>Educational sites:https://www.investopedia.comhttps://www.khanacademy.org/economics-finance-domain>Financial TV Streams:https://www.newslive.com/american/cnbc.htmlhttps://www.livestreamy.net/bloomberg/>Charts:https://www.tradingview.comhttps://www.finscreener.comhttps://www.portfoliovisualizer.com>Screeners: so you feel like in the movieshttps://finviz.com/https://etfdb.com/>Gambling:https://www.optionsplaybook.com/options-introduction/https://www.optionsprofitcalculator.comhttps://optionstrat.com/https://www.optionistics.com/quotes/option-prices>Pre-Market and Live data:https://www.investing.com/indices/indices-futureshttps://finance.yahoo.com/>Calendarshttps://www.marketwatch.com/economy-politics/calendarhttps://www.earningswhispers.com/calendarhttps://www.cmegroup.com/trading/interest-rates/countdown-to-fomc.htmlhttps://www.mortgagenewsdaily.com/data/building-permits>Boomer Investing 101: so zoomers with meme stocks can outperform youhttps://www.bogleheads.org/wiki/Getting_startedhttps://www.sec.gov/search-filings>Misc smg:https://www.financialjuice.com/homehttps://finance.yahoo.com/trending-tickershttps://market24hclock.com/https://www.dividendchannel.com/drip-returns-calculatorhttps://brokerchooser.com/https://www.chathamfinancial.com/technology/us-market-rates>NEW THREAD: Copy-paste the following when making a new thread:https://pastebin.com/NyzbAsX4Previously on /smg/>>62169018
> nows
Is it safe to go all in on PLTR?
Dubs and the market wubs
>NOK>NOK>NOK>NOK
What edition is this?
>>62169656>>62169659
>>62169647Take the good with the bad and sprinkle it all with enough spice to disguise what is fouled.
The cause of this war is South Korea. South Korea is famous for Samsung and K-pop. Because South Korea smuggled strategic materials into Iran, Iran was able to acquire weapons of mass destruction, including biological weapons. South Korean Firms Violate International Controls on Shipping Materials for WMDs to Iran and Syriahttps://japan-forward.com/south-korean-firms-violate-international-controls-on-shipping-materials-for-wmds-to-iran-and-syria/S. Korea should clearly explain fire-control radar incidenthttps://mainichi.jp/english/articles/20181228/p2a/00m/0na/017000c
>>62169643im so fucking turbo retarded kms
>>62169660dumbass japanese pachinko gamblers blaming all of their gambling life problems on Koreans- edition
>>62169668Safe? No. Best time to do it if you are going to? Yes.
>>62169676YOU'RE ANONYMOUS WHAT DID YOU DO
>>62169656i dunno probably not
i'm legitimately mad at myself for selling my COCO calls for profit yesterday without even bothering to see when they were reporting earnings. A measly 25% gain instead of 250%
One last ride
>>62169660We don't need an edition everytime. Words can not always encapsulate everything that /smg/ is you plebeian scum. It's whatever fucking edition you want it to be, life is a gamble!
why didnt i buy nokia..
>>62169693>gambleGODS
I'M CHUDDING OUT
>oil up 6%>SPX down 0.09%
>>62169656yeah, but TQQQ is better.
>>62169684was a gay bear
I'm tired boss
I’ve done it half of my portfolio is in a S&P 500 mutual fund. Soon I will only have money in this mutual fund and AAPL
Any opinions on SCHW this week? I feel like all the calls and puts for earnings are gonna blast it.
>>62169707>SNDKGODS
how do you time when it all starts tumbling down?
This is starting to get scary, friends.At first I wanted a crash so I could get a good entry.Now I'm afraid of the crash because of how bad it's going to be. People are going to starve. Not me, of course, but people.
>>62169707Dude, weed
Ahhhhh red dildo
>>62169690wtf powell is dying?
>>62169707What the fuck where is SOXL? Also I hate Jews.
>>62169713Time in the market beats timing the market.
>>62169699looks like BRICS is getting priced out of oil after all LFG.
>>62169713I buy and I wait 15 minutes or so
>>62169699Stop noticing specific irregularities. Your eyes are not meant to focus, but sway around.
