kill the "no deal" bobos edition>Latest developments on the illegal and unconstitutional US strikes against Iranhttps://iran.liveuamap.com/https://x.com/sentdefender>Some helpful links to numb the painhttps://findahelpline.com/https://www.nvidia.com/refunds/https://www.whitehouse.gov/refundshttps://jlingz.com/>European indiceshttps://live.euronext.com/enhttps://www.justetf.com/en/how-to/invest-in-europe.html>Educational sites:https://www.investopedia.comhttps://www.khanacademy.org/economics-finance-domain>Financial TV Streams:https://www.newslive.com/american/cnbc.htmlhttps://www.livestreamy.net/bloomberg/>Charts:https://www.tradingview.comhttps://www.finscreener.comhttps://www.portfoliovisualizer.com>Screeners: so you feel like in the movieshttps://finviz.com/https://etfdb.com/>Gambling:https://www.optionsplaybook.com/options-introduction/https://www.optionsprofitcalculator.comhttps://optionstrat.com/https://www.optionistics.com/quotes/option-prices>Pre-Market and Live data:https://www.investing.com/indices/indices-futureshttps://finance.yahoo.com/>Calendarshttps://www.marketwatch.com/economy-politics/calendarhttps://www.earningswhispers.com/calendarhttps://www.cmegroup.com/trading/interest-rates/countdown-to-fomc.htmlhttps://www.mortgagenewsdaily.com/data/building-permits>Boomer Investing 101: so zoomers with meme stocks can outperform youhttps://www.bogleheads.org/wiki/Getting_startedhttps://www.sec.gov/search-filings>Misc smg:https://www.financialjuice.com/homehttps://finance.yahoo.com/trending-tickershttps://market24hclock.com/https://www.dividendchannel.com/drip-returns-calculatorhttps://brokerchooser.com/https://www.chathamfinancial.com/technology/us-market-ratesprevious smigger thread>>62147069
> nows
First for bobo missing out
wow guys I'm sure the new supreme leader wont back the IRGC at all
>>62147551WHEN, BITCH
>>62147544waow amazing india
>He isn't buying GRRR
>>62147554Might as well just finish him off I reckon
ok my stocks are back in the greentime to go do my morning run
I SOLD MY FUCKING SPY CALL AT 709.5FUCL YOU DONALD TRUMP WHY DIDN'T IT GO UP THIS FAR IMMEDIATELY AFTER MARKET OPEN FUCK
Today’s all time high is tomorrows dip
"Overcapacity", they said
So, how's the regime change plan working out?
short oil
>>62147562Always be buying the dipeven when it dips upwards
PEAK US trading session
OOOoooooo
my puts are raped
>>62147573MY CALLS ARE NOT MINE ANYMORE
>>62147565The regime definitely has been changed
Oh, like a virginTouched for the very first timeLike a virginWhen your heart beats next to mine
>>62147573>>62147574Death to non believers desu
MY DAILY GAIN IS DISAPPOINTING
Why do niggas bake at 300 replies? This board is so dead we'll be on page 3 at 450 replies.
>>62147535If there are an orange and a gorilla nigger kill both of them.
>>62147129cute (posting for a fren)
>>62147573>>62147574
David SOXL's innovation makes Tim Apple look like someone who never did anything innovative or something
give thoughts on infq?
When it bitcorn gone do a lil sum
AMD KEEPS PUMPIN
>>62147590Trump calls David SOXL when he has a problem
>>62147582WHY ISN'T BUMP LIMIT 500WHY ARE THERE NO FLAGSWHY ARE YOU A F*GG*T
>>621475922027
>>62147582Some retards here go apeshit if you suggest baking at image limit or page 9
>>62147596no needing for flags good sar
>>62147576>Regime change means just removing the guy at the top.No. The same political system and party is in power. Cutting the Head off the Snake doesn't work in real life.
texas instruments jumped quite a bitif anyone freaking cares
Why aren't trump voters buying?
