long weekend edition >Educational sites:https://www.investopedia.comhttps://www.khanacademy.org/economics-finance-domain >Financial TV Streams:https://www.newslive.com/american/cnbc.htmlhttps://www.livestreamy.net/bloomberg/ >Charts:https://www.tradingview.comhttps://www.finscreener.comhttps://www.portfoliovisualizer.com >Screeners: so you feel like in the movieshttps://finviz.com/https://etfdb.com/ >Gambling:https://www.optionsplaybook.com/options-introduction/https://www.optionsprofitcalculator.comhttps://optionstrat.com/https://www.optionistics.com/quotes/option-prices >Pre-Market and Live data:https://www.investing.com/indices/indices-futureshttps://finance.yahoo.com/ >Calendarshttps://www.marketwatch.com/economy-politics/calendarhttps://www.earningswhispers.com/calendarhttps://www.cmegroup.com/trading/interest-rates/countdown-to-fomc.htmlhttps://www.mortgagenewsdaily.com/data/building-permits >Boomer Investing 101: so zoomers with meme stocks can outperform youhttps://www.bogleheads.org/wiki/Getting_startedhttps://www.sec.gov/search-filings >Misc smg:https://www.financialjuice.com/homehttps://finance.yahoo.com/trending-tickershttps://market24hclock.com/https://www.dividendchannel.com/drip-returns-calculatorhttps://brokerchooser.com/https://www.chathamfinancial.com/technology/us-market-rates >NEW THREAD: Copy-paste the following when making a new thread:https://pastebin.com/GfB48W5G Previous smigger thread>>62068705
> nows
short oil
liquified natural wheat
someone in the last thread said something about china putting a floor up my ass and I don't know how to feel about it.
>>62069376short techlong oilpray for IranIsrael wants you, Iran is just standing in their way
Monday is gonna be very red
>>62069377get fucked jewhow are your wti shorts doing?
>>62069383you like it, you think it's good
>>62069372Bennet/Jerome pls go back in to price manipulating the WTI i beg of you
>>62069366My boy ludwig finna get trapped in china.
>>62069378bread smoke?
>>62069383>>62069366There are like 40 million barrels of sanctioned oil near China's coast. Only small refineries buy them so they're just piling up.
>>62069383China is puttting a floor on your hormussy
>sentiment!>new!>fundamentals!>but how!?The problem is that the stock market is actually a casino and not enough of you gamble.If you gamble you’d understand that when a few players at the table are deep stacked then it really doesn’t matter what the cards are. If you can cover your opponent even 5x over your virtually guaranteed to win unless a literal retard.Retail has no say in the price of stocks. Zero.
it's all going to end in tears
So now what?
>>62069387liek the blood of american zogbot ground troops in Iran
>>62069383A Chinese floor just flew over my house.
>>62069397Shills are always brown or jewsThere is no exception
>>62069396>they're just piling up.
>>62069392kekgo back to dealing in the real world goyjews won't help you
>walk away to pack orders we're in the red>come back an hour later>we were in the green, but now back in the redwtf
>he bought calls at the local top thinking we were backkek baggie
IT'S GOING DOWN I'M YELLING MIGGER
>>62069400oh man HSPFarha was fun whether he was winning or losing
>>62069400as a retailer you can look at your cards before you even decide to sit at the table
>>62069402You're not already in tears?
>>62069337"""May""" and hopefully not at the end of the month
>>62069397you're ugly
My book for next week at the moment
>>62069396Sorry i'm dumb and having a floor up my butt isn't doing me any favors.You're saying china doesn't give a fuck about supply issues. Or as much of a fuck as some might think, because they have such a huge stockpile?
stop selling, what are you doing
>>62069427why bother with put spreads you're capping your upside
Hey Baggies & Babes! Anybody eyeing the SpaceX IPO or Scottish Mortgage Invest (ticker: SMT)?
>>62069425why the fuck does this nigger post these pictures?
MIGGER THURSDAY>MIGGER THURSDAY
>>62069433Because you're paying for near-infinite upside with lone puts. better R:R on the spreads imo
>>62069437it's a bot
do not bounceare you kidding me
GAUZ
>>62069445WHAT EVEN ARE YOU MAN?INDIAN?SOME KINDA BRAZILLIAN?WHERE DO INHABITWHAT ARE YOU TRYING TO DO?
