Iran is a terrorist state who has it in their constitution that Israel must be destroyedThe Iranian regime must be toppled no matter the cost edition>Educational sites:https://www.investopedia.comhttps://www.khanacademy.org/economics-finance-domain>Financial TV Streams:https://www.newslive.com/american/cnbc.htmlhttps://www.livestreamy.net/bloomberg/>Charts:https://www.tradingview.comhttps://www.finscreener.comhttps://www.portfoliovisualizer.com>Screeners: so you feel like in the movieshttps://finviz.com/https://etfdb.com/>Gambling:https://www.optionsplaybook.com/options-introduction/https://www.optionsprofitcalculator.comhttps://optionstrat.com/https://www.optionistics.com/quotes/option-prices>Pre-Market and Live data:https://www.investing.com/indices/indices-futureshttps://finance.yahoo.com/>Calendarshttps://www.marketwatch.com/economy-politics/calendarhttps://www.earningswhispers.com/calendarhttps://www.cmegroup.com/trading/interest-rates/countdown-to-fomc.htmlhttps://www.mortgagenewsdaily.com/data/building-permits>Boomer Investing 101: so zoomers with meme stocks can outperform youhttps://www.bogleheads.org/wiki/Getting_startedhttps://www.sec.gov/search-filings>Misc smg:https://www.financialjuice.com/homehttps://finance.yahoo.com/trending-tickershttps://market24hclock.com/https://www.dividendchannel.com/drip-returns-calculatorhttps://brokerchooser.com/https://www.chathamfinancial.com/technology/us-market-rates>NEW THREAD: Copy-paste the following when making a new thread:https://pastebin.com/GfB48W5GPreviously on /smg/>>62096683
Death to iran
>>62097176I propose Isreal takes the lead this time. The rest of us can sit back and watch.
someone has to explain here. spy at 680 is pretty much where we were before the war but the war is actually still going on and even escalating including the gay of hornussy still being closed. what am I missing here?
this is the most ridiculous price action on SPY I have ever seen, and the most retarded headline chasing nonsense. I have lost everything
>>62097176>The Iranian regime must be toppled no matter the cost edition>no matter to cost $150 a barrel at least
shalom
>>62097184Long live Yisrael! Am Yisrael Chai and my oil longs!!!
GO UP $MU YOU FUCKING NIGGER THIS SHIT HAS BEEN HOVERING AROUND 410 FOR 3 MONTHS
>>62097187Ai?
AMZN
>designated baking jewWork for me!
>stock market general>kike breadfitting
>>62097187
>>62097201still would
>>62097187when has war in the middle east ever been bearish for the US?
>>62097196my nigger MU trades SSDs too, especially data center
>green on daily>green on weekly>green on monthly>never went short>only bought reputable large companies with growing earnings at lows>bears are postingyou guys are bad at this
>>62097201Me1adinha and she actually looks like that
>JD Vance to lead peace talks delegation over weekendWW3 on Monday confirmed
YOU RETARDS NEED TO UNDERSTAND DONALD PUMP HAS ORDERED THE TREASURY TO ENSURE THIS RALLY HOLDS. THE MARKETS MUST REMAIN UP. THERES NO ALTERNATIVE. THE NEWS IS GOING TO SAY A LOT OF FAKE AND GAY SHIT AND YOU NEED TO JUST BE BUYING CALLS INTO IT.
>>62097214>Congress to vote on 1 billion amazon gift cart funding for war negotiations
I got rich buying silver
>>62097214old newsthey're sending the zog twins again...kushner and jackoffthe most unserious market signal of all time
>trump reconsiders sending vance to pakistan for talks amid security concernsNothing ever happens
>>62097223what are the odds the Iranians do what the US did and just blow the negotiators up
>>62097226I have a feeling Jared Kushner will be able to make it
>>62097226>>62097227why do these people even need to travel? all international policy is conducted on fucking twitterjust get on a zoom call or some shit retards
>>62097214bullish for oil
They literally told you the government was shorting oil.
you haven't learned yet, have you?
>>62097234people betting against the establishment is really fucking dumb. and they still do this shit. life is so much easier when you just let donald PUMP be in control and let him guide your calls to many gains
>>62097234DOE shorts have been known for awhile
>>62097232can't seal the deal with a firm handshake over video call silly zoom zoom
>>62097232International diplomacy conducted through twitter and conflicting breaking news bulletins has been a disaster
How many times are these dumb clown markets gonna fall for this shit? It's surreal at this point
>>62097227US and israel are way more likely to do that actuallyand my little crystal ball here says the market will interpret it as positive news that they did a decapitation for the nth time then crab until earnings then dump furiously
Ok I give up I’m a mumu now
>>62097217TINA is realbuy whatever is artificially raped by "current thing" and just flip it on the rally. Last week it was "OMG meta lost a trial" into a 15% rally and now its bill gates showing up in congress for Epstein files so MSFT down 30% for no reason.Its fake and gay outrage, two more weeks, no one remembers anything pump and dump farming timeline and you can either embrace it or get fucking wrekt. just sell current thing and buy cheap thing while kikes play musical chairs with pump and dump sector rotations.sold:AMZNMETACCLbought:MSFTMCDHPQSLVbeen playing cycles on USAR. buy BTC in the 60s. Accumulate QLD
>>62097229Be a very funny thing for Iran to do something to American negotiaters after what we did to theirs
97 evens are trading
>>62097246Wonderful top signal.
