Bearchiha massacre edition >Educational sites:https://www.investopedia.com>Financial TV Streams:https://www.newslive.com/american/cnbc.htmlhttps://www.livestreamy.net/bloomberg/>Charts:https://www.tradingview.comhttps://www.finscreener.comhttps://www.portfoliovisualizer.com>Screeners: so you feel like in the movieshttps://finviz.com/https://etfdb.com/>Gambling:https://www.optionsplaybook.com/options-introduction/https://www.optionsprofitcalculator.comhttps://optionstrat.com/https://www.optionistics.com/quotes/option-prices>Pre-Market and Live data:https://www.investing.com/indices/indices-futureshttps://finance.yahoo.com/>Calendarshttps://www.marketwatch.com/economy-politics/calendarhttps://www.earningswhispers.com/calendarhttps://www.cmegroup.com/trading/interest-rates/countdown-to-fomc.htmlhttps://www.mortgagenewsdaily.com/data/building-permits>Boomer Investing 101: so zoomers with meme stocks can outperform youhttps://www.bogleheads.org/wiki/Getting_startedhttps://www.sec.gov/search-filings>Misc smg:https://www.financialjuice.com/homehttps://finance.yahoo.com/trending-tickershttps://market24hclock.com/https://www.dividendchannel.com/drip-returns-calculatorhttps://brokerchooser.com/https://www.chathamfinancial.com/technology/us-market-rates>NEW THREAD: Copy-paste the following when making a new thread:https://pastebin.com/NyzbAsX4Previously on /smg/>>62177476
>Kramer. We're bogling.
nokia is tied to nvidia
That's a bobo
i hope we get a big crash on monday
>>62178172todays been pretty good
Beginning to feel some regret about doing this, while simultaneously thinking about selling the 10% I stil have in the market.It's even more irrational now.
thoughts on KRKNF?honestly all high spec stocks are in a big down angle might be a good time to invest
>>62178176>Jerry-sama....we're leaving
>>62178185CHART LOOKS LIKE SHIT
oil
>goes up on news about an obviously shitty proposal in a straight line zoooooooming>goes down slowly with spikes every few minutes despite talks about proposal being shit and tariffs on topIt's just not right
>Ticker is "MU">Is also bullishWho writes this shit
>>62178188he can't keep getting away with it!
>>62178201*COW* Mooooooooooooooooooooooo
>>62178196At least it's not boring
>>62178179Me too. I want cheapies again before this years over.
>"If the central processing unit (CPU) was the core in the PC era and low-power technology was the core in the smartphone era, memory will be the core of the AI era," adding, "What determines speed is HBM, and what determines capacity is HBF." He further predicted, "From 2038 onward, demand for HBF will surpass that of HBM."but sandisk is just an SD card company
> nows
>red daybuy>green daybuyas simple as that
>eight and a half more weeks
>>62178185isnt KRKNF just an Anduril proxy at this point?
>Intel at $100This clown market rewards the dumbest, most low information "investors".
>>62178185I think it's a long term hold. Buy anytime below $6.>>62178193>chartBut what do your crystals say? Is mercury line up with Venus on a 45 degree angle with the moon?
>>62178225Lip Bu won doe
HELLOHOOOOOOOOOOO
>>62178233WTFWT AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
>>62178212>iwn have or be this
What's going on with oil and dollar today. Did the japs mess up the USD?
>>62178239AGPsisters?
>>62178239Not with that attitude
>>62178239women aren’t real bro theyre a psyop
>>62178242hiiii>>62178243true>>62178244true
Will Jerome refuse to be replaced? Will inflation forever be transitory?
Any gold bug here? What's up with wpm? They got earnings soon. Worth buying the dip?
bums to the wall, poofters on the crawl
>Futes
>>62178252PM story is ogre, digested, and shat out
>>62178252Im bag holding about 50 minors
>FOX News: President Trump has announced that the war has ended and 1st May will officially become VI Day (Victory Over Iran Day,) a federal holiday
I'm *this* close to hitting 200k in my Roth bortfolio
>>62178266stfu thats is so stupid can't be
>>62178226THE CRYSTALS AGREE WITH MY INITIAL IMPRESSION
>>62178264>>62178265PM minors and friends are just getting started this year.
>>62178266It's actually called VD Day
I think my interbew went good Helps that I know one of the people conducting it
>>62178266Based
>>62178209>High Bandwidth FlashNigger that's exactly what he said. SD cards for AI.
>>62178261>check dow >it's below 50,000>still>ath for spy and qqqlmao it's cosmic justice
forgot to add image, just thought it would be funny
but SD cards are very small?
HEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEELLLOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
>>62178188Did you not notice the plunge from 130 to 105 the next two days after your chart?
>>62178264Perfect >>62178265Kind of opposite what I'm asking about
i bought oil this morning im a fomo now
>>62178281Who is this asmr bitch?
there's no resistance before SPX 7400p
>friday
Guesses on where markets will go next week now that several big companies reported?>>62178176On some boards if I download a pic it gives me the smaller version and I have to use desktop mode to get the big one. Yet here on biz I downloaded this at full size, what gives?
>>62178302chances are high that you'll get obliterated over whatever transpires over the weekend
>>62178212isn't that the old press secretary
>>62178309>Guesses on where markets will go next week now that several big companies reported?up!
Why does it keep happening?
I am officially homoing into SOXL
>>62178325hope you get F'd HARD
>>62178329By F I'm assuming you mean FellatedOn account of how much money he's going to make
what huge bet should i make for over thw eeekend
whats the price target on UAMY anyway
>>62178321infinite trillions on the sidelines.the only debt and currency destructive time periods of this millennia have been during the GFC and the period of March '22 till October '23.apart from that the money printer has been BRRRRRRRing nonstop.asset prices eventually adjust to the idea of maximum outstanding debt/currency/money, always.
>>62178312>the humble 100,000,000 million dollar polymarket bet placed immediately after the market closes by a account created on the day on yes America invades Iran
Frens,I've done it
>Markets mostly closed for europoors due to holiday>Increase tariffs againThings only happen when markets are closed.
>>62178312im just not that optimistic about world peace
>>62178342
>>62178321I got redpilled on this a few days agoits all just inflation exacerbated by energy prices and all the money is flowing into stocksline unironically only goes up
>>62178308I like this image>>62178293WHAT ARE YOU YELLING FOR
USARbros you did buy the dip today at market open right?
what would you choose between UUUU and CRML /biz/? got 15k to invest
>>62178309>On some boards if I download a pic it gives me the smaller version and I have to use desktop mode to get the big one. Yet here on biz I downloaded this at full size, what gives?I assume you're on mobile. Tap the three dots next to "Anonymous". Tap "Open original file." Always do this if you save anything on mobile.
Pump my bags MSFT das rite
I don’t know if you guys know this but SOXL was actually named after my penis
>>62178357Good thing I’m an autistic Linux gamer
>>62178309
>>62178361>LinuxGOD
>>62178357My 60 year old mother runs her games on linux now.MSFT to 0
>>62178357>windows>gamingwindows is just for office drones now with dinosaur tier proprietary software.
>>62178364This makes sense though. Every boomer has no reason not to swap to Linux. What do they do? Browse and use their Gmail>>62178367Truth nuke we need to educate people how to migrate
>>62178367Works on my machine
boomers are just going to use whatever comes with whatever they buy, there’s no migrating
>>62178374It's over
>>62178364even my boomers switched. 3 Linux and 1 Mac book.
>>62178374They’re not gonna exist eventually anon
>>62178340Remember when we used to care about random tariff announcements? I miss those times.
>>62178364You know that windows is the least profitable part of Microsoft?
>>62178374Steam Deck, Steam Machine, Steam Frame run Linux
>>62178374when my boomer dad dies I plan to use the entire inheritance to full port GOOG
>>62178389I'd love to get a Steam Machine. Consoles aren't cutting the mustard anymore.
>>62178347>WHAT ARE YOU YELLING FORthats just the sound he makes when all the mako is getting drained from him
>>62178397war could crash your full port
>>62178397>tfw my boomer dad's boomer financial advisor sold all his GOOGL when i inherited the accounts and him
UUUUUUUUUUUUNNLIIIIIIIIIIMIIIIITEEEDDDD PRINTING!
>>62178401that means I could buy even more on discount see >>62178212>>62178404fuck do "financial advisors" even do? if they were actually good they wouldnt need to work, no?
>>62178184The only ones not turning a profit have been OpenAI, with... I think Corsair also taking losses.Look at the nipples on this young school girl I just found, btw. Fuck! Always get them while they're young.
>>62178388You know that MSFT is street shitting on Azure's cashflow by dumping capex into AI they can't monetize, right?
>>62178412They collect fees to underperform the market
>>62178415TRVTH NVKE
We're all agreed that US tech is a bubble and cannot last, right?
