sit back and watch the fireworks edition >Educational sites:https://www.investopedia.comhttps://www.khanacademy.org/economics-finance-domain >Financial TV Streams:https://www.newslive.com/american/cnbc.htmlhttps://www.livestreamy.net/bloomberg/ >Charts:https://www.tradingview.comhttps://www.finscreener.comhttps://www.portfoliovisualizer.com >Screeners: so you feel like in the movieshttps://finviz.com/https://etfdb.com/ >Gambling:https://www.optionsplaybook.com/options-introduction/https://www.optionsprofitcalculator.comhttps://optionstrat.com/https://www.optionistics.com/quotes/option-prices >Pre-Market and Live data:https://www.investing.com/indices/indices-futureshttps://finance.yahoo.com/ >Calendarshttps://www.marketwatch.com/economy-politics/calendarhttps://www.earningswhispers.com/calendarhttps://www.cmegroup.com/trading/interest-rates/countdown-to-fomc.htmlhttps://www.mortgagenewsdaily.com/data/building-permits >Boomer Investing 101: so zoomers with meme stocks can outperform youhttps://www.bogleheads.org/wiki/Getting_startedhttps://www.sec.gov/search-filings >Misc smg:https://www.financialjuice.com/homehttps://finance.yahoo.com/trending-tickershttps://market24hclock.com/https://www.dividendchannel.com/drip-returns-calculatorhttps://brokerchooser.com/https://www.chathamfinancial.com/technology/us-market-rates >NEW THREAD: Copy-paste the following when making a new thread:https://pastebin.com/GfB48W5G Previous smigger thread>>62062486
AUSSIE STATUS
>>62063091Luigi is China
> nows
>>62063096>AUSSIE STATUSwasted and wounded
>>62063090Hydrogen is difficult to store.
kekoilies
>>62063109He's building a skatepark in heaven nowR.I.P.
>nigger liquid
I just saw trumps final warning and forgot to sell all my oil now I'm down. I hate this bros. Why do we never get a chance to sell.
>>62063116OILOnlyIdiotsLong
I'm happy to be green even though I don't believe any of this crap.
Pleas don't make fun of us Oil baggies, didn't we suffer enough?
it's actually going to be two more weeks isn't it
stock nigger niggeral
>Maps from MarineTraffic show that dozens of oil tankers are holding position in the Gulf of Finland, unable to dock at the Ust Luga or Primorsk oil terminals in Russia. Closed pools is the new meta lmao. Balts and Fins should charge a toll for great keks, btw.
>>62063128try years
heemed on wheat today
>>62063096not great not terrible i'd say
What the fuck should I hold for tonight? This is worse than gambling
>>62063134this nigga buying wheat lmao
>>62063127Past a certain age, a man who thinks theyre an oil magnate because they put on a cowboy hat and figured out how to put orders into the ladder on Robinhood's mobile app can be a bad thing.
>>62063139Hold someone you love, tightly.That's all us Goy mortals can do.
>>62063139you know you can just hold nothing
4 day week everything after monday morning is fake and gay
>>62063128Rambling laundry list of shit I’d say. Claim victory. Meanwhile planning something the weened when markets closed.
>>62063134u gonna make some bread for us, little guy?
>>62063131Those ports won't be open for a long time. Ukraine hit them every night for a week with thousands of drones. They're toast.
Xom sisters i thought morgan stanley was backing us.....
>>62063134I thought it was physical wheat. Did a weevil get into your supply?
I am still 50% cash, this war better not be over yet
>>62063139Being in cash is valid atm desu
>>62063131This winter is going to be grim.
Nearly there bros! Either we go to the moon and markets pump or we scrub or spontaneously combust and cause an earth shittingly large dump.
>>62063128>progress reportso it's not mission accomplished is it.
well well well how the turn tables
>>62063134Look on the bright side, at least people won't starve to death.
>thinking about taking some money off the tableFuck this, how am I supposed to even know what Trump will actually talk about. For all I know, he could rant about his ballroom or whatever.
