bobo fomo edition>Educational sites:https://www.investopedia.com>Financial TV Streams:https://www.newslive.com/american/cnbc.htmlhttps://www.livestreamy.net/bloomberg/>Charts:https://www.tradingview.comhttps://www.finscreener.comhttps://www.portfoliovisualizer.com>Screeners: so you feel like in the movieshttps://finviz.com/https://etfdb.com/>Gambling:https://www.optionsplaybook.com/options-introduction/https://www.optionsprofitcalculator.comhttps://optionstrat.com/https://www.optionistics.com/quotes/option-prices>Pre-Market and Live data:https://www.investing.com/indices/indices-futureshttps://finance.yahoo.com/>Calendarshttps://www.marketwatch.com/economy-politics/calendarhttps://www.earningswhispers.com/calendarhttps://www.cmegroup.com/trading/interest-rates/countdown-to-fomc.htmlhttps://www.mortgagenewsdaily.com/data/building-permits>Boomer Investing 101: so zoomers with meme stocks can outperform youhttps://www.bogleheads.org/wiki/Getting_startedhttps://www.sec.gov/search-filings>Misc smg:https://www.financialjuice.com/homehttps://finance.yahoo.com/trending-tickershttps://market24hclock.com/https://www.dividendchannel.com/drip-returns-calculatorhttps://brokerchooser.com/https://www.chathamfinancial.com/technology/us-market-rates>NEW THREAD: Copy-paste the following when making a new thread:https://pastebin.com/NyzbAsX4Previously on /smg/>>62185604
it is over
My portfolio isn't down if I don't look at it
Some explosions would really spice up my oil and vix calls. Just a teeny tiny one.
I guess Iran is irrelevant huh?
>>62186599there is no iran, oil prices don't move and neither do groceries ones. don't look at the lamborghini
Who's your favorite CNBC or Bloomberg anchor
>>62186588My portfolio isn't down at all. In fact I'm upset because I shit myself literally on march 3rd when I should have been slurping, then selling the rip, then slurping the April Fools dip too.
I hope my SPY puts and fertilizer/energy portfolio moons
OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
>futures
If OWL and NOW ends up doing good today then this will be my best day ever on the market. Unfortunately the britbongs are on vacation today for some reason
>>62186620wish i waited for more tacos to buy my canadian oil company stocks, doing pretty well now though
dump it now
I'm lwk finna heem y'all
>>62186578>AMD>Games Workshop>China>NorwayProve me wrong
>>62186642>Games Workshop>Prove me wrong3D printers are getting more and more popular
>>62186642How do I buy Norway?
>>62186646>>62186642GW will transition to becoming a tech company that makes 3d printers.
>>62186646Every warhammerfag I know hates GW and doesn't want to keep supporting them
>>62185616More sauce on this caffeine thing? I think my only source of caffeine is a usual once a day soda.>>62184229Can you give me price targets for all these plays and a timeline? Am considering buying but ugh I have so many promising stocks to pick from lately that it's becoming a real problem. Not to mention how I'm considering doing a huge bet on stocks like SpaceX later this year.
RUH ROH
>>62184229>>62186652What do you cunts think of Rare Earth Americas. IPOs tomorrow.
What do I buy guys? Please I want to be financially independent... I get paid in 20 days btw
>>62186658guess you have 20 days to decide and hope the market crashes to fill that gap at 6500 so you can slurp the bottom and make the big money I was supposed to make.
>>62186660>fill the gapit's been a month and there are two more gap ups above that. face reality.
When is SpaceX gonna IPO? If it was June, there would be a lot of noise about it right now.
>>62186653INTC too
will the line go up or down today?
A group of American bald eagles is called a "convocation."
Lol! Robinhood!
Should I invest in the nippon market? feeling pretty bullish.
AMDgods..
Oh its everything wtfwt
OIL CHADS?
>IRAN'S FARS NEWS AGENCY REPORTS THAT TWO MISSILES STRUCK A U.S. WARSHIP NEAR JASK ISLAND AFTER IT DISREGARDED WARNINGS FROM IRAN. THE AGENCY ALSO STATES THAT THE U.S. WARSHIP RETREATED FROM THE LOCATION.
