greenland edition>Latest developments on the illegal and unconstitutional US strikes against Iranhttps://iran.liveuamap.com/https://x.com/sentdefender>Some helpful links to numb the painhttps://findahelpline.com/https://www.nvidia.com/refunds/https://www.whitehouse.gov/refundshttps://jlingz.com/>European indiceshttps://live.euronext.com/enhttps://www.justetf.com/en/how-to/invest-in-europe.html>Educational sites:https://www.investopedia.comhttps://www.khanacademy.org/economics-finance-domain>Financial TV Streams:https://www.newslive.com/american/cnbc.htmlhttps://www.livestreamy.net/bloomberg/>Charts:https://www.tradingview.comhttps://www.finscreener.comhttps://www.portfoliovisualizer.com>Screeners: so you feel like in the movieshttps://finviz.com/https://etfdb.com/>Gambling:https://www.optionsplaybook.com/options-introduction/https://www.optionsprofitcalculator.comhttps://optionstrat.com/https://www.optionistics.com/quotes/option-prices>Pre-Market and Live data:https://www.investing.com/indices/indices-futureshttps://finance.yahoo.com/>Calendarshttps://www.marketwatch.com/economy-politics/calendarhttps://www.earningswhispers.com/calendarhttps://www.cmegroup.com/trading/interest-rates/countdown-to-fomc.htmlhttps://www.mortgagenewsdaily.com/data/building-permits>Boomer Investing 101: so zoomers with meme stocks can outperform youhttps://www.bogleheads.org/wiki/Getting_startedhttps://www.sec.gov/search-filings>Misc smg:https://www.financialjuice.com/homehttps://finance.yahoo.com/trending-tickershttps://market24hclock.com/https://www.dividendchannel.com/drip-returns-calculatorhttps://brokerchooser.com/https://www.chathamfinancial.com/technology/us-market-ratesprevious smigger thread>>62094226
Is that post real?
OIL FINNA DUMP Y'ALL
not going to let you forget about this, anon
new hezbollah message
> futures
Is it time to buy oil yet, /omg/?
>>62094841Can you please wait until I finish dinner?
>>62094851gdi forgot pic
REV UP THOSE FRYERS CAUSE I'M GONNA OIL UP
KMBWarehouse burned down 1.2 million in damagesdamages = easy claims and insurance and product "sold" at cost (plus more because each item is insured to make profit even if it burns ) damage claims and more discounts on next years taxes with how much they can claim deductions for the company. Fuck i'm frothing at the mouth about how much this company can fucking claim damages for and for future liabilities on already hampered out contractsFUCK IM CUMMING AT THE NUMBERS I LOVE CAPITALISMKMB KMB KMB
>>62094857woah that's cool and allif only they weren't perpetually the side which violently gets their shit pushed in
>>62094839
Oil is abiotic, like and infinitely occuring milk born of norther earth, a gift from God, father of our lord Jesus Christ, in this white Christian ruled age of 2026 years since the resurrection of the pamb of God, therefore oil should be valued close to at $4 per barrel, minus maintenance fees.
>>62094839Yup
>>62094871Is there any chance oil is actually abiotic?
>>62094864>KMB poster was bunny cunny postershould i have seen this coming?
>>62094864does the insurance cover arson?
>>62094873Has to be since dinosaurs are an invention to promote fictional novels and stephen spielberg movies.
>>62094834What if this time Iran uses talks as a cover for an attack if their own? What if they kill Vance and that other guy? I'm scared.
>>62094834Has nothing to do with Business and Finance, but the corrupt russian janny will keep it up, along with the corrupted templateshameless shilling
uh oh, mumuseems like your little relief rally is faltering
>>62094880Well, on the other side of the pendulum you have>nobody will talk or even remember about the Iran conflict in a fortnight.Which do you think is more likely?
Are both sides just making so much money pillaging markets that this will never stop?
>>62094873i don't have any sources but i think there is serious debate over this going on. it's not like hydrogen and carbon molecules don't exist where there's no life. intiuitevly i would say it's probably abiotic. if you think about it there's no way oil/natgas are so fucking abundant if it's all compressed trees and shit right?
>>62094870Same.
I have a good feeling about tomorrow
>>62094846>>62094794The dies irae approacheneth mumu.The shadow grows long,the night unfurls, a crimson glow on the horizon,a darkness in which the cries of the wicked who hath received that which was not justly theirs to take will pay it back thrice over.Repent.Or you portfolio shall be fuel for the Great Red Pillar of Fire.
>>62094841excuse me.. sir.. ahem.. um..
>>62094895init...in tu.. ive. lie. fuck me
>>62094873Titan has oceans of oil. No dinosaurs there.
>>62094879There's no reason to believe in dinosaurs desu senpai. They put it right next to the holocaust and the moon landing museum.
>>62094895abiotic carbon is spread around the air and the earth. The only carbon dense enough for us to extract are those formed by life, or diamonds. Matter usually doesn't concentrate that much unless it's crystals or some shit, and those have their uses too
>>62094888bro way too soon to even imply the market has turned lol. your desperation is annoying because it means the market wont go down at all
>>62094873thats been the zigger/soviet position.whether you believe it or not doesn't really matter, it can't be proven and it doesn't lend you any predictive power one way or the other.
>>62094906kek
How do astronauts do it? I get a panic attack if my tube gets stuck in the tunnel yet these guys have spent a week in a tiny capsule 200,000 miles from Earth in pitch darkness.
>OILhmmm mumusisters? i dont feel so good rn
kek oil baggies
>>62094913I had that same thought recently because my nose got stuffy on a plane and I started feeling a little claustrophobic. I'd probably freak out as soon as the rocket launched.
dividends. simply, dividends.
