banan commodity futures edition>Educational sites:https://www.investopedia.comhttps://www.khanacademy.org/economics-finance-domain>Financial TV Streams:https://www.newslive.com/american/cnbc.htmlhttps://www.livestreamy.net/bloomberg/>Charts:https://www.tradingview.comhttps://www.finscreener.comhttps://www.portfoliovisualizer.com>Screeners: so you feel like in the movieshttps://finviz.com/https://etfdb.com/>Gambling:https://www.optionsplaybook.com/options-introduction/https://www.optionsprofitcalculator.comhttps://optionstrat.com/https://www.optionistics.com/quotes/option-prices>Pre-Market and Live data:https://www.investing.com/indices/indices-futureshttps://finance.yahoo.com/>Calendarshttps://www.marketwatch.com/economy-politics/calendarhttps://www.earningswhispers.com/calendarhttps://www.cmegroup.com/trading/interest-rates/countdown-to-fomc.htmlhttps://www.mortgagenewsdaily.com/data/building-permits>Boomer Investing 101: so zoomers with meme stocks can outperform youhttps://www.bogleheads.org/wiki/Getting_startedhttps://www.sec.gov/search-filings>Misc smg:https://www.financialjuice.com/homehttps://finance.yahoo.com/trending-tickershttps://market24hclock.com/https://www.dividendchannel.com/drip-returns-calculatorhttps://brokerchooser.com/https://www.chathamfinancial.com/technology/us-market-rates>NEW THREAD: Copy-paste the following when making a new thread:https://pastebin.com/GfB48W5Gprevious smigger thread>>62067153
> futures
It was HER turn...
short oil
>I CAN'T HORM-EEEEEEZ
>WTI almost up to 109 too
>since I longed oil, WTI has done a +15% but my shitty European fund supposed to track oil has only done +4%total nigger wisdomtree death
PLEASE MR BLUMPF, WE NEED TO STOP WINNING, IT'S TOO MUCH, I CAN'T TAKE IT ANYMORE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Have we tried passing through the gay of hormussy instead?
lowkirkenuinely not impossible theres a ground invasion after market closes today, do i hodl
>>62067668BOOBA
Trump World Orderhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xrmERlHUqBkTL:DR Trump's moving america from New World Multicultural Order to Trump World Order. Go long on american resource stocks. Even if Trump's a retard he has taken first mover advantage
>>62067680It was her turn
>>62067680literally the same thing would've happened, just much much gayer
The DAX has to bounce here or the Germans will just go home and play Euro Truck Simulator.
My niggas is the WTI about to surpass Brent?
>>62067675i'm in t212... some of those funds piss me off.... some have way to low volume on them making the spreads annoyingand i am NOT opening a CFD account
what's wrong with the US Navy where they have to watch from 1000 miles away on their monitors of ircg cucking them in the horzpussy.old US Navy would never put up with that did orange migger make them soft failed to disban trannies and dei
We can see every single fucking day that the market is completely fucktarded and doesn't price anything. I don't ever want to hear the words "priced in" ever again. Do these retards get their news from lalaland?
>>62067675It resets every night. And degrades. You should be day trading it.
>>62067688>she would've done tariffs>she would've done anything to Irannow this is some premium copium>>62067693getting a bit close for comfort
>>62067676He did say you'd get tired of winning.
>>62067698There's many chauvinist investors that believe things are going extremely well so they see no reason to sell.
>>62067699>And degradeswhat a scam
>>62067693Would be KEK worthy. This is what you get when distorting the futures, stupid ass treasury. They've unleashed biblical shit they won't have any control on.GOOD JOB RETARDS
Well trump obliterated yesterday's pump
>>62067695I think banning trannies from the military was a win for them now they won't get drafted.
>>62067695Carrier Strike Groups are the sum of its parts
>>62067688no matter how many times you say it you will never make it trueshe would have been better
>>62067705It does say daily in the name and explains it all in the documents. ;-)
>>62067683Is going through his lectures worth it?
