oil not dumping edition>Educational sites:https://www.investopedia.comhttps://www.khanacademy.org/economics-finance-domain>Financial TV Streams:https://www.newslive.com/american/cnbc.htmlhttps://www.livestreamy.net/bloomberg/>Charts:https://www.tradingview.comhttps://www.finscreener.comhttps://www.portfoliovisualizer.com>Screeners: so you feel like in the movieshttps://finviz.com/https://etfdb.com/>Gambling:https://www.optionsplaybook.com/options-introduction/https://www.optionsprofitcalculator.comhttps://optionstrat.com/https://www.optionistics.com/quotes/option-prices>Pre-Market and Live data:https://www.investing.com/indices/indices-futureshttps://finance.yahoo.com/>Calendarshttps://www.marketwatch.com/economy-politics/calendarhttps://www.earningswhispers.com/calendarhttps://www.cmegroup.com/trading/interest-rates/countdown-to-fomc.htmlhttps://www.mortgagenewsdaily.com/data/building-permits>Boomer Investing 101: so zoomers with meme stocks can outperform youhttps://www.bogleheads.org/wiki/Getting_startedhttps://www.sec.gov/search-filings>Misc smg:https://www.financialjuice.com/homehttps://finance.yahoo.com/trending-tickershttps://market24hclock.com/https://www.dividendchannel.com/drip-returns-calculatorhttps://brokerchooser.com/https://www.chathamfinancial.com/technology/us-market-rates>NEW THREAD: Copy-paste the following when making a new thread:https://pastebin.com/GfB48W5GPrevious smigger thread>>62069372
Where's banan?
I am financially ruined
>>62069909
> nows
Will markets crash on Monday? Y/N?
Do you really need 11 /smg/'s?Do you really need to bake at the bump limit?
At 3-3:35 there will some piece of news that will pump the markets
>>62069918Bad animal husbandry . Dog companions are fine with big cats but not bears
>>62069920No
short oil
kek oil baggies
>>62069902October and November 2026 WTI prices are in the low 70s. Nobody in the energy market is scared, nobody is panicking like your dumbass.
>>62069927Why?
>>62069922Bakers are retarded. they do it for free
>>62069922Yes, it's not like some scamcoin thread that was flushed down the toilet had any value
>>62069920depends on if theres a ground invasion this weekend or not
>>62069897What would have happen if he would have died on that day? I think the world would have been a very, very different place.
>>62069926market has a ceiling on it. look at expected move for the week. they are just gonna slosh it in small range and bleed options baggies and then maybe 5% dump it monday
Damn son I could have kept my 0dte iron condor on through my nap.
>>62069920A lot of markets are shut for Easter Monday, the US being a Jewish nation has its markets open, but the force majeure declared earlier in the war will start taking effect by late April, rendering the old cheap contracts pre-war worthless and leading to prices of oil, natural gas, etc to skyrocket
>>62069920the possibility exists. buy puts and just gamble
>>62069902it's all rigged
>>62069933Bears will just kill the dogs once they know they can
>>62069939Yes, we'd prolly be in the middle of a shooting civil war.
>>62069932>expensive oil all summer >probably all winter too unless this ends within another month Current admin will get heemed in the mid terms but overall the economy will survive
>>62069939>>62069949I don’t want to think this, but I worry that would have been the case. Be grateful that we live in a stable country. Civil war would be terrifying and I feel blessed every day that we aren’t at that point. God Bless you.
Also reminder that the strategic release of 400 million barrels of stockpiles into domestic markets by members of the IEA will have largely been consumed by mid April, some nations like South Korea are just starting to release their 20+ million barrels which will last for 10 days, then there's the fact that during this whole Iran War that Ukraine has been devastating Russian oil refineries and export capability that has gone largely unnoticed by the markets, the price of oil is going to moon this month
>>62069957You underestimate how long this will go on for. The US/Israel puppet government relies on the petrodollar to survive. Trump has to stay in Iran basically forever, or I guess until Iran capitulates or the whole thing crumbles.They can't move out, it would be the end of that project.
>>62069965>reminder that the strategic release of 400 million barrels of stockpiles into domestic markets by members of the IEA will have largely been consumed by mid April,>literally two more weeksUh oh
>>62069922i miss when there was a few threads for the entire day. now overnight there can be 3 full threads
Fucking dogshit puts nigger down 80% why the fuck do i even bother selling them nigger nigger 80% to 100% loss is pretty much the same fucking shit nigger nigger nigger
>>62069840>regardless of what you think, the US is winning and there have been no “surprises”, the op is actually going just as plannedkek
>>62069937Won’t be until Hegseth is gone.
>faggots looking at oil prices and not refined productsno one but wells, ships and refineries deals in crude. euro diesel spot hit $200/barrel today.