WTFWT
MIRAN LEAKED THE RATEHIKE (he still voted for a cut)
>>62169714It's impossible to starve in America>>62169726YOU ARE SCARING ME I'M NT LOOKING
I don't get itwhy isn't oil tanking on the UAE leaving
>>62169732uae cannot produce or ship shit atm
>>62169719> SOXL Market General
there was an anon who bought hood and sofi calls and both are down 15% since earnings.
>>62169732hmmmm
>>62169730I WISH I DIDN'T LOOKIT'S FUCKING OVER
buckle the fuck up
>>62169700I'm gonna have to stop you right there pal. We're not putting cars on his head. Food was one thing, but this is too much.
>>62169740HOLD HOLD HOOOLD TRUST THE PLAN
I'm glad the "kek oil baggies" and "short oil" retards here are (were) my counterpart.
>>62169726More war news from Axios
>>62169738Nice I'm not the only one who remembers that guy. I'm waiting to see how META does because he also bought META calls.
>>62169705you'll actually make money doing that. be careful.
>34% up with wheateveryone is in oil while I made 34% within 3 weeks with fucking wheat
>>62169752You don't speculate with food. Period.
>>62169732The memes from that sperg out crack me up everytime
>>62169732The UAE Finance minister explained it himself yesterday:"Our exit won't affect oil prices for a while because the Strait of Hormuz is closed"It's pretty obvious once you think about it.
>>62169752weat raped me when russia attacked ukraine and i'm still traumatized and wont go back
>>62169752Why not both, being a war profiteer feels so fucking good
Are we bullish?Did we get some good news?
>>62169756this, that is one insane market softs are the biotech of futures
oil will be at $110 tonighttrump gonna tweet something tomorrow premarket to try and pop the market and it won't go his way
>>62169752this >>62169756at least be more ethical and speculate on weapons ffs
>>62169765Bullish but I just heard bad news
>>62169738this bobo looks like he just took a nice big shit
>>62169756Yes you do
>>62169742officer I think your radar gun is broken
Today is the final bottom in metals and uranium. This is your last good entry.
>>62169752>>62169756>>62169766And I'll explain why. If "shit hits the fan" I will steal and even use violence to get food. I don't think I will necessarily do the same with oil/gasoline etc. Food is the only thing you actually really need.
>>62169742
wait there was no oil coming from the middle east this whole time???
>>62169779is this financial advice, Lord Sephiroth?
>>62169780just don't do it on soft futures buy some equites that are tied to agri if you want exposure lol
Kek short oil baggies
>>62169784Ahh there they were I was looking for those this morning
It's over (again) for Rajesh
>>62169785The only real steady oil export from the ME is Saudi Arabia's western port. This will last until Iran drone bombs the pipeline that sends oil from the east to west Saudi Arabia.
>>62169791or the Houthis close the strait and make the travel time take a week or two extra (or they directly attack the suez canal with drones which is something i have heard very few people outside of OSINT spaces talk about)
I need an ice cold oliet bangs
>Be IranianAn entire nation of supposedly abused populace can't rise up against a broken dysfunctional regime
Imagine being one of the people who saw the shitshow occurring in the middle east, correctly deduced that oil supply was fucked, longed oil and got liquidated by a market that decided to ignore reality for a few months just because orange man said so. Even thinking about it is rage inducing.
>>62169802its almost like you can buy equites and not risk getting diddled by margin and expiration
>>62169802nuh uh it's funny
NVDA 220 pump soon?
>>62169802Nothing ever happens doe
>>62169785This is the kind of anon that still bought the meme500 and memedaq100 or whatever and keeps piling in its 401KI'm glad you guys are my counterpart.
>>62169802Don’t forget oil jeet.He tried shorting oil at the starting line (lol)
>>62169732>Open the strait... Now... Or I will end you.
>>62169732Bankers need to exit their longs and dump to retail first.
>I don't think they can allow oil to be this high for long. It's going back to 80 dollars. It can't be 105 for this long
Bullbros I wasn’t even that euphoric last week
>>62169802Which is why you simply buy oil companies and let the fake paper market do its manipulated shit. Won't matter to me. You can't fill cars and planes tanks with future oil contracts. You could still make use of a steam engine with them, I have to admit.
