whoa marco edition>Educational sites:https://www.investopedia.comhttps://www.khanacademy.org/economics-finance-domain>Financial TV Streams:https://www.newslive.com/american/cnbc.htmlhttps://www.livestreamy.net/bloomberg/>Charts:https://www.tradingview.comhttps://www.finscreener.comhttps://www.portfoliovisualizer.com>Screeners: so you feel like in the movieshttps://finviz.com/https://etfdb.com/>Gambling:https://www.optionsplaybook.com/options-introduction/https://www.optionsprofitcalculator.comhttps://optionstrat.com/https://www.optionistics.com/quotes/option-prices>Pre-Market and Live data:https://www.investing.com/indices/indices-futureshttps://finance.yahoo.com/>Calendarshttps://www.marketwatch.com/economy-politics/calendarhttps://www.earningswhispers.com/calendarhttps://www.cmegroup.com/trading/interest-rates/countdown-to-fomc.htmlhttps://www.mortgagenewsdaily.com/data/building-permits>Boomer Investing 101: so zoomers with meme stocks can outperform youhttps://www.bogleheads.org/wiki/Getting_startedhttps://www.sec.gov/search-filings>Misc smg:https://www.financialjuice.com/homehttps://finance.yahoo.com/trending-tickershttps://market24hclock.com/https://www.dividendchannel.com/drip-returns-calculatorhttps://brokerchooser.com/https://www.chathamfinancial.com/technology/us-market-rates>NEW THREAD: Copy-paste the following when making a new thread:https://pastebin.com/GfB48W5GPreviously on /smg/>>62157111
have you even said thank you?
On a scale of 1 - 10How White am I??
A fast food goyslop dinner for two is now $33. They need to hike interest rates pronto (they won't).
Btw I am a salvager tyBuy ZIM for money
/smg/ please. No more facebook boomer rambling.DONT DO IT
>>62157932>marcorubio.pngmarco boobioyou had one job
it's unreal how much worse the thread is when half of it is dogshit retard spam
You can only post ITT if you have outperformed my sister who does not pay attention to markets.Ty.By the way, she has market sells on Monday open.
>>62157961this is such bullshit. you fucking normies should be poor as fuck and i should be rich but this market is so fucking rigged that it goes up when its supposed to be crashing
>>62157964Wtf bro, she's got a total of $6k.
>>62157964It's literally some mexican with a 4 figure account, and that's AFTER buying the bottom on SOXL
>>62157961How many people on /smg/ actually have 6 figure portfolios? I feel like it’s just 10 of us
>>62157961Is she hot?
>>62157961>You can only post ITT if you have outperformed my sister who does not pay attention to markets.I have more than 6000 in my account, so I winthose are the rules we play by
So the Nasdaq has a V shaped recovery but not precious metals producers?
>>62157954Ah thank you what a blunder
>>62157971>literally some mexicanHave some fucking respect for my sister.She has provided a WHITE KING to the gene pool. Blonde hair and blue eyed White baby, like a Blue Eyes White Dragon.Bow down, you fucking brownie,
>>62158005and everyone clapped>nice story, spic
>>62157996Its not a mistake if you lacked the IQ to make the joke anyway
>>62158012And WHY THE FUCK would I lie?God Bless my sister, the mother of a WHITE KING.
>>62157946>bro we need to wreck the economy so I can have a 5 dollar foot longLook at the state of ye, me lad
>>62158019does she not put ANY money into the account? 3 years to go from 1k to 6k lol
>>62158019but you are lying.there's no such thing as a white spic, no matter what CNN tells you or what you put on arrest forms.>spic
>>62158033See>>62157941Absolute White King in the form of an Indio American
>>62158025No, this was from scratch, no money into the account.This is the power of LETF's.Thank you for attending my TED talk.
You need to stop posting
>>62158023You're already wrecking the economy with uncontrolled inflation so that jewish oligarchs can inflate their capital assets. Everyone is getting poorer so that these economic parasites can receive what basically amounts to government welfare. Fuck off faggot.
>>62158042who the fuck are you talking to schizo
>failed peace talksRed tomorrow?
>>62158047The mexican flooding the thread
As you probably know, I repesent the Boston Brahmins and I am a space whale prospector. This week's goal is to play the swing trade on Tesla & Palantir and sell as soon as you can afford NBA Playoff tickets. Go long on synthetic silicon manufacturing in the United States. Have you purchased shares in space-as-a-service, or defense contractor space infrastructure? I assure you, our orbital assets are the last safe haven from the Persian Fury! Is there really a world destroying wolf god chained to the Moon? Let's find out! We have several associates with the Bancroft Castle, and they are just so excited to tell you what we could do with DATA CENTERS on the Moon, and how that will solve an environmentally challenging question. Oh. Oh. May I interest you in a share for Intuitive Machines? Well it is speculative right now but space whales could be the new crypto.
>>62158050>Red tomorrow
>>62158050No, because Trump has already deployed the pump lie by saying that Iran came with a better proposal just MINUTES after he rejected the first, the BEST proposal yet.
>>62157946My frozen pizza was $6.00.
confession: im a 38 yr old manchild that got excited today from catching an articuno in pokemon go
>>62158053AMFN is the secret space play.
>>62158061Good job, killer.