>>62069922yes
>>62069974ayo this nigga lookin at crack spreads>GAYYYYYYYYYYYY
>>62069965Japan will inevitably extend their release now.They started releasing on 16th March - 45 days worth of reserves - 80 million barrels - 1.8mbpdA ship takes 20-25 days to reach Chiba from the Middle East and complete discharge. So there is no time.Japan has not secured enough alternative supplies, in fact they did not even try so an extension of the 45 day release is inevitable. They have around 200-250 days of reserves. Other countries have far less.This "did not even try" part is why oil prices are still relatively low. Many buyers did the same. They think the crisis will be over before floating storage and strategic reserves run out. Who knows.
>>62069968kinda strange how that's when all this shit is supposed to end.
>>62069971Trump also thought we’d see $200 oil by now.
>PHYSICAL BRENT OIL PRICE SOARS TO $141 A BARREL, HIGHEST SINCE 2008
I know this is oil general but thoughts on RIVN as a long term hold?If their partnership with VW pans out it could be great for them. The dip in EV popularity won't last forever and with cheaper models Tesla fags might move to them due to hating Musk
>>62069970>loss pornI appreciate you anon. I really do.
>>62069974>euroOh, don’t care LOL
>>62069980Ok rabbi
>>62069969It’s a sad thing, a very sad thing.Unfortunately very low IQ mumus have been rescued time and time again by Trump and the PPT.There have been no less than 6 direct instances of the government directly intervening in markets using their shell companies and funds to protect retarded spineless weak mumus from their dirty stinky diapers. Communism under Trump has hollowed out the American economy and prevented capitalism from working as intended, and now we have hundreds of regular posters because mumus can’t make a mistake if CIA front companies and negotiated bank buying sprees intervene to wipe their bottoms and give them a fresh fluffy diaper.All mumus must have their accounts drained to zero to compensate Americans for trumps commietranny market interventions, this current one is the only situation in which it has been remotely defensible.
He didn't load up on junior minors
>>62069980they were $100 before the retardation and are what are directly paid for by business, agriculture and consumers. oil could be $1, no one cares if this is the input cost to the economy.
>AMAZON'S FULFILLMENT SERVICE TO LEVY FUEL SURCHARGE FROM APRIL 17>AMAZON SLAPS 3.5% FUEL SURCHARGE ON ONLINE SELLERShttps://x.com/FirstSquawk/status/2039755261993443447
So what's got shorts stuck and is going to do the daily rocket candle at close today?
>>62069995Very smart when the price of diesel is sky high LOL
>>62069981Also here is a fun calculation: if the Houthis close Bab el Mandeb, ships loading at Yanbu (Saudi backup port) cannot sail south. They have to go north through Suez into the Med, then Gibraltar, then south around Africa before heading Far East. Fully laden VLCCs cannot transit Suez so it will be extremely inefficient and slow.50+ days to reach Japan at best. An entire "45 day release" extension could go by before any oil reaches Japan at all.
>WTI $4 above Brent
oil up 12%, why isn't spy at least -3%? wtf
it's powernigger hour and a half
someone slap the market restart the tickers or something this crabbing is fucking GAY and retarded
>>62070014We've been in a bubble for some time, it's yet to burst despite the war
>>62070012Karma is a bitch lmao
>>62070009>if the Houthis close Bab el Mandeb, ships loading at Yanbu (Saudi backup port) cannot sail south.Which is exactly what's going to happen if cheeto invades. There's absolutely no way out of this shit now, it's over.
>>62070014The market is absolutely nutso today. With the potential for severe war escalation over the long holiday weekend, highest oil prices since the recent top of 120 and nothing happened basically.
>>62070009>Fully laden VLCCs cannot transit Suez so it will be extremely inefficient and slow.apparently even some of the smaller one can but can't be fully laden. if they are they have to offload ~20% onto a pipeline then pick it back up on the other side, which sounds at best somewhat unhelpful.
>>62069998AMAZON JUST SLAPPED FUEL INTO MY AMAZON SELLER!!!
>>62070012Physical barrel mogs them both.
>>62070014The entire market was long AI, they need some time to dump the bag on retail and rotate out
>>62069922there is literally nothing else of importance right now in the world of finance except for equities, bonds and commodities.
>>62070023This is fucking ridiculous at this point. I legit have never seen such jewish tricks all over the market at such a level. We should be sitting at -35%. At least. I'm being generous. Not -6% since fucking ATH.I'm glad I bought oil companies instead of shorting, but Jesus.
