proper edition>Educational sites:https://www.investopedia.comhttps://www.khanacademy.org/economics-finance-domain>Financial TV Streams:https://www.newslive.com/american/cnbc.htmlhttps://www.livestreamy.net/bloomberg/>Charts:https://www.tradingview.comhttps://www.finscreener.comhttps://www.portfoliovisualizer.com>Screeners: so you feel like in the movieshttps://finviz.com/https://etfdb.com/>Gambling:https://www.optionsplaybook.com/options-introduction/https://www.optionsprofitcalculator.comhttps://optionstrat.com/https://www.optionistics.com/quotes/option-prices>Pre-Market and Live data:https://www.investing.com/indices/indices-futureshttps://finance.yahoo.com/>Calendarshttps://www.marketwatch.com/economy-politics/calendarhttps://www.earningswhispers.com/calendarhttps://www.cmegroup.com/trading/interest-rates/countdown-to-fomc.htmlhttps://www.mortgagenewsdaily.com/data/building-permits>Boomer Investing 101: so zoomers with meme stocks can outperform youhttps://www.bogleheads.org/wiki/Getting_startedhttps://www.sec.gov/search-filings>Misc smg:https://www.financialjuice.com/homehttps://finance.yahoo.com/trending-tickershttps://market24hclock.com/https://www.dividendchannel.com/drip-returns-calculatorhttps://brokerchooser.com/https://www.chathamfinancial.com/technology/us-market-rates>NEW THREAD: Copy-paste the following when making a new thread:https://pastebin.com/GfB48W5GPreviously on /smg/>>62152588
I AM BECOME BULLISH
oil and soxl and chinese peptides
> nows
next week on /smg/please look forward to it
This crash is going to be incredible.
>>62153475i'm not forward looking
>>62153476>WGFD
>>62153476see though the thing is it's going to keep going up
>>62153481heh, I made that ApuHere's just the suit Apu in case you're missing it
Where are you after today?
AMDGODS is it time to sell? looks like the top in
When are we quitting our gay day jobs and establishing Smigger Markets General Capital?I shotgun the HR lady role.
>>62153475something tells me tech will screw the pooch
And there you have it.The most Bearish xitter post I’ve ever read in my life.
How the fuck is oil down and the stock market pumping when we have a full blown crisis in the middle east?!?!?!
>>62153487Thanks fren. Here's one I cobbled together a while back
>>62153492Oh how I wish I could believe or even understand that
>>6215348860%So... Above average.
>>62153488I was very close to entering the middle class in 2008, 2016, and 2019.
>>62153488>85th percentilelmfao how old is this chart
>>62153469Top signal.
>>62153498giwtwm
>>6215348825y , $72k. im not top 10% so im lower class
>>62153465>HARDWAREgods
>>62153506I signal your mother for some top, how bout dat?
somewhere out there there's gotta be a god
>>62153488>~1.7mill @ 38im off the charts i guess
>>62153492Let's see your position then.
>>62153509your gonna make it
this last month has made me realize that you just need to retardbuy and hold forever to make it but i'm not gonna buy right now at all time highs niggerpump dogshit levelsi quit until and keep my money in a savings account until there's a good 30%+ drop i'll start DCA'ing then
>>62153498Not really appropriate attire for cooking spitty bacon. They'll get bacon grease all over their lovely bodies.Hnnnnnnnnnnnnng........
>>62153488Uh...can I include the value of my house?
Following market logic, all those gains should bounce back on Monday, right?I mean, it would be amazing if, after gains like that, they held steady or even went up again.
POWER HOUR PLEASEPLUMP IT NOWJEROME
>>62153520>until there's a good 30%+ dropnot happening while trump is president + tech run up combo
>>62153520Good luck timing the market
>>62153524That's not bacon, it's beef, ala Korean BBQ.
>>62153520Good plan. I'm not selling but I'll buy whatever I can after a correction. TQQQ SOXL FNGU. Or QLD USD
Can my tungsten-gold-silver junior miner get off their ass and stop dragging down my portfolio.
>>62153492>Preventing disorderly sales of the US assetsSounds like some insane Jewspeak
>>62153525your equity in it, yes
>>62153488This looks outdated, I've never had a job at 28 and even I as a poorfag have a networth of 26k. I guess with my inheritance I should have around 600k at 40-50 something?
>>62153524I went to baking it in the air fryer, never going back.
>>62153488Roughly $280k at 32yo and feel like I'm nowhere close to where I want to be, this chart must be absolute bullshit
>>62153488over 90%mostly sidelined though, so the poors are catching up
its weird how oil immediately dips on random news then just recovers pretty much back to where it was before on no news when it would just crab all day otherwisenothing has really changed, but that news either mattered, or it didn'tInteresting that for periods something as important as oil just jumps around and trades somewhere that was essentially baseless
>>62153525No.
>>62153488something seems strange with some of those numbers. From 50-54 to 55-59 it jumps over 1MM, then to the next age group it goes down by 100k?
>>62153527powerhourpump to 135!
>>62153534Phew>>62153542The other anon said I could
>>6215348895% but i only compare myself to the top ~5% anyways.>>62153489nah its not even $1T marketcap yet. sell in 2028 at the earliest.
>>62153526y-yeah let's hold our calls anon it will surely go h-h-higher. trump fixed the market for good right?
Stealth bail out?Zero run up to this far as I can see
>>62153512Grand. I'll have a go on your mum then. She's probably younger than I am. Have fun with mine, she did the menopause in the early 1990s.
>>62153543People who retired and live on a fixed income, plus medical expenses
>>62153530>Korean BBQ.Forin muck.
How do you anons do quarterly tax payment estimates when you’re a degenerate gambler and don’t know what you’ll make? Do you calculate it ever quarter and do different amounts every quarter rather than the same amount every quarter?