Futures are down boys - and btc is down to 66 - going to be a bloodbath
HOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOLY
>>62067701>she would've done anything to Iranmaybe not tarrifs, but Kamala is subject to the same jewish interests that have been planning for war against Iran forever
>>62067694>and i am NOT opening a CFD accountI literally only bought that nigger fund because I had to wait 24 hours to get my trading permissions apporved on IBKR for futures. Now I can trade whatever the fuck I want but I'm stuck with my money in this impotent fund and oil at a new local high...
Red or green today. Time to spin the wheel
Oil bros have been called schizophrenic for 30 days and now it's starting to seem like it wasn't the wrong move after all.
>>62067716he's clearly inorganic and tied to some intelligence like China's MSS, but his political theory is sound
>>62067719Netanyahu has been trying this retarded Iran song and dance for 30 yearsonly Trump was stupid enough to actually fall for it
>>62064861reminder - a red day today saves the year
>WTI is going to surpass Brent
>>62067722
>>62067698They seem to be overly influenced by out of context quotes on sites like twitter and news headlines, the fact that they distorted what the Iranian President said about seeking security guarantees for its negotiators before any potential negotiations can even start into 'Iran seeks security guarantees for ceasefire' and that markets didn't do any surface level checks to confirm it shows you the in the market aren't intelligent and that they don't make their money from being smart
>>62067694why not
>>62067718>heh, I voted for thi-
>>62067727>Is currently getting dicked down by a blond haired blue eyed German
>>62067727eurosissies, we won...
>>62067727The karma is surreal
>>62067729The people in the market*
>ongoing losses of US$712.1m and revenue of just US$3.7m>DJT is overvalued at a share price of US$8.72
>>62067727fuck this chud market
We told you not do it dawg, we warned you. It doesn't matter any more for the mutts. No refunds on mr orange. The free market (tm) is about to erase his mutt-media reality distortion bullshit in front of your eyes.
>>62067668this is basically me except im a feminine man and im also willing to do makeup and wear a wig like a proper fag
>>62067739$51.50 April 2nd 2024
Open the Strait of Banan!
>>62067727>Ten on ten in sand landI'd make a collage butA. It gets worse andB. Effort
>>62067741me on the left
>>62067747This bitch is part spic though
>BREAKING: The IRGC is now charging tolls, with rates starting at $1 per barrel of oil, on ships passing through the Strait of Hormuz, paid in Chainlink tokens, per Bloomberg.>The process includes:>1. To pass, ship operators must first check the foreskin presence of the captain>2. They then provide their vessel’s ownership, flag, the cargo manifest, destination, jew list, and transgender information>3. The intermediary then passes the file onto the IRGC Navy’s Hormozgan Provincial Command for wellfare checks to ensure no link to the US or Israel>4. Iran has a ranking system of 1 to 5 for quality of tweets posted, with tweets from countries that are seen as friendly more likely to get better terms>Once the toll is paid, the IRGC issues a permit code and route instructions for the ship to pass.
>>62067750faggot you think about dicks
>A stupid speech ranting about shit we already knew is what was needed for the markets to come back (a little bit, it's still in delulu mode) to realityThis stupid ass clown market is LITERALLY untradeable if you have triple digits IQ.>if you have 240 IQ you should be able to play itNo, you can't, the mere fack it's fucktarded beyond redemption means even when you do the counter-intuitive mode to profit from retardation, said retardation will bite your ass anyway.
So what are we in for today, bros?
>go to bed, futures green>wake up, futures blood redwtf did you guys do?
>>62067750>1. To pass, ship operators must first check the foreskin presence of the captainUmmm, anon, muslims get the snip too
>>62067750>Chainlink tokensstopped reading
>>62067754Circuit breaker(s)
>>62067750>5. The trade is not complete until finalised with an inked dart hitting a picture of Jeffrey Epstein
>>62067752ive literally traded this market since monday morning very well, and it was easy. i didnt capture all of every move but i was in calls when the retard pump monday afternoon happened, and i put straddles on for last nights speech, and as of right now they look to be worth about a 2x, but i expect them to rally the market on some cooked numbers at 8:30 or whatever and blow those out
>>62067754In 20 minutes, oil goes to the moon for real, and then in another hour and a half, it will go up even more.