>>62070014>please bro PLEASE don't crash until openAI and spaceX IPO so we can offload our bags onto retail PLEASE bro just one more good month
>>62069998AS LONG AS I GET PRIME FREE OVERNIGHT DELIVERY DONT CARE FUCK THE CORPOS THAT SELL ON CHINKAZON
>>62070014because fuck you
Read this article and tell me which countries are subsiding demand, thus making the problem worse, and which country is trying to increase supply.https://www.reuters.com/sustainability/boards-policy-regulation/asian-governments-spend-billions-dollars-offset-oil-price-shock-2026-04-02/
>>62070023which is odd considering it's set to use the same amount of power as a mid sized european country by 2030 and we're now entering an energy crisis and there was barely enough energy to accommodate it before this.
It's literally February 2020 all over again. Dumbass market putting blinkers and refusing to see the evidence. They, once again, will start reacting once there are actual shortage in G20 countries and people fighting each other for droplets of oil. Pricing the future my fucking ASS.The best part is back there there was an ON/OFF button. Now the button has been struck with a Shahed and is stuck on OFF.Refusing to go down in order will cause a crash of biblical proportion, and this fucking deluded market and dip buyer zoomers will deserve everything they'll get and more. I'm sick of this shit at this point.
>>62070052supply is going up either way
>>62070014The bubble is scheduled to pop in 2028.They won’t a l l o w it to pop until then.Though they are acting stupid enough these days they could get prematurely party crashed.
>>62070038You actually want this to happen. Indeces clearly only adequate another lower high and the roundoff top just got more gentle, exactly the pattern you should be getting at the end of a cycle. If we did -20% in 2 weeks, it would behave as a correction and get filled easily. We are going down baby and it will be nice and slow
>>62070038War's over chud
>>62070038it'll get there and it'll be more violent on the way down because of itno companies can afford $100+ oil without passing costs on or cutting jobs, so the economy being fucked is coming, it just takes a while to become apparent
>>62070052you forgot to @grok
>>62070052grimbasically setting themselves up to become a Chinese protectorate
gonna laugh when they put on a nice oil short at eod and the market rockets up again, btfoing all the puts that have been accumulated all day
>>62070057Only because its at rock bottom right now. Only way it could get worse is when reserves run out
>>62070047Retails already gone bro.
>>62070060* clearly only acquired
This shit is just like tariffs. Nothing happened. Nothing will happen now. Bers are gay and tarded.
>>62070055fuck the marketfuck journalists fuck politicians
YEMEN'S ARMED FORCES TO ISSUE IMPORTANT STATEMENT AT 2:40 PM ET
>>62070074seethe harder, loser
>>62070075That's not a good time for me. Could they make that 4:00pm instead. Thanks.
Thank You Yahya SinwarTotal Treatlerite Death
>>62070074lmfao
Only two (2) more weeks.
>>62070084if amazon was smart they would just eat the price increase themselves since they are laying off everyone to use robots instead. fuck amazon. chinked to fuck garbage sitei have fatigue of brand names that look like DJGHDFKJHGDFKHJFH
>>62070084I wonder if uber eats wages will be able to surcharge.Does uber even let their wagies do that?
>>62070093fuck that. they need to make me more money.
its not a tax. its a surcharge *makes do it faggot face* *spreads bussy*
>>62070093>they are laying off everyone to use robots instead>you will start receiving the Dual Flavored Edible Thongs you order instead of whatever some minority that can't read put in the boxTHE HORROR!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
>>62070087*2-3 more weeks to flatten the migger fatigue curve
>>62070074>people ITT unironically read news as news
>>62070110i wouldnt eat anything sold on amazon except pre packaged and sealed name brand processed garbage
Seems like Iran is getting all their strait Intel from Larak island. I wonder why don't just blow it up. They have to be using a nearby island to control the strait. Everyone is focused on Kharg because of the oil but it's Larak.
>>62070075We are pumping so hard what are they saying? Complete SURRENDER?
Why aren't we down more?
>>62070074ESL here. What is the difference?
>>62070121OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
>>62070118Iran has satellites. They could see without needing to be near.
>>62070075>They said nothingKEEEEEEEEEEK BEARS
>>62070121wait for sour hour
>>62070014Sorry no drops before next week allowed.Casino is closed now.
>>62070055>Dumbass marketif you want to make money on the market need to rid yourself of this disposition. assuming the market price action is stupid leads to a prompt trip to the poor house within which you will cry with righteous indignation that the market did not do as you believed it ought.
>>62070128The satellites are located on Larak island
Doomer tranny baggies think the can destroy the tech sector. Lol. Now call be a kike or something you loosers.
I’m out - absolute clown market. Fuck this shit at least I’m out with minimal damage
>>62070133Problem is if you act like a retard you'll just at best break even with the market. So either you need to be more retarded than the market or smarter than the market. In either case, you'll find the market retarded.