>>62069442I'd ask for what purpose but, nah. Don't need further explanation.Thanks.
USO just keeps climbing
de wagies are gettin rageydey mad cos dey in the cage
>>62069454y
AAAAND THATS ALL YOU GET BOBO RETARDS
How do we trade the latest analysis from our quant?
>>62069419Correct, and that is your only control and only long term.Hand to hand, the action is controlled and bullied by the deep stacked player regardless of cards or position.They do not hide this fact and tell you to buy indexes, the same way the BJ dealer will tell you what the book says on whether you should hit or stand, because they know retards will try anyway.The only way to reliably win is to buy indexes which are pumped by PPT at the expense of wager purchasing power.If you actually like an individual stock, the only reason you should buy is because you see the buying pattern or notice moves in the 14Fs of deep stackers. Fundamentals and retail news matters 0.
still bullish
>>62069452blue eyes pepe is so majestic
I'm out of this bullshit. See you when we're sitting at -40%, but I stop trading this bullshit. Even when I'm right and traded accordingly, you then suddenly get jooish tricks in plain sight, not even bothering with hiding, to fucking kill you. I didn't lose money, but I didn't earn anything in the end. other than 5 bucks here and there before my positions would go in the red. So, yeah, fuck it. I'll just keep my oil companies until the inevitable happens, that's it.
>>62069458LOL
>>62069458CHADlibaf has the best bant, now that's some quant
>>62069458rally isnt done rallying, short after
>>6206939640 mil is nothing to the big C.Big C is a slut for oil imports.40 mil is like three days worth of oil to the big C.
Oil up 12%, market flat ... sure. Makes sense.
>>62069463starting to feel the same.
O dissolute bulls, cast aside your vaporous illusions and accept your assigned fate. Allah the Beneficient, the Merciful (pbuh) will relieve your many burdens.
>>62069454Was so hard for her when I was 7. Bit disappointing from the waist down. And the other cunt in the picture can fuck right off. Get that nipped in the bud.
>>62069415I love it and miss Gabe and Dolly. Mattusow even.Poker is so boring now with all the sperg math ppl.That show is one of a kind, just the scumiest, dirt baggiest, scammiest fellas who in any other era would have been in organized crime trying to rip each other off. Real old school slime balls, I love em.
There are people ITT that went into 0DTE puts at open.
nigger crab day
>>62069415>>62069477what show
>>62069463>>62069472Crab signal. Time forOOOOOOOHHHHHAHHHHHHHHHHHposting>>62069481>snibs benis
>>62069481sure, if you ignore everything that happened before 10:40. crab day.
>>62069458They did this in October over that weekend as well.A real pain, still haven’t recovered from that.
>>62069481don't use racist words fren
>crude oil at $111hahahahaaaahahahahahaaahhhhhhhhhhAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
>>62069488shut up nigger
>>62069478that's why you short after a scam pump not before
those with balls big enough to hold over this weekend assemble!
whats gonna happen to INTC if orange nigger sends boots to iran? I'm 100%+ up on it should I sell?
>>62069491racism outside of /b/ is not allowed faggot
>>62069500
I'll give you today's trading hours analysis since you're all still clueless.There was a small chance of oil squeezing higher than its market open (still is), but the price volatility would be pretty broad. The trend says we should be sitting at around 110 in the short term.Money isn't ready to leave the equity market yet, since it still is ignorant of the impact of the crisis on various sectors. If there is a crash, it'll happen later. Next week, or even a month later, depending on how quickly various investors leave.As for oil, it will keep rising as the situation hasn't changed, with the US and Israel still stuck in the war. This will continue until it's the price that dictates policy. Only then can we talk about recovery.Have a nice day.
can someone work on something funny like this. maybe a 'destroy all bears'
>>62069482High stakes poker, the greatest live show ever made, and probably the funniest.https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=2yOUWrBqDPo&pp=ygUeaGlnaCBzdGFrZXMgcG9rZXIgZnVubnkgc2FtbXkg
ma shorts are printaaan eh
>>62069486pre market was more exciting than this shit
>>62069471equities are wrong like always
I took this opportunity to trim some green positions. We should moon tomorrow as a result. Buy calls.
>>62069513>https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=2yOUWrBqDPo&pp=ygUeaGlnaCBzdGFrZXMgcG9rZXIgZnVubnkgc2FtbXkgthank you, vintage greaseballs are, tragically, a dying breed
>>62069509Oh, Okay. Thanks anon.