>>62067756trump speech destroyed the market, again
so why did he think it was a great idea going on national TV and read truth tweets?who told him leaving control of the Hormuz to irgc was an acceptable winning condition?this iran thing is going is never going away
>>62067754Pants shitting
>>62067756Market priced in a ceasefire, the reality was the national address was just Trump repeating what he was posted online for weeks that the rest of the world must open the strait, Iran is obliterated and that the war will go on for 2-3 more weeks, market is going to start pricing in that this isn't a weekend military operation like in Venezuela, it has taken them 30 days
>>62067764it was staged market manipulation. thats all it is. but traders knew that so why wouldnt you play for some manipulation? your fault if you werent willing to put down any chips in the casino
niggas i cant believe my eyes the WTI is actually surpassing brent
>>62067764He had to use talmud vision because only 2% (you retards) read his truths
>>62067766By "it has taken them 30 days" I mean it has taken the market 30 days two realise this isn't a weekend operation like with Venezuela
Still haven't found Iran's enriched uranium, still haven't destroyed their drone and missile stockpiles, two more weeks
>>62067756
>>62067754WTI getting above brent
Migger fatigue
kek oil baggies
It happened
NIGGER FRIDAY
>>62067771>it has taken the market 30 days two realise this isn't a weekendYes I am 100% confident BlackRock has less insight into market dynamics than 4chan.
WHERE ARE YOU BESSENT
>>62067720i think the nigger fund though still takes care of it to an extent... it just works off different time scales making the percentage look different as its from different pointsif you have it on LSE, looks like oil crabbed down after LSE close, then shot up after trumps speech... making the daily percent change on that look different to the fundyou probably need to compare WTI futures change to what it was when that fund previously closed on the exchange, and then theres currency movements if you have that fund in GBP
imagine the price of oil when the markets realise this a month from now
>>62067782either 8:30 or 9:30 oil get bussy blasted, this is statistically like the most bullish day of the year for the stock market. oil will be shorted, baggies will be keked, stocks will recover. buy calls at open
>>62067775This is one of the 7 signs of the apocalypse.
>>62067777Checked. GB and Euro news outlets now report him as 'incoherent messaging' 'rambling, repetetive' 'slurring' etc. Even the BBC is like what the fuck is this.
https://files.catbox.moe/itbm8b.mp4
WTI is going to hit 110 first at this rate
>WTI $109.60>Brent $109.25
>>62067789you need meds amigo
>>62067781When it comes to the US-Iran War? Yes, absolutely that is undeniable as is evident by all the oil shorts
>>62067790>forwhat's the other 6
we did it fellow EU GODS the strait is open
>>62067668>me when some of my gfs lavender oil shit spills on my in the shower
>>62067788Ukraine and Israel are both aligned on hitting oil infrastructure unprovoked.They seem to have hoarded a lot of gold or something.
cor
WTI *IS* now slightly pricier than Brent, lmao
Remember, high oil prices are actually good for USA.
>>62067786>żaba w psychuszceholy shit, it's the polish degiro anon, a true OG of the /bant/ smg period
>>62067803lol called itmigger thinks euros will kiss his feet if he farts in their face and they just won’t
what's for breakfast or lunch
>>62067803Battle of Opis - wonBattle of Pelusium - wonConquest of the Indus Valley - wonBattle of Thermopylae - won (yes!)
>>62067754Pain.
wti above brent? What's going on here?
>>62067800>all the oil shortsThey're not buying 0dte contracts with $10 down.
WHY THE FUCK DID THEY STOP PRICE MANIPULATING THE WTI HELLO????
What is the current MAGAt cope?
>>62067799this is why i win at trading while you sit on the sidelines and miss opportunity. just you watch, market open, big green, its easy
>>62067793Imagine reading his posts and listening to him talk for a living, I'd fucking kill myself.