>>62063144it's kinda cool though
Pakistan had commitments to buy LNG cargoes from ENI (Italy) throughout the year.In November 2025, they told ENI they don't actually want them and ENI could sell them elsewhere if they wanted to.When the Iran war started, Pakistan asked ENI if they could actually get those LNG cargoes after all.ENI did not respond.
>>62063139Daytrading is gambling unless you're privy to insider knowledge.>>62063175>the guy obsessed with his legacy and the stock market price>I wonder what he will say???
>>62063146I am a goy, I can’t do that
>>62063175put it in vix
>>62063178Actually hilarious.
>>62063155Weren't they going to Europe? Is Europe shooting tankers full of its own oil?
>>62063180It's possible to have an edge in gambling
>>62063168>SLS will get to the moon before StarshipElon on suicide watch.
>>62063091Baggie baggie euro oilly baggie
>>62063186Ukraine doesn't care about EuropeSee nord stream
>>62063178On the funny trades front, TotalEnergies (France) literally bought all of Oman's foreseeable production, amounting to 70 tankers, on the first day of the shitshow in was is the biggest oil bet ever made. They already made a billion out of this.
calls calls calls calls calls calls
Where’s the oil donnie
>>62063188Seek help.
>>62063192That was the USA's handiwork thoughever.
>>62063188i call it luck.unfortunately, the drink and the luck ran out
>stock goes up a couple dollars>make several hundredI think I'm getting addicted to invoosting.
>>62063180thats why they call it a casino. the biggest firms in the world are degenerate gamblers
>>62063178both countries are brownoids, dont care
>>62063193If Total made a billion imagine how much the actual traders (Vitol, Glencore, Trafigura, Mercuria, Gunvor) are going to make.You see the news of all these tankers being diverted and behind each one is probably a sick trade.
>>62063200thats not investing
>>62063196Which bimbo's husband is this? I googled Pam Bondi but that wasn't it. So you're telling me the Republicans obsession with bimbos was all projection?
the snp looks hilarious on the 4h. just bzzzzzt green green green green green green
>>62063200Also what should I buy today? Kinda want something not tech but I can't think of anything. Might just go with VOO.>>62063206Even though I intend to hold for several years?
>>62063197Are you implying there is no strategy with positive EV in the market? If so, why are you on this board?
>>62063207Kristi noem. Republicans are always projecting. Fuentes is gay, the quartering is a literal cuck, Noems husband is into bimbofication. There was this republican donor who let his wife fuck the pool boy
>>62063186Ports. Not tankers. Russia has nothing now on the Baltic.
>>62063200It's wild. All this money out of nowhere and I didn't have to do anything. Really puts wageslavery into perspective. >>62063215Why would you not buy oil? It has crashed while nothing has changed.
Pump it.
>>62063210Lol yeah this is so fake and gay, I've never seen such a stupid pump. All on no news as well, just retweets.
>>62063196is this shit fuckin real? lmao based
Just another 1% more green and the market is back to where it was 3 months ago.Let's laugh at the permabears who were announcing $150 oil and a new recession
>>62063222>All this money out of nowhere and I didn't have to do anythingThe downside is not being able to do anything with said money for a while, but it definitely feels nice.>oilI'm interested but I don't know what to buy. Tech's the only sector I actually have some knowledge of.
>>62063229being long a market thats gone sideways for 8 months isnt exactly brag worthy. imagine being invested and still getting eaten alive by inflation
>>62063096>AUSSIEAustralian PM: WORST OIL SHOCK IN HISTORY!!! Australia got a big update ("worse oil shock in history") just a few hours ago: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QMb8wrquExg [Embed]
its topping outputs puts puts puts
Every day of April will be green.
>>62063234We're only in the second day of recovery you braindead niglet. Still got 5% more to climb once iran FUD is over
>>62063242kek baggie
>>62063242>Oil still being over 50% more expensive is good actually!What cope does to a nigga.