>>62070138lol skill issue
>>62070121market is pinned. gamma is a strong mother fuckif oil gets shorted, market will try to pop but likely return to where it is, the edge of the weekly expected move
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8o9z-U0uZVMshipping boomer is slightly ticked off by the lying mango. also, there MIGHT be a way to sneak vessels by without getting shasneeded, but needs further observation.
covered call chads we may be the only winners in this market
>>62070138https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=O8p67Gjbnxc
>>62070139>be more retarded than the marketthats my edge
>>62070147frfr no cap
This feels like an inverse head and shoulders (I know very little about TA), and with how fake the markets have been, I wouldn't be surprised if a weekend invasion was actually followed by a pump because there's "more certainty" or some shit. Especially since the past several weekends have been followed by pumps. But I'm too much of a pussy to actually buy Tuesday calls, it seems so absurd. Whichever decision I make, I'm probably gonna get bogged. What do you guys think?
>>62070133Been there, done that. As >>62070139said, and I couldn't say it better, you can't win against sheer retardation. Even when you're right you'll end up being wrong. If you 4D chess and account for that and do the counter-intuitive trade, said sheer retardation will fuck you in the ass anyway.It's literally untradable.
>>62070136*satellite monitoring, rather
>>62070154just try to get insider information
>panicans btfowhy does this keep happening?
>>62070146>also, there MIGHT be a way to sneak vessels by without getting shasneeded, but needs further observation.It isn't about not being able to sneak ships through, it's about insurance
I'm doubling down on SOXS over the weekend
>>62070152I think every jew was balls deep inside AI and is caught and can't just cut and run and they are pulling out every trick to keep the market up long enough for them to get out
>>62070124>in the post-war periodI assume they mean that the headlines left that off to imply that the talks were about a peace deal. English is my only language and I don't really get it either
>>62070152why would we dump? what part of war is bearish?the US is not affected economically by this much, bullish for oil that's all
>>62070173Looks like machine translated from a different language.
>>62070173>English is their only language>Doesn't understand that leaving off those 5 words has a serious impact on the context of what was being said.Okay, if you insist.
Is this bullish?
>>62070124>>62070173 has it right, without "in the post-war period" it implies Oman and Iran are working towards opening the strait at the moment, not deciding on what things would look like after the war
>>62070185too many bakers alreadyneed to lose some
>>62070159Panicans will win though. Short term I mean.Elites can guide public opinion, they can redirect the river, but they can’t just damn it up overnight.The war is deeply unpopular in a way few American issues have ever been, and boots probably has the most strong rejection of any issue in the last 20 years.Zionists will have to accept that they actually need to make some compromises in order to get the job they want done done, they can’t just gigapump the economy and deny reality.First and foremost, they need to fire Pete and get come competent PR people in there to build war support.I am sure they are pushing this which is why Trump offered up Pam B but that is not nearly enough, climbing back from 87% oppose ground troops is a steep cliff to climb.
Is gas really that high of an expense for Americans? I feel like rent rapes you way harderhttps://x.com/davenewworld_2/status/2039702687537582282
>>62070179Yea, exatcly.The war is in fact over since 1 week, trump said that last sunday.And oil is overrated. Who needs that when the dow is at 50k.
>>62070194>build war support.LOOOOOOOOOOOLThe only way to do this is to pull off another 9/11-like false flag
>>62069998Wait til they make you tip the delivery driver
>>62070195>get raped on rentor>get raped on rent+fuel>also get raped on things that use fuel (everything)hmmmm
etf monthly position rebalancing
can this gay market start crashing already?
Mass lay-offs in Asia starting
My dad bought a new grill today because he thinks when they restock it will be more expensive because of fuel and transport costs and so on.I don't know what that means on a large enough scale. People accelrating purchases ahead of expected inflation.
>>62070200>The only way to do this is to pull off another 9/11-like false flagyeah...
>>62070195The average american drives about 1000-1500 miles a month, considering a 20 mpg car that's abiut 250$ in fuel with 4$/gal. If it doubles to 8/gal it'll start to approach rent, but most Americans likely pay 2000$+ on interest from all sources anyways
>>62070208>Starts going up right after I post thisClassic
>>62070206>boomers
>>62070159because line always go up stupid bobos
>>62070211don't worry we'll just replace textiles by polyester (derived from oil)
>>62070211Jeets starving to death might be one of the few good consequences of this shit show, but it's probably not happening, too good to be true
I looked away for moment. Can anyone tell the cause of pump earlier today?
>>62070159post your positions fag
>>62070211>Dude Indians are losing jobs>Dude Indians are forming lines at gas stations
>>62070211its over
>>62070211>>62070225indian famines are bullish for tech, long nasdaq
Just sold everything, have fun lads, I'll be back in a month or so.
