Armageddon edition!Thread theme https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5l4OEJ38aLY>Some helpful links to numb the painhttps://findahelpline.com/https://www.nvidia.com/refunds/https://www.whitehouse.gov/refundshttps://jlingz.com/>European indiceshttps://live.euronext.com/enhttps://www.justetf.com/en/how-to/invest-in-europe.html>Educational sites:https://www.investopedia.comhttps://www.khanacademy.org/economics-finance-domain>Financial TV Streams:https://www.newslive.com/american/cnbc.htmlhttps://www.livestreamy.net/bloomberg/>Charts:https://www.tradingview.comhttps://www.finscreener.comhttps://www.portfoliovisualizer.com>Screeners: so you feel like in the movieshttps://finviz.com/https://etfdb.com/>Gambling:https://www.optionsplaybook.com/options-introduction/https://www.optionsprofitcalculator.comhttps://optionstrat.com/https://www.optionistics.com/quotes/option-prices>Pre-Market and Live data:https://www.investing.com/indices/indices-futureshttps://finance.yahoo.com/>Calendarshttps://www.marketwatch.com/economy-politics/calendarhttps://www.earningswhispers.com/calendarhttps://www.cmegroup.com/trading/interest-rates/countdown-to-fomc.htmlhttps://www.mortgagenewsdaily.com/data/building-permits>Boomer Investing 101: so zoomers with meme stocks can outperform youhttps://www.bogleheads.org/wiki/Getting_startedhttps://www.sec.gov/search-filings>Misc smg:https://www.financialjuice.com/homehttps://finance.yahoo.com/trending-tickershttps://market24hclock.com/https://www.dividendchannel.com/drip-returns-calculatorhttps://brokerchooser.com/https://www.chathamfinancial.com/technology/us-market-ratesprevious smg thread>>62085506
short oil
uhhh yea, safe to say my portfolio is kinda exposed to nuclear war
FUGG
> nows
SOMEONE DO SOMETHING!!!!
>>62086049If you burn your money you at least stay warm for a minute
Fuck your putsFuck your callsPanic sell everythingIt's over
wtf all health insurance companies are falling except the scummiest, United.What's going on? Are retail buying UNH off institutions because it's a staple booner stock while the others are sinking because 2.48% is still not very profitable?Makes me wonder if there will be a lot of UNH baggies today.
I will never financially recover from this
lean hogs
>NEW: Israel has started strikes against Iranian rail infrastructure after telling civilians to avoid train travel.They can't even wait til the deadline ends, why the fuck would you trust them with anything at all
>>62086053He probably survived that
Its so fucking over. Fuck orange man.
>>62086055a little more and I'll buy
>>62086059scrummiest=cheapest=most clients maybe? I know that's how I chose my car insurance
>>62086041There will be no TACOs served in the cafeteria today.Pain is on the menu, with a side of suffering.
people still believe trump will co
>>62086062Trump is literally a slave to Israel. Kushner is a MOSSAD agent
anyone holding bags that are not related to the world imploding are literally gambling on the biggest taco we've ever seen
STOPPED INTO A CHURCH I PASSED ALONG THE WAYI GOT DOWN ON MY KNEESI PRETEND TO PRAYYOU KNOW THE PREACHER LIKES THE COLDHE KNOWS IM GONNA STAYCALIFORNIA DREAMINON SUCH A WINTERS DAAAAAAAY
MARKET SAID TRUMP IS GONNA FUCKING DO IT AHHHHHHHHHHHHH
>>62086062>why the fuck would you trust them with anything at allbelieve it or not, alot of people had the same thought over the course of history
Influencers in the gulf states status?
Juan Percento
>>62086070Traders don't understand, TACO will be an economic defeat on the same scale as oil to 200, the only solution to save the market was never starting this shitass war or making a peace deal
XOMGODS are we eating good rn? the market is bright red yet our portfolio is still green
This is a very mild nigger Tuesday. Where is the mumupocalypse?
>>62086071>pretend to prayYeah, fuck The Mamas & the Papas
>>62086062Because they're the good guys and god's chosen people, thus whatever they do is good and ustified by default.