>>620632428 more full days of passover pumping baggie. Cheers to your massive, massive bags.
we broke throughcalls calls calls
>>62063102cute
>>62063253through what? thanks for letting me know puts are on sale
Totally normal activity
>>62063127kek !!! fuck oil, my lifestyle wants cheap gas and profitable minors.
>he boughtered nigger liquid
peak US trading session>>62063128>progressBUT HE ALREADY WON
>What african kingdom was Alberto Barbosa fromhaha so heckin funny you yankmutts
RETARD STRENGTH
bobos WILL puke up the puts before close
>>62063113it's overIran won
>>62063216Buying undervalued or growing companies, yes. Technical analysis is mostly astrology.
>>62063268that's a time honored meme
>>62063258broke through the hormymen
>>62063268t. Alberto Barbosa
>>62063222Nice trips> oilI guess some insiders know it will soon be over? Hope they're wrong
retail niggas gonna get heemed
OOOOOOOooooooooooooOOOOOoooo>>62063260military does a lot of stuff just in case
>>62063268Lurk 10 years before posting
>>62063272I did this morning...
KEK OIL BAGIES
Do you guys find it weird that governments around the world are cutting taxes on fuel, thus subsidizing demand? Making it cheaper isn't going to make people buy less of it.Makes me think if their response to an oil shock recession is going to be money printing to smooth things over?
Goyimbros I don't think I want to deal with the real world any longer. My XOM oil bags are getting heavy.
>>62063116scam pump before yanks invade Iran after Thursday's close
>>62063295money printing is what I voted for
>lets see here>you bought a near infinite supply of a black liquid at an ATH
>>62063298Bro...betting against the goyim is not the real world..
>>62063275Who said anything about TA? What do you think market makers participate for, charity? And statistical arbitrageurs? Do better.
>>62063126no one doesthe market is only doing this to punish put holders>muh deescalation hopesIsrael still wants to destroy Iran
>>62063298Thats what happens when Oilers hate on tech. Never mess with the tech.
>>62063144Where can I get a cowboy hat?
I'ma get some dinner and when I come back this day better be red.
>>62063127On the other hand my minors are pumping so idk what to feel
>>62063275And stock picking is still 'gambling', you just believe yourself to have an edge. You are contradicting yourself.
>XOM>-5.6%OILGODS.....
>>62063091>there are people ITT invested in (literally any medium of media production)>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YxkGdX4WIBE
>>62063275works for me
>>62063316do NOT come back
>>62063316We are gonna scam pump right up until thursday close
>>62063298People keep forgetting that the earth is a giant cow that makes oil instead of milk. No one ever became rich becoming the milkman.
>>62063232I just started learning about oil myself. There's XOM and CVX, American big oil, can't really go wrong with them however British oil is cheaper due to years of government hostility and bad management. There's a French one called TTE, i heard they are good but don't know anything about them. And one in Brazil called Petrobras or something like that. Out of the ones in the UK I chose BP because it's price per share is less than it's price per revenue i.e it's undervalued. It also has a new management that is promising to turn the company around. This is an important factor because the share price was actually going up before the war started.The UK government could tax them to death or their turnaround could flop but so far it's been looking promising.
>>62063128>we're doing great>we won already>we want to reopen the strait>actually we don't, leave it for the europoors (that we secretly envy)>we've obliterated Iran>but actually not really we will still bomb and maybe invade with ground troops>but peace talks are going wellwow I can't wait
>>62063275>BPGODshould i sell my oil stocks?
POSITION ENTERED: Bear put spread, 655/650P 4/2 at $0.88 avg. - Total risked: $880 - Max profit: $4,120 (SPY ≤ 650) - R:R: 4.7:1
>the hardline points from either side are completely unpalateable to the otherThis hype feels absolutely delusional, like the market is attempting to manifest a victory the same way a 13 year old girl manifets a boyfriend by writing in a notebook 100 times.
What NTLA longs should I buy before the squeeze?
