top caller edition >Educational sites:https://www.investopedia.comhttps://www.khanacademy.org/economics-finance-domain >Financial TV Streams:https://www.newslive.com/american/cnbc.htmlhttps://www.livestreamy.net/bloomberg/ >Charts:https://www.tradingview.comhttps://www.finscreener.comhttps://www.portfoliovisualizer.com >Screeners: so you feel like in the movieshttps://finviz.com/https://etfdb.com/ >Gambling:https://www.optionsplaybook.com/options-introduction/https://www.optionsprofitcalculator.comhttps://optionstrat.com/https://www.optionistics.com/quotes/option-prices >Pre-Market and Live data:https://www.investing.com/indices/indices-futureshttps://finance.yahoo.com/ >Calendarshttps://www.marketwatch.com/economy-politics/calendarhttps://www.earningswhispers.com/calendarhttps://www.cmegroup.com/trading/interest-rates/countdown-to-fomc.htmlhttps://www.mortgagenewsdaily.com/data/building-permits >Boomer Investing 101: so zoomers with meme stocks can outperform youhttps://www.bogleheads.org/wiki/Getting_startedhttps://www.sec.gov/search-filings >Misc smg:https://www.financialjuice.com/homehttps://finance.yahoo.com/trending-tickershttps://market24hclock.com/https://www.dividendchannel.com/drip-returns-calculatorhttps://brokerchooser.com/https://www.chathamfinancial.com/technology/us-market-rates >NEW THREAD: Copy-paste the following when making a new thread:https://pastebin.com/GfB48W5G Previous smigger thread>>62124427
infq god run
BOBO ARE YOU OKAYARE YOU OKAYARE YOU OKAY BOBO
Im Rick harrison, and this is my paunch.AND THIS is my poncho.And this is my prawn.
well I was fucking raped
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAI AM RED WHILE EVERYONE MADE MILLIONSand no i didnt short
I'll stop pretending to be a bear, AHHH STOP THE PUMP STOP THE PUMP AHHH, etc. it's pretty funny though. This week has been great, up like 15% :D
> nows
Hello again, bossDid I miss anything?Just dropping in again for my bi-monthly declaration that i really really really do not care at all about sand niggers getting bombed and plan to do nothing about it.See you again in May
War is almost over, now euros wanna come and help…Why the fuck are they like this?
>oil going lower than when they first lied about the war being overITS ACTUALLY OVER
>tfw you managed to buy the dip
weeeeeeeeeeeeeee
clown market
>>62124982i'm all in on oil. This is not going to last. Traffic is not even back to normal.If you think jews wanna let this go, they won't. They want to give Lebanon the full "Gaza special" and they need the U.S to keep attacking Iran so they can do that to lebanon.Shit ain't over.
I posted this at the end of the previous thread>>62124959If anybody can help me, pleaseI feel kind of empty now lol. Like when years ago I got addicted to some very long show and you end it and it's like now what? I'm all alone with my thoughts? This war was so much fun and I feel like there's nothing to do.
What the fuck is this gay nigger market doing?GO DOWNFUCKYOU FUCKING ILLUMINATI NIGGER FAGGOTS
>>62124993Europe lost all their balls freeing jews in WW2What remains is a hollow shell of globalist fuckery
>>62124998buy good stocks on sale. BAC was an easy buy for me.
Economic damage as a concept is a meme
Dead Nigger Storage
MARKET GOES UP AND TO THE RIGHT RETARDS. EXCEPT NOT ANYMORE. TODAY IS THE END. YOU ARE WITNESSING THE TOP. IM NOT SAYING TO BUY PUTS IM SAYING WE ARE NOW TOPPING AND THE MARKETS WILL BE EITHER AROUND THE SAME PLACE OR SLIGHTLY LOWER NEXT WEEK.===THIS IS THE TOP===DONT BUY SHORT DATED PUTS. BOBO IS STILL GOING TO GET RAPED EVEN BEYOND THE GRAVE. IT WAS A GOOD RUN BOYS. HOPE YOU ALL MADE IT
>>62125004i had the same thing happen to me about anime, vidya and similars. i dont have any advices just sit through it *hugs u* i get the feeling anon. Maybe look for a new show or anime or vidya to get into
>>62124993>nowPretty sure I've seen posts about NATO offering help helping clean up strait like a week or two ago.