>>62147605It's driving SOXL
>>62147590apple and microsoft was always a scamlong live the chip empire
>NEW: Iranian reactions to Trump's extension of the ceasefire are varied. But common theme is perception of "clear" US retreat and/or preparation for another sneak attack.>Notably, one IRGC media affiliate says Iran should set a short deadline for lifting of the US naval blockade—backed by a military response if ignored.
>>62147607dey r it's going upFUCK WHY DID I SELL MY CALLS
>>62147603>. The same political system and party is in power.the system has changed but to where the 4 pillars which managed Iran have been reduced to 1 that being the IRGC with the other 3 just there for decoration
>>62147603Whether killing the top guy is effective depends on the political structure of a country
>>62147605Jiang Xueqin did say Texas is future proof because it's gonna be the next superpower trump destroys america financially speaking
>>62147611Why haven't you bought new ones instead of bitching about it for 20 posts a thread here?
>>62147605TI-83 bros...
>>62147608oh shiti forgot they're moving into that stuff & built a factoryi thought it would be SOXL driving TI for some retarded reason
KEK OIL BAGGOTS
>>62147616Because he’s a non believer
>>62147605I only care because that was my very first stock but i sold in like 2018. I'm happy for the texans
>>62147605I've been drunk as hell since they released their numbers I'm up so much bros
WW3 status?
>>62147623Real world economy or stock market?
well at least i stopped trying to short SOXL and i'm not losing money anymore i guess
>>62147613Only in fantasy. You're one of those "If only we'd killed Hitler in the 30s" jews aren't you?>>62147618There's TXN *in* SOXL.
The only thing actually pumping are semis
>>62147623Not enough to dump marketsWe would need WW4 & WW5 to hit simultaneously to enter even just a month long bear market.
>>62147565They changed the regime but the guy they changed for got his face burned off, his leg blown off and most of his immediate family killed including his father, his wife and his sister.Suffice to say it's not been a great success.
>>62147616>>62147620can't afford lmao
>>62147627It works amazingly well when the guy in charge is a god king or are you going to tell me the Spaniards imagined the whole thing
>>62147628Solar's pumping too
>>62147627No, I don't think 30s Germany's government was a one man show, nor do I think 30s Germany's actions were shaped much by Hitler's individual personality
>>62147635technically also a sminiconfluxer
texas instruments got bumped by basically every analyst for eoy 320+ lolalso why do analysts just bump after they see 20% jump in stock? are they no different than smg?
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Fuck, this is so good! SOXL is the shit!
>>62147640thanks anon
>>62147633Oh, I didn't know we were still living in the middle ages fighting stone-aged tribes whose leaders were literally rounding up their slaves and murdering them in a routine ritual.
Damn, where’d the bobos go lmao
>>62147617>>62147608>>62147605Yooo my TI-83 doin a lil sum sum
>>62147590I seriously don't get what's happening with SOXL and why it's pumping this hard. Am I fucking retard for not buying when the Iran War dip happened in the beginning? Who the fuck could have seen this coming.
>>62147633>It works amazingly well when the guy in charge is a god kingSupreme leader title gives off god king vibes. Not working out well though.
>>62147640Should be code KWAB
>>62147637Wtf I thought those used full conductors
Damn, ServiceNow got crushed.
>AMD>309.12>309.12>309.12>309.12
SOXL is the new S&P
>>62147653Oil shortages and famine won't affect it, and a hot war will require more chips and silicon than ever before.
ok sirs i bought another SPY call this time i'll just wait
>>62147666I'm happy for all the SOXL Chads but fuck me for missing out. It's too late to even buy in now. :(
>>62147671>for missing out.but you didnt?soxl just started lol
>>62147638kinda
>>62147645I accept your concessionit also works great in chess
>>62147551>2 more weeks meme
are there any anoons in quantum? which are actually useful?
>>62147671>It's too late to even buy in now.Take a small position anyway if you're not comfortable. I bought shares at 50 and sold at 55 and didn't get back in until 90. I *could* have been up 115%, but I'm still up 30%.