>>62070179Afaik, higher oil prices means higher transportation costs for businesses and such, so higher prices for everything (not just gas for personal transport), which hurts demand. Ultimately means lowers profits I think. I've heard we're COMPARATIVELY better off than countries like Japan and such, but only comparatively, we'd still hurt. Ofc I could be wrong about any of thatThe way I see it, a ground invasion could convince people "well now that boots are on the ground, we should be able to secure the strait in 2 more weeks. Sucks for the troops, but at least no more worrying about prices!" and pump the markets if people are very optimistic about the military, or it could make people go "well fuck, I guess the strait isn't gonna be open for several months" if they're pessimistic about the military. Personally, I'm pessimistic about the military.
>>62070229first ranjit loses his shirt shorting oil, now india isn't even making new shirts
>>62070194The bear base case is that the SP500 was already in a Wyckoff distribution for 5 months before Trump even started the war.Basically Powell's hawk cut last year that sent things tumbling, we've never been back on that status quo ante trendline since.
>>62070232Oh no…. Pakistan… >>62070211Oh no… IndiaPlease trump save the brownoids…
>>62070200Not really true though.You could at least get the numbers up from 43% support among republicans support with a decent PR man worthy of respect instead of some sweaty crackhead making an ass of himself next to the general once or twice a week.A solid independent, non-MAGA guy up there talking about America in terms it wants to see itself in instead of retard subhuman “we scored more points we’re winning the game!” 55 IQ shit.It would take some skill sure, but there are talented people in Washington. Trump just needs to be made by the Israelis to eat humble pie and admit that he alone can’t sell the war. That he’ll need to tap avenues outside of bitching about “ trannys in my vidya !”
So what were you bitches crying about earlier again?
>>62070240KEK
>>62069902next week on /smg/
>>62070211I support the war now. Going to buy a jam boy for 90% off.
>>62070246>MAGAtards voted for no more wars>A solid independent, non-MAGA guy up there talking about America in terms it wants to see itself in instead of retard subhuman “we scored more points we’re winning the game!” 55 IQ shit.Are MAGAtards really this gullible and retarded?
Who's in with spy puts on april 6th and @ what strike?
>>62070232That’s funny, I thought they were on the halal list and were let through by iran.NOT!DOESN’T MATTER BITCHES.COMMODITIES AIN’T FOR SISSY CATS.THERES NO BAILOUTS IN THESE HERE WATERS.
>>62070229>>62070253Who do you think makes YOUR clothes
>>62070258MAGA people stand for 12 hours waiting to see him talk, they aren’t going anywhere, Trump could (and has) engage in outright communism and they wouldn’t abandon him. This is what makes Pete superfluous.They need someone in there who can talk normal conservatives into the war. Because we are probably going to have to invade, and in order to invade we are going to have to have support.
I don't understand what the big deal is.The Arabian plate has been moving towards the Eurasian plate for millions of years. The Strait of Hormuz will eventually close permanently and naturally.
Pentagon dominoes index just dropped
>wearing clothes
>>62070271>Because we are probably going to have to invade>weChaim, please
When does HGRAF get into nasdaq?
>>62070272I wonder if you could Atlantropa the persian gulf.
>>62070260not me, thats retardedim just gonna enjoy easter and let the baggies stay glued to weekend markets huffing copium for the next 3 days
>>62070272>two more million years
>>62070211you're about to see millions of indians attacking Iran
>>62070269I don't buy crap made in the third world. I pay extra for stuff made here.
>>62070282>Down 25% on the month
>>62070243They're one of the only countries who actually got oil out of the strait idiot. If they're hiking prices what do you think is happening in all those countries who didn't get oil?
>>62070288well at least that's a realistic timeline
>>62069902Did the SP jump just as oil got 11% more expensive?Also hilarious pic OP but Ayoltolla needs a pig or 9yrold girl or something.
>>62070293Are you wearing your bespoke 1000 dollar socks right now
henlo mister jeromewe want a good holidayplease emergency rate cut nowso we can have a good holidaythank u mister jerome
>>62070166Not a bad play. Tech ETFs were saved by Intel and to a lesser degree Nvidia. That's not going to be there Monday. Nvidia can hold but Intel isn't gonna pump huge every day. Anything goes wrong ever the weekend that soxs will pay. It's extremely risky tho
>>62069922>A milfcoin69 thread died for this!Biz is healing.
You know what could be propping up the market while oil is high is selling off in Europe and Asia and buying into the US as a safe haven
>>62070298>Did the SP jump just as oil got 11% more expensive?Isn't that the best case scenario? Everyone's happy (apart from shorters, but fuck shorters).
>>62070305I highly doubt thatout of Asia and into US, maybe, but still not likelymore likely money went to bonds today aside from, you know also into oil
>>62070293the problem is, and a problem many cannot see, is the second and third order consequences of stuff like thisbusinesses that don't have margins to work around this will either pass costs on or cut jobsmany people with not much money do get hit with this shit, and they cannot swallow up the costs of extra gas and food, so other spending gets cut or they start defaulting... and then people start losing jobsand then when too much of that happens at once it spreads to other areas not directly affected and we have a massive recessionthe global economy cannot handle $100+ oil for any duration without dire consequences, and it WILL be a global problem even if all of this is happening far away
>>62070295Yes, buy the dip. When moon?
