Boomer Sminem edition >Some helpful links to numb the painhttps://findahelpline.com/https://www.nvidia.com/refunds/https://www.whitehouse.gov/refundshttps://jlingz.com/>European indiceshttps://live.euronext.com/enhttps://www.justetf.com/en/how-to/invest-in-europe.html>Educational sites:https://www.investopedia.comhttps://www.khanacademy.org/economics-finance-domain>Financial TV Streams:https://www.newslive.com/american/cnbc.htmlhttps://www.livestreamy.net/bloomberg/>Charts:https://www.tradingview.comhttps://www.finscreener.comhttps://www.portfoliovisualizer.com>Screeners: so you feel like in the movieshttps://finviz.com/https://etfdb.com/>Gambling:https://www.optionsplaybook.com/options-introduction/https://www.optionsprofitcalculator.comhttps://optionstrat.com/https://www.optionistics.com/quotes/option-prices>Pre-Market and Live data:https://www.investing.com/indices/indices-futureshttps://finance.yahoo.com/>Calendarshttps://www.marketwatch.com/economy-politics/calendarhttps://www.earningswhispers.com/calendarhttps://www.cmegroup.com/trading/interest-rates/countdown-to-fomc.htmlhttps://www.mortgagenewsdaily.com/data/building-permits>Boomer Investing 101: so zoomers with meme stocks can outperform youhttps://www.bogleheads.org/wiki/Getting_startedhttps://www.sec.gov/search-filings>Misc smg:https://www.financialjuice.com/homehttps://finance.yahoo.com/trending-tickershttps://market24hclock.com/https://www.dividendchannel.com/drip-returns-calculatorhttps://brokerchooser.com/https://www.chathamfinancial.com/technology/us-market-ratesprevious >>62082739
>SVIX and VIX both GREEN
>>62083344>he didn't long VIX and SVIX
idk bros AMC isn't really ever gonna gigapump again, right? this little bump was just a tease, right?
>>62083326Well, they've been building missiles and drones non-stop for almost 40 years in preparation for this moment
11 MINUTES TILL POWER HOUR GIGA RETARD PUMP!!!
>>62083348heard a lot of anons in the last thread were in or have been in a theater recently. I'm sure that's enough to stop the dilution machine. Back to 700 in no time no doubt, if anything you're not bullish enough on movie theaters that dilute shareholders
>>62083352Why
>>62083360cause they're hoping you buy their calls ofc.
Holy shit markets are DEADNo fucking volume at all. SOXL is trading like some pink sheet with volume. I don't know what that means nor will I claim to know
euros were off today for easter monday. when they're back tomorrow they're going to heem SPY and make it gigadump, right?
>>62083352Calls are so struck at 6605 it's been pegged basically all day. 6690 as the ceiling if it manages to breakthrough during power hour, 6650ish more likely. Looking as es and spy, I don't think there's going to be enough volume relative to open interest buy you never know.
Reminder that europe is irrelevant and we should send more muslims to europe while defunding NATO. Nobody cares about museum continent anymore.
I made 30 dollars on SPY calls today
>>62083378Uhm, okay? Great. Sounds good. Thanks.
>>62083379I made 1,210 dollars on SPY puts this morning.I’m not a bobo or mumu. I just buy when I see fit.
>>62083392I lost 200 dollars on SPY puts this morningI got shaken out of AGQ last week and sold at break even alsoI slurped PL too soon too hard
>>62083379I lost about 7000 on over the weekend shorts but made 3000 repeatedly doing 20 delta condors at 6600.
>>62083399>BlackberryGOD
welp oil liked whatever trumpywumpers said cause it's taking a little dip.
>>62083339>sminem got americanizedits over, total new world order is inevitable
>>62083399short Delta because they preferentially hire black people>>62083403I'm to dumb for condors but I'm holding SPY 680 calls a few weeks out maybe I can make another 30 bucks>>62083408must have been Trump's announcement that he would become president of Venezoola after his US term ends
>>62083408I think big money traders are so terminally retarded that they genuinely believe Iran can be defeated in 4 hours.
>>62083417All the airlines are wrecked by fuel pricing except southwest
>>62083427>SouthwestGODS
>>62083427does southwest have solar powered battery planes or something
>>62083419To be fair, that's about how long it took to take out the supreme leader and begin the process of regime change boss.