>>62063130real world dealing goyim edition
>>62063348this works i did that
>>62063346>BearGOD
OIL MARINESWE ARE SUB 160THIS IS NOT A DRILL
>>62063348kek yeah. And even without the war, things were already crumbling. I don't know whether to long in the name of the eternal clownhood or take the most obvious short I've ever seen. I went short, but not as heavy as I would under sane circumstances..
>>62063348Tech won tranny.
>>62063318Fair enough. Day trading is riskier though. >>62063324GigaChad.>>62063341Heck no! Don't let Donny win!
>He's got a hebrew handler
>>62063280source?
STOP THE COUNT
>JUST IN: Binance officially launches oil and natural gas futures trading.
>>62063367>Fair enough. Day trading is riskier though.Only if your edge is insufficient. Day trading minimizes overnight risk, which tends to reduce drawdown and improve other risk adjusted metrics. The best strategies are always intraday.
>>62063362Buy the dip.
>>62063335my food attempts not promising today.i was down in the reef with my spear and this creature was staring back at mebefore i could get a shot off it flapped its front flaps an disappeared in a matter of seconds at high speedin retrospect i do not think i should like to eat something so disgusting, and it has made me reconsider shellfish in general, which are clearly just bugs full stop
>>62063371I've been speaking with the Iranian president's great-grand-niece's stable boy
>two days>almost half of the V there ;^)
>>62063245Being a long on the stock market (ETFs) isn't a baggie, it's just guaranteed 10% a year on average return.>>62063248WTI can't hold 100 with 20% of the world's shipping cut off. When a compromise is reached it's going to freefall.
Iranian official Tabatabai says President Pezeshkian to release letter to American people
i'm tempted to go all cash while it's still up
Age of aquarius on speakers and zoomers in next booth talking about japan and gooning...
>>62063295it's giga retarded in EU since VAT doesn't apply to companiespure populism
>>62063393You should. Take a breather, breathe that reefer in my lungs. I got grapes, what you watchin', son?
Took profits on that 6625 resistance target I mentioned last thread.21.45 credit, 16.80 debit. It will probably trickle up a little more but it might also turn around and shake calls out since the put squeeze is done. Not comfy with holding longer.
>>62063388don't bother with these retards
Whats in the letter to the american people?
>>62063377i will at 120
>>62063393Nah, go all in on calls
>>62063306
>>62063401An IQ test
https://x.com/smajid_moosavi/status/2039379615295447055Coming soon...Prepare your shelters הכינו מקלטיכם
>>62063399thoughts on tomorrow
Just went all in on btc, dubs is my IQ
>>62063306wanna get nigger liquid skeeted in my rectum so bad bros
>>62063388Pretty disingenuous of you to say it can't hold when you have the literal President running FUD almost every day.
>>62063373SCHD rotated out of energy at the literal perfect moment
>>62063362My calls are good to May, I’ll hold and wait for it to rebound in a day or two.
nigger nigger nigger
It's the week before the covid crash and you dumb niggers are falling for the same Talmudic tricks and lies as last time. Buy the oil dip, short tech.
>>62063391War will be drawn down. Its over for bears.
>>62063295>Makes me think if their response to an oil shock recession is going to be money printing to smooth things over?Of course it's going to be that.But printing for whom you forgot to ponder... ;^)
>>62063388>when a compromise is reachedlol, lmao
>>62063422>trump is an incompetent buffoon who no one takes seriously>but also he's so powerful his tweets are can keep oil down for a month straightwhich is it baggie?
>>62063378It's so cute, clearly saying "please don't eat me!"
hoops at the gym anyone?
My local chippy sent me a freddo Easter egg with my haggis supper. Proper win.
Time for dessert. You can have my tomatoes bave
>>62063418why has BTC not been a little more bully during this? it's a petro-dollar alt
Hear the rime of the Ancient MARINErSee his eye as he stops one of three
>>62063435>he thinks iran isn't desperate for a peace deal>he fell for iranian bluster aka AI videos posted to twitterlmao
>he got a relief rally before the real dump>one last chance to get out>he still hasn't sold>he's buying>he's buying calls
>>62063391Fuck that guy, he keeps making pussy statements contradicting the IRGC. He has no power, he's a nobody.