I don't know what to do with my money. I'm just parking it on a divvie stocks and ETFs right now. r8:CSHI, SCHD, SCHY, NVO, UNH, BTCI, QQQI, IAUI.
Chart has been right for a month and will keep being right. Train is running perfectly on time.But the dumb market, made out of the collective unconscious of absolute fucktards, won't react until they get their throat stabbed fro droplets of oil.I don't ever want to see the words "priced in" and "forward looking" ever again.
>>62070288>Reminder: Need to open a 2 million year short on the Persian Gulf.
>>62070315looks fucking dreadful, but you do you
dude
>>62070235Why the fuck would you not just hold voo? That 50/50 on scalping 10% worth it?
How does being liquidated work? I have a bunch of money in IBKR, if I do some dumbass option leverage play and it wipes me the fuck out thats it right? They can't demand I cover the difference beyond what I had in their account?
>>62070315Aren't you forgetting KMB? Don't make me sic my Depends men on you. They're big, diaped up, and ready to rumble.
>>62070293I bought a pair of trousers made from Brisbane Moss corduroy that were made in Poland last year.They cost me 180€ which is not cheap but also not astronomically expensive for a high quality pair of trousers.It's not as bad as people make it out to be, I think you could easily dress in clothes that have never been inside a containership box if you really wanted to and it would be affordable for anyone who is middle class.
>>62070320is he trying to lose on purpose?
>>62070320
>>62070322You become indebted if you get liquidated and there's not enough in your account
just had a hearty kek thinking about the bobos screaming to get puts 4 hours ago and they didnt listen when i told them the market was gonna go sideways for the entire rest of the day kek baggies
>>62070243QQQI is one of the better ones but if you're married to the idea of the income generators you should research which ones have the least upside cost relative to their underlying.
>>6207032012D transdimensional pattycake
I just wanna die one day taking nappy. Why does everything have to fall apart and I get drafted into cannon fodder on some mexican built navy ship? This world is genuine trash. Really we should just piss off god as much as possible at this point. Maybe level jerusalem to dust while chanting gnostic rituals. Fuck em. What's the worst that bitchassnigger hiding beyond the material realm gonna do? Stupid ass lion snake bitchass faggot. Come at me bro. Send your archons you fucking uglyass cat faced pussyass. I'll bring a glock to the afterlife and shoot you in the face.
>>62070320if true im all in on SOXS at market close today
>>62070325the chinese guy is 100% shitting himself
>>62070339DONT DO IT RETARD
>>62070333You said it was going to spring. It must be nice to be a texas sharpshooter on an anonymous basket weaving forum.
>>62070322They can infact demand you cover the account and will take your foreskins until it’s paid back.
>>62070343umm i definitely said this >>62069753 and yes it does feel good, thanks
>>62070338>I get drafted into cannon fodder on some mexican built navy shipJust don't be a zoom-zoom, millenialGAWDS are staying home and banging zoomettes
>>62070306I want a 30% flash crash so I can load up on tqqq before we go to the moon. We all want that though so it wont happen.
>>62070320is he just going full scorched earth
>>62070320looks like trump knows AI failed and is pivoting to forced defence to boost GDP numbers.
>>62070326The real problem is that people assume these clothes will be as durable as a pair of pants they get for 20€, and imagine they'll be buying them as often.
more tariffs (taxes)
>>62070353They raised the age to enlist to 42
>>62070338i dunno man eternal torture seem pretty not fun
>>62070356defense is very AI heavy
>>62070340Hes got a big package. He knows it, you know it, he knows that you know that he knows it. Thats the look.
>>62070361baggler should enlist
>>62070342okay fine just a few %i have to try bro, could be a crazy weekend
>>62070354Well, it should happen, but that kind of makes me feel like it might not. This just feels way too obvious for it to manifest. Too many people expect it to happen.
>>62070359what is this trying to accomplish?
>>62070338I think that is enough internet for awhile Anon. Call your Mom.
>>62070373crashing this economy
>>62070362Yeah YEAH? I'm gonna do it. I'm gonna build the tower of babel in my backyard. WE are gonna do it AGAIN. Go ahead. Blow up the tower with a lightning bolt. You aint gonna do it. Hiding like a lil nigga. Me and the /x/ boys are gonna do it. Trying to write all that OT shit to scare me. We got jesus in the NT on our side. This is NEW testament era. Go do your burning bush shit you aint shit in this era. Jesus is gonna take us all out of this demiurge traphole.
>>62070359????
