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First for Israel
Morning
Trump wonI won
i went all in on SOXL
rape and kill all bobos
Haha well wow that was for this month's rent haha ah god I am so fucked
They are obliterating Lebanon
>>62092290You belong on reddit
No one is going to help Israel they overplayed their hands this time. Feels good mang.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kd9TlGDZGkI
>>62092276stop buying puts you fucking retard. just go long. you are supposed to buy when things are cheap not short the bottom because the TV is talking about a hekkin holocaust and remember the 2 pilots that got stuck in the mud God bless america
Crude Oil now at 71.30. I repeat, Oil at 71.30.
ceasefire is over
>>62092298Jews SEETHING
>>62092295SOXS is terrible desu senpai. Even if you’re right the payout sucks
short oil
when the market turns bearish is it the same posters screaming the world is over, the same posters that scream new ATHs the second it becomes bullish again?are they the same people of different people?
>>62092275Israeli Hermes-900 drone shot down over Iran
>>62092293Kike delusions
OH NONONO MUMU NOT LIKE THIStbf I thought it would last until at least Friday
> nows
>sold TQQQ calls at reasonable deltas early last week>down over 100% today
>>62092308Judging from post volume there's a bunch more mumus (LLMs)
>>62092313Did you know that the guys who invented the black scholes model literally blew up their accounts because of mispricing tail risk?
>>62092305Zion Don Hello??? Your bots broken
>>62092311bobos are down so bad they’re posting third world propaganda lmao
Imagine if this war just convinced Trump that Israel is a parasite
You guys do live in a BASED state right?
>>62092272Thanks, brother
Here we go back to 120 weeeeeeeeWhen this shit is over no one will trade anything anymore.
>>62092318Jews COPING
i called blumf an orange nigger and my portfolio is still green that means i win
>>62092321what kind of American are you
>>62092320You know he's addicted to jewish semen, right
a lot of people that were short got blown up today. that was a violent rip
>>62092311>>62092319There's legit reasons why it wouldn't stick if you believe the narrative that China had to beg Iran to agree. Means their disposition is to keep stirring up shit.Personally I bought out my collars though.
>>62092321doctor pepper is best but all of those states are trash
>>62092328people on here and fintwit love to short bottoms.
>>62092327yeah no shit that's the whole reason this war startedbut he's also obsessed with his image and ego so I can see him waking up
>>62092212Based
>>62092327Jews SHIDDING
on what news
>>62092324I had to go back up and check if you were the one who posted the trump won pepe, you know trump is the biggest jewish cocksucker on the planet, rightOr is this your first day shilling
>>62092317LTCM is a very interesting part of the market.
>>62092328The options market's bias was heavily long.Puts evaporated after Monday. Least on the shorter expirations.
I love to see bobo seethe posts.
>>62092311Meh, this happened with the last ceasefire just last year. I don’t buy it.
>>62092338lol lmao
Excuse me but this is the stock market thread.
so did they break the ceasefire or is it shitposting?
>>62092320Imagine him not already knowing that and being fine with it, imagine it upsetting anyone else except muslim niggers
>>62092338>>62092305I'd bet Bibi blows up the ceasefirewell I'm not betting that with real money but I bet it rhetorically.
>>62092329The same china that's been feeding Iran targeting data and likely tracking US/Israel bomb runs to know when it's safe to fire?I think the "China pushes Iran to accept a deal" was more like>If you nuke Tehran me and Pakistan will nuke Israel and the US
>>62092335You know he celebrates his own daughter being jewish and her jewish baby
>>62092305>>62092324Holy shit it actually was 5d chess! Now Trump can sit back while both Israel and Iran obliterate eachother.Truly the modern day Charles II of Spain
>>62092275>>62092275>>62092275TRUMP SAYS MAY BE JOINT US-IRAN VENTURE FOR HORMUZ TOLLS: ABCThis is the most asinine thing I’ve heard.
>>62092352there is simultaneously a ceasefire and not a ceasefire. bobos and bulls just pick and choose whatever headlines to fit their narrative
>>62092212>CAM ON AND MAKE SOME FOOKIN' GAINSaffirmative
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TPlFBRt8xX0
>>62092352There’s going to be a lot of shitposting and AI spam for the first 48 hours, just like last year. We’re just going to have to wait and see.
>>62092324Market moving news belong in /smg/, but this doesn't
>>62092363
>>62092364This checks out because there is currently a 2 point spread mayhem trade going on in WTI.The simulation is breaking.
PLTRbaggies... it's so so over
>>62092352Iran and US haven't even "agreed" to the same but both claim total victory, Israel doesn't give a fuck, ans GCC is still being bombed
>>62092363you have to pay the troll toll to get into the boys holeliterally
>>62092363How is it asinine? It allows the USA to get in on the action of fucking over Europe with hormussy fees, it's a win-win for both parties.