Silver and minor accessories
Robinhood! Standing! Beer!
Guys are we gonna blow off?
wait I don't understand why does everything get to pump but gamestock
>>62125009Sometimes it is a bit like sitting in a plant process control room with the warning censors going off but nobody cares because no equipment has literally exploded and killed anybody
BUT THERE IS A WAR AND IMMINENT RECESSION
>>62124991ok now thats cute
>>62124991nice
>>62125012>720 EOD
Patiently awaiting for a mossad IRGC plant to do the funniest thing by firing some missiles on the GCC. Especially as it would thus allow to bypass the 60 days time limit.
MSFT is ripping higher (as much as a 3T company can)
>>62125020$1! White Kid!
whatever happened to the indian pennystock pump and dump0 scammers that would spam this general around 2020?i'd get banned for responding to them with images of indians drinking piss because they'd report my posts, but their scam posts stayed up
If you guys thought the bears being retarded about the "war"'s effect on the market, I hope you're ready for a month of them being retarded about some retards being "unable" to "withdraw" "their" money from "private credit" (which they agreed to not do anyway due to lock up periods).
Sold my calls too early :(There may never be another red candle forever again
>>62125026I mean, both are kind of true still.I'm def going to sell off some of my riskiest stuff
>>62124993you cannot drag mines when they can drone you, it always was after a truce
>>62125041I sold mine and bought another one (two).
HEY OIL BAGGIES I KNOW YOU ARE TOO AFRAID TO CHECK SO I AM GOING TO TELL YOUOIL IS BELOW $80 AND IS ABOUT TO BREAK BELOW $79 KEK OIL BAGGIES
Grind's fast enough it made me money through the theta decay.Would've preferred the green dildo to 10x me but oh well.
>everything else green>IREN crabbing>NBIS shitting the bedExplain?
spy 711. cant stop winning. every day is another ath
>>62125026>IMMINENT RECESSIONTHIS IS EXACTLY WHY THE MARKET PUMPED. THE DAMAGE IS COMING. THIS IS A LITERAL MARKET CRASH TO THE UPSIDE. MOVES LIKE THIS HAPPEN WHEN SHIT IS ABOUT TO GET BAD. THIS IS NO NEW PARADIGM. BAD SHIT IS COMING. ITS GOING TO TAKE A YEAR AND A HALF PROBABLY THOUGH TO SEE IT THROUGH
>>62125030IT COULD IM NOT SAYING WE ARE AT THE EXACT DOLLAR TOP IM SAYING TODAY IS IT
>James Adams, head of the US Defense Intelligence Agency, announced that the Islamic Republic still possesses thousands of offensive one-way missiles and drones. These missiles and drones can threaten US forces and their allies across the region, despite a reduction in some of Iran's capabilities.
>>62125040im already up 20% on BX and ARES. ive been posting about those. a few months or years from now posters here will say "uh, these are up 100%. you didnt post them when they were cheap" lol.
>>62125015I used to like anime but everything became pretty lame, that demon slayer show made me wanna puke and the disappointment with the ending of Attack on Titan made me quit anime altogether.I'll try to find a movie to watch or something, but year, these past few weeks have been fun.Thanks to all the anons for the laughs.
VGT is at an ATH! Also it looks like Vanguard is splitting it 8-1 next week.
>>62124993The funny part is France and Britain are meeting right now to discuss a thing that already happened without them. EU/NATO have really been disappointing. They dropped the ball supporting their own Gulf partners. They couldn't sway Trump. Basically they didn't represent themselves in a global crisis and just kind of sat there and watched. What if a more disagreeable power like China acts up? Just monitor the situation?
I'm thinking about buying oil now
>>62124993NATO is a defensive alliance. Trump is a retard. As are his supporters.
>>62125003Have fun holding for the next 12 to 18 months. Price is going to $35. First we get a blow off top with S&P over 9000. Then global deflationary bust due to global recession. This is when oil bottoms. $200 oil is in 2029.
>>62125063Yes they do this shit all the time, they have gay meetings and then do photo ops.
>>62125060anime was good between the late 1970s and early 2000s. anime is dead and im glad because its so mainstream and normies watch it now. they deserve this
>>62125056cope
My niggerfolio is green and yet everything still feels faker and gayer than ever
is 4x'ing your initial investment and making 400k after taxes in 4 years good?
what is the next quantum?is there quantum+?