>>62070271>Because we are probably going to have to invade, and in order to invade we are going to have to have support.>reddit spacing>delivering talking pointsyea boots on the ground within 20 days
Today was ABSOLUTELY FUCKING RIDICULOUS. It should've either traded flat around $648, or dumped even more. UN-FUCKING-BELIEVABLE.
>>62070211This war only seems to be hurting browns I guess that's why 4chan is so mad
>>62070387It's completely rigged anon. At this point, it's better to do nothing. Sit it out, stay in cash, wait for it to go -30% NO don't ever short, they'll find a way to fuck you up 9000 times on the road. Just keep oil companies until the price go up to demand destruction.
>>62070211Lesson learned. Burgers must consider what is best for Poos when electing their next president.
>>62070359The World’s Dumbest Tariff Has Been RevealedAluminum protectionism has been a confounding own-goal.https://www.cato.org/commentary/worlds-dumbest-tariff-has-been-revealed#
>>62070387
bobotards why didn't the economy collapse or whatever yet
>>62070317but think of the invisible brain of the free market, bro
This shit seems like so long ago
If you're going to gamble somewhere around long 6500 short 6450 is the most aggressive I'd go without going into straight up otm put territory. You push much farther and vega has to spike enough where it fucks with your exit even if you get the move.
>>62070395Jewish tricks
>>62070395baggies, unironically
>>62070391I was RIGHT, THOUGH. I WAS RIGHT ABOUT THE ANNOUNCEMENT YESTERDAY. THEN THEY ANNOUNCED EVEN MORE BAD NEWS AND OF FUCKING COURSE IT MOONED, NOW I'M LOSING FUCKING MONEY!!!!
>>62070395If the economy collapsed that would be bad for the economy
>>62070387Dude just buy spy puts for next week
>>62070393Why is Trump playing hardball with Canada when the relationship is only positive
wtfwt?!
>>62070386I have used Reddit spacing since before there was a Reddit zoom zoom
>market autistically reacts to every little twinge of the war since it's inception>the strongest signal on the market is in worst case scenario, oil, trading near 52 week high>We blow up the biggest bridge in Iran>Speech was a recap with no relief in sight>nothing happensthe market isn't irrational it's a fake simulation ran by some far lower in his mom's basement that lives on your street and hacked your internet to feed you the fake simulation he invented called the internet. all the characters in the political world are actually just ai creations he made. no matter what you do the fat loser will do the oppowute
>JUST IN - Iranian spokesperson of the Armed Forces General Staff: "In the ground operation, we will create a slaughterhouse for the Americans to instill such fear that for several future generations, Americans will not volunteer to join the army." — Farshttps://x.com/disclosetv/status/2039789300846371152>in the ground operationThey seem to be implying that it's happening here in the words they have used
>>62070387What is this pattern called?
>>62070420>far lower*fat loserautocorrect lmao
>>62070393>>62070359>hey Luddnick, how do i fix this aluminum crisis? >"more tarrifs, sire" >>62070395it's like colon cancer right now it's going to be fine for a few months but they're really gonna want to get it diagnosed and fixed before it's too late
>>62070422the flushing toilet
>>62070271let me guess, mods aren't going to ban this dude because it's talking bad about maga. no stocks mentioned. not even in the abstract.
>>62070413I have, these are my positions. I went to bed happy as a clam last night thinking I had $8k secured today. Then Cheeto King retweets a pic of a turd and the market moons, now I'm might not even break even.
>>62070421it is anon.
>>62070422the strait of heemus
>>62070422clear and unmistakable bottom. bear trap. seething bobos think it has to go back down. kek baggies
>>62070422It's called "The 2020 bugaloo" >>62070055
>>62070422bull flag xD
>>62070421There's no reason to think it's not happening. All American rhetoric yesterday was escalatory and the only "good" news today relied on you not finishing reading a sentence to think it was a peace sentiment.
>>62070402They are putting on a hell of a poker face.Or they could just be asleep/disassociated at this point.
>>62070429forgot pic. I was up $10k this morning, now I'm down 3.
>>62070392We had an Indian run against this, and the racists of pol rallied around this and that will never not be funny to me. You should look up Putins Son In Law and see how many love the tyrant as the non Jewish savior.>>62070387>>62070391You cant rig a 54 trillion stock market. The collective mindset sure is weird though. Oil up 11% after a 2 more weeks speach and the market jumps 1.5%.
I walked by a gas station on the way to the gym$1.829/L
>>62070447>You cant rig a 54 trillion stock marketwhen all of the money is controlled by 0.1% of participants, yeah, pretty sure you can in fact rig it
>>62070452whats this in freedom units
>>62070447>You cant rig a 54 trillion stock market. This whole thing has me questioning that, or, at the very least, rethinking how much market makers and other big players are mechanically responsible for movement or what at least what's permissible.
