Hormussy nothingburger edition>Educational sites:https://www.investopedia.com>Financial TV Streams:https://www.newslive.com/american/cnbc.htmlhttps://www.livestreamy.net/bloomberg/>Charts:https://www.tradingview.comhttps://www.finscreener.comhttps://www.portfoliovisualizer.com>Screeners: so you feel like in the movieshttps://finviz.com/https://etfdb.com/>Gambling:https://www.optionsplaybook.com/options-introduction/https://www.optionsprofitcalculator.comhttps://optionstrat.com/https://www.optionistics.com/quotes/option-prices>Pre-Market and Live data:https://www.investing.com/indices/indices-futureshttps://finance.yahoo.com/>Calendarshttps://www.marketwatch.com/economy-politics/calendarhttps://www.earningswhispers.com/calendarhttps://www.cmegroup.com/trading/interest-rates/countdown-to-fomc.htmlhttps://www.mortgagenewsdaily.com/data/building-permits>Boomer Investing 101: so zoomers with meme stocks can outperform youhttps://www.bogleheads.org/wiki/Getting_startedhttps://www.sec.gov/search-filings>Misc smg:https://www.financialjuice.com/homehttps://finance.yahoo.com/trending-tickershttps://market24hclock.com/https://www.dividendchannel.com/drip-returns-calculatorhttps://brokerchooser.com/https://www.chathamfinancial.com/technology/us-market-rates>NEW THREAD: Copy-paste the following when making a new thread:https://pastebin.com/NyzbAsX4Prior>>62188839
Milf coworker pussy
I thought that SoundHound was just a regular app and alternative to Shazam.
SECOND FOR OILIL
https://www.gasbuddy.com/usa
wtf is this?
>>62189817Based
If LULU goes double digits I'm entering full erect with no lube.
>>62189824delete this before they see it
>>62189823What the fuck is California's problem
>>62189830They're richer than everyone else and they want (You) to know it.
has anyone been so far as to consider what do make when happen to perpetual options? in so far as happen done when say compare as what when to how perpetual futures.
>>62189823>when 4$ is ath in america but just a normal day in california
>>62189830The west coast gets its oil from the middle east. Shortages soon.
Why tf did LITE moon. I was looking at this shit back in January when it was trading around $350 usd and now it's nearly $1000. Wtf. As if I didn't need anymore signs that we're indeed in a bubble
>Korean market index sector distribution: tech & industrial powerhouseA Korean cheerleader with breathtaking legs, a super cute smile, and spilling aegyo gestures wherever she goes>UK market index: f*nancials, c*nsumer, etcA fat Bri'ish slag with clown makeup you mistakenly married when she was a thin 19 years old.
> futures
>>62189830Arizonagods...
>>62189824looks like a thinly traded security trying to find the proper spread between bid/ask, finding it, and then market makers filling a bunch of small orders but i dunno could be a new piece at moma
today I bought deep OTM chicken wings
How do you guys deal with midwits, people still bitching about the mag 7 carrying the index but don’t understand that the point of diversification…
Gas will hit $10 by this summer.
>>62189853Rape them
>>62189814>berkshire down today tooIs it getting closer to an obvious buy soon? Feel like you’d want to have some berkshire stonks once they start using their massive ”war chest”.
MRVLAVGOAMD
>>62189846I have done business with SEVERAL of these companies
I prefer CRVL
>>62189853I just start repeating back everything they say in a mocking high pitched voice and then I hit them over the back of the head with a frying pan when they walk away after getting annoyed.
>>62189866If they are actually sticking with the buffet indicator that won't be until there's total fucking doom in the markets.
Good morning /smg/, buy or sell today?
palantirbros... this CANT BE HAPPENING? WHY ARE WE LOSING EVERYTHING? WE HAD GOOD NUMBERS
>>62189884Did Karp release another maifesto about how we need to safe the West and curb immigration?
>>62189866im not super bullish on GEICO, BNSF, and a utility company. its at 16x earnings ex cash. i'll buy it if it sells off 30% more i guess. you can already buy AAPL, T-bills, and KO on your own. i dont see a great deal and i could buy UNP and TRV and VPU if i wanted that type of exposure.
>>62189884>150+ p/e"the numbers are good you guys
>>62189824
The Steam Controller sold out
>>62189903>STEAMFUCKINGGODS
Kraken better fucking do something
>>62189897What's your opinion on the Oriental Trading Company? I really like the name Buffett chose for it.
weak from david axios today, complete disasterI expect better from him tomorrow
BRRR SKIBIDI DOP DOP DOP YES YES
I'm considering selling off some vxus, which does fucking nothing, to buy more stocks such as>sls>sounWhat else?