>>62086080Dubai malls are all empty
>117$
>>62086086My spy puts are printing, hoping we see more strikes by the end of the day to drive it even lower. Reportedly some Israeli residents were complaining about water pressure and salty faucets yesterday after the desal plant got hit
So how is the strait of hormuz looking like right now? What happened to the ultimatum and the deadline and how is our oil stock looking?I've noticed oil stocks don't actually follow oil one to one, they sometimes go up a lot before oil and then don't react to bullish news afterwards
>>62086076just the 10:30 am dip
>sugar is down again
>>62086049why do you hate money?
-1% and you nibbas are acting like it's the end of the world
>>62086070I will never touch oil, but I'm betting real fucking hard on drone stocks.
Bros I'm starting to think Republicans are bad for the economy and foreign policy
>>62086095I got calls on USO and that tracks oil price movements pretty well. The higher up you go the less correlation as there's more overhead unrelated to oil, some exploitation companies might even lose money with the rising fuel proces
>>62086095>So how is the strait of hormuz looking like right now?Cute and funny
shit
>>62086051kek
>>62086100we discuss future projections
>>62086101I hope it's Chinese drone stocks cause they basically own the civilian and ukraine market now
>>62086052it's over
Green by closing
>>62086113ONDS and Redcat are my primary stocks right now.
Trump's already bombed enough today where he can't really taco but I wouldn't put it past the market to pretend he did.The green dildo is coming to blow out my vertical.
>>62086100His name is Juan Percento.
>>62086055Trump will TACO any minute now
>>62086117Panicans will seethe
Deal check?
I'm too dumb to understand charts.How much is the market cap for oil? Are these $10 swings worth like $50 million, or more like $50 billion?
>thread themehttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LrkEc2V3mO4
>>62085991To my knowledge, no such beach landing or ground invasion has been undertaken while facing the combination of high-frequency high-resolution satellite intelligence and long-range precision munitions
There is zero reason GOOG shouldn't be trading at $400 a share right now. Also oil is going 200+
>>62086094odte? im thinking of buying spy puts as well
>>62086118It looks like their products are pretty limited, meanwhile DJI has a wide range of civilian and military products of all sizes and a much larger production output. Although I got no idea if you can invest in them from here, and ig they'd grow much slower than our speculative market stocks
>>62086066You choose a car insurance company that is investigated for fraud and that's why it's cheap?
>>62086131We'll finally get to see how accurate Saving Private Ryan's opening beach scene was once the observation drone footage gets uploaded.
where's the polymarket prediction where billions will die by tonight
>>62086062Why should god's chosen people care about that?let the goyim deal with their deadlines
>>62086124they'll just TACO anyway after claiming that they totally bombed them back into the stone age, but for real this time, and their government has tentatively agreed to open the strait in responsethen we get another deadline and the whole game starts againalthough we are probably at the end of the insider trading cycle, the market barely reacts to news anymore. they'd have to do something for real for the actual doomps/spikes
i dont think we get the big one today
>>62086133Yeah, I grabbed some for 651 on the cheap as soon as I saw that Iranian bridge strike post. Hopefully the news of the upcoming retaliation makes it to the markets before close
>>62086136TACO Tuesday will hold true
>>62086135Redcat is a bit of a meme, ONDS is potential growth and rapid acquisition. I have other drone stocks but those two are my major play atm.
I have a slight suspicion that the Orange person of color wasn't entirelly forthcoming with the progress of negotiations with Iran.
>>62086137nah they did pay me out but lowballed me. Happened twice with 2 different companies lol
A lot of the Russian and Ukranian whores I follow on IG are now back in their home country instead of Dubai.
YOU GOYS PROMISED ME THERE WOULD BE TACOS WHERE ARE THEY
>He's gonna TACO guys
>>62086128The global economy consumes roughly 38 billion barrels of crude oil per year. So roughly 4.4 trillion dollars worth per year at current prices
>>62086064basedfuck trump
>>62086128If all the world's oil were tokenized and valued at the current market price it would be worth over $200 trillion. That's like 100 Amazon's.
>>62086154bearish for "dubai chocolate"
WTFWT
>>62086154insanely bearish
>>62086155>Tacos>On International Bridge and Powerplant DayNigga, we eating GRUEL just like we do every year for this long running tradition.