>>62092363>King Orange and Caesar Sandnigger collecting scam money togetherso fucking retarded, 100% real
>>62092373lmao
>>62092363Bullish. It implies he's okay with one of Iran's core demands
>>62092379And you think Iran is gonna agree to that? Their peace deal was that they get all the toll money for reconstruction, in addition to the 1 trillion in reparations they asked for
I panic sold my SQQQ on open only for market to start selling offWhy is that every choice i make turns out to be wrong
Idk bros, casino seems kind of empty today…
>>62092352Israel and Iran both attacked each-other and it's unclear whether or not this breaks the ceasefire or not, as the US hasn't made any public statement yetso far it does look like that ceasefire was only for the markets once again
Today is what's called a fall through day. It's an instituional buy signal
Remember that nothing in life is free.When you buy a used car instead of new, you trade cash for risk.When you buy a pumped market instead of a free one, you trade trust for short term gains.
>>62092275ALL GAPS MUST BE FILLED
>>62092386In the markets we call this Wednesday
Today is Nigger Wednesday
>>62092375Will we ever reach the highs again...
>>62092387The ceasefire is to iron out 10 point agreements. It was between US and Iran, not Israel. Cope
>>62092384I'm sure Iran will agree to split the toll money, $1 to the US and $1,999,999 to Iran, if it lets Trump declare victory at home
Got my cheeky 675Ps closed and I’m done for the day
>>62092359fixed that for you buddyur welcome
We should just annex Iran and Israel and change our name to Israel. What do you guys think?
>>62092391Kek fair enough.
FUCK MEWhy didnt I go through with spy calls yesterday WHYYYY
>>62092394Pakistani PM Shehnaz Sharif:>With the greatest humility, I am pleased to announce that the Islamic Republic of Iran and the United States of America, along with their allies, have agreed to an immediate ceasefire everywhere including Lebanon and elsewhere, EFFECTIVE IMMEDIATELY. https://xcancel.com/CMShehbaz/status/2041665043423752651
>>62092408>Shehnaz*Shehbaz
so are we getting some hormussy or are we still talking stage
>>62092412Shitballs
Thanks for the free money
>>62092387>it's unclear whether or not this breaks the ceasefire or not, as the US hasn't made any public statement yet>>62092394>It was between US and Iran, not IsraelThis, but you can guarantee that aipac is pressuring the US to protect Israel. US hasn't made any statement yet because Trump wants this to be over but at the same time he dare not defy his masters.
I am financially sceptical
>>62092408BLOODY BENCHOD DO NOT REDEEM THE CEASEFIRE
>oil futures spike>gas prices immediately increase>oil futures crash>gas prices stay the same
>>62092414Too chaotic to tell, Iran allegedly shut the strait completely down because israel is bombing the fuck out of Hezbollah in lebanon
>>62092408Still amazed that its fucking Pakistan that managed to pull us back from the brink.
>>62092394
PLTR is the biggest fucking piece of shit and I regret ever buying calls on it.
>war continues>I win cause people will hate America more and more>war ends>I win cause my stocks go up
>>62092423Funny how shit works huh
>>62092407It was a high risk flip kind of. Bet a lot of people got blown away this morning speculating. If there was no "ceasefire" you would think of yourself as a genius right now.
>>62092423stop noticing things!
>>62092423>silver futures>now oil What’s the next futures bubble I can profit off of I missed the other two
>>62092428Pakistanis are a culture of fake bravado and needless chestpuffery. If they get down on their knees and cry and shit and beg for everyone to calm down then the world listens.
>>62092394https://www.timesofisrael.com/liveblog_entry/israeli-official-iran-agreed-to-reopen-hormuz-without-getting-any-of-its-demands-it-advance/>In a written statement to reporters, a senior Israeli official says that the US “coordinated in advance” with Israel on the two-week ceasefire with Iran.
Can someone make and/or post a green light therapy one with the finviz map today?
International Law won today… uhhh what the fuck bros?!?!!
>>62092437Don’t ask me. I only lose money speculating
>>62092408Israel already hitting Lebanon
>>62092444Not to say this is exactly the same, but after the ceasefire in WW2 people kept fightning for several days after. Guess it's shaky like that
HOLY SHIT CHECK TELEGRAM
>>62092451Problem is that both parties are reading different agreements.
Party crabbers in the house tonightEverybody just have a crab time
>>62092455>not saying everybody just crab a good time
>>62092451Cause in WW2 orders took days to arrive by mail. The strike packages Israel are sending aren't some random outpost who didn't get the news yetFun fact some japs kept fighting in the Pacific till the 70s lol
Ok but seriously though, does ANYONE here actually believe this ceasefire is not, in fact, fake and gay, and that the war will be wrapped up in two weeks?
>>62092461>went long oil 5 minutes ago>already down $100
Gonna just sit out this month I think. FDLXX and chill.