>>62094895Explain the oil on titan
i should have boughted more oil
>>62094878What does our son have to do with this?
>>62094921so you could give your money to jews? why
If the whole of march is anything to go by, thursday and friday are gonna be red and that's just that.
>>62094921think i called the top
>>62094913Aviation security is like swiss cheese, everything has to go wrong at the same time for the holes to line up and an accident to happen. The possibility is always there though, most pilots have jjst accepted that death is an outcome. I'm a pilot and if the plane is fun enough I'd go fly even if there was a chance of death. Why do you think so many pilots enlist instead of getting drafted?
>>62094913>>62094918Gay cowards
>>62094911It does matter. Before all the global warming panic people were freaking out about peak oil. Since the deadline has long since come and passed the people pushing it now refuse to talk about it and pretend they don't care. It's like covid post-2022.
>>62094923>https://abc7.com/post/employee-arrested-arson-kimberly-clark-distribition-center-destroyed-massive-fire-ontario/18851549/Apparently he's going to jail
>>62094928It's not like that at all for spacecrafts anon. One non trivial failure and everything goes kaput. They don't have the luxury of redundancy since it would mean extra weight.
>>62094931but what about the acid rain?
>>62094928>Don't worry it's safe!Idk why people think this is a helpful response to a phobia. I prefer to cycle rather than take the tube even though I am fully aware that the former is vastly safer.
>>62094931if peak oil was real we would have seen oil prices continue to rise and massive demand destruction to where everyone would already be driving an EV. The fact that its still economical to use oil means there's plenty left in the ground.
>>62094935Acid rain is real, you can see the damage on old statues.
gold <$4000, perhapsif there's another big dildo in the making
>>62094934Hence the part about accepting death, but engineering in itself is a kind of safety. No technobabble bullshit but every space agency has precise enough simulation software to safely design those capsules. In theory their manufacturing is monitored down to the mine the material were extracted from, in practice I'm not 100% sure
>>62094895>>62094904>>62094911I didn't know Titan has oil, a quick search on it reveals what appears to be mental gymnastics to justify non-abiotic origin. I was aware of the soviets belief it's abiotic, that's piqued my interest when the topic comes up. The idea that it's all dead organisms locally squished into reservoirs just seems implausible. And, allegedly, it only happened because some bacteria wasn't present yet to break stuff down adequately?Just seems like one of those things that future generations will dunk on us for, thinking we're retarded for believing such.
>>62094941if massive,~$3600
>>62094936I'm not saying it's safe, nothing is. The risk is mostly known and low enough that you're unlikely to die, but you should always be cautious. Someone who believes it's safe is much more dangerous to himself.
>>62094907i feel like there's enough pressure is astrological bodies to do that though>>62094920
>>62094908Bobo is coming.You can pretend he isn't, like that thing in the dark of night, in the corner of your eye as you turn the lock after a long day. That thing that couldn't have been anything as you close the front just a little bit more firmly behind you than you usually do. Do you usually check its locked twice? Of course you do. Nothing to worry about. Everything is perfectly fine. You're looking out the window now. There's nothing there is there.But just like that little flash of movement you know as you walk up the stairs. Something was there wasn't it... Is there. You can feel it.Well anon.Bobo is here. He is getting closer. Don't look outside. Musn't look. Musn't ever look.
>>62094940how does this all relate to the chemtrails?
>>62094948Even if there was enough pressure, most of the carbon is spread out through entropy. It's possible but natural diamonds are way rarer than coal despite chemically being the same thing
>>62094952That's to protect the atmosphere for the aliens. Wonder why gold keeps going up over time?
Im shutting down the straight
>>62094948Titan was formed from a gas planet, its' got a completely different composition of materials, so it was also way more likely to have natural gas seas than the earth which is like 99% rock on the top layers
>>62094899BEARI$H
>>62094961It was most likely formed from female natural gas
Crude Oil Futures now at 75.10. I repeat, oil at 75.10.
>>62094953>It's possible but natural diamonds are way rarer than coal despite chemically being the same thingplease pass the crack pipe
>>62094967Look it up, they're both 100% carbon atoms
Current Iranian messages to vessels>"Attention all vessels in Persian Gulf and Oman Sea: Transiting in the Strait of Hormuz is closed, Yes. And you must receive permission from Iranian Navy for passing through the Strait. If any vessel tries to transit without permission, it will be destroyed. Out."https://x.com/charlesbonnerjr/status/2041989478126911773
>>62094965That's bugged. Has been all day. Oil is at $97.
>oil
>futures
>>62094965zoom out
>>62094965>hurrrrrrrrrrr>me so edgy>me screenshot delivery from the year 2525>durrrrrrrrr
The nasdaq is now at levels not seen since this afternoon. The humanity.
>>62094971why would someone do that anon? why would google, the biggest search provider, just lie about the price of oil?
>>62094969Coal is a mixture, diamond is a pure crystal lattice.
>>62094971>>62094975
>>62094978((((couldn't imagine))))
>>62094979get out of there with that geologist bullshit this is an engineering gamble, e=3 and coal, diamond and human cremations are the same within tolerances
Apparently the last two major tanks pre-war are set to arrive to Europe, one tomorrow on the 9th and one on the 10th. Physical oil is bidding at 150+ USD in Asian rn. Whay do you think european refineries are gonna be bidding at for these barrels anons?
>>62094983im sorry sir
US 10y is (increasingly) building a massive "market bobo volatility funnel strudel" going back to september 2022.it's coiling massively.