SOXLEVERYDAY A NEW ALL TIME HIGHEVERYDAYEVERY FUCKING DAY
>>62147675The thing about "games" is that they have rules and they end.Real life doesn't.
What the fuck is genuinely happening. Why is everything rocketing past 52-week highs and then some? Sure the war isn’t causing as much demand destruction as everyone thought but it’s not exactly making economic conditions easier
>>62147689stocks are up because the companies are goodwhy you think it is related to the war?
>>62147689The demand destruction hasn't really started yet.
>>62147671Split my SOXL puts money in half and continued to sell the options. When the rug pull happens I will be able to keep on going instead of bag holding until the next happening.
I sure hope I'm green with how green SOXL is...
>>62147535SOMEONE STOP ME, IM GOING TO ADD BEAR SPREADS HERE!
>fakedump>spikes up>fakedump>spikes uprepeat 100x a day
My little MU is almost green yayyy :3 *claps like a kiddy*
>CARkek
>>62147705That puts anon is licking his chops
>Americans prefer Democrats over Republicans on the economy for the first time since 2010 — Fox News poll>Fox news pollIt's over.
>>62147535>picYeah, well, it took this retard 2 fucking months to figure out you don't negociate with politicians (politicians that fear with their lives, to boot) having no power, and you actually have to "negociate" with the ones holding the guns.Good.Now that he finally figured it out, maybe in two fucking years we'll finally have the strait open, I guess.
I'm finna hit $200k in my Roth soon, bros *sucks teeth*
I have 20 grand to throw into something but there are no cheapies.
>>62147714TI is undervaled as Texas will soon become the hub for all tech
The straits in the world >>62147714No even oil is cheap
Let me remind you that SBLK does short term day rate type charters and their next earnings will include the higher rates they charged during the beginning of the hormussy crisis. Earnings posting May 20.
>>62147671I aped into SOXL literally just yesterday and I'm already up 12%
>>62147705>>62147707hehehehe
>>62147717What about Florida
>>62147692I’m staring at the charts for a semi-conductor company that has gone up 50% in like 2 weeks, broke their previous high from when their company was raking in 2 dollars a share during COVID. Now It’s p/e is at 250 and it’s expected earnings per share is around 0.50$ and next earnings is only going to be a marginal increase over last quarters and there’s been no change to their long-term business plan. Shit is fucked
>>62147540>filing for disability under some feigned illness and trading for a living from a Swiss accountIs this actually possible? How do I open a Swiss account?
>>62147705holy shit, what are the odds some baggie shot himself
>>62147701>they did it again
soxl is gonna do 10% a day until 2027 isn't it?
>>62147714SOXS is down 97% over the past year
AMD to 315 today?
>>62147689hey retard look at a chart of the S&P 500 from when we started the Afghanistan invasion to when we were finally defeated. even if we lose the war it's still super bullish for the economy.
>>62147689This is the exact playbook you see before the music stops. you know, the one you were taught about all these years, the one you can see before every single generational crash. That one moment that seemingly doesn't seemingly make sense, the one where institutional try to squeeze every single bit of money they can before leaving you the bags. Don't short it though, this might very well go to the upper range. But cashing out gradually is the thing to do.
>>62147736I thought stocks are not the economy
>>62147653>Who the fuck could have seen this coming.me
>>62147714This pepe makes me horny
>>62147742their not. our economy has been destroyed since Afghanistan. but it is super bullish for stocks.
>>62147736When did the afghans drive the price of oil up by 20% and when did the market decided to go parabolic in 1 month time frame after we dropped bombs on Kabul? Oh wait that never happened. Plus afghan war was a nothing burger on the global scale
>>62147605Yeah TI makes chips for missiles and drones. >>62147627>if only we'd killed HitlerI think any one of the other potentials at the time would have made better military leaders than Hitler was. Imagine if Guderian or Keitel were somehow in charge.
>>62147746just take a deep breath and think about what the babe schizo would say
>Microsoft Plans First Employee Buyout Program In Company's History
>>62147742it's the opposite. stocks are the only thing that matters. jobs are fake and irrelevant and labor is useless.
whay everything redand how is nq not red whenevery stock is red?