>>62158053>>62158062And speaking of space plays... It appears the Trump shooter is connected to the string of fusion energy/UAP/UFO researcher deaths. He worked for Lockheed Martin and NASA. And there were a lot of searches from Israel on his name the day before the shooting.The Chosen activating one of their controlled assets, attempting to silence Trump before disclosure?
ESL here, what's with the list of "disclosures" on the IBKR site? Should I agree with all of them? Ion get it.
>>62158069>mechanical engineering degree from Caltech>whole plan consisted of madly running past secret service agents >fails to hit anyoneNow I'm not saying I wanted him to shoot anyone, but is a little competence too much to ask from such a person?
>>62158069Wow. Deja vu! Well, when I was a younger CBGB Republican, I had all sorts of fascinating redpills about Lockheed Martin and shooters.
>>62158069>>62158074>>62158075https://x.com/EvanAKilgore/status/2048265159425003637https://x.com/FreedomBLeeZY/status/2048284226026705315https://www.timemachine.eu/about-us/What are we looking at?
reddit says SOXL cant go up anymorehere says take out the biggest loan you can and get into SOXLwho do I trust?
>>62157975I have 300k invested. I hate this clown market with everything going up. I just want a crash so I can actually use leverage at a bottom. But so far I haven't seen the opportunity to so I am just mostly holding boring value picks.
>>62158055maybe even the best proposal. many people are saying it
Ah an emotional investment into SAIC! Hoping for profitable developments in post-quantum cryptography? As you probably know, aerospace is in a squeeze due to jet fuel pinches. However, the demand for next generation defenses have never been higher. Surely, you will not give up all hope on America's most lucrative aerospace defense portfolios!
>>62157975i just entered 6 figures like a month ago
>>62158091best defense stocks?make it 10-100x baggers
labubu
bobos will get absolutely destroyed this coming week
>>62158160
>>62158083Trust me, SOXL will go to $30 by 2027
Bobo are you ready for your Monday spanking?
>>62158165Yeah? On what news?
>>62158187On no news.
>>62158187God Emperor Trump renewed and reaffirmed his mandate of heaven with another successful bullet dodging, bulli$h as fuark cunt.
XOM starting to look juicy again
Lababu Frik
Oh no they tried to kill Trump now that his ratings are so dogshit how convenient
>>62158069Watch him be a lockheed baggie.
>>62158213i'm calling it, ai told him that he would succeed with his plan. ai stocks will pump on this news
>>62158228You mean just Semis. Microsoft technically is also AI.
>>62157961Honestly, be very careful giving advice to family, friends or colleagues where they should put their money in. If it goes up they might not even thank you and take it for granted and if it goes to zero they will very likely blame it on you, whether they tell you or not.
>longs
>>62158213Why do lefties suck so much with guns? Imagine if it were a normal, gun-supporting citizen.
>>62158248That went too much into modern electronic dancing.
>>62158069Makes no sense If he’s a low tier employee, he doesn’t know the top secret stuff If he’s higher up, he’s probably paid enough and under enough scrutiny to keep his mouth shut.Regardless, attacking the president makes no sense. There are better ways to leak classified information. That attacker is a total nutjob
>That attacker is a total nutjob>he's just a nutjobYeah, least likely option. Trump already called another election recently fraudulent (Virginia)
>”I don’t invest in things i don’t understand.”>t. Warren Buffet when asked about LTCMWell /smg/? Do (you) understand today’s market?
Is this nibba going on a hike?
If a few shots hit then we would be pumping tomorrow and you know it.
>>62158246She's selling on Monday and buying SOXL again at $10LMAO
>>62158257>Regardless, attacking the president makes no sense. There are better ways to leak classified information. That attacker is a total nutjobOr a time traveller. Theoretically, there's no difference between electro-gravitic propulsion and a time machine. Lockheed Martin.
>>62158272>Well /smg/? Do (you) understand today’s market?everyone is getting poorer so you have to be in stocks to beat CPI/inflationbecause of this everything pumpsAI is big increase in productivity so it pumps market pumps, tech big pumps invest in semis
>>62158290>TimetravellerNow the flatearth, "poisoning the well"-tactic.He could also be from the multiverse.
>>62158061>articuno in pokemon goarticuno is great
>leftists constantly "joke" about killing trump>someone tries to>must be a big conspiracy behind it
>>62158349Cool blogHope you feel better though
>>62158353i thought we were confessing since the numbers aren't movingI will delete sorry
>>62158349I didn't sub for this blog bossalso all of those drugs are actually not good for you, even the person that prescribes them to you has no clue what they do and how it reacts in your bodymy advice would be to stop taking them, at least not get a soup mix like this
>>62158349>>62158357don't get off the meds broalso no one irl will actually judge you for being khv or hooking up with shemales (as long as they still have their girl penis) and even if they do judge you you need to learn that none of it actually matters because everyone you know will be dead and buried in the next 100 years, the blink of an eye on a cosmic scaleyour brain chemicals might be fucked up but there is also a psychological aspect to it so try and get comfortable with yourself and let the placebo do its thingdon't trade on adderall though because that can actually fuck you up
>>62158365https://youtu.be/bd3k2FJoQho?si=aRiUBa5SB0zrZ6vi&t=10
>>62157932rubio has got to be getting sick of this sh*t
if you went to a mexican restaurant today, what would get ??
>>62158371Probably fajitas. Haven't had them in a long time.
