world at war thanks to senile tyrants like Trump, Putin and Orban edition>Educational sites:https://www.investopedia.comhttps://www.khanacademy.org/economics-finance-domain>Financial TV Streams:https://www.newslive.com/american/cnbc.htmlhttps://www.livestreamy.net/bloomberg/>Charts:https://www.tradingview.comhttps://www.finscreener.comhttps://www.portfoliovisualizer.com>Screeners: so you feel like in the movieshttps://finviz.com/https://etfdb.com/>Gambling:https://www.optionsplaybook.com/options-introduction/https://www.optionsprofitcalculator.comhttps://optionstrat.com/https://www.optionistics.com/quotes/option-prices>Pre-Market and Live data:https://www.investing.com/indices/indices-futureshttps://finance.yahoo.com/>Calendarshttps://www.marketwatch.com/economy-politics/calendarhttps://www.earningswhispers.com/calendarhttps://www.cmegroup.com/trading/interest-rates/countdown-to-fomc.htmlhttps://www.mortgagenewsdaily.com/data/building-permits>Boomer Investing 101: so zoomers with meme stocks can outperform youhttps://www.bogleheads.org/wiki/Getting_startedhttps://www.sec.gov/search-filings>Misc smg:https://www.financialjuice.com/homehttps://finance.yahoo.com/trending-tickershttps://market24hclock.com/https://www.dividendchannel.com/drip-returns-calculatorhttps://brokerchooser.com/https://www.chathamfinancial.com/technology/us-market-rates>NEW THREAD: Copy-paste the following when making a new thread:https://pastebin.com/GfB48W5Gprevious smigger thread>>62064788
Trump statement on the war streamhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Mxi23GrKX-U
IT'S ON
ITS OVER
HERE. WE. GO.
> futures
PLEASE TRUMP END THE WAR I WANT 18 YEAR OLD PUSSY
Its time
>he was on timeuh oh, this can't be good
>>62065418what's he gonna say, bros?
Holy shit he just said nigger
PLEASE TRUMP INSTATE THE DRAFT I WANT 18 YEAR OLD PUSSY
guys do not check nasdaq computer
Pussy niggers
>futures
HAHAHAThis idiot can't stick to a pre-written speech. What a baby.
>>62065445
sharpie in the pooper, donald!
This meeting could have been an email
>futures are dumping
>futures are mooning>...also oil is mooning?
>tfw longing oil and soxl
>they say death to Israeland I should care why?>muh october 7thlmao
"DEATH TO ISRAEL" -Donald J Trump
>oh poor Israel
this isn't sounding like a peace plan
Idk he might actually end it seems like he's actually sticking to the script
>>62065455No idea why, this sure doesn't sound a like a peace declaration. He is justifying the war continuing
>>62065462It’s over bros
>>62065456hey, I know that video...
>>62065418larping leftist continuing to suck muslim cock before being thrown off a building to it's death you're cringe and not helping
THE SIGNAL IS IN. IT'S TIME TO DIE FOR ISRAEL IN 4K DRONE FOOTAGE.
OIL IS FUCKI G RIPPPPING
FNGU bros they hate us cuz they anal
>>62065464hes basically just a big puppy dog
looks like we're getting more bullshit for another 3 weeks yawn see you next month
>says nothing, nothing happens>circuit breaker tomorrow but VIX only goes to 30
Trump voters need to be stripped of their rights. It's not fair bros, why do we all have to become poorer because conservatives are so stupid?
BOBOS REPORT INHOW WE FEELING?
>>62065464He cute
>there would have been no middle east and no israel right nowimagine
I am once again glad I exited this clownmarket
I'm dying, he sounds like a child forced to explain himself to his parents.
