oil and oil related industries edition>Educational sites:https://www.investopedia.comhttps://www.khanacademy.org/economics-finance-domain>Financial TV Streams:https://www.newslive.com/american/cnbc.htmlhttps://www.livestreamy.net/bloomberg/>Charts:https://www.tradingview.comhttps://www.finscreener.comhttps://www.portfoliovisualizer.com>Screeners: so you feel like in the movieshttps://finviz.com/https://etfdb.com/>Gambling:https://www.optionsplaybook.com/options-introduction/https://www.optionsprofitcalculator.comhttps://optionstrat.com/https://www.optionistics.com/quotes/option-prices>Pre-Market and Live data:https://www.investing.com/indices/indices-futureshttps://finance.yahoo.com/>Calendarshttps://www.marketwatch.com/economy-politics/calendarhttps://www.earningswhispers.com/calendarhttps://www.cmegroup.com/trading/interest-rates/countdown-to-fomc.htmlhttps://www.mortgagenewsdaily.com/data/building-permits>Boomer Investing 101: so zoomers with meme stocks can outperform youhttps://www.bogleheads.org/wiki/Getting_startedhttps://www.sec.gov/search-filings>Misc smg:https://www.financialjuice.com/homehttps://finance.yahoo.com/trending-tickershttps://market24hclock.com/https://www.dividendchannel.com/drip-returns-calculatorhttps://brokerchooser.com/https://www.chathamfinancial.com/technology/us-market-rates>NEW THREAD: Copy-paste the following when making a new thread:https://pastebin.com/GfB48W5Gprevious smigger thread>>62067662
>>62068173It is ogre
Both price movements are based on the same information kekkk
>>62068173>futures
The Jews did this.
> futures
what the fuck happened this time?
last bake from me frens, waging want me to do some work, audacity of the cuntsalso buy wheat and lean hogs
>>62068195oil computer broke
>>62068189sexsauce?
I BOUGHT THE TOPAND BLUMPF WONI BOUGHT THE TOPAND BLUMPF WONI USED TO HAVE MONEYNOW I HAVE NONEI BOUGHT THE TOPAND BLUMPF WONI BOUGHT THE TOPAND BLUMPF WONI NEEDED THAT MONEYAND IT HURTS SO BADI GUESS MY RACE IS RUNTHAT WAS ALL THE MONEYTHAT I EVER HADI BOUGHT THE TOP AND BLUMPF WONI BOUGHT THE TOPAND BLUMPF WON
Where the fuck is that nigger baggieI want to see him gloat about panicans
why is silver moving like a shitcoin?
short oil
When is it safe to purchase SOXL?
>>62068194
Uhhh guys, surely they are going to intervene somehow before 9:25 AM right...? They can't actually let this stand...I have been considering jumping into USO for the last hour but am worried about a Bessent statement/tweet tanking things (I can't do a premarket market order to attempt to limit losses, only a normal limit).Seriously tho, they *must* do something here right...?
Priced in status?
>>62068195Iran won tranny.
ABANDON YOUR OIL SHORTS!SQUEEZE!SQUEEZE FOR YOUR LIVES!
Why do I think I could have made a lot of money last week though I didn't buy or sell anything?Why
>WTI $113.44Kill Miggerniggers
>>62068195Market priced in a ceasefire and instead got no coherent plan except everyone in the Trump admin now running "bomb them back to the Stone Age" as the current meme of the war
Can someone explain why USOIL (american oil) is above 110 dollars?Also my stocks are closed for Easter so I can't sell my oil.
>>62068224imagine being this mad over something so temporary
ITS FUCKING OVER
>>62068194Movie?
>>62068224Buy TSLA. People still need mobility!
TTPPanicans will lose2 more weeksBuy discounted stocks
>>62068227How temporary are we talking? Two more weeks?
>>62068228Why?
>>62068225>Market priced in a ceasefireWhy is the market ignoring Jiang? He says there won't be a ceasefire and he's always right.Why does the market think it's smarter than this chinese guy who speaks good english?
thoughts on applied materials boys ?
soxlsisters???
I'm going to log off for the day that's enough winning for me for 1 day
>>62068194So it's bad huh
>>62068227>temporary
>>62068239we gonna get a breaker today
>>62068199And what I will do with all that wheat?
STILL LOOKING FOR THE GUY WHO WANTED TO BULLY ME OUT OF OIL YESTERDAY!!!!
>>62068242It was pretty solid before Trump shat himself. Not buying in until things settle that's for sure.