>>62178419Explain Sandisk's earnings then
>>62178367>gaming>2026i keep updating my nigvideo gpu to the latest drivers and every time i read the description of whats included in the update its always just updated support for some bs steam indieslop. the absolute state. the only gaming i do now is on my homebrewed wii u
>>62178413>The only ones not turning a profit have been OpenAI, with... I think Corsair also taking losses.Every AI enterprise, even within overall profitable companies, is unprofitable.Yeah the tits are nice but how does that help me?
>>62178339Congrats anon
>>62178424Unprofitable like every tech company at the beginning of their previous phase (internet/gaming shit), ever?God, bears are so pathetic.
>>62178422Same. I bought a 4090 just to make sure that no one on /v/ had more VRAM than I did, but I only ever use the GPU to transcode video, which I could've done on my Intel CPU with no problems. I bought it off Facebook marketplace for a thousand bucks when Juang was saying the 5070 was going to smoke it and I could probably sell it for double what I paid for it, but I like having the flex and to mess around with the occasional AI model once every couple of months before I get bored after 15 minutes.
>>62178339WM- how interesting. Thought about swapping it for CAT?
>>62178419no babe, you really missed all that upside and it's really going higher. if only you had someone who cared about you advising you different the whole time.
>>62178422>HomebrewedWiiUGODSYou doing DS injects? Up to x3 res, pretty niice
POWER TWO HOURS PLEASEPUMP IT EVEN MOREKEVIN
>>62178422>i keep updating my nigvideo gpu to the latest driversThey discontinued support for my old pascal so I don't even do that anymore but I agree.
its really incredible how OpenAI threw its lead.they basically had a chokehold on the sector and now Anthropic and Google will slaughter themapparently Apple will have a Gemini variant on iPhone as Siri
OOOOOHHHHHHHH
>>62178419Are you stoopid?What do you think is offering the GCC states swap lines was about? They have more dollars than just about anyone and the ESF has peanuts compared to them.The point was to signal that once Warsh gets in the us is going to do ANYTHING (including handing out unlimited money) (for free) to avoid a recession.It will be made a capital crime punishable by drawing and quartering to sell 5% below VWAP before Donald allows markets to fall.
>>62178412>fuck do "financial advisors" even do?whats funny is my dad did his family's taxes since he was a jr accountant fresh out of college and on his death bed told me to trust the FA... but he also told me when he was in better health that he didnt want the FA to know about his fun/play account (which is where the GOOGL was purchased). So my dumbass lets the FA take control of that play account and he immediately sold all the individual tickers in the account and put the money into blackrock etfs. from this i was able to deduce that the "fee only advisors" must be getting kickbacks from blackrock to keep the clients money tied up into funds that would otherwise be totally illiquid if not for the client capital propping the them up. So i just didnt appreciate the dishonesty on the sales pitch from the "fee only" advisors... we are a fiduciary so we have to work in your best interest.... yadda yadda yadda... it was in my best interest to own GOOGL outright but for some reason you wanted me bagholding the blackrock emerging markets etf.
>>62178414Yes? What has it to do with windows?
>>62178443WTFWT oooommmmmm.......
Silver miners. Are you ready?
130 really is going to be the top of SOXL, isn't it?
>>62178440Isn't Friday last 2h the weekend sell off time?
>>62178447>if everything is bear why is bear your basecaseIt is a mystery.
>>62178446How queer. My mom's advisor lets her pick individual stocks at the very least
>>62178281>herpes sore on lips>face like elliot paige
How do I stop buying the same companies all the time and force myself to diversify?I currently hold>MU>AAPL>NVDA>AMD>IREN>MSFT>GOOGEvery month when pay hits I want to diversify, maybe buy some broad market ETF, but I just end up buying whatever is red on this list that day.
>>62178452that is why i am requesting it be switched to power time
national average for gas up 40 cents in a week i extremely funny given how hard bessent is propping up oil
>>62178456to be fair he let me set aside enough to pick my own stocks in my own play account. but my sweet sweet stepped up cost basis in GOOGL is now gone forever and absorbed into my own trading capital loss carryovers haha.
>economic jihad>economic jihaduhhh investor bros
WTF IT'S GOING DOWN AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH
>>62178431>4090Nigga to play what?MSFT and EMBRACER bought up every studio, there hasn't been a decent game since the Elden Ring DLC.Every most played game on steam is boomer shit design to run on a 3070 or some zoom zoom version of mario party but with guns and/or anime girls.Like 45% of game devs have been laid off its a dead hobby.