STOP THIS FUCKING RETARD NOW
>>62086138It's not MG nests on the beach that would be the problem, as it was in the movie. The problem is missiles and other long-range precision munitions.There were no satellites in WW2. Ballistic missiles were rare, had very poor accuracy, and could not hit moving targets.
>>62086151I just don't thrust American companies in general to produce enough drones for growth, and as fun as this current fiasco is I'm afraid it will lead to more regulations against speculation in the future anyways
>>62086152
short oil buy tech
OH FUCK SNDK IS MAKING A RUN FOR ITTTTTTTTTTTTT
Juan Percento seems to have been deported.
>>62086170Imagine D-day but the Germans had a bunch of tiny dwarves running around with grenades, that's how well this will go
>>62086152You have to read Ynet,Israel Hayom, andHaaretz to get the real news about what's gonna happen.Reading Trump's tweets is like getting 20% of the news about what will happen because he's in charge of a declining reactive superpower with no initiative.
Alphabet is going to be the first 10 trillion dollar company.
>>62086175OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
oil tech buy shorts
YEESSSS JEROOOOME POOOOOOOMP IIIIIIIIT
what do
>>62086152>>62086184traders who aren't on the official IRGC telegram (pubg) are days or even a week behind reality lol, and it's a blind spot of their own making
>>62086184no real news for goys? i thought we were meant to be dealing there
Made a lot of money on SPY 694CsEither shit or get off the pot, faggots. Investing is gay. Trading is where the real money is.You LOST trannies
>>62086200Sorry, 654Cs
>>62086193live
>>62086193You're not going to die unless you live in the region
>>62086193the thing is it's has really fallen enough to justify buying in bulk, at least yet
>>62086124Diaper filled
>>62086196>>62086198Goyim who think they are smart and read the times of israel, iranian news and the Jerusalem post (english speaking bullish for goyim) are stupid goys like sheep and goats.You have to read actual hebrew news, you can easily translate it with Google translate to be on top. Then you know if oil is going up or down.
Bobos win in all casesMarket goes down we winThey pomp on the eve of “civilizations destruction” confidence in markets is destroyed for long term.You are now playing in a Bobo zone. Show respect.
Getting kind of tired of living in interesting times to be quiet honest with you
>>62086193unironically buy. If today can't sell more than -1% based on these headlines, literally only nukes will bring this fucker down.
Holy FUARK Berkshire is V booming.
The v is here we going green because of based Trump stay mad bears
>>62086193Buy what
>>62086193>Trump doesn't nuke Iran>picrel
>>62086198>no real news for goys?>>62086210>Goyim who think they are smart>>62086210>stupid goys like sheep and goats.Ever wondered if maybe you're actually the problem?
>>62086213Venezuela and Weimar republics stock market went to the moon as they collapsed so basically I think it's better to buy than not to.
Ah, I love the sound of the ban hammer early in the morning
>Vance says we've fulfilled our military goals in iranWow, just in time. That's convenient!I can't wait for Trump to taco so that oil drops 15% and uco drops 30%
There's really hard resistance at 6600 on the upside and downside resistance doesn't really build until you calendar out a few days but it's probably 6500.
>>62086193What's falling right now and what should I buy if i'm sure about TACO?
>>62086202Wasn't that their position from the very beginning?
>>62086210I read channel14 regularly.Is that RealHebrewNibba news?
OOOOOOOOOWE PUMPING BASED V TRUMPS DECLARING VICTORY WE WON
Bobo rape!
>>62086233They weren't. But they enriched to 60% for the will they/won't they negotiation tactics to try and get some sanctions lifted.Instead the USA/Israel just used that as a reason to bomb them multiple times.Ultimately, it's the same sort of thing Sadaam tried with Iraq with much the same results.
You know things are going well when the greed/fear index bounces up and down minute by minute along with the major indices
10:30 am dip is over
we’re so fucked
>>62086241Stop replying in old thread, you retard
Where’s this supposed V?Only green i have in my tickers are berkshire and starbucks.
>>62086236
>Iran Cuts Off Direct Diplomacy With US - @WSJraggie
>>62086248Is that the Berkshire sitting on 363 billion dollars in cash, Berkshire
So it's over?Trump fucking won?