>>62158050See>>62158043It will pump for weeks until it explodes and (((they))) take all the profit and crash it with no survivors. Now I am convinced about it. Of course, if this continues for weeks or even months, we will hit hyperinflation, where you can only order a pizza for 100 dollars, Weimar levels. You think massive money printing has no consequences?The casino will fall, the problem is we don't know when and you are at your own risk.
> futures
>>62158371Salmonella.
>>62158071No, I ignored them. What are they going to do? Close your account and lose money? kek
How much of analysis are you really doing? Does it include some advanced excel spreadsheets or even python scripts, or nah?I'm considering how much time should I spend on all of this with upper 5 figures on the line, or maybe I shloud just let somebody else manage it.
>>62158404What do you think are the chances the people making the most money here do the least analysis?
>>62158391Too late, I clicked yes. It's ovyir.
>>62158404I run my own TS node scripts or sometimes python to do a lot of analysis related to options and potential portfolio development. E.g. provided the ETF X does not fare above Y, what might be potential terminal values of the portfolio at time t (simulated cis Monte Carlo). Since I don’t use margin and only have calls. It becomes simple to model,
>>62158407analysis is uselessthe human factor is too much and you cant calculate it desu
>>62158409How are you using this to make some extra shekels?
>>62158419I don't
What’s a good wfh bullshit email job I can do outside of america where life is actually affordable
>>62158371Eating out is for retards. Save money and make your own meal.
>the guy Tucker Qatarson just interviewed said the Iranians always asked him how they could negotiate, he kept telling them that americans will never negotiate but they still kept saying "how do we negotiate with the americans?" That's why we're getting a deal tomorrow night
>>62158353>>62158358What did was blogged about before it was deleted?
>>62158431what if youre trying to kill a couple hours ever think of that. cooking food at home still costs and doesn't really save . Just your own is a meme unless your cooking for 5 or so
>>62158439>what if youre trying to kill a couple hours ever think of thatYeah, use that time to clean afterwards or improve your home... there is always something to do around a house.>cooking food at home still costs and doesn't really save . Just your own is a meme unless your cooking for 5 or soThe fuck are you cooking where you don't save money? Are you smoking crack?
>>62158439Cooking ultra processed frozen shit at home only costs one third what it costs to buy fastfood or eating at a restaurant.Cooking healthy stuff at home is probably more expensive but I haven't taken a look at the costs.
>>62158404I buy a bunch of tech and growth stocks and dump the rest into index funds. Really, I have no idea what I'm doing.t. trendwhore
analysis?I just buy SOXL boss
>>62158446He is probably trolling or he is retarded and doesn't know how to cook. Or he is some of kind of retard who has to cook over the top meals that he probably doesn't even finish.
>>62158404Last serious research I did was into QBTS and I bought the dip and sold it at over $21. I did ok but I'm convinced you are better off buying and selling ETF's or something.
>>62158446>Cooking healthy stuff at home is probably more expensive but I haven't taken a look at the costs.A potato, 2 radishes, 3 mexican bulb onions, a can of beans, and a field mouse you can find in any grassy section of the country, will cost you $2.18. Just dump all that in a crockpot at 4 AM and you've got breakfast, lunch , and dinner that will feed you for a day. Healthy eating doesn't have to be expensive.
>>62157975Everybody should have 2.1btc they don't touch to maintain 6 digit status.
>>62158450Hey retard quote me on every thing at the grocery store to make three tacos one meal , I don't want left overs
>>62158459>$2.18break that down by items the can of beans already puts you at two bucks
>>62158431It’s okay to go out once in a while, retard
>>62158468Can of beans - black - store brand - $0.803 mexican bulb onions - $0.75Potato - $0.20 2 radishes - $0.35Field mouse - free - just catch oneWith taxes that comes out to right around $2.18 depending on your state.
>>62158473You can lower your bean expense by buying buy bulk dry beans and hydrating them overnight and they taste better
>>62158473first of all that sounds like shitsecond your prices are wrong> potato 20 cents Wrong, at least 50 centsradishes .35 probably wrongwheres my lettuce, my rice , tomato, peppers , cheese , sour cream ?
>>62158473i usually add some duck, they are free at the park, you can just take them
>>62158404>Do hours of research>Trump tweets: "This company is fucking gay">It crashesYeah, totally worth the effort.
>>62158466>I don't want left oversI knew it and already called it that you don't finish what you cook so you are a left over cuck that's seethes about cooking. Enjoy your single serving bullshit lifestyle you pay extra for in multiple ways (health, finances, auto maintenance) in the longrun because you are too dumb to find meals you can enjoy cooking and eating.
>>62158481>just eat the same thing over and overNo I'm not a retard faggot like you. I enjoy other meals. And stay at home all day like your retard loser self
God damn when did cars get so expensive, Im in the market for one and the prices make me want to puke at the thought of spending the money
>>62158478Kek found the Romanian
>>62158488Shouldn't have hated on the walkable cities "meme".t. Guy who rides an e-bike year round to work
>>62158486You are too dumb to figure that out too. Seriously, you are the same stupid faggot who cries about variety while eating out the same shit every day at a different place.
>>62158488What is even on Pepe's head here? Is that a low resolution pergola or trampoline?