>>62178412>fuck do "financial advisors" even do? if they were actually good they wouldnt need to work, no?Their job is just to keep you in the market. Most goyim will freak out and sell at the bottom, look at that retard on here who lost like 50% of his port bottom selling the liberation day tarriffs. A good financial advisor will stop you from doing that by asking basic questions like "are you sure you want to sell the bottom?", "the hormussy sounds closed but maybe it opens?", and "you're doing great, just keep on trucking!"They may seem expensive, but in the long run they do stop emotional retards from panicking.
>>62178464STOP FREAKING ME OUUUUT
>>62178458based list. add some amazon and pepsi
I’m caught in a spiritual battle with bobo
>>62178412>fuck do "financial advisors" even do?they charge a lot of money. They take your money and put it in their pocket. Once I hit about $600k my broker rep asked if I wanted him to manage my money for me, for a fee of course. I politely declined. I will suffer with 560% ruturn on my own
>>62178438>You doing DS injects?i have a few but i sort of missed the DS generation (born in 1991 og gameboy/color/adv/sp chad) so i dont know all the good ds games. but i have some weird brain teaser ones downloaded and the new super mario bros ds and a few other DS. but i actually partitioned my SSD so that half of it stores the wii u/ds injects, and then the other half stores all the og wii, gamecube, snes, genesis, n64, and ps1 titles that you access through the og wii menu on the wii u
>>62178474They got you fighting a spiritual battle to distract you from the metaphysical one
>>62178474Kneel mumu!
>>62178454If you are bear why talk about the irrelevant part? That's the mystery
>holding over the weekendyuge bawlsfav flav was orange btw ;)
>>62178478Bowser's Inside Story is a big one if you don't have it. I liked Phantasy Star Online, so 0 was nice. Don't have my DS so can't jog my memory for lesser-known games
>>62178473I was thinking about AMZN purely cause AWS is goated, but why pepsi? dividend?
appears the war starts again at ding ding ding
>>62178458you got the right idea. you do that until you are rich and then when you want to capital preserve you go into bonds real estate gold. etf's are great if you want to lever up because of the reduced volatility, i have concentration risk so i use them as a backup plan, but otherwise nearly all of them are just diworsification except for arkk. they're better than the stupid strategies most people try to employ though, but if more people copied this then they wouldn't need them.
>>62178466>lost like 50% of his port bottom selling the liberation day tarriffsi went long with extreme leverage and also lost 50%. six of one, half a dozen the other.>i only play the games that i win at >and stay the same with more rhymes than theres ways to skin cats>as a matter of fact, let me rephrase>with more lines and ways to filet felines in these days
>>62178463what are they going to do, suicide bomb their own economy?
>>62178488>Bowser's Inside Storysounds like my next game one i finish crash bandicoot 2
>>62178492I hope they blow up all the oil infrastructure. Oil shortages are really good for the stock market.I wouldn't have thought so, but I can't deny the evidence before me.
>A source in the office of the Pakistani Prime Minister told the Qatari channel "Al-Jazeera" that Islamabad asked US President Donald Trump to wait with making a major military decision at this stage.STFU YOU FUCKIN PAKIS IT'S TOO LATE NOW
AMD UPSIDE LIMITED BY SUPPLY CONSTRAINTS OF FEMALE NATURAL GASFABLESS AND GASLESS
8%+ forward yield + buybacksOh yeah it’s value faggot time
>>62178503>P-please don't bomb the shit out of us again!
So at some point is society going to eventually break and require tax reform to alleviate the burden on the middle class and families?
>>62178493thanks for the advice man, thats kinda in line with what I was thinking, dont see much of a point in going broad until I have some real, substantial money in the market
>>62178506AAAAAAA SELLSELLSELL
>>62178510haha no
Guys can you please tell me a stock under $20/share that will go above $200/share before EOY? Thx
>>62178510Why would it, all you need to do is put money in the stock market and it goes up and to the right, it’s so easy to make money
>>62178515MRAM
>>62178510Nah Elons robots will do the work.
>>62178510No.More money will flow to Jane Street.Middle class families will live in tents and their domiciles will be replaced with racks and racks of quant trading rigs.This is the will of Allah.
>>62178517>>62178515I agree, MRAM is the best bet
>>62178515check the sticky on the /smg/ discord
My 10 bucks on XNDU is doing better than fucking NVDAWhat is that leather jacket mong doing?