People literally do back breaking work and for much longer hours than you guys… how is it fair you make their daily/hourly/weekly wage doing jack shit.
>>62169802desu shorting oil at the beginning of the war was the most interesting trade imo at the time but it seems like the interest has died down and now oil will just begin its ascent to $200
>>62169802did you not watch the other times the markets bought trump's bullshit until they ran out of runway?on some level it's even understandable. who on earth would believe trump would obviously want to cuck out only to neither cuck out or go all in but do the worst of both worlds?
>>62169732Why would UAE leaving effect the price of 2026 oil when the strait is still very closed and OPEC already cut any production caps during this crisis ?
>>62169834No it won't.
>>62169802What a spooky fictional scenario man you should write for the x files haha
>>62169739>strait of Hormuz just leads to a dead endWhy did no one tell me this? I'm pretty sure big white middle class Christian bankers and WASP oil traders have just used the strait being closed to squeeze us little guys for our money. Make greed illegal and OIL goes back to $60.
>>62169741Bros, I think Mr. Axios figured out that we figured out what he was playing and now he reversed it to pump oil when we are waiting for the Axios dump.
will Warsh immediately cut interest rates like Trump demands? can someone tell me how this will affect silver??
>>62169823
I can definitely see that production spike that's supposed to compensate the entire Middle East oil lossI totally can see itDefinitely
There more pressure for an incel/bachelor tax. Men are gonna get rekt bros.
>>62169851Yeah it's right there
HENLO JEROMEHENLO JEROMEHENLO JEROMEHENLO JEROMEHENLO JEROMEHENLO JEROMEHENLO JEROME
>>62169851Oil was 120 dollars a barrel a while ago.
>>62169854WHY ARE YOU SCREAMING
>>62169849He can't unilateraly do anything. The Fed board (12 people) votes on rate changes.The most he can do is boo-hoo whine and cry about how he wants rate cuts but if the votes aren't there then he won't get them.
>>62169854fuck you
>>62169849Why does he look like a Jeet?
>>62169802>longed oil and got liquidated by a market that decided to ignore reality for a few monthsHow do you know me so well? Are you spying on me?
>>62169849Trump choosing this guy itself was a big surprise. Expect anything to happen. idk
>>62169851This isn't possible Was fox news and tbe trump admkn lying to us?
>>62169852>xitter ragebait
>>62169852should be a foid tax if they want to actually move the needle since women initiate most divorce
>>62169839I think it will. I think Americans will tolerate $6, $8, even $10 for a gallon of oil and especially for the right reasons.
>>62169864he's italian
>>62169872Gas smas. That's not the real moneyhole
Probably the craziest earnings schedule day in years. What are we gambling on today?
>>62169877QCOMM
key takeaways about the loses average losers guy:>boomerok i'll give him a pass on that one>protestantok now my israeli senses are tingling >extremely charitablemeaning jews will be ok with giving you the money since it will be going back to their 501c3 coffers anyway>unwilling to mention insider trading when talking about warren buffets profits ok now he's being genuinely dishonest>talks about how charitable finance people in the 90s were like he is perplexed by the reason whyyea its really easy to give the doorman a $100 bill when you just raked in $10k from the casino that day and all you had to do was stand there with a cigarette in your hand for a few mins because the markets were so easy to game back then. also those same guys are still very charitable. they now donate to gender affirming care leftist orgs >shills how easy it was to spot (in hindside) complex economic conditions that led to some of his alleged big money trades maybe, im sure he's a bright guy, but seems to me like hes more of a good goy if you know what i mean. was left unimpressed. if i see you in the street paul, im scalping a tenth of a tick off you simple as
>>62169877More retardation, d'uh
>>62169872Everyone thinks it will go to 200 but that's why it's going to hang out around 80 to 110
>>62169849>can someone tell me how this will affect silver??crab upwards with real estate while underperforming tech/bitcoin probably.