What are those movements
>no deal>hormuz still closed>oil and gas still not flowing >everything up 20% anyways because of a literal tweet by Trump claiming Iran was ready for ceasefire with ZERO proper confirmation on their sideHe might have just spoken with a fucking janitor over the phone, what the FUCK
anyone buying SOXS calls?
>>62063437Strawman AND goalpost moving. Impressive.
>>62063442seems like someone had an happy ending on that
>>62063295Tbh I never thought of this. I doubt the average normie would think that far either. They just see cheaper fuel and press the vote button.
>>62063449Plus he's a politician. And there's worse than a politician: a politician that fears for his life
>>62063448>>62063456BAGGY ARE YOU OK?BAGGY ARE YOU OK?ARE YOU OK BAGGY
>>62063451you're seeing nothing that you hadn't seen nearly exactly one year ago
>>62063131lmao get fucked r*ssians
Oh this is going to suck for alot of american boys
>>62063131>Gulf of Makka Fonn
>>62063134oh no cheap food
I'm outta here.Enjoy the rest of the day.SPX is going to hit 7000pts around early may or quicker.
Leaving NATO is insanely bullish. Voting for Trump was like buying NVDA at $5
How much higher can it go realistically? This seems like the best news possible is being priced in. I'm very tempted to oversize my shorts here..
>>62063468There's no way we invade. Literally no way. Iran has 500,000 soldiers and another 500,000 reserves. It would be a blood bath even if we win.
>>62063134>Gambling on people starvingYou get what YOU FUCKING DESERVE
>>62063477Everyone said there was no way we'd bomb in the first place either
>>62063484>"Dude I know you're retarded but don't shoot yourself in the foot">"Holy shit dude I get it you're retarded and insane but don't shoot yourself in the gut">"DUDE THE FUCK"
>>62063477You're such a pussy...
>>62063477When you look at the current leadership you do wonder.
>>62063336Fug it, bought 2 shares of BP. Might buy more depending on what the situation looks like next week.
>>62063476Agreed, go as much in as you can handle. The conflict isn't nowhere close to done and once physical oil starts running out things will turn much worse quickly.
>>62063477Didn't Iraq have a gorillion men in 2003?
The fact of the matter is that the war is over. The US cannot keep this up and cannot win by any means.
>>62063139cash
This is the exit pump based on lies and copium before the market goes straight down. It's the covid crash all over again. You may be HOOKED.
>>62063490Two? They're five quid each.
>>62063505why did you have to do him like that bro?
Why arent you investing in copper anon?
>>62063511Gypsies will just steal it.
>>62063511al americano...
>>62063131>>Maps from MarineTraffic show that dozens of oil tankers are holding position in the Gulf of Finland, unable to dock at the Ust Luga or Primorsk oil terminals in Russia.>Closed pools is the new meta lmao. Balts and Fins should charge a toll for great keks, btw.and danes as well, since they technically own the danish straits from way back when
>>62063505reminds me of my zoomer workmate who used to invest $10 at a time while transaction fees were $1
>>62063505?
>>62063162I hate Trump as much as the next guy but I don't want to see hundreds of dead young americans arriving in wooden boxes with flags
>>62063151THIAS NIQQA MAKIN BREAD AHAHAHAHA
>>62063491If it dumps like it should tonight and into tomorrow, I'll pour one out for you boss.
>>62063511>what you see seconds before you hear "babe I found you please love me"
>>62063240>its topping out>puts puts puts putsim thinking about itSH and PSQ seem pretty easy for this
>iran is a 900iq regime that's humiliating da jooz and cheeto hitler>but also, they don't want a ceasefire and instead prefer to have all their civilian infrastructure bombed, possibly invaded, and become a pariah state by strangling the global oil supplywhich is it?sometimes it's lonely being the only smart person on this board
I have officially FOMOed back into MicronSorry everybody
>>62063522Oh you're buying on the NYSE.