>>62158492Improvised tank armour dubbed "cope cages"
>>62158490Im buying one because I cant stand the "people" on public transport anymore>>62158492its a tank cope cage
>depressed about losing money>want to forget about orange man clown market>scored heroin on the street>started with just a few grains of it just in case, looked like a speck of dust on the razor blade>knocked tf out, dizzy and nauseous>threw the rest in the binWas it fent?
>>62158488>God damn when did cars get so expensive, Im in the market for one and the prices make me want to puke at the thought of spending the moneyYou can get a used mid 2000s Honda Accord in good shape for $5000
>>62158490What e-bike have you got? I have a Fiido cargo bike. >>62158488Auto loans.
>>62158502>$12,000 newBoomers had it so good.
>>62158491Babe i already have a meal plan for you6 am protein supplement7 am protein supplemeny8 am protein supplement9 am protein supplement...Good morning.
>>62158502I wish I could, but I live in Europe where for $5000 I can get shit and pissIm seeing a 10 year old Yaris with 170k km for 9k eur (prob didnt cost that much new kek) and a goddamn golf 7 DIESEL from 2016 for fucking 15k god damn I fucking angel merkel so much>>62158503I guess, any decent hatchback new costs like 35k new as if thats normal, without being a slave to the bank its impossible for most people, so Im guessing thats pushing the prices on old cars too
>>62158502How did they get away with ads like this back in the day?
>>62158508Lol wasn't the point of Volkswagen to be a cheap car for German people? My UK friend bought his Polo new for £20k.
>>62158496>>62158498Do they work or is it really just cope armor?
>>62158508>But I live in EuropeLmao. I guess if you're in the UK you can just pretend to be retarded? 20% of all new car sales there are going to retards.
>>62158516vgh...
>>62158488The amount of extra features, lane sense, 20 airbags, and HUDs. Cars always had computation involved but now it’s a motherboard with wheels. If you have a beater from the 90s hold onto it forever as they don’t have the spyware included. Also the main source is dealership fees.t. Mazda sales
>>62158525I don't understand the mindset behind those who hate on disabled people. Anyone can end up disabled.
>>62158531They're trying to do this with bicycles as well. Why the fuck do I need an automatic gearbox and app subscription to ride a bike?
>>62158535>Approximately 25% of the UK population, or about 16.8 million people, are disabled, according to 2023/24 data. This represents roughly one in four people, with data from the Activity Alliance and Scope UK confirming this increasing trend in disability prevalence>The number of people reporting a disability has risen by nearly 4 million over the last decade, with 54% of all people in poverty living in a family that includes a disabled person.I don't know anon. I think something else is going on if your country somehow ends up with a 25% disability rate.
>>62158535people have usually a very strong feeling of justice. so if they think the majority of people on benefits are scammers they feel very bad about it.
>>62158535He's retarded and so is >>62158491
>>62158503Have a Trek Verve 1+. Gets down to -30c here too and while the battery eats shit during winter it still werks fine enough. I only have about 3km to work so it is doable.
>>62158539One part aging population, the other zoomers and millenials being mentally ill. Being mentally ill won't get you a car though
>>62158516No way that's a real ad even back then
>>62158554it's real, the 90s were a different time
>>62158437Ah just saying how numb and stupid he felt from like 3 or 4 medications
>>62158555prove it
>>62158539Part of it is due to increased diagnosis but I'd say it's mostly due to the government incentivising claiming for disability by making unemployment miserable. Also threatening to cut someone off completely if they show any sign of improvement is a sure way to ensure that they never get better. Basically it's the government's fault for running a punitive system that only those who play the system can survive.
>>62158559just reverse image search it you lazy fuck
>>62158539I thought this was because of muslims being inbred and having consanguineous diseases
>>62158551Looks nice. I use motorcycle muffs with heat pads inside for riding in the cold.
Probably gonna start drinking again tomorrow. I'm scared of what he is gonna tweet next. I'm all in on oil.
>>62158567Went and bought a whole construction worker overall that does the job very well when it starts getting cold enough. Only have a pair of regular muffs right now but they actually start to get cold when it really pushes -20c. Maybe I'll look into heat padded muffs.Also spiked tires were a really good buy too. Unless you have a combo of slick ice + fresh snow then you aren't going to lose grip anywhere.
>>62158573I swear by construction gear. Cycle gear is shit. Too much effort trying to be stylish and aero. Construction gear keeps you warm and visible and that's it. Also seems to ward off asshole motorists for some reason.
>>62158506That's in Canadian dollars, too.
>>62158537https://www.gadgetreview.com/federal-surveillance-tech-becomes-mandatory-in-new-cars-by-2027
>>62158580Demolition Man was surprisingly prophetic
>>62158572no need to be scared, it's kinda obvious what it's gonna be. just accept the grindup
>>62158531>t. Mazda saleswhat do you think about the Mazda 3? Im looking at a G150 version from 2021 for 19.5k
>>62158585Hmm yeah. TACO Tuesday. I'm over this. What's your favourite drink? Mines single malt on the rocks.