>>62189914CAT is a good hold
>>62189917Fucking why...
>>62189824is it a glitch or did it actually hit that?I can't believe something like that would trade like this... fucking around with oil is bad enough, but dicking around in those markets just show they've stopped giving a fuck
>>62189923Because you had your money in a ETF and it's safe
>>62189926Cat is safe? I mean maybe.. doesn't look bad.
>>62189928Ye
>>6218983425% is produced in state and more comes from south america than the gulf. california is a major oil producer, there's just so many other nice things to come out of the state people forget, but chevron was headquartered in la for the longest time.
is mu still a safe buy this late?
>>62189932We get coal from Moffat County, Colorado. Look it up.
Why isn't this the biggest general on the whole site? Why is some faggot ass horsegirl kusoge general 6x faster?Does this mean the music still has a long way before it stops?
>>62189934It's got another 33% EZ
>>62189934Oh you better believe it. Going over 1k just like sndk. It's literally priced in
>>62189941We're getting new investors and people asking if it's too late so this might be a local top before more consolidation
>>62189941spend 10 minutes browsing /vg/ and you will learn the shocking truth
>>62189833>athwe're not even close to '08, esp after adjusting for inflation
>>62189825how big does my portfolio need to be to satisfy a girl like this?
>>62189934yes the top is in forever. it will never go any higher. joking.
>>62189954A girl like that is usually all about the movement of your dividends, not necessarily the size of your portfolio.
>>62189934I have been saying this all the time, and i end up missing entry after entry.
>>62189834Buddy I know, im paying 6.99 for diesel.
It really feels like both sides don't have the heart for another round desuTrump downplaying the Iran strikes on gooks saying it was a nothing burger almost like he's just bored and the tacos don't even have effort in them anymore. Oil might just slow creep up forever
>dramor>mu
>>62189954Ironically enough you get can get most girls with a 100k portfolio and a stable job. >t. bitchless neet with 260k but no job
eeeermbros is a 40 p/e ratio good or bad?
>REE STOP SELLING PALANTIR>SHORT SELLERS SHOULD BE LINED UP AND SHOT
>>62189836It was a series of events. The latest being inclusion to the boy boys club. Anyway, that stock is highly schizo. The algos do some funky shit on it. Up and down with big swings. I usually hold LITX cause im not paying 1k a share. But ive made a lot off the schizo nature. This last run up to earnings was trouble free until closing today. If you watch it you can catch it on a schizo day and get in, then ride it up and repeat. Sometimes it goes haywire overnight and you just have to hold.
>>62189971Forward PE
I have $67 after losing $382 today.What do i toss it at to recoup?
>>62189982A fucking job
>>62189984KEK
>>62189866They’re being artificially bidded down to try and spook them into doing something with all that money. If i were them I’d just do stock buybacks.
>>62189972>REE STOP SELLING PALANTIRits unironically unpatriotic and anti-american
>>62189982
>>62189987imagine actually believing this
>>62189941Most of vg is just 100+ posts by this ID except there’s no ID.We probably are top 10 in terms of unique anon count every 24 hours.
>>62189986it's getting sold because they inevitably have to buy csx (27 pe and rising) or sell bnsf to csx (not a willing buyer) and both are huge problems.
>>62189924>>62189824???? its on mine as well
>>62189972I was holding PLTR literally 2 minutes before close. Wew...
>>62189987Yeah but it's hilarious when he spergs out on cnbc
>he bought SOUN>hope & patience both getting slim
>>62189924if it's bonds, that must have been an auction. was it at 11:30? it's just the exchange responding to a different price
I'm new on this, it is too late to invest on the AI developer companies and related industry?
>>62190006yes 30y bonds
>>62189997I thought berkshire said no?What makes it so inevitable?
>>62190008It's so fucking over
>>62190013But it will be back?
>>62190022Maybe
6 7
>>62190011unp will have lower costs now because of synergies and no changeovers, they will start competing on price and all the less integrated rails will see margin compression, and it will be permanent until they have a competitive position. if they said no, it's a mistake, i imagine they're just foot-dragging waiting for a discount or possibly a new administration to break up unp norfolk, but there will be 2 cross country railroads in the future, i'm sure of that.
>>62189914That's a retarded move. VXUS is meant to complement something like an S&P500 index fund. You DCA into it like you would with VOO and then forget it exists until 30-50 years from now.Set aside other money for your gambling.
