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>>62156125This, so much this
What faggot wears a watch at his wrist
> futures
>>62156132men who are- in this world- of this world- fell for it
all 3 of the above^*
what are your guys’ thoughts on KEEL formerly bitfarms. It’s a 2 billion market cap btc miner that’s transitioning (heh) to an ai data center. Going for around 3 dollars a share with about 2.2 gw of compute.
>Trump: I won't send Witkoff and Kushner on a long, pointless trip to Pakistanwhenever i buy calls the market crashes violently. sorry mumusisters but i fomoed yet again and my amd calls will expire wortheless next week
>>62156142from the last thread- don't invest in china esp not chinese shipping
>>62156132I don't like carrying a phone around, it is obnoxiously bulky
>>62156111you're the one spreading the most low hanging fruit FUD about war and tech earnings (max -1% drop)
what faggot replies to post from the previous thread
>>62156148i carry a cheap digital watch with the rubber bracelet cut offi use it like a pocketwatch
>>62156132
https://rbnenergy.com/market-data/3-2-1-crack-spreadOh baby, my sweet refining margins. I'm gonna SWIM, in divies and extra divies.
>>62156139It's only Saturday. Market-pumping bullshit lies don't get deployed until Sunday night.
Okay smiggers I believe I have it worked out.The reason for the pump is as follows:>us cant afford its bills>so government find other ways to fund itself>capital gains makes up almost half of government revenue>rather than adding to the debt, the government uses intermediaries like China and Japan does to pump markets even when it makes no sense>by doing this, you accomplish leveraged taxation>instead of borrowing $100, you borrow $5 to pump equities at a dip, and collect multiple times that in capital gains, you then sell later when things get more bullish>rising prices draw in more foreign capital>in order to do this you need ever more money and liquidity or the system breaks>so you fund it by printing via lowering reserve requirements, and priting through FHLB and other NGE banks so fed balance sheet stay clean>printing like this makes economy ever more K shaped, which means you are more dependent on capital gains, which means you must print more and more and more>this is the reason for the pumping
>>62156149It's not fud, it's basic economy. People on top WILL sell and take profits.Screencap this, if you want.
>>62156172what about this >>62156170
>>62156167already peaked. don't be delusional.
>>62156175Oh, maybe, I don't care, really. I don't see oil peaking at absurd values, nor do I want it. I'm perfectly fine with it sitting at the 90-100 range for the rest of the year, as it shall do since no matter what, strategic reserves have to be refilled. I'm gonna slurp those divies like delicious breasts milk.
>>62156170>print more and more and moreJerooooome!
>>62156172people get scared but the transition to blade runner levels of corporate power is well underway. governments do not have enough power to control these companies anymore. rate hikes won't even stop growth because fresh boomer inheritances are nonstop flowing in.
>>62156183Corporate "people" behave exactly like this, though. Ensnare normies into a bubble, then short it and profit from it. And you know who profits? The corporations themselves. Their numbers are fake and gay. They are shorting themselves to make more money.
How is Trump still retarded enough to believe that a deal can actually be reached with Iran when they just want to stall until the midterms?
>>62156183sad, this world
>>62156191Yeah, that's fine, just don't panic sell. Retail emotions cost more than anything. Buy the company, not the price.
>>62156192How are you retarded enough to think any politician believes the words that come out of their mouths?
>>62156203If Trump didn't believe them he wouldn't be making Pakistan (US puppet) set up constant meetings.
>>62156199>Buy the company, not the price.Solid advice, finally. This is very rare here.
>>62156168i dont know anon but iv got a bad feeling about this especially since trump is always acting crazy on the weekends
I'm still waiting for success negotiations to buy back in.I'm down 10% because of defense longs.
>>62156205Hey thanks, but I also think you should buy SPAIF. So...grains of salt and all that.
>>62156192He's a little long to understand, please be patient
I'm getting serious FOMO about making it. My poorfolio is sitting at 106k, when does the snowball effect kick in? It's making me consider margin. Am I retarded for considering this?
Yesterday at close I got to $1m invested. I'm 90% tech, starting next week I'm going 2x instead of 3x. QLD, USD and SSO. Feels.. bad, is it the right call?
>>62156215You're chasing a top.Buy the dip in gold/silver miners and hold through into Fall or Winter.
>>62156214Yes, consider options instead
>>62156206Nothing ever happens. Bubbles never pop.
>>62156214ur poorfolio is like 300x mine
>>62156192I WANT A DEAL NOW
>>62156206>>62156168he better fuckung let it crash on monday before he pumps it againi need my $200 back
>>62156214You could place a bet in line with midterm election cycles and fear, but it's riskier than it ever has been to bet against the market due to opportunity cost.Also, don't try to predict the markets, you can't.
>>62156214My port didn't feel like it was really taking off until I got above $400k.
>>62156214>I'm getting serious FOMOdon't think about it too muchyou could have made 140k this month you just had to buy SOXL but try not to think about that at allyou just had to buy CAR then sell it at the exact right time and you would have made 450k but dont think about that either
>>62156170Don't forget the swaplines that just went into place for Dubai, Qatar, UAE, etc.
I buy SoftBank shares to fund my summer road trip. You buy NINTENDO. We are not the same funny 40 year old endless summerfag.
>>62156210kek why would anyone buy that shitis this the latest memestock?