>>62097240apparently it works on twitter
>>62097246sorry but our club is full. you can stay a poor bobo for the rest of your life.
Does anyone think the ceasefire will actually last 2 weeks? Trump obviously just wants some of the oil to get out of the strait to ease political pressure and to use the time to build up forces in the area. He's pulled this trick before.
Holy shit I lost a lot of moneyTime to go bull mode
>>62097249I would gladly watch my portfolio go to 0 if it means seeing jared kushner's head on a spike
>>62097242fr, we're about to tease breaking ATHs on a war relief rally, while the war is ongoing and escalating.
The Dow is only 200 points in the green, who's going to believe this. Pump that shit to 6 gorillion and assuage the world's fear as they run out of oil
>>62097257TOP IS IN BOYS SELL THEM CALL SPREADS
>>62097242nobody fell for it, look at the volumethe only people falling for it is retail
>>62097256Isn't it already broken?
>>62097252apparently fucking not seeing as how the ceasefire didn't last two hours>>62097264way ahead of you(please go down holy fuck i'm getting raped so hard rn)
>>62097254why is military advertising like this, like just put up a roided up uncle sam poster like the good old days
>>62097187Longterm. Destruction.Of.Trust.In.Markets.
GAUZ
>>62097246Sell signal.
>>62097267as far as i can tell the wars over chief, israel is fully onboard
>>62097268Roid trannies are on their way out, too many kids are blasting compounds in their teens and after a year look like they are forty years old
oh my!those pesky bearish green candles again!
>>62097266Last I heard it was still up in the air but both sides were open to negotiations.
>>62097274isn't there someone you forgot to ask?
>>62097280Try again without the reddit spacing
>>62097283Very accurate depiction of reality
>>62097256Nah Trump has cucked out for real this time around.
Oil barons Im in dire need of hopium
>>62097274Be real about it we are just reloading. The whole thing will repeat itself after April 20thFor now yes. It seems it's over..despite the hormuz still being closed.
>>62097291Peace is priced in.
>>62097291You shouldn't have bet against the entire global economy and certainly not on the second most abundant liquid on the planet as though it were at all scarce even without strait passage.
>>62097290Doesn't seem like it. He's still sending marines to the area and said lebanon had nothing to do with the agreed upon ceasefire.
>wake up>be American >trade for profits>lots of dollars made>trost Trump>make more dollarsMeanwhile>be yuropoor>no trades>if trades, it’s all taxed for many euros>live in a small flat>not rich enough for a house let alone dacha>no air conditionersA sad life
>>62097265>nobody fell for it, look at the volume>the only people falling for it is retailoh thank godI thought I was taking crazy pillsI noticed the low volume 3 days, but then it was higher volume.but wait it's 28.3 million on the spy today, but that's still just mid day. the number will go upugh...
13 ships went through the Hormussy these past two days.0 were tankers. But the media and twitter headlines won't tell you that.
>>62097284your mussy is hurting,bigly!
>3% of the entire USA's strategic toilet paper and adult disposable underwear reserve are gone>Market pumpsMAKE IT MAKE SENSE
Nuke Israel
>>62097303Post truth markets
>>62097303the arsonist is behind bars and this is an isolated incident
>>62097300If too many ships go through too quickly it could prolapse the strait.
>>62097187markets are forward looking and it’s all priced in. The elites knew the war was happening so they sold the top despite many large tech companies having record revenue beats and guidance.now that large tax returns are sent back to average Americans plus the 8 trillion on the sidelines they will invest in the market to get rugged some time later and blame the strait being closed for a month. It sounds rational enough and you goyim will fall for it
Why the FUCK is it going down now
>>62097281Is it active and being respected currently? I thought they were both still bombing away.