>>62189986brk.b is trading well over book value. stock buybacks make zero sense which is why they havent done it.
>>62190026type in 6 7 in google and see what happens
why sofi dumping why sofi dumping why sofi dumping REEEEEEEEEEEEE
is we buying the cerebras ipo
>>62190040yes but DCA over the next few months.
>>62190035>sofithey should rename to soAi looool
>ask Claude question>responds with thing>I question that thing>Claude immediately backtracks and tells me I'm rightThis shit is what everyone is so excited about?
If you didn't already start hoarding nonperishable food and basic living supplies, you are about to get completely BTFO, financially speaking.
Is it just free money to short any software stock before earnings? Whatever these negros post its guaranteed profit.
>>62190046>Claude, give me some catchy taglines for Lucky Strike.
>>62190046yes
>>62190048I'd rather the war started with a nuke aimed at my house. I had my fill surviving in shit conditions in video games. I am good.
>>62190044wait i didn't know they didn't let poorfags buy in
>>62190046Sounds like lack of skill. Use proper prompts, nigger.
>>62189954chad genes
>>62190058robinhood and etrade may be better about it. i cant say for certain because i have schwab.
>>62189984But... /smg/....IS MY JOB!
>>62190064i guess i'll just dca like that one anon said even though i'll just get dumped on. i was hoping to make bux
>>62190062>Grok, give me a list of 15 stocks that are GUARANTEED to moon 1000x by opening tomorrow, make no mistakes.
>>62190035>>62190045https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gDndZn0YPdI
>>62190046>ask dumb questions>get dumb answers>do dumb things>get dumb results
>>62190058lol, what a deal, being an accredited investor requires 1 million in assets supposedly.500k is half off
>>62190032Yea but I'm not happy with it :(I have like 150k voo, 120k vxus and its a shit so I want to rob it
>>62189972Palantir might be an unironic bear opportunity.P&E ratio and hating on the people surrounding it is the surface level bear take.But I think the understated idea is that PLTR super vulnerable to AI. It’s pretty much a software company the end of the day, just like adobe.Yet it’s stock hasn’t been as punished as adobe’s has from AI fears.And I think AI, even as it operates now, invades palantir’s niche even more than it does adobe’s.
>>62189814>nothingburgermumu... would you describe one ship already getting damaged the first day of trying to run the blockade as a "nothingburber"... lol..
>>62190003>I'm down 42 British penceFUCK
>>62190062>>62190074I was asking it to read the abstract of a paper I've written and suggest improvements. It suggested a dogshit "improvement", I pushed back and it immediately folded.
>>62190077Oh man you’re the guy who has been saying for weeks that you’re kicking yourself for selling VOO to buy VXUS. Disregard my post then, sell VXUS and do whatever.
I’m a former /fit/izen whos been lifting for about a decade and I’ve been considering getting into only fans as a side hustle. Problem is most of the marker for male creators is gay and I couldn’t do gay4pay. I would have to have a female actress do it with me. Oth if a bunch of homos want to pay me for my nudes I don’t see anything wrong with thatI hate being poor
The economy is going to grind to a halt when diesel hits $10 soon.
>all positions red except SCHWWe are fucked aren't we?
>>62189814USO TO 160 PLS I NEED THE MONEY
>>62190090Imagine if you'd done something useful instead of picking up and putting down heavy things all that time.What a waster.
>>62190034my 6 year old really liked thisthanks
>>62190087Yes that's me and I get that I should just hold both but I just know a year is going to go by and my vxus will be in the same fucking spot
>>62189884It was already priced in. PLTR is now just another company, all the hype is over. There are plenty of new stocks in quantum with explosive growth, but you need to dump them after a rip because of dilution.
>>62190072>sure human, here are the tickers of the stocks redditors were most convinced were going to moon 3 months ago when I was trained. these had the most upvotes, so they can't be wrong.
Is the goddamn strait open or not? Why is the fog of war so fucking heavy when literally everyone has a 4K camera in their pocket at all times?
Mr. Brent is at $114, mumu....
>>6219004025kw per wafer. Its gonna be cloud subscription. No one is going to redo thier data centers. Still gonna buy some though.
>>62190112They don't want you to know but this is what's currently going on at the strait
It should be a lot easier to make memory and storage than cpus. How long until another company announces they are going to start manufacturing RAM?