>>62094985if you're indian it's fine most engineers are indians nowadays
>>62094993>if you're indianonly aspirationally
>>62094993>"engineers"If software engineers were building rockets and planes, people would be dying literally every day. There is absolutely no "engineering" that takes place in software.t. software engineer
sell by june or you’re a coon
>>62094944Titan is really cool, possibly the most interesting location in the Solar System after Mars if not more. >>62094957I used to be into UFOs and once watched an hour-long presentation from this guy explaining how NASA footage shows three-mile wide spaceships delivering water to the Egyptian god Osiris.
>>62094975How far out you want this?
>>62094995you're forgetting formal verification perma incels
>>62094953so to entertain the idea of abiotic oil we're basically missing a mechanism for dense collection of carbon in a particular location outside of biologic processes?>>62094961that makes sense
>>62094998more
>>62094944The organism in question are plankton no 4000billion tonnes of dead dinos.The truth is no one knows and will not know.both explanations are plausible and its moot because its a "we won the cold war" point of pride issue so its not going to be overturned or reexamined any time soon. some day eggheads will get bored and realize there are more books to be sold and chairs to be won with revisionism, and the soviet theory of hydrocarbons will be rehabilitated under a revisionist wave of young basedentists. so it goes.
>>62094965You almost gave me a heart attack, man.
>>62095001Welp, 24 down.
>>62094873Yes and noMost of the oil on earth came from organic matter but since oil consists of nothing but hydrogen and carbon it can occur anywhere those two elements exist if conditions are right.Here on earth, for example, it is possible to make oil by combining carbon monoxide and hydrogen via the Fischer-Tropsch process, similar conditions in terms of temperature and pressure might occur on parts of titan which is where its oil could have come from
>>62095000Yeah, generally speaking entropy spreads things out and eventually makes everything the same, life does the opposite. There's crystals too but ofc diamonds are rare for carbon, and require incredible energy to create. It's the same energy we're bumming off when we burn oil, dinosaurs and trees slaved for hundreds of millions of years so that American car brands could make plastic fucking control arms and oil pans to carry even more oil that gets burnt when the engine explodes cause it was designed with paper head gaskets to save 0.002mpg
>>62095004>The organism in question are plankton no 4000billion tonnes of dead dinos.I know>The truth is no one knows and will not know.We can potentially observe the process in the future>both explanations are plausible and its moot because its a "we won the cold war" point of pride issue so its not going to be overturned or reexamined any time soon.>some day eggheads will get bored and realize there are more books to be sold and chairs to be won with revisionism, and the soviet theory of hydrocarbons will be rehabilitated under a revisionist wave of young basedentists.Agree but what's with the dental plug? >>62095009How far off are the conditions on earth from being able to produce it abiotically? Could these conditions have been conceivably achieved prior?
>>62094944The gas giants are made of gas, it's no surprise their moons would have it too, especially as most dense elements got sucked into the giants
>>62095010>life does the oppositedoesn't life accelerate entropy? the topic at hand is oil for example, and we mine and distirbute it
>>62094988i've been saying this this week. bond vol freaks me the fuck out right now, same feeling as gold breaking out from 3500. dumped almost all AGNC & NLY for -15%. so yknow probably a good entry if i convinced anyone with the shilling>>62094998now for the real chart (CLZ26 3 months)
>>62095013>The gas giants are made of gas, it's no surprise their moons would have it tooWhat do you mean, oil != gas..? They're gas giants because of the phase of matter like a dense atmosphere, no?
>>62095007buddy I'm telling you that's bugged. It was 112 yesterday and if you look at the 5 day on that chart it will tell you it was only $75.do not trust it.
>robowaifu activate dishwashing protocol
>>62095020I thought they had methane gas, but turns out I was wrong. I gotta do more research on it
GCC is saying no to tolls.https://www.firstpost.com/explainers/oman-rejects-irans-hormuz-toll-demand-can-such-fees-be-levied-on-ships-legally-13998073.htmlThis war is not ending anytime soon.
>>62095016Yeah but your human body still accumulates carbon in one place. Entropy always increases but life decreases it at the expense of other matter, we literally burn sugars in our bodies
>oil nearly back to $100 because jews won't stop trying to genocide lebanonFucking hell man. Fucking hell.
Will my SPY put print?
Has anyone ever been to an AGM? I was thinking of attending BP's one in a couple days but apparently my broker has to write me a letter Wondering if it's worth the effort only to find out it's boring and leave early.
>>62095010fellow based modern automobile disrespector>>62094625i don't see how these fucks don't start bleeding money out of their eyeballs SOON. all of them except maybe TM. their business model should've gone out the fucking window but they got fucking bailed out and probably will again. and everybody wonders why insurance has gone up (it gets worse)
>>62095033>make cars nobody can afford, but are still too shitty for the ultra rich to buy>prevent foreign competitors from accessing American marketsWho could have foreseen this car industry collapse?
>>62095028tolling the strait justifies every single country tolling their shipping routes it's literally the most anti-american suggestion since desegregation
>Get a load of these nards stacy.>Lets bounce and get a soda float.
>>62095030pretty funny, coming from a kremlin kike
>>62094904>>62094904>No dinosaurs thereExtremely high probability life exists on it and it's methane based. I've read dozens of papers about it over the years. It's fascinating. We also do not know the history of the moon but it's full of lakes and it rains propane
>>62095027>>62095020If Wikipedia is to be trusted, Titan's orbit is weird so it's possible it was formed by an impact, or somehow ejected from somewhere else and captured by Saturn. Uranus and Neptune have methane, so maybe Titan got theirs from there
>>62095030What happened to Lebanon's military? You never hear about them. Israel just keeps walking in with no consequences except from Iran. Honestly don't know what the point is in Lebanon, Jordan, Kuwait etc. They just seem to exist purely to get invaded.