>>62097303And at a time when soft lumber imports are tarrifed too
>>62097212If the skinny wojak was black he would be smiling kek
>>62097314play stupid gamesget stupid prices
>>62097296Gas still rising in price, countries trying to buy all they can at 150 of dollars or more a barrel, ships not moving, would take a month for new shipments to arrive, strait still closed, years before flow returns to normal, months or years before equipment is repaired
Why is gold stable
>>62097314trump didnt speak this morning
>>62097310that's what they want you to thinkthe jews are scared shitless there might be copycat arsoniststhis could shift the balance of power in the entire world into street shitter's dirty handspray our jewish lords can shut it down
>>62097298What blew up in russia this time, broom handle ass holster
>>62097321it was never supposed to be a currency it was always programmed to be a store of value
I just keep buying more SQQQ.... thinking spy will top at 6800 and we will slowly grind downward at least or maybe have a real dropgetting kinda nervous. I'm buying the dip, but the dip keeps dippin
>>62097301Ptg tranny lingo predditorYou have to go back
watching SOXL bump up against my 71 naked SOXL calls while I refuse to sell and I'm almost starting to understand what deep cervix smashing orgasm inducing rape feels like
Not buying into this fake market.Below $600 I'm in spy.This market makes no sense.USO is still at $125 and there is no oil going through the strait.
>>62097314Lunch time, it’ll pump more in a couple of hours. Tomorrow will be red but only a bit
>>62097326States are selling off all their gold to buy oil
>>62097327FWIW I think your timing is good.
michael jackson movie will come out and peace in middle east will be declared check em
>>62097304Nuke russia and the internet suddenly becomes usable again without you screeching subhuman roaches everywhere
WHY DO YOU KEEP BUYING SOXL YOU NUGGER BULLS DON'T YOU LIKE BUYING DIPS??? WANT CHEAPIES??? WELL GUESS WHAT DIPS DON'T HAPPEN IF YOU KEEP RETARDBUYING LIKE A BUNCH OF RETARDSSSS
Wew, that was close. Solded my oil stonks last minute. Wtf was this? This market is nuts.
This market doesn’t make any fucking sense. I don’t have any trust in it to be able to keep my money safe.
>>62097338no they aren't retard no one is selling precious oil for a stupid rock
>>62097345>he sold the bottom again
>>62097246Top signal.
>>62097270We should have listened
Well, I'm going to sell.See you on Monday when you're all crying because you didn't sell and the U.S. broke an agreement for the 666th time.
I don't think the algorithms are running the markets anymore, they went back to analog and are turning the dial
So the ceasefire is offWhy doesn't the market care? All US media sources are lying or omitting facts to imply that it's still going
>>62097327They are going to declare mission accomplished Venezuela style and everyone forgets about it in a week. Then the fed is going to lower rates and markets will rally 25% in two months while every retail bear posts angry increasingly anti semetic rants.stop trying to short the bottom. just buy when its cheap and stop reading the news dude.
>biz queers too scared to buy haha that’s why the elites always win they have you in full fear and you’re not buying haha. Muh I don’t trust the pump, yeah goofy boy that’s the point you buy back in when you see the line goes up more and they sell on your ass. The market will dump when the war ends because it pumped so much, it’s called selling the news :^)
>>62097357Source that it's off? This was the latest I found:https://www.aljazeera.com/news/2026/4/9/us-iran-talks-in-pakistan-whos-attending-whats-on-the-agendaBasically just stating negotiations will take place soon. Not that facts or reality matter here anyway.
>>62097351Nah, I don't care. Too stressful. Fuck this gay market.
>>62097357The market is a paki owned American gas station, prices can rapidly rise but never rapidly fall, thanks for playing
>>62097353YOU REALLY SHOULD HAVE LISTENED. I GAVE YOU THE KEYS TO MAKE TONS OF MONEY TODAY. LISTEN UP: THE MARKET HAS 2 DIRECTIONS, UP AND TO THE RIGHT
>>62097357you think you have secret knowledge because you’re on telegram? You know all these institutions have bots that parse and read all articles from various telegrams and websites (including this one) to gauge sentiment and decide whether to pump or to dump
>>62097357bombs arent actively droppingwith all the misinformation happening, explosions are the best guide
>>62097354Mr bobo’ getting closer.On his way since last October.
>>62097367this is a private channel bots aren't allowed to scrape here
>>62097354KEK BAGGIE AT THINKING THE MARKET IS EVER GOING TO CAREDID YOU KNOW THE FINANCIAL WORLD IS FULL OF THE SCUMMIEST HELLBOUND PIECES OF SHIT ON THE PLANET THAT WOULD SELL THEIR OWN FAMILY IF IT MADE THEIR PORTFOLIO GREENLMAO IF YOU HATE THE WORLD BEING FUCKED UP, FINANCIAL MARKETS ARE NOT FOR YOU
>>62097369The best time to buy the general market are when the goyim are googling alternative investments.