>>62158587>asking a salesman what car to buy
>Be over worked, tired, and dumb>FOMO some money into SOXL thursdayI'm scared for monday man. But I've committed now, I ain't selling till I at least double my money in it. Maybe tired retard gut instinct me makes better decisions
>>62158587Id never buy a Mazda because you can't turn off the seatbelt beep. I wanted to like the Mazda 3, but ended up with an impreza instead because Subaru is the only one that lets you turn it off.
https://x.com/JavierBlas/status/2048310496260948246
>>62158610>Subaru ImprezaMEGA ICK
>>62158610>you can't turn off the seatbeltfucking liberal nanny bullshit
>>62158593I'm sober now but I guess I would take a moscow mule before I became an active bargain hunter alcoholicdunno if you are at risk yourself but be careful anyway I technically have to consider the stuff deadly
>>62158615>Government workers in Tokyo have new dress code rules that allow them to wear shorts to the office in a bid to cut air conditioning costs, an official said on Friday, as the Middle East war drives up energy costs around the world.
>>62158630Alcohol + gambling is a literal death sentence
>>62158633>Alcohol + gambling is a literal death sentenceOnly if you're a lousy drunk and a bad gambler.
>>62158615nice boat
>>62158490Bikes, e- or not, are grossly overpriced too. Like, what the fuck this is pure robbery.
>>62158419Buy SOXL
>>62158384>even the penguins must wageslavegrim
>mfw I saw SOXL and didn't buy the dip because second thoughts>bought more boomer rock miners instead
>>62158657I had a very specific price target and SOXL did not touch it. Someone needs to update this strategy for me
>>62158539>25% of bongs are disabledthat explains a lot
>>62158404There's two ways to go about it. Either you're a value investor that is consistently, like daily or weekly, looking at stocks to find what is on sale.Or you're just a long term fag who only cares about genuinely good companies and the price be damned ala Buffet
>>62158657>go a few months where things are okay>start getting harassed again>I didn't invest in the things I said I would with enough cash to make it, because I'm easily influenced by /biz/ faggots fudding me out>my life is hell and in 4 years is never got better
what is the impossible factor preventing average people from taking ar15's, 4-5 buddies and depopulating black neighborhoods house by houseis it the corpse removal?I seriously don't get it
I'm so angry I trusted Palantir. My calls will expire in July. They will still be worthless by then.
>>62158674>>62158676>>62158307>investBuying meme numbers in a spreadsheet is not investing as you don't own shit. You are freaking GAMBLERS.
>>62158683Don't worry you'll get another unashamed tweet by Trump to pump it
>>62158684ok but what if you win though
I only started seriously investing the start of this year, before I never paid attention to the market and just threw my money in index funds. Looking at the price movements of SNDK and MU it's crazy how it literally went into a moonshot over the course of a year. Is this once of a lifetime buy or will there be more opportunities like this?
>>62158632>>62158615Coming to you soon: office ladies that in the summer heat wears shorts like this
>>62158683I find it really funny that the unstoppable AI meme stock got taken down not by concern about its ridiculous valuation, but by another AI meme company (Anthropic). Kinda poetic really.
>>62158688Gamblers can win the lottery! Shocking!
>>62158690>investingNo you're not, gambler.
>>62158696why would I not want to 'win the lottery'?
>>62158696with no skill or intelligence required either!holy shit that's something i might actually be able to pull off!buying more SPY calls ty babe <3
>>62158694>incoherentoil lubricatesoil is the lifeblood of modern societyhe's saying it retardedly, but the autistic get it
>>62158699gambling is... le bad!
OK, so what jumped from Trump assassination attempt #4?
>62158690Damn it's fucking over isn't it, this is the top. I missed out.
>>62158692Extremely bullish for the Japanese economy
>>62158699>>62158700Go ahead, just do call yourself an investor, gambler. You don't know shit about investing.
>>62158702This only makes sense in a society where you can work an honest job and make enough money to live.
>>62158701completely incoherent if you know absolutely nothing about how the real world works thoughbeit
>>62158694Well, he should tell that to gulf states cucks that face the same problems, if not worse
>>62158615Kurudu Oileru Tankeru!
I would feel like a cuck fomo ing is SOXL rn
>>62158706you sound madi'm filing TTS in 2027, that makes me a professional investor
what if everyone sold SOXX at the same time?is this possible?like a lot of people get scared that the number is big?then algos think it is dumping so they sell too?then everyone just continues to sell more
So the oil trade is pretty much over, right? It seems like everybody wants out of this war and there seems to be many options to avoid all kinds of shortages.Not gonna lie but it was fun the intensity of the first days
>>62158716that's what i told myself when SOXL hit 70then the cucking became something darker, more sinister. It tore apart my investment outlook in ways a mere feeling never could
>>62158717>a piece of paper will make me less of a gamblerlol LMAO even
>futures
>>62158719the oil trade is alive and well in US and South American oil producers who export the medium and heavy sour crudes that Asia's refineries crave according to anonymous gamblers familiar with the matter
>>62158706>>62158725This board isn't about 'investing' for 30 years like a boomer. People like you who keep stumbling in and wondering why people want to actually make money instead of grind for decades for a pittance are fucking cancer. Fuck off to reddit maybe they'll care about your nonsense.
>>62158725awww is someone not beating SPY
>>62158701What he's trying to say is Iran is already pulling old broken tankers in order to store excess production. When they run out of storage they start getting problems that have long term ramifications. The wells collapse.
Imagine unironically coming to a board about making money and getting mad that people want to make money because you have some autistic idea of 'investing as an artform' or some shit.
>>62158732Okay, gambler.
>>62158738piss off bro
>>62158729Isn't north and south american crude oil so worthless that it's not even worth the barrel it's poured into?That's why the venezuelan oil was useless?Then again we can always print more oil at the futures market
>>62158738buy VTneed to invest and live frugally for the next 30+ yearsKINO
>>62158732I'm sorry, but you've just been diagnosed with Goombler's disease.