>>62095033It's hilarious seeing the US bitch about Chinese car subsidies then turn around and give Tesla, GM and Ford free money for making worse crap evwry year
I hope you didn't panic sell the oil dip
>>62095037>coming from a kremlin kikeOk real question anons, this this poster a bot? I want to know. I don't remember shit like this happening that often before AI.Is it just anything mildly critical of israel that triggers it?
>>62094970Iran. Publicly stated hours ago it's closedIt's closed. It will stay closed until it's demands are met.
First prayer of the day in Islam is in 30 minutes, cmon do something IRGC
>>62095042closed out my oil position for profit monday morning and rebought this afternoon because i'm just that good
>>62095040Israel is attacking a terrorist organization called Hezbollah who is located in Lebanon>>62095045It will be open come Monday or Iran is getting blown up
>>62095042SEND IN THE BUSSY
>>62095033*ahem*>issue debt>business goes south>set up le special purpose vehicle [heh. get it? vehicle!]>have the Fed buy and bury it>let goyim deal in the real world>repeatezwhere's the problem again?
>>62095033Why do Americans hate their own auto industry? it's pretty iconic outside of the USA.
>>62095028Oman is not Iran. Iran can charge tolls if it wants. It is controlling the straight
>>62095050It won't be open
>>62095053those are the old days, homes
>>62095050Also you just spent 38 days blowing them up. They don't care.
>>62095053The US "autoindustry" was taken over by jews, outsourced, and then enshittified.EVERYTHING AMERICAN SUCKS ASS in 2026. God damn I feel like I'm losing my mind in this place. Less people speak English in my FUCKING CITY than when I went to Thailand. FUCK.
>>62095042I did but I came to my senses and bought my shares back about 30 minutes later. I had considered going 3x long on crude but I was too scared. I don't regret my decision, it's risky af with that orange clown tweeting overnight.
>>62095044Only 1pbtid so hard to say. But probably, it was a weird and out of culture response.
>>62095056We wouldn't be sending delegates to the middle east if it were a foregon conclusion.>>62095058>we don't care>we're just instructing a human barricade to form over power plants for the funsees
>>62095053It used to be. Nothing good has come out of it since like 2010. Look at the visibility out of this shit, even if they weren't unreliable and overpriced they're all dangerous to drive cause you can't see shit outside
>>62095062I demand harder Captchas
>>62095044Seems to be. I've seen a lot of replies attack posters as if they were hostile towards Israel even if they were just stating a fact and not opinion.
>oil nearly back to $100 because jews won't stop trying to genocide lebanon
>>62095040>Honestly don't know what the point is in Lebanon, Jordan, Kuwait etc.>They just seem to exist purely to get invaded.Would it surprise you if it's literally 420d chess and aeons ago these "countries" were set up just for that purpose alone? For the eventual fulfillment of the "prophecies" (the stories you pulled straight out of your own ass) so you can justify your actions?This world is so wicked I assume this to have a ridiculously high probability.Else I couldn't explain either what all of these "societies" did the prior thousands of years if they can not defend their territories, interest or riches at all.
>>62095031my magic 8ball says "ask again later"
>>62095060Ain't it somethingOur country is such garbage. I don't have anything to be proud of here. This place is full of fucking pajeets, who somehow..someway .without a credit score, without a social security number, get off an airplane and within 5 days own liquor stores, drive a bmw and own houses bigger than mine. I can't figure it out but I'm over it. I'm checking out of all this shit soon anyway.
>>62095044>>62095062>>62095068criticizing israel while baking a shill thread to promote zion don's nato trolling and ignoring his jewish cocksucking entirelyyou kremlin kikes aren't fooling anyoneyou can't have it both ways
>>62095063You bomb power plants people are going to jail fyi. The reason he chickened was because the international outrage that would of cost us use of all of our UK bases
>>62095062there's some cultist coping about le pro russia jannies whose probably behind it. don't ask, idk>>62095066checked and that door looks so safu>>62095069donnie'll make em stop, trvst the plan>Trump_Gaza.webm
>>62095078The next stage is house flipping with multiple single beds per room btw.>T. Bongland
my coworker moved his 401k to cash a few days ago. hes convinced it will be a " bad year". i told him if he could time the market he wouldnt have to work here.
>>62095084wow ur SO SMART!!!!!! fuck bro
>>62095084then everybody clapped
>>62095084your coworker is rightthe trick he'll need to pull is having the balls to put it back in
Doesn’t it feel wrong to make people salary doing nothing? Just seems fucked up bros…
>>62095081That outrage won't be there anymore when Iran refuses to reach an agreement and will be used as justification to obliterate Iran and take over their oil.Also you're wrong. We had b52's in route ready to go well after the outrage. Americans would memory hole the event in due time.
>>62095083How do they do it? What are they doing to achieve this? It's some sort of hack on capitalism. I've seen whole villages come in at this point and they all get huge homes and stores, motels, gas stations. Pizza franchises.
>>62095081so what you're saying is that (((something))) cohencidentally needs to happen which it will make it seem (((justified))) ? ;^)
>up 11k on oil futures after catching the pico bottomso am I staying up all night or just be happy with the gainz.
>>62095091The outrage is hitting power plants, water plants and things civilians use. It has nothing to do with who hits who first. These things are generally considered off limits to civilized people on both sides
>>62094888Thats great. Im hoping it dumps tomorrow. I sold the top this morning and im hungry for more so give me a good bottom to buy.
>>62095097>civilized people
>>62095098Damn straight. Scalped the little dippy and hope I can do it tomorrow
>>62095012The conditions needed occur naturally on earth deep below the surface, thats how all the oil got there in the first place, using carbon captured by prehistoric life as a feedstockThere is only real difference between this natirally occurring process and the artificial one known to science is the time-scales involved, with natural oil taking hundreds of millions of years to form compared to mere days/hours in a well managed reactor>so why aren't we using these reactors everywhere then?There are two main reasons: firstly the process requires more energy than you get out of the oil it produces and secondly it is more expensive than digging up natural oil, primarily due to electricity costs and the need for fancy catalysts to speed things upIt is worth noting at this point that the introduction of renewables into the equation solves the net energy loss problem and recent events have made the cost issue far less relevant than it once was
>>62095090who's salary is $6k?