>>62067812it's not me, i'm a bong, but i would have saved that image from herei think i seen him on here though... wasn't he the anon scalping oil/indexes and buying cake the other day?
>>62067818King Migger said expensive oil is good for americans
Yes, yes orange retard, you have a lot of oil.BUTMy very nice and fluid Brent is cheaper, so I'll just buy Brent.Than you for your attention on this matter
>>62067781You mean the institution hell bent on making everyone gay castrated trannies that spend all day worshipping minorities replacing them, I believe it
>>62067821$10 a gallon is actually good and part of trumps 5D chess
Is Trump really that confident he's not going to get out-foxed by everyone he's antagonising?
That's my man.
A week ago, the wti brent spread was about $12. My guess is a lot of big players were playing oil as a spread betting on a return to brent premium and this move is going to squeeze a little farther than expected.
>>62067827We make more money actually! didnt you know that!?
>>62067820they covered their short position before expiry. bessent can't do shit rn. OILGODS XOMGODS THEY TRIED TO BURRY US
>>62067833if less faggots can drive and afford to burn gas in general, the better things get for the planet. hes literally helping save the planet and no one realizes it or is even thankful
WTI exceeding Brent means that the short squeeze is starting. They have to unwind over $100B of WTI futures shorts during a supply crunch. We're going to blow past $250 and briefly peak somewhere around $500 barrel. You were fucking warned.
>>62067835He's incapable of any medium-term, let alone long-term planning. I'd even say he isn't capable of short-term planning.
>go into meeting>come out>oil breaking 110OK
>>62067844someone should give him the planet saving green prizeno one saves the planet like he does, the most green president ever
We're saving the world from WMD's and your laughing
I had SOXL 52 puts and sold them yesterdayMade 50% profit but damn if I held I'd be up like 10x
Thank you Jesus for Trump's dumbass speech. My covered calls on GOOGL and AMZN might survive through the end of this week.
>>62067846welcome back , king of /smg/ and thanks for the oil call last week
>>62067850yes!!
>>62067821>What is the current MAGAt cope?y.. you lost tranny
>>62067788At the rate the market is reacting it’ll be until next year before they react.Reminder we had pic related two weeks ago.How is the market this fucking paralyzed and slothful?I thought the market was supposed to be le efficient?
>>62067851my farts this morning are more toxic than enriched uranium
>>62067750>>62067803Tier 1 friends of Iran, get the cheapest toll rate- all of Africa cuz they're poor- Bangladesh (muslim and poor)- Pakistan, Iraq (neighbors)- best Korea Tier 2 friends of Iran- India, China, Türkiye (friendly but can afford to pay a bit more)- Germany, Spain (in reward for their historical efforts against jews)- brown South Americans and AsiansTier 3 - brown Europeans (France, Greece, Italy, Portugal, Romania)Tier 4- white Europeans (Netherlands, Scandinavians) Tier 5, pay the highest toll- Japan, South Korea (are US allies and can afford to pay a lot)- UK because they dont want to be EuropeansUS, Israel: not listed because they can't pass, not even paying toll
Only two more weeks. Nothing to worry about here.
>>62067852I sold my SOXL calls for a loss on monday (i was down 80% and they expired tomorrow) only for SOXL to do a neon green 25% pump over two days, for no reason on no news. I would've blown past being in the red to almost a 2x
>>62067826take me back to the days when I could instantly see whether a post would be good or shit based on the flags.>germans need not reply
>>62067863I'm in the UK and we should unironically be Tier 6 - Beg ModeWe're allowing bombers to take off from UKUS bases
>>62067750>$1 per barrel of oil,Honestly way too cheap its effectively openning up the strait. The tankers are carring 100+ million of oil whats 1-2 million ontop of that.
reminder that mumu and his "line go up" gibs program have hollowed out the economy for 5 years suppressing the fundamentral mechanism of action that makes capitalism work because they need Uncle to clean their stinkysnot one mumu deserves to come out of this above the poverty line.