>>62124989>Failing to hold $930 againSandisk set to get raped back to $770 while Wester Digital gets propped up out of nowhere for some reason after being the fallback for so long.
>>62125033Makes me wonder how many value investors who sold at 400 after buying at 450
>>62124993Things that never happened lmao"Moshi moshi, NATO-san here nanodesu"
>>62125063>Suggesting it is Iran who acted up.I think everybody was just in disbelief at the utter retardation of Israel and the US. If the adversary had acted first there's little doubt they would resist.
>>62125078Photonics is the next midwit hype sector
>US Intelligence Detects Signs China Is Weighing Giving Iran Advance Radar Systems - @CBSNewsPROXY WARS NOW
>>62125075THATS BECAUSE IT IS AND THIS MARKET COULD LITERALLY FALL 10% AT ANY TIME. THE STEEPNESS OF THIS UPWARD CRASH -- AND ITS A CRASH -- MEANS THAT MORE VOLATILITY IS LIKELY TO COME SOON. ID DEFINITELY BUY SOME PUTS 21 TO 45 DAYS OUT JUST TO TRY TO HIT SOME KIND OF RETRACEMENT.
>>62125048Unfathomably based
>>62125069
>>62125060if you cant find anything i guess you can rewatch the big short for the tenth time or whatever xD
people call the market fake but AMZN is unironically worth double it's current market value
>>62125094how do i invest in rich people coke?
>>62125063>>62125069
>>62125063dunno what you expect, that's basically UK/France/EU in a nutshell
>>62125082if they're doing that, that's retardedthat's not value investing, it's tradingvalue investing is a long term committment, more so than other tiypes of investing. a value investor is buying an asset that is out of favour by the market currently, and intends to wait out a sentiment change which could take years, and it probably will take years.
hormussy live map?
>>62125082it looked like a very good risk reward to me at 23x earnings. this place had some MSFT haters at 350 360. shitting on Azure growth, etc..... we'll see how Mr. Softy does over time.
>>62125089>iran could have bought weapons, like aa missiles and radar systems, from china and been perfectly fineWhy didn't they just do this?
SPY 710C anon is saved!
Threadly reminder: America is the interior of a 10,000 year old wizardry cult started started in Atlantis, handed to Egypt, then to Greece, then Rome, then Britain, and finally America. This empire will rule the planet and take humanity to the stars where we belong. Stop siding with third world retards and get with the program.
And now to start hoarding cash for when trump does something to make the market crash next year.
>>62125098Walmart still has a higher PE ratio than Nvidia.
Stonks will never ever ever ever crash ever again.
>>62125111Stop siding with Israel and get with the program.
>>62125116Based
>>62125091that guy shit up that thread begging to argue with people.
>>62125110People were laughing at him. I’ll be honest, I was concerned. He should be proud of himself.
Every time I think the market can't keep going upit keeps going up
>>62125121We already did when we announced the Iran ceasefire and all of Israel had a fucking melty.
>>62125108China complies with the UN weapons embargo while simultaneously providing Iran with dual use technology so the Iranians build the weapons themselves.
>>62124993>believing anything trump sayslol
>>62125127Please tell me, are you genuinely mentally disabled or is this all a bit?
>>62124965>sell covered calls to expire less than two weeks out on NXE at 12 strike because the premium is good> jumps above 13 over the course of a few daysDamn ... I mean I'm at a profit but I shouldn't have gotten cocky with that low strike.
So you’re telling me some people legit thought capital markets and the world was going to end and financially fucked themselves?That hilarious.
weekly wrap upshort tech, long oil was correct after all
It's over.
>>62125012I finally agree with the caps schizo. This is extremely unsettling.
Is it time to get your shorts in now?
>>62125139it's good that retail panics this easily so people with an iq above 12 can buy the bottom
>>62125139>Sold the bottom>Won't buy in hoping for a new low >Will eventually buy back even higher than thisHow can one man be this retarded? >Home in the middle east Say no more
>>62125125He was going full chimp nigger ape two hours before market open, you know what I did? Filtered him and shorted BP and CENX
>>62125147At the start of the 1000 year golden dragon bull run?
>>62125139
>>62125012Why would this be the top? We finally got rid of all the bagholders. This should be a buying opportunity now boss.
>the secret is just not to sell>people still sellwhy?
