.
>>62053251I am Holding since when brc dopped and Nvidia topped and IT all went from +6k to -7k nowIdc how Long i still can hold and the Crash didnt even start yetIT hurts so much BrosI thought i can make It with Stocks yet another Thing that blew up in my HandNo FriendsNo proper degree and JobNo wife gfNo dasill mother i have to Take Care offAss siblingsStocks we're my only Hope and MotivationI have No Thing left ..
>>62052862We don’t deserve it really because we always dump the shit out of every IPO. >>62053151I’m so bad at trading I would have done better just holding this stock all in for 3 years.
>>62053297Who said I'm poor? I'm not rich btw.
>>62053323If you aren't rich you are poor
>>62053314I'm referring to META's most recent earnings. You're down bigly if you bought at any time after April 2025.
>>62053307
>>62053325Let's just say I'm above average poor then.
>>62053315That's the average Iranian, the IRGC doesn't care cause they've got decades of stockpiles in pic related
>>62052873Of course! Gas is always a good buy!
>>62053331It's okay, you're doing a good job (and I am poor too)
>>62053335we'll drop another 5000lb bomb on them an decimate whatever is left. they're completely rekt with zero options left. their one trick pony is about to be taken over
>>62053319If you're this emotional about trading sell everything and delete your trading apps now. You're like these people terrified of driving yet still on the road, at least on the stock market you can only hurt yourself
>>6205320610,000 GME @ $3
I think it’s safe to say a ground invasion is happening for sure at this point right? Only chance to save the market seems to be to force the straight back open their little manipulation tricks aren’t working anymore
>>62053327It's so embarrassing being a leaf, our own country is turning into an open sewer and we're too busy complaining about what our neighbour is up to halfway across the world.
>>62053343We literally can't destroy their "missile metro" system dude. That is why we are considering putting boots on the ground. I am pro-US too, but quit being retarded.
>>62053350It seems like it. I don't think the US wants the humiliation of pulling out, and even if they do there's no guarantee Iran will opem the strait
>>62053319Hodl you mouthbreathing retard. 30% bonds/money markets, 70% index funds. Or 40/60 if youre such a whiney pussy ass sissy bitch.
>>6205335082nd Airborne is en route right now. Could be a bluff, but it's looking likely.
I done tink we're getting -10% Micron today
>>62053319Education is neither cheap nor easy. Pick yourself up, dust yourself and carry on.
>>62053327>double jerk off sword dancethat's the signal boys. the bottom is in.
>>62053315Is the strait still closed? Or even just selectively open? Then Iran is still winning. We could nuke every leader they have and take all their uranium and destroy every missile silo and so long as there are 50 guerillas with a stockpile of $20 mines and drones from temu hiding out in the caves around hormuz, Iran still stays winning.
>>62053335And all those terrorists, I mean soldiers we kill? Who will shoot the missiles? They don't have endless soldiers, faggot, against our shit. They have faggot drones and goats with bombs strapped to them.
I boughted OILU and WTIU, was that the right move?
>>62053319Dont be a fag. Just dont even log into it. Leave it alone. If you capitulate now, you WILL lose money. Just stay the fuck away for a bit. Most of us are down much much much more than your little chump change. You just gotta wait it out and stop the fucking whining.
Buy puts on EIS lmfao. Looks like the curse of the eighth decade is at it again kek.
>>62053184babe, they kill our soldiers, israel protects them. you have so much hate it's made you crazy.
>>62053357m8 when the entire country has become destabilized from critical infrastructure being wiped out it will no longer matter what they have left they're completely fucked. their missiles are being intercepted and all they got are drones that are being shot down.
>>62053370Send in the twelve year olds.https://www.iranintl.com/en/202603265637
>>62053364They've been readying for at least a week or 2, I noticed that most western medias are pretty slow at reporting this. Unironically /r/lesscredibledefense is a pretty good source to get the news early, although they have a pro-china and anti-indian bias. I see articles there reported by mainstream media only days later
I really expected a mild rally if there was no bad news over the weekend.>>62053368It gets better - if you watch the video, they're playing YMCA and he does some sword chops after jerking them off. Winning!
>>62053372And if you want to be smart, set up buying orders along the way.
>>62053377>israel protects themLol, lmao even
memes aside, I took a small position in MU, if it keeps going down I will DCA, but its P/E is really good right now and I don't really think the Google paper is going to reduce demand as much as the market thinks it will.
