strait edition>Educational sites:https://www.investopedia.comhttps://www.khanacademy.org/economics-finance-domain>Financial TV Streams:https://www.newslive.com/american/cnbc.htmlhttps://www.livestreamy.net/bloomberg/>Charts:https://www.tradingview.comhttps://www.finscreener.comhttps://www.portfoliovisualizer.com>Screeners: so you feel like in the movieshttps://finviz.com/https://etfdb.com/>Gambling:https://www.optionsplaybook.com/options-introduction/https://www.optionsprofitcalculator.comhttps://optionstrat.com/https://www.optionistics.com/quotes/option-prices>Pre-Market and Live data:https://www.investing.com/indices/indices-futureshttps://finance.yahoo.com/>Calendarshttps://www.marketwatch.com/economy-politics/calendarhttps://www.earningswhispers.com/calendarhttps://www.cmegroup.com/trading/interest-rates/countdown-to-fomc.htmlhttps://www.mortgagenewsdaily.com/data/building-permits>Boomer Investing 101: so zoomers with meme stocks can outperform youhttps://www.bogleheads.org/wiki/Getting_startedhttps://www.sec.gov/search-filings>Misc smg:https://www.financialjuice.com/homehttps://finance.yahoo.com/trending-tickershttps://market24hclock.com/https://www.dividendchannel.com/drip-returns-calculatorhttps://brokerchooser.com/https://www.chathamfinancial.com/technology/us-market-rates>NEW THREAD: Copy-paste the following when making a new thread:https://pastebin.com/GfB48W5Gprevious smigger thread>>62068173
how to get strait gf?
A reminder that this will resolve over the weekendLast night's message was the final shakeout of weak handsInstitutions are loading the boat, patriots are in control. Plan accordingly!
Too soon?
What's a slurpable price for TQQQ? Have like 70k in retirement and would ride the wave with all of it
what is it this time?
>make a big announcement to say "the bombings will continue until the radical theocratic middle eastern nation agrees to our peace terms">Israel kills the negotiator that was directly talking to Pence in an air strikeThis administration only knows force. Which makes a situation where force only escalates the war a disaster
> nows
now that we know oil will never reach 150WHATS THE MOVE
Guys… give me hope. When we look back in 5 years will we consider this the best time to buy? Kinda similar to how Covid made people rich if they bought and held anything?
>>62068738>PenceBlud is living in a different timeline.
We going lower today or we bottom out?
>>62068741bullish for lean hogs
>>62068728>>62068743kek post losses on your oil shorts
>>62068748You're going to look back in 5 years and think "I remember when I could just go to the store and buy food"
>>62068725Don't bomb her father.
>>62068748Not yet.
>>62068748I mean yeah, shit is going to go back up eventually. we're going to experience lots of inflation and they're gonna print money like no tomorrow to prop the economy up as much as they can.
>>62068738>peaceTrying to win a war here, this isn't a drum circle like one of your grateful Dead concerts boomer.
>stock market won't be open for the next 4 days>shit only dumped by like 0.3% as of now for mehuh, I expected a huge sell off from people who are scared that they can't react to any news for that long
reminder that we are closing green
>>62068748I would say that circumstances are different, can't print out of this, but I don't know shit frfr.
>>62068773umm yeah? its the most bullish day of the year. imagine not buying calls kek baggies
is market already pricing in taco monday?
>>62068748well, so far in my trader-life, basically every crisis at the stock market ended with me thinking>I wish I had bought morea couple years later.that being said, I only started trading after 2008, so I never ate a really bad one so far. I'm probably overdue for some real assrape with staying power
GOD FUCKING DAMNIT!!!!!! I SHIOULD'VE SOLD MY PUTS AT OPEN
>>62068772Nobody scared of a 3 day weekend has enough money to move the needle.
What did he just tweet?
WHAT IS THUIS WHAT IS THUIS WHAT IS THUIS WHAT IS THUIS WHAT IS THUIS WHAT IS THUIS WHAT IS THUIS WHAT IS THUIS WHAT IS THUIS WHAT IS THUIS
what the fuck
>>62068783Hogs get slaughtered and whatnot
WTF
holy moly bobo btfo kek
I know you’re all wondering why you’re not seeing the usual flood of HGRAF shitposts these past couple of weeks. They just stopped paying us. Dumb bitch CEO took all the money and told us to basically wait in line until their retarded penny stock hits $6 for a full fucking month. Unbelievable. Here's the bitch's contacts in case anyone wants to tell her to pay usEmail: kjirstin.breure@hydrograph.comPhone: 480-267-2556
AHAHAHAHAHAHOIL BAGGOTSI FUCKING TOLD YOUAHAHAAHAHAHAH
I'm confused
wtfwt?