>Iran considers the continuation of a US naval blockade as a violation of the ceasefire and may decide to close the Strait of Hormuz again if the blockade is not lifted, the IRGC-affiliated Fars News reported citing an informed source close to the Supreme National Security Council.>The source said Iran had initially agreed, as part of a Pakistan-mediated ceasefire plan, to allow a limited number of vessels to transit the Strait of Hormuz daily but suspended the arrangement after the ceasefire was not implemented in Lebanon and was not extended to Hezbollah and Israel.>According to the source, Iran has now reopened the Strait following the ceasefire in Lebanon, subject to three conditions:>"Ships must be commercial. The passage of military vessels is prohibited, and neither the ships nor their cargo may be linked to hostile countries. Vessels must pass through routes designated by Iran, and transit must be coordinated with Iranian forces responsible for managing passage."Ok, so how does the market not care at all?
>>62125024>warning censors
>>62125139This is why you invest only after you have an emergency fund. You won't panic sell at the bottom because you don't have an immediate need for the money.
NAIL
HOLLY SHIT I FORGOT TO BUY OIL BEFORE CLOSING HERE IN GERMANY.OH MEIN GUTT!!!the orange taco will pump oil over the weekend now
>>62125162this should be stickied on /biz/ or the /smg/ front matter
Animal spirits
>>62125160The three conditions don't mention the blockade at all?
The intcel who used his nana's inheritance money to buy intc got in at 70 right? Damn we're back at his buy in. Wish all intcels have a wonderful and blessed day.
So guys, when's the 150$-200$ oil coming?
>>62125160 >"Sources familiar with an anonymous source are saying a chihuahua is barking">"Why doesn't anyone care?"You can go back to your $200 OIL telegram channel if you want an answer that won't make you angry and you also won't get called retard there too. Might be a better place for you.
>>62125169Pretty sure you still have 21min left. Or are you like those lazy fucks in Oslo closing at 16h30 and lazy jap fucks closing for lunch?
>>62125185REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
MSFT is like a man on a mission today
So it was always a nothingburger?
>>62125050dunno about iren but nbis mega pumped and there’s probably some profit taking and the company itself is probably dumping shares as well
>>62125180what's everyone's INTC average?33.62 here
>>62125169>remember about contango and backwardationremember you are dealing with futures, if oil starts flowing again it will hurt any ETC gains, even if prices goes up due to volatility
kek oil trannys lmfao. should've stuck with silver.
>>62125199best buying opportunity in a year. simple as.
>>62125160>We'll close the strait again if the illegal closure of the strait isn't lifted
should i buy spy puts over the weekend
I missed the AMD, NVDA pump. I was waiting on my paycheck ...
>>62125203i doubted intel and missed it. rip. i'm AMD 4 life over here.
>>62125199
>>62125108China won't sell weapons to Iran since the 1990sBesides, Iran's weapons requirements are highly specific to Iran's own mole missileer doctrine, hence why Iran developed weapons such as the Majid and 358 missile
>>62125159The 4d chess is to sell at the start of the dip, wait till it bottoms out and then reinvest back in. But thats easier said then done when the news was this volatile over the past month.
I'm getting bbced out
>please pump sliber back to $115 i fomod into physical at $90 with premiums
>>62125060there's always at least one good show each season. I really enjoyed medalist season 2 during the last one. and the first two eps of An Observation Log of My Fiancée Who Calls Herself a Villainess have been great. also, i wonder if i should short spy now. i think mumu is getting ahead of himself.
>>62125203>what's everyone's INTC average?$28.69But I made a promise to this board 2 years ago that I'd be selling half as soon as it went past $60 so I did. Holding the rest of my bag until the end of time just to see how high it will go now.
henlo mister jeromethis is the good timeplease lower the ratesit will be unexpecteda sneak attack from uthank u mister jerome
God fucking damn it I hate the stock market.Go down you gay nigger market.
>>62125213AMD could 10x and still be worth less than NVDA today
>>62125235have you tried not being a miserable incel doomer chud for once?
oil sheikhs...I salute you, and I won't forget you.
what are we thinking NVDA bros? 250 by end of the year?