>up over 4% todaywat>Pulsar Helium up over 20%Oh, ok
>>62083408Obviously he's not fucking around. They'll take the deal. And if they don't we'll just say they did.
>>62083427are you talking about their fuel hedging or something else?
AMC
>>62083419The market is treating this entire situation retarded but it's all emotion. If the conflict wraps up it will soar despite the fundamentals of supply being taken offline for months..possibly years in some cases like UAE natgasEither way it's TACO Tuesday as usual. Sell it all tommorrow at the open tommorrow and then buy at the close.
>>62083433>HeliumFUCKINGGODSinsane alpha though
I want oil to spike to $200
how are we feeling oilbros? What's the general sentiment?
>>62083436>>62083431They have contracts still delivering pre war pricing until the fall and they leveraged it will. You will see they will be able to restrain pricing where others cant
>>62083417>make business decisions based on racecringe>make investment decisions based on if that business makes decisions based on racebased
>>62083444Checked
Trump: we are accelerating the bombing campaign, we will not extend the deadline for negotiations, we are destroying iran tomorrow night, we won, we will charge tolls on all the cargo traffic, i am leaving nato because they won't give me greenland or join the war, i am going to invade iran and take their oil, i am going to put journalists in jail for reporting on the war, fuck kuwait they shot down our planes, >SPY +0.37%>WTI +0.36%>Oil & Gas ETF +2.03%>Bitcoin +1.17%>Gold -0.43%>US 10Y +0.56%>Nikkei +1.26%
>>62083447Same as last week. It's going up. There's no end in sight.
>>62083419I think the big money traders are really too optimistic about the 'war ended yesterday' backwardation they're pricing into everything. It's going to take time for the effects to be felt more and then for things to get back to normal.
>>62083454The USD has become monopoly money and all the rich Americans can use trillions of it to manipulate the market as they desire.
>Breaking: By midnight tomorrow eastern time every Iranian bridge and power plant will be destroyed over the course of 4 hours, starting at 8 PM, if a deal isn't made, according to Trump
>>62083444>>62083447They're bombing oil infrastructure as we speak. Not gonna be fun filling up the tank the coming years, but probably a minor worry amongst things we'll see. My stonks are gonna print. Oh, and enormous amount of war crimes against Iran promised by Trump tomorrow because they're subhuman. His words, not mine.
>>62083454Priced in.
>>62083447Much much higher
20% of the global oil supply has been disrupted, with many of the producers of that 20% being shut down by total kinetic destruction. They are not coming back online any time soon.Thank you for your attention to this matter.
Can a brotha get a muthafukin 665 bid up in here or wut?
>>62083458that's actuallly incredibly bullish.Part of the Iranian war is a weapons demo against Chinese tech.>They came with russian and chinese equipment, can't tell you what we did but they pressed the button and it didn't work
>>62083466doesn't matter, stocks are going back to ATH's by next month
>>62083461Like hell it is
>>62083469So CXMT is going to get raped which is bullish for my Micron? Holy
>>62083373STOP LYINGIT BETTER HIT 6690 BY FUCKING 4PM, SO FUCKING SICK OF THIS SHIT!
CAR looks like a nice short, no cap fr
>>62083472>400 billion dollars in consumer spending now must go to gas and higher prices oh and btw, rate cuts are off the table.You should re-evaluate your world views
>>62083447market's retardedly slow to catch on, but I'm glad that left me enough time to jump in. I literally bought the bottom of my calls (ok not literally ALL on the bottom but I'm within a few % of it on average)
>>62083339Sminem! I haven't seen that nigga in a long time
>he's bearish before TACO Tuesday
Gas is made up. How many people do you know actually get gas?Only stocks are real
>>62083485The day of the taco always a sell off. The actual event will be mega bullish on wednesday...when he gives them two more weeks
I bet Rocker feels preeeetty stupid taking that job at the ballot factory right before our last ever election
>>62083481You are mistaken.The straight is open, Iran has been defeated, as The State has made clear.Production is up. High oil prices don’t exist. And if they did exist, that would be good.There is nothing to worry about. You seem like an anxious person. Maybe we should have you seen by one of our doctors.
