2 more weeks man edition>Educational sites:https://www.investopedia.comhttps://www.khanacademy.org/economics-finance-domain>Financial TV Streams:https://www.newslive.com/american/cnbc.htmlhttps://www.livestreamy.net/bloomberg/>Charts:https://www.tradingview.comhttps://www.finscreener.comhttps://www.portfoliovisualizer.com>Screeners: so you feel like in the movieshttps://finviz.com/https://etfdb.com/>Gambling:https://www.optionsplaybook.com/options-introduction/https://www.optionsprofitcalculator.comhttps://optionstrat.com/https://www.optionistics.com/quotes/option-prices>Pre-Market and Live data:https://www.investing.com/indices/indices-futureshttps://finance.yahoo.com/>Calendarshttps://www.marketwatch.com/economy-politics/calendarhttps://www.earningswhispers.com/calendarhttps://www.cmegroup.com/trading/interest-rates/countdown-to-fomc.htmlhttps://www.mortgagenewsdaily.com/data/building-permits>Boomer Investing 101: so zoomers with meme stocks can outperform youhttps://www.bogleheads.org/wiki/Getting_startedhttps://www.sec.gov/search-filings>Misc smg:https://www.financialjuice.com/homehttps://finance.yahoo.com/trending-tickershttps://market24hclock.com/https://www.dividendchannel.com/drip-returns-calculatorhttps://brokerchooser.com/https://www.chathamfinancial.com/technology/us-market-rates>NEW THREAD: Copy-paste the following when making a new thread:https://pastebin.com/GfB48W5GPrevious: >>62092275
holy META
WTI is not going up, the ceasefire is holding.
> nows
>>62093064Ceasefire over. Trade accordingly Iranian supreme leader fixing
Fuck this shit I will keep holding my underwater oil
ceasefire is fucked bros
>panicans still running hog-wild in these threadsWhen will yov learn? America ALVVAYS VVINS BABY! MVMVS ON PATROL!
Iran supreme leader fixing to make a televised address
PQTRIQTS ARE IN CQNTRQL....
Today I sold AMZN +10% and CCL +15% and bought SLV, DIS, MCD and HPQJust buy whatever is cheap vro its pretty simple shit.
>The Lebanese Civil Defense: 254 martyrs and more than 1,129 wounded as a result of the Israeli enemy raids today so far
Last update for now I know this isn't a happening thread but Iran just hit qatar..again
kek the market has decided the war's over no matter what's happening on the ground. Oil futures literally don't care that the strait is still closed, Iran attacked Saudi Arabia's bypass pipeline and the UAE attacked Iranian refineries. Total clown show.
>>62093086THE LA LI LU LE LO?!
>VIAV
>>62093093markets and real life are often disjointedit always takes time for markets to come back to reality. irrational longer than you can stay solvent etcthat said just fucking buy puts its gonna work. its easy as hell
>>62093093>Saudi oil pipeline damage said to be limited after drone strike.there is no war in ba sing se
>>62093093No it didn't. It's just shorts covering. Huge reversal is coming
Bullbros and Bobros can we put our differences aside for one second to laugh at gme baggies
how did trump condition the market to respond positively to his bullshit tweets and then proceed to disregard the negative serious news?
>>62093093Of course, the market is always retarded.They need Trump to make a melty first.
>>62093078there is no way the market has this secret telegram information. trade accordingly.
>>62093078>>62093076israle is the big problem.this problem request a solution.a final solution
>>62093103How terrible they are down 0.78%
>>62093103Why are people investing in GameStop still. I have some old circuit city stock in my garage I used as wallpaper back in 2010. I lost so much money I figured fuck it, I made etrade physically print them and send me all 1000 Any bidders?
>>62093102this is why there was no volume in markets the three days before this. none of the big boys got caught in this. i think the treasury was trying to force a short squeeze and big money saw it from miles awayretail came in and bought a lot of meta today though. nobody likes microslop still because jeet ceos are a no-buy in the rich white world
>>62093092Who gives a shit about Qatar?>>62093094Yes>>62093093War ending is bullish. Killing brown people is bullish. The market has war fatigue>>62093103AHAHAHA TURD-WORLD GME BAGGIES
>>62093116Bulls make money, bears make money, gme baggies get slaughtered
>>62093108last nights fake ceasefire was probably Trump working the markets againlike with the tariffs, every bit of fake news or TACO delivered more than the initial dipsCeasefire on > off > on will probably add more than if they just held it the first time
>>62093104the treasury and the fed just pump the market with fake money and are able to then return that money to the ether while still making a profit selling into short covering later
My stocks are pumping incredibly hard right now. Was down a shit ton from the war in Iran and now I'm in the positives within 1 day.
>>62093122how
>>62093094la li lu le lo.... la li lu le lo...
>>62093128thats what bear market rallies do
>>62093128>BullGODS
>bought the top in silver>bought the top in Bitcoin >missed buying in 2022>missed buying on liberation day>missed buying the iran war diplow IQ board. must suck to actually believe the garbage al-jizzeera puts out. whereas people who just kept buying American stocks are sitting pretty.
>>62093119microsoft won't exist one day, eventually their crimes will come to the open. windows was always a psyop, mac too.