>>62186684If this actually happened I would be enjoying HD footage of it right now while touching myself
WHAT IS HAPPENEING AAAAAAAAAAAAAA
>>62186687your footage is the shitcoin chart rn
>>62186594>Some explosions would really spice up my oil and vix calls. Just a teeny tiny one.>IRAN'S FARS NEWS AGENCY REPORTS THAT TWO MISSILES STRUCK A U.S. WARSHIP Wow. By the gods.
WHAT THE FUCK WAS THAT
>sell oil at slight loss after weekend expecting more bs after this last night>it shoots upi am a retard
>>62186648https://companiesmarketcap.com/norway/largest-companies-in-norway-by-market-cap/
>>62186684WAR! WAR! WAR! WAR! WAR!Maybe my position won't be liquidated.
>>62186676Gravure idols are not included.
please just no V up this time, -5% days, im all cash and tired of losing. And why are these captcha so hard.
>>62186688>>62186692sry, I unironically bought 1 hour agoffs
So what happened this time?
>>62186698>>62186699kek baggies
>>62186699sell pls
>>62186689Damn that's erect
>>62186702>>>/pol/534408628
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH
>>62186702yeah us ship was struckFUAKKKSELL EVERYTHING
so tired of that orange faggot fucking up my positions. he could have done nothing but play golf and we'd be doing way better.
>>62186703I mean, I went full cash a week ago. so I profited from the rally.
>>62186712bullish for shipbuilders
>Breaking: Two missiles hit a US warship near Jask Island after it ignored Iran's warnings - Iran's Fars News Agency
So that's why there wasn't a -5% when futes opened yesterday
Iran has stated they hit US ships before and it was a lie . Doubt until we have proof
THIS IS YOUR MORNING DIP SMIGGERS!!!BUY BUY BUY!!!!!
>>62186722I don´t have anything to buy with smigger, go on without me.
>BREAKING: Two missiles hit a US warship near Jask Island after it ignored Iran's warnings - Iran's Fars News AgencyTheres your dump
>>62186727Fuuuuuuck
I knew itI had a feelingtoday will be red and I will finally get my positions filled TO THE BRIM!
why buy now when you can wait for the usa to push their shit in bigly
>>62186684>THE AGENCY ALSO STATES THAT THE U.S. WARSHIP RETREATED FROM THE LOCATION.so the ceasefire isn't off, or it is?
>>62186691>>62186716>>62186727Why don't people ever post links to the actual article?
>>62186727JEWS FALSEFLAGGING AND ATTACKING ALLIES
>>62186727am i crazy for thinking there's no way a US warship is getting hit by some random Iranian missile? don't these things have crazy defense for protecting carriers?
>>62186733there are no articles anymore, just headlines
>>62186736>>62186739I'm looking at the Fars News website right now and there's nothing about this.
>>62186732It's a new ceasefire now resetting the timer
fake newsit was only waring shots lol
>>62186727>>62186732I would not trust fars and they said during the war they hit naval targets they did not plenty of times, but the US minutes before this was released stated it would now act to desired Iranian gunboats and missiles that would try to destroy shipping in the strait very interesting timing is all I will say
oh no, here comes the recovery even though oil doesn't dump
>>62186684Oh no that's terrible says anon as he smiles
>>62186752Why wouldn't it pump ?
>>62186664>AI shit
>>62186756Because this is a SPECIAL MILITARY OPERATION
>>62186667openai is delaying until 2027. I think everyone 'knows' that when those companies IPO, that's when the music stops. It's possible they also want to sell into the bubble at its peak when volume is highest, rather than right here where we appear to have one gap to fill and then liftoff to S and P over 9000
>futuresIt’s over
I'm now up 180% on my South Korean ETF. When the fuck do I sell? It just keeps rocketing up.
>>62186676kek look at the fucking photoshop on her waist.
>>62186763no one cares
>>62186688>>62186699>>62186692>>62186705>be me>buy a little more overnight>post >>62186653>go to mcdonalds for some early morning breakfast>when I come back everything is red and my folio gave up all its weekend gainsFuckingLmao>>62186714then why are you tired of losing kek.