USO IS BLEEDING OUT
>>62068748that's disease riddled
>literal pump and dumpDidn't know Oil was a cryptocurrency.
PL's pumps and dumps are insane.You can consistently buy after a -10% and sell a day or two later for a +10%.
I actually slurped the bottom this time. Rare occurrence.
Can someone tell me why american oil companies are selling off from open? What the fuck is this shit
>pumping like a retard on no newsYeah
guys, I don't think the markets pumping and dumping every 10 minutes is a sign of a healthy economy
>>62068810giwtwm
>>62068811It should be very obvious now that there is a separate stock market for insiders
>>62068814tell me you're not in the signal chat without telling me
High volatility is to be expected in times of uncertainty.
>>62068804Is she okay?
Down we go
>President Trump On Truth Social Says Will Soon Sign An Order To Pay All Of Incredible Employees At Department Of Homeland SecurityThis can't be it
>IRAN: DRAFTING PROTOCOL WITH OMAN FOR HORMUZ STRAIT TRAFFICwas it that?
>>62068795kek
>>62068811Bessant shorted oil again. He's been the one knocking oil down every time. His balance sheet is going to get wrecked when oil goes to $200. Can the US government get margin called?
>>62068821wrong as usual, line go up
shameless
I can't believe this bullshit
What the fuck why am I green?!? This is why I’ve started just holding and never ever selling because my gut was to sell at open. I need to do the OPPOSITE of what I think.
>he didnt slurp that beautiful dipOH NO NO NO NO
Why did stocks pump and oil hasn't dumped?
m-mercy mumu? ...friend?
>>62068838usual gay nigger market
What the fuck is happening
>>62068819It's reverting to yesterdays price.. Whether you interpret this as high or low vol would likely depend on your positioning, no?
>>62068838Hopium.
But seriously, what's going on right now?
hahahah this shit is so schizophrenic it's awesome to watch
Even obscure shit like BDCs and MLPs are pumping
I was rightWe fucking gapfilled a 2% gap downAnd I didn't MAKE SINGLE FUCKING CENT OFF IT. Hahahahahhahahshs
the only winning move is to slowly dca over the next few weeks/months. no way to predict this mess
Can someone find the news that caused this?
ITS THE EASTER MIRACLE THE MARKET RESSURECTS
>>62068835Smartest anon in these threads.
>reality: continued mutual destruction, ground invasion, no ability to negotiate and no end in sight and the president admitting this plainly >markets: DID YOU SEE THE LATEST RECYCLED ARTICLE??? WARS OVER!!!
Panicans are so mad lmaoYou LOST
>>62068853insiders know something you don't, you should probably fomo in now
world peace achieved or what? wtf is going on
>>62068850US controls all oil now once the HOZmussy is mined
My puts are getting fucked brothers
>>62068853TWO MORE WEEKSWOMOREWEEKS
>>62068838Bessent realized he can’t play with oil anymore so the new QE toy is the stock exchange, again.
>>62068855>>62068857>t. literally an israeli cowering in a bunkerBuy every oil dip.
$10k in unrealized gains gone. I was gonna buy one of these sick bikes after close too
So glad I closed my losing trade before it jumped to 655. Didn't gain any money but didn't lose any either.
>>62068855>you lost, trannyyea...
WTF HAPPENED
I schlopped EWY
>>62068759terrible advice, chicks want dudes that make their dad mad. >>62068790>>62068791>straight closed >fly past it on a rocket to the literal moonbears should all be hung for treason
went away for a couple of hours, came back and opened phone to expect a blood bathbut it's greenI don't get it
that market move was just a hedge fund closing their position over this weekend
Glad I put a stop loss on my trades wew. Made less profit but at least this schizo market didn't butt fuck all of my profits.
Easter Ceasefire, we fucking told you.
>>62068880Likely.
>>62068871>Iran: Drafting protocol with Oman for Hormuz Strait traffic.>Iran: Hormuz Strait protocol does not to constitute restrictions.HORMUSSY IS OPENING UPBE GENTLE ITS SO TIGHT
>>62068880why would a hedge fund blast out in 10 minutes instead of slowly throughout the day?
why is we pumping?