>>62097377WRONG. THE BEST TIME TO BUY THE MARKET IS WHEN THE GOYIM ARE LIQUIDATING THEIR 401KS
>>62097369Why do you attach some anime girl to your posts?idgi
>>62097357Because it signals that there is an appetite for peace, meaning this will not last for long. This is a lesson of trading on the news for you.
>>62097375pretty amazing that mr miller posts here
>>62097187war is not bearish
>>62097366Mr bobos on his wayMumus hide your gains and pray
>>62097377fake. forsen would never allow xqc in this group
>>62097386ONLY 2 MORE WEEKS RIGHT
>>62097369>retards are leaving the market at the bottomthis is the most bullish thing I have ever seen
>>62097382Of course we want peace, hasn't that been obvious from the start? After Israel levels Iran, peace will be achieved. That's been the gameplan from the get go. I don't see how the ceasefire talks indicate something that wasn't already present, and the negotiating parties have incompatible goals.
>>62097391THEY ARENT LEAVING. THOSE SEARCHES ARE FROM POORFAGS WHO CANT AFFORD EVEN 1 SHARE OF THE SPYTHERE ARE NO 401K OUTFLOWS. THE GOYIM ARE STILL INVESTED
Iranians specifically want Hezbollah, not Lebanon in the ceasefire
>>62097340>FWIW I think your timing is good.thanks bro>>62097358>stop trying to short the bottom.well it's not the bottom thoughwe bounced up hard from the botttom, and now we're at 6800 where 7000 was the ATHso I think it will at least bounce down a little bitit will eventually go up, once this unpleasantness is resolved. but I don't think the issue is done yet.
>>62097403dang i didn't realize the US and Iran's economies were so intertwined. Why did we offshore all our manufacturing to Iran?
>>62097391Brittany venti looks like that!?
>>62097414idk, short oil
>>62097356>I don't think the algorithms are running the markets anymore, they went back to analog and are turning the diallmao
>>62097403That is a separate conflict. Israel is trying to regain it's territory, and a cease fire would make that impossible boss.
>>62097403hezbollah is lebanon in all practicality
>>62097381It's a fake mirror they use to pretend they look like that
>>62097358>while every retail bear posts angry increasingly anti semetic rants.bears are incredibly pro-Israel ATM practically IDF agents.
the war is over chuddies!
>Marine Traffic: Non-Iranian oil tanker crosses Strait of Hormuz for first time since ceasefire.
>>62097420Wrong
>>62097423>It's a fake mirror he uses to pretend he looks like thatftfy
From Iran's perspective, why stop now? They're strangling the US economy and launching themselves into superpower status.
>>62097402Mr. Bobo’s in your room, here to tell you of your doom.“I was always here, you know. I was the pump before the low”
>>62097356algos are in fact running the markets. thats all there isthe trading desks have clocked out and are on the sidelines. theres nothing to do on a fragile low volume pump with any real size. retail has forgotten what a deep red candle that blows out the entire days trade looks like and it could happen at any moment. it probably wont but basically well know where the market standsn ext week
>>62097427with insurance premiums through the roof
>>62097375Lol, I'm selling right now because I'm in the green, and I'll buy again when everything's back in the red.And I'll laugh when Trump goes and screws over his own people again.
>>62097425I hope you abrahamic faggots all die
>>62097420Israel will still negotiate with the wrong people.
>>62097437APRIL WILL BE TEH BIGGEST RETARD RALLY ANY OF YOU HAVE SEEN. AND THEN IN MAY THEY WILL SELL AND GO AWAY. THERE YOU NOW HAVE THE WALL STREET PLAYBOOK FOR THE NEXT 30 DAYS. TRY ACTUALLY MAKING SOME MONEY FOR ONCE
>>62097443why are you assuming anything about me
>>62097431of course it is. they are the reason israel is invading and annexing southern lebanon, are you a retard?
>>62097436it's juicy bait but god help me i will not take it
>>62097436Iran is a poor country that has been struggling with sanction strangulation for decades. They need to open up cash flow in order to continue funding their regional aspirations. They’re likely going to keep the toll.
>>62097427>>62097426kek it's a Chinese port tanker and it's headed inThe boat headed out is an Iranian container ship
>>62097446What earth-shattering financial insight. I swear without the caps it wouldn't be half as enlightening.
>>62097427>1 ship paid the toll in past 2 daysWAR IS FINISHED GO HOME
>>62097426Dear god please let this be true I need to make some dinero por favor…
>>62097452YOU SAY THIS BUT I DONT SEE YOU BUYING CALLS EVEN THOUGH THEY ARE GUARANTEED MONEY
>>62097450>>62097449yeah so far this has all gone exceedingly well for Iran imo, on the surface anyway. I'm not sure what kind of damage they've sustained domestically though. I just don't see why they'd back down at this point unless the US is serious about nukes/ground invasion and general total destruction.