>US official denies a US ship was hit by Iran missiles - Axios.>Axios
lmao s and p literally crashed 1% as I walked out the door for my morning micky ds.>>62186748>fake newsmarket seems to disagree.>>62186752so everyone can win then.
DVPLOY THE V!!!!!!
Thats your dip of the week.
>>62186769>it's real
>>62186764I thought it was AI at first
NOTHING
>>62186770haha you're a true meme burgergod bless the usa
>>62186769now we need trump to tweet something about big progress on deal with iran for V recovery.so sick of this nigger market.
>>62186762Good enough to post, good enough to sell
>>62186769why do we listed to zionist insects again?
in retrospect, it was a dip
>>62186769BASED AXIOS
>>62186782I have to give 40% of my profits to asshole government though (I'm yuropoor).
>>62186780You knowI got two sausage mcmuffins for 3 bucks. But it was supposed to be 2.50, but they wouldn't let me get the 1 for 1 dollar deal. You are physically not allowed to spend less than 1.50 at mcdicks now. Criminal.
Lmao what a load of bullshit. I want everything to burn. Sick of those bullshit fake shit. Can't wait for the Sentinel 2 imagery tomorrow.
[BREAKING] Walter Bloomberg: U.S Ships forced to turn around after laundry fire
>>62186762Don't sell keep holding until the top of the bubble obviously.
>>62186219>print money>use it to buy treasuries no one wants to hold anyway because of all your printing (but also being heinously in debt and unable to afford raising rates) that literally underperform Sub Saharan African stocks>nuke reserve requirements>celebrate your amazing effective policy initiative
>>62186793>Sentinel 2 imagery tomorrow.how does that work
>>62186769Barack Ravid saves the day!
>>62186794>[BREAKING] Walter Bloomberg: U.S Ships forced to turn around after laundry firethe iranian rockets hit the dirty skivvies?
Nothing ever happens.
>>62186788Could be worse, some cunts tax you on unrealised gains
>>62186806No they're just out of ammo and creating fake negative news to convince markets its their patriotic duty to pump. We were going to crash today, but and they knew that, but now they've bought themselves another week.
>>62186702The Murican humiliation hasn't priced in yet?
I hate when the V happens in the pre market
How many retards were just faked out of a perfectly fine position?
>Iran fires missiles at US ship>they missed>this somehow means everything is ok and nothing changes>this somehow doesn't mean the war is going to start up again
The war is starting again you stupid fucking baggies kek. Everything always happens.
>The Strait of Hormuz isn't closed by a tweet to be opened by a tweet, the path to opening the Strait of Hormuz is either accepting defeat, reaching an agreement, and acknowledging Iran's sovereignty and supremacy over the Strait of Hormuz,>Or returning to the battlefield, accepting another humiliating defeat, and acknowledging Iran's sovereignty and supremacy over the Strait of Hormuz. >No path remains other than this.-Spokesperson of the National Security and Foreign Policy Commissionkek
Iransisters….
>>62186805Always these Baraks. Makes you miss Obama.
>>62186816If you boughted two weeks ago then you´d have to be a total tard to panic sell over this.
> futures
>>62186825SOON ALL WILL BE CLEAN
>$53M in 30 minutes to pump the spx back up on hyperliquidOne can only imagine how much in futures>$400M in SPX futures in 30 minutesI wonder how much it cost on including nasdaq and IG US 500
>>62186818wars over. up only forever
Fake news so that pre-market jews can buy the dip
>>62186817wrong. Axios just confirmed nothing ever happened at all
>>62186825Pumping back up again. This maniacal market will not give up that easily.
>>62186829Enjoy your buttfucking FAGGOT. Pool's closed due to AIDS.
You have a choice smiggersTrust the iranians that something happenedOr trust Axios that nothing ever happensYou know the truth in your hearts
>>62186838Even when something happens, it doesn't
>UAE: Adnoc vessel hit by two Iranian drones in Hormuz
>>62186838Axios has been caught blatantly lying to move the markets multiple times now. Kys retard.