>>62068246pretty sure that's LA
FREE OIL FOR EUROPE
By the way kharrazi was hit by a missile a few hour ago, he was the Iranian negotiator in Pakistan. It's over, there's not gonna be a peace deal
>>62068240Why is the market ignoring the schizo homeless vet near my workplace?The vet isn't even a CCP globohomo stooge.
>WTI higher than BrentEUROSSISIES BTFOWHATS THE MATTER EUROPOORS? TOO EXPENSIVE FOR YOU? WE CAN BUY IT JUST FINE BECAUSE WE'RE RICHUSA USA USA
>>62068173When will this all blow over?
Anyone not holding pure cash right now is straight up gambling. I appreciate the bollocks on those people, they are far braver than me.
>>62068265whose missile?
>>62068205Crazy that Oilyim will wield such nasty looking pumps and then say EV bad.
>>62068255He's sitting in Mumbai, it was PHULL SAPPORT for Israel. For some reason Israel and Ukraine are both targeting oil infrastructure, Iran is also doing it but it's obvious why Iran does it.Why do Ukraine and Israel do it? I'm missing something there.
>WTI at $112I hope the American economy implodes. This is what hubris gets you, fucking subhuman amerimutts.
>>62068250Why would that scare you?>>62068252Make bread.
>>62068257I made decent amount of money off of it and just continuing to buy more and more of it. Hoping with the hyper scalers of AI will accelerate it into a 700B market cap company puting share price at 1k
Feeling like today is gonna be a real N day today
>>62068233The Day After (1983)One of Reagan's favs
DIE, tech! Back to the stone age!
>>62068267>The vet isn't even a CCP globohomo stoogeJiang hates globalism, he's predicting everyone in the future will be a rural retard living in the middle of nowhere growing their own food with the collapse of coastal cities with transport systems and tankers.
>>62068272starts with an I ends in an Lpure coincidence of course
>natural gasThoughts and prayers that guy who went natural gas over oil
>>62068271Yeah. See >>62068223
>If you only knew how bad things really are.
i thought you guys were just larping and trolling.. you didnt actually short oil/long tech or did you?
>>62068274we need to start a petition to ban india from the internet
>>62068269its more likely to blow up than blow over
>>62068284>DIE, tech! Back to the stone agebest silver lining
we had two good days before this - i got a feeling today is going to be a blood bath
WTI being higher than oil last happened 16 years ago
>>62068279Me too. Fwiw I still think it's solid. Just might take some hits in the next quarters because of uncertainty.
>>62068276Uh? How will American economy implode if everyone is paying the same price?
>>62068288Why did trump kill the guy he's negotiating with?Doesn't he want a deal?All the guys you can negotiate with are dead now, because the remaining guys know that they're dead either way so it's better to keep the straight closed
>>62068300WTI higher than Brent*
maybe the real regime change was the friends and money we made along the way.
>>62068268Fagg/o/ts do be saying this.
10 minutes
>>62068303Everyone's economy is going to implode if this goes on and the US and Israel are going to be blamed for it.
Where's the tweets???
>>62068300>Would erode confidence The trump administration believes it's sitting on an infinite supply of good will and confidence.If you ask Japan, Korea and Germany, you'd probably agree though.
>>62068303the usa is most dependent on it
(joos)
well if we can't have the HORMUZ maybe it's time we mine that shit out of it, we can't have it no one can. everyone has to buy oil from US from here on out...
>>62068316hes gonna do a ground invasion when markets close so he cant
>>62068304It's always the MAGATs or republicans or Israel or someone else. USA is full of people who are 100% innocent.
Lol
>>62068316He has bigger problems to deal with right now
nervous
>>62068333we're so back baby (unironically believe this)
>>62068304>Why did trump kill the guy he's negotiating with?The US would never do that
I have some service to do in my car suspension, what financial advice yours guys can give me, should I do it or delay till the war ends?
>>62068327that would spike oil to 300
>>62068342just diy
CASH KINGS WHERE YOU AT DAWG
>>62068342do it now before hyperinflation and lack of parts triple the cost
>>62068342Prices are going up for everything so it's better to do it now instead of later
>>62068342Don't delay car maintenance and always shop around if you can't wrench yourself.
Ghalibaf... My Quant...I kneel.Please send us your next tweet.Quick reminder the market now follows CHADlibaf's tweets, not Donakd Cuck's
Nigger liquid holders will loseAnd then get the ropeTTP
DONT CARE STILL VOTING TRUMP
You still have time to refill your gas tanks before the price spike hits
>>62068304>why does no one in an admin staffed with neocons and headed by an increasingly senile 80 year old man want a dealthe hawks in the republican party realized they could do what they had been blocked for doing for half a century and let a lame duck and his ideology they hate take the public blame.