The only thing I'm holding over the weekend is my dick
>>62069517the market is closed tomorrow retard
>>62069508I have to admire the dedication of this schizo to log in to his 4channel account once a day to post this image
>>62069523masturbation is a sin
what are we supposed to do for 3 days straight??? trade on hyperliquid? im holding over the weekend
>>62069524This is the first I’m hearing about it.
The rich get richer. The poor stay poor.
Thoughts?
>>62069532live
>>62069518Not grease balls.Poker is Texans and Jews. And occasionally Scandinavians these days for some reason.
>>62069532you're supposed to enjoy your hobbiesget some work donego to the gymgo to a restaurant with your wife/gf
>>62069525Where do you see these posts?
IM ALL IN
>>62069500skin-in-the-game kings we are born winners
>>62069533you never heard of good friday?are you muslim or something?
>>62069540thats real world stuff for goyim
>>62069532close broker appopen sports gambling app
Happy Easter see you on monday smg
>>62069547/smg/ is a goyim board
>WTI ~$110 RIP to Rajesh and his puts
>>62069542
>>62069552happy easter fren
INSIDER HEREI HOPE YOU SMIGGAS JUST SHORTED OILHE'S ABOUT TO TWEET!
>>62069552Christ Is King
>>62069541Here?I’ve just noticed you posting pretty regularly this one image once a day without context and to various people of no particular persuasion.I assume that you’re allowed your phone by the doctors once a day.
>>62069548you mean.>Close gambling app.>Open gambling app.
>>62069557saar short oil saar
>>62069383They're likely buying to drive up prices, China is the only country with a profitable process to turn coal into polymers when everyone else uses oil. Also there is shit tons of oil in Manchuria. The transition isn't complete, but a good percentage of Chinese cars are EVs, and their electricity relies on renewables and coal so no worries there
>>62069458OK so this unc is slick fr fr can we agree to stop making nuclear missiles now?I mean he is obviously not some religious extremist freak he seems pretty cool, lets just get the regime change on.>>62069471Hard to believe it but Trump seriously found the bullshit sweet spot, you can't believe him but you can't disbelieve him so people get disgustingly rich on oil and nobody sells tech, hell yeah.>>62069491I wish someone would just meme a word to call white people and say that to you IRL and you shit your pants because probably autistic on 4chan and it fucks up your brain haha
>>62069560*Truth
>>62069563yeswhat did I say?
>>62069552How am I supposed to have a good Easter when eggs are 8 dollars a gallon?
oy vey
>>62069561reported to the ADL
>>62069569why come here if you are gonna throw a fit about bad words? go back
>>62069400based post and rip doyle. your opponent's cards and situations matter more than your own.
>>62069576holy based kek
>>62069576that guy is begging to be drone struck at this point
>>62069576this nigga trying to get shot at this point lmao
>>62069576I dare them to name Blackrock and Blackstone
>>62069579learn the history of the n word, it's pretty disgusting
>>62069562Lol show me I find that extremely funnyI only have posted that image two or three times
>>62069593kys nigger faggot
>>62069586that would be gaywe want names
>>62069593lurk 3000 years before posting again
Who the fuck are buying the 10y bonds? Oil at 110+ and yield going down, explain that shit. Talmudic magic in the works?
>>62069600Trump lost
>>62069593the Nigger word????
>>62069605smg isn't pol
>>62069595Can you explain to me why you are posting it though?A specific image of a specific New Zealand prison walkway in response to a random anon in each thread?
Two days ago France refused the use of its airspace.Now a French containership is transiting Hormuz via the Iranian approved route.One by one countries will have to make deals with Iran to selectively open the strait for their ships. Trump told them to figure it out by themselves, so why not? Japan Korea next.
>>62069606Flight to safety
>>62069608yes
>>62069612You can expect some shennanigans to happen before that is set in stone.
>>62069608You can't say nigger on this board. This is an anti nigger board
>>62069612so the oil crisis is over anon? trump fixed the market?