Come on oil, make some fucking gains!
>SPY chart when denominated in EURgoddamnit. The dollar is the biggest gains goblin lately, I would have been up €100K more if it stayed at the same level as 2 years ago
>>62093093k so there's two misunderstandings involved with your post here: 1. idea that war is bearish and 2. that the market needs some solid confirmation of situation change before it can move any particular way on that news. War is not bearish. Uncertainty is bearish. The goings on in the middle east are starting to stabilize in to a pattern of negotiations and jockeying for advantage with additional small attacks and back and forth. To the market that is an easing of the prior uncertainty. This isn't an all out war now, it's more of a standard middle east forever conflict type of thing, which is bullish if anything.
>>62093139It will keep existing as long as it's useful for the NSA and CIA.
if the orange retard bungles this it will be a bloodbath
>>62093124Of course> Investors placed an approximately $950 million bet on oil prices falling just hours before the U.S. and Iran announced a ceasefire, the latest large wager on the direction of the world's most traded commodity>The bet follows similar moves on March 23, when investors sold $500 million in oil futures just 15 minutes before an announcement by Trump that he would delay attacks on Iran's energy infrastructure, which stunned markets and then triggered a 15% drop in the crude price.https://www.reuters.com/business/energy/traders-place-large-950-million-bet-oil-price-falling-hours-ahead-ceasefire-2026-04-08/
>>62093148I really, really love this image of Chovy and Anzu, and you said that quite eloquently
Hey, oil is at prices unseen since... last week!
>they are still le attacking!No one tell the bears that from the start of October 1918 when armistice talks started between Germany and the Entente to the middle of November when the war de facto ended 500k casualties had occurred.
im watching the VIX and its not moving at all, doesnt give af about whats happening so its probably a nothingburger, just the last fizzling out after a firework
>>62093145MY BUSSY THIRSTS FOR OIL
>>62093155Oh hey insiders near trump. Of course
>oil only down 16%oil bulls won
How we looking?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AgFeZr5ptV8
I'm down a lot of money today, weird
>>62093161Yeah it still has turdy more dollars to drop
>>62093170i'm up a frankly disgusting quantity of money today
>>62093148Oil at $150 and gigantic petrochemical shortages are bearish for everything. Human civilization runs on fossil fuels.
I cant ddxide if I want more AMC or SPY calls
>>62093155>moves that were so telegraphed even the average redditor was calling them it's not manipulation, literally all you had to do was observe the cadence of announcements and roughly follow the markets to nail these. sorry you didn't, but many of us did.
every ]time I bet on shtf everything ends up being fine and I losethe reason why billionaires, and mega millionaires are so rich isn't because they're especially skilled or intelligent. it's because they have pathological optimism. and if you're a rich kid, and just spend your life betting on your life getting even better the whole system is structured to leverage your optimism. I'm not the first person to say this. I remember Shkreli saying something similar.I'm going to start playing the markets with an optimistic mindset. Starting today, I'm going to bet on AI becoming a huge industry that dwarfs every other industry, and I'm going to bet on AI robotics being the biggest manufacturing industry in the world. I'm going to bet on all kinds of technological breakthrough due to AI I'm going to put all my money into this shit.
Hey, don't you like social media politics?
>>62093172Beings are the owners of their actions, the heirs of their actions; they spring from their actions, are bound to their actions, and are supported by their actions. Whatever deeds they do, good or bad, of those they shall be heirs
>vvix still above 110this isnt over, buy puts a week out and you will get paid. options are too cheap not to take a shot
>>62093183
>>62093183nigga what are you doing lmao those are gonna get heemed on 1 red candle
>>62093162Talks =/= agreementThe WW1 armistice went into effect on Nov 11, 1918The Iran war ceasefire is supposed to be agreed upon and in effect since 17 hours ago, according to Pakistan's statement
What happened to Swiftie? Her rare Audries were so cute!
>trading commodities
What oil plays we looking at this for bull trap? XOM CSPs looking juicy
>>62093186>Starting today, I'm going to bet on AI becoming a huge industry that dwarfs every other industry, and I'm going to bet on AI robotics being the biggest manufacturing industry in the worldStarting tomorrow, every billionaire is going to pull out of the AI market and the bubble will burst.Sorry anon, the stock market hates you specifically.
>>62093185You can post on behalf of your masters as much as you like Claude, unfortunately confidence is being destroyed in markets and has been since April, which will only be resolved by a long depression, where stocks are priced at or under book value.The good will is rapidly evaporating at an accelerating pace.Nothing in this world is free.
>>62093203I'm just lurking babe don't worry
>>62093190Yeah, that's crazy lmao
>>62093148It seems like nothing material changed about the oil situation.
We all know it's all fake, but how long will it last?Until tomorrow, or until Friday?
>>62093185>you just had to read the tea leavesuh huh>many nailed itSince oil futures went down massively *after* the agreement was announced, this was evidently not the case
>>62093203don't ever post millie BOGGY brown in this thread ever again
>>62093179>>62093198My point is that Germany reached out in October. We are in that phase of these talks imo.