>>62156217We were meant to take off this year, there was so much good stuff going on. This retarded oil uncertainty is fucking with my gains. How many more dips do I have to buy?
>>62156241We're on the last stretch of the consolidation in metals, after May we should be looking good.
>rocksgo back to your general. Don't worry, you'll break even again in another decade
>>62156239No. They hold 18 algorithm patents for optical AI that completely sidesteps all current radar jamming and acquired a $9b contract with Ukraine's national guard to keep drones from getting jammed. It's just a small price stock to bet on for acquisition potential.
>>62156218I do. But even a modest to good return of 20-30% on options would only yield an extra 20-30k/year for me not assuming compounding. That still feels like chump change though.>>62156220I'm an unc who's been in the space for 7 years.>>62156232yeah I feel like I'd need at least 200k worth to make some decent money on CCs and CSP without taking on too much risk. Also what's your strat? I'd be cruising at 400k.>>62156233I made 10k off of SOXL. Doubled my money after I sold it at 100. Kicking myself in the ass some, but I'd thought there would have been a correction. Oh well. You can never time the top perfectly.>>62156230So just buy ever dip and become a perma bull?
real talklike, serious real talk, please don't just disregard me with "haha lol line go up buy calls kys beard retard LMAO"does pic related really looks like it's... "fixed"?
>>62156217I don't know, don't want much exposure to pms
>>62156251>So just buy ever dip and become a perma bull?*Buy good companies and share their revenue.
>>62156249Rocks are were it's at. Right now it's silicon. Silver is about to pick back up in a big way.https://oilprice.com/Latest-Energy-News/World-News/Europes-Rooftop-Solar-Orders-Triple-As-Gas-Prices-Surge.html
>>62156251>I'm an unc who's been in the space for 7 years.ah i seei think i need to get a job but i'm deluding myselfprobably need atleast $10,000 for this to be worth the time/energyi made about a 10% gain on CAR, sold at 575but anyway good luck anon
>>62156252haha lol line go up buy calls kys beard retard LMAO
>>62156251You need at least $300k-$400k with some concentrated positions, then 8-10% up days you're going up like $30k-$40k. When you start making more in a month than from your yearly salary during an up move in your holdings, that's the tipping point.
>>62156252>lower highs>lower lows>volatility waning>115 hard cap>long term floor of 75-80What I see is major revenue for American oil exporters the next year.
>>62156215>Yesterday at close I got to $1m invested. I'm 90% tech, starting next week I'm going 2x instead of 3x. QLD, USD and SSO. Feels.. bad, is it the right call?if you have a million, I would start diversifying and retire
>>62156252>does pic related really looks like it's... "fixed"?is it fixed now? no.markets are forward looking.
>>62156180Unrelated but it's really funny when in a 1st world country like the US when you get oil infra damage there's a 1.5 miles evac order, while in the russia you have literal oil rain and you get gulag'd for complaining about it in public.
>>62156277Give me ideas?
I need to buy a car and I'm already pissed off that the money wont be in the market instead
>>62156257>good companiesWhat's your thesis? I've pretty much convinced myself to go all in on AI considering the most recent rally, maybe a minority in energy and PMs. We're getting too many green lights from the admin imo. I think powerful people are starting to realize what's at stake. Unironically the industry will be too big to fail. Tulip mania bobos are wrong I think. Will do *a lot* of rebalancing Monday.>>62156264It's a grind certainly. Started in crypto. Made a lot of mistakes but it's a learning process. Just now feeling like my head is above water. Best of luck to you too.>>62156270>You need at least $300k-$400k with some concentrated positionsyeah setting on 17 different investments between various options, ETFs, and equities. I think I'm spread too thin,
>>62156295If your personal ethos is currently ingrained in the future of AI, then you should be looking towards the different layers of it for security. Not only should you be involved in the model-making companies, but also the hardware, the resources for that hardware, and the logistics involved in the whole process (mining, construction, and fiber companies). Since nearly every industry can benefit from what you're leaning into, there's fallback potential within things like the defense industry AI (optical processing and wireless networking). And even long term projects like space networking. You could easily cover your own ass without leaving the AI sector.
>>62156277>>62156288I'm at $1.7 million and it's not quite enough to retire if you're under 40, unless you want to live like a poorfag. I'm aiming for $3 million minimum. Maybe in another couple of years I'll get there.My plan is to keep at least my next 2-3 years of expenses in liquid money market ETFs or short term treasuries (can also use that to buy big dips when the happen to top up), then a big tranche in safer growth stocks and funds. Covered calls on my current high growth stocks that I don't want to sell to generate income. 401k and IRAs will be high growth.
>>62156271i mean sure it's not going to 200 like some doomers but it just feels like all the optimism is fueled by the promise of "it's gonna go back down in 2 more weeks"well it's been 2 months of oil being 50% higher out of nowhere and it doesn't feel like we're particularly close to going back down to pre-war levels>>62156284if that's the case then how come the oil markets themselves haven't dumped back to 70 or so? they're also forward looking
>>62156295Concentration builds wealth, diversification preserves wealth.
>>62156170What if the reason for the pumping was>They just felt like it?
>>62156295So you know AI is a government Ponzi scheme yet you want to go all in on it?
