peace in the middle east, let's continue making money off AI and the death of SaaS and wagiecattle of edition>I'm a poor bobo incel who wants to bitch and moan about the strait of hormuz and sandwars>>>/pol/>Educational sites:https://www.investopedia.comhttps://www.khanacademy.org/economics-finance-domain>Financial TV Streams:https://www.newslive.com/american/cnbc.htmlhttps://www.livestreamy.net/bloomberg/>Charts:https://www.tradingview.comhttps://www.finscreener.comhttps://www.portfoliovisualizer.com>Screeners: so you feel like in the movieshttps://finviz.com/https://etfdb.com/>Gambling:https://www.optionsplaybook.com/options-introduction/https://www.optionsprofitcalculator.comhttps://optionstrat.com/https://www.optionistics.com/quotes/option-prices>Pre-Market and Live data:https://www.investing.com/indices/indices-futureshttps://finance.yahoo.com/>Calendarshttps://www.marketwatch.com/economy-politics/calendarhttps://www.earningswhispers.com/calendarhttps://www.cmegroup.com/trading/interest-rates/countdown-to-fomc.htmlhttps://www.mortgagenewsdaily.com/data/building-permits>Boomer Investing 101: so zoomers with meme stocks can outperform youhttps://www.bogleheads.org/wiki/Getting_startedhttps://www.sec.gov/search-filings>Misc smg:https://www.financialjuice.com/homehttps://finance.yahoo.com/trending-tickershttps://market24hclock.com/https://www.dividendchannel.com/drip-returns-calculatorhttps://brokerchooser.com/https://www.chathamfinancial.com/technology/us-market-rates>NEW THREAD: Copy-paste the following when making a new thread:https://pastebin.com/GfB48W5GOn the last episode of /smg/>>62126991
pray for him
> futures
why these bun cun niggas be loosh harvesting fr fr no cap
Worldwide fuel crisis begins at the end of the month.
>>62127626when will you monkeys stfu?at 8k s&p?
>>62127626I can't wait to schlong oil on MondayKEK SPY BAGGIES
HOGS GOES IN EVERY FIELD
Why was the blockade so effective?
>>62127626this is like investing based on zero hedge tweets
>>62127627Sorry to break your constructed Epstein reality, but the real world still exists, and it's going to fuck you up.
>>62127605I can tolerate being wrong for a little while. In the end I am right. Israel will not allow this to end.
>>62127636duh
>>62127634True if Mario Nawfal says it
How do I cope being European? There are no jobs, nothing, I'm forced to subsist on a 500k inheritance for the rest of my life. Thank god I don't have to pay rent but 500k for 50 years? Ain't there no fucking way man
>Oil goes up in price (in real value not futures)>Oil companies double their money ($30 million in LNG now sells for $70 million, just as an example)>Oil companies and employees take extra moneys they get and give it to banks and other fund managers.>Banks and fundies use it to buy more stonks.>Line goes up and too the right.All easily predictable if you can comprehend 2nd and 3rd order effects.Tell me Bobo, how would you feel if you didn’t have breakfast this morning?
>he doesnt own any AMD
>>62127634You can sense his bitterness KEK
I can't wait to see what these /smg/ threads are like when Oil is above $140. You permabulls are unbearable when your accounts are up a few percents.
>>62127610>by definition if you are poor you are homelesshomeless means someone who lives in the streets, not someone who doesn't own a home.also, do you know how many "middle class" people don't have their own houses? do you know how many poors do the most basic work in this society?you are braindead, bro. bet you are a gaymer or a crypto retard.go touch grass.
Let Mario deal in the real world
>>62127632because a lot of this is theater. iran probably didn't want to get bombed at all and wanted a deal before this started, but because of their tenuous position and few friends, they weren't able to make a deal without violence. they have a partnership with china which is their most important lifeline, they provide the defense systems to keep the irgc in power and are basically their guarantors. china provides them what they need to retaliate to what was going on beforehand, and for them to have rolled over when they still had that capability would have been seen as a betrayal and violation of trust. positioning ships for a blockade however is something that china cannot help them with, and it is a coup-de-grace threat that their leadership has to deal with. this gives them space to capitulate honorably without it being a strategic betrayal of china, they prove that they are faithful partners, or at least don't shatter the illusion.
jerome pleasestocks are not high enoughplease fix
>>62127632Do you guys seriously just ignore all the real news and lap up zionist propaganda and trump tweets?1- The President of the United States made seven claims in one hour, all seven of which were false. 2- They did not win the war with these lies, and they will certainly not get anywhere in negotiations either. 3- With the continuation of the blockade, the Strait of Hormuz will not remain open.4- Passage through the Strait of Hormuz will be conducted based on the "designated route" and with "Iranian authorization." 5- Whether the Strait is open or closed and the regulations governing it will be determined by the field, not by social media.6- Media warfare and engineering public opinion are an important part of war, and the Iranian nation is not affected by these tricks. Read the real and accurate news of the negotiations in the recent interview of the Foreign Ministry spokesman.