>>62083491i've got gas right now
>>62083497Finally somebody ITT who actually understands the fucking situation.
>>62083491it is made up. we can literally print digital oil if we feel like it so I dont get this whole hormussy situation.
>>62083339I hope some of you retards saw my post this weekend and bought some helium
>>62083491if gas isn't real what keep leaking out of my buttholethe hormussy is full of oil anyways retard, oil is a liquid not a gas
>>62083491fags think plastic is so important, we can just replace that cheap crap. go back to wood and glass like in the good ol days
>>62083502Makes for entertaining television. I mean, I'm sure Netflix already has the script finished for the movie about that rescue mission.
Black Monday bros?How's your hormussy?
>>62083477Sorry famalan, everyone's waiting for tomorrow. I hope you're a 0 day and not an over the weeked 1 day. Those 1 day calls are all getting wiped looks like, 40 million notional when I looked Thursday so at least 15 million in gambling loses.Though I figured we'd dip not crab so my puts ate shit too I can't say I'm doing much better.
>>62083512Something something the price is right! Bob Barker says come on down!
How many more weeks until UUUU starts rising again and we can resume Frierenposting?
>oil up>VIX up>market up>DXY up>gold up?????????
>>62083521*kisses you*
>>62083444Trust the plan.
>>62083512My Hormussy is sore from all this winning.
>>62083510>go back to wood and glass like in the good ol dayslol
>>62083523*kisses you too*
>>62083523I don't see the issue
>>62083523I fucking love boobs.
>>62083528There's no economic benefit to keeping boomers alive past their sell by date boss.
>>62083508You are mistaken. We have lots of helium.More helium than ever in fact. American helium atoms are superior to terrorist knock off Muslim helium atoms, which we never needed.That being said, people can buy that helium if they wish, because there is no closure in the straight of Hormuz. Why do you need helium anyway? Are you throwing a party to celebrate the fact that the straight is open and was in fact never closed?Are you celebrating the not war which we have already won bigly, which some are calling the greatest military victory since Salamis, or which they would be if this were a war, which it isn’t, but which we won two weeks ago and also today?
>>62083523The magic of jack shit for volume.The world turns on the orange niggers words and everyone's waiting for what he says.
>>620835212
>>62083466priced in
>>62083534>only boomers need thislmao
>>62083528these microplastics were probably poisoning the patient anyways. we don't need sissy syringes, i want real MAN metal syringes like we used to have. you want this too, or are you also a sissy?
so uh, what if he doesn't taco?
>>62083535Pulsar helium is about to start developing the largest helium reserve in North America.
>>62083543its fine just slaughter a couple goats and tan their hides whenever you need a pair of gloves
>>620835357/10
>>62083547What market is it actually listed in? IBKR shows it on "Venture" but I can't find shit about that market
>>62083546This would break one of the longest standing trends so the likelihood is exceptionally slim.
>>62083546SILENCE
>>62083546What does him not tacoing look like to you?
>>62083546We already won the war. What more do you want??
EVERYONE LISTEN TO MY SCHIZOPHRENIC THEORY!I'm convinced that this general and all it's posters are just one person in different timelines posting on here. All us /smg/ orthodox /biz/raelies have the same sort of experiences, thoughts, habits, and share one conscious space with each other that runs in various timelines and this general along with the rest of 4chan is some sort of internet gateway machine that serves as a nexus for us to speak to each other and God since we are the rabbis of God. The end of our posts, along with the ID's, and what we all have to say translates into some sort of grematria that is the backlog of our shared realities. Be nice to your fellow /biz/raelies for you are essentially talking to different versions of yourselves and God. Since this is all some sort of fake and gay simulation it is ok for us to take advantage of the goyim, the normie cattle around us, since they are all npc's anyway.THANK YOU, THAT IS ALL!
>>62083543>Diaper changing glovesBabies can roll with cloth diapers so i don't see the issue
>>62083546>>62083552he can't pull out, the USA's remaining international izzat won't let him, even congress would block him from fucking off
POWER TWENTY MINUTES PLEASEBRING ON THE TACOS NOWWE NEED TO PUMP BACK UPI WANT NEW HIGHS BY EOWJEROME
>>62083559/biz/rael has no right to exist
>>62083543with all the goat farmers we've killed we'll have all the leather in the world for gloves, non-issue
>>62083561>izzatis this a Dune reference?