>>62069618
>>62069612Europe is with IranMeanwhile America is too pussified to ever leave NATO
>>62069624No, Europe were the adults in the room again as always
>>62069607so? does trump being absolute dog shit at his job change the fact that you are a tranny nigger faggot? go back to wsb and cry about it
>>62069612you are a giga retard if you actually believe all those fake headlines>trump and bibi are fighting over the phone! XD>france btfo the US italy refused use of their airbase gasp>boots on da ground noo DXXit's goy slop (formerly disinfo) aimed at literal knuckle dragging ape niggers who full port into 0dte options
>>62069624No it's not, because Iran is being very inefficient about allowing ships through.Only 4-5 ships a day when it was 100 before.If they become professional at this and are able to cope with the traffic it might work, but what are they going to ask of the GCC countries in exchange for transit rights? They will never accept.So it's far from over.
I have drawn some lines in an attempt to force the market into submission
>>62069611I cant answer you that because im not that anon Can you show me these posts you are talking about?
>>62069632It's not that hard to believe that Europe is making deals with Iran and Oman (the owners of hormussy)
>>62069624well he walked away from what he broke and others sorted a workaround outin the process essentially unsanctioned Iran
>>62069630cute
>>62069636Why did you just post it then?
>>62069642art of the deal
>>62069617Ok so institutions buy the bonds, yield go down, which causes risk assets like equities to rise which isn’t a flight to safety at all. Makes no sense.
War status?
>>62069626Can't speak for everyone, but as someone living in Europe I wish USA and Israel ceased doing these sorts of shenanigans. I'm not totally anti-war, but if the goal was to keep nuclear weapons from Iran's hands, they could've just continued working together and limiting their progress voluntarily, instead of just blowing shit up all over the middle east again. It's real tiresome.
>>62069654"two to three more weeks" - Trump yesterday
>>62069646I miss clicked and wanted to post another pic Im on the phoneShow me thede posts you sre talking about i find that very funny
>>62069612If euros start making deals with Iran he will 100% invade, his ego won't be able to take it
>>62069656Israel wants an empire and Iran is the only regional actor fighting against it, it's not about nukes it's about control of trade routes (the silk road)The only thing Europe has to do is not care about that and trade with whoever wins, and also not take any refugees this time because there will be many
>>62069630>Moo Deng is fully grown nowTime goes by so fast bros, I still remember her as this cute lil bean.
So when do we start taking in the cute biological female Persian refugees? Or is that cancelled now
>>62069661I can’t I’m phoneposting but if you look on the desu or something I’m sure you can search
What the fuck is going on with the stock market?
>>62069665He will invade because that was always the plan
>>62069673What should I search for
>>62069670You don't have to tell me twice, but during the stone age...
>>62069670they won't leavethe only refugees the west gets are dark skinned males between the ages of 16-35
waterfall drop incoming?
>>62069675bullshit manipulation
>>62069675perfectly valid question to ask every day for the past 28 months anon.
>Bondi is supposedly firedWhen 50k DOW?
>>62069612Isn't Iran under lots of sanctions and shit?Assume a country or company gets a loicense to pass their ships through, wouldn't that open them to getting fucked for making deals with sanctioned parties?
>>62069640they are notall communications are intercepted by israeli/US intelligenceand they know it's easier to pay trump a billion dollars once to sic his pack of zogbots and their gorillion dollar military on iran than it is to rearm europe if iran can exercise sovereignty in a way that fucks with their budgets in perpetuitytrump is one of the most nakedly corrupt actors in a very long time and euro cucks will clutch their pearls all they want for the headlines but they know how the game is playednot to mention israel which is also having a fucking field day with all of this and would never allow this to end in a manner that dilutes their influence over the region
>>62069675Bibi had Israeli government sell a bunch of stock and used it to pump the market after Trumps pitch to the nation.Highest volume day in Tel Aviv exchanges history end of last week, after days of extreme low volume.Bibi stronk.
>>62069584I hope he shows us how to follow the money before he’s gone.
>>62069691>all communications are intercepted by israeli/US intelligenceyou're just making shit upthis "muh europe is an american vassal" talking point is getting old
>>62069688stupid fucking bitch
>>62069688in 2-3 more years (at best)
>>62069675Didn't buy the dip?