>muh zionists>muh hormussyhow long will bears bitch about a war that is already over?come up with better fud retardswe did this "bombing Iran" shit last year
>>62127659>jerome please>stocks are not high enough>please fix
>>62127659Mr. Jerome could you pretty please deposit 2 trillion dollars of QE into my portfolio?Thank you Mr. Jerome.
>bear here, let me tell you about the REAL world>the more money i lose the more RIGHT i KNOW i am.>the strait is eternally closed in my mind.>2 more weeks forever. i'll die waiting if i have to.
>>62127666>Mr. Jerome could you pretty please deposit 2 trillion dollars of QE into my portfolio?>Thank you Mr. Jerome.
Millions of Americans are freeing themselves from their cage. The other 90% can't even participate.
>>62127661i just read headlines and treat them like a storyboard and fill in the gaps myself. i read a lot of news when i was younger so i basically have a trained llm in my head. for example i just read the first line of your post and composed a reply based on it's likely content, i'll bet it's pretty germane.
>>62127605Tump is going to TACO on Warsh.
>>62127663the strait is their entire life now. they are the new GME bagholders lol
>Media warfare and engineering public opinion are an important part of war, and the Iranian nation is not affected by these tricksPFTHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!
>>62127671Warsh is a trojan horse. He's LARPing as a dove to get the job. Read what he's been saying more closely. He always makes his talks about cutting rates conditional on there being low inflation. He's really a massive monetary hawk.
>>62127675the entire r/iran is entirely moderated by the ircg. I have been following the place since the start of the war. its unreal how much energy they put into this shit.
>>62127663you are talking to literal browns when you engage with these peoplethey have no frame of reference for how markets work or futures work. Or the future works in general. they live in the now because their brains are quite literally not engineered to think in the future because they breed like rats and don't live very long. India and china have mortality rates 10x the US because they're literally hive people. They should be exterminated. All browns should. Including kikes.
Think we'll see some red next week? This shit has been ridiculous.
>>62127680to the brown thirdworldist, the only thing that keeps them alive is "maintaining face" which means putting up a false image of success or atleast, not dying to a hellfire missile. It's like a small ant biting a human's toe, declaring victory, then getting brutally annihilated when it's smacked. They do not think about the future, only how they are percieved in the present
Why am I scared we will dump hard next week?
>>62127688you're not being held tightly enough
>>62127680>>62127681>>62127686Wow, what very organic posts! Better blow my life savings to move the stock market in the direction that our blackmailed politicians want.
>>62127652mario if he real
>>62127690retardwe want to make money no one gives a fuck if the corrupt politicans make money off of real world dealing goyim too
>62127690no (you) for you, groyperkill yourself you brown pedophile kike loving fag loving fuckkill yourself
>>62127677I agree.His talk at the Hoover institution makes it very obvious he's a boomercon simping for Friedman. All of the things he values are things Trump hates:>laissez faire free markets>responsible spending>classical conservatism>balanced budgets >winding down fed balance sheetEvery opinion he holds is antithetical to Trump's Roosevelt need to plan and intervene in absolutely every instance.Trump is shitting on Jerome but Jerome's interventionism and heavy hand make him exactly Trump's sort of chap.I view the probability that he is there to buy confidence from markets that eventually things will be reigned in as very high.He will TACO and put a compliant heavy hander in there at the last moment.
>>62127690I'll stick listening to people that can move the market and not worship whatever the fuck these people are.
>>62127689>you're not being held tightly enoughI'm not being held at all.>dump hardYou don't think we will?
>>62127701no babe, we're pumping until anti-semitism is eradicated.
>>62127700>a haitianigger>a vatnick>and a chinkoidturd world jackpot lmao
>>62127704>we're pumpingWhy?
>>62127698this would be terrifying if it wasn't inevitable in the first place>>62127696this poster literally sucks brown dicks for money
>>62127696>muh groupersKek, I've lost a of respect for you over the last few weeks, buncunstein.
>>62127706we're lucky and blessed i guess.