>VIX inching its way back to 30>everything giga dumping ahead of a long ass weekendit's over
>>62067675i'm also a wisdomtree bagger anon, I feel you
4 days until the orange retard pushes back his 48-hour ultimatum he made 2 weeks ago to bomb Iran's power plants
XOMGODS and PETROBROS have linked up
It was right fucking in front of you and you still fucked up. He even went on national TV to do it AGAIN
When is Japan running out again?
>>62067872There's also hiked price of insurance, which apparently makes a massive difference.
>>62067865I don't have the stones to fuck with options on a 3x, but I mitigated a bit of losses from the week with SOXL the past two days, was going to toss heavy wood at SOXS this morning but by the time I was going to place the order it had green dildo'd up over 40 already, can't bring myself to swing it intraday for that high of an entry point.
>>62067756Trump decided that we got tired of winning.
>>62067688"Both sides are exactly the same" will be the eternal copium for people that can't bear to get off the Trump train, so unwilling to look at reality they trap themselves in a hypothetical nightmare
>>62067675wisdomtree is so ass. eurosister , cfds are way better.
>110$
I can hardly wait for the jooish trickeries in the next hour before the openThey'll be surreal and so on your face it will be comical, Zimbabwe's stocks market will look lees crooked and manipulated
>>62067865HahaI bought MU last week 388Then sold at 323 on Monday because it looked more likely to dump to 300 than to climb1 hour later the retard pump started and it basically almost went to my break even after a few trading hoursI have become so damn antisemitic and so damn antiamerican it ain't even funny
>110 WTI>brent not even close lollmao even
>>62067869Hm.Tricky one.Because yes. But also, they can either be nice and they can be nice. Or. Their neighbours Harrods cards are going, thereby ensuring Irans near complete destruction and they forget everything having one themselves.Perhaps what would resolve this is a little tester demo session like an Amazon prime trial, but a trip for all their skanks to Harrods for a big shopping bonanza.I mean fuck... It's only worked perfectly for the UAE, Dubai, Saudia Arabia, Egypt, Libya and Jordan so far.
>110USD and climbingLooks like the next part of the masterplan may have no survivors.
>>62067901MAYDAY MAYDAYWE ARE GOING UP
The oil short squeeze that all of you were warned about is starting. The government went full retard and shorted oil during a supply crunch, so now we're going to squeeze to oil prices so high that it will cause actual civil unrest. Why didn't you listen?
>>62067882DONT NEED IT! KEEP IT! FOR THE LOVE OF GOD
Anon told you so.
>>62067803ARTOFTHEDEAL
He's going to need to tweet out a peace deal before he invades
All according to plan oil baron bros.
>>62067899I know nothing about MU, but the SOXL thing stings because all day I was thinking to just ride it out. I figured an 80% loss is basically 100%, but I was trying to be responsible and minimize losses. Oh well.
>>62067905GOYIMS WE SHOULD HAVE LISTENED
>>62067897as is right an justif it dumps all at once mumu may sell at a -8% lossmumu deserves to cope and rationalize until one day he looks in the mirror and sees a man who lost half his net worth rely on government gibs and PPTmumu deserves the most slow and painful death possible, not a quick chop
This is rape.Mumu should call the police.
>>62067840Sorry, I was actually comparing two different months. There's still about a $8-11 spread favoring brent right now.
>>62067912Incredible how much on tracks this table is
>>62067916I can't they might ask what I do all day...
mumus didn't do their researchyou hate to see it
It's 2019 all over again
>>62067810can't wait to see all those positive economical impact
>BREAKING: Bussyant found dead in a motel. >He was found by the cleaning staff lying down on his belly with his asshole gaped wide open; next to him lay a massive blood covered dildo. >Suposedly he tried to lube the dildo with oil, but he only had paper at hand. WHAT A LIFE
>>62067922dats a cute gril
>>62067927>lube the dildo with oil, but he only had paper at handpajeet
>>62067934kek
This 2% dump premarket feels like a setup Like it's gonna gap down then they retardpump the hell out of it while frying everyone trying to short
OPEN THE MARKET RITGHT FUCKIN NOW
they're not even shorting paper oil you dumb faggosthey're basically lending their oil and charging interest which gets paid in more oil down the line
>>62067938PPT blew all their money shorting oil, and now they're underwater. It's over.