>had a limit sell on MU at 473>it touched it with -3%, it sold and then it immediately shot back up to green within an hour
>>62147752For me it's>if only we'd picked our own cotton
>>62147756they're allowed to buy employees?i thought we ended that
>kept buying what i thought was the low but the low just kept getting lowerI think I’ve fucked up. This is it. The belief that the last dip was the end of all things kept me from buying the dip but this is actually the one and now I fucking bought.
>>62147761Fake cultist. Trvst...the plqn and you will be happy....
>>62147535Pay $7 a trade snd TD website is fucked tight now. I want to sell my TQQQ Anons told me not yo buy at bottom.
>>62147759All the money on the entire planet is flowing into SOXL>>62147762we could at least have returned the merch
Should have been a no trade day for me but I stressed out with a quick scalp for a measly +4.85% p/lProfit is profit, I guess.
>>62147771you have no idea what soxl is
>>62147653Bro... I had 125k shares of SOXL I sold at 18...Uggggggggggggg
>>62147776He doesn't mean LITERALLY
>>62147689My read on the bull narrative>SOH shock is transitory and a deal is coming soon>Earnings growth is great>AI is maturing and becoming usable by business>Divided government coming, better returns aheadMy read on the bear narrative>SOH shock will be long lasting even if there's a deal soon and there are further downside risks if the war escalates>Consumer sentiment is down to record levels and further price increases will cause demand destruction, earnings won't grow much anymore>Layoffs due to AI will compound the previous issue and may not offer much productivity growth>Inaction by government is not necessarily bullish when the status quo market forces are disruptive.Which do you think is more convincing?
wall street journal reports that the largest shipping companies are prioritizing getting ships out of the region https://xcancel.com/WarMonitor3/status/2047336751501279340#m
>bears
>>62147776>sent from my SOXLphone
WHAT THE FUG WAS THAT
>>62147779You never know around here.
>>62147776HAND OVER the soxl
>>62147724Grrrpump
>oil up>spy downsome news afoot
>>62147785DON'T SCARE ME WHAT WAS WHAT
>>62147782>Shipping companies are interested in moving goods I am ABSOLUTELY shocked right now. I thought shipping companies made their money just having boats sit around and do NOTHING.
>>62147782bullish for SBLK
>>62147789Yes, Israel Katz wants war
>>62147789i mean look at that mammoth USAF airbridge going to the middle east, some sources i follow are saying this is larger then any seen on February 28th a day before the initial strikes
>>62147793>can't get more jobs done for cashflow and instead have people on payroll and equipment using up gas
>Israel’s Defense Minister Israel Katz: “Israel is prepared to resume the war against Iran — We are awaiting a green light from the United States — first and foremost to complete the elimination of the Khamenei family and to push Iran back into a dark age. This time, the strike will be different and far more lethal, delivering devastating blows at the most sensitive points — ones that will shake and undermine its very foundations".Sounds like the average liberator
>>62147616>>62147620I BOUGHT ANOTHER ONE FU K WHY IS TI GOING DOWN AGAIN
I admit I completely missed the industry upending innovations of SOXL as I was too busy throwing all of my money at the shirtless sweaty greek seamen risking their lives to squirt through the hormussy.Even if I don't have the last laugh I feel like it was the morally right thing to do
>>62147798Unironically what the hell is wrong with the jews?
>>62147795look at the amount of refuelers at Ben Gurion Israel, something is coming
i'm in hell
oil is mooning. time to ape back in.
>>62147806insane
bobo was right? qq
>>62147798If they actually pull the trigger this will be bearish as fuck I believe.Because then you will just have decapitated IRGC branches blowing shit up with their pre-assigned orders like during the start of the conflict.
I'm glad some of your guys portfolios are inching up. Can someone kill Israel already so this war can be over?