>>62093195What red candle?S&P might go to 7000 tomorrow lol
>>62093198>according to Pakistan's statementanon are you listening to yourself do you not find anything strange about what you just wrote???
mmmmmmmm i'm just not gonna sell my spy calls yet i need a 10 not a mesly 5x
Iran just literally closed the strait again.
>>62093213We're worried about your mental health, sexual well being, and 3rd world upbringing
>>62093203god I miss thrusting my face into my ex's pussy and getting a good sniff. She was shy about it so I had to be fast about it
>>62093227Lies, WTI keeps moving down. WTI would never lie about the straight being closed.
>>62093219No, we are in the phase of a temporary ceasefire having been agreed, announced and gone into effect.
>>62093227Market won't react until Trump spergs out about it on truthsocial. I hate that it has to be that way but that's the world we are living in.
>>62093213Oh thank goodness, I was worried. Lot of anons getting wiped out and leaving lately.
>>62093087What is CHEAP?Everything is expensive $100+ shit
>>62093186Power of positivity! also what the fuck the firefox spellcheck didn't have positivity in its library the absolute state of jeet coding
>>62093222Pakistan is the mediator
>>62093227>>62093235>>62093231>>>/bant/24196421
>>62093216within the next 10 trading days the market will move lower if its going to at allthe daily range today has been pretty good to trade, eventually volatility will get bid again, probably towards eod
I suspect we've reached the top, time to long oil and short tech.
>>62093221yikes, well good luck with your little 400 dollar position or whatever, id just take the profit now but you are posting giant robinhood phone screenshots so you are already beyond saving. you probably never close your trades profitably and just wait for them to break even or go red to quit
>>62093064How the fuck is oil still so low? Are there truly that many brainlets in those markets? The "cease fire" will not hold. I honestly can not believe what I'm seeing price wise. Nothing makes sense anymore.Also why the fuck are PM's now tied to the Dow, SP500 etc.? Gold has lost what made is special.Nothing makes sense anymore.
Bear thesis holding
>>62093247theres a lot of oil in the world, especially in americamiddle east oil doesnt matterjapan secured their next year of oil from the usa, other countries will soon follow
eww just realized the stupid amc nigger also has spy calls and for that reason I'm out
>>62093236Literally nothing would be lost if we lost all the germans in /smg/
>>62093253and in the world generally
>>62093178I love these little ones so much too. Thank you anon
>>62093253but what about their kebabs?
This is all bullshit. I just sold a bunch of calls.
>>62093251you mean orange man genius play achieved? Or he stumbled into a long term victory?
$64 Puts on SOXL hereLfgggg
Bibi faggot speaks at 15 after
>>6209325Stupid logicThere's a lot of gold on asteroids too so why is it $5500 an ounce?
>>62093262pretty much, usa gets to sell oil at high prices now
TG tells me US airstrikes against Tehran have resumed
>>62093267when will you be visiting and asteroid to mine some gold?
>>62093253they are my friends and even though i don't like the greek ((turk) by way of turkey) very much (frenemy), he's one of the best posters.
>>62093216Passover ends tomorrow
>>62093253Hate germs. Simple as.
>>62093277and jewrms
>>62093247They're scaring retards into closing their calls so they don't get short squeezed
>>62093269Also airstrikes on Isfahan, Bandar Abbas and Karaj
>>62093247kek red as fuck baggot
i have like 190 bucks left in my account after losing 90% of the value of my puts from yesterdaytell me what to use them for please i don't trust myself
>>62093271When will you be digging 12 miles under rocks to get the oil?
>>62093283Those were just humanitarian aid like the packages Israel is dropping in Lebanon. Please stop lying, the war is over
>>62093285Long MUU on Friday morning, sell when MU hits 620
>>62093268if that's the case still gotta deal with Iran sooner for that Strait control, can't let Asia get their oils from ME without USA getting a piece
>>62093262I’d say desu tech down 3% but oil up 65 was a big win desu tbhtbhqh. Overall what Trump did was okay, it was like Artemis 2, kinda cool, kinda okay a waste of money but might inspire some kids and showed what we can do.
>>62093285soxl calls
Iran just confirmed attacks on Tehran by the US. It is over. So over. They say they wanted to give it a chance (the talks), but now the US/Israel have shown their true face. Cease fire is over, no more talks, the Strait will remain closed. The war will continue as before and a "new" stage of attacks is being prepared.It has never been this over. This didn't even last 24 hours.
How should I short the market rn
>>62093296Enter SOXS right now for a cheeky 3% scalp
>>62093093Market hopium gives way to logistical reality and gravity timings are hard though
Just sold 10 SOXL 72 4/10 calls naked
>>62093285sell 0dte atm call spreads, double it up. do it again tomorrow
>>62093295Israel trying to detail peace
Let's fucking go I need my underwater oil to go up
>>62093185I just tuned it all out abd trimmed profits here and there. I'm still up for the year. Gonna deleverage next big rally before May
>>62093293>Buying near the all time high after a 20% dead cat bounceSolid advice. Buy as much out of the money calls as possible. Strike range $90 dte friday
>>62093307>underwater oil to go upJust wait a bit, it floats
why is no one here trading CFD's? You can do all sorts of degenerate shit with leverage and you won't lose more than you have in your account because they will automatically liquidate you
>>62093314i'm way too lazy to learn anything new
>>62093314Spotted the eurocuck
>>62093307ew. cringe
>>62093285>have to 10x just to break evenNext time dont do a stupid
never bet against allah
>>62093262All the /pol/tards that followed this chink lost all their money LMFAO
>>62093314because like 80% of cfd traders get btfo on every single trade. you can make stable money in markets right now because its a traders market anyway
>>62093309This but unironically. SOXL will be 100 on news war has resumed.