>>62095090its all risk vs reward
>>62095097I didn't say anything about who hit who first. If Iran doesn't agree they're done same as before. And those are military targets my dude. You should stop basing your opinion on the media's dogshit takes. There's no general consensus. It's an illusion created by political and monetary affiliations.
>>62095078I think it's because they help each other unlike whites and blacks. Ranjeet's uncle will give him 20k to open a liquor store. Skyler's boomer uncle will just tell him to pull himself up by his bootstraps if he asks for help. Tyrone's uncle meanwhile is the one asking for money.
tell me what to doneed to get rich quick and fastmake it easy to understand also
>>62095092"Chop shops" as they refer to them. Visa fraud essentially. And cramming double or triple the normal number of people into each rental.
>>62095109give me 100$ i'll tell you
>>62095109LEANHOGS
>>62095083>Now on BBC2>Singesh, 23 and his wife Ameeta have just purchased their third BTL in Slough>They are looking to turn their £400k investment into an 8-room HMO for £10k a month income.
VT bros feeling good
>>62095104good job, I knew u were built different
>>62095090Yes this redpilled me on wageslavery.
>>62095053My only beef with that particular platform is that its front wheel drive. Such a beautiful and bountiful car should be rear wheel drive.
>>62095118I mean the 90% who lose money aren't posting their portfolios.
>>62095077...
>>62094855I bought 330 gallons of heating oil today, cost $1700. Oof.
>>62095105They won't because the incoming majority has said if they do it, they will be jailed. It's that simple.
>>62095089hes one of the people who get emotional and sell instead of buy. happens often to some people.
>>62095053do we even have an auto industry? pretty sure it's all imported.
I'm hopping on I need to protect my positions
>He trusted jews
>>62095123yup, been on both sides of the coin. I had like +4000% gains this one time at band camp then got rugged
>>62095121why? you like spinning impromptue donuts on black ice non stop? fucking hate rw
>>62094873Yes and no, it’s like how the nitrogen in the air is both biotic and abiotic in origin.
>>62095110That doesn't qualify someone who just got off a plane to buy a fucking business or get a mortgage on a house. These people have no record of existing here, who loans them money
>>62095128And anyone claiming this will be jailed after the world is suffocated of fertilizer and oil for allowing Iran's acts of terrorism to continue
>>62095130The truck and pick-up industry is in the least worst shape, the sedans and wagons are just fucking dead, and there's an infinity of SUVs and other gigantic bricks to choose from
>>62095136>it’s like how the nitrogen in the air is both biotic and abiotic in origin.no one says this
>>62095113Literally saw a guy on homes under the hammer turn a 3 bedroom into a six bedroom BTL and another pack two single beds into every bedroom in a BTL last week.
>>62095143my anonymous sources say this all the time
>>62095137Each other. Have you noticed how companies are taken over by entirely indians? Once one of em gets in a position of authority they start firing non-indians and hiring friends and family, and they know the government doesn't give a shit aboit forged numbers or the scams they make money through
>>62095143That's a pretty cramped container, there isn't mushroom left!
>>62095133
>>62095137>who loans them moneyGuess. And this time the answer isn't jews. And may or may not involve room sharing and convenience stores.
>>62095143Every nitrogen cycle diagram says this.
>>62095152the money was never real anyway, I was trapped on an illiquid small cap options chain and I knew it. if the event I anticipated didn't occur, I knew I was dead. I think I made $4k on the trade, leaving the remaining ~$250k on the table. but again, that was never real because the liquidity wasn't there.if I ever take a yolo on a small cap again, im going to make sure I own half the damn options chain instead of being concentrated into one expiry/strike.
The cause of this war is South Korea. South Korea is famous for Samsung and K-pop. Because South Korea smuggled strategic materials into Iran, Iran was able to acquire weapons of mass destruction, including biological weapons. South Korean Firms Violate International Controls on Shipping Materials for WMDs to Iran and Syriahttps://japan-forward.com/south-korean-firms-violate-international-controls-on-shipping-materials-for-wmds-to-iran-and-syria/S. Korea should clearly explain fire-control radar incidenthttps://mainichi.jp/english/articles/20181228/p2a/00m/0na/017000c
>>62095134RWD is a superior drive train configuration. Only MR configuration comes close(most AWD configurations are not biased enough either). FWD only has a safety aspect. Torque steer and unequal driveshafts make it a terrible feeling configuration and it takes quite a lot of engineering to make it feel good. A long, heavy sled thats a ladder frame begs for a FR solid rear axle configuration.
why dont normies buy stocks when they dip hard due to purely macro? it is literally free money hackyou could have bought ASTS when it dipped to 70s and you would have made more than any hedge fund for the whole year kek
>he deleted his tweet with irans 10 point plan
AI bros
>>62095168Did he actually?
>>62095169I was really hopeful for a flood of cheap server parts when they all started upgrading in 3 years.
>>62095169I TOLD YA'LL SUCKASI TOLD YA'LL SUCKASI TOLD YA'LL SUCKAS
>>62095169this is bullishsupply chain issues literally lead to higher margins for current chipmakers
>>62095169Yet we still can't get any parts for our hospital's new data center and everything is months and months out.
>>62095137>>62095153I befriended two Iraqi shopkeepers who agreed to lend me money interest-free to help me invest. My own family couldn't care less.
>>62095169You’re gullible enough to take a polymarket tweet at face value?