>>62069690That's why you don't do it directly, you move it through some bullshit way and buy "Singaporean" oil or something
>>62069699???NSA is on record as tapping the personal phones of European politicians
>>62069688Surprised it took so long
>>62069707I'm aware that was the case during the Obama/Merkel years (operation dunhammer and all of that) but there's no indication that's still the caseEurope isn't the same naive geopolitical actor it was in the 2000s and 2010s
Bondi cortisol dumped—chopped, no rizz. Dow lowk mogged, new chad monitoring the downbad arc
>>62069666>it's not about nukesNukes are an excuse and also a huge factor. Having nukes makes quite a difference when it comes to self-protection and bargaining power and as such Israel would prefer for Iran to not have many, while the underlying reasoning is just basic power struggle. Europeans may not ultimately need to care that much about who's in charge of the region, but the power struggles themselves have a massive impact that does negatively impact the whole global economy, including Europe. I guess that Europe ever since the Russia embargo shock tried even harder to be not so oil-reliant, which is a positive thing, though I really wish everyone went more into nuclear energy, seems like the clear best option personally, though it obviously is not a silver bullet and I wish we've figured out fusion already, which does seem to be the silver bullet everyone should be after.
>>62069680The buck breaking equipment and process needs routine testing to ensure it's up to spec. >#Bearings keep on slidin'#>#Rotatin' parts keep rotatin'#>#My butthole stays swollen#
>>62069670Soon.
I'm numb to the pain. I just exist and witness.
>>62069712translate this
>>62069675fuck knowsbut the long term consequences of this chart are dire
>there are people itt actually doubting European satrap status…
>>62069712she looks good for a 60 year old granny
crab bros won
>>62069699that's not what I'm saying tardbrothey already tried assassinating the guy pakistan was gloating about mediating withif you follow the real news all of those "discussions" end with the person dead because the real discussions are european leaders paying americans protection money to pressure iran into balkanizing into a failed stateany other headline is simply goyslop
>>62069688God I hope she pays for her bullshit
>>62069718it's never been more over.
anyone that got 0dte puts at open and didn't eat that loss by 10 must be feeling pretty great right about now. >inb4 a retard points out it hasn't dropped.That's the joke numbnuts.
>>62069713>I really wish everyone went more into nuclear energy, seems like the clear best option personally,I agreeEurope needs energy independence and to stay neutral and just trade with whoever ends up controling the sand dunes, be that Israel or Iran
>>62069713Half the reducing oil dependence shit for europe is quietly offshoring oil dependent things to poorer oil dependent countries. Basically smokes and mirrors
>>62069712S-tier unc-coded Matt Gaetz should've AG auramaxxed more than this famepilled rizzless blonde
>>62069725Believe it or not Europe does not want Lybia 2.0 but with 12 times the population
>>62069688>>62069712>Bondi is supposedly firedclear your desk Pam.... actually not those, you can leave those behind..
>>62069711>Fuck the EU
>>62069749Hog.Fat pig.
SALTY GAMBLERS: THE MARKET IS JUST GONNA SIT AROUND THE WEEKLY EXPECTED MOVE FOR THE REST OF THE DAY AND GO NOWHERE. THERES NO MAGIC SELLOFF. IF YOU MISSED THE RIP THIS MORNING AFTER I SAID TO BUY FUCKING CALLS YOU ONLY HAVE YOURSELF TO BLAME. ENJOY YOUR BORING END TO THE WEEK. ENJOY THE LONG WEEKEND BAGGIES!!!!
The DOW will now go to 50k
>>62069712I wonder what percent of humanities resource go to giving hags the ability to look like this.3-4%?
>>62069752She found the ring of power in virginia and kept it in her pocket
>>62069754now as in this decade
>>62069753>WTI $111i'll be fine
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wljL3A4ZUV4can the market please begin pricing this in
oil and equities are saying different things so someone has to be wrong
>>62069761i ain't click that shit nigga
>>62069761PRICED IN. MARKET GO BRRRRRR>>62069763THIRD OPTION: YOU THINK IT MATTERS AFTER THE INITIAL SHOCKPROTIP: IT DOESNT
>>62069761war ongoing but the markets are at peace
Pambros...
>>62069761sorry I can't stand watching more than 5 seconds of indian english
>>62069761They are literally dropping 2000lb JDAMs at a constant pace, this is nothing
>>62069737europe pays a billion to individual politicians to lease a 100 trillion dollar sovereign assetthey view this as a favorable tradeoff because unlike what the average 4channer thinks these actors do not act in a vacuum and they don't always get everything they wantisrael also holds outsized influence because they act in a similar manner and they definitely have no qualms about creating a thousand more lybias for no good reason
>>62069759any industry experts here? how long till shortages start hitting production chains (chem, agribusiness, aluminum), a couple weeks or the start of summer?