>>62092454>>62092451Also this.Iran absolutely wants Lebanon included in the ceasefire, all tolls from Hormuz (shared with Oman) and their nukesThe US thinks they'll get Iran to get rid of nukes, Israel doesn't give a fuck about Lebanon, and now Trump says he wants a cut of the toll too
hey, 200 iq anon hereso the last weeks were just pissing contestnobody wants big trouble, including Iranmost likely Iran will get shit money out of opening the straight, they will make the negotiations slow over the next few weeks I expect slight bearish short term into the BIGGEST GREEN day you've seen in a long around very late April/early May
>>62092459SNIB THAT
What the fuck happened?!?! I thought those who bless Israel shall be blessed and those who cursed Israel shall be cursed?!?!
>>62092461This literally happened last year. 2 week ceasefire, stretched into this year until this “war”. It’s exactly the same, even down to the 48 hours of “ceasefire” missles. So yes, it’s over, for now.
>managed tightly controlled crabThey think that people don’t realize, a sucker is born every minute.They thought so in 08 too.
>>62092466Oman wants nothing to do with Iran and their tolls. Trump can take their cut.
>>62092466Trump only said there would be no enrichment and that Iran's HEU would be removed. He didn't say Iran would dismantle its enrichment capability or downblend its HALEU. Iran can agree to those terms; they're less restrictive than the JCPOA which Iran previously agreed to.
>>62092444>>62092444Lebanon is not part of the ceasefire
What a mess
>>62092486Everyday, Obama seems to actually have been a cool president…
>>62092428They did the needful.
aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa this risk on swing is taking the piss out of my VZ
who cares about the 10 point plan? Trump already capitulated. He can just capitulate a little more lol
bought some oil to ensure it stays this low. you're welcome
why is every country just electing "fun" presidents instead of rational and calm ones?
>>62092464>>62092474I hope you guys are right, but something feels off about all this. I'm very surprised that Trump is looking at Iran's list of demands and going "Oh yeah that's fine let's negotiate." Certainly if he does cave, Iran will be happy. But it's fucking humiliating for the U.S. and I'm not so sure that negotiations won't fall through as Trump's team tries to damage control and get *something*, anything, to make this deal look less like a surrender. And then there's Israel, they seem pissed, and they just enjoy killing for killing's sake. It all seems very tenuous.
>>62092435You're right anon thanks for knocking some sense in me. I should stop trying to gamble and instead DCA into my stocks pics
>>62092460Yeah that's fair. Even though I think the Middle East is fucked beyond ever coming to true peace, minor strikes like this may be part of the best "peace" that can be reached lol. More like a cooldown (for now).
>>62092505The alternatives are generally leftist shits and actual retards
>>62092499> Trump already capitulated.He didn’t > He can just capitulate a little more lolhe won’t
>>62092505electing lunatics is bad, but the "rational and calm" presidents have been rationally and calmly fucking over the average members of their populations for decades and people are understandably sick of it, making them weak to appeals from grifters
>>62092493Obama deported more Mexicans than Bush and bombed the middle east and northern africa for 8 years. His chef died at Obamas house in the swimming pool while he was president. Only difference is kikes and liberals yapped about it less in media because black man from blue party doing it was progressive or whatever.
>>62092506Trump capitulates all the time. That's nothing. What you should be worried about is Israel saying fuck this ceasefire, then launching new attacks against Iran with US weapons
>>62092428That's just because you've fallen for American propaganda. Pakistan is basically what the US will look like if we let our religious zealots have too many seats at the table. Similar population size. Highly capable when motivated, but crippled by said zealots.
Isn't the thread way slower than usual today? I thought it was a joke but maybe there's a lotof bobos who ragequit or are busy looking for ways to kill themselves like i am?
he's right you know
Fucking shit broker isn't listing the new spx strike prices above 6800 today.
>>62092506The problem is he started this shit and without congress approval we can’t escalate.It an unpopular war on both sides and people are pissed we are being Israel lapdog.
Shills are back with their shit opinions
>>62092521this didnt work during 2008 btw desu
>>62092513yeah, that's a huge problem. People are rightly pissed off at the establishment, but they will eat out of the hands of greasy dickpill merchants just because they're attacking the regime.There's of people that won't believe shit the establishment tells them. But at the same time, they'll eat up obvious bullshit from someone just because that someone is critical of the regime.
>>62092519holding pattern
The quiet was them doing a shift change
>>62092515>What you should be worried about is Israel saying fuck this ceasefireThat is in fact one of my worries. But yeah, Trump's a fucking bitch. Every time I think he's finally gone off the deep end and is ready to fulfill a threat, he blinks. Not that I want him to follow through, he's insane. But he's making my country look weak in addition to crazy. And he's FUCKING with the MONEY
>>62092521thank you for your infinite wisdom mr. ramcockupmyass whose phrasing happens to sound an awful lot like no news nigger's
SOXL
>>62092531In the long run it did, people who bought in the great recession made it out like Bandits and so did Covid.