>>62178522>discordNever used, don’t trust>>62178517That’s over $20
>>62178515>he cares about nominal stock prices >doesn’t ask for an undervalued company, but specificity one under $20…You might not ever make it
My stomach growled. Bearish
If SPX finishes below 7140 I lose 2100 dollars. I’m a believer
>>62178525WTF I thought it 30% pumped to 15 or maybe 18 not 20 damn it's over 20bros (or you wait until a completely random -7% dip)
>>62178526Stop bullying me, it’s bad karma
>>62178527change your settingsi have my stomach set to squeal like an isekai porn star when it gets hungry
>>62178533I mean 7240 I’m retarded
I wonder if amd is going to dump or pump after earnings. Usually it dumps but who knows mama Su might surprise us
>>62178525>>62178522I will never understand why people use discord. It's such a honeypot
>>62178533belieb in urself
>>62178541isn't that the tranny groomer site?
>>62178541>posted on the honeypot website
>>62178544That’s what I thought it was
>>62178522>/smg/ discordno such thing niggerfaggot, go pump your bags elsewhere
>>62178541I've been trying to get people to swap but it never happens
>>621785454chan is open to view and search by search enginesdiscord is full of millions of hidden rooms where they groom shit>>62178544yep
I have a feeling people will keep saying that this market makes no sense and doom-posting while the market inexplicably continues to rocket upwards, like truly into fever dream territory, beyond any shred of rationality until like 2029 and then we're gonna have a bear market for 10-20 years.Every nigga on twitter/reddit/youtube/etc has been predicting a massive bubble in AI, tech, real estate, bonds, *everything* and wants to be the heckin based Michael Burry le ebin BIG SHORT.You know that quote everyone likes to talk about, "when your cab driver is giving you stock suggestions, it's time to exit the market" well this shit is like the inverse. When the guy who does a Warhammer 40k podcast you listen to is predicting an AI bubble, then it's time to invest more.
>>62178538kek my stomach used to make the weirdest fucking sounds in school, and always when it was quiet
OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO WTF WAS THAT
>>62178440isn't this still a Jerome market?
>>62178552Be greedy when others are fearful, sounds like you’re right on the money
>>62178552What the hell is that channel lol
>>62178552Feels good to long the AI bubble when people call for a burst because they are seething at it (well, I am seething too because of surveillance but hey it's money>>62178555WTFWTFWTF GET IN HERE MUUGGERS
>Alarm bells will ring loudly if the Strait of Hormuz does not reopen during May, SEB Chief Commodities Analyst Bjarne Schieldrop statedthe situtation is being monitored
>>62178560They won't say it but the specifics is that paper and physical oil will eventually converge and the longer this goes the harder the snap will be
>>62178552
I will not capitulate and I WILL accept a 100% loss
>>62178547maybe you'll get an invite one day
>>62178567Don't worry bro, this is just a deadcat bounce but the cat is bouncing off of the world's largest trampoline
>>62178496MASS SHORT LADDER ATTACKS ON EVERY STOCK
If Caterpillar does not pump 1% the next power hour, I will lose 180 buckaronis.
>>62178510As inflation increases, the middle and lower classes will have their incomes be pushed into higher tax brackets without ever voting for it. In 20 years when making $400,000 is the same as making $50,000 today, you'll have to pay more tax than ever because the tax brackets don't adjust with inflation.Just another way the boomers won, and I don't hear anyone talking about this.
>>62178569God rewards those who don’t close their 0DTEs
BRIANNO
>>62178574Capital gains should adjust for inflation. Otherwise rampant inflation just gets us taxed on gains that are net negative
>>62178552AHAHA whenever his teenager voice breaks I laugh
What is this
>>62178579Nice. This guy is very consistently wrong. The war is over.
>>62178579Why not buy a VIX leap or something instead?
>>62178552Who dis bitch is? These youtube niggas always talking shit to get a bitch to click, and they gay AF
omg fix this wtf is happening
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
I will not be shaken out. My balls are on the table.
>>62178611*gets a whiff*
>>62178613NO CHUDDAH YOU'D NEVER SAY THAT
>>62178568
Either that’s the daily bottom or I’m the daily bottom
>>62178172This is reserve king actual,One last pomp is away, danger close, good luck out there.
>>62178601>>62178605>tfw bulls freak out over a -0.0001% drop and yet us bears have to watch +13% index gains in a month with a a straight face its not fair...........
WHATS THE PLAY NEXT WEEK?>PLTR, SHOPIFY, PAYPAL, PFIZER, AMD, SMCI, MSTR, DISNEY, UBER, ARM, MCD, COINBASE
>>62178621kek
>>62178622DUOL
Why are you people panicking? Nothing has happened
>>62178622>AMD>IREN>PLTR
>>62178627MY STOCK WENT DOWN A PERCENT
>>62178622it is now may so the play is to sell and go gay for pay
OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
>>62178631It’s over
>>62178633Mini OOO?