>>62153549my amd calls are expiring next week anon. i need some /smg/ advice
>>62153488>Posting out of date charts for hopiumLmao. Absolutely devilish.
>>62153548>The other anon said I couldOnly the equity. Not the value.
>>62153563What eighty year old made this?
>>62153559Nip girls love Korean BBQ
>>62153563>first you have your first child>then you buy a house
the power of bears
>>62153575Yes. Most people have their first child while living in a 1 bedroom apartment.
>>62153563>amigoloans.co.uklol, lmao
>A Pakistani official told me that the meetings with Araghchi in Islamabad today and tomorrow will focus on relaunching negotiations with the Trump administration>"A trilateral meeting with the U.S. will be assessed after our meeting with Araghchi," the Pakistani official said>Araghchi is expected to travel from Islamabad to Muscat, Oman, and then to Moscow, so it's unclear when he will meet the U.S. envoys>Two sources said the meeting between the U.S. envoys and Araghchi could take place on Monday, after Kushner and Witkoff hold separate bilateral talks with the Pakistani mediators>we'll talk so that we can talk>schemes of a talk
>>62153563>Amigo loansWhere's the bit where your business collapses owing people money?
What are your upcoming moves, anons?Calls? Puts? Cash? Do nothing for a while?
>>62153474cows are cool
>>62153572built for bbq
>>62153577wallstreetbets and r/stocks are totally full of bears. Imagine hating Trump so much, you willingly lose money on this run
>>62153586If we crab into close, nothing. New play next week.
>>62153575I had 3 kids before buying my first house.
>>62153569my guess is a 39 year old with a job, two houses, a drivers license and brand new car, a wife, 2 kids who enjoys two holidays per year, wrote itthere's other stuff you need to do like your first colonoscopy is conveniently missing
NEW ATH SMIGGERS WE DID IT GIVE YERSELVES A ROUNDED APPLAUSE:D
wtfwt
>>62153560I don’t think anyone here makes enough to know what I am talking about…
>>62153592reddit did it last year too lol.
>>62153607No. Please explain.
How are you guys doing compared to my ((automated)) investment account with DCA? Start is Feb 2023, annualized return is 14.97%
>>62153475Thanks anon
how fucked will NBIS be on wednesday?
>>62153607If you make that much you should ask your cpa.
>>62153613What are you DCAing in?
>>62153609It's amazing to me how they are so consistently wrong in ways that harm themselves
>>62153611You gotta pay at least 90% of your taxes due for the year, during the year. You can’t just pay it all at the end of the year without a penalty. Most employed people get it withheld from their paychecks. Their “tax refund” is because too much of their own money was withheld. If you make more you need to send in more taxes every quarter.
>SPY cracked the 714ussy by EOD>i sold my 713 call at 710.50
>One week until May
>>62153492Kek
>BREAKING: Iran says it has decided not to enter negations with the US and denies making any request for direct talks with the US, per Tasnim.New ATH anywaysAlso I think the Americans/jews will try to kidnap the Iranians
>>62153586I'm thinking about dropping the hammer on an OTC 0.0004 stock that I know nothing about but has a cool sounding name. I'm sure it'll 10x.
people are dying, this is poor form
>>62153635They're dying for our gains. How dare you laugh.
Pump into friday and then do something stupid on Saturday or Sunday. That's the trend right? Don't buy until monday right?
It's a real blessing in the skies
>>62153638meant for >>62153599
>>6215348895thAnd I can't afford a house.Kill every baby boomer you see. Just smother them with a pillow, that's what you do.
>>62153475Name our band
>Pakistan Will Work With Araghchi During The Coming Hours To Resolve The Hormuz Crisis First>Yes sure we will resolve this issue first while the Americans are amassing troops. We will stop using the tools we have that could force the US to retreat and will gain nothing from in
>>62153644jew anus tonguer
>>62153644MicroHumanMetamphabet
>>62153643I think this is from the 90's.
>>62153643How??? Unreal, you're baiting
>>62153644no
dear henlo mister jeromepower half hour pleasesincerbly apu
>>62153652Maybe he's 18?
oil $0xag $300
>>62153654I see you forgot like I did that it's Power After Hours on Fridays now :0
USO gonna close green?
i can feel him writing the tweet, his tiny orange fingers tapping random words to uppercase them. it's time to sell
>>6215348840%i bet you can guess where
>>62153660not a chance
>>62153663the temptation to sell what i have remaining in SOXL and buy a monday SPY put
Is it time to full port SOXS?
>>62153598Your first divorce setting you back 10 years is missing too or the inconvenient fact that life throws a lot of shit at you and these infographics are just secret demoralization
>>62153670>full portwhat does that mean
>>62153673>Your first divorce setting you back 10 years is missing
>>62153674it means they take their entire portfolio valued at $100 and sell to buy fully into the next meme they will lose all their money on
>>62153670Never full port soxs.
>>62153652>the average home price in [redacted], California is >1.8 million united states dollarsMedian's 1.7 but I can't afford that either.
are you holding during the weekend ?
>>62153669i did it
>>62153669out of 484 available months of data since 1985 on the nasdaq composite, this month ranks 15th in returns.there is NOWHERE to go but up
>>62153626Interesting. Thanks. I just went and researched this, as I'd never heard this before. This is my first year of not being a W2 employee. I figured I would just calculate everything at the end of the year and pay it in April next year.Fortunately I lost money from January to March, so I don't owe anything, but now I know in time for the end of June. Are there forms with this, I assume? I just cut a check and sent it to the IRS?
>>62153686But you have a job right? Just take a mortgage with your latinx gf anon, split it in half
>>62153680oh "port" means "portfolio"i was expecting something more fancy>it means they take their entire portfolio valued at $100 and sell to buy fully into the next meme they will lose all their money onso what i'm doing xd
>>62153637Don't buy until Tuesday.