>OILUP>AMERICAN OILUP>HORMUSSYCLOSED>WAR WITH IRANTWO MORE WEEKS >MARKET UP FOR SOME REASONWHAT THE ACTUAL FUCK IS EVEN GOING ON
miggers will blindly buy any positive headline
I grabbed some bear spreads for next week. Here were some candidates
>>62068887who's gonna clean the mines, it can't just open up
>>62068888go big or go home playa
>>62068891i'm conditioned for chaos now, so I can only assume it's bad
>he was a panican>he didn't TTP>he bet against the global economy
>>62068879Easter bump.Trump is Christ.Christ is King.Do the math.Would you try shorting God?
Miggers n' Jews
>>62068889A first squawk post
>15 dollars down on gush>the tech positions I was already odwn on, are going upWhat do you call this pattern
>closed my 655 put literally 1 min into openYou might say im an... expert in this game.
>>62068901>Would you try shorting God?Jews literally do this
Did trump just die or something wtf
What's Happening Update: You're getting liquidised. Again.
This reminds me of that day last year where futes were neon green, like +2%, and we closed a whole percentage down.
>>62068906what did it say?
>>62068857the insiders have been pumping and dumping the market for 8 weeks now.
im going back to sleep this pump better be gone when I wake up or else I'm gonna shoot someone (myself)
>>62068912kekked
>>62068917IRAN: DRAFTING PROTOCOL WITH OMAN FOR HORMUZ STRAIT TRAFFIC
I TOLD ALL OF YOU RETARDS OMEGA GIGA GREEN AT OPEN. YOU DIDNT LISTEN. KEK BOBO BAGGIE BITCHES
>>62068898Love me some BONE
>it's pumping on retarded bullshit again
>>62068900some of these are pretty smart
>>62068888so they can say "we were here"
gaps almost filled. loading puts.
>>62068899I think the global economy SUCKS
i'm actually about to break even after massive fucking losses
>>62068923obvious scam dump is obvious
>>62068932BRILLIANT IDEA. SHORT THE MOST STATISTICALLY BULLISH DAY OF THE YEAR. AMAZING BRO. ENJOY GETTING BLED ALL DAY LMAO
>>62068900>>62068926qrd
wuts going on
This is the kind of thing I mean when I say you can, in fact, 10x your money on the next big thing.
>>62068925lol it's pretty funnyEspecially since the orange nigger is still there
>>62068943Iran and Oman will open up the strait (with an ayah-toll)
>>62068909Good. I was up by 50% at open but expected a bigger drop, so I didn't close. Only closed when I realized it was a losing trade. No gains here but no losses either.
>>62068943SPEECH WAS A NOTHINGBURGER. REAL NIGGAS BOUGHT THAT BAGGIE DIP
>>62068900idgi
>>62068943The Hormuzzy is opening, but we'll be gentle.
>The three major indexes ripped higher after Iranian state media said, according to Bloomberg News, that the Middle Eastern country is working with Oman on a protocol for ships passing through the Strait of Hormuz.TTPPANICANS LOSE (AGAIN)
>>62068921imagine being this starved for reasons to slurp
>>62068951the speech pretty much confirmed the ground invasion but ok
My tactic of enjoying spring and not looking at my portfolio is working.
>AMD shareholder vote>voting against women and indians>voting for white sounding names
>>62068956GEE THIS WAS CERTAINLY A SURPRISE THERE DEFINITELY ARENT THOUSANDS OF TROOPS ON THEIR WAY ALREADY THAT WE KNEW ABOUT OR ANYTHING. LMAO
>>62068820>she
Is KODKanon still here?
>>62068954>oil only down 4% Not happening. World is still ending
what are these shitcoin movements? what the fuck is going on????
Baggie baggie doomer tranny baggie
w'ere not getting sub $650 today again are we
>>62068968absolute clown market. up is down, down is up
>>62068967>he could have bought quality companies at a haircut that will be around for decades to come>he bought the infinite reserve of nigger liquid at an ATH
>>62068972sub 600 eod
Just watched professor Jiang's second latest video.He says trump is collapsing the economy and stocks on purpose so him and all the jews can short the top.The more he delays the dump, the harder it will dump that's why he keeps saying stuff to convince people not to sell.He wants everyone he cares about like netanyahu, mark Zuckerberg, baron, elon musk to long oil and short tech but he's telling the masses to long tech and short oil so they'll lose everything. He believes the collapse is beneficial to America because then it can have factories and manufacturing jobs afterwards for the redneck hicks.If you think about it, it totally makes sense. IT, the US military and banking are total parasites to the redneck hick system, trump wants these things to collapse so his voters will have a brighter future afterwards.