>>62092531>every dip is a global financial crisis
Been long-time farming rekt screens, today karma commands me to contribute my own.
>>62092513this is why accelerationism is the winning philosophy, although i'll agree that too often is it the case that things need to get worse before they can get better.
Line up, line downPut your claws up to the soundLine up, line downPut your claws up to the soundLine up, line downPut your claws upPut your claws upPut your claws upSnib thatEveryday I'm shufflin'
>>62092486Don't the IRGC demands in Farsi state that they needed to keep their enriched material?
Oils trying to make a break for it
>>62092550Sure it is, baggie
Apparently IRGC is telling ships that Hormuz is closed again due to Israeli strikes (reuters)
>>62092553I’m not in oil. I’m just a line watcher
>>62092555Pools closed due to jew aids.
USO GOING BACK UP
>>62092275strait status?
The cause of this war is South Korea. South Korea is famous for Samsung and K-pop. Because South Korea smuggled strategic materials into Iran, Iran was able to acquire weapons of mass destruction, including biological weapons. South Korean Firms Violate International Controls on Shipping Materials for WMDs to Iran and Syriahttps://japan-forward.com/south-korean-firms-violate-international-controls-on-shipping-materials-for-wmds-to-iran-and-syria/S. Korea should clearly explain fire-control radar incidenthttps://mainichi.jp/english/articles/20181228/p2a/00m/0na/017000c
>>62092555>>>/bant/24196421
>>62092505Social media.The AI era of leaders will be even worse.
>>62092549Iran can keep its HALEU and its centrifuges, which would be compatible with both statements
They say you can't outperform the marketthat it's better to just buy an ETFyou can actually outperform the market easily if you're not all the way retarded and stick to a system that isn't completely retarded.the reason people don't beat the market is because they're stupid and weak willed. if you've got the resolve to ride a 80% drawdown and not blink, and see it as a great opportunity, there's nothing the market could do to effect you.
Same shills same bots same spamPretty fucking boring
Jetzt wichsen?
>sndk is just going to go up for 2 weeks>sold yesterday to avoid the nuclear war dumpTrump you faggot
The only short I have open that’s still green is MCD. By 30%. Is it over for McNuggets?
>>62092562
>>62092571is this what 5 figure accounts with 6 months experience tell themselves
>>62092525>without congress approval we can’t escalateAs if Trump gives a fuck. The unpopularity, I'll give you. This was actually worse than the Epstein thing, politically speaking.
>>62092577>long term contracts during a shortage crisisrip profits
>>62092579they will keep causing diarrhea until they adopt beyond nuggies
>>62092464Haha I'm green now. Now I'll just set a teailing stop and enjoy the ride back up to $115+.
hey why have i lost money THIS HOUR?
>>62092276>too much 'free' money in the system>it's profitable to just push stock valuations up to 1000x P/E just because other algorithms will do it tooKekIt's kind of funny, thisis the end result of an inflationary system. In 1996 you'd have to actually be like "does this company even make any money" now it's like "Trump tweeted a pic of his shamrock shake and said ooga booga nigga surrender or ww3", clearly this means uranium companies hould be worth 10x what they currently are because green! BULLISH1!
>>62092567>Get to view into an alternate reality /smg/>55 posts of a turk-anon under a german flag, with a Taylor Swift tripcode, talking to himself
>>62092595thats pretty much every bant smg as far as i can tell
>>62092280>M.M.MORAL SUPERIORITY AGEN
Last chance to buy oil below $100
>>62092595oh you have a lot to learn. swiftie works for the BND and the other german is greek ((turkish) by way of turkey)
nah we're back where we were a month ago, eberything's fine
>>62092601
>>62092157we might have bought the bottom anonalthough I won't baghold this too long and I'll sell around 105$ - 110$ depending on how fast things escalate
I AM PONDERING THE LINE!!!!!!
Trump just confirmed no leash on Israel, they're letting them do whatever they wantNot expecting the ceasefire to last long given Israel is enormously pissed it happened to begin with
>BREAKING: The passage of oil tankers through the Strait of Hormuz has been stopped, per Iran's Fars News Agency.>Iran says it will withdraw from the ceasefire if Israel continues attacks on Lebanon and it is preparing potential responses.Nice "ceasefire" America, excellent planning
>>62092610I bought my calls at 2.5$ and even with all this bullshit it's come back to that price. I'll see about buying even more calls cause this is retarded
oil going back up, iran said the strait will be closed again, WAGMI
HONK HONKwelcome to clown world
>>62092618BUT YOU TOLD ME THERE WAS PEACEYOU TOLD ME THE LINE WOULD GO UPYOU TOLD ME YOU WOULD SELL.ME A BARREL FOR 70$ IN MAY WHERE IS IT
THE JEWS DID THIS
I'm not up as bigly as I was a few hours ago I want a do-over
>>62092623Honk
>>62092618Supposedly IRGC leadership are gonna habe talks in 3 hours over Israel still attacking Lebanon
Anyone here just buy all the time? I never have to worry, except you know when the economy is shit. But so far I haven’t really experienced layoffs cept one time in my career.