I deeply and immensely regret selling my 300 shares of KODK at 8.70 I did not foresee the comeback of Polaroids
>>62097438Nope, if the algos were still running it we would see smoother movement and more fluctuations, they're turning a dial now, that's why we see sharp raises that barely fluctuate and plateau for most of the day
>>62097453Unironically yes.LOVE WON. LETS CALL IT A DRAW!
>>62097176If PLTR gets in the 125 - 120 range I’m ready to go in big.
>about to graduate with a M.S.>job market is shit>was paid 2000 USD/month during it despite working 40hr/week and doing grad level research>have to write grant requests to fund research, they award 100 millions + but the university keeps 50% of that money>school already asking me to donate to themAre universities even more jewish than the maekets?
>>62097460THE MARKET IS SENSITIVE TO OIL RETARD
Bears anuses are so stretched after the big bull fucking over the past two days kek
>>62097465kek this nigga thinks going to school will make him LESS retarded
>>62097465get fucked nigga. have fun with you 1k/month student loans for 20 years.
>>62097448Launch rockets into kikestan, you shouldn't be surprised schlomo sends some kosher fireworks your way, they have every right to bomb the fuck out of you for having to deal with your constantly sending martyrs to attack them
>>62097459>I deeply and immensely regret selling my 300 shares of KODK at 8.70 I did not foresee the comeback of Polaroidsthe nifty fifty are making a comeback brothercoke a cola lead the way. now we rise
>>62097466The market is sensitive to the hand moving the dial
>>62097464>If PLTR gets in the 125 - 120 range I’m ready to go in big.why did IGV and PLTR drop again?PLTR really shouldn't be included in the ai gonna kill software meme, considering it is AIand also militaryso... yeah pltr should be a good buy here. if you want it normally
>>62097458I think the IRGC will eventually have more issues to deal with internally due to what happened pre-war, but I don't think even a full 2 weeks is enough for that to unwind. They're currently doing the previous Ayatollah's 40 day funeral which is very sacred in Islam, I'm guessing they'll act when that's over
>>62097486OK BROKE ASS WAHTEVER
>>62097473Just got back from the Turkish bath house huh and itching for another cram, share less
>>62097464>If PLTR gets in the 125 - 120 range I’m ready to go in big.woahzoom outit is bonking off resistance at 128yeah it's gonna pop. probably go up to 150, from 130 nowthat's a 15% gain real quick
SOXL has topped, not buying at least 65$ puts is simply not liking money at this point
>>62097476>>62097478I did my bachelor's somewhere the fees weren't retarded, then got American taxpayers to fully fund my PhD AND pay me while doing it. Now I'm taking a that investment and fucking off lol
In honor of even more tacoing pumping the markets, I ate a breakfast burrito and it was delicious
>>62097465https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sadomasochism>>62097336Relax. You got in early. That's the good news. The bad news is you might be several months early before itB L A C K S W A N SLACKSWANSto the masses.
>>62097493DONT CARE ABOUT YOUR TRANNY SHITS&P 500 GOES UP AND TO THE RIGHT. BUY CALLS
>>62097490We're all going to be broke with the way the dollar keeps losing its value
>>62097493you said this yesterday and I sold 71 naked calls now i'm being forcibly penetratively edge raped to painful orgasm please (don't) make it stop i'll regret this so hard 30 years from now and you'll be sorry when i press charges
>>62097336>no oil going through the straitLITERALLY 15 SHIPS HAVE GONE THROUGH TODAY
>>62097493it went up literally 30% in 2 days, even if the correction is microscopic we still make $$$
>>62097500NOT IF YOU BUY CALLS IDIOTDEVALUING DOLLAR MEANS UP AND TO THE RIGHT STOCK MARKET. ITS FUCKING EASY
>>62097502
Man, all of that for a two weeks ceasefire that doesn't guarantee a ceasefire after two weeks anyway
>>62097491 Ah fucking bears like you and getting paid for it is my dream life, hey what do you think I should buy with your money today, I’m thinking a big sushi platter to celebrate and then I go browse some jet skis to pick out for spring
>>62097502And not one of them was an oil tanker
>>62097498meds and fuck off with caps lock moshe
damnpltr acts like a high leverage version of IGValmost like bitcoin and MSTRI am much more interested in playing with TQQQ because I understand it better, but hats off to you pltr chads
>>62097505YOURE GONNA HAVE TO ACTUALLY GO THERE TO BELIEVE ANYTHING THEN FAGGOT. LET US KNOW WHEN YOU GET THERE
>>62097504You're one of those boomer npc's sitting in front of a slot machine mashing a button that does nothing
>>62097458The average annual household earning in Iran 537,600,300 IRR. Not a hyper inflated economy at all broseph.