>>62086239isn't dirty bomb pretty easy to make? strange how iran still haven't spilled them on Israel.
>>62086256retard they never even admitted they were trying to make nukes in the first place
>>62086068will what?
>>62086259Nukes were literally haram.
>>62086253This is over an hour old and the Trump admin says it’s not true. They are in contact with the Iranian party.
>>62086227I think they’ve started to rotate to the peanut gallery for their mumu headlines now.It’ll be vance and other “sources within the house” from here on out.
>>62086259Allied intelligence knew they were and were weeks away from getting one>yeah but they saidautocratic regimes liecrazy I know
>>62086259>believing the iraniansJust convert to islam already you queer
>>62086264Doesn't matter. Iran has no reason to capitulate at this point.
>>62086256I wonder which Iran agreed to this
>>62086080at home lmao
>>62086227Do you think he will taco and simultaneously tank the US' international izzat? peace won't un-explode all of the GCC's oil fields eother, taco or not oil is fucked
>>62086094>>62086086 Barely anything happening. Market doesnt care about oil and fertilizier shortage
>>62086256two days old taco psy op
>>62086270No reason? Lmao guess they will die, then
Give me one good reason why I shouldn’t take the passport bro pill?
>>62086255Yes. Cash is currently winning against everything except oil. An oil sector that berkshire also has nearly 34 billion dollars invested in.
>>62086274you might as well go home and write random numbers on monopoly paper. here i'll give you a gazillion to get you started
>>62086092on schedule
>>62086268>Allied intelligence knew they were and were weeks away from getting oneThat's what Netanyahu said (and had been saying for 30 years). Actual intelligence agencies said there was no evidence they were trying to get one.
>>62086256Iran never said they were going to get a nuke you illiterate retard know nothing.Iran always has maintained the capacity to build a nuke, but not do it.If Iran built a nuke, then the GCC countries would build nukes or ask for them, and their conventional superiority over the gulf states would be neutralized. This is why Bibi has said for decades they are just two more weeks away from a nuke, because they always have been by intention.
Smr got my money down to 500 usd what do I buy with my meagre change
>>62086276They are in a death cult. They worship dying for their holy war. They only have to wait out the Trump term.
What were our goals in Iran, again?
>>62086284No idea what you want
>>62086256>4/5/2026
>>62086095looking closed
I'm making money but feels like every other short is making more fucking nigger SOXL keeps struggling just die already
>>62086291lottery tickets lmao. Penny stocks, leave and ignore them for a decade.
>>62086269I'm not believing them dumbass, they said they didn't want one then, they say they don't want one nowno difference I bet they still want to retain the rights to enrich uranium though, wonder why
>>62086297Whatever israel says they are
>>62086098goodgo to the gym fattie
>>62086278She's super cute. Are all Thai bar girls cuties like her?
Scott Bussy short ladder attack on oil
TSLA is still a good uby at 300X P/E right?
>>62086306>they say they don't want one nowUtterly capitulating to Trump. He's made the world a much safer place by bringing evil to heel.
>>62086312Yes but SpaceX at 1000x PE will be better
>>62086315When you factor in space data centers the forward pe is actually below 1
>>62086318True the forward P/E is like 0.002
>>62086100-1% yet
I step away for 2 seconds and my currencies are mooning, DXY falling. What did I just miss, I don't see anything.
>>62086268The Iranians have been "weeks away from getting one" for a long time. That doesn't mean they would actually do it.>Fri July 19, 2024 >US Secretary of State Antony Blinken on Friday said that Iran’s breakout time – the amount of time needed to produce enough weapons grade material for a nuclear weapon – “is now probably one or two weeks”https://edition.cnn.com/2024/07/19/politics/blinken-nuclear-weapon-breakout-timeIran didn't want to build nukes because they didn't want the diplomatic backlash from violating the nuclear taboo, however they wanted the ability to build nukes if it turned out they needed it, hence why they have refused to give up their ability to enrich uranium but agreed to inspections to ensure they don't build nukes
>>62086291short oil to keep the streak
>>62086314trump is ending modern civilization by denying it the primary resources it's built on and maintained by
>>62086327Lmao holy shit simping for insane Muslims? Now I’ve seen it all
This is probably the best time to buy fucking stocks since 2023, why the fuck aren’t you slurping?