>>62068965Damn I was shilling that shit at 5 dollars. Should have bought I'm so retarded
>>62068968Top signal
>>62068942help: all of these are bullshitSure, if you put a coin on the entrance door handle you may hear if someone enters, but there are more effective methods. The rest are just plain jokes.
man, I panic sold this morning, was still in the green from buying on Monday, but it's annoying
Place your betsHow long will this war actually last?
>>62068985Two weeks
>>62068973THIS MARKETS REALLY EASY TO UNDERSTAND. THATS WHY I MAKE WINNING CALLS DAY AFTER DAY
>>620689852 years minimum
>>62068985Two-three weeks
>russel +.30%>s&p -.10%the day will end green lmao
Where's the source, from Iran, that the strait will be opened up?
>On a visit to a Colorado restaurant today, Secretary of War Pete Hegseth was filmed eating raw bull testicles (oysters) by Fox News, stating that the strong flavor augured success and courage for American troops.
>>62068795Nah we're just laying low because 1) there's no news 2) it's uncouth for those of us in the green to keep coming here talking about it, especially whining about red days when others are worse off and 3) we're going to keep getting the crap kicked out of us until nasdaq uplisting ends the loopholes that allows otc shorters to milk us for free money, so even green days aren't worth posting about.
>>62068982why did some faggot say they were "smart"
>>62068993actually kekked
>>62068895I don't understand why you'd do spy spreads instead of spx unless you don't pay taxes.
>>62068977>he takes investment advice from a Chinese high school professor who teaches a class of 3 people and beats his autistic son on the side
>>62068993that's honestly based
smart money is calm right now. iran and oman working together was known 2 days ago already, this isnt news to anyone whos in the mix
$1Robinhood!
How many of you gamblers got absolutely heemed this morning?
Oil is literally going to 300 btw.
>>62069005$1BTC!
Got way too greedy but I'm just gonna diamond hand these puts in hope of spy dropping back down.
>>62069008Not at all because I put a stop loss to secure profits in case of a scam like this :)
>>62068923>BAGGIE BITCHESLeveraged retail trading is worse than bagglet trading. At least link and pmg baggies have some baggies to cling onto.
>>62069000My broker (Alpaca) doesn't have SPX spreads. I'll probably switch over at some point
>>62069013tick tock baggie
and just like that, nothing ever happens
>>62068772Markets are open on Monday.
>>62069011but it's american oil ™
Why cant this board ever take a long position when its obviously what the market wants to do? Whats with the perma - bear outlook?
>>62068838Because the stock market is run by retarded conditioned mutts and the oil is the world.
The strait isn't going to open anytime soon.I looked at some of the targets USrael has been bombing, based on footage on Telegram and data from NASA FIRMS. Turns out a lot of the targets are things are things like mines, pharmaceutical plants and bridges. It is becoming apparent that the objective of the war always had been to "send Iran back to the stone age" i.e. economic terrorism.It is also becoming apparent that many of Iran's missile bases are impervious to every bunker buster in the US arsenal. Geolocated footage shows that multiple missile bases have been attacked multiple times yet remain operational. Thus, it should be expected that Iran can and will continue to keep the strait closed or semi-closed at the very least until the midterm elections.If Iran institutionalizes a tollbooth, it should be expected that, at least for the time being, the toll charged will be very very high, exploiting the low demand elasticity of oil in order to achieve dual goals of throttling traffic and bringing in revenue.
ligmarket
>>62069008Every bear(ish) dude I still read's basecase was short week up, dump next week.
>>62069023>do? Whats with the perma - bear outlook?it's a jewish ideological war, and they're all crazy
where are you guys getting your news fromplease i need a good source
>>62069011So it will be neon green. This is bullish for markets, remember, green is the good color.
>>62068949Kek underrated
i can safely admit i no longer have any idea what is happening
>>62068977I watched some of the video and he seemed to present it as a thought experiment, "What if Trump was not retarded?"
>>62069028>talks shit>gets hitit's called Face, something the IRGC actually understands
>>62068977>IT, the US military and banking are total parasites to the redneck hick systemThe military is not
>>62069033Imagination land. It's close to dillusion boulevard if you've ever been there. Just down the road from false hopium.