>>62063175he does what Israel wants him to doThink, what does Israel want to do right now?
Damn my Alcoa stocks is going crazy
>>62063498Iraq is a literal desert that you can bomb to oblivion while the goblinos pretend they do something. Iran is a huge mountain fortress, armed to the teeth, afghanistan on steroids and with higher IQ (they are persians, not brown). So good luck.
>>62063423>SCHD rotated out of energy at the literal perfect momenttrue!it was a magnificent playand it was just due to their rules too. oil companies got too high so their dividend percentages fell.smart
So, we will somehow go through the biggest oil crisis in modern history without even a single capitulation session? Not even a low energy -4% one? If so, I’m quite impressed.
>>62063543to destroy Iran?
>>62063540time to empty my bags
>>62063539Reqd about the Iran-Iraq war you FUCKING RETARD. The market is completely unaware of how big of a fuckup this going to be.
trips and we rips and oil dips or whatever idk.
>>62063554It's over
>>62063553>i'm smarter than the marketis that you're a broke baggie?>>62063546>armed to the teethsource?>high iqsource?
>>62063454>>no deal>>hormuz still closed>>oil and gas still not flowing>>everything up 20% anyways because of a literal tweet by Trump claiming Iran was ready for ceasefire with ZERO proper confirmation on their side>He might have just spoken with a fucking janitor over the phone, what the FUCKwelcome to irrational marketsfirst time?
>>62063439im too old for the youth league, sorry kiddo
>>62063560>I'm a fucking retard that doesn't remember this is exactly like how the covid crash played out>t. (You)
If boris johnson didn’t ruin everything maybe the UK would have gas
>>62063551ding ding ding
>>62063554
>>62063562people wanna position themselves before easter, personally I should have sold some oil companies yesterday but I was too greedy
looks like spy is topping and the bounce is overwant to throw on some shorts to make a quick buckbut I don't know what orange will say after market closedecisions decisions
>>62063569the covid crash, where markets plunged and then recovered within 7 months?yeah that's already happened lil guy. sorry about your bags :(
I am worried that this time they decide to mix up their game a little bit and the insiders have massive shorts ready for tonight
The bear claw swipes down, killing the bull.
>>62063579lock in at least a little bit of gains or you'll feel kinda dumb tomorrow morningsee >>62063578
>>62063583>the regime that posts AI videos claiming it sunk an aircraft carrier, is a reliable interlocutor no one is falling for this shit. brent 98 baggie
>>62063580Covid was demand-side. You can't print your way out of a supply-side crisis you FUCKING RETARD. They're going to be doing QT and rate hikes. You delusional retards are going to get dumped on so fucking hard.
>>62063579>looks like spy is topping and the bounce is over>want to throw on some shorts to make a quick buck>but I don't know what orange will say after market close>decisions decisionsokay boys I did itthis will fund EVEN MORE buying the dip, when we get back down thereride the waves up and down, you have even more money at the end.
>>62063593tbf there is an aircraft carrier out of commission right now
>>62063593So Iran is lying about making a peace deal with the US to dunk on Israel....HOLY BASED I FUCKING KNEEL TRVST THE PLQN...
See you in the abyss mumus
>>62063596>he shorted?
>>62063595
>>62063594>supply side "crisis">sputtering regime in flames that's already desperate for an exit restricting 20% of oil for a month>>62063600trump, marco rubio and bessent are all aware of the reality between their diplomats and the people in power in iran, yes
>>62063586>lock in at least a little bit of gains or you'll feel kinda dumb tomorrow morningyou know what, that's a good ideaI should sell my longs toodone. SOLD ALL THE LONGSwasn't that big of a positionbut yeah I should lock in those gains, then ride the wave down with shorts.
Are we finally dumping?
Funny joke
This is such a bad website compared to Booking.I would not want to own this. It's almost as bad as the airline websites themselves.