>>62153691Someone do a what happened next on the top 14. I can't be arsed.
>>62153691i'll probably end up getting a job soon either way so it's finei remember a video of this old lady saying (regarding lottery tickets) "and i thought 'what better thing than an investment?', and if it just goes away it goes away, so it's okay!"
>>62153691that's crazy '22 had such a good month when it finished as one of the worst years in the market
>>62153691i appreciate your proportional font & color scheme btw, that's nice to look at
>>62153693No I don't have a job I professionally make money here with you cunts I'm otherwise retired. People will loan against my port but the market is flat here and loans aren't free no more.
>>62153691should i hold my amd calls?
>>62153694no it means port as in move from one to the other altho it could be a double entendre I guess
>>62153691Nothing foreboding at all about those other years
>>62153670Hey kid, you hate money or somthing?
>>62153701thanks it's just default that installed with gedit
>>62153706ah ty
>>62153691>Half of all the months above it were right before the dot com bubble>But that means there is still upside for us!
>>62153688I sold my LITX and SNXX because I know they are schizo and will dump, but also fly up again. They do that every week it seems. So I make money every week.
>>62153691
>>62153712:o>proportional fonti meant to write monospace fontFUCK
>>62153691and if you're interested in SPX instead of NDQ, that's 37th out of 1178 months (back to 1928).
>>62153692Yes, there are pay stubs you send in every quarter with the check. They are form 1040-ES and something like 500-es for the state. You can do it online too but there was all this KYC verification shit that it’s retarded. The way I do is make a separate 2026 estimate file with 2025 turbo tax. I put in the mock sales and interest I think I will have. It will give a pdfs of the return at the end and those 4 quarterly stubs will be in them near the top of the return. Print them out and mail them
>>62153715means we still have a few high months to go
Tax refund came in, $4k dollary doos. Get married to a good women peeps.
>>62153691>14.88% That's my sign to all cash. Shalom.
>>62153722
>>62153691>there is NOWHERE to go but upI can think of one other place
>>62153691Kek the top 5 are 1998-2002. What program is this from??
i am getting crazyi lost 35% of my networth since october 25 and some faggots made that money just todayis it normal i hold a grudge against anyone who is making money at this point? like soxl shitters?
>>62153734I'm restocking my pink wojak bank. Thanks for the contribution.
>>62153727ticker?
>>62153731>>62153691>out of 484 available months of data since 1985 on the nasdaq composite, this month ranks 15th in returns.>there is NOWHERE to go but upWhy are you implying there's any predictive value in this
>>62153736I just had code look through raw data from yfinance as far as it goes back, then sorted it
>>62153731The roaring 30s holy shit. What program are you running?
Gives me your top 3 divvy stocks
>>62153737>35% of networth in 6 monthsthats nothing bud. try losing some real money see how nice ur mind works. and yeah its normal to feel that way when you dont have money yourself and losing money on stocks/options/crypto whatever sucks because you getting for it except some tax returns. start thinking could have used "X" for "Y" instea i lost it. etc etc. all normal
>>62153740HOPE
>>62153737if it makes you feel better the types that invest in leveraged positions usually wind up losing a lot
>>62153747NestleCoca Cola Pepsi
i chickened out and sold all my soxl and amd calls i'm just too scared rn
>>62153737If you think that's bad. Wait until your first divorce.
>>62153745Damn nice. Thanks anon.
>>62153488total net worth including the house (assuming it's worth what I think): >70%liquid / in stocks: >45%
>>62153754did u break even or what?
>>62153747pg, bx, so
>>62153753>NestleFuck those cunts. Their Nido full cream milk I use for hiking just keeps going up and up in price.
>>62153758i locked in my gains. i was holding since monday
>>62153724Thanks, anon! You don't know what you don't know and it would suck to get to next year and find out I got smacked with a bunch of penalties.
>>62153492He's talking about dollar credit lines for the Gulf states, not for US businesses or consumers
>>62153761yeh well in the not so distant future people will be amazed to hear that back in the 20's you had excess money past food and shelter. food going to go crazy. nestle is also the closest to meeting the american dividend aristocrat treshold.
>>62153741because it's an easy to make snide offhand comment that makes the post more interesting. something wrong with that?
>>62153697Here's what happened soon after each of these times
>>62153753>>62153759PEP and Blackstone seem decent. Others are near all time high
>>62153769That bullish as fuck, that means were gonna be exporting our inflation.
im finding arbitrage on SPY options, how is this possible
DING DING DING DING DINGHow did it go today?!?!How did it go this week!?!?
>nand / ram lost against their call walls yet againGorilla retards just buying SOXL calls and the institutional big brains hunting / dispersing within the sox index are both winners. I get to keep making pennies.
>>62153775this is incorrect. '98, '99 were both great years
>>62153778you want stocks that go up over time. you dont want CPB lol.
>>62153583>Araghchi is travelling to Moscow to meet Iran's supreme leader who is being treated in a hospital there
>>62153763ah basedi sold my semiconductor shit today & bought a SPY put for next weekone day i'll get a job and have 4 figures to buy more expensive options lmao
>>62153781Today: +1.82%This Week: +2.05%This Month: +19.99%This Year: +10.61%it doesn't make any sense but pretty good i guess
>>62153781+3.6% decent day
>>62153778blackstone during private equtiy run is not a good idea. I would be shorting them to be honest
>>62153469>>62153506Yeah 3 weeks of nothing but up including gas and oil prices is totally normal right I mean this makes perfect sense right?
>>62153781+1.88%
>>62153781Up 4.99% today, I finally crossed $200k total!
>cryptocucks think you're supposed to keep losing money
Another week where the call I sold expired worthless
>>62153786>bubbles are greatUntil they aren't. The market retraced below the 98 and 99 levels.