Holy Kek another stunning Mossad victory!I guess no one here keeps an eye on the Tel Aviv exchange and that they had the largest volume day in history after days of 1/30th the volume, the amount of money which changed hands was very closely corresponding with the amount in the pump this AM. And not even that, but the gold sell off should have told you what was coming as it did last gigga pump.Bobos you have beheemed yourselves.
Gotta pay the troll toll if you want Iran's hole
>oil up $14 since speech>market dumps>news about passage rules POST-WAR between Oman and Iran>oil dumps, 14-6 still $8 higher>market fully recovered
You have to be a proper retard to buy oil to hold longer than a few days. Only 8% of oil is affected to due sandniggers. no it's not 20% you baggies. And yes everyone is ramping up production so it's probably even lower than 8% at this point.
>>62068857The last few weeks have clearly demonstrated that markets know nothing. For example, consider how Chris Wright's lie about naval escorts immediately caused oil to drop $10 even though it could not possibly have been true given the military situation in the area
>>62069038Many are shorting oil because it's about to become a lot cheaper
>>62069033I get insider information sent directly to me via esoteric dreams
Make sure you load up on those calls guys, we are going over $200 a barrel this time for sure. Buy the oil and gas dipp!! WAGMI
market makes no sense today
BOOOOOOOOOOOOBOOOOOOOOODAIJOBU?
>>62069055You’re a retard who fell for brownie propaganda, it a sign Iran is peacocking.
> me timing my shorts this week
>>62069066From my perspective the last couple days did almost exactly what the GEX suggested they'd do. Not today. But it's not contrarian just a much unclearer read.
Beautiful stock market. Everyone says we have a great market, some say it's the best. I think it's the best.
>>62069044Are you a child or just a regular moron?Iran is going to drag down the global economy down with them in retaliation. US allies will be among those who suffer the most, due to their reliance on LNG.Ironically, the IRGC are probably the ones in Iran who might suffer the least from this. They're hiding in well-stocked superbunkers and they will be controlling the toll booth
>trumps speech repeating everything he’s been repeating for the past 3 weeks >markets flat Pretty rational
why is netflix mooning?
>>62069071Fucking kek
>>62069080they will be live-streaming the Iranian drone footage
>>62069071>when you intuition is always right but you keep on pussying out
>>62069005
>>62069068Half of /smg/ is now filled with Canadians or yuropoors that lap up any turd world propaganda they can find
>>62069050What does this mean
>>62069071
>>62069071>me timing literally anything
Do you ever have a conversation with an average person and they have the absolute worst take known to man
>>62069074GEX doesn't matter, but share your read anyway?
>>62069055Every single bit of 'how we fix this' news is post-war. They don't even read it past two lines. The algos push it, everybody has to buy, and then the comfort blanket is complete when it goes up. It will do this until there's a complete reality intrusion washout.
Do those stupid algos know Oman doesn't need any fucking deal when it comes to Hormuz? Did they fucking look at a fucking map?
The US is brown
>>62069086It means you lost.
>>62069097'two more weeks' to flatten the bears :(
Polymarket is less rigged than this shit
>>62069080once the strait of hormuz is open netflix will be able to stream movies more cheaply through it
>uranyl oxidez>earthly metallics>primy drivers
Never doing puts again. Got a nigga ready to cry in the casino.
>>62069098Bro?
>>62069091Any time politics or international relations comes up in casual conversation. At this point I don't even bother trying to debate I just smile and nod or say "huh, interesting"
>>62069108>Buying puts during passover
>>62069080After the oracle layoffs maybe the market is pricing in them buying paramount for cheapies in a year or two
TAOOBA!
long blueberriesmy kid won’t stop eating em
Should've known they would pump us after last night, got too greedy. Only hope now is that they exit on their pump and give me some scrilla back.
>>62069108>delicate political situation revolving around a fly by night leader of the western world, a fly by night islamofascist regime, and the strait of hummus, where a single tweet or statement by either side can make markets dump or moon>now's the best time to start gambling with options
sacre bleule detroit est grand ouvert...la pute...
>>62069122I too am rooting for some intraday terrorism to bring my puts into the green
What’s it all for? What’s the meaning of all this up-and-down? Dust to dust…
>>62069094>multimillion dollar market maker hedging doesn't matter to price actionDumbest post in the thread award. Stay poor.
>>62069126Smart frog "it's not mined, no need to go there, open the strait yourself"
Oil isn't even expensive yet on a inflation adjusted basis. Markets are still pricing this like its a short term disruption.