>>62156308Will look into, thanks
>>62156316I don't want to predict markets, this is just my personal opinion; oil is not going back down to where it was, but it's also not going to stay elevated above 90. It is obviously a goal of the current leadership to push industries to reconsider crude sources away from the middle east into American companies, with a price premium that allows the USA to benefit as much as possible. This is a takeover strategy and XOM is going to be at the top of it all when we walk away from all this signal. Just my take on it, I'm not even putting money behind it because I don't like exxon.
You say that I don't know what I am doing. I buy low risk American manufactured conductor synthetic silicon carbide and study the soft body-diode technology for better EMI and high-speed switching stability. You buy Taiwan and pay percentage to make foreign exchange. I make long gains on American 5th Gen SiC technology.
>>62156288>Give me ideas?find un correlated assets that go upso stocks, from different sectors (you said you were 90% tech), and also us and a bit of internationaland widely diversified etfs too, because why not? pick some basic shit like qqq and spy or equivalents, then add in some fun stuff if you like tech. like ufo or whatever.gold, though maybe later since it's pretty correlated to stocks now.real estate, though same story there, so it's not great now but it should over time stop being correlatedand maybe some bitcoinjust pick different asset classes, which usually are not correlated.
>>62156316>if that's the case then how come the oil markets themselves haven't dumped back to 70 or so? they're also forward lookingthe december futures contract for wti is 75 currently. so it is
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>>62156329priss :D
>yurosissies mad they have to purchase US oillolLmaoThanks for the money, pussies!
>>62156351oh shit, so it's working?
>>62156351>selling oil after beating the price down in the marketsart of the deal
>>62156357stay mad tranny
its just going to be 3 more years of this isn't it
JUST IN: PRESIDENT TRUMP SAYS CRYPTO IS A "BIG INDUSTRY" THAT HAS BECOME "MAINSTREAM."
>>62156362https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5pF3Mmq4ZLk
>>62156225i dont want it to crash tho. my amd calls will expire wortheless
>>62156362NOOOOOOOO LET IT TANK TO 710
>>62156362THANKS GOD. TRUMP SAMA FIXED THE MARKET FOR GOOD
>>62156369well i hope your calls have a later expiration date than monday, otherwise only one of us can come out of this alive..or maybe SPY tanks while AMD keeps going up, somehow
>>62156377my amd will expire next friday
>>62156378wagmi
>>62156326My issue with XOM is that it is already massive. Replacing the entire middle-eastern production would turn it into a state within a state. Ironically preventing this was the reason for Exxon and Mobil's creation in the first place. Why they re-merged them I don't know but if they get too big I can see them being broken up again.
Grim
The Swami of Shorting. The Prince of Puts. The Guru of Gains. The Kali of Covered Calls. The Vishnu of Volatility.
>>62156331I am struggling with accepting that 3x is not the way to go moving forward. I'm a big boy and I'll pull up my pants and move on but it's hard, I'll still play with soxl weeklies or monthlies but I am definitely shifting my entire portfolio from 3x to at least 2x if not more. I'll increase my canadian market position too. $1m to $3.5m, we'll see how that's going to work
>>62156362Are we supposed to trust the word of someone who is convinced that Iran is going to execute a bunch if AI generated women?
>>62156395Fairly agreeable point of view. However, it is important to note that elimination of Middle East oil is not part of this purported goal, because US oil can't look good if somebody else doesn't seem worse. The main proposed end game is to enhance the USA's market share of tanker filling, no matter where the American companies are drilling.
>>62156400They said they re-engineered them so the sleeves aren't neededAlso use an air fryer anyway
>>62156362< lol'd pretty hard when I read this
If I merely held my SNXX I would have made more than this from March 26th-present.
>>62156420I know that Hot Pockets is junk food that has always been full of fake shit, but given Nestle's track record I can't help but assume the re-engineered hot pocket is probably even worse for human consumption than before. Like the Campbells VP yelling that they 3D print the chicken bits for their soup and all the ingredients are fake
>>62156422Why don't they negotiate over Zoom?
>>62156433I have some hot pockets in my freezer and some campbells soup in my cupboard right nowthey're all pretty good
>if only i had done XYZ during an extremely volatile retarded marketyeah, well...
>bobo loses all week>fuds all weekend>repeat
2 more weeks to a complete market meltdown
>>62156422can't they just sign deal over an encrypted video call?why even do a private negotiation?it should be public, its good television. Why doesn't he negotiate directly with their president over a worldwide broadcasted zoom call?isn't it good television?
>>62156438I don't think anybody on either side actually wants to negotiate
>>62156451i need a mini drop this monday
>>62156463No you need to stop throwing away your money
Apologize.
>>62156422>we have all the cards
>>62156408>I am struggling with accepting that 3x is not the way to go moving forward. I'm a big boy and I'll pull up my pants and move on but it's hard, I'll still play with soxl weeklies or monthlies but I am definitely shifting my entire portfolio from 3x to at least 2x if not moremy understanding is that 2x is actually better gains for long term growth because of the decayas far as giving up on gains, brotha you have a million. You already made it.
>>62156450Bobos are so fucking retarded they think the entire market is a polymarket bet on some gay strait being open by a certain date.
>>62156471it's a polymarket bet on niggertweets and fed printing money, for the moment>>62156464i had calls expiring on friday but i sold at like 10 AM right before it pumed
bulls getting hangry
I'm eating leftover taco bell burritos. Top signal.
>>62156461It's fucked up. Everyone loses with things staying as they are.
>>62156458We're like 1 degree away from actual, televised, WWE-style rivalries between world leaders, and it's fucking hilarious.