>>62097509FACTUALLY WRONG KEK BAGGIES WITH NO INFORMATION FEEDS FROM GREAT SITES LIKE FINANCIAL JUICE LMAO KEK BAGGGGGIEEEEESSSJUST BUY SPY CALLS LOOK AT THAT THING
>>62097506Yeah I'm thinking I'm fucked I'm about to capitulate on my SPY puts but IDK. Market doesn't really care to explore the downside price action here it seems regardless of what's happening and maybe we rally into summer on war relief vibes. What's the consensus my fellow bizraeli's? I don't see Israel dropping this but if the headlines turn the other cheek no one will care and this gets forgotten about. I felt like we were already headed down before the war anyway so puts here would be incredibly natural but maybe this is a vibe change.
Can you fucking people stop talking about your retarded get rich quick schemes in the oil market? Surely there is some betting/casino forum where you can discuss this shit with all the other degenerates??Discuss actual stonks!
>>62097519TICKER SYMBOL SPYIT GOES UP AND TO THE RIGHTBUY CALLS FOR INCOME ENHANCEMENT
>>62097516>the average Iranian makes almost half a billion dollars a year just for sweeping up broken glass at the local beer factorythis could be US if we didn't have jews
bitcoin tells us literally nothing is happeningI feel better
>>62097523BITCOINS LITERALLY UP 10% IN THE LAST FEW DAYS UMMMMMM
>>62097507Buy some class and tastes, that yuppy appetite really clashes with your trailer park white trash recreation
>>62097515He's the guy still living with his parents who blew their retirement fund down to 2k with 1 week calls on oil
>>62097518
haha noooooo don't destroy israel that would be crazy iran
>>62097527AND YOURE THE GUY WHO MADE 0 DOLLARS ON CALLS DESPITE HAVING SOMEONE TELLING YOU IT WAS GONNA WORK LMAO IMAGINE COPING THIS HARD ABOUT BEING GIVEN EASY MONEY TIPS THAT YOU JUST DONT TAKE CUZ YOURE A PUSSY RETARD FAGGOT BAGGIE KEEEKEKKKKKK
>>62097519It's afraid
>>62097518>I felt like we were already headed down before the war anywaythis is what I think toobut the oil shock flushed out some of the natural dropso instead of -20% in spy, it will be -15%or if you think it was a -10, it will now be a -7.5
>>62097419SHAKIN DEM TREES, BASSH!
>>62097531you sound mad bro chill out
>>62097535THE MARKET IS GOING TO GO UP IN APRIL RETARD. NEW ATH BY MAY. ITS GUARANTEED. DONALD PUMP NEEDS IT FOR MIDTERMS. GOD YOU PEOPLE ARE SO DENSE. NONE OF THIS MACRO SHIT MATTERS!!!!!!!
>>62097525it's trading in the same channel it was for like a month. it's in a giant bear flagunless or until it breaks out of that channel, literally nothing is happening.
>>62097538IM SO TIRED OF DUMB PEOPLE JSUT BUY CALLS RETARDS HOLY SHIT DONT TALK ABOUT YOUR RETARDED FUD JUST BUY CALLS AND TALK ABOUT HOW MUCH MONEY YOU MAKE FROM THEM AND HOW WINNING FEELS SO GOOD
>>62097540midterms are held in november
>>62097540>NONE OF THIS MACRO SHIT MATTERS!!!!!!!kpic unrelated. just wanted to post it
>>62097528Imagine dying for israel and bankrupting your country for an orange pedophile, very American like apple pie
>>62097528Do Californians really want to fight Iran?Bearish for oil
>>62097543nigger I told you several times to stop trading on emotions, now tour parents' house will be gone cause you keep swinging strategies at every tweet. You won't even be a neet anymore, you'll be straight up homeless lol
>>62097544PEOPLE NEED TO FEEL GOOD BEFORE THEN DUMBASS RETARD WHY DO YOU REPLY TO ME WITH YOUR IDIOTIC BULLSHIT FUCK YOU RETARD
>>62097549AND YOU USE RACIAL SLURS AND HAVE NO DOLLARS TODAY AND I HAVE ALL THE DOLLARS GET FUCKED. BUY CALLS IF YOU WANT TO INCREASE YOUR WEALTH
I went on such a Rampage this year. Timing every bottom never losing money on a trade.And now suddenly I have no idea what's happening.
>>62097545lol wut girls don't poop
What made me really doubt this whole idea of peace is that the US sent over an artillery division.And now Trump talking about 'other conquests' when in fact Trump has been brainlet 12D chessing of always doing the opposite of what he says. It feels pretty grim.I think the only real thing he said through this whole war is that he wanted the oil. I think it's really that shrimple.