>>62069132Show me your backtest indicating it reliably predicts closing price then, retard
>>62069126>FUCK YOU DA- I MEAN TRUMP WE WON'T HELP WITH THE STRAIT>umm so guys our electorate who already hates our carbon taxes is gonna storm the parliament and kills us, let's go try and fix the strait of hummus yurosharias are beyond pathetic. c'est un vrai spectacle la-bas
>>62069077when is the global recession happening? 2 more weeks perhaps?
>>62069056Most jewish post I've read all day. Multiple sources confirm that 30-40% of the world's oil supply has been disrupted.
Oil climbing back up after finally looking at a FUCKING MAPI swear it's retardation fucking everywhereAnd crooked manipulators shooting fucking stupid ass headlines while in bed with (((Axios))) news agnency or whatever to fuck the algos up and make moneyI'm fucking tired of this charade
>>62069126cnn would never lie to me
>>62069084$1Robinhood!
>>62069145Supply doesn't matter. The price is simply what is most convenient to them
the market is riggedif you are a human don't even try, you will never make itthe market is all government intervention, high frequency trading, algos and AI now
Oil up, stocks up, vix up, we are so back!
Is this pump fake and gay or what? Why is this happening?
>>62069146short term pump and dumps are so fake and gay, ive been winning on oil by just holding it desu.unless theres real evidence the war is quieting down its all short term manipulation.
>>62069146Oh, was wondering why my stuff was going back up after dropping 5% for fuck all reason.
>US indexes about to turn greenPress X to spit on shortsX
>>62069157No one knows anymore.
>>62069126Lmao, yurocucks>get butthurt over hurty words and use the real world (closing air space to US Military) and burn your relationship with the US to the ground>realize you fucked up badly>make coalition to fix the strait anyway, all while possibly ending NATO for goodHonestly. I’m starting to believe this “blompf 16D chess” thing
>>62069157SPY and WTI are trading opposite each other
The equity market is genuinely, unironically unhinged. The COVID V broke people's minds.
>oil is 20$ more than it was last week when the market shat itself>market: wowie zowie we're back baby!!!!no wonder so many traders kill themselves
>>62069163
i'm going to hold over the weekend to make things more exciting
If marines put boots on the ground wont they be smashed to absolute shit by missiles and drones
>BVLLI$H BVLL FLAG ON SPY>BEARSHIT BEARISH HEAD AND SHOULDERS FOR OILGEE I WONDER WHICH ONE MY MONEY'S ON! HMMM? TRICKY ONE!
>>62069176Iran would certainly appreciate it if you believed this.
>>62069153That "anon" (mossad) was claiming only 8% of the supply had been disrupted.
>>62069157the invisible hand always wins
>>62069157if I had to guess, it's a pump to absorb Trump putting troops on Kharg over easter weekend
>this crabbing What are we waiting for? Announcement? Rugging?
>>620689852 weeks to slow the spread of terrorism and missiles`
>>62069186could the invisible hand jerk me off k thanks
>>62069188what's he reacting to
>>62069189Retail has all left so it's just a cold war of hedge funds who want to short waiting to see who blinks first
Xom sissies... i thought morgan stanley was backing us
>>62069191no but it can fuck your portfolio
>>62069191there will be no pumping of the markets
>>62069165>burn your relationship with the US to the groundI think you should be more concerned about the increasing lack of fucks given about that globally.
>>62069189Spy really seems confused right now after that giga pump. lol
>>62069194probably himself eating a bacon sandwich
Announce a ceasefire so we can pump
Closed my oil short for a small loss.
>bears lost>bulls lost>jews winning
>>620691413-4 months seems more likely.However, possibly the greatest damage might not be a temporary economic downturn, but rather a permanent de-industrialization of US allies as businessmen decide it makes more sense to have energy-intensive industry in countries whose economies are better insulated from geopolitical risk, such as China.
>>62069206never bet against the jews
Only thing i understand in this market is that for every 100 bucks i make i lose 200
>>62069207why
>>62069157It was a Sampson pump.When Donny has the mumbling retard bussy pump it, he takes all day a little here a little there, meh okay let’s walk it backWhen Bibi pumps, it’s a Sampson Pump.
>>62069077>Iran is going to drag down the global economy down with them in retaliationOh, IRAN started this war?