>>62156488it's fucking retarded this world is dying
>>62156458>25 minutes of technical difficulties as Trump and Khamenei saying if the other can hear them/see them.
what if the top is actually the bottom
>Announce peace talks during market the weekv>cancel them on the weekend Its so blatent
>>62156514
I invest in York Space Systems. You drop bombs. I call this an opportunity. My friends from NORAD beam me the Bancroft special package in quantum encrypted frequency. I buy Firefly shares. If I do not have all the answers, at least I know that FireFly acquired SciTech, and SciTech is on the list of 12 for Golden Dome contracts.
>>62156521don't we kind of need a deal here though still?strait is still closed
>>62156438>Why don't they negotiate over Zoom?All this nonsense is just theater for retards to watch. Same as it ever was. The only value you might get out of it is some idea if the market is going to pump or not, so make some money on it like they are and go about your business.
>>62156537Both countries are playing chicken to see who blinks first. Iran thinks the US will cave to the economic pressure. The U.S. by blockading the ports is hoping Iran's economy will crash and force them to the table.
>>62156424SNDK goes up and down like a Crack whore. Always easy money. Just buy more when its down. Guaranteed to go up.
>>62156563I knowBut my pain is that 2x 2x 4x could have been mine, if only I was swinging harder from December-present.I have this disability where I try to slowly dca money into the market over a long period of time, and miss the tree in front of me with buried treasure for the vast forest.
>>62156461Why would Iran trust anything the US says? They negotiated a deal with Obama, Trump pulled us out. Then we bombed them years later unprovoked. Then we demanded negotiations and our ally bombed their negotiators. Our president makes completely different demands on what he wants from the war on an almost daily basis. They are probably sending Vance as a way to make him the face of this mess and hoping he gets bombed.
>>62156568Because they're dumb. They love negotiating and making deals.They always did it before so they'll also do it this time.
>>62156558The difference is that Iran has nothing to lose. Literally. If they cave in, they know Israel and their golems will finish them forever.If you think Iran is going to cave in, you are up for a surprise. It's Vietnam 2.0, but way worse. Expect a 10 year war minimum.
>>62156568This war is not ending until murica gets a new president. I predict we will get a limited treaty with some shitty Hormuz deal that will at least let the Arab states survive but the final peace deal will be the next presidents problem.
>>62156558i think the country that has been under intense sanctions for decades can weather this out longer than western economiesmoney is a factor for sure, but if they have enough food water and fuel internally - that puts them in a better place... they've had to make do themselves for so long it has probably made them stronger here in terms of providing what they need from within the countryplus they have this new rail link to chyna... not sure how much goes over it and whether oil is viable, but they have other meanshttps://www.specialeurasia.com/2025/06/09/iran-china-railway-eurasia/
Should companies start advertising using memes to corner the jobless tard market?
>>62156592jews should stop fucking with people so we can have communities again & there wouldn't be jobless tards
>>62156362Bull market is back on
>>62156596Ok faggot
>>62156596>I'm a neet retard because of DA JOOOSit be like that unironically tho
Be deadass with me uncs is SOXL still bussin or is it sussin on god
>>62156362>>62156597if they were doing "it's over" during the weekend and "we're so back" during the week, wouldn't this mean the start of SPY crashing?like are they gonna do "we're so back" during the weekend & "it's so over" during the week now?
>>62156578>The difference is that Iran has nothing to lose. Lthe guys who are there right now get to live. if they don't agree, they get killed>If they cave in, they know Israel and their golems will finish them forever.iran has so much to gain here from a deal, it's not even funnyimagine iran with no sanctions, and access to free trade. america could be a much better friend than china or russia ever were.they just need to give up their wacko revolutionary ideology and plans to overthrow every neighboring govt that isn't shiite.hopefully the money men in iran win out, over the wackos.>>62156579>This war is not ending until murica gets a new president.war is already over. this is the final cease fire, and eventually a peace deal.>I predict we will get a limited treaty with some shitty Hormuz deal that will at least let the Arab states survive but the final peace deal will be the next presidents problem.yeah sounds accurate
>>62156532>>62156215You don't invest shit, you gamble. You don't even own any product, you made a bet that your meme numbers will go up because there will be another fool who'd buy your bags.
>WSJ on Iranian diplomat and informed sources: US and Iran delegations may meet in the coming dayshttps://x.com/FirstSquawk/status/2048136389712359455
I've been getting six-sided star a lot in captchas. Doing a LOT of noticing right now
Nice regime change. Anyway, where are the folks that claimed that USA can open the strait at any given time, they just decided not to yet? Haven't seen them in a while.
>>62156609>give up their wacho revolutionary ideologyExcept you killed all the moderates, RETARD. Now only the crazy heads are in charge. And yes, you did it on purpose because you are owned by Israel. You are NOT allowed to leave Iran. Prepare for a draft, btw.
>>62156627after a while it'll open itself
>>62156633Right, 2 more weeks.
>>62156602ok so its up 150% in 20 days right that seems like "too much"but here me out, Avis went more than 600% in a few days and that was just a little car rental companythat just proves to me any financial instrument can do it regardless of how the price of it is determinedfar as I'm concerned youre looking at SOXL up so high, is just a snapshot on its way up to 600+% probably in 2 more weekscount you're self lucky my friend you are early on this one. if you're like me you will be buying a lot of this hidden gem on Monday
>>62156629am i gonna get drafted hwile you eat chips & write tweets?what are (You) doing in this world, anon?