>>62068240Jiang says trust the plan, Trump is trying to destroy the world to save US economy. But if you're outside of US or Russia you will starve and die though no offense
Best day ever. Shorted Tesla yesterday afternoon
>>62068358You forgot this, king
one minute
I told you something was about to happen. Thats just the beginning. dont leave cash in your bank account, its not safe there... I cant say more. stay tuned
BANG BANG BANG BANG BANGCAM ON AND MAKE SOME FOOKIN' GAINS
OIL. TechNO BearsHERE WE GO
OK so someone explain this to me like I'm financially illiterate (because I am) why is WTI being higher than brent crude a big deal? (I'm assuming it is because I've literally never seen this happen before and shit is fucked up pretty much everywhere)
>>62068342Reasons to do it later:- the workshop may offer special price if they have no customersReasons to do it now:- parts may become unavailable due to fucked up logistics- the workshop may close/go bankrupt
Merely a flesh wound
WTFWT
Those manipulated as fuck markets will somehow only close down at -1% anyway, when it should be a fucking circuits breaker day considering oil's movementsFucking fucktarded shit everywhere
OPEN THE STRATEGIC PETROLEUM RESERVE AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
>>62068372based
>>62068372AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
MOMMYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY
>>62068358>DONT CARE i'M JEWISH
>>62068376It just that the british are sissy bois now
>>62068372Gains, you say?
>>62068381thisthe market is rigged
>>62068376Because North Sea oil is cucked and gay.
>>62068376it means that shit is now fucked up and nobody knows what will happenbuy supplies while you can, nukes soon
>>62068372LET'S FUCKING GO!!!!!!!!
AAAAAAAAAAAA YOU FUCKIJG ORANGE MIGGER
>AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAaaaa
>>62068372https://youtu.be/DUr9FnXkuzs?list=RDDUr9FnXkuzs
>>62068398you bastard stop posting this
>>62068372>A RED DAY!>A SWORD DAY!>ERE THE SUN RISES!
Honestly a really weak dump all things considered. What the fuck?
MY OIL SHORT DOING A LIL SUMMIN
>>62068276Euro faggot seething
>>62068406Everything is quite broken, manipulations everywhere, jewish tricks tricking jewish tricksLiterally.
>>62068407>shorting after yesterdayjust say you hate money
everyone is going to want to exit ahead of this weekends ground invasion
>>62068376It means gulf of mexico (or america) is being demanded more.
AAAAAAAAAAAA PUTS ON THE GROUND
>>62068414already priced in at this point. no surprises left
https://www.bloomberg.com/news/articles/2026-04-02/trump-budget-to-frame-midterms-with-defense-boost-domestic-cuts>Bloomberg: President Donald Trump is preparing to release a fiscal year 2027 budget plan on Friday that will frame his party’s midterm election message around a massive defense buildup, partially paid for by cuts to domestic agencies and health-care entitlements.
Shorting oil at this point is playing Russian roulette. Could work out, could get you liquidated.
If you had 10k to buy and hold a ticker for 1 month, what would you choose?pls respond
>>62068267Please dont mix based high IQ globalism with slanteyed tyrannical neocommunism chud.
>>62068408If there was a button I could press to kill all 340 million Americans, I'd press it. Your country is a cancerous tumor on the world.
>>62068284Dumb faggot couldn't figure out how to make money in tech lol
Oh god we’re gonna breaker aren’t we
>>62068376It means all the cheapies are starting to get slurped by increasingly desperate oil addicts.WTI (was) the cheapie.Now it’s slurped and the prices are going global in alignment. Contagion inbound.
My Costco gas hasnt gone up for over a weekgod bless Costco
>>62068423TQQQ SOXL GGLL any of these or all 3
maybe should have gave those negotiations a little bit more time after the olympics
>>62068415so what, the markets are finally giving up on the idea of the strait being opened?can WTI make up the ~20% shortfall from the gulf or is this indicative of an effectively permanent drop in supply and if so, what might the long term consequences be aside from a surge in demand for renewables?
>>62068421His midterm messaging plan is seriously going to be "We're cutting services to pay for the military" NOW of all times? Does he WANT the Republicans to lose?
>>62068423Bosh
>faceripped to a lower highIt's over. Bobo won.