>>62069213I'm 147 euros in the green, I'll call it a day
My god SPY just admit you were wrong and dump back down already
Market can’t pump for anything today. Barely hanging in there. Not sure if calls were the right move
>>62069082LMAO>>62069126well, they should try passing with their own ships
>>62069165A coalition to open the strait isn't happening. It's not a matter of political will, it's a matter of physical possibility. The US navy dares not go close to Iran, so other countries' navies certainly cannot open the strait of Hormuz.
>>62069220This war is doing a good job of hiding the impending disaster which is hyper scale cap ex. Oh and OpenAI's implosion
>everything dumps>shit and piss pumpsevery time
>>62069217>in retaliation>IRAN started???
>>62069165>Honestly. I’m starting to believe this “blompf 16D chess” thingIt's that literally anything any country does on this planet, EU somehow manages to turn into a lose for itself.
>>62069087>Welcome home the African Lions for England!
>>62069220It needs to stay the theta decay's making me money at the pin. Just five more minutes boss.
Quick, someone backtest for me this strategy:Buy every time after a 2% dump and sell after you made 2%.
>>62069227OpenAI just got a 120 billion dollar cash injection. Doesn't matter how much money the incinerate when you can just scam retarded VCs for more.
just saying, we shouldn't talk politics but how to profit from current political events
>He thinks SPY is crabbing>He doesn't recognise coilingWe finna breakout today, there will be a tweet and we finish 1% green, oil dumps to $105
>>62069227still hard to believe sam altman just went around to every memory company, handed out letters of intent saying "we want all the memory please", then rugged
it keeps wagging down like a tease lmao
the pump is running out of steam buy PUTS NOW
You guys know it only turdies that are supporting Iran right now right? Also we are in a better case now than in the 1970s.
>>62069227No biggie Sam Altman will be able to have a palatial estate built for him south of the Litani river to escape to in newly liberated southern Lebanon. Hardly can blame him when it’s obviously been years behind other models for years now.Incedentally I think Bibi should start selling us goys the ability to buy plots there as war bonds.Gunna be a huge real estate boom once it’s all bulldozed and turned into shops selling humus and chest hair trimmers.
>>62069241That is exactly what created the dot com bubble>>62069244Same. I would have expected that to be binding. Absolute hysteria
>>62069249LOL PUTTARDS GETTING BLED OUT
>>62069216>When Bibi pumps, it’s a Sampson PumpHe probably prefers to avoid thinking about he's pumping now.>>62069217>Oh, IRAN started this warIn fairness to the tiny hats on the basis of pure facts, it was yamas, the hutis and ,ez'BULL'ar backed by Iran that started attacking israel first yes. At least more recently.
>>62069234>import third world shitters>regulate everything to death>tax and spend on wasteful social programs>ruin relationship with the most powerful country on earth>no military>arrest anyone with an opinion to the right of socialismNot sure what Europe’s problem isA sad sad suicidal continent
>>62069243>a dump to $105 oil is somehow giga bullish
Here we goooooo
rut roo, did it finally make up its mind?
>>62069227>This war is doing a good job of hiding the impending disaster which is hyper scale cap ex.I agree, and this is why it should be gigga-bearish. These relief rallies don't even make sense in the broader context; with or without the war we were already due for a pullback IMO.
>>62069250>if you don't stand with Israel, you're brownI've been noticing this narrative lately. Meanwhile IRL India is the biggest Israel supporter
>>62069253kek baggie
>aieeeeee bongs and yuros are gay we don't need ur help but where are u arggghhhh!Why the fuck would >we risk blowing up the royal navy when orange man's boats are hundreds of miles away and staying there? Has one single person on mutt news explained this and the Israeli navy mystery?
oh WOW what a little FUCKING DICKTEASE of a dump you have to be kidding me
>>62069262Still Getting On CS2!
>>62069227Hyperscaler capex is priced in at this point. I mean Microsoft is trading at a 19 forward PE.
>>62069231I saw that but it was too late.
>>62069274DESPERATE BOBOS WILL FEEL NOTHING BUT MISERY TODAY. ITS ABOUT TO BE EASTER. THE GOOD GUYS WIN RETARD
>>62069274>please let me cum bobina
>>62069275Deathmatch is unplayable at this point. legit 80% case farming bots in every lobby
>>62069257Yeah. It's a shame that they attacked just as Netanyahu's corruption trial was about to start and stories of Jews spitting on Christians were gaining traction
>Invest in oil>Invest in stonks>Everything is up
>>62069274I sold the SPY puts I bought at 655.60 near the bottom of that last dip to 653. Made a pretty penny. Going for a walk now.God Bless America. God Bless our Troops. God Bless Trump.