>>62095176>lowered demand>supply chain
>>62095180the demand isn't lowered tho. they want to build and need more supplies.
>>62095180demand already exceeded capacity. the news your not hearing is probably supply chain shortages.
>>62095179well... it's more trustworthy than the president's tweets
>>62095170Shit was my dogshit wifi
can you avoid captchas if you give numoot your emails address
>>62095182>>62095183The gay of hormuz has nothing to do with the datacenter buildout being financially impossible.
>>62095188yes as long as you dont change ip
>>62095190in the globalist world everything is interconnected.
>>62095163For most normies FWD is safer, DOT hates taxpayers being unable to pay up
>>62095164why would I buy stocks when they go down?
>>62095191what if dynamic ip through ISP by default?
>>62095192it makes it worse, yes. but its not the cause.
>>62095190this war actually accounts for about 99% of the bearfags ability to stave off suicide. every major market mover is utterly ripping this year in nearly every tangible projection
>>62095174you'll get it 3 years early now when they start liquidating all the unaloccated production
>>62095190oil prices literally increase construction costs shitton
i thought the AI bubble talk had died down. Anthropic is doing 30B in revenue out of thin air. It was 9B a few months ago.
>>62095195you will need to reassociate the email with the new ip
>>62095202the national labs are using LLM for code and actual research, the givernment must be paying them those billions
>>62095175they could cancel 3/4 of them and it would still be the biggest year for new builds. and all the existing ones have a regular refresh cycle too. micron is still booked solid through 2030 even after the memory scaling breakthrough. chip demand is enormous and it's still not reflected in the stock prices.
>>62095202That thin air is called being number 1 on the app store.
>>62095201Probably not that much compared to the cost of what's inside the buildings.
>the world is ending, the hormuz will never open for at least a year!!!>aaaaaa stocks are over we must redeem the gold >bro the USD is dead, don't invest into the US, go invest into emerging 3rd worldies economy!!what is wrong with you people?how do these people solve captchas and post?
>>62095205NL was getting billions before. it's just a govt welfare company.
>>62095067>I demand harder CaptchasI dont
>>62095202Now show the costs
>>62095202I think it will still go up but only as hype rushes in. 2 weeks ago my team got unlimited access from our company. currently it hasn't managed to actually produce any quality code. at this rate we will be dropping it shortly.
using AI is just cheap outsourcing 2.0 but the quality is better
Panicans will seethe tomorrow. Buy calls. Short oil.
>>62095219>meanwhile in the goyim world
>>62095220how do we get ai to manufacture
how did they calculate the IPO for OpenAI?is it really just a made up number lol
>>62095223I strongly suspect this is just stupid hype. Look at the 'bugs' they've closed in the examples.
>anthropic and openai investing into life sciences>they will cure most genetic health issues like blindness, deafness, cancer and so onthis is way too bullishthese AI companies will be the best stocks for forever
>>62095222Fuck off proxy subhuman
>>62095229They've disclosed multiple zero day vulns granting full system access aka critical or maximum security vulns
>>62095203So I pay $16 to solve a captcha that then allows me to solve another captcha.
>>62095233Source on at least one?
>>62095222>Buy callsAre there ways to buy calls on US financial products on the Asian markets overnight while the Chicago Jews sleep? Just wondering if there are other ways to get 24 hour leverage exposure to US companies
>>62095237>Mythos Preview has already found thousands of high-severity vulnerabilities, including some in every major operating system and web browseranthropic.comSome will probably be or already here https://www.cvedetails.com/vulnerability-list/year-2026/month-4/April.html
>>62095223probably the C compiler all over again. they are hyping quarter truths. not that it can't get there one day, but much like aretemis nobody will care when it actually happens.
>>62095244>source: anthropic.comlol yeah you don't know what you're talking about
>>62095241options are boomer hours only
>>62095248>the C compiler all over again.Apparently they found 'over one dozen' potential bugs in Mozilla's latest releasehttps://blog.mozilla.org/en/firefox/hardening-firefox-anthropic-red-team/And this is without disclosing the effort of the driver behind the wheel. Just pure vaporware and hype
live footage from Iran released
>>62095253What's with the C compiler?
>>62095250https://nvd.nist.gov/vuln/detail/CVE-2026-4747Here's one such example. Grants full system access of a freebsd server. Found my Claude Mythos. Been in the code for 17 years undetected.
When were you when Pakistan scammed the whole stock market?
>BREAKING NEWS - Iran's Supreme Leader, Ayatollah Khamenazi II, announces the change of the country's name: the Aryan nation will now be called IRANIUM. And he himself will change his name to Ayatollah KAMIKAZE PLUTONIUM MAXIMUS. (Axios)
Why did the market pump today? Shit makes no sense. The ceasefire was already collapsing since yesterday
>>62095263i was on ibroker buy callssminem come in"ceasefire fake""no"
ZOGGED
>>62095258there was some shithead twitter-style hype about some dev that made a c compiler with the assistance of Claude. it was complete garbage of course, not sure how these things even end up getting circulated.
>>62095257looks like the same people who made the sam sulyek roid tranny soldier hormone advertisement
>>62095176>helium shortage>need to pay more for helium to make chips>somehow this results in higher margins for chip makers????