I voted for this 3 times
>>62065481Comfy as fuckTechNO bears rise up
I AM OFFICIALLY.....CONFUSED
CAN HE CUT TO THE CHASE
>>62065491How are you comfy, futes are ripping. I am scared
>>62065418holy fuck MOOOMOOOO YOURE DEAD!HE CALLED A MASSIVE NATION WIDE PRESS CONFRENCE TO SAY THE EXACT SAME THINGS AS ALWAYS!!!YOURE DEAD MUMU! YOURE ALREADY DEAD! CHECK THE SPX AND OIL COMPUTER!
If they are beaten we should leave!
hmm somebody is slurping
AMZN GSAT
Every single one of you trump supporters are retarded low iq. Unbelievable how this clown of a garbage human being is president
>nearly overit's not over
he sounds like a drunk grandpa that won't stop talking
OH SHIT ARTEMIS
HE SAID OBJECTIVES ARE COMPLETEIT'S OVERWE PUMP NOW
>nearing completion >nearing completion>nearing completion >nearing completion>nearing completion >nearing completion>nearing completion >nearing completion>nearing completion >nearing completion>nearing completion >nearing completion
cheeto jewpuppet is talking right now are you goys paying attention? will markets pump big tomorrow?
>THE OPERATION IS>>NEARING COMPLETION
>>62065498Watch and learn
MISSION... ACCOMPLISHED?
FINISH THE JOB GOYIM LMFAO
>>62065498>ripping>-0.15%
>NIGGER LIQUID TRANNYS
and silver just dumped for some reason?
I don't care if Iran has nuclear weapons.
>strongest economy in historyyeah its over
>>62065480i'm up 80% on the yearmaybe liberals are the real retards all along
Bullbros…we got cucked
>>62065521Israel does though
>no inflationI'm dead. My sides are gone.
Futures are all over the place right now lmao
bruh, he can't even say Hormuz right
>>62065490He needs you a fourth time. Call your local recruiter now.
what do you call this chart formation?
Literally nobody know what is going to happen lmaoooooo
So nothing new in all of this, same ranting, business as usual, Hormussy still tightDid this turboattentionwhore needed to waste everyone's time addressing the nation?If he loves attentionwhoring that much, can someone tell this boomer he can do livestreams?
>We don't even need that HormussyHe's actually an oilcel
Is it over?
NOBODY'S EVER SEEN ANYTHING LIKE IT>NOBODY'S EVER SEEN ANYTHING LIKE ITNOBODY'S EVER SEEN ANYTHING LIKE IT>NOBODY'S EVER SEEN ANYTHING LIKE ITNOBODY'S EVER SEEN ANYTHING LIKE IT>NOBODY'S EVER SEEN ANYTHING LIKE IT
Cherish deez nuts nigga ahahahaaha
>reee why won't iran admit defeat!saved your time
>>62065514thank you papi
>and the highest stock market everSell everything.
>THE WILL OPEN UP NATURALLY
cherish the hormussy
>>62065532Nigger Thursday
Nigga I can't even tell if he wants to send troops or pussy out, I'm getting mixed signals here
>>62065529It's the same comments from the last month put in a single "speech."
??????
What a fucking nigger. Unbelievable. Thank you for your attention to this matter.
>shortly>very shortly
Fucking algo bot niggers are painting the chart like my fucking EKG
it's over
2 TO 3 WEEKS OF VERY HARD HITS WE ARE SO BACK
quads and the dump resumes
>>62065521Thats antisemitic I think
HERE WE GOGIANT RED DICK
>where they belongnot very diplomatic, eh?
The stock market hasn't really gone down
TWO MORE WEEKS
>the goal is to bomb iran back to the stone age, where they belong
>Nearing completion>Strait still closed, directly managed by Iran now>Oil trading in Yuan>Israel and axis of resistance still fighting each other>Gas prices still red hot>NATO fracturedPeople ACTUALLY voted for this and they post hereAnyways, this is a diversion from starting ground operations in Iran.
big announcement: 2 more weeks
>WE WILL HIT THEM HARD FOR THE NEXT TWO OR THREE WEEKS
>>62065521Me neither but Jews control our government and need to protect their rape colony
Oh no Bloody Thursday
kek everything is a pussy grab to him
>he's bringing up the world warsWHAT THE FUCK IS HE DOING
shit i should have sold today.
why is he talking about world wars bros
>>62065418Lol @ the oil futures pump when trump said he won't open the straight
Isn't this just the same things that has already been said?