>>62053378>>62053370Then put your money where your mouth is and short oil and post pics
Powerful capitulation vibes ITT.
>>62053365And another -10% tomorrow
>>62053387Lol retard, that PE ratio assumes RAM at $1000 per stick
Uh o stinky
Does boots on ground green or red Oil or gass?
>>62053390Sounds like MUD to me
>>62053391yeah and they are going to get it, Sony today just stopped selling memory cards the memory shortage is so bad
>MUWHY WON'T IT STOP DROPPING
>>62053380They aren't slow, they are all Left outlets who don't want to scare all the pussy faggots and boomers that a REAL BIG FIGHT, NOT A REAL WAR will happen until they can't avoid talking about it anymore.
>>62053369There is plenty of third world dirt elsewhere to get your greedy hands on.
>>62053393Should be an initial red hit then go green if it looks like we will get it open I think
>>62053270I dont care much for the turd world or their posters. Except Botswana, they can actually flush their toilet paper unlike slavs making them honorary whites.So where did we land on tqqq vs upro?
>>62053393Imagine not being long energy right now. Just wait until landing ships start getting sunk with hypersonic missiles, and FPV drones start chasing the survivors. I'm sure that will lower the price of oil kek.
FNMA up 40% today due to the change in crypto mortgage financing and because Bill Ackman said it was "stupidly cheap".
>>62053388Already did. Bought XOM and made a tiny bitty.
YOU'VE ALL BEEN MU LESTED
>>62053393I have no idea when, but it's going to fuck off prices at some point after boots.
soxlsisters i am considering suicide
>>62052820Hey real quick, I am financially rekt. Down like 50% YTD. I am being raped. Thank you for your attention to this matter.
>Ticker named MU>Isn't bullish
>>62053388I'm an investor not a day trading gambling faggot like you masquerading as an investor. You lose all your money to emotion based trades I simply forget about it for a year and come back up big. Day traders lose end if story
>>62053413Do it and I'm all in calls
>>62053407I wish we were at war with Iran, this special combat operation is going to be over in 2 more weeks if everything stays according to plan boss.
>>62053407Sure, all those cool weapons and they don't use them on the Airforce planes?No, them crashing trying to refuel isn't a win, it's hilarious.
>>62053413soxl should go back to single digits like it did during the tariff tantrum
>>62053418How? What if your stock tumbles like fuck for any number of reasons? Guess you'll lose money just the same ...
and down we go again
>>62053425I agree, we don't need of this political"Police action" pussy BS like in Vietnam, let's just admit its a war already
>>62053425Unironically this.
>>62053426Iranians shot down an F-35, there's not much better than that. And they know not to panic waste all their missiles lile the GCC and Israeli did
>>62052820>oil is up>russia can continue to fight ukraineCongratulations miggers, you played yourself.
>SOXS +13.37%
>we are making good progress with our negotiations with Iran Why is he still even trying this stupid fucking tactic? The market isn’t believing your BS anymore especially when Iran continually keeps saying no we are not in any talks with you.
>MU forward P/E is at 7.63Give me one reason not to buy
>>62053441Do it, retard. kek
>>62053418brokie mindset
BOBO YOU WERE RIGHT I'M SORRY OKAY PLEASE JUST MAKE THE LINE GO BACK UP
>>62053043first of all babe, not true at all. but we don't even need to play that game because there's no real reason for us to invade iran, and the threat of russia and china precludes it, we can't make a large force commitment now. second of all think babe, that is neither the easiest nor the surest way to get what we want, which is a surrender of the uranium. this might not be the best path but it's enough to work, we don't need to go house to house in tehran. try to live in reality to keep from catastrophizing so much.
>>62053429I wish but with nvidia at 4 trillion I doubt it. I sold SOXL at 18 and id have 10m if I held to 52 and it haunts me every single day.
>>62053360>>62053348>SellYeah i want to but how do i get Out of this mess with minimal damage?
>>62053430diversification m8 it's nice to know the average doomer is a clueless retard about to lose all their money. broad index fund investing is a proven strategy that has worked since the inception of the market. you're a gambling faggot and you're going to lose everything
a bad day for lean hogs
>>62053044i begged this board to buy under 15 and nobody replied
Why is my oil producer etf going down today?
>>62053433They can't admit it's a war because the word "war" carries legal implications.