>>62067938no fucking way anyone is lining up to catch some knives ahead of a long weekend where the mainstream headline is wan mirrion twoobs arrive in middle east
>>62067949anyone paying attention should see this gamble a mile off. Steer clear of the market right now
>>62067939you mean the Horzpuss
europe gonna pay the aya-toll-ah
>>62067949japan has been considering oil shorts
>>62067951anyone paying attention sold off yesterday during the tardpumplooks like another month of fucking BULLSHIT
>>62067953Not until the orange retard is done sperging in the gulf.
>>62067956That's the funny thing, it's out of his control.
QRD on why pre-market is red?
>>62067961Oil went from $100 to $110 overnight.
>>62067961The ten ton brick wall called economic reality.
>>62067961The penny dropped.
>>62067955>and Marco - Little Marco Rubio - comes into the office with these giant breasts. I mean, you wouldn't believe these suckers. And he just sits there, perfectly, and doesn't talk about them. And I say "Woah, Marco, there's something different about you today"
>>62067962 wow 10% I've seen 100 x in 12 hours in crypto
>>62067961Trump didn't TACO
Mumus arent even coping anymore they just look at you like this
>>62067965It's Boobio!
>>62067953
What happens when WTI is higher than Brent
I was told there would be a global recession and economic crash. I'm still waiting.
>>62067976
>>62067976hopefully end of times
What happens if he appoints some bootlicker as fed chair while this is still going on?
>>62067976At this point I'm not sure, but it would be pretty surprising if it stays like this.
Hello Barron
KekIranians have bants
>>62067863I'd fine with that. Barrel around 89-90$ though.
>>62067976Burgers ending up with higher price increase than euros.
>>62067961Trump is a retarded nigger
>111
$111 a barrel and going up fast. This short squeeze will be remembered in the same way that people remember 1929.
>>62067967>wow 10% I've seen 100 x in 12 hours in cryptothe foundation of modern society and prosperity and driver of all economies across the worldvsnumbers created by graphics cards
STRAIT WAR NOW
>>62067967>a 10% change in the price of oil throughout the entire US within a few hours is nothing compared to some random shitcoins I've boughtanon I...
>WTI $111.02
>>62067967Please be joking
I'm glad I got some gold these past months, even if I paid a small premium for it. At least I'm not too scared of hyperinflation
Can't we just, like, kick the orange man out and have Obama serve another term?
>>62067863All wrong. It's tier 2 for all of Europe as all oil will get through Spain and shit and then pipelined across the various countries. Birth of the EVROPEAN SHADOW FLEET.Turns out having a single market does have its perks!
Busy will short right? No way he let's this just rip
>>62068011You have weapons, fucking use them. Or are they just to fucking shoot school kids?
>>62067995How is japan so unchanged?Are they sleepwalking into a supply shortage?
why is there even a difference between WTI and Brent? Can't you just buy from the cheapest one and sell on the most expensive one to make price equilibrium? Is the quality difference really that big?
OILERS ON DECKOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOILLLLLLLLLLLL
>>62067983I'm not sure how money printing will help with making oil cheaper. I could see it happen after the oil problem got solved to kick start the economy again after the deep recession.
>>62068018where are you posting from?
>>62068019They're tapping into the secret isekai oil reserves
>>62068019Japan is just... different.
EXPLAIN THIS YOU STUPID WISDOMTREE NIGGERINSHALAH I WILL GO TO THEIR HEADQUARTERS AND MAKE A FORMAL COMPLAINT (MASS SHOOTING)
>>62068016Bussy is in panic mode over the Biblical shitshow he just unleashed.