Who the fuck will hold over a long weekend after this, tomorrow will be brvtal
Bullish?
TO THE MOON
>>62065532"Fuck your DCA"
He just compared this shit to WW2, Vietnam, and Iraq.
no way the nigger is bringing up world wars lmao
Okay I have do know wtf this answer was supposed to beis this the april fools event?
Thanks for saving my panican folio
welp guess i'm full porting soxs in the pm
WHO WROTE THIS SPEECH HOLY FUCK
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHHA>WW1>WW2>VIETNAM>IRAQ WARYes, Mr. President, scare us more please kek
>Markets no longer respond to cope tweets>Fuck it do it live on tv
this retard saying every historic war took multiple years for the USA, but it won't be like that for the iran war...
>Nikkei dumping
what a fucking shameless golem
>>62065586My guess is the writers for Life Liberty and Levin
>>62065583>he doesn't recognize the character
we are done, we are fuck
Eat shit, Panicans. We won. Iran lost.
>>62065583looks like slowpoke to me
That was terrible and completely pointless.
*slow clap*
>>62065571WE ARE FREE
why the fuck didn't they save this for tomorrow kek
WHAT THE FUCK
two more weekslmfao
>>62065581Does he know?
well babe, what do i think of that speech?
well whos ready for the market to immediately bounce back lmao. nothingburger
Yea this shit is never ending oil's hitting 150
Iran will also go all in during these 2-3 weeks, nuking the shit out of other countries.
"you wont believe what other countries are saying about how powerful we are LEAVE IT TO THE IMMAGINATION but you wont believe what theyre saying" IMAGINE IT ONLY DONT GO CHECK
A fucking nothing burger. Just more drivel to hold up markets. I still think he will go in over Easter.
Flat day tomorrow
>>62065599more like>futures
For anyone who didn't watch the speech, nothing has changed. Iran War is still ongoing, strait isn't opened. Back to red next week
>>62065586a jew obviously. they are so out of touch with the everyday american so its painfully obvious when they write the speeches and posts for trump
>>62065514papi?? i’m getting scared again
>WTI IS ABOVE BRENTWTI IS ABOVE BRENT>WTI IS ABOVE BRENTWTI IS ABOVE BRENT>WTI IS ABOVE BRENTWTI IS ABOVE BRENT>WTI IS ABOVE BRENTWTI IS ABOVE BRENT>WTI IS ABOVE BRENTWTI IS ABOVE BRENT
How will Hormuz open up "naturally"?
the mission accomplished speech occurred 6 weeks into the iraq war by the way
was that just a massive shitpost?
buttcoin dropping
i am officially fomo'ing into panic
>>62065618Is it over already?
>>62065618what? it'll open itself. didn't you hear the president?
>>62065579It's gonna go straight down in a few days isn't it
>THE STOCK MARKET WILL GO BACK UP VERY RAPIDLY>IT DIDN'T FALL THAT MUCH TO BE FAIR
all he had to do what stfu
>Trump: US Operations In Iran Have Concluded Successfully>• US Forces Have Crippled Iran’s Military To An Extraordinary Degree>• US Does Not Need Oil From Middle East>Trump On Iran: We’re Going To Finish The Job; Getting Very Close>- Core Strategic Objectives Are Nearing CompletionI thought we already won
>>62065623Take it
>>62065593Lol. Fuck my life.
Most useless address to the nation ever, he said nothing new. Literally repeated his shitposts from this week?