>>62158740uhh i'm "investing" a considerable amount on it not being worthless so it better not bestop bitching about futures being used exactly as they were designed for
>>62158733name of show?
>>62158745it's actually crazy kek this dude has no clue. Oil isn't something you buy and hold for 50 years, it explicitly has pumps and dumps. Where do megaboomer faggots like this guy comefrom>JUST BUY AN HOLD UNTIL 2070, OR YOU'RE A GAMBLER REEEEEEEEEENo one has time for that.
So what's the play this week, are we full porting MSFT/GOOG/AMZN/SNDK/MU for earnings?
>>62158745Futures are for delivering product at a set price. You never get your product delivered, gambler.
>>62158751sndsk will pump to 1100 minimumprob around 5-10% for msft and googl
>>62158703Sentinel one ticker S, weapons detection and cyber security bioscanners
>>62158694lol basedjust let it tank monday, then it can pump again for all i care
>>62158738Where do you think we are?...
>>62158747Lazytown
>>62158763I don't recall jerking off as a kid to this girl from Lazy Town. Must have played while I was busy jerking it at school. I was one horny kid.
>>62158694He's talking about how they're going to run out of storage and have to cap their wells. Doing that is expensive and can damage the well ("explodes from within" is probably him poorly trying to explain something that was explained to him), and then uncapping it to resume pumping also costs money.He's suggesting that this will force them to take a deal.He's retarded at explaining things, but there is a string of logic here.
>>62158738Arent stonks just gambling but statistically biased towards you winning rather than losing?
>>62158751NVDA calls. it's their time to poomp.i expect around 1 to 2 QQQ red days though, be advised.
>>62158751I'm buying the SNDK dip. There will be one, there always is
>>62158061Congrats, dude. You're the man now, dawg.
alright i might buy ZIM putsLMAO
>>62158765haha yeah as a kid haha>>62158783why the fuck would you do that
Ok Smiggers. Last weeks vacation did cost me a fortune. They should close the market for two or three full weeks per year or so. Southern hemisphere can get phooked.Time to open the markets again. Are we fighting the FED, shorting Oil, or just buying calls for another two weeks?
>>62158787everybody wants to buy it for le free money
The new GPT is absolutely oneshotting Japan because it finally can generate cute girls reliably
>>62158792bobo plz get help
>>62158796They can't afford it.
>>62158794It's funny because AI is not raising productivity, it just makes software developers lazier
The market is going to pump because the "assassination-attempt" on trump failed, so one of potentially infinite attempts is gone, but that means there's the chance of one is gone down by 1 which itself each time is a reason to pump the market as that means that risk has decreased
>>62158796kek. i was in for the buyout and thought it would run at least close but nooo. took half off week of announcement then sold the rest once it started flirting with sub 28. but it looks like the deal could get axed at any moment and everybody wants to arb it. part of the buyout play was the shorts getting hammered but they've covered and everyone else has gotten long i imagine
>>62158783lol bruh
>>62158803it could be useful for programmers, you could use it to whip up a proof of concept quickly before writing something yourselfbut everyone is a lazy nigger who hates algorithm design, so they give into the temptation to just use it as a crutchniggers in computer science is ultimately the problem
>>62158807it doesnt look like the deal is getting axed at all, most of managment has put in 6 month notice to leave the company on account of the merger
>>62158803its okay we don't need to solve (or avoid worsening) the competence crisis for like to go up
>>62158681>4-5 buddiesYou don't have, and never will, 4-5 friends.
>>62158811then why is it at $26?
>>62158812line not like
>>62158812>>62158803Machine spirit prayer rituals soon
>>62158580Wow. Who knew that all of that wrench monkey'ing I did on 350s, 383s, 400 small blocks, etc would make me a zillion billionaire by 2030 :0
>>62158459>and a field mousewtf bro, if you're going to be hunting small animals for food, you may as well go full redneck and catch something with more than a few ounces of meat on it
>>62158537you will own nothing (including your own body) and you will pay for everything you don't own anyway and you will be happy
When you cap a producing well the pressure within the well builds unitl it indeed does explodeIran is very much at risk of exactly that happening
>>62158804HOWEVERStatistically it means we're getting closer to an assassination attempt to succeed
>>62158810That's not how AI is being used nowadays, and you don't actually have any clue how it's used. Please work with me here -- understand that it's a monumental task for me trying to to explain how AI is you are not actually peer who knows what I'm talking about. But in essence:neither is the case. It's not that developers are using it "as a crutch", or that "you could do good things with it, but people are doing lazy shit".Rather it is the case that a non-strictly guided AI will quickly produce a spaghetti codebase -- not at the individual lines of code level, but at the project architecture level. So if you now tell it "implement feature A", it will do that admirably, but if you then later, much later, say, "implement feature M" or even "feature Z", it will fail because it has created an unmaintainable codebase. Being a productive developer using AI requires decomposing tasks into certain units, then you dictate to the AI what it should do, with constraints, like what does it need to follow, and so on, and then wiring them correctly together.
>>62158823Just breed rabbits.
>>62158825I feel like the US is bringing this up for Iran to detract from it actually happening in the rest of the gulf
>>62158828lol
>>62158825As are the other affected gulf nations and Russia.
please let me buy back in
Can they physically deliver a barrel to me for 80 dollars?