>>62083559meds
>>62083567no its a pajeet word used solely by street shitters
>>62083565/biz/rael has a right to defend itself and secure our future at all costs. God allows us to be in a self defense situation whenever it is advantageous to us.
Short CAR
>>62083567>>62083571tbf it might as well been a dune ref if Herbert copied indians instead of arabs
>>62083556That would be very bad
the market will dump on Wednesday
>>62083551Dunno. They are an exploration company technically, but since there wells in the Topaz region just found helium with a concentration of 8-14% they are about to make the switch from exploration to production. Buy some TUNGF as well. They are about to reopen a tungsten mine in america by mid 2026- early 2027
>>62083576fortunately indians have nothing to contribute to the story of humanity and were not included in the dune series
>>62083570You know I'm right about this. I mean I know I'm right about this so you know that you know too. We are all one
>>62083582They've done a lot in mathematics, Kerala school might have invented calculus before Newton but their results were never published widely. I genuinely believe Indians could compete or even surpass the Chinese in this century, if only they got rid of their backwards caste system and all its' stigma. So more likely it takes 2-300 years
>>62083339holy shit its sminem. no wonder we're mooning and shit.
>>62083578https://youtu.be/DHTfC16szoU?si=Odkn2ipkt4VwuTAG
>>62083579TUNG TUNG TUNG SAHUR TATATA SAHUR I'M BUYING MOM I'M BIYIIIIIIIINNNNNNNNbut seriously some zoomer is gonna get tiktokers to buy this based on name
>>62083594kek
>>62083589if only you guys had had a cultural revolution and forcibly slaughtered half (all) your population instead you're going to follow wypipo around shitting in their streets for the next millenia, financially speaking of course
>>62083594>>62083597>American tungsten corpActually nvm. Are they doing exploration internationally? Cause with all the red tape bullshit in the US you won't see that mine open until 2030, unless it's been in the works for ages
>>62083599>import indians>also import their problemswho would have thought????
>>62083600It's a functioning mine with facilities already existing. The timeline to reopen is within 12 months, output will be 8% of US tungsten demand. With China curbing exports you can bet your ass any red tape will be slashed Or you can wait until it's reopened to buy and miss the 10x
What time will Trump announce that he's making progress on a deal tomorrow?
>>62083600The way I look at it, if it takes longer to reopen I just have longer to accumulate cheapies.
>>62083605after hours like usual
>CENX
>>62083578NOBODY FUCKING KNOWS YOU RETARD
>>62083604>>62083607it's not listed in any reputable exchange either, traded OTC. Good luck hooking your next sucker
>>62083500what tickers
will trump nuke iran?
You have 1 minute to buy AMC calls
>>62083614>noo you can't just trade pink sheetsWhen it's listed I'll be selling to (you)
>>62083589It's not the caste system that keeps them shitting in the streets
DING DING DING DING DINGHow did it go today?!?!
>>62083619even if I wanted to buy the government will tax me for buying OTC stocks lol. options and NYSE are fair game
>>62083622+0.5%I'm still long just gambling on the downside.
>>62083622Today: +0.75%This Week: +0.75%This Month: +2.37%This Year: -11.04%
>>62083622+0.62%
>>62083622time flies....I can't believe there's no pepe out there catching a fly, wtf? he's a frog guys lil guy needs nutrition to sruvive
Trump: Iran wants to make a deal.
>>62083622Exactly crab.
>>62083622>-0.05%Nothing ever happens.
>>62083378I hope iran kills you with a rocket
>>62083634That's kinda mean. D:
whoever shilled KODK last year(?) thank you so much
>bearish green candleshurrrrrrr
>>62083622+2.5%
>>62083578It will dump tommorrow
>>62083646If it could do that at around 9:45 with the clearest possible indicator beforehand so I can load up on 1k 0dte puts for around 10k dollareedoo so i can make about 500k that'd be tits. k thanks
Top kek I got banned because I replied “image the smell” to a pic of Vance’s family photo.Looks like a lot of anons in that /smg/ thread from this morning were also banned, it must’ve really hit a nerve with the pajeet mod
>>62083646nope, everything will keep pumping. sucks to be a gay bear doesn't it
>>62083642>he's got that saved on his hd#!&&@ U GAY
>>62083654there was someone spamming scat porn. I thought that's what you were responding too cause I saw all that crap (lol) go down (teehee) But you were really just being a racist? Damn.