>>62153781>How did it go today?!?!-6.64%>How did it go this week!?!?-39.47%down to $350>>62153797pretty
>>62153800bears have the same issue. the more they lose the more confident they become lol.
>>62153803that's nice but those years made over 20% gains stupid doomer
>>62153802My SOXL covered calls didnt do so good so I had to roll them, at least I get the reduced tax burden.
>>62153799godspeedI'M GONNA BE PISSED IF SPY IS CRABBING AT 714 THE ENTIRETY OF MONDAY
Yet another neon Green Day. Yawn.
>>62153755>marrying
>>62153816jews hate successful marriages which is why they mindrape women & simultaneously "empower" them through the state
Oil poompy
>>62153808I understand that, but if you took a "nothing but up" mentality at the time and bought through those years you would have missed a better opportunity later, which is the entire point of asking the question, "what happened afterwards?" as the other anon did.
>>62153775Much appreciated my fren. Top work.
>>62153752but are you still positiv?
>>62153805what did u start with
>>62153781Up 5.6% today and 7% this week. New all time high for me. 400k is just around the corner!
>>62153810Thank you! To you as well!
>>62153781Day change: +16.00%YTD change: +68.73%YoY change: +163.83%
>>62153805Just get rid of the oil bags. The world wants peace.
>>62153823If you held through the 3 year dotcom bubble you made it all back and then some the next 3 years. of course you could just pull out at any point and buy back and be up even more.time in the market beats timing the market this is a truism based on over q00 years of trading
>>62153822dunno if i want to take profits or hold over weekend
>>62153766Godspeed anon, they make it pretty complicated dealing in the real world, but I have accepted that I am a mere gnat and just want to live in peace
>>62153829$570biggest gain i made was on CAR, i also made a small gain on a CAR put bought at the right timepeaked at $630 then started doing retarded SPY gambling>>62153831:D>>62153834hmmm...
>>62153816You don't even have to get married these days lad. >https://nationalpost.com/news/canada/no-home-or-kids-together-but-couple-still-spouses-appeal-court-rules
>>62153781+7% day+11.2% week
>>62153781>15% today>30% for the week>37% for the year>62% for the month
>>62153747BTIPMMO
>>62153799Checked and gratz, anon.
>>62153747KMBKMBKMB
>>62153737yep that's normal. just become a plumber.
>>62153847based
i could've worked at a fucking fusion reactor company but i ghosted them when they asked for a CV
>>62153855Checked, and Thank you!
JEROME THE BALANCE SHEET IS LATE HURRY UP JEROME I HAVE BEEN WAITING ALL WEEK JEEEEEROME!!!! Nnn
>>62153781Automatic Money Doubler has carried me all year
they're pumping oil so the insider dump is more profitable
apologize
>>62153872Is that why we pumped so hard? I thought this was about Intel or whatever.
>>62153880The fed balance sheet is a great example of NOT having to deal in the real world
>>62153879ok but only if nobody posts that little girl
> futures
>>621537373 years in btwlast year i corrected my losses from first year and its back being in the reds againdoes it get any better with more experience?
>>62153885This one?
>>62153889>last year i corrected my losses from first year and its back being in the reds again>does it get any better with more experience?that completely (mostly) depends on (You), anonif you do a workout with improper form for 3 years you'll just fuck up your mobility graduallydon't be like me, try changing your strategy and learning on a regular basis, almost as if it's a blue collar job you need to attend to
>>62153889>does it get any better with more experience?Yes.But also no.
>>62153737Just realize that you are not special and cannot pick stocks better than people who buy index funds or even leveraged index funds and hold them
>>62153753GameStop gave me warrants!
>>62153790you did it! you didn't sell at the worst time like the last two times! woohoo! im proud of u anon.
>>62153889I assume more experience leads to better pricing of risk and better risk management so I guess soI am pretty close to your position too so I am no expertjust stay humble and keep workingwe are gonna make it
>>62153903thank youit was hard work
Newfag here, thinking of starting up an account and putting 5k€ in. I also think it's a bad time to buy so I should just have the cash ready for the dip. What do you think?Also how are some people losing money when all you had to do is rotate into SOXL and AMD?
>>62153912>Also how are some people losing money when all you had to do is rotate into SOXL and AMD?Hindsight is always 20/20 lad.
hand over the delegates dahnald
>circuit breaker right at the bell>now this shit xDnotenoughrope
>>62153737>is it normal i hold a grudge against anyone who is making money at this point?You are literally the only one responsible for your trades. You are the common link among all of them.If you're losing, its because of poor choices. Educate yourself on psychology.
>>62153915No doubt, but you'd think someone would FOMO into SOXL at the $70 mark.
AI STOCK GO UP FOREVER!
>>62153920i am still madhow dare they win when i lose
>>62153924i think several didpeople have a tendency to sell once they've made a substantial enough gain, like 10% or whatever, and then they regret not selling a week later for like a 150% gainlike the other anon said, hinsight 20/20
>>62153937
i saw an anon a few days ago say "finally people are talking about SOXL"the ones who are significantly ahead of other anons here are usually the quieter ones, i've noticed, so keep that in mind
>>62153937lol loser
>>62153937dca into nvda, amd, mrvl, avgo and hold for 10 years. buy every 2 weeks when you get paid. there you go. simple as.
>>62153938Like I sold my AMD on march 23st for a decent profit.But then.......
>>62153944Great advice for those with a time machine.
>He never bought GRRR
>>62153949coming from the guy who sold AMD on march 23rdpessimists like you never make itin 5 years all those stocks will be much higher than today and youll be wishing for a time machine again
>>62153549I'm trying to get tattoo removal and it hurts so fucking bad it's 10,000% worse than getting a tattoo how did this fucker do itsomebody just tell me what drugs i need
>>62153960>pessimists like you never make itI already made it lad. Quite some time ago.
>>62153945xd>>62153952i forgot to check out GRRR
>>62153963>somebody just tell me what drugs i needPregabalin. About 600mg. You'll feel great.