>>62158828i get ur point but you talk like a fag & that doesn't go against anything i said
Do you guys actually understand what you are doing or is it something like sports betting?
>>62158832>>62158835>but the other gulf nationsWRONG
>>62158833>>62158839You sure sound like you have enough curiosity and IQ to make it as a trader
>>62158825aaaaaand somehow Gulf states aren't? This is the fucking elephant in the room here.Nobody gives a fuck about Iran getting cucked, they never mattered in the global oil exports.And somehow this shitty propaganda always mention Iran, when Gulf states are the ones that matter for this very matter.Man, and this shitty propaganda works on double digits IQ, at that. In,credible.
>>62158846also another retarded nigger
>>62158843you gonna back that up at all or am i just taking your word on that?
>>62158844enough IQ...i have smug posturing anime gifs as well
Double digits IQ retard spotted
>>62158849I don't have time to elaborate my notary is coming over to stamp some documents I had a jew sign under duress and I need to spend the rest of my day mowing my brand new fuckhuge lawn. Maybe pump some iron latershutting wells down is different than pumping less thobeit
>>62158842>no >sometimes
>>62158846if they can't store it just burn it im sure that's what the will do or shut it off (still damage)
Wait-you're telling me Tom Green's not Jewish??
How can I long uncrustables?
>>62158858short crusts
>>62158794Anime and gacha are some of the lowest common denominator shit and low-brow content you can have so it's no surprise AI can generate it reliably.
Food prices are starting to double up the chain over night, probably this week it's going to hit the end consumer.If food can double over night, what else is going to double?
>>62158868the number of times i shit my pants will double too
>>62158868The fuck are you on. It'll go higher, but won't double like that by next week. Stop spreading bullshit that will be used by "see? nothing ever happens" retards. Look at the time it took during covid for actual inflation, food included, to kick-in.
Not buying your bag boomers
I'm holding amazon and meta. Am I going to get double niggered on earnings this week?
>>62158803>coworkers using AI to convert between metric and imperialIf AI does absolutely nothing but let people be lazier (even at the expense of quality) it will as an still win in the end as an industry. Probably a bad sign for the rest of the economy though
>>62158883what's the point of longing individual large cap stocks? just buy a total market ETF with 90% of your portfolio and gamble the rest on futures
>>62158887based
>>62158885>coworkers using AI to convert between metric and imperialBoeing wagie spotted. Just to make it clear: I'm only boarding Aribuses and I'll make sure I continue to do so.Not that any plane will still fly by the end of the year, but still.
>>62158893what is this antichrist shit
>>62157961Bro $6000… LMAO these are the people who post here GOOD FUCKING GREIF. Literal lunch money
>>62158274wtf
All those Americans wasting money on weight loss jabs right before food gets too expensive to eat ...Pottery.
>>62158887>what's the point of longing individual large cap stocksliterally more upside for almost free?
>>62158868>Food prices are starting to double up the chain over night, probably this week it's going to hit the end consumer.Yeah, food prices are bad. Meat, vegatables.Do you know what pirates pay for corn?A "buccaneer"!
>>62158922
>>62158828>trying to to explain how AI is you are not actually peer who knows what I'm talking aboutDid you have a stroke?
>>62158935>Groans in british
>>62158828>Spaghetti code was never an issue before AII love this cope. 99.9% of the world ran on spaghetti before AI was a buzzword.
>>62158893>>62158904>bonsai kitten 2.0
>>62158907I know, I know its slightly pathetic. but the economy is so bad that most people dont even have 6000$.... in any form of asset or let alone cash
https://fortune.com/2026/04/25/us-oil-production-outlook-crude-prices-permian-shale-drillers-trump-iran-war/>U.S. oil producers aren’t coming to the rescue despite high prices as mistrust and chaos hit outlook. The ‘market is being manipulated’
i bought many prop firm evaluations, i am planning on longin at market open because the price will probably go up
>>62158944At least in the past as long as you had the original guys who worked on the spaghetti code you can get one in to explain how to navigate it. Maybe clean it up at a later date.
>>62158952average white millennial has 80k networth which is not bad
>>62158957what's the median?
>>62158956Now ai can help with that. It can help you figure out legacy code without the original shitters.
>>62158953Bullish for my African oil!
>>62158960bruh still thinks shit like that matteters. bro ai gonna make the stock market go up forever
Go all in on market open, guys. Things will only go up.
>>62158404I just check the newspaper for stocks at or near ATH. If the P/E is below 15 I look at the financials online. All you need to see are earnings and cash going up and liabilities not being too much larger than assets. If all the fundamentals look good then I check the technicals for a good entry point. Is RSI low? Are the Bollinger bands narrow? Candlesticks bullish? That's it really.
>>62158054>>62158365newfag here. Can someone explain the pear eater memes?
>>62158610>seatbelt beepjust unplug the beeper module or take a soldering iron to the piezo element. you do understand basic electronics, right?
>>62158963i think a lot of perceived value has been built up into the valuation of our senior engineer friends positions these past 40 years from leveraging the power of "the original guy knows. call him"
>>62158977yep, trump changed the game. he found out how to make everyone ritch so now the price is gonna go to infinity
>>62158737The hate on traders comes from seeing want to get rich quick as some kind of moral failing. If you try to achieve anything more than 8% a year in an index fund you must be some kind of insecure loser who is doomed to fail because just world fallacy.