>>62169882was there always an apostrophe on 'duh'?
help me, I should invest more money in my boring global index etf, but there's always new sexy stocks tempting me
I'm getting shit on by both asts and rklb. Also IREN shitting on me. Also RIOT. I bought Jan 2017 calls and it instantly took a dump. Never buy calls on Monday...Only my and sndk saving my ass. Are the other stocks going to recover? This is not iran/oil related at this point. That's why my vxus is shitting tho.
>>62169872gas is already $8/gallon in California though.
>>62169849recession is gonna hit silver much more than gold, just saying
>>62169833I don't know about fairness, but I also never assumed life was fair.In any case, the social function arising from the self-interested activity of stock market speculation is the provisionment of liquidity to equity markets. This probably doesn't mean anything to people doing "back breaking work", but it's a fundamental part of keeping capitalism working. It's not seen until it's missed, like plumbing.When executed properly, speculation is evidently an extremely rewarding activity, which could make you believe it's very important.On the other hand, there's no shortage of people capable of doing back breaking work and back breaking work is by definition something with very low added value. It's the opposite with speculation. Only a small minority do it well and the value added is pretty transparent.
>>62169802>correctly deduced that oil supply was fucked, longed oilthis is the kind of trade somebody who isn't familiar with the spasticity of oil and gas would make. natty gas is aptly called the widowmaker and oil isn't much better.
Maybe those people who said the big oil crunch will hit in the later half of 2026 were right…
How you guys doing today? The SOXL dip would have had me worried but I only put up half my cash for the puts I sold so still good here. >>62169833It’s not fair but if hard work really paid off the mule would own the farm.
>>62169802>market that decided to ignore realityThe market is always right, THOUGH
>>62169860Powell may stay on the FED board I heard. i swear i will make an altar to Warsh if he digs me out of this grave. NEVER A SILVER BAGGIEgonna lay out a tarot for Divine Favour
Do something Trump
NOOOOOOWTFWT
>>62169741The fuck? Why is Walter doing this to us man
>>62169907Cute
JEROME? HENLO????
>>62169752>another wheat chad
>>62169925>>62169928Niggers
Canadian bear 3x leveraged oil ticker HOD is on a massive sale and based on my on extremely quick look at their site it seems like no splits are being announced
>>62169765only bad news, which is bullish
jerome.....
SAVE US AXIOSBERG SAAAAARRR
IS WE getting a stimulus?
People are sleeping on $RVI despite it being up 50% in a little over a month.
it's over
>>62169935>oil bears going broke Not surprising
>>62169924>all eu trump groupies trying to dissociate from hima bit too late Tbh
Fuck the market made me break my no fap and I jacked it twice already
You know we'll get a (last) retardpump tonight in the aftermarket, and thus tomorrow.They are set on milking every single last dollar they can out of it, and the the institutional will just leave you the king-sized bags. Always the same old story, works every single time.
>>62169954Rookie numbers etc etc
>>62169849why are his hands white is he like a reverse michael jackson
>massive tech earnings beat>reports come in of USA-Iran secret talks that have been happening for the last 3 daysI feel something coming.
>>62169966> 12:32pm Israeli Channel 12: Israel's Prime Minister Netanyahu will speak with Trump within the next hour.
I love paying $6 a gallon!Trump deserves 2 ballrooms!
>>62169788Hey! My post!(I closed that piece of shit play and went long this morn)
I wish there wasn't market noise, but there is. We know where this is going
>>62169959my theory is that they are desentitizing people to catastrophes like covid and oil prices, so that when tehy do pull the rug nobody will take it seriously and people will get slaughtered in the markets. because they like their numerologo, prolly in 2029 just for the lols
>>62169974it begins
V activated.
IREN will pump to 60 after earnings todayI have foreseen it
>>62169966>secret talks This is like 1 month old news
how the fuck do you actually quit porn bros it feels like my nuts are going to explode and yet i can't cum
>>62169980In 2 hours we're going to learn that Bibi was just calling Trump to congratulate him on the good news about the ballroom. Then we hit a new ATH.
>my oil just keeps going upis this how semiconducter fags feel?
>>62169988As someone who has trouble too, I find being busy is the best answer. Feeling good about yourself helps me too, so maybe pick up a hobby that you are good at
SELL TSLAI REPEAT: SELL TSLADO NOT BUY TSLA CALLSTHIS IS NOT A DRILL
>Israeli Channel 12: Netanyahu will speak with Trump within the next hourIt's over over. The dog is getting the call.