>>62093326Kek
>>62093314My forex/cfd account is $0. I had 100x leverage but just kept making impatient losing trades and whittled it down, $2 here, $5 there, $40 chasing a loss etc.I like metatrader, but i dont day trade so i'd likely do fx or metals on daily/weekly with either 100x or 500x (responsible) trades.But im learning quant rn
>>62093326that actually makes a lot of sense if you think about it
>>62093332you are a fucking loser and you will never make money like that lol
STRAITS CLOSEDDUE TO AIDS
bibi is talking about how he's not happy with the ceasefire deal >Israel's Prime Minister Netanyahu: The ceasefire is not the end, we have more goals to achieve by agreement or renewing the fighting.ruh roh
>>62093322always do the opposite of /pol/
Fakest relief rally I have ever seen in my lifeIsrael isn't even PRETENDING that they're going to stop bombing
>>62093340No it doesn't.Nobody is gonna give a shtick about AI crap when economies are taking 4 day weekeends because there is nor enough oil like the 1970s and inflation rips
>>62093221i hope you sold them buddy, i told you
>>62093136>implying I missed any of those >forgetting about 2020 oil contango suck my cock bitch nigger
>>62093348looking as the bad guy when you are fighting against one of the worst regimes ever takes some effort indeed
>>62093354AIGODS are already winning doe we can run simulations like crack
>>62093354low iq post
>>62093348kek, at the same time right now that white house bitch is talking about the success of the war. Damage control while bibi is shitting on the ceasefire
>>62093314just trade futuresYM weekly->daily->4hgood luck
>Meta reveals its own new AI model "Muse Spark" >The company is desperate to regain momentum in the fiercely competitive AI market following the disappointing debut of its previous flagship Llama 4 family of AI models.>Meta is also experimenting with a new AI model revenue stream by eventually offering third-party developers access to Muse Spark’s underlying technology via an APISo let me get this straight. No AI model is making money. And Meta is now desperately spending billions to try and catch up in this race to not make money? What?
>>62093362How does one smoke a simulation?
>>62093361It's mostly my fault for paying zero attention until now, but I've been shocked how bloodthirsty Israel is throughout this whole thing
>>62093366i like sleeping at night
>leavitt - the iranians originally put forward a 10 point plan that was completely unserious and was thrown away by trump. near the deadline, iran put forward a new 10 point plan that is closer to the US 15 point plan. the president would never accept an iranian wishlist
>>62093373Lol so that 10 point plan that has Iran making 40 billion a year from taxes on the strait was just FUD, who would've guessed
I hope today makes it clear to those of you who were thinking of buying back in.If you want to put your 401k into spy or something, fine.But understand you are entirely at the mercy of what institutions want the market to do that day.People have often criticized markets as irrational, but markets and the US governments dependence on their tax revenue to fund their spiraling deficit have made market arational.There simply is 0 correlation between market and reality. The government allows collusion and scamming, so long as a downturn is avoided, because if it doesn’t work that way the us defaults and the country is over.The vast majority of the debt is funded by this scam and capital gains tax, not by individual payers.You have been warned. Your thesis means nothing because there is no link to reality left.
i just sold a bunch more naked SOXL calls at 68 in solidarity with that guy that's losing his house if Iran doesn't drop a nuke by friday
>>62093371yes me too thats why i only day trade
this is a great opportunity to stack cheap puts. you know kikes are incapable of honoring a deal and will immediately break the cease fire
>>62093367look they gotta try something their stock was going down the toileti mean all the mags are gonna get real desperate and have the financial news media push the narrative harder that you need to invest into these garbage companies or you will get left behind in the ai revolution or whatever, lmaoif theres an ai revolution, only 1 of the mags will actually make it through the other side and still be relevant in 20 years. need to be looking at smaller companies that will make an impact on the space now if you believe in ai
>>62093374but smg told me Iran getting bombed to shit and having their entire leadership structure murdered meant they won the war
>>62093352
>>62093375>I lost all my money being a retard trying to time the market>am I a retard?>no, the market is "arational" - if it was rational a genius like me would be a gazillionaire :)
>>62093382My money is still on google because of their TPU's. They build the chips, host the data centers, and rent out the cloud services. Itd be like if you rolled NVDA, Oracle, and open ai into one
>Iranian outlets reporting massive airstrikes in Tehran>Israeli are discussing a possible pre-emptive attack on TehranHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHHAMUMUS WHERE ARE YOU?