Kangaroo market
>>62092590intraday dips for further buying opportunities
>enter 0dte condor>fade acceleratesSorry lads I was hoping it would push it toward my calls.
>>62092603swiftie glows?
>>62092514Across his entire 8 year presidency obama dropped only a tiny fraction of the bombs and killed only a tiny fraction of the people that Trump has done in just 30 days
>>62092644It’s ok I sold a call spread so it’ll find a way to blow through my strikes
>>62092639>Also, Trump doesn't consider Hezbollah/Lebanon part of the dealHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAH
Looks like oil is back on the menu boys
>>62092645no, i was making a joke for my /bant/ friends. he has a bright glowing soul though and he's a real sweetheart.
>>62092628
>>62092641>Anyone here just buy all the time?and risk occasional temporary embarrassment? yeah no thanks
Israel is making this glorious Trump victory rally fade
>>62092655Israel is the reason the Dow is below 50k in the first place
>>62092655>israel fucking up ceasefires and generally shitting up the middle easta tale as old as time
>>62092659but they were also the reason it was over 50k in the first place.
>>62092641yeah I buy 200 oil calls all the time
Oh no the market isn’t believing the fake peace deal quick post another truth
>>62092664Relationship status: it’s complicated
>>POOL'S CLOSED AGAINPOOL'S CLOSED>>POOL'S CLOSED AGAINPOOL'S CLOSEDOIL TO THE FUCKING MOON BEARFAGS BTFO
Holy shit my soxl putsYessssssssssss
The greatest peace ever achieved had to be short. Nothing this great can go on forever and it really was very VERY great.
Man I’m so glad I didn’t manage my risk at all and left all my bear positions open
I just bought 5k 10x long oil. Thank me later for cheap gas at the pump.
>>62092647The Syrian civil war started by Obama funding terrorists to attempt to overthrow the government has killed over a million people xir.Also if you want to ponder some real shit... really jogs the noggin that ISIS popped up out of now where during the Obama presidency and then magically vanished when glowie money for it dried up
imagine spending hundreds of hours pontificating over a small dip in global equities markets that was extremely forecast. Then hoping the oil trade would make up for it. >pajeets trying to pump oil >this is the "dip of the century"...>bought the top in silverthis really is a low-iq, third world board.
>>62092674I read this in Trump's voice
I already called it when the ceasefire was announced:>trump "agrees" to ceasefire>actually both sides agree to different points>iran "violates" one of the US points>look at us, we agreed to peace and they're still attacking us! this is now a defensive war and iran deserves to be destroyed
Welp time to sell everything again.
>>62092689You are a bitch. A pathetic anti-American bitch
it's finethese are teething issuesor has everyone forgotten last time:https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NTYuTGsLuFA
>>62092679How's that faggot dentists life in your commiblock shithole heard he was playing vide games all day, do you two faggots ever meetup
>>62092694How is being critcal of the sustainability of a ceasefire "anti american" ?
I sold the top this morning
>industrials are spiking>check the sector>its a bunch of airlines Airlines are industrial?
>pump 5% on fake news>dump 2% on realityEvery time
>>62092703These "people" are as "american" as influencers are "dubaiyan". They don't love the country and don't want to see it grow, they just want to know they're part of [right thing] and that others agree with them. Any deviation from their fantasy is dismissed as false or anti-american
>>62092694Do they ever give you anything new to spam
>>62092595after being on /bant/ during the peak I'll tell you one thing and I'm not ashamed to say it, my estimation of Germans as a people has fucking plummeted
Well, well, wellTrump liedWho could POSSIBLY have guessed
>>62092712You are mentally ill lol Go back to /pol/
>>62092703This war really broke my faith in the average person. I really thought we had overcome the boomer mentality of "this war in the middle east is justified!" but even fucking /pol/ of all places was just full propaganda>What's the plan for this war? This feels foolish>"Shut up tranny! Trust the plan!"It's like its GME all over again
>>62092531shit only ever gets bad if it's something unforeseen that no one really knows how to deal with, anon.the moment we went through it once, precautions will be installed to make sure that the next time, it won't hit as badly.you'd need a completely new disaster that hasn't happened before to get another 2008, not rerun #5
>>62092719people forgot every Tuesday is taco tuesday and every Friday is Armageddon.
Imagine having a white swan mega pump day during a clear downturn, and instead of selling, you buy even more. Bulls make money, bears make money, dumb fuck pigs get slaughtered
>>62092722It's all paid shills and bots.