>>62169998Actually I think it is a drill
>based on vessel tracking, the US exported more crude and refined products last week than Saudi Arabia, Russia, Kuwait, Iraq and Iran *combined>this is happening when oil is hitting ATHswait, is the US actually getting rich off this?
>>62169989>chuddapostingIn the current state of global events and affairs, a war NOT happening is would be the real unexpected happening
I lost my life savings to ASTSwill I hold these bags forever??
>>62170003OKAY THEN IN THAT CASE:BUY TSLA
What the hell is going on with OIL? Where are Bessent and Trump? No more TACO?
>>62170009No cards
>>62170008NONO IT'S A DRILL AS IN IT'S DRILLING AAAAAA
>>62170012WHY DONT THEY JUST PRINT MORE CARDS?
>>62170005>wait, is the US actually getting rich off this?Definitely in the oil sector. However, the economy being volatile globally has lowered US sales in other sectors.
>>62170005Lolno, not even true lmao. Imagine exporting your strategic reserves at currently suppressed prices. Look at where the money is. Look at chyna hoarding their oil and not releasing a single drop from its reserves. And THEN watch them make bank of it when prices become real again.
XOM or WDC / SNDK?
My BWC is twitching is this bearish of bullish?
>>62170022SNDK
>>62170005>more crude and refined products last week than Saudi Arabia, Kuwait, Iraq and Iran *combined0 + 0 + 0 + 0 = 0
>>62170021US has massive oil reserves though and they have VZ reserve too. China strat doesn’t make sense because they wanted to leap frog into EVs.
>>62169690Do it Jerome, raise the rates 100 bepis points, you can aave the American middle class. Do it Jerome raise the rates. Plz Jerome, plz halp Jerome. Jerome can you hear me? I'm struggling, plz raise the rates 100 bepsi points. Plz a transitory rate hike, just one plz 100 bepsi points. I'm so hungry Jerome, plz raise the rates, just a mere 100 bepsi points.
>>62170032:( *hugs and kisses you on the cheek*
I bought some Chipotle.
wow wonder what this means???
>>62170017BECAUSE THE CARDS ARE MADE OF OIL AND THERE IS NONE. NO CRYING IN THE CASINO
>>62170023How come on robinhood the price of bitcoin is around 75795 dollars. But when I go to buy it, the asking price is 76444 dollars?
>>62170009>>62170012Something always happens at $110. They should just declare victory or something who cares. I'm considering shorting right now
>>62170021how much strategic reserves do countries have left now? It's what's keeping gas prices relatively stable for many countries temporarily.Is there a website to see the levels?
>>62170023Top of the bottom.
>>62170030well his math is correct
>>62170014No you're thinking of The Boring Company, it's another scam by Elon.
>>62170042robinhood has "zero fee" crypto trading, but the fee is baked into their higher than usual premium/price spread.
I'm losing a fucking roommate (900 dollars a month) and probably not getting another due to other shit in my lifeShould I just liquidate stocks to pay down a 5% mortgage, or suck it up and leave my stocks alone so they grow like 25% a year?
>>62170038Pictures of 3 guys marmalading their cocks up Melanias hole might be about to drop. Depending of Taco factor.
oilchads we are so back
>>62170005>US profits massively from high oil prices>China profits massively from EVs and SolarIt's just good business!
>>62170052That makes me angry
>>62170005Did we finally drill baby drill? Where are we getting oil, I feel like we need to raid alaska if we haven't already, tired of that useless shithole
>>62170062bout time
RELEASE THE WARSH CUT
>>62170031It makes perfect sense. Given the greedy pedos that run America can’t think longer than one election or economic scam. Chinese knew this was coming. And don’t be surprised if the US reserve level is either over reported. Or being promised to keep oil spiking these last few weeks. Either way. The way you think things are. Ain’t.
>>62170067insane amount of oil in the US, the main prohibition is government regulations
>>62170055kek
>>62170038ANOTHER TRILLION TO ISRAEL
>>62169986it's probably largely tied to bitcoin's price in the algorithms, but we will see forsooth..
news about to drop
>>62170009Do what? Tripple embargo the embargo? Iran is collapsing remember. Why should the US have to do anything. Surely you don’t doubt the narrative? What are you. A COMMIE!!?