>>62147805It's not easy being the chosen people
>>62147773God damn it, I should have waited…
>bought nat gas when it was 3$>bag holding when it dropped down every week>thought it bottomed at 2.55$ >rally to 2.75$>ready to off load to break even back at 3$> dumps today to 2.58$ and still crabbing downLooks like I'm bag holding fartjars until a major heatwave or hurricane.
Wow.... and this doesn't include the 12 F/A-18's crossing the Atlantic
>>62147808what are the demons investing in?
>>62147798Surely Israel gains very little from bombing energy and whatnot. Because Iran could just do the same and worse if they hit desalination plants.
>>62147798Financially speaking I will never forgive Iran for making the chosen people do this
>>62147805>what the hell is wrong with the jews?*ahem*Let's see here...
>>62147821One thing I'm curious about. Why does the US use cargo planes so much for its military logistics?Surely that is wildly inefficient compared to thinking a month ahead of time and loading up cargo ships.
Just a bad day or the beginning of like a week long dip? Buying now means you’re still buying what will be known as the high next weekI’ve done a terrible thing
>>62147653Before making a move learn what happened in previous war.
>>62147828> if they hit desalination plants.they will be trying to hit those in Saudi Arabia UAE Qatar ect not Israel, their air defence has proven adequate
>>62147796they've been doing that all ceasefire too, its over
>>62147763Naw they aren't buying them, they are telling them to GTFO :0
>>62147831>thinking a month ahead of time>this administration you are talking about the same people who thought iran would give up in 3 days, not blockade the straight and not attack the GCC countries
>>62147821whatever it is it better wait til after market close friday
>>62147825probably small home datacenters for archival, while they destroy everything else
>>62147831they thought Iran would just give up
>>62147836>their air defence has proven adequateI don't think we have good information on the amount of damage Iran is able to do in retaliation to Israel since recording damage is heavily punished now. But I suspect you're right that they are able to deal with the losses they've suffered so far compared to the gulf.
>>62147842it probably will
>>62147825PLTR (I'm in)
>>62147831planes are faster and the US has infinite money why wouldn't they
>>62147805
>>62147761You mean a stop loss? A sell limit triggers when the stock goes up. I don't like stop loss orders for this reason.
>>62147805the entire middle east was promised to them 3000 years ago
test
I have offically fomoed my last 35 dollars into SOXS 1DTE callsthis is my make it or break it moment
>>62147849It's eating up a lot of kerosene when there's a structural kerosene shortage.I'm assuming they buy spot kerosene from Europe when they refuel and their stockpiles are dwindling.
>>62147818or winter
>>62147831Because jet fuel is so expensive for the TOP OIL PRODUCING NATION IN THE WORLD USA USA USA
>>62147805racial supremacist ethnostate that believes the literal entire rest of the world is its cattle. There's tons of stories of people who go on their birthright pilgrimage or whatever to Israel and come back foaming with rabies
>>62147831You sound as retarded as the people you are claiming to be retarded.
>>62147860sure would be a shame if that worsened the european jet fuel crisis ehgoddamn i lovebeing american
>>62147859basedi bought 713 1dte SPY call and now it's tanking striaght down again
>>62147851is this a real screenshot
>>62147852Yes, Im a retard and wrote the wrong thing. And yes I can see now why its a retarded thing but I only recently started "actively" trading instead of just buying and holding. Lesson learned I guess.
>>62147809There's an old saying in Texas, or maybe Tennesee, I can't remember. Fool me once, shame on me, fool me twice, shame on.... you can't fool me!
>>62147871it's "can't get fooled again" and it's a great quote if you have a sense of humor
>>62147809This article is so incredible
>>62147869>"actively" trading instead of just buying and holdingSo you want to start losing money? No one makes money day trading.
>>62147865It's unquestionably more nimble but I have to assume it's probably 10 times as expensive.
AIYEEEEEEEJUSTPUMPMYBAGSJOOOOOS
>>62147740spy pe is 28 thoughbeit
>>62147880Ahhh fuck we're overvaluedDoes P/E account for inflation btw?
>>62147877shalom
>>62147880>He thinks the Shiller PE is the same as the regular PEThis fucking general I swear, fucking grim.