>>62097553GIRLS TAKE THE NASIEST FUCKING SHITS THEY WILL STINK UP THAT BATHROOM FOR WEEKS OFF OF 1 FUCKING SHIT
>>62097552whats your ytd
>>62097551yeaj I got calls.USO @200 Jun 18th x 115USO @200 Dec 18th x 20
>>620975282000:1 public to armada ratio btw.
>>62097558WOW THOSE CALLS SUCK DICKS BRO SUCKS TO BE YOU RETARD KEK OIL BAGGIE
>>62097556not much and I don't even track that but I didn't lose any money wich is a big step forward
I got 3k, what should I buy?
>>62097548nobody wants to fight Iran. Imagine dying in those shitty hills to get oil for your commisar
>>62097559nah trump watched blackhawk down and genuinely thinks 10000 muhreens (HOORAH) are enough to take Iran. If they have 50k troops total it's likely inly 10-20k are GI joe
>>62097561DO YOU THINK HE WILL COPY AND PASTE THE ENTIRE MESSAGE THE US TELLS HIM TO POST ONTO TWITTER, INCLUDING THE PART THAT SHOWS US SOMEONE ELSE WROTE IT AND WHAT TO PASTE LMAO
>>62097563a job>>62097562hepburn will never love you if you don't have a spreadsheet tracking your average monthly returns and ytd performance
>>62097556usually the only reason I don't lose is because I'm lucky af
>>62097560I literally don't care, my strategy doesn't depend on the war. We could have peace yesterday and oil is still going up cause you can't unbomb a refinery
Mr Bobo checks max pain,It’s $650 down the drain.Volume ratio of 3?Doesnt look so good to me.Now I know why mumus surlyMr bobos coming early!
>>62097563SPY CALLS ON ANY RED CANDLE. YOU JUST MISSED A GENERATIONAL BOTTOM A COUPLE MINUTES AGO
>>62097526Ahaha imagine thinking you are too “refined” to enjoy jet skiing hahaha what do you wear a fedora and tip it at the “ladies” as well hahhahaha
>>62097553>lol wut girls don't pooptrue!
>>62097567ibkr should do that automatically but it's bugged
>>62097570YOUR STRATEGY IS TO JUST BUY OIL CALLS DUDE. YOU ARENT EVEN HEDGED. YOURE JUST A RETARD DONT REPLY TO ME WITH YOUR DUMB BAGGIE "STRATEGY" SHIT
>>62097571i'm not a trader what do these lines meangreen is above red so all's good right
>>62097562congrats bro
>>62097576Yeah cause I wanna maximize profit. If I lose I paid a little price to avoid recession, if I win I can become the next IMMORTAN JOE AS THE PRICE OF OIL RISES TO 1000$ USD AARRRGHHH
>>62097562my entire daytrading strategy is "i literally can't afford to lose any of this money" and it's been serving me well the past two years
>>62097565Taking typical American casualties into account, if 50k Americans die then they'll manage to kill 11 million Iranians in exchange.I predict only 16k americans will die but in exchange they'll manage to kill 3-4 million Iranians
>>62097573Light your money on fire, it would be a better use of it, junkie
>>62097581YOU BETTER FUCKING SELL YOUR OIL CALLS OR YOU WILL JOIN THE OTHER BAGGIES WHO HAVE ROPED IN RECENT DAYS. YOU NEED TO BE TAKING THESE KINDS OF BETS ON THINGS IMPROVING. THE VOLATILITY IN MARKETS HAS PASSED. EVERYTHING IS GETTING BETTER NOW
What apps or companies do you guys use to trade and invest?
oh god soxl broke 71 again HELP MY NAKED CALLS ARE BEING RAPED DONT SLUT SHAME ME FOR DRESSING THAT WAY I WASN'T ASKING FOR IT
>>62097587
>hormussy officially open>israel won't sabotage the ceasefirehello snp 7khello dow 50khello oil $70
>>62097586Something sounds off about you, and I don't mean the incessant caps. I don't trust your euphoria.
>>62097419>regainI don't think you understand how this works.
>>62097593I DONT THINK EVERYTHING IS GETTING BETTER BUT I KNOW BETTER THAN TO GO AGAINST MARKETS IN RIP YOUR FACE OFF RALLIESYOU WANT TO BET NEGATIVE WHEN THE MARKET HAS TURNED AND IS NEGATIVEYOU WANT TO BE POSITIVE WHEN ITS UP AND TO THE RIGHTITS FUCKING EASY MAN JUST DO WHAT THE CHART SAYS. UP. TO THE RIGHT. BUY CALLS IN THE SPY
>>62097555can't argue with those digits boss
Damn I had a transfer finally settle and I was going to buy more this morning but I forgot
NIGGER NIGGER NIGGERRRRRRRRR HAHAHAHAHA I KEEP SHORTING IT KEEPS PUMPING HAHAHAHAHA 70% UP IN 5 DAYS WHO GIVES A SHIT AMIRITE PUMP PUMP AHAHAHAHHSH
>>62097599but is it true tho baggie? does your gookfu poop? isn't that a jewish myth to makes us hate women?