>>62127700It's funny how wrong these three retards were kek
>>62127708*groypersFFS
you are a sick man living in a very sick nation
BULL looks like it could 5x
>62127707YOU ARE LITERALLY BROWN LMAOKILL YOURSELF FOR THE CRIME OF BEING BROWN>62127708ANOTHER BROWN SHITSTAIN DETECTED NO (YOU) FOR YOU, BROWNBOYonly whites are allowed to talk in this thread, why are you alive?you faggot nigger groypers spam pol all day with bait and bullshit to try to pied piper the right into some brown FAGGOT's PEDOPHILE DEATH CULT FOR FAGSINSTEAD OF ENCOURAGING WHITES TO BREED HE SAYS HAVINGS SEX IS GAYBECAUSE HE SIDES WITH BROWNS BECAUSE HE IS A TEST TUBE BROWN FAGGOTKILL YOURSELVES JADEN WAS RIGHT
>>62127700>>62126955WHAT DID THEY SAY
>>62127682The dow was red by like 5 points on wednesday
>>62127619he's literally me
>>62127682we better, sounds like Israel is already bombin lebanon. hoping for boots on the ground over the weekend or something
>>62127618xd
>62127721yeah brownboy is mad lmao. should'nt've been a panican fucking brown ass mongoloid
>>62127721>Buncunstein is on the /ptg/ shill discord and is projecting everywhere because of it.O i am laffin
Thoughts on investing in WEAT? The oilshocks havent hit yet and the fertilizer shortage is also going to affect things meanwhile wheat has barely moved, thpughts?
>spy must crash, israel is bombing some turdies in lebanon or something, professor chinkoid said so
WE making moves?
>>62127733How do I fertilize my crops with futures contracts? Does it work like brawndo?
man, the american military must be desperate, considering the amount of post from Eglin base ITT>noo, the war is totally over!!1!yeah, sure.
>retards here fell for the April shakeout 2 years in. a row
>>62127736chem and fertilizer companies were down big today. surely its because there is a huge shortage lol.
>>62127381 #dont fucking lump boreball and limp bizkit in with the rest of that shit. fuck you. youre brown, i can tell
>>62127743they cannot learn lol.
>>62127743what does thatmean
>>62127751april 2025 -> liberation dayapril 2026 -> iran warboth fake and gay events designed to shake goyim out
>>62127682it's gonna be some blueballing like spy opening around 7000 just to gigapump back to flat in minutes because pullbacks and dips are oficially cancelled forever
OPEN THE MARKET I NEED TO GAMBLEhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=J-HEwyokKOc
>>62127749If you can't appreciate America's Game then you'll never make it as a trader.
Changing the number on a computer screen doesn't affect the finite supply of physical commodities. Inflation either manifests itself in price increases or shortages, and evidently the Epsteinites have decided that shortages are more palatable.
im officially spooked i solded all my UPRO at 119 aka yesterdays SPY ATH just in case we got a friday reverse tacoalso sold my AVGO at 370Profit is profit so I'm not mad that upro is 125 now, but i have no idea when to get out of tqqqI'm not supposed to be up this bigly I'm genuinely scared how do you guys hold on to profitable positions?i seem to have no problem bagholding but i get deeply uncomfortable when im up the stock market is rigged against mentally ill self sabotaging idiot baggies like myself :(
>>62127759baseball golf skiing and liking lord of the rings are the easiest brown filters on the planet
>>62127767>Changing the number on a computer screen doesn't affect the finite supply of physical commoditiesbut it does affect the value of your portfolio. you can still play the 2nd and 3rd order effects, but its retarded to sit on the sidelines or lose money waiting for them.
>bro the market knows it's priced inis it even possible to get away from this shit right now?
delusional bulls hanging onto trump tweets as the gospel is seriously hilarious after bitching about him weeks ago. reality hasn't changed and the pools still closed and you're still going to die for Israel.
>>62127773Most of your biomass came from petroleum. Now there isn't any.
>>62127769If you're that spooked then why not take some of the gains and put them in the non leveraged versions? Leveraged ETFs can turn on you fast.t. SOXL holder in 2022
>>62127749anti-logic hurts my brain. it seems there's so much "fuck you" money concentrated at the highest levels, they possess enough capital to force an illogical play to become the correct play.the sky is blue but they have enough capital to pay everyone to say the sky is green.
>>62127778ok granpa lets get you to bed
Cool
>>62127663What WAR!?WHENDIDAMERICADECLARE WARMAKINGITOFFICIAL?
>>62127792crazy. I put some bids around $84, hoping for a quick wick down to get filled no diddy.
>>62127785my tqqq avg is 42, i dont think ill get a good entry like that again for a while which is why im hesitant to sell.im not all in, tqqq is about 24% of my port my biggest position is schd at 40%for once i did some good moves, i boughted the dip, did shares and not calls so i dont get theta fucked, boughted something that actually went up for once and my portfolio was diverse enough that the dump didnt completely fuck meProblem is I don't know what to do after that, I'm not used to being up kek
>>62127803If you don't want to take profits then you can use a trailing stop. Which for a leveraged ETF probably means panic selling on the first big red day lol.
>>62127634>international energy agencyfucking who?whatever... its their fault for not giving us whatever the fuck we want. If you didnt want to die you would have just let us rape you
I am learning so much this evening about how they are pumping trillions in without it affecting the Fed balance sheet, which has also expanded by 300 billion in a month.Mr Bobo is much closer than I originally thought.