Bears are so fucking stupid it's hilarious. It has been over a month without the gay "strait" and There has been NO consequences. the world has more than enough oil even without it, the market is correctly assessing the situation finally and knows shit is fine. Panicans LOST!
>>62069778top signal
>>62069776I'm pretty sure they already do
KEK A SINGLE SAMSUNG 9100 PRO 2TB NVME DRIVE NOW COSTS 539.99 US DOLLARS. LITERALLY THE PRICE OF A WHOLE PLAYSTATION (PRE PRICE JUMP) LMAOIF YOU INVESTED IN PC HARDWARE INSTEAD OF STOCKS YOU WOULD BE WINNING HARD
>>62069778retard alert
>reduced to beggingHoly shit, Trump should banish her to being a US ambassador to Fiji, Kiribati, Nauru & Tuvalu
>>62069778stfu faggot
>>62069776I think we're about to see real consequences this April already for most nations. Already happening in the east.
>>62069782oh dear
>>62069745>Pam outWho must go?
>>62069786she could have just fucked him
>>62069791is this that robin hood guy?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HDJbRj6M_3Y
>>62069783extremely grateful for doing a new server build just before this shit. it's easily doubled in value.
>>62069792He prefers younger women if you know what I mean
>>62069792Trump is a faithful husband and father.
>>62069780>>62069784Where are the promised oil shortages? the economic depression? NOWHERE. nothing burger Just like CORONA>>62069787SYBAU
>>62069786that's kinda hothaving a desperate woman willing to do anything right in front of you
>>62069778Yep I’m dumping all my positions. This is the top.
>>62069783I bought a 4tb external for a backup last year and I misplaced it somewhere. I checked the price 2 weeks ago and it 2x'd. I also scooped a 4tb nvme on black friday last year and the current msrp is 4x what I paid for kekHere's hoping I can find wherever I put that external drive
Trump gloating about Israel blowing up a bridge, Houthis just fired another missile at Israel a few minutes agoEscalation of the war continues
>>62069799go play with your paper money, anonnobody cares about what you have to say
>>62069792she likely swallowed a lot of cum already to be in the position she was
Hopefully AI crashes a little so we get affordable memory and storage again.
>>62069808If we get a depression we get affordale memory, houses and stocksI wish we get one
The US is bombing bridges in Iran now. Along with the troops being massed in the gulf and Trump's self-imposed deadline to come up with a peace deal running out tomorrow, I think it's safe to assume some sort of ground invasion is coming over the long weekend while the markets are closed.Maye your plans accordingly.
>>62069786Who's next? I think either Hegseth or Bussy
>>62069812Market going to rip kek, bears
>>62069813nah, Hegseth is the prow piece / political meat shield
>>62069813hegs. Absolutely hegs. He'll be thrown on the pyre for this Iran horseshit.
>>62069816Hegseth is the fall goy
>>62069546anon there is another ((religion)) that doesn't know about good friday
>>62069808>2008>"I hope housing finally crashes so I can afford a home for me and my family :)">2008+18>"I hope AI finally crashes so I can afford a PC that can run trad homestead simulator #91 :)"
>>62069818not until at least midterms
>>62069812this weekend or next. i think the replacement carrier is due around then and the one sent off for repairs due to the fire messed up the timescale, hence all this bullshit staling.
>>62069819I was assuming the other anon was at least a fellow goy
When I look in Trump's eyes, I see the face of God
>>62069809Houses are already getting affordable im looking to add a rental into my portfolio in the next 6-12 months
>>62069813Tulsi.Hegseth and Trump are well aligned. Hegseth also impressed Trump with the Venezuela op and is probably impressing him with Iran (regardless of what you think, the US is winning and there have been no “surprises”, the op is actually going just as planned)
>>62069813>>62069786I am once again proved absolutely correct.Israel obviously wants to fire heggy, given war support in the absolute toilet and declining, as I have been advocating for weeks and any regular poster will remember, and this was his compromise to buy time.I am once again reminding you that until heggyschizo is fired, there will be no boots. You need a real salesman to sell boots. A serious man. Not a coke head schizo. He must be quite the flatterer to have survived as long as he has. He literally serves 0 purpose, Trump is all Trump needs to rally his MAGA base and he hurts him with conservatives, moderates, and dems.