>>62153943>loserno one asked for your profession stinker>>62153940literally me
>>62153963You got the goy beam while he gets the gentle non-gentile 5 star treatment. What tattoos do you have smigger? I am so glad I outgrew any desire for ink when I was like 16, no heavy metal toxicity and ugly scars for this guy. Sucks to suck!
>>62153960ThisThere is no AI bubbleNVDA Is not CSCO, and will not crash and take a quarter century of bagholding to break even againLine go up forever
>>62153781Pretty much 0%, tech somehow almost exactly covered defense and energy stocks dumping. Sucks, it could have been a much better day if not for the continued defense sell off
>>62153971i was on this for a bit and felt dumb as shit the entire time
>>62153974says the guy who is a failure at life and bitter at everyone else making money lol
>>62153977i was similar but more heavily weighted towards tech stocks, so i was up a little bitbut yeah i am now an AVAV baggie
>>62153626I've been self employed and I only file taxes in Oct 15.I think I totally forgot to file my extension this year come to think of it.I don't give a fuck about paying quarterly. The IRS will send you a find or whatever if they're mad. Who cares, you guys worry way too much about this shit
this all disregarding my retarded SPY options, of course
I'm in the belly of the beast
>the market go up>but world badyeah that's what happens with price discovery. retards will always slap the ask.
Lotta euphoria in this thread
>>62153974>literally meApart from the success.Sorry.Not sorry.
Donald Trump will make a millionaire and I will wear the women's panties
everyone that bought intel before eanings should be shot desuespecially trump and murrica
>>62153998I'm neurodivergent as fuck where's my win huh?WHEN'S MY DAY IN THE SUN???
>>62153488> just turned 31> ~$49k in savings, no investments or crypto> ~$9-10k in govvy 401k I haven't contributed to since 2018> used 2001 Tacoma I got for $5k (probably needs a tuneup soon)> no debt except for a bullshit $600 medical bill I refuse to pay and I'm not being bothered for anymore (long story)> rock bottom credit score (I imagine, never checked it) because I've never gotten a credit card in my life and only use a debit cardUh... about 65-67%?Not nearly as bad as I thought it would be topkek
>>62153889What did you invest in? Are you guys gambling?I'm 4 months in and I'm really worried that I'm going to lose money.I invested in oil and copper in January, I'm trying to rotate out when there's cheap big companies, like msft for 370$, but really I have no clue, and I'm just thinking everything will crash.
>>62153995seethe
>>62154005they had a "neurodivergent internship" program several months ago, it might still be up
DONALD TRUMP PLEASE TANK THE SPY BACK DOWN BELOW 710 BY EOD MONDAYDONALD TRMP IF YOU CAN HEAR ME
>>62153975bullshit I pay big money for the best treatments, there aren't any options other than lasersmy tummy is very sensitive and cant handle the zapI have the shittiest tats, I'm poor ass white trash i should have gotten into meth and prison instead of trying to make anything of myself
Just realized I haven't invested in a mimosa in like 7 years
>Burry is shorting semislol
>>62154021who burry
>>62154024Burry my dick in your ass gottem
>>62154024>who burryburry in your mamas pussy
>>62154024Top signal
>>62153983I know what you mean... I sold my AVAV bags a while ago when they confirmed that they totally lost the contract. But that was already too late, at that point I already lost all the gains I accumulated on it during the last year. I guess it was a learning experience to capture my gains instead of riding the roller coaster all the way down
>>62154029>>62154030FUCK
>>62154012Dude you started in earning season where shit gets freaky. If the market follows the same path it has for the last 50 years and you're buying in to hold right now, you're getting in a bit high. Next month shit will start slowing down and cool off all summer while people are out doing anything but staring at charts. September it'll start ramping back up.If you really want to invest, save some powder to catch the bottoms on good stuff in the coming months. Don't waste it all chasing tops right now.
>>62153488>29>210,000Just getting started
>>62154024he's the man who said this meme
>>62154012>I'm just thinking everything will crash.yeah, everyone thinks that. the system is working as intended.
>>62153984Since you actually file and pay, that fine and interest cost you more money. An hour of doing the estimate and 10 minutes paying quarterly avoids that.
>>62154010I drove the van version of that back in the early 2000s when I helped run a food business in a football stadium. The rear was all shelved out. Some dumb bitch pulled out in front of me and I had to stomp the brakes and ended up covered in about 600 portions of soup and 200 partially cooked lamb chops. To this day I wish I'd punched that bitch instead of laughing it off and comforting her. It was 4hrs before kick off. Shitty day.
>>62153489Wait, former SNDKGOD, let me buy the top.
>>62153475SELL NOW
>>62153475i keep wondering the best way to play these
>>62153781+1.25% Recovering from getting bobo blasted on the cease fire
>>62154039the fine is like 40 bucks if they ever fine you8 years and they never haveIRS sent me a a very angry letter threatening to seize all my assets once tho because I owed them 140 bucks.There's also a statute of limitations so they aren't going to send me a bill for all the fines at once and even if they did it doesn't matter I'll just set up a payment plan.Caring so much about being a good little goy is cuck behavior
finally a good time to start DCA'ing into SOXS
>>62154032>>62154037i see, ty...>>62154033yeah it's hard to take profits sometimes xdi have a tendency to panic sell which has cost me a few times already, apparently i need to stop doing that
where is john rockers channel i need a picture of him for a shitpost im getting drawn
>>62154063it's on youtube
>>62154065I cant find it within the new youtube algorithmplease link it
>>62154050Their dollars are only on loan to you at the end of the day and they will pull the curtains down eventually. I am a cuck
>>62154040Sorry about that anon, don't blame yourself for your male instinct kicking in :/This happened in Korea?