I'm gonna feel really stupid if MU dumps another 5%...
uhm.. why is it crashing
>>62063540now it's dumping, thanks a lot
AAAAAAAHHHHHHHH WTF WTF WTFMY GAINS NOOOOOOOOOOOOO
>>62063583The market manipulation from this administration is fucking unreal.
>>62063610the post market dump is HERE
>>62063609>but yeah I should lock in those gains, then ride the wave down with shorts.holy shit the dropsold the longs and bought the shorts at just the right timeGood job, me.
>>6206360630-40% of the world's oil supply is gone, you dishonest shill. Even if the strait magically reopens, all of the energy facilities have been bombed and will take YEARS to rebuild.
>>62063622Yipee *kisses you*
>>62063609making gains is never wrong, worst case scenario you could have made more money, which is an ok problem to have
You may be HOOKED.
>>62063623source for any of that shit you just made up?
>NOOOO DON'T YOU SEE THAT EUROPE WILL COLLAPSE FROM A GAS SHOCK t. analysts in 2022
>>62063540absolutely tit mogged.
Took profit and trimmed
>>62063622well done
>>62063631/int/wtf
>>62063631this time it's super serious (for reals)
This is a bear trap.
uh oh
Direct hits on ships:18/March - Yes19/March - No20/March - No[...]29/March - No30/March - No31/March - Yes01/April - Yes
>>62063643/int/ is just /pol/ but cringe
>>62063649Yeah I can see it
get out of your positionsyou had a good run the last two days, but you do NOT want to be holding overnight tonight
>>62063615I knew it and I did it anyway
status report on this retard?
>>62063657oh no, the markets back at vwap, its crashing!!!! lmao retards
>>62063649proof??
>>62063630I don't debate dishonest israeli shills. You make up your own reality even in the face of evidence. I would tell you to post your portfolio so I can laugh at you later when it dumps, but it's obvious that you don't actually hold any stocks.
>>62063661made literally 500% on my calls that i was still holding from yesterday, easy
>>62063665got a 2x on the calls i bought 5 min b4 close
>>62063664>i have no source for the shit I make up on the flydamn that's a shockergo lose more money baggie
>>62063665And today?
>>62063525They enlisted happily, patriotically and because they thought their president wouldn't start wars.
>>62063675i sold them because they expire tomorrow, its locked in buddy
>>62063595DO SOMETHING YOU YELLOW FUCK
AXIOS: ISRAELI AIR DEFENCE ANTICIPATING SIGNIFICANT IRANIAN ATTACKS DURING POTUS NATIONAL ADDRESS
>>62063673You don't even own any stocks because you're a paid shill.
>>62063677Lol poser. In the last thread, you were saying to buy calls and railing against my puts.
>>62063525Isn't the military full of green card chasers?
>>62063679kekI wonder why
you know bobo is desperate when the market instead of being up 1.10% is now up 0.80% and is getting super aggro out of literally nowhere lmao
>>62063681BAGGY ARE YOU OK?
The Artemis II astronauts have selected blackjack instead of poker as the game to use up all of the bad luck before the launch occurs. This launch will dictate the overnight market more than you might expect.
>>62063691>>62063691>>62063691
>>62063688>War ends tomorrow >Energy prices up from AI buildout and commodities production demand>War continues >Energy prices up from supply shock
total smigger death
Tonight's speech will be a big beautiful pump, one for the history books
>>62063525Yea, war is hellBut please understand that I want to buy the bottom, so things have to go bad
>>62063091i hope you guys took profits on the APRIL FOOLS PUMP.
Israeli Broadcasting Authority: Negotiations between the US and Iran are not progressing positively.
>>62063150Pumping the market up so he can invade this weekend.I hate this orange kike.I hope the Democrats prosecute his entire extended family for insider trading.
My ass and jaw hurts a little less, gonna door dash and grindr this weekend.
>>62063469FREEOILERRAKKA MAKAFON