>>62095269this is a nothingburger, everyone eligible is always registered they just made it automatic. It's the equivalent of>USPS made address updates automaticoooOOOooOOoo scary
>>62095257seems bullish for AI and chipmakers
>>62095275suppliers put the increased costs together with a higher margin due to supply compression what are companies gonna do, stop making orders to tsmc? lol
>>62095275usa has the greatest reserve of helium
man I’m tired of the Iran war, can we move on to the next season
>>62095265The market did not pump today
>>62095277>we already got pre-enlisted so it's not an issue if they enlist us!That's like that nigga telling Gordon Ramsay he wasn't washing his cabbage cuz he had bought it pre-washed
>>62095261Please aware yourself before slop posting https://news.ycombinator.com/item?id=47597119
the smart man buys OpenAI the IPO daythe scared man says it is overvalued and misses out on free gainz
>>62095261https://blog.calif.io/p/mad-bugs-claude-wrote-a-full-freebsd
>>62095287>claude is used to find bug>claude is used to exploit bug>nooo it's just slop!you are literally retarded
>>62095275>>somehow this results in higher margins for chip makershaving an easy narrative to raise prices gives cover for everyone to do it at the same timeliterally the same thing happened in 2020, not just at the chip makers but the whole supporting supply chain>t. knower
>>62095285this is a good point
>>62095285>up 2.52% todayMaybe I'm using the wrong verbage, but the price on opening today was a fair bit higher than on closing yesterday
I saw a lot of Jews outside while on my snack run earlier. All in their funny hats and shawls. Are they celebrating something?
>>62095263I thought Iran was winning the meme war. Nope, Pakistan just took the lead in one single move.
>>62095294go back and ask
>>62095290I'm just honesty-posting. Yes, this does seem to be the exception to the rule where the LLM actually largely did it, not the pilot.. But who's actually running exposed NFS servers?
>>62095290From what I understand, this is not a practically exploitable bug. I'm just countering the endless hypeposting. You'd need a valid kerberos ticket to exploit.
>>62095297They don't speak English.
>>62095299We're in the utter infancy of AI and it's already routinely solving problems humans failed to solve for over a decade>>62095300Nearly all vulns are like this. The only difference is your anti ai bias. These vulns are important to the business world maybe not to the guy shitposting from his mom's basement
>>62095290>you are literally retardedyou don't even understand anything going on here, you're just blindly consuming and parroting slop
>>62095303go back and ask in yiddish
>>62095305>We're in the utter infancy of AILOLAI won't get much better same as GPU'syou can't bruteforce something to become smarter by just giving it more computation powerat some point the issue is just how the system operates
>>62095307I'm the only person actually vetting anything being said. You've posted zero factual information. None. All your gay opinion based on literally nothing but yourself
>>62095305>We're in the utter infancy of AI and it's already routinely solving problems humans failed to solve for over a decadeLol, this was not a problem humans even attempted because this vulnerability was not a realistic risk. I'm not at all opposed to LLMs do the typing for me but you're being a mindless hypebeast here. It found a bug in a scenario that would realistically never occur or be exploited. Is that cool? Hell yes. Is that groundbreaking? Absolutely not.>>62095312What? Lol. I've posted my response to the scenario. It's factual you'd need a valid ticket to exploit and no one runs internet exposed NFS servers. This is a nothingburger, call me when OpenBSD is sweating.
>>62095311It gets smarter by improvements to code that come from data sets that are refined over time along with hardware improvements yes. And just like I said AI potential is limitless and in it's infancy and already doing things humans are paid top dollar to do only faster and far more efficiently. suck it hater
ceasefires don’t stop right away dummies, both sides get in a few pot shots at the end and lie saying it takes a couple of days for the news to pass. But the fire is ceased, the kikes and Zognald underestimated the Iranians and now it’s time to strike a deal. I hope you bought calls
>>62095314>call me when OpenBSD is sweating>the oldest we have found so far being a now-patched 27-year-old bug in OpenBSD—an operating system known primarily for its securityoh the ironing
>he didnt buy any chip stocks evergrim
>>62095316ever heard what overrefinement is?there is no intelligence in LLM'sthey just are 100% deterministic and just find the output that seems correct from their trainingthey can't even question their own answer as they are incapable of understandingAI can't do anything humans cant, and is inferior to anyone above 100 IQ points, but perhaps you see it smart for the very same reason kek
>>62095286The point of a draft is to enlist everyone of age, they need to know who to enlist and they're not gonna do that the day they enact the draft
>>62095316he's kind of right though. there will need to be a jump in hardware to get to something significantly better. most of the easy targets have been achieved and going smaller die size is going to have diminishing returns. /biz/ wise I would be looking into quantum and bio computing startups.
>>62095316>It gets smarter by improvements to code that come from data sets that are refined over timelol, code is only getting worse dude.. it's just introducing noise into the training set. >AI potential is limitless and in it's infancy and already doing things humans are paid top dollar to do only faster and far more efficiently. suck it haterWhere does this energy even come from I don't understand. It seems like it comes from a place of envy or hate. I've been using Claude and Codex max plans since they were available, so I'm an LLM maximalist but you seem mad if someone criticizes it all. honestly where does the energy come from? madcuzbad or something?>>62095319Again, I guarantee it's a nothingburger that wasn't worth spending actual man hours on.
>buying chip stocks. at these prices Babbies first bubble?
>>62095319I don't think openbsd has kerberos in base, the bug was in freebsd which ships with kerb
can't believe biz is actually completely wrong about ai and sounds exactly like a bunch of luddites. sad times. bye bye losers
>>62095325I try to tell them but they call me a boomer.
>>62095321anthropomorphism is a helluva drug though. good luck convincing people on a nepalese yak fetish forum.
>>62095321>AI can't do anything humans cantin addition to everything else you said, exactly. AI is great for the little guy since I can't afford head count / Indians. But it's CERTAINLY not doing anything that couldn't already be done traditionally with enough butts in seats.
The only use of AI is automating research and transformer LLMs as they exist are incapable of doing so cause they can't generate new information not present in some form in their training dataset, or their output will be random and unpredictable if they stray too far from it
>>62095321>AI can't do anything humans cantThey'll integrate quantum computing into it within the next 3-10 years max. At which point it will be "thinking", in some manner, in a way that makes it entirely unlike any other thing.