>>62070454$5 USD/gallon in Ontario, Canada
>>62070444not much fear going onI think there are a lot of misgivings about what's supposed to happen in the coming months
WHO THE FUCK IS BUYING INTO THIS? A THREE DAY WEEKEND ON THE PRECIPICE OF WAR?
>>62070459war is already happeningwe are on the precipice of peace
>>62070447>You cant rig a 54 trillion stock market. The collective mindset sure is weird though. this is one of many reasons why i refuse to take prediction site bets as "collective wisdom" or "law of large numbers" like some useless social scientists are suggesting. the collective is beyond stupid and we've seen it happen over and over again with the market, so why should it be any different with betting sites?
>>62070282May
>>62070459it's not a war anon...
>>62070435>clear and unmistakable bottomHow is this clear and unmistakable bottom different from the three previous higher bottoms?
bought some efts today
>>62070459*special military operation
>day 35 of 3 day special regime change operation
>>62070459It's clear the US lost which means Trump will get impeached and democrats will fix the economy. Hence pump.
>>62070459jews who want to make you bobo retards extremely madthe day before good friday is the most bullish day of the year in stocks. are you retarded? who the fuck cares about all the noise about whatever bullshit. its noise. market go up and to the right. thats what it does
Oompa Loompa Doompa Dee Doo I have a severance package for you Oompa Loompa Doompa Dee Dee You have to leave this company What do you get when you're an employee Whose job can be done by chatgpt? Where are you at, staying employed like that? I won't pay your salary
>>62070459On the third day prices were risen
>>62070459Yeah but the uncertainty is gone.Now the market is certain its royally fucked it can go back to pumping.I hope this makes sense to you :3
>>62070469Finally
>>62070459I don't know. The more I look at the line the more bullish it becomes. We could very well pump to new ATHs before anything happens.Relevant post: >>62070152
DING DING DING DING DINGHow did it go today?!?!How did it go this week!?!?
>>62070469he literally said yesterday that it'll all be resolved in '2 to 3 weeks'we're all good
>>62070453But its not and you can look it up. 99% own just over half. Top 9.9% owns more than the top 0.1%
>>62070465because this last one hit exactly -10% on the spy. daily rsi hit oversold. weekly macd was starting to flatten slope. every indicator imaginable said buy this. get over it
>>62070470>8 years of newsom and united states of commieforniaGrim
wooooo and it's done. So how was your trading day?They really dick trickled that bitch hard to close it out green, huh?
>>6207048111.58%17.41%25.89% ytd
>>62070481Today: +0.26%This Week: +5.81%This Month: +1.55%This Year: -12.04%that was a deep v
>>62070325KMB is included in SCHD.
>>62070452A fucking leaf
>>62070475Imagine thinking you'd get paid to refactor the monolith forever. Greybeards, lmao.
>>62070470While i agree that Trump probably get impeached, I don't understand why you say USA lost? I think you rather be USA than Iran in this war?
>>62070459Don't try to bend the spoon, neo.
Whoever that dumbfuck was that said it was coil and going to finish at 2% up. I hope you lost money today nigger.
>>62070481>+4.73%I have no idea what's going on.
>>62070494Why let someone hold 2% of the diaper for you when you can just buy the whole damn diaper? SCHD is a SCAM.
might shoot a couple of babeposts bondi’s way… she just lost her job, might be amenable
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>>62070497Do you understand how wars work? Objectives and all that? USA dropped more bombs on Vietnam than they did in WWII, know how that one ended?
>>62070478Im starting to think I owe those retarded end the fed conspires theorists an apology. Bad news is good news cant be good for a country long term.
>>62070462The larger collective, of the greater public, doesn’t even bother with betting markets.Does that make them smart, or dumb?Also as far as the market is concerned everyone i know is in cash right now.
>>62070428>entire thread full of vitriolic attacks on Trump>I discuss measured points you know are correct and your feelings are deeply hurt.
>>62070455>>62070453>You cant rig a 54 trillion stock marketthe price of a stock is based on those actively selling and buying whats on offer, which proportionally is very little in percentage terms of the overall valueat any one time most of the value is parked, so it takes proportionally very little to affect the price
>>62070505Because KMB is down 30% in the last year and I have no idea what are they even selling. I don't have the resources to research and manage a basket of so many stocks on my own. I bought UNH and NVO near the bottom because I could focus my research on those two. Considering to slurp more since at worst they are divvie stocks and at best I get a 2x in a year or two.
>>620704810% dayI forgot the markets closed tomorrow to be desu.
>>62070509With Vietnam poor begging to become America's largest sweatshop with 80% of the country loving America and them spending 2 million to desicrate their rat holes where men litterally died so fat American tourists can fit. All well one country thrived. You mean that kind of "loss".
>>62070465>the highs regained ~50% above the bottom on reboundaRe u BLinD?
>>62070481Today: -0.21%This week: +2.27%This year: -1.65%