>>62069275whats up robinhoodingz guy
>>62069243>oil dumps to $105Imagine reading this 6 months ago
If everything is fine why do gas prices keep rising?
>>62069291Iran is still in a post-stone age civilization level
>>62069286I'm just pissed because I was up $10k+ on a 1DTE bear spread as I was enjoying my morning until out of nowhere that green dildo was getting rammed up my ass and now I'm down $500. The markets resistant to dumping and asymmetry between how good vs bad news moves the market is tiresome lately.
>>62069244Why do you find it hard to believe?
>>62069274Exited at the return to the pin for 30%. Anything more would have been greedy.
>>62069291Gas prices aren't real, only stocks are real
>>62069291BECAUSE YOU ARE A FAG
>>62069291Because you're the loser of the Iran war. Sorry kiddo.
>>62069291STOCK MARKET IS REALITY, BUT REALITY IS FAKE! PVVVVVVVVVMP!
>>62069299The fun part is idiots are going to think you're joking.
>>62069293>>62069299>>62069301>>62069302>QUIET GOYIM! KNOW YOUR PLACE!
>>62069291because goyim must deal with the real worldthat's whydon't question it goytard
>>62069291Probably because the one thing the supply chain and the market hates above all else is volatility and unpredictability
>>62069275Lol
>>62069244>letters of intentThey haven't watched enough dragons den. This has happened multiple times on the show.
>>62069244why would you believe it? it's an obvious excuse by the chip manufacturing cartels. same as the AI and GPU manufacturing bullshit>noo we can't just open more factories, so we have to keep production at pre-crypto mania levels :^)
And that's itPump is over ladsWe're going downIm yelling timberrr
>>62069284one of them will breakthey can't both rise at the same time unless they're pricing in hyperinflation or some crazy bs like that
>>62069283Bibi didn’t do shit. You have to understand the Israeli left, they are worse and even more entrenched in Israel’s legal system than the left is in America.Remember. Evil cannot create anything new, it can only distort and destroy what has been invented or made by the forces of good. That is why they infiltrate the legal system first.
>>62069318weeeeeee
crab Thursday
>>62069284Listen kid lemme slain something to ya you might learn something.Read my lips: The stock market and the real world don’t got nuttin to do with oneanotha. Gabishe?
>>62069324I was promised black thursday
>>62069313Ohhhh Maaaannnggg!!!!!!
TRIPS AND WE RIPS
>>62069291STOP NOTICING GOYIM
>WTI trading substantially higher than BrentwhatMust be jews covering their shorts
>>62068995When is nasdaq listing?
>>62069332rollin
>>62069334so they're shorting BRENT instead?why?
>>62069291There is still vast copium going on. A golden age bullrun supported by the air bubble of 'AI' investment.When it comes down, it will come down hard. Which is good because those that survive will be more than just hot air and empty promises.
>>62069331Lol
>>62069321>engaged in unconstitutional meddling with the judiciary>enabled the worst kind of genocidal extremists in the west banks settlements>Took millions in graft>Bibi didn't do shitOkay.
>>62069340I think they must have been balls deep in WTI and its unwinding now
COME ON RETARD SPY DUMP!!!!
>>62069332>Ripping can go up or down. Right?Well since you fucked this up, we're just going to crab some more. Happy?
>>62069345b-but the left
>>62069350I BUY CALLS IN EVERY DIP BECAUSE YOU GUYS ARE TOO BEARISH LMAO, EZ SCALPS
>>62069332>>62069333stole em'
>>62069348they thought Trump would ban exports?There's no reason why the gap between the two should be that large
intc is higher than when the war started
China put a floor on oil demand today. They ordered refineries to keep buying oil regardless of price. So far the biggest news of the conflict have been the Chinese fuel export ban and this, but both have been underreported.
>>62069276>40% of Microsoft's earnings is cloud revenue and of that 40% is related to the hyperscale build up
>>62069344$1Robinhood!
The Israeli left is pro greater-israelthere's no such a thing as a western style left wing in Israeli politicsIn Israeli netanyahu is a fucking moderateleft wing israelis have abysmal birth rates anyways
>>62069372>>62069372>>62069372
>>62069370is it true that women puke on the inside if an indian gets close to them?
>>62069345>>62069353Stop reading haaretz and barak ravid and maybe you’ll know none of that is true
>>62069382Yeah, sure.
>>62069211>permanent de-industrialization of US alliesEurope has willingly doing this to itself for decades already thoughbeit