>>62086310She looks more mexican than thai, you can find a bunch of hers there just a bit rounder
>>62086330Indians?
>>62086330america is a third world country so this isn't surprising. it will have consequences.
trump said he's gonna genocide a country and the market is almost green
Feel like the taco waveriders are going to get heemed this time.
>62086336Bear signal
>>62086336no more monies to slurp with
>>62086318>space data centersI'm a bit out of the loop on this.I'm guessing the positives is free solar?How do they manage the cooling?
>>62086318Elon is actually going to build the black cube of Saturn data centre in space, isn't he. Crazy bastard.
>>62086323Markets aren't doing anything because Trump has decided to bring "edging", a disgusting gooning technique, into the world of politics and war. Markets either crab until 8 PM Eastern time or he cums early and the markets implode.
>>62086347Space is pretty cold so I’m sure they can pop open a window or something
>>62086339Just the modern day version of one of the ten plagues that befell modern day egypt which is all of us
>>62086355There's nothing to transfer the heat to.
>>62086347It's the newest Elon Musk meme to pump his SpaceX IPO. Building data centers in space is not going to be cheaper than just building solar + battery storage on earth.
Do you guys know the Joos are just fearmongering for cheap asset price?
He's going to build self driving data centers on mars
>>62086357You simply transfer it out the window
>>62086291started with 700$ in nov 2024, bought solana shitcoins by following a inside trader and his groups wallet, predicting his scam coin release whenever i saw his tg shill for people to gather and that his wallet had created a new shitcoin.bought and sold within few minutes for 400$~ each time until i had 5000$ and moved onto actual stocks.now im at $11k, still a neet loser but its working out.no idea how shitcoin scene looks right now but the people there are drooling retards and its incredibly easy to earn small change just by being average iq.
>62086364Another bear signal
>>62086335It’s not dumping for Muslims you 50 IQ retarded subhuman.The ability to build nukes in two weeks is the same as having them.The point is the headline means nothing, it’s the same loophole they’ve always used.You ought to be fed grains like a hog and harvested for your body heat like the matrix to power a Bloomberg terminal, this is the only use I can think of for someone so profoundly retarded.
>>62086318How do you power a data center in space? You stick a huge windmill and let cosmic rsdiation push it or something?
>CARwhat's going on here?
>>62086312yes here are the reasons:not a car companyfuture of humankindspace explorationaifreedom of speechneuralink
>>62086366>___<
TSLA MARINES, HODL TEH LINE
>>62086372>No sex robotsWhy even live...
>>62086335Yeah those crazy brownoids will blow up an entire girl's school or flatten an entire city into rubble
>>62086347The idea is infrared radiation. Sounds expensive and gimmicky to me but idk
>>62086371short it, this is not sustainable
>>62086370The sun is literally right there
the fire rises
>>62086372TRUE
>>62086375TSLA is such a piece of shit it's literally a drag on my buying power and I'm getting real tired of holding it.My cost basis is relatively low but it's just fucking annoying.
>>62086376I dont believe sex robots can be a think as long as cant capture smell, touch and human retardation.
>LONDON, April 7 - European and Asian refiners are paying record high prices of near $150 a barrel for some crude oil grades, far exceeding prices for paper futures, highlighting the worsening supply crisis from the U.S.-Israel war with Iran.
Crazy to think Elon Musk might be the world's first trillionaire to go bankrupt
i think i preferred slow crab weeks bros desu
>>62086369anon, don't bother debating bots and retards, just be like me and make money by betting against them. If you remember anything from your highschool science/chem classes you're already in the top 5%
>>62086389He absolutely won't go bankrupt because he isn't considerably leveraged on his shares
why do anons keep holding turds such as TSLA or MU when BNO or NRGU exists
How can you LOSE value as an EV company in an oil crisis? baka TSLA baggies.
>>62086133>buying puts to get randomly fucked by trumps taco
LMAO DEADLINE COULD CHANGEWHO COULD HAVE POSSIBLY SEEN THIS COMING
>>62086389Don't worry anon he has enough savings to not go below a billion
>>62086378It's a scam to bait investors, wtf happens when a server blade fails in space? Are you just gonna have a crew in permanence there? Even the ISS is struggling to dissipate heat for some scientific equipment and life support, how are you going to transfer so much heat that even forced convection struggles to do it on earth?