>>62156638that's right, there's just a little more winning to do
>muh gay of hormuzcompletely braindead board
>>62156644
>>62156642>says the anon writing in a vietnamese weaving basket forumKek, amerishard.
>>62156641WHAT THE FUCK!!!! THIS CANT BE REAL HOW IS THE CAT DOING THAT
>>62156643May as well keep the strait closed permanently. Permanent winning.
I want to see gas hit 10 dollars a gallon. What are the odds we can hit that before fall?
Monday morning Iran will cave and offer a deal
>>62156655NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOJUST LET IT CRASH FOR 2 HOURS
HOW CAN HE PUMP
>>62156655If you imagine it, it becomes real, anon.
>>62156653It doesn't matter, just another dip to buy.The 10% dump we had is the dip we should have banked on.The guys wearing fancy suits and sitting in comfortable chairs in boardrooms in London and New York are bullish. Who cares if gas hits 100 bucks a gallon?The market already priced that in. Remember in covid how bullish everything was in April and may?
I was late to GEV party and only got in at $647. I figured with or with out AI the turbine demand is high and will remain high for maybe two more years just to shore up the energy grid, and if AI holds steady the turbine demand will stronger. But, what is a realistic top considering they announced 770% EPS last week, and when to sell? I dont have enough for the 100 share covered call option and now the price ripping I don't want to buy any more at this price.
>>62156664Why bearish on energy? Solar, wind, nuclear, unholy Trinity of anti american sources of electricity are extremely bullish. They'll benefit the next 5 years. I don't know if it's already priced in though. It probably is.
>>62156678nuclear is unfortunately already priced inwant to buy it. it's the future, probablybut everyone else got the memo like 3 years ago
>>62156663The market feels even faker than during covid. Just nothing but people using polymarket and other prediction markets to game the system.
>>62156685>it's the future, probablyNukliar is plauged by permitting delays, construction delays, financing delays, starup delays. I cant see that shit taking off. Stock price runnup for a while sure, but once the delays start construction start piling up I think the prices will tank.
>>62156695it's gonna take off
Got a question for you biztards.Some anon a couple days ago laid out how the AI companies and SpaceX etc are trying to rush their inclusion into the S&P500 so that index funds have to buy them and then they can dump all their shares on retail cattle and then run to their bunkers.Recent regulatory changes are making it look like that really is the plan, or at least that it's possible to do that.So my question is this: is it about to become a good idea to just do what the index fund does by yourself? That is, buy a basket of stocks and rebalance occasionally? Doing that you could avoid including recent IPOs and it wouldn't take that much effort. Is the effort the only reason people don't do that now?
>>62156695>Nukliar is plauged by permitting delays, construction delays, financing delays, starup delays.theroretically much of that has been removedand yes, that is the main problem. we have finally removed a lot of red tape for nuclearthe problem is that everyone else already knows that, and nuclear stocks have gone up a lot already.
bill gates & google are both dumping money into nuclear
>>62156697>Doing that you could avoid including recent IPOs and it wouldn't take that much effort. Is the effort the only reason people don't do that now?the introduction of a couple IPOs, even really big ones won't really change much for indexes
>>62156697>Some anon a couple days ago laid out how the AI companies and SpaceX etc are trying to rush their inclusion into the S&P500 so that index funds have to buy them and then they can dump all their shares on retail cattle and then run to their bunkers.holy shit>So my question is this: is it about to become a good idea to just do what the index fund does by yourself? That is, buy a basket of stocks and rebalance occasionally? Doing that you could avoid including recent IPOs and it wouldn't take that much effort. Is the effort the only reason people don't do that now?that takes some continuous effortthe appeal of an index fund is the ability to set it and forget it with your money, mainlybut yeah at this point it seems safer to do it yourself
>>62156702I own MSFT and GGLL so I'm good then, $25k and $100k
>>62156696I remember going to the movie to see China Syndrome went if first came out. It was funny because two weeks later Three Mile Island had its meltdown. The best part was all the news talking about the hydrogen explosion that was going to happend and blow radioactive fuel rods all over the place. This is when the electric company spokes person coined the term 'energetic disassemblement'
>>62156705>that takes some continuous effortIt really doesn't.VOO rebalances only 4 times per year. You could create a spreadsheet that automatically calculates how much of each stock you should be holding fairly easily. Then all you would do is buy/sell as needed 4 times per year. The only thing you would need to screen for is when the IPO was. You could also include some other screens too if you want.
>>62156697>dump all their shares on retail cattleThat is always the plan, wether they use IPO or SPAC process.>Recent regulatory changes are making it look like that really is the planSEC's job is to help business/bankers fuck over investors, its always the plan.>just do what the index fund does by yourself?Good idea. It depends on how much time you have available and how much you know about the companies. I do this, but I also have ETFs. I look and compare the ETFs against each other to find the lowest fees, and to also compare their holdings. You will see ETFs have, in many cases, almost the exact same mix and % of stocks. You can quicly and easily compare holdings of various ETFs yourself:https://finance.yahoo.com/quote/VGT/holdings/https://finance.yahoo.com/quote/VOO/holdings/You can buy an ETF, and also buy some additional shares already held by the ETF to try and accelerate gains, but you also can experience the losses for the individual stock. I hold VGT and buy and sell dips in NVDA, GOOD, MFST
>>62156702>bill gates & google are both dumping money into nuclearBill Gates also dumped money into Russian prostitues and Jeffrey Epstein.