>>62068423Hold some AMAT like the other anon. Solid play.
>>62068421Member when Trump cared about the national debt? I member.
>>62068421How much blackmail do the Israelis have on this guy?
>>62068431>Using Costco gasIt’s going to destroy your engine fyi
>>62068433Second tqqq, but I'd give it 3 months snd wait a bit.
>>62068449that's sweet anon, cause trump certainly doesn't
>>62068449I don't
QUICK reminder.
>>62068421The GOP is gonna get wiped across the floor and it's gonna be hilarious. Big ups to the orange toddler!
>HOL UP HOL UP HOL UP HOL UP HOL UPit's going up
>>62068459That is fucking brutal looking my dude.
What happened to the OIL jeet that was shorting @ $85?Back to the cage Pooja
>>62068453is this any good
>IRGC Navy announced retaliatory strikes, warning that escalation will “widen our target bank and accelerate America’s regional expulsion.”Targets included:- American steel industries in Abu Dhabi- Al Hidd Industrial City, Bahrain- Aluminum facility in Bahrain- 4th is comingGET YE GONE GOLEM
>>62068463Funny how you don't hear about him shiting up the threads. Hopefully he died in his own shit, with the most suffering possible.
>>62068465The movie? It's kino.
>>62068461I just want 577 VOO. Than I can buy tqqq snd fuvk off. Markets got eith in 0.3% of a correction but here we are, up again.
WHY ISN'T BRENT JUMPINGFuck this shit, I had WTI and sold it for Brent
If it's gonna dump at least dump proper, give me some -7% come on
>>62068465Greatest acting performance you will ever see
Huhhh I just woke upwhat the FUCK happened to oil?!?Is everything still dumping because of that WWII speech?
wtfwt
I slurped, 30 day ceasefire soon.
never going to make it boys
UH OHHEAD AND SHOULDERS ON WTIY'ALL KNOW WHAT THAT MEANSWWWWWWWWWWOOOOOOOOOOHHHHHHHH
They keep trying to buy up the dip, is it going to work
>>62068485Trump was supposed to announce peace last night
My best performer right now is gold miners. None of this shit makes sense
>>62068491nothing like the last ten times you said it
>>62068442Did you also see that the forest service is basically being obliterated?Yeah that's going to play GREAT in midterms.
>>62068500This time for real :)
is we getting a green dildo this morning?
>>62068499kroger up almost 3% has me laughingi dont know why its been inverting the market all month
green by close
>>62068512kroger execs probably celebrating currently
Micron-iggers, we lost
>>62068468>4th is comingKek. Intel ran out of options
>>62068491swear to god pattern niggas are worse than astrology niggas
>>62068401https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nSAoEf1Ib58
>>62068421I wish, but everyone with a brain knows Ametica is a socialist Gerentocracy.
This market is completely unhinged and irrational
dont get fooled bros its joever
>>62068524what if its only just jobegun?
>Under CEO Brian Niccol, Starbucks has been undergoing a turnaround focused on getting “back to Starbucks.” Much of the strategy has centered on improving the customer experience, from making its cafes cozier to requiring baristas to write messages on cups.>More changes are ahead for baristas. The company also announced on Thursday that it will give customers more methods to tip their baristas. Anyone who orders and pays through the mobile app will be able to tip, as well as customers who scan the app at the register to pay.>Please tip sir!*inhales*HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHhhahahahahahahahahahahHahahahahahHAHAHAH
OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
>>62068518Why do you think they pay quant analysts so much money (700k-1m per year starting) - there is something to it. Not saying that the head and shoulders analysis is competent but there is something out there coupled with informed guesses and research.
>My Nasdaq short triggered at 30% profitScam pump incoming huh
>>62068512Kroger provides a discount on gas for purchases at their stores done through their membership cards. It's one of the few businesses that can benefit from this as more people choose to get gas from them if prices are higher.
>sndk nearly recovered already holy fug
>>62068526How does more tips help them? Paying baristas less or do the company just keep the tips?
>>62068528I work at one of those firms and get paid to monitor you guys and inverse your trades whenever you get too cocky
Why are bond yields going down? It's a bear trap
Why is it going up
lmao what a scam pumpground troops are going in tomorrow
imagine living in a city right now.what are you waiting for?get out!
Holy FUARCKUSO just flew over my house.
So even when we'll get a +30% oil day, the mememarket will close green anyway.The level of fucktardation is at levels unseen in human history. But then when I look at the state of everything, it's all fucktarded so yeah
>>62068541dead cat
Im 150% profitable on my short. Should I sell end of day or right now?