I hope you guys got outAll the fake reporting about ending the war was the most blatantly obvious exit liquidity pump of all time
>>62065575yes
>>62065586You think Trump reads written speeches? Where have you been for the last decade. HE DOES THE WEAVE
>>62065634>IT DIDN'T FALL THAT MUCH TO BE FAIRhonestly this is where I am atnot even tariff panic tier
Boring speech. Exactly what I didn't want - nothing. Mother fucker. >>62065578I wanna buck break ayylmaos in a bunker. Where do you sign up?
Goodnight, folks—goodnight, PANICANS they panic, they turn everything into a disaster—total chaos, believe me. They work themselves into a shoot, it’s sad, really sad. Nobody knows confusion like these people. But we’re strong, we’re smart, and we’re not falling for it.
>>62065642it was like an all hands meeting where i work
No clue what markets will do tomorrow based off of this speech. Both bullish and bearish news. Crab day? Idk
Did he say the words "two more weeks?"
>reasonably positive>no other whacky revelationsWe're so pamping.
In a world of nothingness that was the biggest most useless colossal fucking nothing burger oOAT
>>62065623It'll need a little bit of lube>>62065620Do not fear
>>62065648Based
So what was point of this speech? He said Iran lost but it's not his responsibility to open up straight? No plans onHow to secure straight other than to have satellites surveil it to prevent Iran from getting it? So is his plan to have a forever war to bomb Iran when ever they're about to build up This all seems so stupid and he didn't even clarify what objective is? So US won't open Hormuz despite destroying Irans navy?
>>62065647Yeah that was bs, I can’t believe he asked for the nations attention at 9pm for that.
I've been reading that the US and some other countries are shorting oil to try and decrease the price of it? How does that even work given the war and shortages are expected to be protracted?
Ooooooooo SHHHHIIIIIITTTTTTTT
>>62065599Life's better when you root for the Orcas. They fuck up everything and just don't stop.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=a5KuIGkoCE8
>>62065650He said nothing, so I guess it will do nothing? The Easter attack I assume is coming will tank it though
>>62065624Fuck, this is the guy we could've had in the White House...
Lel I knew he was only doing this to keep the markets propped up for one more day. They have to do it day by day now.
>>62065663???
>>62065650>No clue what markets will do tomorrow based off of this speech. Both bullish and bearish news.It's definitely boule'ish news compared to how bad it could have been. E.g. leaving NATO, invading the whole region etc
>>62065623the NPC boat drivers will resume their script
Shit's dumping, but its ok because he said the market didn't fall that much anyways
>>62065675It's even more confusing when you read it in real words.
is the smart thing is to still hold cash until Monday?
>>62065677Good for me, I don't have anything in stocks rn and I'm gonna buy the dip. What should I invest in?
Man I stayed up for this shit? He just rattled everyone for fun...
>>62065675They forgot to mention that the big guy compared this to WW1, WW2, Vietnam and Iraq
>>62065679Did no one in his cabinet at least attempt to save him from this blunder? Like statements contradict one another and they don't add up? It seems so obvious that they have no idea what to do at this point.
>>62065682You some kinda panican?
My soxs is rising
OILchads where we at?
>>62065675he also said something about destroying all iranian oil is not off limits, that doesnt sound good
>>62065675>Literal "two more weeks">If>Close>Empty saber rattling >A lie>A truth of questionable relevanceGay admin. I liked it when he was making up silly nicknames for his enemies.
>>62065682Yes.Until Monday, September 13th, 2026
>>62065691Range bound forever baggie.
>>62065688Might as well just like Benny Yahoo take the mic at this point >shalom, goyim..
Panican chads eating good tomorrow
>>62065690My cockss is rising as well
>>62065691Guess we're mooning.I thought I'd have to wait but it actually looks like the market might shit itself tomorrow.
Trump basically straight up said he has no plans to secure the straight so of course oil go up.
>>62065691maybe Buffet's Oxy stake will finally pay off
thank you for saying nothing of note and wasting everyone's time, president trump truly a great leader
>>62065700Damn it feels good to be a panican
>this oil spikeLMAO
>>62065700Fucking kek
What type of retard thought he was going to announce a ceasefire. You killed their fucking president and half their congress. Alongside murdering like 200 little girls in the literal opening salvo. The US dropped nukes on Japan for far less. They will fight to the end
I warned you about the oil squeeze bro. I told you dawg.
what did drumpf say in the speech?