SOXL sissies!!
wheathttps://x.com/swksfarmer/status/2048025133827133675
>>62156685Nuclear is still bullish for GEV. All nuclear use gas turbines manufactured by, you guessed it, GEV.
I'm a virgin and I'm sick right now.
>>62156362The disconnect between the paper futures contracts for oil and the actual price of the physical barrels on the ships is getting worse
Feel like shit...:(
>>62156442Good goy
>>62156746>All nuclear use gas turbines manufactured by, you guessed it, GEV.DOH, I was only looking turbines for natural gas and like a retard forgot about steam turbine demand even for small modular reactors.
>>62156290You're not financing?
>>62156756I also just redeemed a box of skittles
>>62156743>lets finish this level and go home>who cares lulanother stock market thats too big to fail and should be bought actually
>>62156442https://www.businessinsider.com/campbell-soup-vp-martin-bally-leave-lawsuit-audio-recording-2025-11?op=1
>>62156771Yes I'm aware of that story
>>62156771>>62156774What's funny is that's just his rich out of touch rambling. The food in their chicken soup is just chicken stock, egg noodles, chicken meat, and chicken fat. It's really cheap but that's not a bad thing. Calling it "shit for poor people" just because its chicken and eggs is stupid
>Which ancient pagan god is responsible for stocks and shares? What do I need to sacrifice to gain their favour?Saturn. The namesake of today, Saturday.The ancient romans worshipped Saturn as a god of wealth, and their treasury was literally a bunker hidden under the Temple of Saturn.>SacrificeIf you’re in an abrahamic religion, you already worship Saturn (though most don’t know it) and you already perform various rituals to satisfy it.Even Christians perform ritual cannibalism and human sacrifice (communion) so you’re already good to go.
Why is this considered spamis this state protected or something
>>62156776>What's funny is that's just his rich out of touch rambling. The food in their chicken soup is just chicken stock, egg noodles, chicken meat, and chicken fat. It's really cheap but that's not a bad thing. Calling it "shit for poor people" just because its chicken and eggs is stupidIt's bioengineered mystery meat and scraps cooked in tap water by East Indians and packaged in cans with plastic liners that leach bisphenol A.
>>62156351are they sure all these tankers are headed to the US?the US exports mainly light sweet and can only load 5 VLCCs a day
>>62156786Our food supply is fucked. Monsanto is currently experimenting with their round up replacement. The current leading contender is a derivative of agent orange. They did a trial with onions beans in Maryland and it turned the field pitch black and years later still nothing grows there.
>>62156783/biz/ spam filter is weird
>>62156465kiss lums pits>>62156588rumors are that iran does in fact not have enough food water and fuel
>>62156781damn you retards actually believe this shit?
>>62156781explain further
>>62156815You think it has no relevance, no effect on the world? You're wrong.When powerful people believe this shit, it moves the markets.
>down 6,97% since i bought OWLWill it turn around or do I need to cut my losses
I haven't read any news since the market closed. What's our status?
>>62156685>but everyone else got the memo like 3 years agoNuclear is a just a term. There's 2 types, fission and fusion, for the most part. Fission is what's currently used. Big steps have been made for fusion but there's still a lot of hurdles. On a long enough timeline it is the future, so 3 years from now don't say you didn't get the memo.
>>62156839Jerome printing more money, as usual.
>>62156755>Feel like shit...Cheer up, it only gets worse
>>62156839>>62156845just let it tank for one day..
>>62156803Start stacking physical heirloom seeds.
>>62156849Stuffy nose
>>62156839>futures
>>62156861:)-+--<
>>62156861How do I get a bank robby cutie like her?
>>62156866Realize short-form Chinese drama/comedies are either stock footage, AI generated video or both.
Dear lord this is a big week for tech stocks, AI/memory related and otherwise. Sandisk, Apple, Microjeet, KLA, Qualcomm, META and Google all within three days. Cross your fingers and snug up those trailing stop loss orders, gents.
>>62156888these onions face faggots should be put out of their misery
>>62156888trips checkeddonald trump please save me
i left the house and talked to a normie that says he invests in stockshe didn't care about south american oil because some guy on instagram is showing everyone how to turn plastic into dieselthe normie is worried the guy will get killedi tried to tell him about garbage don and his sneakershe's not interested in the biodiesel if no one's life is on the line apparently
>>62156886Are you going to panic sell? I might panic buy soxl calls
>>62156886>mugger left his trip on>he is a crypto bear
Fucking jerked off to porn again FUCK
Investing into aerospace volatility for quick bags to finance my restaurant bills and frequent visits to the kinoplex. If I make a gain that can cover movie tickets, that is a WIN.
>>62156888increasing number of stocks or focusing on decreasing your cost basis? What is the best strategy?
>>62156252Its going to fill that gap
>>62156911BABE you could have jerked off to me
>>62156938post cock
>>62156911my country is banning porn so they can selectively enforce it on any coomer they don't like
once things cool off a bit, is it a bad idea to do this with tqqq and upro as well?I've never held either for more than a month or so
I'm bored
>>62156931its never going under $70.the same way japan will never fix its birthrates.