>>62092694I don't even know if this is ironic or not. Baffling that some people are still sucking trump's dick after all that he's done
>>62092513This
Israel has effectively vetoed our ceasefire folks lmao
>>62092730if it's not actual paid shills it is genuine profound retardation
I boughted the slight dip this morning (but am not looking anymore)
We're gonna finish flat lmao
>>62092735Isn't there someone the pakis forgot to ask?!?
>>62092680when you only have a couple hundred to thousand bucks at most available to you, then you really need to huff that copium hard and bet on some 500% increase within a year to get anywherean 8-10% index fond isn't going to cut it.
>>62092736What do you think has been running America since the cold war? Something loke 66% of them can't understand first order conditionnals, their only solution to "bad guy" anywhere is to send bombs
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
>>62092679>magically vanishedMagically vanished after bitter and long fight against IRANs proxies and kurds. Sunni arabs were always the minority on the area, despite what USA and their gulf allies want you to believe.
God saved Trump in Butler, PA.That’s all I need to know to give him my unquestionable, unrelenting, and undying loyalty.
>>62092722again babe, what would you have us do?and regarding your israel comment, look at a map babe. where are ships gonna dock in the eastern med? supposing there was a need for troops in the middle east, where are they gonna land?babe your hate is blinding you to reality, making you cling to foreign propaganda. i told you maga was a psyop and a cult, you got mad at me. i told you we'd win this, you got mad at me. i've been right all along babe and i'm trying to help you not gainsay you. if you weren't filled with hate things could be a lot different for you.
>>62092705>air baltic bonds still at 70% yieldrip those niggas
>>62092736It's paid shills on discord, nothing about this site is organic
>they're continuing
>>62092758huh? So if I buy their bonds and they don't go under, I get a 70% return??? That can't be right
>>62092755Fag
>>62092755you have to ask yourself why he saved him, thoughmight it be to continue to punish the rest of us for our sins?
>>62092722you're just falling for the trap of anonymity, anon.if you could see what they look like while they say it, you wouldn't waste a single thought on whatever they said, since it can obviously be discarded.but since they are anonymous, you can easily mislead yourself into thinking you are talking to someone who is to be taken seriously
>>62092742This whole thing is gonna unravel in the next 24 hours
>>62092741Party crab is in the house tonight.Everybody just crab a good time.
>>62092653Lel, extremely related gif
AMC to 20 bucks?
>>62092763>and they don't go undera lot of people who spent way more time on researching their numbers came to the conclusion that this is a very unlikely scenario.I wouldn't want to bet on it
>>62092772Figured so, so they're doing a publicly announced pump and dump lmao
I am detective Bobo from the investigative department of GAP police. There were some serious gaps left behind today. I would like to question some of (You) since you are key witness to this crime that shall not remain unfilled. If you initiated any trades in the direction opposite of the gap, you will be viewed as an accomplice.
>>62092755Weak bait
Hormussy status?
did Iran agree to a ceasefire knowing that Trump would back off for a victory lap and Net&Yahoo would immediately break it in lebanon?
>>62092755YHWH saved Trump*God only works for the chosen people
>>62092725>new disaster that never happened beforeThis is the first time iirc that so many refineries are straight up destroyed, and across so many countries
>>62092722tell me what you dreamed about darling. i'm sorry i jumped down your throat like that.
>>62092778>baitShoo shoo trannie
>>62092775no, those are just old bonds which are being traded at like half of their nominal value.they were at 16.5% or something when they were issued, but you can buy them for pennies on the dollar now so the yield is much higher.but they were already struggling due to low margins before kerosene costs exploded, and they also had to decommission one of their planes recently.
>>62092781They didn't "agree" to it, they said that IF the U.S. and Israel stop attacking and agree to their terms, they'd agree to the ceasefire. As you can see, it was a very big "if"
>pool opensOHHHHMYGOOOODDDDDD IM GONNA COOOOM OMG OMG SLURP SLURP SLURP SLURP SLURP SLURP>pool closesuhhhh.. short here? yeah i dont know, maybe SLURP SLLURP SLURP SLUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUURP
>>62092781it does give them a pretty good opportunity to point the finger at the zionists for being the agressor, doesn't it?
I swear to god if isee ONE MORE V shaped recovery I will go FUCKING SCHIZO
>>62092783maybe, but in the end, it's just another oil shortage and we had those before.the last time we had a real oil crisis, we created the SPR afterwards, which is why the pain from this one wasn't anywhere as bad as in the past
>you'd really agree to sell me all your mako at those prices?>i'll tell hojo we have a deal then bobo
>>62092797
>>62092766You can tell who's indigenous or not easily, bears are always lurking even during weekends while the bots coincidentally show up when a headline needs to be pushed
>>62092796I mean, would you bet against Israel being huge bloodthirsty cunts? I wouldn't.
>>62092797there's too much money in circulation and nothing else to do with it.even when people sell, they only do so to buy back in at a discount, not because they are planning to invest it elsewhere.
>>62092797I don't see a V happening until very late today or after close hours.