>a civilization is going to be destroyed tonight
>>62086378It's how all satellites cool down. The concept is already proven. They're not building one giant satellite, it's thousands upon thousands of normal sized ones.
>>62086386The robots will have a secretion system where you plug in pheromone packs and they smartly release them from different areas of their body.That is where the robot companies will make their money. Think of it like ink for printer companies.Poorfags will just need to imagine the smell, or buy knockoff random aftermarket smells from ebay.
holy shit my 651 spy puts just got in the money lmao
>>62086398Because if their share price collapsed by 80% they'd still be disgustingly overvalued
The anon that bought those SPY 650 puts probably getting excited.
>>62086398OIL could be $20 a gallon and I'd still never drive an EV.
>>62086380We're barely keeping up with all energy sources on earth so how is solar gonna be enough?
>>62086411Congrats anon.
>>62086401it doesn’t matter IRCG already removed restrictions project remove gulf is a go
>>62086393If people stop believing he'll cease to exist, if you can make god bleed, can you really deem him god, the cult would evaporate overnight
>>62086410I hope elon is listening. This is a trillion $ idea not even memeing.
>>62086261chicken out, you know, the "CO" part of "TACO"
I picked up some spy 640p for friday yesterday, they gonna print or is that too bearish?
>>62086412I knew that too. I was just being rhetorical for the funny. ;)
look at the WTI bros
>>62086408We are struggling to cool datacenters on earth. The idea of doing a incredibly heat producing activity in near vacuum doesn't make much sense. Especially since there is no reason the data center actually needs to be in space. Satellites have to be in space.
>>62086415are you completely retarded? you should spend couple hours relearning some basics8/10 bait made me reply
>>62086410... You mean that sometime in the future we'll be able to buy packets loaded with ass, pussy, armpit smell etc?
>>62086415Maybe Elon can build robots that ride bicycles that power it
>>62086426all depends on taco... so a gamblewe're bleeding out today though after a pause every now and then
>>62086431So beautiful
If we're gonna tank the markets I want to see the entire country of Iran reduced to a smoldering crater. So long as we can evacuate all the Persian qts first.
>>62086395idk I guess I am a cultist lomoa
>>62086433>The idea of doing a incredibly heat producing activity in near vacuum doesn't make much sense.Literally all starlink satellites generate as much heat.
>>62086426It seems like Iran is gonna make good on striking desalination plants as some in Israel are already complaining of water oressure, I think you'll see some shekels anon
Good time to buy SPY calls for a cheeky scalp
Juan Percento makes his grand return.
shiny rock trannys why is your useless rock going down lol?
>>62086443>I want to see the entire country of Iran reduced to a smoldering crater.Why anon?
>>62086446no you fucking retard, a router/5g RF antenna generates nowhere near the same power as even your PC. Look outside, how many 5G towers have cooling fans? And even your shitass consumer PC needs a bunch of fans, now lookup what kind of cooling a single server rack needs
>>62086431that’s the highest ever no?
I’ve been doing a lot better selling options. It’s like I’m inversing my former self
>>62086062very based
Lot of baggies gonna be made tonight. Some are calling it the super baggification.
>>62086051buy some puts (from me)
>>62086457Nigger look up how much fucking power Starlink satellites use.
>>62086458highest ever yet
>>62086431
Who the fuck is the stupid bastard retardbuying and causing these retardpump bars on QQQ right when it looks like it'll crack
>>62086458highest since 2008
>>62086459I hate selling options. I can do it, it’s just not fun to me.
>>62086446Absolutely fucking not. Look at the average electricity usage divided by revenue of a data center and a starlink satellite and it's not even in the same order of magnitude. It's like saying that a lemonade stand and a steel mill both use energy to function.
>>62086456They attacked us first boss.