>>62156941you sick fuck
>>62156961sameneed weekend to end for some dopamine
>>62156964cute
>>62156961the whitehouse correspondants dinner is happening you could watch that
>>62156964
>>62156970do better
>>62156908Certainly not. I will await results like everyone else, but with 10% stop loss orders in place for just about everything. I am *not* taking another shellacking like I did in February.>>62156909?
>the guy Tucker Qatarson just interviewed said the Iranians always asked him how they could negotiate, he kept telling them that americans will never negotiate but they still kept saying "how do we negotiate with the americans?"That's why we're getting a deal tomorrow night
>>62156395>would turn it into a state within a state. Ironically preventing this was the reason for Exxon and Mobil's creation in the first place. Why they re-merged them I don't know but if they get too big I can see them being broken up again.And somehow this isn't a problem with le big memetech. Oil companies are dwarves compared to oil companies these days. And far more insidious.
>>62156983>I am *not* taking another shellacking like I did in February.Even back then you were saying to have trailing stop losses. Did you turn them off or what?
>>62156986The only way oil prices could drop is if ExxonMobil and others are nationalized and export bans are implemented.American oil is cheap if you force them to only sell to Americans. But this is more of a communist or national socialist policy.
>>62156985JD Vance going makes me think we won't. Nobody respects him. The fact he had to constantly step out and call back to DC to ask permission or advice for every item they were negotiating made him look weak. It upset the Iranians because it slowed things down and made it feel like the US wasn't taking the negotiations seriously.
>>62156888I watched felix and the guy below. Felix at least recommends stocks with solid fundamentals that are undervalued and could go parabolic (Lithium miners, etc). Dude below just recommends... MU and Google, kek.
>>62156422>nobody knows who is in charge>but somehow whenever we get a David Axios Paki scammer news about how le talks are going to be held for real, trust us, the market pump>even though they're "negotiating" (they're not, as there are no talks anyway) with literal whos that are not in charge and that don't hold the gunspeak clown shit
Half the world oil supply is gone, how the fuck are we pumping…
>>62156992Do we even have the refiners to process oil into gas? I recall that the current process it gets pumped and transported either by ship to processing plants internationally then transported back as a finished product.
>>62156992PBR does something where their export profits are tapped to subsidize their domestic prices iirc
>>62156996>David Axioshis name is barak hussain ravid
We are living in a clown market and I am going to be its greatest fool
>>62156990No, but I gave them fairly generous margins -- 15-20%. Not any more. Not in an utterly irrational market that spooks itself even when there is no news, and sure as hell not now with mass hysteria in the air and war in the Middle East.
>>62156999Infinite dollar printing and massive hyperinflation incoming. But the market is a casino, it doesn't even matter.
>>62156994JD Vance increases the possibility in my opinion. They’ve been trying to make him the ”peace candidate” ever since the war started. Constantly leaking shit that implies he’s against the war and that he’s trying to get out of it. The voice of peace in the administration. That way he can run in 2028 as MAGA but without the war baggage. It’ll help him even more if it’s assumed he’s the one that helped broker a peace deal. Not that he’ll win though but they’ll need a candidate that isn’t completely sullied by the war.
>>62157011>They’ve been trying to make him the ”peace candidate” ever since the war started. Constantly leaking shit that implies he’s against the war and that he’s trying to get out of it. The voice of peace in the administration.Sauce for all of this, please.
>>62157008I've just been writing calls and working down my basis, the premiums are pretty nice
I hope this faggot market shits the bed on monday at noon. Down and fill that gap you fuckiing bitch bastard.
>>62156786who the fuck says East Indians to talk about Indians except West Indians. Fucking jeet you’re not any better
>>62157014Nah crab/up until tech earnings
>>62156900what ever happened to cielo waste
>>62157012Pay attention to the news. Or just Google JD Vance against the Iran war or some shit. And the goofball basically poofed out of existence for the first few weeks of the war lel. Obvious he was trying to keep his distance from it
>>62157011I saw the rumors that he was the only one in the room against the war, but that feels like something coming from his camp. Trump is known to throw people under the bus and I don't think he respects Vance. This just feels like they are setting him up as the fall guy. For whatever reason the only person who seems to know how to navigate the white house without looking like a clown is Rubio who is currently getting his deeply held wish to destroy Cuba. All without any political blowback
>>62157014I just took profit so I welcome another dip.
>>62157019Then what?
>>62156927>increasing number of stocks or focusing on decreasing your cost basis? What is the best strategy?Yes. You buy 100 shares at $100/share and it dips to $80, you buy 100 more shares you increase your share count and lower you average price to $90 and can sell two covered call contracts to lower cost basis even more. A lot depends on how long you want to hold the stock, how much you want to hold, what average price you want and so on. I sold a put on CRWV last year strike $150 and it kept going down, got assigned, and been selling covered calls on it and bought another 100 shares to lower price and kept selling covered calls. Now my cost basis is about $106 and two weeks ago I sold 2 CCs strike $145 for $11.44 Dec 18 expiry. I used the premium to take vacation last week. I am happy to let the stock go and start wheeling with the money again. If the price shits the bed before I will buy to close and start selling CCs again. Im not claiming to be an expert, a lot depends on the stock/company. Start small, keep developing experience.
>>62157025No, that is not the way it works. You have made an assertion. Now you must support it.