>>62154074they literally do not care and will do nothing as long as you make an effort to pay whatever they are asking fordoing their job for them is gay
My mouse started eating batteries every 20m last week. Ordered new mouse. It said AAA battery. I'd used up 10 AA batteries in the last one before it arrived.Went to shop earlier. Bought 8 AAA batteries.Sit down now to watch Clarkson farm.It takes AA batteries Shops closed.
someone please link john rockers channel hes going to be fat gimli in my shitpost art
>>62154076No. Scotland. Terrible vans. You sit in front of the front axle. Horrible to drive and when you brake the whole thing tips forward and the road comes up at you.
>>62153465I have baked too many times one of you must pick up the rolling pin and yeast
>>62154065mind blown
>>62154081you know what you can do with those 8 ass batteries...
>>62154021Is there an inverse Burry etf
>>62154093How do I make money from this?
>>62154093no one understands this third world language
>>62154090Yes, they fit in the new keyboard so should do me about 10 years.
>>62154081I thought you meant one of these mouses financially speaking
another day of losses
>>62154081buy a wired mouse
Uhm hemlo baker yes please can I get trois pains de chocolats, deus eclair de chocolats et un new thread please si vous plais?
Gentlemen, is it time yet?To buy SOXS calls that is.
>>62154106I ordered rechargeables and a charger from Amazon. My pc is in a cupboard running my 7.1 system. There's already FAR too many wires.
So valuations are just going to keep running up until the blow off top, huh?
>>62153488this chart is 10 years old, ad 100k to each. Anyway it's also retarded.
>>62153963not joking: ketamine and optionally a light benzo
>>6215348895%
>>62154121That's how bubbles work, yes.
>>62154107You get NOTHING!
>>62153520You're correct but you'll get a bunch of utter retarded faggots telling you "hehe if you don't buy now see you at 8,000!", when being careful with DCA and buying dips will always outperforming all-inning the top>>62153529He's not timing anything, he's waiting for the market to be decisively at a discount before putting anything substantial in.
>>62154127I don't think the tattoo removal clinic girls want to deal with me slipping into a k hole for a 15 minute procedure
>nooooo it can't keep going up so much how is this possible
>>62154131But the Shiller PE is almost at the Dotcom bubble peak...
bitshit vol melting while bitcoin making timid new highs (while the nasdaq is fucking ripping)not bullish>>62154121yesh. i thought the war was going to bring people to their senses but nop. 401k flows gonna do what they do
>>62154135if you're k-holing that's too much obviously
>>62154137the last hurrah is tokens working or they are fucked
>>62154137>almost There you go. And look at how many years it took for the bubble to get going and pop.
>>62154136something better run it down to 710.50 again during monday or i'm gonna be mildly annoyed
>>62154147day traders are cancer just Saiyan
Bubbles have blowoff tops, we might be at all time highs, but this isn't the blowoff top.
>>62154153i will get a job eventually, don't worry
>>62154081You can get rechargeable ones you know, mine is rechargeable. Wouldn't have gotten it if it used batteries
>>62154139>401k flowsThis shit is half the problem.
>>62153586brokie wingy ass NVDA & MSTR puts bought at close. if nothing happens over weekend buy calls on monday>>62153781-7% from up 10% fuck that INTC rip>>62154154Watch and learn.
If markets trust in Trump, then why are they pricing AI companies like Jerome will be fed chair in perpetuity with wash never getting close to the job?
>>62154157The one I bought was a £7.99 keyboard and mouse set just to tide me over while I research.The one that died I bought in 2012.
>>62154162warsh is heavily invested in tech not that it matters
>>62154162because no matter what stupid shit he's written or whatever the headlines say about what he's going to do he will just do the exact same shit jerome and yellen did. there's nothing they can fucking do at this point with congress gearing up to ass rape the system with more deficit spending as soon as the unemployment rate starts blowing out
>>62154154>he says>meanwhile NVIDIA just became the 1st company in history to hit $5t market cap
have you ever considered that the companies are beyond the influence of geopolitics at this point? if somebody were to physically damage TSM plants to the point of a p/e crash, there would be almost every army on the planet already involved.
>>62154137Well, we have until S&P500 around 7800-8000 points to reach internet bubble era valuations. It's up to you if you want to chase those 10%, I know I'm not. And I sleep well at night.
>>62154164I got a logitech g502x wireless. Used to have the wired version, but I kept dropping it on the ground and fucked it up. Frictionless scroll wheel is a game changer and I don't think I can go back to a mouse without one.
>>62154167It will also soon be the first company to make $1trillion a year in revenue. Then $2 trillion and so on and so forth until the heat death of the universe :3
My soxs call is gonna pop off on Monday morning
>>62154154prices are always too high for bears. 10 years ago they said prices were too high for everything.
>>62154179Monday has been the best day of the week for the market for some time. That trend could reverse on the war of course
>>62153475APH is probably the most important one
>>62154136bears are very low IQ. they see the market go up AFTER going down and they only look at the up move lol.
>>62153425>Do you know how many people said this to me in 2007/8?Yes. I know.And all of them were proven to be wrong, in the end.Picrelated
>>62154154Put the candles in monthly. I'm sorry but this is a textbook blowoff. This is ridiculous. Especially in the current climate.
>>62153867>Search AssistAt least 11 scientists connected to nuclear and space research have disappeared or died under mysterious circumstances since 2023, raising concerns about national security. Investigations by the FBI and congressional committees are ongoing to uncover the details surrounding these incidents.you literally dodged a bullet my guy
Bobo is just mental illness. Even when the correction comes bobo will still underperform the market.
>>62154189>And all of them were proven to be wrong, in the end.On a long enough timeline.....Fuck off with your retarded pish. 2008 was brutal.