>>62068543That's bullish
uuuoohhh
>>62068537How many years till the average analyst goes trans from being here?
>>62068536The company doesn’t want to raise wages with the inflation so they are passing the responsibility to the consumer. I never tip baristas and hardly ever get shit coffee from Starbucks. This entire article made my day.
Short squeeze?
OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO LFGOOOOOOO
At this point, I feel that kikes have aone sort of direct control over this “””””free market”””””, whether by pictures of the CEOs eating fetuses or by the sheer power of their thousand-year spiteTopkek, what a shitshow
imagine shorting on a full moon lol. bears getting vibe checked.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=y4bZu56EylA
World is fine
>>62068546so you can swoop in and get cheap real estate? in your dreams chud
>>62068562Not today. The put volume from the last few days is gone and now there's a ton of open calls.
Oh boy, the weekend will be interesting.
>>62068566I wonder if we get another coup in south korea with all this
>>62068526idk how they can fix starbucks or disney. their stocks look over without a huge bailout or inflation pump.
>that market pump>that baggie dumpall according to planyou didn't panic did you?
Tech haters gonna rope
told you retards it was easy calls at open. kek oil baggies
>>62068515The thesis hasn't changed something something
>>62068537Imagine getting paid to rug pull /biz/oids and make rage threads. Would be a pretty funny life
>>62068565the October full moon was the pico top.
>>62068571Last dude was weird. A real radical centrist that hated women and was very pro nuclear.Only in asia.
>>62068579Is there literally any situation for you that doesn't call for posting "kek oil baggies"?
>>62068574all according to keikakuRSI is a bitch - it HAS to reverse at some point
Another shit that just feels surreal is how we have market-mover tickers sitting at -30% (MSFT comes to mind, but it's far from the only one), and yet the indexes are still a poor -6% or whatnot from ATH. What, is it fucking Wallmart now having a 50 P/E or something maintaining the indexes up? In the current fucking environment? Shit is just fucktarded and fuckbroken
Will you get rich and save your japanese waifu for the tachinbo life?
>>62068422Yeah with all 6 bullets.Anyone saying they're shorting oil is a troll and a cancer trying to make anons lose money.
>>62068528bro, quants dont do gay ass astrology patterns, they do actual math and meth
>HOL UP HOL UP HOL UP HOL UP HOL UPit's going down
>>62068590stop noticing and asking dangerous questions
>>62068591financially speaking..is 7 inches enough for a hairy japanese pussy?
>>62068591When I make it I'll pull up to this street with a minibus
>>62068593That is essentially patterns is it not ? Mathematical models are logical series to explain patterns
>>62068591I can fix them
PPT working hard to keep OIL companies from mooning
>Microsoft aims to create large cutting-edge AI models by 2027
check intc computer
>>62068564it's just computer software that does everything. the news is fake/irrelevant.
>>62068579USO gapped up 10% whoever had longs has already won if their longs were even remotely sane even with IV being high going in.
>>62068593So what math do they do
>>62068590Open the chart for literally anything that a family office money manager would say "this worked in the 70s. Any community etf, consumer defensive etfs, miner etfs, literally anything. Kill shot is a 5 year chart on jnj. That's how the market isn't 30% down.
>>62068357>nigger liquid baggiesPULL UPPULL UPTERRAINPULL UPPULL UPTERRAIN
I keep losing money to SPY option premiums.
>>62068591I just turned 40, got 3m, I used to be a normie fratboy Coors beer rep. I need to find me a wife.
*CREAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAK*
We're SO back (again)
Turns out everything was priced in.
> nows
That's it bulls, get trapped over the long weekend.
disgusting crabblegh
I should've gone all in on PL
>>62068618OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO WE ARE SO FCKING BACK
>>62068626Go all in on applied materials
>SNDK GREENHOLY FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK
>>62068636OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
>>62068591Those are disease riddled
fake nigger market
지금 진짜 왜오르는거임???
>>62068610I bought a bunch at the start of March. Been slowly selling shit off bit by bit. Oil has to drop to $60/barrel for me to lose money on what I have left.