>>62147773Skillz popping off, might get a quick scalp on it if you wanna try again>circuit break upside
Reminder the consensus in the markets is that the war will be over by the end of April, analysts say if for no other reason because the damage it will do to the global economy and neither the US nor Iran wants this
Pump or dump next week with tech earnings?
How do we address the N and J problem?
>>62147802Did you know the Japanese pronunciation of V is "Weee"?
>>62147886Sell in May and go away.
>>62147831A single C-17 can carry enough munitions to fully rearm MULTIPLE fighter squadrons.We’ve had hundreds of flights since the ceasefire began.One cargo ship could “be better” but you don’t want to have all that stuff on one ship. Very dangerous.
>DJUS in the red>war hasn’t even restarted yetWe’re in for a bad time
FFFFAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAALLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL
>>62147798>this time, the strike will be differentHe said nervously for the tenth time this month
1/4 of the world oil supply is gone, how the fuck aren’t we mega dumping?!?!?
>>62147889Forgot pic
>>62147894The war restarting would be bullish
>>62147895don't wait for it!I'm a Skin-walker, sleepin' in the forest
>>62147869I might try buy limits. Looking at candestick charts, the price usually goes back to one of the previous lows eventually. Makes sense, there's no reason why the closing price must be The Price (TM). Sell limits seem pointless unless you're day trading. Stop losses as you've found out ironically cause losses.
(NOW)?
>>62147875Kek
>>62147901Because we learned our lessons from previous opep shenanigans?
>>62147906Stop losses are for a different kind of market
>>62147898I think what they've said is that the next strike will hit critical civilian infrastructure which will cause the Iranians to retaliate against oil & gas infrastructure and possibly also desalination plants. Those would cause longer lasting damage to oil & gas infrastructure and the lost production capacity would last years, it would be like an economic nuclear option.I don't think they would do that unless Iran's own oil & gas infrastructure is destroyed in the next attacks.
Already up 14% on my 35 dollar SOXS calls investment. Fuck yea i'm gonna make it
>>62147886I want it though and so does the markets. fake news.
>>62147891
>>62147901>13% of the oil is gone>Half the oil is gone>1/4 of the oil is goneCan you niggers make up your mind
can basedxl stop pumping the fomo is hurting hard
>>62147901nothing ever happens
>>62147917135% of the oil is gone
>>62147915Why you want it?
>>62147917It's about 13% gone but papered over by strategic reserve releases, intentional demand reductions, and inventory drawdowns
>>62147884>listening to some nigga named shilleryeah okay
I have 15k I'm just holding in deposit accounts. Been waiting for months now to deploy the cash but it just keeps going up and up. It's never crashing right?
>>62147884Right. It's useless bullshit, says the inventor himself.
>>62147927It did crash a month ago althoughbeit, most just didnt buy because they bought the armaggedon story
>>62147917End
>>62147877Is technical analysis bullshit? it seems to work over the medium term but I agree trying to predict the price ten minutes later is silly.
want to buy the dips but gotta feel Trump is finna do some retarded shit soon. His bloodlust must be percolating after 2 weeks of not doing anything.
>>62147927>>62147929The Armageddon story will be correct this time though. Unironically
>>62147934trvke and i am present and here for it.
>>62147928Absolute piece of shit imagegen. You have to babysit it like a retard>DONT FILL EVERY SQUARE CM WITH DETAIL
if you bought hgraf at 7.50 when do you get to break even?
>>62147943Never nobody's going to look at the chart and buy in
>>62147943At least you're not a GameStop baggie
>>62147943thanks for playing
>>62147934no cap, buy the TLRY dip
I would like to cordially remind all mumus itt that taking handouts and begging/hoping for more handouts is what a slave does.
>>62147943>Instagram slut CEOYou fell for the grift.
>>62147942hm it doesn't even really do what you want it to do most of the time. I used your exact prompt
>>62147958Nigger I don't need handouts IF ANYTHING THEY CAN TAKE ALL MY MONEY
>>62147834What happened?