>>62125216
Evens sell INTC before the end of the dayOdds sell next week before earnings0 sell after earnings
>>62125235Stop shorting the market and start making money
Yeah, you'd be walkin' around school, and you've got this on and everybody else is talkin' about what the new hot semi foundry is gonna be! (scoffs) Adavnced Micro Devices. The chip wars, heh!64 bucks!32 bucks!16 bucks.8 bucks.4 bucks!2 bucks!!1 bucks!!!Half a buck!!!Quarter bucks!!!!!OIIIIIIIIIL FUUUUUUUUUUUU TUUUUUUUUUUUUUUURES!!!!
>buying tesla at 400What is wrong with traders? The company is hardly selling any cars.
had my mom sell some bonds today and she started crying. love your assets this much.
>>62124998pretty simple really
Just broke 100k for the first timeGod's in his heaven and all's right with the world
>>62125055I TOLD YOU FAGGOTS TO START TRIMMING A FEW DAYS AGO. NOW CAPS ANON FINALLY SEE'S IT. DONT GET STUCK WITH A BAG. LISTEN AND LEARN.
I guess I was wrong. I'm going to buy some calls on this dip. Better nate than lever as they say boss.
>>62125203My dad predicted this rally perfectly back when it was ~$41., but was too retarded to buy in.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NOGEyBeoBGM
I want a real crash. Everything's far, far too expensive now. who the hell buys nvidia at 200, tesla at 400, baba at 140?
>>62125235something's going down alright
>>62125268Is Nate the guy who told you to buy puts yesterday while you were blowing him in your Miata?
>>62125266Once my mutual funss re price EOD, I will have finally broke $300k stocks. What to do to celebrate?
>TSLA +15% in the past week
>>62125271it was expensive at 20. intcel being at 70 proves that the market is insane.
>>62125272NVDA trades at 23x next years earnings and 17x 2028.
>>62125274No Nate I'm talking about Nate the snake boss.https://natethesnake.com/
>IRAN TO CLOSE STRAIT OF HORMUZ IF US BLOCKADE PERSISTS: FARSAAAAAAAAAAH
>>62125246Exactly what I zoomed into, but to be fair that's pretty much the only rough enough period in the whole chart. Rest is rather smooth sailing.
>>62125105closed forever and that's why the stock market is mooning.
>starmer, macron, and the rest of the useless yurotrash bureaucrat class are trying to claim victoryI hate yuropoors so fucking muchAbsolutely vile, terrible, weak, and dead weight.
oil bros...
dubs and SOXL hits $100 today
Okay so when Cuba/Greenland gets invaded it's another nothingburger (according to the market after a 4% drop) so buy that dip I guess?
>>62125285no reason for the blockade to persist
I'm about to FOMO into the marketby the way, IO'm a living reverse indicator. I always buy the top and sell the bottom
>>62125289Source?
SPX, SPY!?WHY YOU NO MOON!!!!
>>62125294cuba yes, greenland dunno
strait of horbussy status?
>>62125296reverse yourself and start being a winner
Why cant China with all its might not replicate the 'Up and To The Right' stock market of the US?US markets just keeping going up because everywere else is either irrelevant, incompetent or not allowed to make gains.
>>62125303Go back
>$81 oilsurely NOW it's time to slurp?
>>62125282The business plan is unsustainable though. companies aren't going to keep buying millions of gpu's from them.
>>62125294Yes, obviously, as 10 or 15 dead marines is enough to TACO like a cuck. Buy that dip with leverage.
>>62125295Based
Anyone else buy Contango after the merger with Dolly Varden and the price crash? It’s been a killer month. I went 50% port on it. <cheffkiss>
>>62125312>already at 83$You missed your chance.
>>62125308Nobody actually like chinaEVERYONE love America, even the seething, jealous, and pathetic yurosissies
>>62125313thats an awesome opinion and i genuinely wish you the the best.
>>62125244250 by the end of the this earnings season
>>62125308China has golden shares and they aren’t willing to deal with the corruption. That pretty much it. Foreign investors don’t want to deal with that shit.
>>62125322yuros actually love america, it's america that has been hating on them lately
>>62124965No bad dragon or suicide hotline? Where are the alternative investments links?Pastebin links need work
Guys, why does SPX suddenly pumps? Usually I keep up with what's happening but once in a while market does something unexpected. Is it a short squeeze? I've seen that short volume was record high.
>>62125312Wait. To see if the cease fire collapses in 5 days. If it holds or there’s a deal. Slurp. Because oil isn’t going down for a year or so. It will rise back to 100 until the infrastructure is mended. IEA say that’s a two year job now.