>>62068019they have no growth and no inflation, so any price surge would send their entire economy to the ground. They're probably trying to damage control in one way or another
It seems the rhetoric war has taken a strange, and ugly turn.
>>62067912what is the right long move tho?
Is this the daily oil top?I shorted and I'm close to being ended.
>>62068034nigger why did you short
americans actually thought that if they kill their religious leader of 36 3/4 years they'll just give up immediately
>>62068034Kek, time to cover, short squeeze paypiggy. $500 a barrel oil thanks you for your sacrifice. :^)
>>62068034>i shortedMore like sharted.
>>62068036I'm retarded, but after a 15% gain I thought it would sell of a little
>>62067987Do you think the Iranian regime hires tactical shitposters from 4chan and similar websites for meme warfare? I've seen their memes and it doesn't feel like your average middle aged glowie awkwardly pretending to be like the kids these days, they feel genuine and organic which shouldn't be easy to replicate unless you get an expert
>>62068037during Ramadan
>>62068034bessent?
>>62068036this general has been advising shorting oil since the second week of the war advising shorting everyday no joke
anyone else slowly accumulating silver for massive gains the instant a bilateral ceasefire is announced?
oil bros I'm actually starting to get scaredlike I'm long oil so this is good for me, but this shit is going up so high so fast we're probably gonna see real disruption from this soonit's approaching $112 jesus christ
>>62068042It's only just begun.
>>62068025>GATE was soft disclosure.
>>62068034As per usual it'll probably take a dump before Friday close, so that it can spike again Sunday
>>62068034>>62068036kek ti just jumped
>>62068048Yeah a jeetposter was. This seems self-inflicted.
>>62068050it just crossed 112$ and I hope you're ready for 2008 2 c:
>>62068037Not only that, they think they Iranians aren't in on it.
>>62068024FBI office, I imagine.
>>62068027whats the fund?
>>62068033How the fuck should I know. I'm not one of Trump's buddies who get to trade before his next truth post.
>>62068055Easter Weekend, and because the jews launched this war over a blood moon during their holiday Purim, I'm expecting maximum pain
>WTI $112.13
>>62068066WTITI
>>62068055it's Good Friday you godless fuck
I warned them. I warned them about the oil short squeeze. I warned them and they laughed.
>be USA>whole economy relies on cardboard houses, cars that cost 30 years mortgages, malls inaccessible without said overpriced car, and bullshit jobs to create IAs that will replace other bullshit jobs>start a war that you cannot win and that sends energy prices skyrocketingbanan?
>>62068071same anon... hope gets in the way of realitycovid 2.0 is here
>>62068076ooooh thanks for reminding me I have a monster in the fridge anon, gonna drink that now
THIS HAS TO BE THE FUCKING TOPRIGHT?????I'M FUCKEDISRAEL HAS FUCKED ME FFSGLASS TEL AVIV I FUCKING HATE THEM
>>62068070My mistake, it's early in the morning for me.In that case today will be the defacto Friday.
wtf was that orange mig thinking last night holding national address just to shart on cam for 20 minutes literally nothing of any substance was addressed
oilers won
OIL BROS WE JUST CANT STOP WINNING
>110$>take a shower>112$
>>62068034lol dumb migger
>>62068082>THIS HAS TO BE THE FUCKING TOPIt has only just begun.
>>62068061wisdomtree wti crude nigger oil
>>62068050Same my oil long doesnt even offset my losses that will come with higher oil prices
kek
>WTI higher than Brenteuropeans BTFOAMERICA MADE GREAT AGAINUSA USA USAeuropoors can't compete
>>62068084send 4 carriers groups into the strait donald you orange fuck
>>62067976If it holds for 7 hours Godzilla summoned.
>>62068092this but seriously. they have been suppressing the price so hard in the last week, all hell will break loose.
>>62068096USA USA USA WE'RE WINNING WITH THE HIGHER NUMBER
They're redeploying those electric cvck scooters on the sidewalks, grim
>>62068096based
>4 dollar spread between WTI and Brent>WTI is more expensive
WTI was at $97 two days ago
>>62068108WHAT DOES IT MEAN???