>>62068601>essentially patterns is it not ?no, quants do stochastic calculus and update their models constantly to keep up with the market data. For example you have a simple model used for calculating bond prices that is the Vasicek model that is based on mean reversion of the trend and can handle negative interest rates, but solving it with the market data or adjusting to a regime change because of a possible drift change is a complex inverse problem. And you can make it more realistic by adding a stochastic volatility term on top of it, swapping from gaussian to poisson diistributions or a combination of both. There are no patterns here, just random numbers that follow a distribution.
maybe a little oil
Insiders just got the 'TODAY IS A GREAT DAY TO BUY' tweetBUY BUY BUY BUY BUYSHORT OIL
finally watching last nights announcementdid this motherfucker really just hit us with his patented 'in two weeks'
>>62068656heard youve got a nice cock
>Iranian city 'hit hard' by strikes, say residents, while video shows huge blasts at missile baseYeah fuck them bitches up Donny
$1Robinhood!
>>62068664>we hit Iran>they hit more infrastructure Is there some magical reason this won't happen that I am unaware of
>>62068566china won
>>62068670Iran has no more missiles?
>>62068407>>62068491>>62068513>>62068537>>62068579>>62068587How much have you lost on your oil shorts? kek
Will the mumu counter attack be successful?
>>62068675If that's the case then what's swarming its way to Tel Aviv?
>>62068683AI missiles?
>>62068677I'm green smigga :D
>>62068210Silver is the original shit coin
[Israel disliked that]
>>62068677what did i do
>>62068680Not fully and I doubt it survives the weekend. Really, quite a lot of crazy shit could still happen today.
>>62068691So they try to kill former minister now, that aren't even in power and try to help negotiate, OK
>>62068691killed his wife and let him live. this idiot is going to burn the world down. thats a villain arc if I ever seen one
>>62068655>based on mean reversion of the trendpattern detected
>>62068677i maked 3300 mighty us joe dollar today
>>62068691how is it not obvious that they want to destroy iran while still pretending to be the good guys?
>>62068683Is it? Haven't read new strikes today.
>>62068705>>62068705>>62068705
>>62068691>The kobussy letterLmao. Iran doesn't even matter anymore. The market is now just after-market euros and asians selling the after-hours because they have no quality of life with the hormussy closed and the USA buying it up for cheap in the morning.
>>62068691Its crystal clear we're being held hostage by Israel
>>62068691>you have to negotiate or we'll bomb you back to the stone age >*kills your negotiators* >why aren't you negotiating? ground invasion was always going to happen the market is too stupid to not fall for the lies multiple times
>>62068691BRICS moment
>>62068349Feels good not to participate in the precipitous downside.
>>62068349sold 30k of VOO yesterday to bring my cash up to 135k. Still have a about 80 in the market bc I wanted to hedge blumpf ending the war. Wish I had sold more now obviously but glad to have the cash to slurp after we invade
>>62068710this. iran collapsed in 2022 with every other country and their fiat currency is worthless. it was already over before the SMO.
>>62068419People priced in peace and an exit. Retail will flee longs today.
>>62068730taxable event ? or in a IRA?
$1BTC!
>>62068349I’m gonna wait out this clusterfuck for sure
Nothing ever happens and we close blood GREEN today?
>>62068644you don't know that
kek theyre gonna trap longs over the weekend again, blood red monday.
what the FUCK was thatI go away for a couple of hours red, and come back green
>>62068809
>>62068173The strait isn't going to open anytime soon.I looked at some of the targets USrael has been bombing, based on footage on Telegram and data from NASA FIRMS. Turns out a lot of the targets are things are things like mines, pharmaceutical plants and bridges. It is becoming apparent that the objective of the war always had been to "send Iran back to the stone age" i.e. economic terrorism.It is also becoming apparent that many of Iran's missile bases are impervious to every bunker buster in the US arsenal. Geolocated footage shows that multiple missile bases have been attacked multiple times yet remain operational. Thus, it should be expected that Iran can and will continue to keep the strait closed or semi-closed at the very least until the midterm elections.If Iran institutionalizes a tollbooth, it should be expected that, at least for the time being, the toll charged will be very very high, exploiting the low demand elasticity of oil in order to achieve dual goals of throttling traffic and bringing in revenue.
>>62068675Iran's main missile plant at Khojir has a huge underground section. As long as Iran keeps exporting oil and overland border trade continues, Iran can import parts and ingredients from China. So it's likely that Iran's missile and drone production continues, even if at a reduced pace.
>>62068969Wow, you must be some sort of scientist, i believe every word you say since you researched on telegram
So, today is dead? That jump this .morning....and then nothing.
>>62069230i think we will see a marginally green day market close
>>62069047Yes. Israel and Trump are much better sources than footage you can see for yourself. The source of the footage is absolutely the crux of whether or not it's true.