>>62065705He just wanted to remind everyone he did it for Israel
>>62065712the squeeze didn't squoze though
>Crude oil $104
LET'S GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOhttps://youtu.be/S5NGmXodSz4?si=LpSzkJx1QfoNKNf5
>>62065714he called netanyahu a nigger
>>62065686Yeah you got trolled. Happy April Fool's day
>>62065714He said this war is like WW1, WW2, Vietnam and IraqIt's basically fucking over
I'm surprised he didn't mention his faggot ballroom.
quick little 2-3 week ground excursionin and out, what's the worst that could happen
>>62065714>two more weeks>hormuz will open herself up because she's a slut
>thought about holding my MUU because maybe it will pump more>realized that was dumb>made sure to sell itThis is the first time I have not made a totally negrobraind move like holding risk through obvious volatility. Now if only I had dumped the other shit 2 months ago I'd be kosher salt.
>Kramer, what's going on in there? >We're bombing 'em back to the Stone Age, Jerry!
Man, I really need to stick to my convictions. My gut told me to buy more oil calls today, but I could only barely convince myself to just hold what I already had.
Bussyent is readying his oil shorts
>>62065721Who put that shit in? Why even invite the comparison?
>>62065714War is still ongoing. Hormuz isn't opened. The fact that he felt the need to do this means the war is not ending anytime soon.
>>62065714He literally said thank you to Israel I actually laughed
>>62065691WE ARE BACK
I won't be day trading oil tomorrow. 100% chance of a tweet to crash it back.
holy fuck oil is mooning
>>62065714Everything he has said before plus 2-3 weeks
>>62065730he's gonna mega print, now oil will be permacapped at like $105. he's gonna print literal millions.
>>62065729should have trusted the plan inside you dawg
>>62065726>kosher salt.Is this a holocaust joke, like jewish soap?
>>62065727>I told him to buy puts!>[laugh track]
>>62065729Dude oil has been the easiest fucking trade if you zoned out all the retards buying 0DTEs and weekly calls/puts on USO. Retards still don’t know 105 Brent with Hormuz closed 4 weeks is pricing in the absolute bearish scenario possible. Any hint of reality and 125 is hit
>>62065714didn't care that the pool is closedglobal financial aids inbound
the same predictable bullshit happened I'm shocked I tell you unbelievable
>>62065737Dude I actually laughed out loud irl lmaoI am Jack Mackintosh, the Oil King.
I closed all my FTSE positions yesterday at close except for my oil play. Tomorrow should be a good day.
i feel like this dump was extremely orchestrated. its really weird. its not very big, not very impressive, and i think theyll probably recover it by premarket
>>62065745i never saw it coming
>>62065737i wonder if it crashes shortly after he's done talking
>>62065743I tried to tell them to buy BP but they wouldn't listen. They didn't even buy XOM.
>futures>oil spikefinally i didn't be a retard for once. im buying the dip bros.
WHAT WAS THAT AAAAAAAAAAAA
CLEAN IT UP BESSENT
>>62065755that'd be craaaaaaaaazy
>>62065755dude you can see it pumping right as he starts talking. Every word adds a cent to the price
>>62065750>Iran attacks something>mark dumps on fear of war not endinghaven't seen this exact scenario 10x during thus operation need to see it 13 or 14 times or I'm going home
What is this pattern called?
why oh why did I invest in this dead and crippled country
>>62065755>>62065761Forgot pic
>>62065764art of the deal
It's over. We got an orange retard in office.
>>62065761I don't understand. Everything he said was obvious to even a toddler. Why is the market now reacting to the obvious fact that the Strait won't reopen anytime soon?