>>62178565Explain this chart to me like I'm retarded
>mfw bought SNDK on openlol lmaoDestination 2000
>>62178552>>62178552It’s different this time unironically. Within the next 5 or so years we will hit a giant green wall as we approach singularity. Tech companies will become stronger than nation states or be absorbed and nationalized by them. Garbage time is running out as the prophet said. The writing is on the wall for those with eyes to read.
>>62178644I was saying in another thread that these companies can no longer be stopped by governments. It's too far gone and we will have an unhidden corporatocracy within a few decades. Maybe even a rise of private armies under those names.
>>62178620Roger reserve king, we read you load and clear.T minus 5 until splash.
Come on little spixxer
Hmm... two days in a row my power hour posts have just... not been posted....
COME THE FUCK ON, STRAIT STILL CLOSED AND GAS IS AT $4.50. WHAT THE FUCK.
>>62178648I’ve got them in my sights.
>>62178640a demand deposit is the process that happens when someone buys ("demands") a stock, their "demand" is "deposited" to the company selling the stock, so the higher the line the stronger the attraction/demand/etc. is for US stocks. Essentially we are absolutely ripping and will continue to do so
>>62178647>corporatoctacywe already have that. In a few decades we will have feudalism. the royalty will be the technocrats, right now politicians are selling out for lower nobel statuses.
Bought soxs calls for next week
>mfw some dude at a multi-billion dollar hedge is probably memeing in here with his finger hovering over a stock breaking sale
>>62178653Take the shot
>>62178651high energy costs = high inflation = stocks go up
>>62178655Unhidden. In the open. Accepted.
>>62178650bearish
>>62178640Study this image.
>>62178663Makes me wonder if this image is somehow cursed
>>62178654Ah, thanks anon
>>62178647Nah the opposite will happen and is happening (see anthropic). AI is de-moating everything.
>>62178309If you open the pic in a new tab and there's an m at the end of the file numbers so it ends 123m.jpg or 123m.png, remove the m and reload the page. If it 404s, change the .jpg to .png and reload AGAIN. Then it should be the original file, phonefagkun.
>>62178522Link to the discord?
Keep on buying calls and I need to gamma explode in my pants
>>62178667That anon is lying to you, it's money in checking/savings accountshttps://fred.stlouisfed.org/series/DEMDEPSL
>>62178661ayo
>>62178657"Jane Street could be here", he thought as he bought more SLV calls
>>62178674GRRR investor
>32 years old >Can only save $1k a month>Trying to increase my income>6k net worth no debt What would you do in my situation? Play it safe and roth It's Maxx or risky investments only? Sorry for spamming my retarded blog here but I'm having a mental breakdown the past few days realizing how poor I am and all the moonshots I missed if I had just started focusing on money in the last five years
>>62178674>when you got the Pelasgian toes
>>62178622I don't play. I win.
>>621786791k a month into something like VOO is nothing to sneeze at. You don’t need a moon shot
Don't forget folks: At least once a day when you are going to buy a coffee, soda, beer or pointless little thing on Amazon instead open the app and buy a share of DNN. Try it for a year, both you and your portfolio will be much healthier. Unlike anyone breathing the dust from your mines.
Based only down 100% now
>>62178679You'd be surprised how much $1000 a month can do. Always play it safe and go for VT instead of just the S&P. VOO is only 50% of the global stock marketand there are a ton of good international companies
>>62178483Besides the obvious shit about all the streams going into the bucket matter to the water in the bucket you're ignoring the second order ecosystem effects. Why does MSFT assfuck the average user with tons of ads? How does MSFT actually sell office 365? Who's buying gamepass? Etc etc. All things that will be affected if Windows' installbase contracts.
>>62178688Checked.
>>62178651Its the weekend, people almost always buy and holdI think we are opening lower next week though
>>62178693MSFT has infected the corporate world like a cancer so unless they really go full pajeet and brick companies with a windows update you'll never see companies swapping away from windows
>>62178684Yeah I just get jealous of people who are gonna retire early. And I worry that the market will crash soon. It seems like the last five years were close to Bitcoin levels of poor people being able to make it
>>62178679I had opportunities to buy Bitcoin under a dollar. Something else will happen. Dotcom bubble, real estate bubble, crypto, ai, ram, storage, something else always pops up.
>>62178666checkedJerome has cancelled all power hours since his speech
>Sources from in Iran report that an explosion in Zanjan, Iran has killed 14 IRGC members the reasons are so far unknown.??????????????
How many good faith violations have you gotten?