>>62147942and now she's old, thanks anon I have to start again now
KWABOTYhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_wPSSUjpnPEAnd the conclusion he drew from losing his entire net worth wasn't that he was a gambling addict that needs help, but that he just quite wasn't good enough because he only won 99% of his trades instead of 100%
>>62147958i need handouts
>>62147942it's already proven AI has a huge ego you can't talk to it like that and expect good results
>>62147961Athena is brown now chud. Stop being racist.
>>62147973so true xister
>>62147942This is why you have a readme of instructions to TRAIN it to you rliking
swiftie did you ever buy HGRAF?
>>62147974athena is said to have had "owl-eyes" and her name is germanic
>>62147961This might be the worst pic I have ever seen. How can they release such an obviously unaligned model? I also had failed experiments. I told it something like>create an anime girl filing her nails with an emery boardTHIS WAS THE BEST OUTPUT. All other contort her hand positions even worse.This piece of garbage imagegen can't even do this(Note in my prompt I already told it to create a FLAT i.e. low detail image)So fuckable girl but retarded otherwise
>>62147980stop baiting me, I'm not coming back
>>62147834>what happened in previous war.What happened in previous war?
>>62147958eating rotten ham to celebrate my second round of 1dte SPY calls taking a shit
>>62147557Please and thank you doing the needful saaar
>>62147995i look like this but i'm white and i tie my hair back
>>62147557When do we x2 to get back to the price I sold it at
>>62147958is this the new bear cope?>yeah we're losing money but at least we don't look like beggarslmao
lots of juicy SOXS dips to slurp recently that's for sure.
Bear sisters, the momentum is fading
>>62147934well Trump did stop the exact same war last yearwhat exactly is stopping him from stopping this one too?
>>62148000trips of pvmp checked
>>62147977this AI thing takes way too much effort i need to click rapidly through porn videos for massive dopamine explosions ten times a second. What kind of sick fuck trains an AI and waits for literal minutes for an image to pop up
last chance on SPAIF
>>62147913David would be happy to hear
>SP500 16 points lower>SOXL back to ATH
>>62148009I used novel AI and go through them like crack, except I type in a different character if I want to change or change a tag or two
why won't SPY get above this horizontal meme lineit's been ramping up and dropping off this week, it's done it like 3 timesit keeps peaking around 711
>>62148000>t. Slave
>>62147907Yes
>>62147889Dump probably because everything already ran up. But its going to be one of those episodes where le doomp is just what the price was three days ago.
>>62148017you never respond to me
>>62148017cope bobotranny
>>62147901no one cares about the strait anymore mr panican
>IRS sends me a letter in the mail telling me someone logged into my irs account on april 15 to pay taxes>mfw that was meI have been trying to cheap out and spend only 400 bucks a month since year start and fucking IRS tax is now the great majority of my spending.Tech lead was right, fuck trump why didn't he abolish income taxes under 100k like he said?
>my original thesis for SOXL was so fucking insane it went over 2x past my sell pointJesus fuck this is insane. I remember selling at 55 and thinking that maybe 65 was the max we'd see before a serious pullback. 116 is just right out fucking nuts.
so what is going onare bobos right is the big dip soon?or trump won't let a big dip ever happen due to Iran
>>62147890we restore romethe true enemy of Israel
>>62148031>I'll take my pre-tax money this year which I will gladly pay you for next year
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>>62147988I'm not even really spamming that place anymore. I just pity them from time to time. Idk what they would be without me. I talked to Rocker today and I could tell he is doing really well since you are gone. You were always his greatest enemy I think.
>>62148033i always had $100+ as a price target for this year so there's some skill issues at play here.
>>62148017You are a slave for attention and you aren't even good at it.
>>62147535you know you cant say the k*ll word when women exist in politics, everything has to have a happy ending
>>62148014>16 points lower>A whole 0.01%SPX is going to hover around here for a hot minute.
>>62148035that's very amalek of you
WTFWT
AAAAAAHHHHH FUCK
wot in tarnation
loooooooooooooooooolthis cliffshould I buy?