>>62083656CopeThe world is changing
>futuresI'M LOCKED I'M STILL LOCKED IN YEAHSTAY LOCKED INI'M REAL LOCKED IN YEAHI'M LOCKED INI'M TRUE LOCKED IN YEAHSEE ME LOCKED INI'M REAL LOCKED IN YEAHhttps://youtu.be/pnM-N2kLdBY
>>62083654jannies are on max damage control right now, their paychecks are in danger. Poor jannies aren't even getting paid cause of the partial shutdown, have some mercy on themI've been banned for debunking the AI bait headlines cause it's "unrelated"
>>62083629nigger: tongue my anus
>>62083605>>62083609Just had an amazing call with Dr. Laidan Khosh —I call him “Lucky Laidan” great guy, handsome guy. He’s a plastic surgeon, amazing surgeon, one of the best, one of the very best, he has little office in the hills around Tehran. Very strong office, concrete office, such beautiful thick concrete walls—very productive call. Dr. Khosh is the only person in Tehran to survive the nuclear strikes—LAST MAN STANDING = NEW PRESIDENT. The good doctor and I are getting along very well and are working on lower oil prices ASAP! Thank you for your attention to this matter!
>>62083629stale taco?
>>62083512>Black Monday bros?>How's your hormussy?we just crabbingit's quiet.... too quiet
>>62083599Checked. Part and parcel innit>>62083622+3.8%
>>62083662It was this thread:https://warosu.org/biz/thread/62080704There was no porn, it was just the janny going on a power trip just look at all the deleted posts.
>>62083521frieren is UUUU?whyzat
>>62083622+$1,860.76 (+0.53%) Today's gain
Green day and red futures means crab tomorrow right?
>>62083688WE HAVING CRAB RAGOON BOYS.
>>62083666The retard is banning all posts relating to politics for some reason like it has nothing to do with stocks, he’s such a fucking mouth breather
>>62083679>we just crabbing>+0.5% sideways actionretardo fantasmo
>>62083697look it's a crab
>>62083688no we must consult the chart
>>62083369>>62083372Traders are off generally. Today has been intern day.
that was SPY. this is USO
>>62083702>>62083698>max damage control like for the last month can only crab the market nowno wonder trump wants peace tomorrow
>>62083622markets were open today???? wtf
>>62083687Whatever is dependently co-arisenThat is explained to be emptiness.That, being a dependent designationIs itself the Middle Way.
>>62083710Americans doesn't celebrate easter
>>62083699Thank you I was trying to remmeber it
>>62083714They only celebrate Black Friday and Black History Month.
>>62083715bro you need to stockpile memesnever know when you might need them
>>62083720Don't forget labor day, their only day off
>>62083612The market is dumping Wednesday
>>62083339Bought some 5/14 450p. Tons of volume on those today. Figured a large firm who places those orders w volume has some insider noooticing abilities
>>62083722Don't worry senpai I have at least 5400 images on my work computer here I just gotta sort them
bullish?
>>62083699what exactly qualifies as "crab" with this?
>>62083699Checked. What’s the crab margin of error? +/- .10?
>>62083735I hate that I have to check.
>>62083735>not thanking us for our attention to this matterfake and gay
>>62083735If he said YOLO, very
Tomorrow or by Wednesday at the latest we dump right?Because otherwise I will be financially ruined
>>62083447Bullish. Special divies going out this year. Iran wont take the deal (there is no deal) and may even sit on it until Nov elections.
>>62083622>How did it go today?!?!The wife and I went to the movies and saw two European films. also had beer and met friends. Was the stock market open in the USA? No idea if I made any unrealized gains or losses today, my broker doesn't update prices on bank holidays. t. Eurofag
>>62083735Seems slightly exxagerated, but plausible.I assume it's real, not going to check.
is the strait still closed? yes? stay short tech/long oil then.