>Iran's Supreme Leader Mojtaba Khamenei to Iranian people: You have been the definitive victor in this Sacred Defense.>Moving to a new stage in managing the Hormuz Strait.Its over, pack it up. Peace won. Love won. The relentless bull market won!Someone get out to Times Square and kiss the first gal ya see, its V Day!
>>62097587ThinkorSwim
PLTR needs to get its shit together wtf is this two days red bullshit
They sure do keep sending all their blackmailed pedophile namefags and tripfags in here, things must be worse than we can possibly imagine
>>62097607erm aksually it's thinkorswim, no capitals
Just realized my oil long loss.
>>62097608Claude is coming for their edge, PLTR was just the first, it won't be the best.
>should have invested more in long term funds while they were at the bottomTrump will restart the war, right? I’ll have another opportunity to invest the dip, right?
>>62097614NO MORE DIPS THIS THIS YEAR. SPY 8000 EOY. YOU CAN STILL BUY NOW
whats the situation?didnt retarded faggot tweet anything? is the ceasefire in takt?everything so stable right now
>>62097606>no source
>>62097605>but is it true tho baggie?Of course it is. Didn't you see my digits?
>>62097618THAT CHICK IS LIKE 80 YEARS OLD NOW GRANDPA
>>62097187seeee3xnow this is a womansause?
here: the SOXL has has 30% gain in 2 or less consecutive days 3 times in the past 3 years. 2/3 times it took only a day for a dip/correction and 2/3 times this dip was huge. If worried buy may puts and thank me later
it literally can't go much higher than $680.
Bobro here, should we commit mass suicide?
Who slurping oil cheapies right now?
>>62097625we will break through 700 eom just saying
>>62097625YOU WANNA BET BAGGIE? IT COULD HIT 700 TOMORROW AND IT WOULDNT EVEN BE THAT BIG A DEAL
Up bigly on google, insiders who shitpost here while being replaced with AI: do I sell yet?
>>62097587I use Robinhood to piss off the redditors and the ex-redditors that migrated here. The APY on the gold account and there credit card are unironically actually real nice. Then Fidelity for all my boomer shit.
I love SOXL, always loved SOXL, will keep loving SOXL
>>62097628NO BUT YOU SHOULD BUY CALLS
>>62097232Because then they can get away from their family and fuck some different whores
>>62097635CANT REALLY RECEOMMEND ANY INVESTMENTS IN COMPANIES WITH JEET CEOS. ID BOOK THE GAINS AND LOOK TO WHITER COMPANIES, LIKE META
>>62097611Wtf I could swear it used to be ThinkorSwim
Face it bears Trump won the war and we are going to aths, oil baggies in shambles
>>62097636Is there a catch? Why wouldn't you just put a million in there and use it as a guaranteed retirement plan?
>>62097213she needs to get plapped by me into retardation
>>62097639It would've helped 2 days ago
>>62097646Catch is, 99,99% are retards who do not have $1m to put there. Hope that helps
I went to the MCD and used the McApp to order my McFishBurger and I would like to say that they need more McTarter McSauce on these McFishBurgers..
>>62097647>No petite girldickFinancially speaking, that's a damn shame
>>62097651Who the fuck orders fish from mcdonalds
>>62097646I haven't found any, it's great if you're not a schizo that thinks Citadel is the only reason GameStop isn't a 200 dollar stock.
>>62097482>the nifty fifty are making a comebackThe what?
עם ישראל חי>>62097653>>62097653>>62097653
>>62097651They're more like fish nuggets these days
I had had the balls to slurp SOXL last April after the tariff bullshit, like I constantly thought about doing, I would have made a million dollars.
>>62097493>Buying putsInstead of just buying SOXS?
>>62097655Faggots that like licking trump:s ass
>>62097658>>the nifty fifty are making a comeback>The what?google it my dudeit was a thing a long time agomuch like the mag 7 are today
>>62097677Pajeet stock market?
>>62097613Claude got booted off the government teat for not playing ball, it's now OpenAI's chance at bat
>>62097587I just use T212. Since there are pretty much close to no ETF options in my country/currency, I'm forced to exchange to USD/EUR/whatever and use other countries stock exchanges, leading to massive fx/deposit/buy fees with every other option I've found. T212 allows me free deposit/buying with only 0.15% fx fee on good currency ratio. It can't be beaten for my situation.
SNDK is up like 3000% in a year
>>62097343I'm Canadian