>>62095109you should consider indoor shrimp farming
>>62095327do you even use AI retard? do you even code?>>62095334lol this is such retarded stoner talk
>>62095334quantum computing just figured how to factorize 100, plus we're nowhere close to figuring how they could improve "AI". Even if they're used, quantum comouters are still in a 1960s research lab only phase
Goodnight /smg/. Good luck tomorrow.
/smg/ TDScucks lost
>>62095279what AI is iran using and are they using the paid version?
>>62095336>>62095337Must be why NIST (an actual global scientific reference source) is rushing to development and implement quantum resistant encryption methods.
>>62095327it was 10x worse here months ago. in their defense everyone was calling it a massive bubble then, the news, CNBC, reddit, etc. now with agents and revenue thats clearly died down in public.i used to assume it was people who missed NVDA, AMD, MU, AVGO, etc... now idk they may just be serious.
>>62095257Is this what they meant when they said future wars would be fought with AI? Because this fucking sucks desu
>>62095264Persians would never adopt Latin names ignoramus
>PLTR barely went up during the war>rugs now that it's overI was too late to this shit wasn't I
>>62095331<$50 to discover a 27 year old high severity dos attack with ai
AI is very very smart sir >solved 0 health issues, no cure even for basic gene mutations, or cancer cells>solved 0 global issues>solved few meme bugs in softwareI rest my case
>>62095338Thanks you too BP anon
>>62095324>code finds more vulns>finds more faster>getting worseliterally retarded
>>62095354political investing. butthurt anti trump cucks mad that ai cucked iran
>>62095159>It's Korea giving Iran Biological weapons>Ignore the Israeli Jews and Chineses who have been bringing biological weapons into the US
>>62095321>they just are 100% deterministicfalse
>>62095372oy vey
>>62095339Estimate the IQ of "not a pleasant day" spammer.
>>62095372It's just a bot.Jews are targeting East Asians because they know white people don't mind them and they're pulling ahead.
>oilcoin
>>62095342Yes cause it's pretty simple to do. Do you expect to develop those algorithms only after everyone's encryption gets broken? Current "AI" stems from theory developed in the 50s, theory always predates practice, sometimes by hundreds of years
they must be planning the next dump
>>62095078SBA PRIME loans of up to 250k stage 1. stage 2 is 750k. In certain states it’s even higher. New york state they’ll give you up to $150k as an immigrant. 250k if you’re a woman owned buisness.All exclusive to immigrant minorities, so if your white and an immigrant, or brown and native born, then no dice
>>62095339>be almost bed time>be thinking "just time to get a bit of seethe truthing in before bed">slip out of silk slippers and silk pyjamas, slip into melanias warm ham sandwich to live another day, one shitpost at a time
>>62095394they??
>>62095096I was happy with my 5% gainz on SOXL around 2 yesterday so I sold and went to the store and got back around 4:30/5ish.Take that for what you will.
>the average smg diaper investor is an immigrant street shitter
>>62095405they need to specify
quite an eventful ceasefire
>>62095284>because the next one will be so much different
>>62095415fastest 2 weeks I've ever seen!
futures surprisingly mute
>>62095415>algos don't even twitch
>>62095284what you think the writers got planned for next season, a Cuba excursion adventure? More South America shenanigans?
>>62095429I hope they fill out the greenland teaser
Imagine thinking oil was going to go above $130
henlo mister jerome
>>62095293>Gap upGuess what happens next lmao
>>62095358>>62095364it's not high severity at all is my point, it's a scenario that would never be a realistic vulnerability.
>>62095460All vulns are realistic in the business world. There are machines that are compromised by an intelligence agent attaching a drive to a device to exploit a vuln. Air gapped machines. Your feeling this doesn't matter to you means nothing to the business world. The world doesn't revolve around you.
JOE BIDEN
I solded a MU call for $956 today :3
>>62095489naked? I sold a bunch of naked soxl calls>>62095440i like your new outfit
>>62095492>nakedOf course not, im not a retarded degenerate gambler
>>62095497Good luck. I sold a MU credit spread 2 days ago.
>>62095499Bullish or bearish?
>>62095499ooof
>>62095497i only do it when it's the smart movenah i'm lyin i sold a spread so my loss is cappedbut it was the right thing to do anyway
TRADERS COULD BE HERE ...
Couple of hours and we're back off to the races.
Bongland breakfast news- peace deal shakey- trump complains about NATO- slight increase in oil prices>bingbong
>>62095263Its not Pakistan, its trumpTrumps NPD and cognitive decline mean that he isn't actually deal with the real Iran that exists in the real world with the rest of us but instead a fantasy Iran that he has constructed in his head - this is the "much more reasonable regime" that he keeps talking about in his tweetsWhen he was handed Irans demands he immediately decided that they were untenable but instead of refusing he simply invented a new set of fantasy demands and agreed to those instead. Since the Pakistanis had no idea of this they reported to the Iranians that trump had agreed to the ceasefire proposal as is and that's where we are now.As reality begins to conflict with the narcissistic fantasy in trumps mind he will begin feeling increasingly persecuted and betrayed (you can already see this coming through in his most recent tweets) and he will eventually lash out in anger by resuming the bombing of Iran or otherwise doing something equally stupid and destructive
short oil
'no'
Cuckfire didn't last one day.
>>62095547The deal is an outline to talk about a deal. It's shaky by nature lol. If it were solid there'd be no future talks and already agreed on.
>>62095559Talks will be bombed.
>>62095552(You)
>>62095560In Pakistan? lol
>>62095560Morally superior bombings. Morally speaking.
>>62095567>>62095567>>62095567