How are the FUCKING RETARDS that always posted "muh nothing ever happens" doing right now?
oh, MUmu...
>>62053459You tell us, you're the one who invested in it. Why did you invest in them? Don't you know the companies involved?
>>62053435what happens to the pilot?
>>62053451How old are you?
>>62053462Doing pretty good. Nothing ever DOES happen- we got a bear run just like a bullrun. This is a gift
>>62053445Bad mumus need to learn their lesson the hard way
>>62053461>They can't admit it's a war because it is not a war.ftfy
>>62053461https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=S3o-3pL79O4
oil
>>62053461I don't think war is a crime sir
>>62053473Now you're getting the hang of the pilpul!
>>62053471100%
>>62053478which regime though
>>62053478i love jews so much
>>62053478Imagine total gulf infrastructure death kek. Then it won't even matter if the strait is open, fucking genius
>>62053485Venezuela... pt.II.
>>62053478This tweet doesn't imply whether it's the US or Israel regime that'll be collapsing.
>>62053184babe i didn't know you very well when we met. and the line i used on you was something like, "you should go to dinner with me sometime, i'll make you so paranoid your hair will fall out." which i admit is merely ok, if i had another shot i'd do better. but i was so wrong, you're the paranoid one for sure, and i would have a soothing effect on you. that's been clear to me for a while, and you need that so badly.
>>62053488Then the jews will create greater heeb land and rule all the pipes and make all the sheckles. Then us american fucking suckers will still give them money. Im pressing the gas button as fast as I can on these faggots.
>>62053479Only congress can declare war, this is a special combat operation until congress comes to a decision as to if it's a war or not.
-10% MU SISTERS WE DID IT -10%!!
this is a good opportunity to buy a 0DTE NVDA $165 put guys. theres no buy order block below and only big sell blocks above. this shits gonna tumble into the close for some good gains
>>62053478This is a lie, the regime has already collapsed, Israel is fighting a war of annihilation and wants Iran to cease to exist as a country
>10%
>>62053478I welcome isn't real continuing to kill itself. Dead israelis are bullish for my portfolio. Long oil, short tech. Maximum leverage.
Still not slurping
>>62053215You only do that if a company like that just got a new CEO who wants to make good products and isn't too terribly jeeted. HP is one example. It has been slowly crabbing upwards since I bought last month. Sure it does take loses and is occasionally in red overall but mostly up in green. That is a salvageable tech company.
i shall bake i guess
Is it too late to get into oil?
Its over, over.
Are you guys ready to live in a world where you'll need a drone swarm to leave your house
>>62053513Everytime I've talked myself out of getting into oil over the past month it's only gone higher
fuarklike a deflating balloon
so why are we collapsing now?
>>62053507You's think the Israeli would be the first to adopt FPV drones en masse after seeing its' effect as a force multiplier in Ukraine. They need to make the most out of their small army, that's why the Merkava has its' engine at the front: losing a tank isn't as crippling as losing the crew. Similarly, they have infantry carriers based on tank chassis, some of the most armored worldwide
>the country getting all it's shit blown up with no end in sight is actually the ones wining here>this is what the mainstream media has brainwashed you to believe
I bought the Nasdaq dip at 35x leverage
Just think how oil would be if they weren't doing everything they can behind the scenes to surpress the price
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>>62053519As soon as I buy USO the conflict will end and I will be ruined. I just cant.
>>62053184i love you babe. i dunno what's going on inside your heart and i wish i could guide you more. trust that i care about you and want the best for you.
Free fall free fall aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa this is it the big one aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
>>62053502I don't get it, why declare it war officially. Was Iraq, Afghanistan etc. declared war
>not a single rally, just straight down the entire dayjesus man, glad I'm not a MUbaggie
Slurped a bit of SOXL at 40
>>62053278bro nobody said stonks were a 100% win rate strategy to get money, you are exposing whatever money you use in the market to something called risk, and you are punished or rewarded accordingly. You should either manage your risk if you know how to do it or invest an amount of money you wont need in the near term. Otherwise it's pure gambling and you should quit before you burn down your house or become a slave to a bank for life. I know greed is enticing and the promise of a brighter tomorrow can move entire nations, but there is also a grim side of the coin and you just had a taste of it. It's not over. Get a job and get your shit together. You will be fine
>>62053503>POLICEMEN SWEAR TO GOD