>>62178699Honestly run back tests using the free portfolio back traders online with different funds. Test 1999-2009 with different dca amounts and you’d be surprised how good a crash can be long term.
>>62178679If I was you I would just buy QQQM, or BULZ if you want the potential to have six figures in the next five years, but with more risk.But we need more information to give you actually good advice. Do you have an emergency fund? Do you have any debts? How much do you make per year, what are your expenses, and do you work in an industry where you can jump to a different job to make more money?Your net worth is so small right now that I would be worrying more about the basics than what to invest in. I don't mean that to put you down, we all started somewhere.
>>62178706DELET THIS NOWKEVIN WILL UNDO THIS
>>62178707The jinn have betrayed Iran.
>>62178653Reserve king good effect on target, I repeat, good effect on target, thanks again chief.
>>62178698I mean I'm a retired tech monkey that came out of bay area banking and watched the entire org move to fucking chromebooks. Watched them move everything out of O365 into Google. They consolidated their old on prem and azure stuff into GCP a little after I left. But I'll give you we were a younger and leaner company than most but we sure as fuck weren't a millennial startup with 50 dudes in tshirts either.
All in on (olive) oil
>>62178720Can confirmI invested in some coffee today. I don't need it yet, but it was on sale so I got some. I also bought some cookies that were on sale too, but I already redeemed them...
>>62178720think olive oil prices went up about 18 months or so ago due to poor harvests but have had good ones since so prices coming downeither that or they just laced it with more basedbean oil
>>62178674Froggy as fuck
>>62178710The six k is my emergency fund. Currently trying to get my CDL and double my income, but right now make 32k a year and have no real skills
>>62178621It's because we bought the top.
>>62178722
if you have a nutsack buy puts on rddt
>>62178722I pay 20 bucks a back for Stumptown coffee
What stock do I invest in to have /biz/ moderators and jannies heads blown off with 12 guage? Stupid niggers banning people just for replying.
it's the fuckin semis again
short gamestop
>>62178687Why? It went public at double digits and hasn’t been close in almost 20 years. Can you explain?
semis bros OOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
Run little spixxer run. I believe
Sooo.. did you price in el super niño?
>>62178733I bought some Peets Italian roast for like $9 bag. It's usually like $16. I prefer the house blend, but I can't seem to find it anymore...
Inflation has made it so $4 gas really doesn't hurt that bad anymore, until we hit 6 or 7 I just don't see any demand destruction
>>62178749Shits crazy expensive now. Pete’s has always been a bit bold for my taste. I like that basic bitch chocolatey taste of Stumptown Hair Bender. But I also get Blue Botte coffee online.
do i buy anything? are we dying on may?
I can’t spell for shit cause Moshes gonna break my legs if SPY doesn’t finish higher
I wish every kike that tried to suppress SNDK for options expiry a very parenthetical balance sheet.
WTFWT
>>62178172I boughted kraken today when moon
>Those who panic sold SNDK yesterday
>>62178753new bobo cope dropped
>>62178184You sound like a woman
>>62178753Und yet ze demand must equal ze zupply. Und zere iz lezz zupply of ze oil.
>>62178754Yeah, the coffee is nuts. I won't buy it if it's full price now. I'll look for other brands that are on sale and try them instead, if I need to. So far, I found out all of the SBUX coffees suck, and Seattles Best is even worse. the KR store brand ones aren't great. There's a local brand called Cutter's Point that's pretty good.
>>62178185I see it all over reddit and on here a few times so I bought today
>>62178767Oh, I jinxed it, didn't I? Thanks, Satan.
>>62178771I used to live in Seattle and I always called it Seattle's worst. Starbucks has bad regular coffee but they make good overpriced drinks in the store. My favorite cheaper coffee is Dunkin Donuts
We staying above 1 hundo this year
A great end to the week and month, gaming and booze all weekend.
Watching regional banks tank every morning as funds dump as much as they can in the first 30 is so kino.It happens every single day.It makes me feel warm fuzzy furry bobo things.The music is so close to stopping.
>>62178781cope
>>62178265I'm so glad I cut my loses and instantly abandoned miners during the metals pump. Thats the money I put into sndk and made 14k with so far.
Is anyone selling before close. Surely something stupid will happen Saturday or Sunday right?
>>62178790seethe
>muu and sndk faked me out againOh you guys!
>>62178184HeyFuck you
>>62178790I’m confused as the why one would need to cope in this instance? Crude is above $100 a barrel. The market in 2025 thought 2026 would be a record oil supply glut. Are you talking about the 2-3% intraday move? Kek!