>>62086467Most of that power is dissipated in the super powerful RF antenna sending you the data whereas chipset power is dissipated as heat at almost 100% efficiency
erm WTI is heading for $119, iran is getting nuked TONIGHT
>>62086450Told ya.Just made money lmao
>>62086474I’m trying to be profitable not have fun. But I know what you mean
>>62086477>On 28 February 2026, the United States and Israel started a war with surprise airstrikes on sites and cities across Iran, assassinating Supreme Leader Ali Khamenei and several other Iranian officials and inflicting over a hundred civilian casualties. Iran responded with missile and drone strikes against Israel, US bases, and US-allied countries in the Middle East, and by closing the Strait of Hormuz, which has disrupted global trade.
>>62086410>or buy knockoff random aftermarket smells from ebay.this is me. im not paying the premium for oem smells. chink knockoff will do just fine. its all made in the same factory anyway!
>>62086474I've read about selling shorts on stocks you want to buy at a price you want to buy, so in the worst scenario you've just bought stock at a slightly higher but acceptable price. If you think the stock is gonna grow ofc
>>62086452Not a lot since the central banks liquidated because of the oil shock.>>62086474It's tough to look at 10 winners that are worth 1000 and one loser that's worth -800.You can tell yourself you're winning, you can understand you're winning, but it's still psychologically hard.
>He TACO'd Right on fucking cue!LETS FUCKING GO SMIGGERS
>>62086486FUCK youCan't let a nigga short in peace?
>>62086482Still not reflecting reality. See >>62086388.It's going a lot higher.
>STATE-RUN TEHRAN TIMES NEWSPAPER ON X: DIPLOMATIC AND INDIRECT CHANNELS OF TALKS WITH THE US ARE NOT CLOSED
>Israeli Chief of Staff Zamir: We are approaching a strategic crossroads in the war against Iran
>>62086492Yeah, I think that is why I don’t like selling them. It’s profiting on someone’s misery.
>Canadian Prime Minister Carney: We expect all parties to the Iranian conflict to respect international law and not target civilian infrastructure.
>>62086488This goes all the way back to October 7th 2023.
>>62086499kek how many more times are we going to flip flop today?
The modern news media is so fun you can find a report for anything you want to believe
>>62086506>they attacked us first>oct 7th 2023who is "we"?I don't recall Iran attacking America in october 7th
Bout tree tiddy
not so fast... CHUDS!
>>62086506>>62086456This goes all the way back to the 70s
>>62086499>>62086507>The market needed a pump so Musk tweeted that from their account
>>62086507>BREAKING NEWS MY MOM TOLD ME IRAN HAS A PEACE DEAL
>TALKS ARE CLOSED
>>62086493if he taco'd why are the futures still going up?
>>62086507i am going schizoooo!!!!
>>62086510They took Americans hostage.
>>62086499Told ya here >>62086264Anyone who doesn’t think talks are happening doesn’t understand what is going on.
>BREAKING NEWS: I HAVE A PEACE DEAL AND I'M NOT GIVING IT UNTIL CHAINLINK HITS 1000$!
My SPX 0DTE iron condor keeps going from neon red to neon green and back to 0
>>62086512>1m2 per cpu
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>Silence from the Orange>Markets start to seem natural again.Is nature healling?
>>62086522If you're a heterosexual, why is there a cock in your moth?
>>62086478Yeah the antenna is able to dissipate its energy through radiative cooling.
>>62086507>market moving again on king orange saying random shit for the 200th time this monthAre stock traders the biggest clowns in the world right now?
>>62086535typoyou're a faggot forever now hahaha
>>62086533i also baked, can reuse later or whatever>>62086536>>62086536
>>62086521Pretty sure high level talks never even existed. At best there were some intelligence officers reaching out from either side, nothing state level.
>BREAKING NEWS: European officials are deeply troubled by the lack of bilateral cooperation in avoiding pollution and climate change from bombings in the middle east
If trump isn't talking to the irgc warlords, he's not talking to the real leaders of iran
>BREAKING NEWS: ITS REALLY WINDY OUTSIDE
>wake up>trump is openly threatening to genocide all of iran Does that mean we can indiscriminately go ham on mosques?
>>62086535my moth is fine thank you
is it bad to hope that iran gets attacked so my spy puts will print?
>>62086531Do you like SPX options trading? What’s the biggest difference from SPY? Order fill time?
>>62086531Vix up from when you entered.I got out my vertical for 50% profit because delta.
>>62086554mothfucker