>the top isn't in until bobo is admitted to a psychiatric ward
guys and gals,this train might not even reach a station before SPX ~7325pts
>>62154191o_o>you literally dodged a bullet my guyi would've been a humble technician, more or less a hand for the engineerseffectively gordon freemanstill though that's fuckin spookybill gates & google & a bunch of interests are really focused on fusion right now, idk whythere was that "project pele" program 5 years ago, where the military asked for a deisgn for a functional fission reactor which could fit in a semi truck trailer, i think it was open to the public to send in designsbut yeah i wonder what the fuck is going on, and what happened to those scientists
>>62154178I've got money on The Big Crunch on Polymarket so you should know that you're just wrong on so many levels it's crazy at this point.
>>62154190nvda trades at 23x 2027 earnings. did you compare earnings metrics or just price candles? lol.
>>62154199>2008 was brutal.Motherfucker you weren't even alive in 2008.If you were you would've 10x'ed from the lows and wouldn't complain about anything.AND IF YOU MOTHERFUCK WERE ALIVE ALZHEIMERS WOULD'VE SET IN BY NOW FOR YOU (DIABEETUS CLETUS) AND YOU COULDN'T REMEMBER ANYTHING ABOUT IT AT ALL ANY LONGER.Don't BS me, shithead.
>>62154190>Especially in the current climate.If it wasn't for that I'd disagree. I say this as someone who claimed exactly what you are. Just about apple in 2013 or 14 maybe. Someone republished my post in a turd Ferguson silver forum. Man, did I take some shit for that over the years.
>>62154210earnings is a legacy economical metricAI is intelligence and intelligence is infinite, just like le universe.
Search your heart smiggers, you know it to be true.Become the gorillionaire you were born to be :3
>>62154191It's 12 now. One died in suspicious circumstances a few days ago in a fiery but mostly deadly Tesla crash.
>>62154211My children are 27, 18, 16 and 7. I was trading 2008 you utter numbskull. I'm not poor.
>>62154216they will try to shake you out.be prepared for much more pain than you anticipated.the chart looks nice from memeology perspectives, though.but in all likelihood they will make you go through hell first.
>>62154210Oh don't worry, Cisco too had 30+% estimated growth for the next year, and the next, and the next. Until it didn't.But hey, the internet still exists, and so does AI, don't worry, nobody is saying it'll disappear. Internet was still the future.
/smg/ keeps getting more and more euphoric, and I have already never seen it this euphoric before
>>62154222CheckedDoes Remind me of shitcoin tgs back in the day.
>>62154207>no snake hand, just a green glovegay
>>62154222i still don't know what that MEEEEEAnsis this a standard sentiment analysis term? or is it some fucking zoomer lingo
>>62154218>I'm not poor.LARPif you weren't poor you wouldn't be here.if you were as old as you claim to be, you wouldn't be here either.if you indeed are as old as you claim and since you are still here it can only mean that you're poor because you've missed the greatest wealth creating period in history somehow.(like many have)if you were indeed were born in the early 70s or sooner... you'd be at least $50m paper rich if you were as smart as you want us to believe.if you indeed are.chapeau
>>62154220Cisco's chart looks great tho+tho
>>62154210US real GDP: 24 trillionNVDA market cap: 5 trillion>uhm achsually fair value is way more look at the PE on their guidance 18 months outyou could probably buy the entire food chain of north america with NVDA at this point
>>62154222>SPX >8000pts February 2027 or earlierwhat happens then, IDK.might even go up further, who knows.
>>62154230I mean, as great as Intel's if you're patient.I'm not saying Nvidia is a bad play, because it certainly isn't, it's actually a good play.But the rest? Come the fuck on.And again, it's not the (good) tech that's really worrying. It DOES have growth after all.What's worrying is brick and mortar shit like fucking Wallmart having a PE of 45. HELLO? And everything is like this.
spy to 1k by 2028
>>62154238i just need it to go back to 710.50 monday then it can do whatever it wants
>>62154154>>62154190>>62154210it's not a blowoff top until 5 years from now when Soxlbaggies are screaming about how they should have sold at 150 instead of holding for 200.
>>62154086>Terrible vans. You sit in front of the front axle. Horrible to drive and when you brake the whole thing tips forward and the road comes up at you.Shame, I actually wish that kei trucks would come to burgerland, people are so tired of beefed up overpriced pavement princesses here.
>>62154237modern investing is failing to account for the influx of investors from the ease of investing compared to the past
>>62154237walmart is leaning into the other side and competing with those out of its league. better example of brick and mortar is dg, with their solid rural expansion and lower pe.
>>62154234this sounded smart in your head? nvda is a global company anyway lol. >marketcap big to me>price action high to meok lol.
>>62154235>Le goose is being fattenedOkay, but how does the goose get cooked tho?
>>62154228I've got my own business that I only do for fun. I'm pretty much retired.I'm rich because there will be 4 (at least) loving people holding my hand when I die.Go chase your shekels Moishe. You still won't get laid when you (20% chance) 'make it'.
>>62154225He's still my portfolios guardian angel (I'm all time negative by a lot)
>>62154245no it's not smart. you're just a moron
>>62154220cisco PE 148nvda PE 40did you think this through? i wouldnt 100% agree you have a serious bubble if nvda was 150x earnings.
>>62154234>you could probably buy the entire food chain of north america with NVDA at this pointThank god msft isn't rallying.
>>62154240i was jut asking if the guy looked at anything other than price lol
>>62154237We've got shoe companies doing 500% because they flip to ai.....It's a bubble.
>>62154252kek
>>62154241>people are so tired of beefed up overpriced pavement princesses here.When I say bad. They are nowhere near American made standard. That's as bad as it gets. Cheap, nasty, gas guzzling huge engines with little power, cheap plastics, poor building quality, agricultural engineering....You're right to want jap.
>>62154250>no it's not smarti agree!
>>62154247>'m rich because there will be 4 (at least) loving people holding my hand when I die.>gets hit by a bus
>>62154247You really do sound like a contempt human being with a healthy outlook on life.