>>62083753Clearly the straight of hormuz is open for business. Short oil, we have plenty and everybody should have a chance to sell oil for a high price and take advantage of the situation while it's still here boss.
>>62083735holy shit it's real
>>62083749Open, but the relevant stocks crabbed more than anything. Trump reaffirmed that he's gonna bomb the shit out of Iran in his conference so expect more AI "peace deal" headlines
>>62083762Is it actually? I don't have truth account
is this plausible?
>>62083372rent free you fat fuck
>>62083768Buddy that company is worthless
>>62083768No, tesla is worth as much as all other car manufacturers combined cause it's a tech company.
>>62083768The only thing keeping tesla up are Elon cultists, but they're gonna move on to spaceX when it IPOs.
>>62083740>>not thanking us for our attention to this matterthat's the easiest thing to remember to add to; go to all this trouble creating fake twat and forget to add his signature? baka
>>62083727>huge volume>low open interestI'm dumb as fuck so please forgive me. But I don't get it?
>>62083378holy shit is that all you mutts think about?Do Europeans live in your poor obese heads rent free?fat fucking mutts
>>62083379congrats anon
>>62083776>spaceX when it IPOswhat's the target of that junk? what is the proper entry point?
>>62083408still above 110
>>62083735Real
>>62083415nothere's still hope the center of economic gravity returns to eurasia and we all erase the new world mistake
>>62083622+0.81% nothing to write home about but still a pleasantly green day for almost my entire portfolio
>>62083784guessing around the same time openai does too, to "save the market". NASDAQ adopted new rules to fast-track them to the IPO, I think May 1st is the earliestI wonder if I should short openai then... I really want to but idk if the hype is enough to carry it
>>62083784They're no longer targeting 2 trillion, now they're targeting a 2.5 trillion evaluation. Don't touch that shit on launch because the low float and getting fast tracked into sp500 is gonna keep it pumped up for a bit
>>62083444based kingfucking checked
>>62083456Hopefully the effects start to be felt this month as the last tankers from when Hormuz closed just arrived in Asia. SK, Japan and the Philippines have been struggling with fuel for awhile, soon they'll have no choice but to buy it no matter the costIt's harder to manipulate an actual supply problem.
>>62083447reality will hit eventuallyTrump and his retarded deadlines are just him stalling for the ground invasion
>VSCOGODS
>>62083454>we will not extend the deadline for negotiationsyeah right lmao
>>62083807I'm hoping Iran follows through with their claims and bombs so much the US can't ignore them anymore lol. They've been bombing Israel literally non-stop since yesterday evening
>>62083458according to the usual song and dance someone will "make a deal" and the deadline shall be extended or whateverwe've been through this before several times already
>>62083698>>62083698>>62083698Today wasnt a crab tho
The market is gay as fuck.It should have closed red today.There is no good news.GAY
>>62083810We're bringing back moon landings, nuking our adversaries, traditional gender roles, and crushing economic depressions boss.
The Dow. The Dow is back over 47 thousand.
>>62083466along with a higher percent of LNG and half of the world's helium supply (something critical for tech)but who cares there's a totally not going to be delayed deadline for this all to end on 2 mo weeks so the market will keep acting irrational
>>62083819green days will continue until morale improves
>>62083735It's sad I can't even tell anymoreI'm shocked the down isn't at 0 in protest. Clearly a lunatic in charge. Yeah Biden was funny he would walk into a corner and poop his pants or make a racist remark at a black person and then call him his uncle. But this sort of mental decline is not good
>>62083485The TACO was priced in today
>>62083746We're not going to dump It's just going to be up until at least 2028How do you people still ask this how many years now have bears been proven to be wrong and retarded? There is no crash coming
>>62083832It's out of our hands. It's different this time. It deals with energy.
>>62083491women don't make any gas
>>62083433Missed this. Atleast one of you saw my thread/posts about pulsar WAGMI fren
>>62083512tight as fuck
>>62083523someone is wrong, the question is who?
>>62083546He will, he's a pussy.The TACO isn't an end to the war just endless "deadline has been delayed" statements
Maybe it's peak Trump craziness right now and things will calm down after he loses bigly in the midterms
>>62083578yes and tomorrowfuck trump and his market manipulation nonsense
>>62083546What is he going to do? Bomb them?