Well /smg/?How much would you pay for an American congressman?
ermbros get ready for a 25% sp500 correct in the next 4 months
>>62068084Yup a real fuck up. He could have been quiet and this would be a pump day lmao
>>62068114tree fiddy for a blowjob
>>62068104
oh no
He's not going to tweet, is he?
>113 already alright that's enough now
You are buying nigger liquid at a near ATH (which is at an unlimited supply)Im buying high quality tech companies at a heavy discountWonder who is going to win this long term?
Why do I think I could have made a lot of money last week though I didn't buy or sell anything?Why
$113>the squeeze cannot he stopped$113>the squeeze cannot he stopped$113>the squeeze cannot he stopped$113>the squeeze cannot he stopped$113>the squeeze cannot he stopped
Holy fuck it's going to squeeze.
$113 BREACHED >$113 BREACHED$113 BREACHED >$113 BREACHED$113 BREACHED >$113 BREACHED
>>62068125He's busy shitting on Springsteen.
USA will be bankrupt in your lifetimeFeels fucking good
Step away mutts. The professionals are dealing with this now.
>>62068090IITS BEEN 8 MINUTES AND ITS ALREADY ALMOST AT 114$
AHAHAHHA MARKET OPEN WILL BE GLORIOUS
>>62068093lse and gbp? so CRUP?it follows BCLMT4T and with currency it seems to be in line, not looked into the underlying but imagine its not just spot
>>62068126>nearly rocketed to 114 as I posted thisholee fack that was a squeeze
fuck fucking oil shit
>>62068111WTI will be at $97 two days from now
>>62068127 tech was last year dip shit
>WTI $113.02
>>62068133>save your hard earned moneyHe got that right
>$TSLA | Tesla Q1 2026 Figures - Deliveries 358,023 (est 372,160)- Production 408,386 Vehicles (est 388,169)- Model 3/Y Production 394,611 (est 377,141)- Model 3/Y Deliveries 341,893 (est 353,928
>>62068133>here's your leader of the free world, bro
>>62068142>AI suddenly is going away because 20% of nigger liquid access is cutYou are the retard
why wti?
Don’t worry niggers I bought a fraction share of USO for $1 at $139 to reverse it, you’re welcome for my dollar sacrifice
>>62068150bessent fucked it
Can we reach 120 before open
>>62067863>Spain (in reward for their historical efforts against jews)
>>62068149tech is over, nigger liquid is forever
>>62068044it's probably the 12 year olds they enlistthey tend to do menial jobs and dont get to do combat unless shit hits the fan
You did buy puts on prime discount yesterday, right? Right?
>>62068159Yes amazon, microsoft and google are finished because of nigger liquidThis is your brain on TDS
>>62068163>microsoftprobably is retard
SHORT OIL RIGHT FUCKING NOWDO YOUR DUTY
>>62068096>Who cares about the hormuz strait, the WTI is over $50000!
>>62068133He should send Springsteen to get the strait open.
>>62068163the entire S&P500 is going to zero and oil will squeeze to $5000 an ounce
>>62068167in the middle of war and energy crisis? retard?
>futures
GUYS GUYS CHECK YOUR OIL COMPUTER IT DOESN'T MATTER WHICH CHANNEL...FUCK...
new>>62068173>>62068173>>62068173>>62068173>>62068173>>62068173lets talk about oil and it's impacts in the stock market
>>62067863Can you link to where you obtained this list please? Or is it just your personal guesses?
WTI HIGHER THAN BRENT AMERIKEKS!!! THE HORMUZZY IS OPEN FOR EVROPA!
>>62068133just put the recession in the bag you dumb nigger oml
>>62068184It's original content created by myself but you're free to use it and attribute it to whatever shady source that would fit your purpose.
>>62068235I forgot a lot of countries, all of Eastern Europe, special cases like Hungary, El Salvador etc. but I wanted it to be concise