>>62127819you forgot about the google trends screencapor are you not doing those anymore?
>>62127792honk honk
>>62127819someone pls post picrel but for 2026
>>62127819This is incredibly bullish for stocks kek. I knew it was you Jerome. I saw those volume bars on the giga pumps the past few weeks. You can hide it from them but I know you.
>>62127653iran has never been a faithful partner, none of the thirdie empires can cooperate that's why they have no real alliance and none of them go to war for the other
>>62127618>short oil>long techI have made my old annual salary in a month doing exactly that. I will say, I'm taking a break in the oil market. I think it may be demonic and also sentient
>>62127839Oil traders historically are a different breed those guys are psychos
niggers?
Iran literally says pool is still closed. So what the fuck are you guys talking about.We're gonna get a blood red monday, I gurantee it.
>>62127852>We're gonna get a blood red monday, I gurantee it.Why? It's been closed the whole time and still rising. Market doesn't care anymore. You think that changes next week?
>>62127852I sold the PLTR tippy top
>>62127852>not replying "what the fuck are you gonna do about it nigga im crossing"and then just crossing these retards cant fucking do shit anymore, just cross the strait you indian pussies
>>62127852SPX 7200 by Friday
uh anonswhere do you get your finance?
>>62127852yea well my literal who twitter cap says the strait is open
>>62127735well given that I sold my shares last week for a modest profit, absolutely
>>62127876Literally who?(the joke is I can't read pajeet speak)
Imagine being a doomer. You know the reality of the current situation and you know there is nothing you can do to stop it, but you refuse to enter the market as a bull to scavenge any and all capital you can while the scavenging is good and the market is euphoric. No, you doom yourself to sleep instead and complain that life is not fair. You didnt "grab the bull by the horns" when it was at its utmost critical time to do so. For your own survival. For the future of you. Like a motorcycle rider who gets target fixated on the turn, his survival reactions squeeze the brakes causing the motorcycle to stand up. He continues to look at the place he will crash, and then does so. You see your own doom and make it reality for yourself.
>>62127876>retard doesn't know how to use technology to track ships and even listen to comms in the area
bear copium
>>62127885translated from the arabic that's how i know he know's what's going on over there
>>62127889>retard doesn't know how to speak arabic and get his info from real people in the area
>>62127852You mean blood black monday. If you didn't buy oil today you failed the test.
>>62127895>retards needs to get his info from 3rd party sources, even when confronted with hard evidenceno wonder everything is manipulated
>>62127900oh i'm sure you have your very own satellites in the sky tracking traffic and you're not relying on 3rd party sources at all riiiiightmy twitter caps are just as valid as anyone'smore so because they're arabic and muslims never lie, it's forbidden
>>62127897I have 20k on a 3x leverage oil with a buy in when oil was at 75, and i dumped another 20k on the dip today after profiting on the current giga pump.Shit is going up for oil, and back down for everything else (not a giga crash, but probably back at 6700 spy).I'm not a bear, or a bull, i just want money when i see it.
why do people buy index?or worse money marketsthe stocks, all they know is to go UP!
>>62127852>the bagar ligma saysjust dont care. if you dont have long positions now or cash to slurp youll never make it. we might be headed down but the meat of the crisis is unironically priced. we arent having the crash youre craving anytime soon. sorry
>>62127909because they dont want to spend brain power learning or worrying about their investments.
Does it not concern people that the markets are just fucking irrational at this point anymore? There's almost no rhyme or reason behind it's ups and downs anymore as it doesn't even reflect reality as it is.
>>62127916can you justify your reason for saying that? genuinely
>>62127909risk management. you know SPY will be around in 20 years. it would be odd to not own any SPY.
>>62127698the fuck does TACO mean
>>62127921delet this post!
>>62127920>SPY will be around in 20 years.i seriously believe this risk is underpriced
>>62127905I'm not that aggressive. Pigs get slaughtered.
>>62127698Jerome's interventionism? He and the rest of them do nothing.
>>62127921it means Trump Always TACOs Out
>>62127904>I don't know how to use the intetnet>t.retard/biz/ - Business & Financelmaoooooooooooooooo
>>62127920>>62127936anon knows
>>62127964what kind of internet?
>>62127964AIS data can be spoofed don't believe everything you read on the internetcheckmate libtard
>>62127888just not gonna buy things at all time highs. ATH it's a temporary condition believe it or not
>>62127920>>62127936>>62127965I saw 2026 is a sell year according to benner cycles. Midterm seasonality also calls for a rally in april followed by bleeding until september. I will unironically be selling in may and going away.2035 is the next crash year apparently. I could see SPY getting retired then, if systematic failures happen