>>62170075Fuck that shit. I'm a solar power hippie, but in the mean time I want to frack the fuck out of a single mother's homeless shelter if it meant cheaper gas.
>>62170067We're selling out of inventories. We cannot drill oil this quickly with existing infrastructure. It would take years to build up to a point where this could be sustained.
Hmmm how should I deploy my cash? Any ideas?
>>62170090SNXX
Is accelerated warrant expiry good news or bad news? You guys never talk about warrants.
>>62170007>I lost my life savings to ASTSmy average price is about $50 and I got in late. There will be one more pump before ASTS CEO finally blows it once and for all and you can unload then. A large holder is selling like 15 million shares and combined with the short Bezos limp rocket the sentiment and price is down. If AST announces another sat launch but two or three at a time the stock will move, if launch is successful the price will rip, then doomp it protect your capital. At least you are not Archer anon.
WHY THE FUCK IS WALTER BLOOMBERG AND DAVID AXIOS BETRAYING US ALL OF A SUDDEN
>>62170005shhhhh. lower your tone.
> futures
>>62170086FUCK I HATE OUR RETARDED ASS GOVERNMENT CONSTANTLY TAKING STEPS BACK EVERY TIME THE OTHER PARTY GETS ELECTED THIS IS LITERALLY MOUNTAINS IN CHINA, NOT FUCKING AI. CHINA WON'T GIVE A FUCK AND CRY LIKE BABIES EVERY TIME THOSE GOAT FUCKERS IN THE MIDDLE EAST HAVE A TEMPER TANTRUM
>>62170101>they actually go away as he's eating them
>>62170075US signed more oil leases under Biden than Trump. US shale is more expensive than Middle East crude and everybody sees the writing on the wall for oil demand. Might happen sooner, might happen later, but peak oil is happening sometime this decade.
>>62170054Stop taping your rentoids in the bog. You landlard.
>>62170106we did just fine with oil above 120 in 2014, peak oil is a meme
>>62170054Pray the rosary on it several times a day and wait for the word of God to tell you >>62170038They have completely killed all of the Iranian leaders again and won the war again for the 60th time please believe
it seems that people many analysts be it military or financial are completely ignoring the -->Suez <--risk factor if war is to resume between the united states and Iran, one of the main reasons that the bush CSG went around Africa is because of the suez canal and not the bab al-mandab , meaning drones and missiles would have their best shot at it, i think we could see if action resumes the houthis block of the bab al-mandab and then iran/hezbollah/houthis block of the Suez by striking ships inside it with drones to cause a blockage like the Evergrande did completely destroying global shipping
>>62169707nok mentioned, iagmi
>>62170107he was getting a great deal, and he was too poor to afford his own place anyways. I bought the house but gave him the master bedroom, with utilities included, I don't feel bad at all that most people are too fucking stupid with their money that even a room shared with other roommates is too expensive. If they don't like it, buy your own house. No wait, gotta have daily starbucks though.
>>62170114drones and missiles from where michael?going around africa added less than 2 days transit time, avoided the middle east entirely and allowed them to swing by diego garcia
>>62169988start a project that you cannot stop thinking aboutyou become like a monk
>>62170035
>>62170129<Heavy's voice> No!
>>62170125>drones and missiles from where michael?The same ones that hit Cyprus turkey and (missed) diego garcia
USOOOOOHHHHHHHH
>>62170134obviouslyjust growing old and dying waiting for the houthis to find their balls
>>62170125ah reading that again my wording was a bit off but what i meant was the aircraft carrier when transiting the suez is trapped and is the most vulnerable to drones it can get, as opposed to open ocean
>>62169852I think women should be taxed based on how many sexual partners they've had. I don't know how we'd track this data though.
>>62170123Did the same for a friend and once. He nearly burned the fucking place down twice. Terrible alcoholic.
>oil $107ngl, this aint too great
>>62169852what a fucktarded slutthe reality is more bitches less money
How are the earnings going?