>>62083856They won't lose lmaoDon't ask me how I know
>>62083605right before the deadline ends
The Iranain speaker says the whole area will be plunged into darkness and that they put their trust in god. I guess its time to blow their country to shit.
>>62083617No
>>62083868https://x.com/Ibrahim_alFiqar/status/2041252227457970478?s=20https://x.com/Ibrahim_alFiqar/status/2041263232996827341?s=20https://x.com/Ibrahim_alFiqar/status/2041257983108338037?s=20
>>620836051 hour before market close he announces it's being finalized right nowthen at 8pm it's bombs away
>>62083622good somehow
>>62083868>>62083873I guess there's no peace deal huh?
>>62083868>I guess its time to blow their country to shit.Why though? At the end of the day the strait is still closed and the pressure is being mounted on Trump and the economy.
>>62083629He said this more than 10 times since the start of the war while every senior Iranian leader either said the opposite or was assassinated by Israel
>>62083878There never was one, if you keep falling for this shit you're dumber than a LLM
>>62083880It's the only thing they can do without sending boots on the ground, after their uranium theft team got wiped out. My guess is that there were "no casualties" cause they abandoned the team and they're still in iraq
>>62083881I guess the plan is to keep killing their leadership until someone actually makes a deal
>>62083654jannies have been extremely sensitive latelyeven my anti-usa posts that never got targeted starting being target for fucking racism/xenophobia lmao
>>62083883>>62083880Typo meant Iran ofc
>>62083880Quite obviously why. The more Iran gets fucked up the less they can do to defend themselves. Eventually we waltz in a take over Iran's oil. If you think that's not possible then you severely underestimate how difficult it will be for Iran to do anything without power or water and their ability to transport nerfed to the ground.
>>62083804Reality according to who?Have you been to the straight? Do you own an oil company? The straight is open and there is more oil than ever. So much in fact, that two of our planes recently had to land in the defeated, obliterated Iran, due to being overloaded with the sheer volume of fuel which is everywhere and freely available thanks to our hypothetical but historic victory in the not war which was won a long time ago.
>>62083884Iranians worship martyrdom thoughassassinating their leaders is the american version of torturing someone by jerking them off
>>62083882There are currently two regimes in Iran, there is the old one which thinks it's in power, but isn't really in power anymore, and then there's the new one that actually counts which we are making deals with. Thank you for your attention to this matter boss.
>>62083890Oh shit what deals did we make??
>>62083887>Eventually we waltz in a take over Iran's oil.Explain to me how you do this? Like actual step by step without it somehow being a 20 year occupation. Where do you think oil is sitting at? How do you intend to get it out of Iran?
>>62083890the new regime is so nice, they keep sending free weapons to israel
>>62083887Japan was literally bombed to ashes and it took the threat of Soviet invasion to make them surrender lmao. Americans only think bombing would work cause they'd just give up if someone came and bombed them
>>62083888>The waterway saw 21 ships transit over the weekend as more energy-starved governments negotiate to extract vesselscompared to the 130+ it saw PER DAY pre-warkeep drinking the kool-aid migger
>>62083878he says zero hour has arrivedhttps://x.com/Ibrahim_alFiqar/status/2041265861714116747
>>62083901how retarded are you? how would you feel if you didn't have breakfeast?
my oil stocks are healing. XOMGODS SHALL INHERIT THE EARTH
>>62083735kek
reminder that 2/3 of americans cannot understand conditionals. This is who you're trading against, you are careful
>>62083896so first we paratrooper in to build an airstrip...>>62083897hearty laugh from me
>>62083896Yeah after we bomb all their critical infrastructure we just take over their operations and if they try to resist we nuke them and do it again.>>62083900We have superior intelligence and technology. Stop living in the past.
>>62083905Hormuz is CLOSED faggot
>>62083746Yes
>>62083913>bomb all their critical infrastructureIf you bombed that then you cant get the oil either. The oil production requires iran to have the infrastructure.
>>62083913>we have superior intelligence and technologyDefine this magic "technology" for me. What magical technology do the americans have that will win the war?And despite all their gloating, "american" research is 99% done by underpaid chinese and indian students who will fuck off to actually contribute to their countries once graduated.