>>62157028>>62157019SON OF A BITCH BASTARD
>>62157033stop corrupting the youth MUanon
>>62157037>>62157033also that's not the socratic method
>>62157031If capex keeps increasing which is basically a given then semis will probably keep outperforming, overall market depends on trump which is a coin toss
>>62157026Yeah Vance and MAGA are probably trying to maintain the Vance opposition to the war narrative without arousing too much suspicion from Trump, without it appearing to Trump as if he’s opposing him. True Rubio is the smartest guy in the admin and he had probably hoped to get Cuba done first. If he’s smart enough he won’t run until 2032 though since no Republican is gonna win in 28.>>62157033I don’t have time to hold your hand explaining what is so obvious to see. You clearly like or dislike Vance which is why you’re offended by this obvious reality and I don’t care to find out which one it is.
>>62157014Based
>>62157045Since your assertion is being put forth in a forum for discussing stocks and financial instruments, and since you refuse to provide any sources, I will assume that you and all other anons dragging /pol/crap into /biz/ are fomenting Democrat party agitprop.Nothing follows.
>>62157007it has to end at some point, the only scenario where it doesn't end is if the USD itself hyperinflates
>futures
>>62157056giwtwm
>>62156999half of the world's oil supply didn't flow through hormuz before the war retardcrazy that it was 20%, then 30% and now half, in a month you retards will say that 80% of the world's oil supply is gone
>>62157039>socratic methodis to drink poison
>>62157056what does that have to do with futures?
>>62157061they're sleeping
>>62156961>I'm boredhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tsDvoEj1xgY
>>62156985>Qatarlsonyou're jewish aren't you?Only jews seethe about qatar for whatever reason, and we're onto your future bullshit war with Turkey
>>62157050It was about whether or not there will be peace deal; which affect stocks, with Vance at the table. Vance at the negotiations should therefore make you more bullish on a peace deal. Whether it goes up from never gonna happen to probably not gonna happen or much more is up to you.
>>62157062I didn't know they slept standing kekcute
>>62156961yeah well it's the weekend, get a hobby
>>62157071it's raining I can't use the airbrush on the 3d printed shit I have.
>>62156911who the fuck still watches porn in 2026?having sex IRL has never been easier
>>62157060that's the hemlockic method
>>62157073don't you have any hobbies that can be done indoors?
>>62157068If your lower half was just a blob of fur, you could probaby sleep standing up too
>>62156888every share of what?
>>62156839well weekend oil is up 2%so nothing happened really, at least not something significant
>>62156815The entire world is run by child rapist rabinnic jews who have an ethnic vendetta against the romans (europeans), this bullshit isn't that far off
DONALD TRUMP PLEASE CRASH SPY JUST FOR MONDAY AND THEN PUMP IT AGAIN
>>62156783well most nerds live in cascadia so any criticism of glorious cascadian america is banned on US websites like 4chan
>>62157090he probably will do it, and then TACO on tuesday as tradition dictates
>>62157088the veil is slipping lately so they gotta hit u with that "the christians & muslims were the real jews the whole time", doei think what they're gunning for is to turn every single foreign country viciously against americans & pin epstein's crimes on them, since common americans are the only ones actually in danger of & in a position to do anything about the veil slip
>>62156755drink some water fren
>>62157093basedi'm really hoping they don't invert the fucking tradition all of a sudden, and do "we're so back" on weekends & "it's so over" on weekdays
I have ~$90k in my retirement accounts and I thought that I was doing the right thing by putting all of it in just a few index funds tracking the S&P500 and total international stock. Now I see that I could've doubled or tripled my money by buying SOXL, TXN, maybe AMD. Am I retarded? Is this how I was supposed to find out?
>>62157081>every share of what?The urgent message and the emotional pick somehow drives retards to click the links so they can earn more money. Generally all the big youtube stock pickers are picking the same stocks long after they rally. The only exception I am aware of is Tom Nash who was pushing PLTR even when it was going down to like 6 before the big rip, but I already owned it before I heard of Nash. I also just do my own research to find my own picks and check some of these tubes to see if they also picked the same and if so what their 'analysis' is. I forgot to check Couch Investor's channel to see if he did the same.
>>62157095They're drunk on hubris, they're not even trying to hide it anymoreThe entire founding myth of Israel was "romans kicked us out 2000 years ago so this is ours", Iran is the only thing stopping Israel from becoming an empire and enacting their revenge on Rome
>>62156977shows you.. there was just an earthquake or something and the whole thing shut down. some kind of emergency. great show so far
>>62157021it's not too late to investhttps://cielows.com/about/leadership/
>>62157111>>62157111>>62157111
>>62157074chat is this true?how do i do it without interacting with the god awful miserable argumentative retarded cunts that own all the vaginas
>>62157074>>62157122it do be hyper sex world, yet you'll find yourself strangely cold and resentful and agitated and anxious..hopefully not though>>62157109hmmm
>>62157122>how do i have sex without talking to women?pay for it?
>>62157127i just want a wife without all the arguing and emotional faggotry
>>62157131i don't think that's possible
>>62157114there was a shooter apparently
>>62157131HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA GOOD ONE
>>62157153yeah it sounds like gunshots or explosions in the livestream. I was all gassed for the mentalist
>>62157131You should already know this but every woman is crazy. You just have to decide what level of crazy you're willing to tolerate and also accept that half of everything you own no longer belongs to you and you will get cheated on.
>>62157163that's gonna be a no from me
>>62156648That's obviously a hand drawn animation you retard.