>>62065763they dumped it on the nothingburger speech, and they prepopped it right before he started talking like it was obviously gonna be a dump, seems all fake and gayim all for it selling off harder but i just would be surprised
>Markets think Trump is doing this national address to nation to announce a ceasefire, truce or peace deal>It's just the same shit he has been posting for weeks nowMarkets proven retarded yet again
The market is still holding onto the copium about his TWO MOAR WEEKS timeline. Once that timeline comes and goes, the oil shorts will begin to fully capitulate, and we'll get a massive squeeze.
>>62065764The Trump TowerTHANK YOU PRESIDENT TRUMP. THIS OIL PLAY WILL MAKE ME ENOUGH MONEY TO GET A HOUSE AND GET MY PARENTS COMFILY RETIRED. I'M GLAD I VOTED TRUMP GOD BLESS AMERICA
That's itI'm watching crane game slop on goytubeDo any anons live close to a round one arcade? Wondering if they are as cool as they look as the closest one to me is 4 hours away.
>>62065774I feel sorry for my fellow bongbros, they're all asleep now. By the time they wake up it will be 150 at this rate.
fuck fuck fuck FUCK FUCK FUCK FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKWHY DIDNT I USE THIS CHANCE AAAAAAAAAAAAAA
felt like a positive speech to me. no mention of an invasion which i know you're most worried about babe. sounded like they're still far out from a deal, but i still think one will be reached soon. i hope this eased your mind some though babe, i know you're so worried and upset and i get it, i want this over soon too.
>>62065777There are jews that are trillions of dollars balls deep on a leveraged taco trade LMAO
>>62065775because the market has been living on delusion about the conflict and starting to get a reality check now
>>62065750I feel the opposite. The recovery pump was orchestrated, the dump is just flushing out any new liquidity before going lower
>>62065774The orange nigger is a friend of the bears nowI fucking love this retarded gorilla nigger
>it's going to be just 2 more weeks>Were going to keep bombing their infrastructure and they're just going to bend over and take it and thank us when it's done. Theyre desperate for anal penetratrion!
>>62065784I kept telling everyone here for the last week, literally free investment advice. What you do with it is up to you
>futeswtf did I miss?!?!
>>62065782No way, they are already dicking it back down. They'll do everything they can to keep brent below 110
>>62065784Dude this week was the most obvious bull trap ever
>>62065778the markets will continue inhaling copium unless ground troops happen, in which case it's all going to melt down big timeuntil then they can keep assuming "it ends a-any day now" until it actually ends
>>62065786>babeFiltered
>>62065775Market wants certainty. He provided none.
>>62065775They pushed some out of context headline from the president 3 weeks ago on the last day of the quarter/JPM collar day, which caused a huge gamma squeeze. Then today they assumed Iran would toll everybody and everything would be back to normal
>>62065794Trump didn't announce an end to the war
MY GAINS!!!! MY GANS!!!!!!!!!!!
>>62065794Trump literally said nothing that hadn't been said before, desu I'm not sure why oil is pumping, this should've been "priced in" lmao
>>62065765Because as much of a shitshow as this country is, everywhere else is somehow even worse>U.S.A.!>U.S.A.!>U.S.A.!
>>62065782We aren't all asleep. I woke up an hour ago.
If there's any bullshit copium before tomorrow's open I'm gonna lose it
>>62065789Monday will be a circuit breaker if Iran so much as sneezes on us. Can't believe this is our play with the upper hand lmao. cuck world
>>62065786Lmfao why would babe want a dumbass like you?
>>62065798I'd filter babe but it would also filter everyone shitting on him
>not my problem>clean it up natojanny
>>62065806Dead Market Theory (Fact) most of the "hands" driving the market are not human
>>62065792>We're also sending another aircraft carrier, more amphibious assault ships and aeroplanes designed for ground combatNo boots on the ground to open the strait, nope, meanwhile the war has already escalated with the Iraqi Shi'ite militia's regularly attacking Gulf nations with drones
>>62065812
Wait, so memes and bullshit aside, who is actually winning the war?