>>62069840>the US is winning and there have been no “surprises”, the op is actually going just as planned
>>62069840The US is losing the war retard, it's main goal (regime change) is simply not happening
test
>>62069813Hegseth or Patel.
>>62069843>>62069844You aren’t paying attention, you can admit it.
>>62069850Strait status?Regime status?Oil price status?Banan status?
>>62069812>Bombing Muslims during Ramadan >Sending Christians in to die during Easter I think it's on purpose at this point
>>62069848Kash is good, too. Bondi actually was so bad, it’s a miracle he has been able to do a fraction of what he’s accomplished.
fucking A finally flipped positive for todays PnL
>>62069850yeah yeah I'm sure 111 WTI was all part of the 4d migger chess plan or something
>>62069853well of course it isthere is no reason the US would be in this war if Bibi didn't have the Epstein blackmail
>>62069850Iran being able to keep the strait closed indefinitely was a surprise
>>62069830Hahahah. Oh man. Gimme another one kiddo. That was a real thigh slapper.
Pure retardium
Where is this “you’re not paying attention” line keep coming from?Why are anons treating me like some cryptic woman who thinks i know what’s in her head?
>>62069786Wakanda even.
>>62069865Panicans have feminized brains from all their troonjections.
>>62069865JIDF
>>62069865trump cultists are fucking weird
>>62069862yes and?
>>62069865retarded miggers
>>62069865Kek
OK if the squeeze is happening it will be now
>>62069786>firing the woman who probably knows all his dirty secrets and throwing her to the wolveswhy would he do this. just "promote" her to a powerless position like he did to noem
>>62069876no anon. NO ANON. SQUEEZE THE STOCK. NOT MY NUTS!
>>62069860The strait isn’t closed
>>62069865They can't backup their arguments so they have to hide behind being vague
>>62069718https://youtube.com/shorts/-q8kFEJBRFY?is=slXMeFN0x5DCQrJ6
market flat but moved from pre market to now.... had a mooch to find out why, nothing real of notethen found this... lmaothey cut the last five words in pretty much all wires/press releases kekhttps://x.com/DonMiami3/status/2039727281665462466
FOOLISH BOBOS. DID YOU REALLY THINK IT WAS GONNA SELL THERE? KEK BAGGIES
>>62069881I'm sorry just closed to everyone but Iran who has full control of traffic . that's probably even more of a surprise and embarrassment
>>62069830He was blessed by God on this day. Nobody can convince me otherwise. I was not MAGA at all before he was Saved.
wonder how many 0dte bought at open put bros are letting them shits expire like real men.
>>62069840>the US is winning and there have been no “surprises”, the op is actually going just as plannedlel
>>62069887Do kids really speak like this IRL?
>whole move wasthe 1st hourNIGGER day
The force majeure that was announced earlier in the war doesn't start taking effect until mid to late April, watch the price of oil, natural gas and fertiliser explode after that
>>62069654Just 2 more weeks
>>62069904noted
>>62069902>>62069902>>62069902
>>62069899cant imagine any retards bought 0dtes at open that deep into the hole already. thats just retarded, and if they did they likely stopped themselves out when it wasnt working after 5 or 10 minutes. kek at any baggie that got caught in the faceripper though
>>62069901There’s a lot of this Xcels, Xoids, Xmaxxing and the like permeating the culture now. Some of it’s amusing. But these lookmaxxing streamers and influencers. Are sheer brainrot for the kids. That videos a good loss take of a dystopian future
>>62069891The US will not allow Iran to control the strait, the US is amassing forces for a ground assault, NATO and other US allies(Over 30 nations) just convened a meeting led by Macron who ruled out any military action in the strait
>>62069891sounds about rightalgo traders are chopped
>>62069903those are the best days, make a lot of money early, spend all day shitposting at the baggies
>>62069904the last tankers filled before the war began are only now just arriving in asia, later next week in europe. then the fun begins.
>>62069914It was 40 nations and they can place sanctions on Iran that much worse than war
>>62069963Then they can't get the oil that they need if the US doesn't manage to forcefully open the strait
>>62069778Hey I read that post in February 2020
>>62069892It will just keep dropping just a matter of a few days
>>62069691>they are not>all communications are intercepted by israeli/US intelligenceare they, or are they not?are you retarded? rhetorical question. of course you are.