>>62186838>You know the truth in your heartssomething happened, but probably the opposite of or entirely different from what the iranians said happened
ryan cohen embarrassing himself on cnbc
gulf schmulf
imagine being such a colossal bearish retard that you think a war will continue on a market day kek
I like how Iran treats this like a sporting event
>>62186830More like an excuse to cover the real reason.3 people died on that cruise ship from the new virus.Assuming its at full capacity(its isn't) at 172 crew and 72 staff, that's 3 deaths in 244, or a mortality rate of 1,229 per 100k.Covid's mortality rate was 1/10th of that.We will definitely need to see how many end up infected but 6 already is very high.Markets will likely want to see more info before more pumping, these are alarming numbers and in one place.
>>62186856>new virusHanta isn't new
yeah its over
>>62186856172 passengers, 72 crew*
Isn´t it interesting how David Axios and Walter Bloomberg leaked the 30 day tariff pause as well last year...
>>62186860I have a feeling that a cruise ship on which tickets are between 10-50k isn't harboring a massive rodent infestation to the point of infecting 6 people simultaneously.If its P2P at that level thats new.
Please, just one truth social. Walter, Axios, The Kobeissi Letter. Please, start mass posting bullish news :(
>>62186861
CENTCOM CONFIRMS: NO US SHIPS HITS
/nacho/NotAChanceHormuzOpens
>>62186817Take advantage of the algos being as dumb as a brick. ''AI'' lmao
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Warning_shot
What did cheeto do this time?Stock is crashing
what's bussy gonna short oil to today?
>>62186884tried to slip it in the hormussy
>>62186868the next virus isnt scheduled until 2027 frend
>>62186884Iran fired on a UAE tanker and hit it Iran fired on a US warship but didn't hit it
>>62186891SOMETHING KINDA HAPPENS?
those were the last two missiles iran had left. SPY 900 BOOM
>>62186897One truth social and we hit a new ATH.
during the march and april oil pumps, the market dumped hard. Are we about to see the NEXT PHASE?
>stock is crashingNo it isn't my poorfolio is doing fine.
schrodinger's hormuzit is both open and closed till you try to enter it
should i buy back in boyos? my stop loss got triggered.
>>62186902my fucking VIBES are feeling it, yes. they could short oil some more this week and next but it just makes it all the more biblical. yields look like they want to rip too
>>62186905Yeah I’m doing fine too. Didn’t it just do a little dip after the supposed Iranian attack but then went back to normal?
White Kid Crazy Gym 2026!
Can israel get its shit together and nuke this fucking jeet
>>62186905They have plenty of time to pump.For the last 8 weeks bussy has liked his mondays to be flat. So we will crab today.If it wants to go down the treasury and all the forces of Franklin-D-Rooseveltian darkness will just pump it up to +$.0000122 3 minutes before close.
I think i am going to sell all my (gay) paper silver today. I love silver, but it's being cucked hard by oil and i don't see oil going down anytime soon.
what the fuck is going on here?
Tall and tan and young and lovelyThe girl from Ipanema goes walkingAnd when she passesI smile but she doesn't see, doesn't see
>>62186941Someone knows and we don't
>>62186897MAYBE
>>62186935Jew
>>62186642>GWNah>ChinaNo unless you know exactly what you’re buying.
>>62186941ai may actually pull it offthe straight may open tomorrowelon might actually open his mars hotelthese things are very unlikely, but it could happen if you cope enough.there is no cope for bondsyou have to be a literal GIGARETARD to be buying bonds when they either have to jack rates up and make them worthless or print and make them worthlessyou have to be the dumbest nigga alive.
>>62186942"Ah!"
>>62186939the best time to sell paper PMs was during the giga pump peakthe second best time is nowPMs can crab for years the smarter play was always dipping in and out of minors
I got 12 grand of dry power ready to deploy, are we red today? I WANT TO SLUUUUUUURP
>>62186959I will just say with my beloved physical pm's. Paper pm's is fake and gay.
>>62186961>redI’d say pink. Until people know more about how operation freedom will turn out
>>62186961I have 67k out of the market.