>transfer BTC from one wallet to another >20 minutes later still pending fucking slow as shit shitcoin
And just like nothing ever happened.
>>62092722i love you babe. i want to help you and take care of you. i can't fix everything at once but think today about wanting what's good for you instead of what's bad for your enemies. find real joy in something good rather than someone else's misfortune and learn the difference.
>>62092275>>62092275>>62092275This ceasefire ain’t even going to last 24 hours
Goodbye Tesla
>>62092704Same desu. Ez clap.Bought 2dte puts at open too.
>>62092828kek dude doesn't even know what's going on.
>>62092828jannies please ban this guy for spreading fake news, cnn told me there was a ceasefire
does anybody really care about lebanon anyway?
You have exactly 2h to buy oil futures before they skyrocket again.
>>62092844I appreciate the upn
>>62092837My only regret was yoloing oil and puts, cause I don't have any free capital for these fake pumps lol
I cant handle the reversal news, just gonna sit in cash. I got my huge pump since yesterday buying pm market.
>>62092845More like 3, IRGC is supposedly having a meeting about this at 10pm Tehran time (2pm est)
The cease fire is literally falling apart on day one and hormussy is still closed, time to slurp oil?
>>62092844Israel does.
>stops bombing Iran>immediately bombs Lebanon and kills a hundred civiliansWhat the fuck is wrong with Israelis? These people are rabid dogs.
>>62092845Fat chance in hell that Israel will retreat from Lebanon at this stage.
>>62092857no, short oil. nothing has changed from february to now, this is the new normal. We don't need 25% of the world' oil, demand destruction is priced in
>>62092814NIGGER
>>62092844You make a good target during proxy warfare
>>62092809no, but would the normies know this?
>>62092755>unironic mandate of heaven postingCCCP glowies out in force
>>62092859Uhhh. I think your forgetting that TWELVE HUNDRED Israelis were raped, burned alive, babies thrown in wood chippers and fields salted on the horrible day of October 7th ;-;
>>62092868deep
>>62092786It's spelled trann-*Y* you ESL israeli bot. Trann-*Y*.
>>62092874Sorry wrong image. You're not supposed to see that.
>>62092875You’re delusional
>>62092874WTI isn't going up yet so it must be a cease fire and the straight must be still open at the moment.
>>62092868idgi
>>62092876lmao I deleted the entire post by accident. Supposed to be file only. I'm going to take a few hour break from 4chan
>>62092874Of course there is comrade.The not war has been won thanks to a historic agreement with the leaders we killed weeks ago, who have said they will stop firing the missiles which have long been obliterated that have been closing the very much open strait of Hormuz which was never closed.You have nothing to fear. Return to your trading application and resume buying.
>>62092876It's okay we forgive you
>>62092487Pool's clossed again bud
>>62092868>Killed him and jailed his parentsFucking brutal
For anyone curious I just relayed the news that Iran just attacked Saudi Arabia's oil pipeline, despite the ceasefire.Ok I'm going to run a few miles now. Bye.
>>62092884What war comrade? What refineries? This is merely cosmetic damage that shall be repaired in record time by our unmatchable industrial output (made in china). Oil will flow, no, is flowing right now. Gas has never been lowwr
Such a transparently shilled general, trump cocksuckers and Hezbollah shills, who would try such a thing, but the faggot kremlin, even when there's two million russians living in israel
>>62092874Thanks you for your service janny. He was being hysterical. The war is won. The strait is open. The oil is flowing. It always has been. In fact many have said that the war was won before it even started, or they would be saying that, if it was a war, which it isn’t.
guys it looks like the 10-points Iran agreed to are different than the 10 points Trump agreed to xDbasically Pakistan gave different versions of the agreement to both parties just to get them to acceptthey got scammed by the pakis unironically
>wait for this clown market to move irrationally >bet on a reversal>profit>get out quickIt's as simple as that anons.
>>62092863what happened did the strait close and open up again
>>62092909>scammers mamaged to scam the largest short in oil historyI hate em but credit where it's due they're sneaky rats. This will be the scammer century
>war is ovaFeels good mang.
>>62092905instead of crying dozens of times a day why not just trade markets lol its so easy
>>62092909international politics via social media is so epic bros
>>62092909may as well be the truth lmao
>>62092909Unironically hilarious if true.
>>62092908The Iranians are already giving us a deadline for accepting their surrender comradez they are desperate to give up!
>>62092938im desperate to buy more puts
soxs trannys status?
>>62092938Honestly it wouldn't be a bad plan if the US said 'eh fuck it we're out, the entire point was to stop you from getting nukes'.Then it just makes it look like Israel and Iran are fighting, so the Israelies can point and cry at Iran saying 'Holocaust' and suddenly the entirety of Europe will launch a ground invasion of Iran.
fucking hell look at the DAX, european index are gonna mog US index returns this year?
kek at bobo looking for third world x/telegram fud posts to cope with his bad decisions
>>62092943Lol. No.