>>62178807gigacope
lawd we are pumping
>>62178446A financial advisor's job is to not get fired. If they had held the GOOGL and it crashed for some reason, some NPC would've been like "why didn't you diversify this like you should've?"They don't care about making you money, they care about not having big drawdowns that freak you out. Because it's fair to assume that if you're hiring him in the first place, you probably can't stomach a correction.And if those index ETFs crash, he can just say oh look the whole market is down not my fault.
>>62178225imagine holding intcel from the last ath for 25 years just to finally be up 20%
1176 and down :)
Assuming you have $0, how would you make ~$25k as fast as possible, legally? I'm down to work under harsh/remote conditions and live on site if it means I can bang it out in a few months.
ROÜ ,aret it's osver
Thanks you holy market! Thank you for thrashing me into enlightenment! I finally get it now...Line goes up forever>Chronic inflationDoesn't matter>No real job growthDoesn't matter>Shortages of oil in developed countriesDoesn't matter>Soon economies collapsingDoesn't matterBuy the dip! Line go up forever! US number 1!
>>62178749It's $12.99 on Amazon, anon.
>>62178824collect welfaregamble your gibs on options
>>62178828yes that's right signals that aren't the stock are less important than the stock performance. go back to your schizo america is dying general
GG
>>62178840gg
Telling you this under the cover of night, the state doesn't want you to know this. Today soldiers arrived in my town and they're rounding up all the bears: putting them in cattle wagons, even the children. Just captured this picture with a b&w filter for my insta. This is happening right now in Europe, the waves of repressions will likely reach foreign shores as well, stay strong out there bears.
>>62178837Learn English brown retard :)
I tried Peet's Columbian but it irritated my stomach. Now I just drink DD.
THEY KILLED THE VIBE
Well I have heemed myself. I’ll just have to gamble it back next week.
and we are done, i got no gains that week because i bought fucking XOM KILL MEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
DING DING DING DING DINGHow did it go today?!?!How did it go this week!?!?
>>62178828exactlygo with the flock
>>62178849common doomer trash
BABE!NEW MOST BEARISH OH FUCK OH FUCK NOT LIKE THIS VOLUME PATERN IVE EVER SEEN IN MY LIFE JUST DROPPED.
Top analyst suggest we'll be flirting with SPY $850 by mid July.
>>62178856Today: +0.76%This Week: +2.23%This Month: +0.76%This Year: +14.14%not bad i guess>>62178857funny filename
>>62178851>+150usd todayHow about you
I am starting to think this ESL doomposting is a good thin
>STX up 65% before earnings>STX beats consensus guidance by around 30%>goes up 6% today>WDC up 60% before earnings>WDC beats consensus guidance by around 18%>dumps a pointOptions are gay. By the way WDC will gap up monday when the market manipulators, I mean makers, quit stepping on its dick.
>>62178856Finally made back all my YTD losses and made a $424.74 profit. Probably should've sold before market close. Thinking about celebrating (early?) with my parents, but they're kind of only into food.
>>62178856+0.14%
>>62178828we are not helpless brotherwe have it in us to help ourselvesjust... buy. just buy.
>>62178868>Down 30%? I don't care>up 2%? Time to sell!Nigga
>>62178856made $560 trading too. i told my mom how much i made this week and her eyes bugged out.
>>62178856A very satisfying 7.4% for the day, sir. 26% for the week, 37% for the year. Storageanons, our portfolios are healing from that hideous February. Let us rejoice with great gladness.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UJOjTNuuEVw
I wonder if Iran can survive another week of $0 strait profits while American and Russian oil are recording record oil exports :))
>>62178828>>Chronic inflation>Doesn't matter>>No real job growth>Doesn't matter>>Shortages of oil in developed countries>Doesn't matter>>Soon economies collapsing>Doesn't matterall true
>>62178878We're holding this shit for another year. The bull thesis has not changed
Iranians probably don't pay more for their gas right now, they might actually have too much of it :))
>>62178883The bubble will pop when an irrational market decides it pops, no matter what the sterling fundamentals are. 10% trailing stop loss orders are your salvation.
>>62178888*hugs you*
How do I profit off this being #literallyme
>>62178885Fat chance, israel lit their shit on fire
Iran needs fuel for the economy they don't have anymore ;)
>>62178888kekthe bubble already poppedliterally no one is buying except uncle sam.
NEW>>62178899>>62178899>>62178899
>>62178896Bullish as fuck
>>62178856My 3 largest positions all reported earnings this week, back to acc ATH despite a fat cash positionDefinitely a red flag for the global markets.
>>62178890I'm glad you're doing well, anon.