>>62186964eh physical is a bit different you put those away for years or decades and possibly even hand them down to your grandkids or some shit (>smiggers >grandkids)paper is priced for ease of entry and exit and the longer you hold the more you lose out the delta vs holding physical
My brain keeps telling me events that happened in january actually happened a year ago. For some reason around february I think my brain became overwhelmed by the crazy shit going on, like the blizzard and greenland and the start of the iran shit, and now Ih ave brain damage and can't properly process the passage of time.
>>62186958https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NuLyMZKqZq4
Sndk still pumping. I have no idea how to get out of this ride.
>>62186972Brother, I was in my 20s a few days ago, then something happened in Asia before the Tokyo olympics and all of a sudden I'm in my mid 30s o_O
>>62186968Why
>>62186989Man I feel that. I was 27 when SHTF and now I'm 34??? What the fuck happened
>Iran StatusDEFEATED>Strait Status OPEN
>>62186995i turned on night light but for some reason this post still show up as iridescent neon green
>>62186694>norwegian innovationjust put the oil in the barrel bro
>>62186990mistakes were made>>62186989>>62186994kek yes it;s over, it's all over. And I never got to score with sideways pussy.
CENTCOM: U.S. NAVY GUIDED-MISSILE DESTROYERS ARE CURRENTLY OPERATING IN ARABIAN GULF AFTER TRANSITING STRAIT OF HORMUZ IN SUPPORT OF PROJECT FREEDOMThe pool is open!
>>62186808There are situations where unrealized gains should be taxed, specifically when transferred to another party or pledged as collateral for loans.Jeff Bezos, Elon Musk, Peter Thiel, etc pay no taxes and never will because they can just borrow against their stock and never have “income”
>>62187012CentCom: 2 U.S.-flagged merchant vessels have successfully transited through the Strait of Hormuz and are safely headed on their journey.
>>62187013just do the same shit. I got an SBLOC to buy rental properties.
>>62186578A small reminder that my prediction was a crash prior to this Wednesday or Thursday.This almost certainly means the crash is coming the following Tuesday, but in the interest of holding myself accountable in response to accusations of vague posting, I am reminding.The end is (immediately) near.
>>62187015ITS OVER FOR BERS PWAHAHAHAHA
>>62187018
>>62187018kill yourself already
>>62186791That deal os dead now thanks to Iran.
>>62187027You still have a little bit of time before the party Mr Mumu.Not that it’s going to matter.
>>62186995Based. Panicans and yurosissies are seething
>>62187034How many weeks has it been now you busta
>>62187037It has been 9 days since making a prediction of two weeks.Prior to that I told no one to buy puts yet or short, as is on record.The time is now.The end.
>>62187018>>62187034>>62187044https://warosu.org/biz/?task=search2&ghost=false&search_text=Mr+Mumumental illness
>>62187044Seems like it's been longer, all these gains might have given me time perception brain damage
I love watching Stargate SG-1 and following the stock market so fucking much. Anyone else?
https://x.com/amazonnews/status/2051240894842429624GOD CANDLE INCOMING
War continues but strait open soon?
>Blackstone Digital Infrastructure Trust Inc. is seeking to raise as much as $1.75 billion in a US initial public offering, offering investors the chance to capitalize on a surge in building artificial intelligence infrastructure.>The asset manager’s data-center acquisition vehicle aims to buy already-built and leased properties benefiting from the AI boom. It plans to market shares for $20 each, according to its filing Monday with the US Securities and Exchange Commission.>The move encapsulates two of the $1.3 trillion alternative-asset manager’s biggest initiatives: its bid to become the world’s largest investor in AI infrastructure and its push beyond pensions and endowments to reach individual investors. The offering also builds on Blackstone’s broader push into data centers.Blackstone dumping its bags onto retail
Bobina i will not let you cum
>>62187061They cannot open the strait without a massive war with Iran.Otherwise, the Iranians can shoot at ships too often and navigation will be closed as far as the real world goes.
>>62187018Shut up doomer faggot. You just want bad things to happen because you're a misanthrope.