>>62125311Banned for saying I'm from 4chan
this market is comfy
>>62125294>CubaOh yeah, right, that's up next, isn't it?
>>62125060out of all the anime you could have picked...
>>62125294There is no comparison. Cuba and Denmark have insignificant military capabilities, not much better than Venezuela
>>62125320Why does that sound like a Sith Dolly Parton?
>>62125060Watch Ouran
>>62125296Thanks Liquid
you retards aren't ready for the +10% rip next week too just to fuck bobo into the nether realmNOTHINGEVERHAPPENSthe market crashes 40% every year now on doom porn. just buy the dips you fucking retards
>>62125331Pump? It's stuck, retard.
Well it's over for me. I lost everything because this piece of shit nigger market wont do any cycles and just crabs at the top.
The war only ends when troops start going back to California. No way does it end now. This is just a good time to find the right entry to short
>>62125350There is no fucking dump buying for day calls asshole faggot!THAT'S THE ONLY WAY WE CAN MAKE MONEY!NO, SANDISK IS TOO EXPENSIVE!
>>62125353What point of to the right and up don’t you get?!?!?!
>>62125329t. delusional mutt
>>62125341cuba is a nothingburger, but denmark while youre right means EU/US ties get completely broken beyond repair, markets will react bigly to that
You'll never see the S&P/NDX go from oversold to oversold on the 4h for a whole week. There are always pumps, even during a war.
i am officially fomoing into SOXL
it won't stop
>>62125372I want to rub that ear
>>6212520321, but I didn't put a lot in, i thought I had more time to stack but as it started rising I got scared to put in more money...
you'd get called racist for drawing a photoreal portrait of that thing a few posts up
I wish I could find the illuminati faggots pumping this market and stomp on their neck.
chemical chads... not like this...
>INFQ
>>62125382give me your next bullrun stock king
Is this a joke? Shit already ended why is everyone trying to rush in and take credit now?
>>62125322Looks like he's inhaling the flag like Kirby
>>62125388No one wants to take credit for this clusterfuck . They are just trying to remedy it quickly since it looks like there is peace
>>62125388Trump has shown how pathetic yuropoors areI have such little respect for them. I’m glad my ancestors left that shithole
>when british “people” consume news they literally consume bbc
WHY IS SPX DROPPING!?!?!?!WHO SAID WHAT FUCKING NOOOOW?
>>62125390That's how you make a captain america boss.
There is still a very real shortage, only 5 tankers crossed(needs to be 100+ to be at normal levels, it will take several months for traffic to normalize, even more months or years to fix crude and nat gas facilities and ports) Assuming the ceasefire holds, and peace happens (it won't)Look at products down the chain that crude and nat gas is needed for chemicals.Copper is a good measure, Purified copper 999 fine you need chemicals to do that. Copper is mooning cause there is short supply of chemicals to make more pure copper. Also bullish for silver and gold since they can be by products of copper.Shit did not change. Buy the oil dip, Israel wants to give the gaza treatment to lebanon. It needs the U.S to keep the boot on Iran to complete this.
>>62125063Why the heck do you need aircraft carriers if you don't even send them to hotbeds?
easy buy
I'M NOT FUCKING LOOKING
>>62125401Yuropoors are so pathetically irrelevant. Their news is 99% America rather than about their own countries, it must be hard for them being so worthless.
>>62125403The industry term for what is currently occurring is called "a dip". You're supposed to buy calls when these come up so you can sell when it goes back up. Thank you for your attention to this matter boss.
Where is Bobo? Is he safe? Is he alright?
nigger market, you can all go fuck yourselves, the ones cheering for this are poorfags with 15k in an index fund
>>62125411LmaoCOPE
>>62125372pasts?
>>62125423the 25k trading rules were changed so bears can keep trading after their losses.
>>62125432But this will take a while to go into effect
>>62125110i sold my 710C waaay too early
>>62125423Seething bobo
>>62125285>blockading the blockade blockadehow many more levels of this?
>>62125423But I have $300k in an index fund. Then again I did hope prices would have stayed flat for a bit. Oh well.