>>62065811>>62065811>>62065811
he just needs to nut up and pick a lane. stop with the flip flopping "we want a peace deal"/"we're bombing them to the stone age" shit, the markets hates the uncertainty. either give a patriotic inspiring speech about how we're going to fight on the beaches and liberate iran no matter what, or just full taco capitulate.
I mean are we gonna circuit breaker tomorrow or what? stocks are falling through the earth
>>62065782You will be an oil baggie soon lol
Trump number 1 world nigger
Everyone who said they should've bought MU today has to buy it now.
>>62065736he does those on mondayshe lets the market crash n burn at the end of the weekyou guys suck at pattern recognition
>>62065806They priced in an end to the war or a ceasefire or some kind of deal because why would he do a national address to say the same shit he has been posting online for weeks
>>62065823Not Trump tellyouthatmuch
I'm late, what happened?We call or put tomorrow?
>>62065823The US is losing since its unable to win.
>>62065823america obliterated Iran anyone claiming otherwise is trying to piggyback on an agenda but as far as the stock market is concerned this war is a bear party
>>62065821>aeroplanes designed for ground combatOver 20 A-10s now in theater. You don't send 20 A-10s unless you plan a large ground assault.
>>62065806Most of it is probably correcting for retards (and algo bots) pricing in peace since they kept floating rumors that the war is totally going to be over, this time for real guys
>>62065806Market retards expected le art of the deal ceasefire and it didn't happenJust like when JPOW would say exactly what he was going to do and then the markets would shit themselves when he actually did it
>>62065820Dead Market Theory? No way. All in on Nigger Market Theory
>>62065828it will happen Monday after Iran blows something trivial up over the weekend and the news will use it to explain the market crash it's all bullshit
Nice green dildo
>>62065846Imagine expecting a boomer to do anything other than kick the can.
>>62065835I'm not risking my hard earned on that unpredictable cunt. It's much easier to lose money than to make it.
>>62065823I have zero idea, but oil prices, trumps contradictory statements, begging for nato help, and saying he doesnt even care if hormuz stays closed make it look like America is losing. Which doesn't mean Iran is winning to be fair
eeeeeeeeeeeeeermbros
>>62065823US is partially meeting its strategic objectivesIran is mostly meeting its strategic objectives despite getting raped with huge bombsBasically Iran just needs to survive long enough to crash the global economy
>>62065861Would have been nicer yesterday morning when I was 3x long. Fuck this orange nigger and his off market timing.
>>62065741I ate a reuben.
If the war goes on for two more weeks forever does that mean no rate cuts?
Am I a joke to you?>>62065729based, me tooDon't let fags on here tell you>ohhh it's not your fault bro you couldn't have knownBecause that will just trap you in a state of never taking a risk based on your gut that coulda made you 170k in a month and freed you from waging for a while.
>>62065889Haha holy fuck are you Trump? I mean retarded.
>>62065867If you just buy oil stocks instead of crude futures it's not so volatile.>>62065883Why didn't you hold?
>>62065534He's putting boots on the ground tomorrow.
>>62065853it's been 4 years when is the meltup happening?
>>62065889If this shit keeps going you're gonna see rate hikes
>>62065889Sustained high energy prices will push inflation and interest rates up
>>62065912R.I.P gold.
GRAB IT AND CHERISH IT
he just compared his operation to 5 different wars
>>62065933loved that line
>>62065623Here's what my dad taught me. You gotta spit a little, rub your finger in. Focus your tongue on the little doorbell
>>62065823Everyone is losing from this shit show, except maybe Israel
>>62065823>who is actually winning the war?China
>>62065823jews
How can we profit off this new oil field they're going to expedite in Australia? https://oilprice.com/Latest-Energy-News/World-News/Queensland-Opens-Up-Australias-First-Major-New-Oil-Province-in-50-Years.htmlAustralian PM: WORST OIL SHOCK IN HISTORY!!!Announced recently: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QMb8wrquExg [Embed]