>>62092948buy calls right now
>>62092942Yes hereI'm not a tranny but maybe I should become one for real because clearly trading isn't my thing
>>62092948>a bunch of lies while nothing has changed can keep the market up foreveri refuse to believe it, massive crash coming soon when the oil reality hits
>>62092943Congress is vehemently against Iran keeping any nuclear material, so no
>>62092929Shills mad about being called out
>>62092959if youre a hot tranny you can make decent money sucking dicks and getting your butthole cummed in
>>62092951Lmao
>>62092963no i mean its actually easy, i made a bunch of money on this mornings action
please bake, I want my shitposts to be seen by as many people as possible
you must make your best post here and now
>>62092974no can do. This is the worst /smg/ ever
>>62092977its only gonna get worse as everyone starts groaning about how the market wont go down for the next several daysthen they all somehow miss the downmove anyway despite still being supremely bearishand then i buy the dip into them and win kek oil baggies
>>62092722babe if i had listened to you, just ignored the stuff that bothered me, you'd be happier and i think we'd be together. but that's not what you need from me and not what i'm best at. let me help you darling.
>>62092938The People (of Nantucket, Sagaponack) require that the ceasefire be historic and glorious comrade. For what purpose does “reality” exist, if not to serve The People?
>>62092971Translation, you switched to a bunch of vpn proxies before market open to openly dick suck trump for his lies pumping the market and you've spent the last half and hour doing the same pretending Hezbollah is some kind of victim and now you're pretending you're just here to talk stocks, fucking pathetic shill
>>62092960was it you who blew up yesterday and started revenge trading? How's it hangin', bud?
>>62092987translation: WAHHH wWABHH wHAHHH babY CRying NOises lmao
Real talkEven if oil sits at 90 and the baggies that bought close to 120 get destroyed That's still like 30% higher than where it was in February, do we really just brush that off like nothing?
>he's refusing to release the pointsit's really THAT bad?
I have something to say but not in this thread
>>62092993guess you forgot about tariffs, fake jobs numbers, a gdp that is negative if you dont count datacenters, an effectively stalled economy, the end of the fate rate hike cycle and beginning of rate cutting cycle, and every, the sahm rule being triggered, every possible thing to indicate a recession is happening, the market went to new ath on the back of thatyou think a little oil matters when america has plenty? KEK LMAO BAGGIE
>>62093000Sucking smooth twink peen is honestly incredible tbqh
>>62092998Humilliating
>>62092993Nah it will come back in 6-9 months and bite us in the ass. I am not too bullish for the rest of the year. We’ll probably pump up to 690 (SPY) after parts or all of the gap today has been filled but having a hard time seeing spy go $750+ this year. Oil will probably linger around 80-100 depending on development in gulf.
guys, I know it doesn't seem like a ceasefire for us right now, but it's just a cultural difference.For sandniggers this is very peaceful actually :)
>>62092998>a ceasefire? at this time, this place, with agreement from all parties and the reopening of Hormuz?>Yes!
market status: 2.5% higherpool status: still closedcopium status: why is there not an official copium technical indicator to show is when markets are at max copium
>>62092992Not only an asspained shill, a biter
>>62093019Copium is unbounded, there is no max
>>62093020my ass feels good took a big fat shit all over you lmao
George Orwell: "The quickest way of ending a war is to lose it."
its not technically losing if you win doe
baking
>>62093026Your mouth is filled with trump's shit and your ass only feels good because the broom handle hasn't been put back yet
>>62093028Even with how devastating it would be for american izzat, this ceasefire deal is the best they'll get. No chance they take it though
>>62092428>He doesn't know about the Paki PM tweet that was handed over by the US so it's Pakistan that post this ceasefire shit>With actual X edit history visibleOh no no no, what were you doing last night. These guys didn't do anything.
>>62093019You are not smarter than all market participants combined. There is an appetite to end hostilities and terms will be reached that are not humiliating to all involved. Now is unironically the time to buy because the real one will beheem you like nothing that has ever been witnessed before.
>>62092998Trump would easily ban all media and run his one and only TruthNews if he could.
>>62093050A million retards pooling their knowledge are still collectively retarded. Anyone with any understanding of the political realities knows that the two sides in this conflict won't make a deal.
>>62093064>>62093064
>>62093050im not smarter but i do beat the market consistently. we dont buy trump pumps anymore. theyve all been faded. i faded it this morning and got paid and im fading it again now and i may or may not get paid but since i got paid already today its fine
Well ceasefire overTrade accordingly
>>62093070easiest short of our lives. everyone that quit after last night are literally the 99% of traders quit before making it big guyload the fucking boat on puts. vix is much lower so you can go out a bit in time
>>62093070Trade? In this economy? Just buy calls. Kek.
>>62093050>you are smarter than all market participantsYeah how did you guess retard?
>>62092980What is the Rattigan in Lebanon?