LAUNCH THE TACO NOW
coconut water now up 25% on the day and i'm still the only one talking about what happened to you guys you used to be cool
Hey SMIGGERS would you hold LLY till tomorrow earnings or it's gonna drop like plummet tomorrow?
>>62170064Kek it does feel evil when you first learn about it but Robinhood's spreads are still lower than any US exchange I think, especially Coinbase which is the worst offender with its Simple/Retail mode. Advanced mode isn't as bad but simple mode is pure wealth extraction.
>brent 119.76
Oh Jerome wwhyyyy won't you raise the bepsi points. Transitory inflation you say? Transitory rate hikes I say. Ohhhhh Jerome why won't you raise the bepsiiii points.....Oh Jerome the bespi points....100 points is all I'm asking of you....ohhh Jerome plz the 100 bepsi points AAAAAAA JEROME 100 BESPI POINTS PLZZZZZZ
well, i'm not going to sell my puts now. i'm prepared to lose everything
>>62170163cute!
>>62170161Why is Brent a woman? AI has a long way to go.
>>62170164i opened a strangle but i feel like i'm the one getting strangled
>>62170163I love you anon
>>62170168its from the r/oil sub, some redditor had a wet dream over a barrel of oil
>>62170155we /nacho/ now(Not A Chance Hormuz Opens)
Oil? OIL.
>>62170176OIL
Oilbros getting uppity...
>OIL
>>62170181you ain't seen nothin yet>>62170178>memez id
Thankfully the "kek oil baggies" pajeet offed himself.The irony being he'll turn into oil in due time.
>>62170176>mfw i made $300 SHORTING oil today
>>62170187I FUCKING KNEEL
>>62170161Was this morning. Let me see what Urals is now.
>>62170181You niggies tried to shame us for being kek babbies. Now it's Payback time
is it time?
I bought some Amazon too. Playing around with the earnings call corps today. Dipping my toes in the pool.
new>>62162799>>62162799>>62162799>>62162799
>>62170186those who short oil become oil, those whose bless oil will receive oil
just oil shorts covering or is oil about to rip?
>>62170198Faggot
>>62170173based..
>>62170198ok, you got me to click hahaalso: fuck you
>>62170202feels like shorts covering due to the news today
JEROME WE NEED A FIX
GRRR IS BREAKING OUT Y'ALL
>>62170202both
if you didn't buy an hour ago you missed the generational ASTS bottom
FUCK THIS I'M ON BLOGTV WITH MY FUCKING HANDS UP
>>62170219IM NOT STARTING MYSELF
helloEdit: thank you for 100 likes that's the most likes I've got ever
>>62170173
Soon™
>>62170094I dont get ithow the fuck does a company not think about how hard can it be to put the sats abouthow is this even alloweddid they never question>we rely on meme company that is bought by bezos>we have no control over if our product actually gets to be useful and goes to orbit as we wantaaaa get me my money back
>>62170214Did you listen anon? :3
now im only down 5%
>>62170238Sweet summer child
>>62170238Minors?
MSFT?
>>62170250yes
Retard here, I gots a question:If I buy this, let's say 100 of it, where/when does the accumulation part come in (this is the "compound interest" one, right) ? How does it work differently than a normal stock?
Spy is bull flagging
OPEC likely to announces production hike (shocking no one)
>>62170252the divvies accumulate automatically instead of going as cash to your account
>>62170250gm sir please invest the MSFT shares
>>62170257how is that oil getting to market?
>>62170253I don’t know what this means I just wanted to say it
>>62170262Don't ask
>>62170264be carefull with that bull flag anon
>>62170267kek
>>62170257Lol the UAE left OPEC because it wanted to produce more oil.OPEC did this to prevent more members with similar minds from leaving.
>>62170242My folio is mostly junior minors right now. All of them apart from 1 have synchronized their dips to piss me off. There's "good" news releasing frequently about progress and they did pump a little 2 weeks ago so I'm standing by.
SPY is coalaing
>>62169647>us10y
>>62170261>>62170251thank you so much
>>62170250Microsoft has been underperforming every boomer ETF for a while. It will have one really good day then inevitably plummet another 3% the next day. The next time microsoft has a really good day I'll probably drop it for good.