>>62093367The entire AI market is propped up on fraud and this will come to head soonNone of them plan on paying back this loaned money, they never will, their profit projections are unrealistic and everyone knows itThe point was to profit on the scam as long as we could, everyone knew this, it was dotcom all over again but that was okay because everyone was making money.You will never time the top of this bubble though, as you see today, when you think it has, it hasn't, and when it does, you won't even recognize it as it being that
>>62093384didnt stargate get bombed?
>>62093375skimmed this in about 3 seconds and yeah youre right but it could take another 2 years for anything to matter so trade the chart in front of you and not a narrative in your mind
I know yesterday was taco tuesday and the markets are reflecting that but for me today is breakfast burrito wednesday and it was delicious
Why dont you retards understand LIQUIDITY?Every retard from here to reddit is giga bearish and longs oil. Algos see this, and pump on the slightest good news while you all short the bottom. The stock market is designed to steal money from retail piling into sentiments. It does not operate on logic.
>>62093386If the line does not go up, the US defaults.For the line to go up, all rules will be bent and broken; allowing firms to make the money they otherwise would have made from holding and investing during downturns.People are realizing this.Invest in this scheme at your own risk.
>>62093388Unlike those 3 Google also has a massive cushion (ads and search engine) to fall on when AI craps the bed. NVDA might hold on, but Chinese researchers are trying to write more efficient algorithms to work around needing those GPU
The cause of this war is South Korea. South Korea is famous for Samsung and K-pop. Because South Korea smuggled strategic materials into Iran, Iran was able to acquire weapons of mass destruction, including biological weapons. South Korean Firms Violate International Controls on Shipping Materials for WMDs to Iran and Syriahttps://japan-forward.com/south-korean-firms-violate-international-controls-on-shipping-materials-for-wmds-to-iran-and-syria/S. Korea should clearly explain fire-control radar incidenthttps://mainichi.jp/english/articles/20181228/p2a/00m/0na/017000c
>Hormuz Strait closed againThanks for selling your oil at $94.
>>62093374Trump was the one who contradicted the statement by the Pakistani mediator about Lebanon being included in the ceasefire, so we can take a guess which side is the one lying
>>62093400Incredibly bullish for SOXL
>>62093394post a winning trade based on your post right now
>all those oil baggies going through the stages of grief in publicKek, never change 4chins, best top indicator in the entire internet.
>>62093368They're just speedy...so I guess they take speed...
>>62093400Is it true that the hormussy shut because of LebAnon?
in the planet, like literally inside of the mantle
>>62093148Energy inflating and becoming a deflationary pressure on output is bearish.I can not put it to you more simply.
>>62093374Iran was supposed to get the toll money, but also give the US a cut according to Trump lol. And one of the Iranian peace terms was "reparations" which their latest estimate was about 1.5 trillions total
>>62093397ok schizo, go lose your few remaining assets gambling on crypto
>>62093236>>62093241Do you people even trade or care about the stock market or are you just here to fagpost? I don't mind it; it's better than the shills we have here 24/7, but still
I still believe NVDA brosWe can still recover to 185 in 2 hours
>>62093405HereSold this put yesterday when spy was -0,80 % and all you retards were screaming that the world is ending for 170 usd and bought it back for 20 today. Yeah im a poor fag with a lmao 12 k portfolio but making this in a day is enough for me.
>>62093392I am not wrong, and the perception is real.So long as this sort of corruption is allowed to continue to fester, the foundations upon which the market is built will slowly be eaten away.The problem is especially pronounced for resource allocation.Money is simply a unit of account.The longer this continues, the more capital gets misallocated similar to how it was in the Soviet Union, eventually causing its own collapse.A true American patriot is by necessity a bobo.
>>62093414None of this was ever actually going to happen boss.
Going back to 700 and bears will tell bulls its over the entire time lol.
>>62093411Because of Israel attacking them, yes. Think some more stuff in Iran got bombed anyway.Shit is back on, but Trumps deadline for nuking them is reset. So ultimately business as normal but yesterday was your typical TACO.
>>62093424oh my god is that a google search i'm going insaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaane
>>62093398Yep. Amazon has AWS and its army of warehouses to fall back onMicrosoft has AzureGoogle has fucking Google and YouTube I cannot imagine investing in Oracle when its a pure AI play joined at the hip with open ai
>>62093428Actually the blackouts and bridge collapses have already begun boss.
>oil baggies looked at this chart and said oh yeah thats going way upu cant fix retard
nigger soxl is legit gonna keep retardpumping to infinity while i watch like a cuck god i hate it so much
I fucking L. O. V. E soxl. Thank you, David
>>62093428The attacks on Iran's bridges began hours *before* Trump's deadline expired.
>>62093442you should have sold naked calls like I did so you can actually get fucked instead of just poopensharting in the cucken chair
>>62093444>BridgesWe were promised eradication of the Persian menace.
$200 BARREL EOWTRUST THE PLAN!!!P-PLEASE BUY MY BAGS
>good news>bears still piling into a crowded tradeGoing up from here.
>>62093434>fall backif those were better businesses that's what they'd be investing in. i'm intrigued by oracle and it's not just as another way to be contrary to you, think data is being underappreciated and oracle has probably the 2nd biggest trove of it. think ai will soon be a higher margin business than all the things you listed, and oracle being a pure ai play makes it interesting to me. if it gets the treatment i'll be slurping.