>>62154005>I'm neurodivergent as fuckHe meant literal psychopaths.
>>62154252how many foodchains can we buy with google at 4T? i need to know lol.
>>62154036Dude literally looks like a late 70s/early 80s porn actor
>>62154246>Okay, but how does the goose get cooked tho?IDK.However, imagine if the goose just dies fat...(prematurely, though. from being too fat perhaps...)
>>62154264>contemptContemptibleSipstea.jpgOnly to those who mock me. I never flex until then.
>August 17>way up on shit>it dumps on monday but I didn't sell in time because I was hungover>SNDK earnings in january>set to buy at 449 so I could swing out at 620>bought very little because I was hammered and didn't set my bbuys>SNDK earnings in April>didn't buy SNXX at the 27 dollar lows because I was too hung over to wake up and it was rapidly up 50%Haven't gotten drunk in a month. Alcohol my friend, you actively prevent me from making it.
>>62154269Hmm. Fois gras...
If you had $1.7 million would you say fuck it and quit your shitty office job and hope you could trade it up to $3 million on non-degen trades?
>>62154248what doth gains
>>62154270MOTHERFUCKER STOP FUCKING HATING ON ME YOU SAD SACK OF SHIT!YOU'RE TELLING ME YOU'RE OHHH SOOOOO LE RICH AND LOADED AND WHATEVER THE FUCKAND YOU DARE FUCKING TALK BACK AT ME WHILST I'M LITERALLY FUCKING SAYING THAT SPX WILL GO UP AND UP AND UP AND UPWHICH SUBSEQUENTLY WOULD MAKE YOUR SAD SORRY ASS EVEN RICHER AND RICHER AND RICHER AND RICHER AND RICHER >inb4 i'm already rich enough i don't wanna jokes on youYOU'RE A SAD FUCKING SACK OF SHIT GARBAGE HUMAN BEING AND YOUR SHITS ALL RETARDED INCLUDING YOUR LARPSHIT OVER HEREAND IF IT'S ANY OTHER WAY YOU'RE TOO FUCKING STUPID TO RECOGNIZE THAT I AM FUCKING ROOTING FOR YOU BY PROXY TO HAVE AN EVEN BETTER LIFE AS YOU ALREADY CLAIM TO HAVE (SPX GO UP)ungrateful motherfucker you are
My cost average on soxl is 20 bucks Hahahah
>>62154283AND YES ENGLISH IS MY SECOND LANGUAGEHOW'S YOURS?
bears look for reasons to fail. they want to fail. nothing good could ever happen in their world. its sad really.
>>62154235That anon was right, but he doesn't quite understand just how fat they want the goose before they cook it. Long way to go.
>>62154247i forget that people in the provincial nations dont cut their fingernails or at least bite themrevolting
I bought some SOFI 18/30 call spreads today for June. No pain no gain.
Where's the new thread
>>62154235TRUEbut by then feeding a family of 4 at McDonalds will cost $200 so its moot
>>62154284>dcaing>on a leveraged ticker
>>62154283I'm going to bow out of this conversation as you are giving me vibes of my second wife.She was bpd.
>>62154289Is it one of those angry geese or a pleasant one?
how freaked out would you guys be if you saw a subaru outback with "MARINA" as the plate number covered in a sexy buncun wrap
BAKER
>>62154306i guess he doesn't make new ones over the weekend? does he?
>>62154290I agree, my fingernails are disgusting ATM. I shall cut them now. In my defence I've been incredibly busy. I had to organise 3 sales this week and my mouse broke.When you get to my age you stop caring what you look like. Largely because you look like shit at the best of times.You'll get there.When you do, you'll remember this post.
>>62154312xd
>>62154296All these memories will be lost...Like fries...In the bag...
WHO THE FUCK SOLD MU SO IT CLOSED UNDER 500 AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA WE'RE RUINED
>>62154326I lost 3k shorting MU and I WILL make it back on the long side
Am I too late for SNDK?
>>62154290Thanks lad.
>>62154330>redeemed MUGOD
>>62154332looks like a year late...move on
>>62154321I wouldn't care what it cost as long as I lived in a country with majority frogs. They've been letting millions of toads in without asking anyone and now I can't even go to Walmart without being surrounded by toads.
>>62154332Cramer said he missed it and its over so it's probably going to 2000
>>62154332Seems like it could regularly still dump to $930. I'd watch it or place alerts for drops like that. Though, you can buy the top if you must. Maybe try a spread.
>>62154289>>62154235i'm fucking spooked by this
>>62154350don't worry anon we got 3 rallies coming up in May
>>62154350Get SPOOK'd loser!
I just want some forward splits. Is that too fucking much to ask.
Do I need to bake?If I do, fair warning: I'm going to use the ultimate top signal as the OP pic
>>62154363Just let someone else do it then, by my calculations we have about 3 milennia before we hit page 2.
>>62154363Do eet!
>>62154360holy fuck that acutaly got mei didn't realize it was a gif, normally i glance at the extension first>>62154351need me those rallies
>>62154365anon, we're already on page 3
We selling in may and going away?
you smiggers gonna get rugged ya heard
>>62154382diamond hands
>>62154375I gotta be real with you man I always use the catalog, I thought the pages would be bigger
New>>62154392>>62154392>>62154392
>>62154375>page 3Corrr. You don't know how good we had it back in the day.
>>62154394>>62154394>>62154394
>>62154396>>62154400baka
>>62154396>>62154400you god damn fucks
>check my portfolio>remember I bought GRRR months ago>did not remember it was 200 bucksI deeply regret this, perhaps far more than I regret not buying SANDISK at 100 dollars in October 2025. I hate the grrrfag I hate the grrrfag.
>>62154298nah i just bought it a long time ago
>>62153988Nothing?