>>62125393>White Kid Crazy Gym 2026!The primary difference between our country and Europe is that our life is inward-looking, Europe's life is outward-looking. We judge sin, merit, etc., by taking refuge in the inner feeling; Europe judges sin, merit, etc., by taking refuge in the outer action.>Suddenly Turn Into White Kid Driving With Weed 2026!We, understanding God to be the indweller and self-existent, seek Him within; Europe, understanding God to be the king of the world, sees and worships Him without.
>>62125414I don't think the British even have enough diesel available to move their skate park to the middle east anymore.
>>62124847i was just kidding earlier btw
>BRRRRRAAAPNO CRYING IN THE CASINO
>>62125427The U.S government and other governments are literally meeting with fertilizer companies right the fuck now and last week to secure supply before prices fucking sky rocket, retard.
Ships are even going through the alleged mined area
>>62125423I've got 22k in a Schwab, 21k in a 401k, and 5k in cryptoI avoid options because I'm retarded and theyd lose me all my moneyI hope to be able to afford a 400-500k home in the next 4 years
>>62125420I BOUGHT THIS SHIT OUT SO I CWOULDN'T GET FUCKED OVER BY IT JUMPING ASSHOLE.THE DIPS ARENT BIG ENOUGH TO DAVE ME MONEY GETTING IN, FUCK YOU, THIS IS YOUR WORK INSIDER FAGGOT!
So this is how to feels to finally be on board for a bull run and not miss out
>>62125454CF is down 10% today. so are other chemical companies.
>>62125455ships are now peeling donuts through the Hormussy
FUCK SAKE IF I W@OULD HAVE HELD MY SOXL I WOULD NEVE HAVE TO WORK AGAIN
>Bloomberg@business>President Donald Trump said Iran agreed to suspend its nuclear program indefinitely, and will not receive any frozen funds from the USWait, wasn't the story different a few hours ago? wtf
lol
Bros, I have an ominous feeling in my stomach for my stocks because the last couple of days AI has been absolutely terrible. I cannot express how terrible it has been. Especially Opus, it just refuses to think. Old Claude tried to truly interpret your comment as you probably meant it. New Claude is too stupid. It literally just has no thinking depth, thus it even refuses to engage with deeper subject matter. Meanwhile GPT is still smart enough, but it is stupid in a different way. It's too literal. It literally doesn't think unless you prompt it.
>>62125450>bro bought every dip of the last 10 years and is now rich as fuckbased
This Maltese cruise ship had been docked in the UAE for 47 days
>>62125464you won't afford anything because you are a shit eating goy
>>62124993I'm sure they did Trump lmao
I'm getting bullish bros
>>62125423I sold some of my indexslop to buy the dip. Kinda wish I sold more kek
>>62125476The story a few hours ago was bullshit.You need to understand, the Islamic Republic is hanging by a thread. They will do anything Trump tells them to.
>Have auto invester turned on for a year>Somehow timed perfectly for every dip in the market for the past weeks>Market goes insane today>Rich as fuckI feel bad for the fags that didn't buy the dip. My only regret is not buying MORE.
shill me some stocks to buy and hold a year
Be careful lads. Trump is overspinning what the Iranians actually announced. And may not reciprocate on the blockade. I took a hefty 7% for the day and I’m out.
>>62125492Too late
>>62125492Better Nate than Lever boss.
>>62125488I would hate to see what bros pillow case looks like.
How do I go up 100% in a day without options
Now that I am down a realized 50% on the year, what do I buy for an easy 100% so I can breakeven?
>>62125517OIL
>>62125512Myseum or Allbirds. Look for a struggling company that will shift into AI
>>62125479hes so rich he told the cnbc jews he didnt need them anymore lol
>>62125487my mom said she'd help me with the down payment:)
>>62125477Eurokeks absolutely seething
why is this thread just some brown posting and talking about the war in tv landyou're supposed to post gemmies for me to slurp
>>62125522You mom sounds like a very nice lady? Can I take her on a date?
>Just to add to the confusion Trump spoke to Bloomberg’s @KateSullivanDC and claimed Iran agreed to an “unlimited” suspension of its nuclear program + that the US is NOT going to release any frozen Iranian funds>Reality: we are getting a one sided, fluctuating narrative here
>>62125517unironically more leveraged oil.
>>62125494We'll have to wait and see what happens. Trump is not exactly what I would call a reliable source.