>>62093445haha if natural selection is right i was wondering how dumb people even exist since they should have gone extinctturns out to make money and get pussy you just need to be as retarded as possible and just retardbuy the moment you start trying to think you losei'm so lonely both in my wallet and my dick
>>62093442What the fuck is SOXL? I'm back in BP. Panic sold this afternoon but came to my senses and re-bought immediately just before Israel bombed Lebanon. Thanks Israel.
>>62093443>SOXLGODS
>[thick israeli accent] it's pumping?>no no we can't have that>dampeet...slowly
SPX 7000 NEXT WEEK!!!!
>For weeks the Trump administration was leaning on Islamabad to convince the Iranians to agree a pause in fighting where it would reopen the Strait of Hormuz>White House Claims ‘Military Triumph’ in IranIt's honestly not even funny
stop talking about the iran war, its over
>>62093461real faustian niggers just fling shit with full faith in destiny, intelligence is for gay little nerds
To all of the short/oil baggots: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uxUATkpMQ8A
>>62093469>Giant titcow licks cute pussy to completion
>>62093375>>62093424Sure, sure, in the meantime I'm +19% since January, but keep me posted.
I'd like to test something:quant quantitative finance trading
>>62093462Haven't you lost enough money? It's just going to dump again when Trump either gets Israel to begin downscaling operations or tells Iran that it isn't part of the agreement. Both the US and Iran were eager to get the ceasefire, they won't let it be broken by Israel killing a few hundred or thousand Hezbollah in Lebanon.
>>62093424stop looking at historical charts on such large scales. if you're looking at price action from the 70s 80s 90s on week or month scale you're going to be assuming the markets used to be more orderly at some point. not at all the case.
Well there you have it. Levitt acknowledged the straight is closed still. What will the markets reaction be?
>>62093461Basically, yeah I'm the only person here posting sensible investment theory yet you have 18 y/o retards laughing at me because they made 50k overnight on some YOLO bet.
>>62093462American tech stock basically. The ceasefire announcement was bullish for the market and global economy (lol) so oil went down and tech went up because investors thought things would totally normalize and the war would quiet down. We'll see where this goes from here once Big Media tells retail the pool's still fucked desu
>>62093470Bend over Chudjak, it's happening whether you like it or not.
>>62093461>Poopensharten
>>62093489such a beautiful language
>>62093487i can't believe everyone fell for it again
>>62093483>What will the markets reaction beNIGGER NIGGER NIGGER
>>62093470Based
insider here. something is about to happen. hold on to your socks.
HY9H is so powerful, other semicucktors need to be 3x leveraged to match it.
>>62093494>he didn't go all in SOXL weekly calls when I said to in this very threadnobody ever listens to little old me
>>62093483Are you retarded or do you really think this pump is because everyone thinks the strait is open? it's because there's a very strong possibility that the strait will soon open. Expect oil to dump even more once that becomes more concrete.
>>62093494I'll maintain that this is just short covering and that they will rug as soon as you think the coast is clear on the matter. Or I'll have to explain to my wife why I lost thousands on international skimmed milk futures
>>62093482>he doesn't zoom out his charts to 4 BC
I FUCKING HATE MICROSOFT
>REUTERS: Trump to declare April 8th officially as VI Day, Victory Over Iran Day, a federal holiday
>>62093483nothing
>>62093508them's the type of niggers that missed the 346 year long cup and handle on silver and then scream about no news and shit
>>62093518(For now)(May change in 20;minutes idk)
>>62093516>its not real...yet
>>62093481>America telling Israel what to doLol.>America telling Iran to just suck up the obliteration of their Shia brothers by the JewsLmao even>Both the US and Iran wanted the ceasefireTrue but only to lick their wounds. Nothing has been resolved whatsoever.
>>62093483doesnt matter, the computer programs that run the stock market are currently running the "nothing matters except up and to the right" algorithm
>>62093516We are already dropping more bombs on Iran...
>>62093290not him but curious…what makes you think it’ll jump like that?
>>62093483SOXL coming in with a giant green boner to rape the hormussy wide open
>>62093523>I will make financial decisions based on my /pol/tard worldview hang in there lil guy
>BREAKING: Israel has killed 1,000+ Lebanese civilians within 24 hours of the ceasefire announcement by President Trump.
>>62093527This Iran war completely looked over the niggerraping earnings memory is pulling in (and will continue to earn) that the stock price still has not caught up with. The CEO is a very conservative and measured guy, competition is still alive with different models which means even more memory needed for training better models, there's real world application, and products are still increasing in price after that little RAM dip
Are there really people here trading with less than 1000 in their account
>BREAKING: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=W4fpc3dY8Ag
>>62093532wtf i thought isreal was lgtbbq friendly
No volume, no interest.ded market.Enjoy your new ghost town hedgies.
>>62093543What now? Go long on lottery tickets?Red calls on roulette?Blackjack split options?WHAT? TELL ME
>>62093532Israel Is not a mad dog. Israel Is a Devil
>>62093532what do you think you need right now babe? because maybe you're right and i'm wrong. i think you need physical comforting and a distraction from the things upsetting you. even if that was an accurate description of what's going on there, it is not going to have an effect on you unless you let it. allow me to stoke your feelings though babe, i'll do better than the news.