How long does it take an ICBM to reach Tel Aviv from Tehran?
>>62083753yes it's closedignore the propagandists
>>62083768Yes
>>62083915Nigger you can't tell that anon >>62083888 is shitposting???
I dont think they are agreeing to a peace adealhttps://x.com/Ibrahim_alFiqar/status/2041267732499533960>Let the world witness the end of the United States of America in the region.
>>62083929I admit I didn't read the full post
>>62083901This user is delusional
>>62083819fake and gay
>>62083915They turned around because it would not be profitable to sell to a world which has no need of it. As you know, there is more gas than ever.Regardless, reread the story and get your eyes checked, the story clearly says that the tankers transited the straight anyway.Keep rereading it until you see this clearly. Once you do, you will be amazed at the sense of calm which washes over you. If this does not occur, there a medications which we can provide which will assist you in returning to reality.
>>62083919We do menial repairs with our resources and take over operations. >>62083920Microchips. Tech today looks nothing like wars of the past. Our intelligence and weaponry has grown in sophistication equal to the growth in tech. American tech is not India or china no matter how badly you want it to be.
>>62083779yeah. My ancestor land can be taken over fuck it. Same with america with my ancestors when we take over the moon. Shit up the land and leave it like a real human being. Imagine being some bongtard stuck on your swampass land forever. Ouch.
>>62083819>>62083936I wish your moms were gay
>>62083734For this act of defuant bravery he would later be executed by Hitler himself.
shitcoin gongo down
>>62083932The HBO Chernobyl actor should've been the trigger lol. Basically the Soviet officials act like good Soviet officials and greatly help the crisis management
>>62083941Thank you for financing my turbo and my retirement
>>62083952I don't care what it means to you. It is what it is
>>62083941>We do menial repairs with our resources and take over operations.>we blow up all the infrastructure and then immediately rebuild itkek retard. So while you sit there for years collecting all the oil the iranians are just what? content for you to blow them up, impoverish them and steal their resources?
>>62083960traders know nothing about anything practical, and believe their paper money is real world power. The sooner you understand this the more profits you'll make. No wonder consulting firms make this much cash, they're sharing arcane knowledge such as "infrastructure takes time to rebuild" and "you can't defend against missiles without interceptors"
>>62083941Some retard made fun of me for buying tqqq last week.Thanks to you my portfolio was up 34,976.08 today. Thank you for your service.
>>62083962>traders know nothing about anything practical, and believe their paper money is real world power.Its amazing how many miga mouth breathers are like we dont need irans oil or the straits oil, we got venezuela and we dont even import from there. Like no idea how oil isnt just sitting in a pile there for you to come and take.
>>62083960As an exchange for being cucked by america we will help them survive. Their leadership will be employed by us.>>62083965again I don't care what your finances do we're blowing up Iran and taking over their oil simple as
>>62083965I think that might have been me.And you are wrong, just not yet.
>>62083339I thought it was Benjamin Cowen
>>62083960Its what the Ayotolla did for 50 years? Nobody stopped them, hence what started this.
>>62083970>As an exchange for being cucked by america we will help them survive.>ah yes the people that kicked out the american cia dictator are going to casually take it now>>62083977>Its what the Ayotolla did for 50 years? Nobody stopped them, hence what started this.The ayatollahs didnt steal the oil. It did in fact get used to build stuff and provide income to the country.
>>62083969America doesn't need Iran's oil, we are there to stop nuclear weapons economically this is a nothingburger for us. Once we are done we will simply leave and eurojannies will have to clean it all up
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>>62083573holy shit that looks like a good call desu
>>62083981you're still stuck in the past that's cute but we're more sophisticated than at any point in history and your failure to account for this is why we will win
>>62083890Makes sense. There are 2 hormuzs, one is open and the other closed. HGRAF holding strong.
>almost not a UNH baggie anymoreat least the divvy is nice
>>62083981Papist sisters? Your response?
>>62083981Thats why this regime had to murder 40k protestors?Do you know how poor the average Iranian is? Or their gini-coefficient. All tyrants are thugs at the end of the day. Xi and Putin all steal billions while their citizens are 1/6th as wealthy as the west. Ayoyolla was less corrupt, but not by much.Also based Pete and I'd never thought I'd say that in my life.
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