NO CRYING IN THE CASINO
>>62125496HOOD
>>62125531no sorry, she's on a vacation with my dadbut she is very nice. i'll tell her you said hi
>>62125265My nigga
>>62125517$ROPE
>>62125203$25I sold at $50Dumb move but I 2x'd it and I hate this fucking stock, its highly likely to shit itself after earnings too
>>62125455>There were no mines in the first placeit really was open the entire time
>>62125534True but the media has been repeating Iran's lies as fact for this entire war, when Iran claimed they weren't negotiating just weeks ago and the media all ran with that saying Trump is dumb and stupid and full of shit and then it turns out they were negotiating and they had talks in Pakistan just a day after the media said there were no talks and Trump was lying because Iran said so and Iran wouldn't lieMedia been so consumed by TDS they air Iranian propaganda unabashed
>>62125551Doubling your money isn't dumb at all
>>62124965>Iranian FM: The strait is open.>Trump: The strait is open, we'll get the uranium also. Thank you Iran. The strait will be open forever. Also blockade stays in place until final deal.>Iranian speaker: tolls will be paid by passing ships. Also, if a ceasefire is broken we'll close the strait. A blockade is a ceasefire violation.>Trump: we won't unfreeze any Iranian assets>Reuters: US will unfreeze Iranian assets.Beautiful, either the peace deal is close and all this is public posturing or they agreed to completely different things.
paper hands lose again
>>62125558It's posturing, did you forget the song and dance with the negotiations that Iran claimed weren't taking place?
>>62125478Use grok, it isn't the best but it is compliant, and motivated mediocrity is significantly better than competent apathy
>>62125539What kind of stupid nigger keeps that much money in Robinhood?Use a real fucking broker.
Check out my GET bros.
Straight ain’t opening.
NDX went from the bottom of the weekly bollinger to the top in 3 weeks
>>62125558If you Trusted The Plan, you’d realize nothing in the news actually matters
>>62125539Can't really say "mein neger" because before March I was a Gook and it spiked. >>62125547Holy shit rip in pieces.
HY9H will still 2x from these prices.
>>62125577and the plan is higher oil prices, because trump makes money off of it
>>62125589Oil is down, jam boy
SHANNON ELIZABETH ON ONLYFANS
>>62125558Or everything is already handled and Trump just doesn't know what's going on.
>>62125512Kneepads and lube
>>62125599yeah so insiders can accumulate more
>>62125603Trump probably doesn't know and will always say whatever sounds best and strong, like the world has never seen
>>62125604Gay for pay is a ten bagger if you have the guts for it...heh.
Three weeks ago I almost cashed out my entire portfolio into money markets but I learned from the best and chickened out at the last minute
>>62125603I'm actually starting to think this lol
>>62125574US blockade is only of ships going/coming from an Iranian port leaving the Gulf of Oman and entering the Arabian Sea, how are people still so ignorant about what the US blockade actually is?
>>62125570Robinhood is SIPC insured up to 500k. Mind your own business.
sold my x5 nasdaq which i hold since 4 months+314-96€ taxfuck this gay ass marketif i solded before the crash it would have been 400
bears were celebrating last weekend.
>>62125612Based
do mutts have an equivalent of the UK ISA where you get a tax-free investment wrapper and can put in a certain amount every year but never pay tax on anything within the wrapper?I know you have ones for retirement (a Roth IRA?) but is there one for just normal saving
Pump it even more holy shit.https://x.com/i/status/2045174633226252648
WHITE KID IS RETARDED!!!!!!! NOT REALLY!
>dip wasn't even that big>market pumped 2x the size of the dip already>mfw i completely and utterly missed iti give up can't do this i can't buy this shit gg i'll put my cash in a savings account wake me up when next recession hits i don't mind waiting a couple years
New >>62125645>>62125645>>62125645
>>62125639Can’t find any of that on Iranian news sources.
>>62125471buy the dip. fertilizer prices will only go up from here. also consider tickers IPI and NTR
>>62125643You're still early to buy into gold and silver minors. Better than savings account.
>>62125643you wont buy that dip either unless you change your risk tolerance.
>>62125654there are other better investments to make
>>62125638No. The only way to do get tax-free capital gains is to reduce taxable income and only take profits on long-term investments.
>>62125614kek the S&P wasn't even down 10%. wasn't that much of a difficult hold. you earned your medal anyways, congrats.
I just checked my brokerage and almost cameSteak or Sushi dinner tonight?