>>62158984just random shit from ex-/qa/ fruits
This but unironically. Huge earnings this week with big tech and QCOM pumping us through the stratosphere on obvious capex spending and near infinite demand for AI.
>>62158966redpill me on african oil
>>62158994oh, ok..
>>62158996I wouldn't touch African oil with a 20 foot pole.
>>62158810Won't we possibly reach a point where no-one codes anything so the knowledge becomes lost and AI becomes it's own species having to produce themselves with humans unable to replicate it?
>>62159000it's not African oil per se but foreign run countries exploitating african oil that i find interesting
>>62159004priced in
>>62158989I see it from both ends at my job. I can tell it’s not gonna be long til it replaces me. But I also work with so many retards that can’t even use AI. Don’t have to outrun the bear sort of situation for now.
>>62159004not at this rate because it doesn't make shit that works when completely left to its own devices, like the other anon saidpeople will always need to come in and change its diaper at the very leasti don't see LLMs advancing any further than they have, barring an actual breakthrough (none has happened in the past 8 years) in the underlying tech, which would essentially be a breakthrough in abstract maththey require huge datasets, every one of them relies on data from 30+ years of a cooperative internet, which is a miracle it happened and was recordedthere's an upper limit to the amount that hardware can make the shit better, it will ultimately be limited by the quality & organization of the data it's trained onbut yeah as it stands, there will always be demand for people to fix backlogs of AI slop as it becomes unusable over the course of monthseven if this weren't the case, and you could trust AI to make some shit on its own for years on end, there would still be a demand to make handwritten software in the classical sense, designing algorithms etc, in order to create a better product than what the slopper companies are making
>>62159000working perfectly fine
>>62159004Have we ever lost technology before? I don't think so. Ancient civilizations never had the technology we do now, that's why nothing they ever built has lasted long.
>>62158907Why do rich investors laugh at poor investors? How is being given $100k to start with by your mom a flex? At least the guy with 6k is trying
>>62159015a lot of things they built DID last long, thoughiethat being said, only the best of their structures survived for centuriesthe little shit mud shacks or poor quality structures wouldn't have lasted this long, so it's a survivorship bias thing
>>62159016because you’re on 4chan. Everyone here is a rude asshole.
>>62159000This is some Mad-Max shit.
>>62159008>can do dumb shit like this and dont need to worry about some nannie state bureaucrat stopping youHonestly seems comfy in africa, at least if you ignore the high risk of being raped, killed, and or robbed
I only got one (you) for making a leeroy Jenkins reference yesterday. I thought it was pretty funny.
BAKER
>>62159008This is sad desu. Had he been born in the West he may have had a career in automotive design.
>>62159023facts
>>62159025there is literally nothing stopping you from making a car out of cardboard and making a 54 second clip of you driving it on your own property white boy, whatever happened to the faustian spirit>>62159031he could have been a future doctor brothis is why we need to import 7 billion indians
>>62159027Sorry I must have missed it, I would have given you a (You). I remember finding that video hilarious when I was in high school.
>>62159015Concrete, steam engines, moon rockets
>>62158985Why not just wear the fucking life saving wonder tech of the 20th century?Why do some people insist on being spastics?
Can we bake and talk stocks please? These sundays suck hard.
>>62159050>>62159050>>62159050
>>62159045everyone is nervous and woman-like on sundays...
>>62159034I thought of using e-bike parts to make my own electric car but Johnny Law will bust me as soon as I turn onto the highway.
>>62159016A lot of Americans are just playing with their 401ks. They don't actually have any real money.
>>62159054you're too lazy to meet gov standards is your problem. That's why no one will ever remember you rolling a truck down for investors that want to see a working protoypet. boat builder
>>62159025>raped, killed, and or robbedAndSipstea.jpg.
>>62159073based
>>62159022>>62159039I'm being facetious
>>62158825>When you cap a producing well the pressure within the well builds unitl it indeed does explodehow to tell everyone you are a no petroleum engineer retard
>>62158842>Do you guys actually understand what you are doing or is it something like sports betting?yes. just give it too maor weaks
>>62158758it's gonna pump.
>>62158993it's funny because they're the same people posting about how based it is being a lawyer or something making 250k a year and 100k in bonuses or some shit.>it's okay when I'm in a profession with absurdly high compensation>it's not fair if you pull off a crazy trade and match my compensation one year because the market is being IRRATIONALARINO
>>62159536i will kms
>>62159042I believe it's everyone's right to be a retard. We need fewer warning labels and more freedom in the world.Seatbelts are great but I don't want a machine screaming at me. If I want to run pfSense or OpenWRT on my network gear, it's also my right. If I want to run Linux, it's on me to make sure it's configured properly. If I want to mod my car and use open source self-driving AI models I should be able to do that as well. Not fond of nanny tech bullshit.
>>62159004very few people at this point understand x86 assembly but civilization keeps chugging along somehow
>>62159918>>62159004these things aren't lost in time, they are just preserved and referred to. we know how to speak latin despite it being "dead". we have all the reference sheets. anybody with enough interest and time can learn them again.
>BTC broke 79Everything is going to pump. I think it might rally to 90 and dump hard, it's just slowly being sold off chunk by chunk since 122.