Games Workshop keeps rising. Give me one reason why this isn't a no brainer? It's one of the most powerful franchises wizh still a lot of potential in the games and movie industry.
Which way western men?
Final solution it's only solution.
>pumpingIt’s so out of touch an ridiculous it’s a comedy at this point.Retarded ridiculous shit has to happen constantly on a mechanical level, jumping from one fire to the next just to keep it all falling apart.
I am starting to believe is not our friend. Something feels off...
I don't understand the obsession with tech stocks. They're widely agreed to be overpriced.
>>62093558>old man yells at cloud post #500just accept you fucked up and take the tax write off
roll for UTC time the ceasefire abruptly ends in next 24 hours... preferably while market is open so we can make bank on SPY puts
>>62093530I'm basically socialist and I've always thought /pol/ conspiracy theories were comical but this war has caused me to wonder if ZOG is real.
>>62093567You’re basically a fucking tard Kek
>>62093567t. historically illiterate paki retardteaching you street shitters english was a mistake
Chart showed that pump.Chart did not show that dump.Rip calls.
>>62093565I'll believe we've reached true AI when this image gets generated when all you ask for is an image of the white house
kek baggies
OH GOD WHAT IS HAPPENING
WHAT THE FUCK WAS THAT
>>62093064I just made $240 in a trade today. Thanks Trump!
>>62093532i love you and you're my dreamgirl.
>checking some top movers out of boredom>AXT>they were at some point at x50 within the last yeardamn I wish I'd place a bet like that just one single time. I could easily retire with an assload of money to spare
>>62093567We are this deep in and you're still in the "wondering" phase?
>>62093588>>62093584What the fuck are these two babbling about boss?
>>62093595Probably some bot trading or a whale dumping. Basically everything fell by 0.3% in seconds
Give it to me straight, will my oil print tonight? It just keeps crabbing along for hours now.
>a whaleJohn Vanguard no
>Just hangin' around
>>62093603You may be in luck
>>62093603>he thinks oil will print when the most important homosexual on the planet is printing oil
The sand people in Tatooine are not pleased with the agreement
Maybe VWAP is real after all
>>62093375your problem is that you're trying to play the short term game, where you will always lose because the short term is manipulated.you should play the long term game, because over a long enough term, it always goes up
>>62093532Babe don't listen to >>62093553, if you need some deep dicking, I'll give it to you fast or slow or however you want it, but only if we can cuddle afterwards and you start to study the talmud.
>>62093608>wait... iran is using negotiating tactics to get the best deal for itself? >no one could have priced this in!>QUICK EVERYONE BUY OIL $200 EOW!!
>>62093554>28 P/EValuations past this point are usually just hype unless it's a revolutionary tech company>18 P/BMost of the company is IP okay but you're still paying for thin air at the end of the day. What if the neckbeards lose interest?
>>62093532it's too late I already went 90% dividends fuck this clown market
Im glad I sold my Europoor BigOil puts early this morning and sluurped NTR during the US dip. Kek. Panicans.
>>62093608Why did they believe that Trump and Bibi would agree to any of this?
>>62093554Because GW is retarded and hates money, as any Warhammer fan will be able to confirm for you
>>62093600i've lost it all
>>62093613Anakin was lazy and didn't finish the job.
>>62093615if you had vwap on your chart for literallythe last 6 months its worked every single fucking day day in and day out
>>62093623What's the point in dividend investing? Getting 5% dividend while getting taxed and risking crashes. May as well just throw it in a HYSA
>>62093616My problem? I don’t have a problem buddy.Every chart I look at shows a melt down last April and put off until October, at which point shit went totally bonkers.The mechanics of the things meant to symbolize and quantify reality are now outriding the importance of the reality they serve to symbolically represent.That cannot continue long term, or even short term.The maps are more important than the actual roads.
Entire world forced to pay the Ayatollah a tip on each barrel of Gulf oil. Nice work orange retard
>>62093627They probably didn't. Possible that Trump accepted it while fully intending to immediately renege to manipulate markets.
>>62093640you can sell le covered callspersonally i dont see any point to passive investing for the next several years. this is a traders market now. its time to make money to make up for the last couple years of untradable markets
>>62093064AMD
>>62093560After the shellacking we took in February, Micron's fundamentals are looking insanely good. I'm beginning to edge back in, though I admit I'm a little gunshy. This market has shown itself to be wholly irrational, even without yet another war in the Middle East.
>>62093640My dividend pays much more than 5%
What do yall think about this thesis?>Yeah yeah things are fucked with oil.>But, all the ships to export are still stuck in the gulf.>So american oil and natural gas are basically doomed to be cheap because they can’t get out onto the seas.>In other words WTI and Brent have to self correct downward anyway that this goes.Not my thesis but I found it sort of interesting.
>>62093629give me some examples
bears are just bad investors
>>62093636I gave up on technicals. They work in a bull market but so does everything else.>>62093616I agree but the people who say this are comfortable individuals with a smug grin on their face. Some of us need money now and can't just leave thousands sitting in an account for years.