>>62170278YOU SICK FUCK
>>62170276We need peace in mid east oil... Yesterday
HGRAF's coatings partner on the OTC. Halted on the ASX until news tomorrow.
>>62170282Isn't that good day going to be today? Earnings call is today at 5:30 ET, seems they've had good profits.
>>62170289Bullish
> got fucked on both sofi and hood >sofi is a December leap so I dont really care, there is time>sold a 75 put on hood and will probably be assigned in lmao 2 weeks- down 6%
O shit, storage is dumping. BROS!!! RUN!!!!!!!!!
>>62170282We both know you'll think it finally going to moon and you buy more instead
>oilfuck me
>>62170260Damn, technology!
ooooh wtfwt is it a good sign?
i wouldn't mind paying less for gas. but it's for important goals, right? then it's fine
>>62170297I'M NOT SELLING FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU AAAAAAAAAAAAAA
If Nokia is doing great, shouldn't Ericsson also catch up eventually? They seem to be forever crabbing.I would assume they also are going to do what Nokia is doing right now.
>>62170293I have zero facts to back this up, but I feel like the last two earnings calls were positive or meets expectations and they still dropped like 5%I hope it goes up like 12% so I can sell this shit and just buy an electric car, but odds are it'll go down a bit because adoption of the new fucking Bing AI is slower than expected or some stupid shit like that or the "general public backlash" against data centers.
>$107 WI>$120 Brent
>>62170295SoFi is such a fucking retarded reddit midwit company >Bank with no retail presence so it filters out the boomers>Zoomers and Gen Alpha invest their money in high risk assets because they know it's all or nothing >Only competitive advantage is a high yield savings account that's barely better than a fidelity brokerage base SPAXX positionI really don't think there's that much of a market for a bank for soillenial HYSA enjoyers.
and just like that, a new generation of oil baggies was born.
>>62170311that seems fucking retardedis ericcson adding Ai into their flip phones or whatever nokia is doing to cause the move?
PENTAGON TO SEND FORD CARRIER HOME FROM THE MIDDLE EAST - WASHINGTON POS
Is Jerome going to take a big fat dump on the market?
>>62170198Die nigger.Go in massive debt and die.
>>62169802Goi, did you really think it would be that easy to make money? You're a fucking idiot and honestly deserve this.
>>62170314They have good earnings and clientele. Fintech is just getting fucked atm. Also zoomers will stop buying memecoins once the boomers die off and they enter the job market in earnest
>>62170312It's definitely weird, I don't understand it yet but it seems to be priced in before the call begins, and everyone dumps but I want to be one of the ones doing the dumping. Trying it out today, it might not work out, who knows.
>>62170322yes and this will give the market a big fat green boner
>>62170329Job market? There won't be one.
>>62170319They both do much of the same things, which is 5/6G, Fiber optics and so on, but only one of them seem to be pushing high.
WJY TJE FICL OS TJERE A §? ;OMITE ÜAISE BETWEEN THE RELEASE AND HIS PAEECH
>>62170340Damn Poles...
>>62170340
>>62170340>The excerpt you provided appears to be garbled text or a corrupted string of characters. It does not contain coherent words or a meaningful sentence in English or any other major language that I can recognize.>In simple terms: It is impossible to explain the meaning of this excerpt because it doesn't actually say anything. It is like trying to understand a sentence where every letter has been replaced by a random symbol.AI BTFO
>somewhat elevated
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>>62170349This is so bearish for AI
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>>62170340WE HEBBEEN EEN SEERIEUS PROBLEEME
>>62170351Fuck you
>>62170359>New>>62170359>New>>62170359>New>>62170359>New>>62170359>New>>62170359>New
no "good afternoon"?
>>62170358poopen farten in the cucken stool status?
Jerome is such a weird name. Why not be normal and be Jeremy?
>>62169802I hope you learned your lesson.Do not post this cringe sorry ass post again.
>>62170351you faggot fucker
WHYWHYWHYYYYYYYWHY DIDN'T YOU BUY GRRR
>>62170250Have a huge put position on MSFT. It’s already printing but I believe we can gap down luck lower tomorrow.