>>62093563I am the voice of the 1 bobo crying out in the wilderness “repent, and make straight the way of the dump”.
>>62093652>no boats = prices go downthis is faulty
saying enough to make the markets anxious, but not enough to give a clear signal though
>>62093652>So american oil and natural gas are basically doomed to be cheap because they can’t get out onto the seas.Are you not aware of these things called oil tankers?
>>62093203He went back to Kurdistan and joined a Sunni militia. Free Kurdistan.
>Israel just killed like 100 Northern Lebanese Christians by blowing up an intersection in the capital.>Israel immediately bombed Tehran after US ceasefireI'm going back in bros. Oil will moon.I will resist the urge to rant about the insane jews here and just do what I can to make some money.I apologize on behalf of America for being a slave.
>>62093643Shart of the Mart!
>>62093643>Entire world forced to pay the Ayatollah a tip on each barrel of Gulf oilThis statement is inaccurate. You can still access gulf oil in gulf states without any extra payment to any supreme beings boss.
>>62093651Probably a scam.
>>62093665You know of the chud but will deny his teachings of Nothing Every Happens?
>>62093643How would a dead guy collect money?
>>62093662Don't worry, Trump will pussy out every single time.
>>62093672I'm unironically starting to get off the Chud train.Israel legit will NOT stop bombing Iran.The US cannot tell Israel to stop.Therefore the ceasefire will be broken.I can't see another way out. We have an insane nation ruling us and a president who can't say no. The market is acting like jews are rational. They aren't.
>>62093672If a missile strikes a building and kills a dozen people, but it is not in your own backyard, did that happening really happen?
>>62093660But it does.Nat gas is still super low in North America because there’s not a large enough export mechanism for it yet.>>62093663Yeah a substantial amount of them are trapped in the gulf right now
>>62093665I feel like a slave too :(
as much as I hate iran but I have to ask... why is israel like that? why cant the be normal even if its just for 2 weeks.
>>62093687this but for baggler
>>62093679yeah... it's not about Trump anymore. He can't keep Bibi in line, that's the problem.This war was promised to him 3000 years ago and he seems no intention of stopping yet
>>62093681>implying the answer is yesdude. its not a happening until the sound wave rings in your ears
>>62093687Israel adapted the nazi ideology of exterminating all of their enemies.
>>62093692TRVTH NVKE
I've been holding EPD for the last 5 years and I doubt anyone here has heard of it. Check the performance and the dividend.Probably too late to buy now but still.
Everyone ready for the after-market melty?
>>62093671Nope.
>>62093701we are so backfuck metal schizos, fuck crypto jeets, fuck GME baggies, this board is OURS
>>62093701What we need are some frog threads to bump those old /smg/s off the catalog
>>62093701it's not how i'd do it but i respect tradition
i bought a single SPY 670 put for tomorrow that's my whole portfolio please work i need at least a double to start recovering
>>62093691Bibi better release what they have on Trump
>>62093711this is peak culture
SPY 0dte and 1dte calls updateAMC weekly calls lol
>>62093711Frog website
>>62093657last 6 months was not a bull market
>>62093722Yes it was
>>62093701What's the point of setting the bump limit to 300 anyway? They should make it 500 at least.
>>62093657>Some of us need money now and can't just leave thousands sitting in an account for yearsWhy are you in the stock market at all then? You're gambling with worse odds than actual gambling. Go to a roulette table or blackjack.
>>62093616>the short term is manipulatedCode for: I'm a fucking idiot who still doesn't understand he's another retarded gambler
>>62093736
BAKE ON PAGE 9IT'S NOT ROCKET SCIENCEEVEN THE MOST RETARDED BOARDS KNOW HOW
>>62093680The Jews have finally got us in the corner we can't get out of. Any deal we work out is going to have Israel dropping more bombs to end the deal.The only way out is to tell Iran that Israel isn't with us anymore and to condemn further Israeli bombings, but nobody in this administration is going to do that.
Gold has given up all the peace gains
>>62093728>You're gambling with worse odds than actual gambling.Is it really worse odds though? I've often thought about that as I like to gamble with options. Despite making extremely risky moves with my account swinging between $100k-$150k-$200k and back in a matter of weeks, I have never been fully blown out of the market. Had I gambled the same amount at the casino, I would've been out a long time ago for sure.
I also got AGQ at 114 yesterday in AH and got out at 124 lmao I love jews so much its unreal
>>62093754Why would gold gain on peace anyways?Isn’t it a doomer metal, technically speaking?
>>62093260Told ya.
>>62093879when should we buy SPY puts? this ceasefire can't last much longer
bull markets dont go sideways fren
Hope everyone bought puts kek at close.
>>62093534>>62093290>>62093527i have nothing better to do with my tax return so i will do this play and post results on monday
>>62093776you buy gold as an isurance against high inflation, which is likely in the near future
>>62093665I could make 4 grand if i sell my oil lots but i won't. Bought the dip at 89 (missed the 86 dip) and I'll hold until next week when it goes boom.
>>62093665Im an edge lord but shit like this boils my blood man. I want thse demons wiped from the earth, I pray iran delivers