>>62190112>Is the goddamn strait open or not? nopeWhy is the fog of war so fucking heavy when literally everyone has a 4K camera in their pocket at all times?it's worse than we think and the American and Israeli governments are in full damage control mode
>>62189818it used to be but they've transitioned the business model into being a ticker symbol
Is ASML’s run over I mean they probs will give solid returns but the jump they made in the last couple years seems to be the top, correct me if I’m wrong. Could a 500 billion market still moonshot to the likes of Apple or is that just speculation on my part?Their story is rather compelling though.
>>62189823>ohio now significantly higher than pennsylvaniawhat the fuck is going on
>>62189988A 9-to-5? Yeah, I used to have an 8-to-5. Eventually I quit my 8-to-5:30 because it was taking over my life. I sure don't miss my 7:30-to-6. What about you, do you have a 6-to-6 yourself?
>>62190130there isn't a soldier in like 1000 miles of the strait, too dangerous. 4k or not, your not getting that footage.
I went all in on GameStop Friday after close. How fucked am I?
>>62190126>It should be a lot easier to make memory and storageYour RAM gonna need dat LLM to make yo gamez play fassar soon doe
>>62190140judging from that interview seems like the "cash and stocks" is him diluting to high heaven
>>62190112Super chill vibes rn. Just kind of hanging out you know.
>>62190148holy fuck that is a lot of aerial refuelers drone call sing overlord was active as well near iraq
>>62190112>Why is the fog of war so fucking heavyUSA sold their CC for raptor rush and hasn't been able to rebuild it yet. GLA had radar vans but they got hit.Also USA is saving Generals points for another MOAB upgrade so they didn't get the drone deploy.
>gas prices spike>Trump panics and does something reckless>Iran permanently shoahs all the remaining oil infrastructure>$10 gas until 2030You know in your heart of hearts that it's going to happen.
>>62190160Finally, walkable cities just like the Europeans will be ours...
>is it all over for XYZ company?yes 100%. today was the peak. the stock will never ever go higher.
>>62190062left of the bell curve
today my pharmacy ran out of doxycyclinei have concluded that society is collapsing
>>62190140this Cohen fellow appears to be a rare case of a bad jewish CEO. You might want to buy something ran by a pajeet or god forgive me for saying this, a white woman
>>62190166Wow, it's almost as if the thing you were warned about for months is occurring.
>>62190171yeah but i didn't listen to those warnings
>>62190163If I had these cannons bouncing on my dick I’d trade fearlessly.
im going all in on cerebras
look at USDJPY computerBoJ in the market again
>>62190183this market is so biblically fucked it's unreal. completely asleep
Could sell my SOUN break even and consider it a lesson learned...or do I be stupid and hold on to it until the 7th for that earnings call?
what are some low cortisol stocks
>>62190163OF/Trading stream when?>bells and cannons
Buy minors, please!>>62190085Thats 3 1/2 fhillingf
>>62190191CAT has always been good to me
>>62190112Depends on what the meaning of open is, hoss.
thread themehttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_yHt0pWa9AA&list=RD_yHt0pWa9AA&start_radio=1
> GDP beats consensus> NFP beats expectations> core PCE cooling> real wages climbing> unemployment near cycle lows> ISM back in expansion> productivity ripping> spreads tightening> VIX imploding> liquidity everywhere> buybacks outpacing dilution> AI capex infinite money machine> S&P 500 at ATH again> Nasdaq entering price discovery mode> bears still calling for recession> yield curve normalizing> Fed pivot odds rising> consumer still spending> housing supply constrained> treasury auctions fully absorbed> dollar still dominant reserve currency> no credit contagion> recession probability collapsing> doomers hiding in money markets while equities melt upward> permabears waiting for the crash since 2023> “this rally isn’t sustainable”> market rallies anyway> “valuations too high”> market rallies harder> “macroeconomic uncertainty”> another ATH> line keeps going up anonBearbros....are you ok?
>where's the rest of the money Ryan
>>62190158those things were pieces of shit it was no better than the migsbull crap stealth it would always get hit
>>62190112Strait is closed and has been since the start of the warIgnore what Iran and American governments say, they are both post truth actors and cannot be relied upon for useful information, check the actual number of ships transiting
Why won't it go down????I've been waiting for cheapies since February
Won't someone please think of the slender Japanese women relying on imports????Then yen is coming close to the 157.3 intervention level, we must save them borads
>>62190252EXIT PUMP all you buying right now are exit liquidity
>>62190166I got 500kg of that at work. Should I start selling some on the side?>only joking fbi-chan get the frick off my back
Pic related in 5 years when Greg Abel decides to do nothing yet again for the 21st quarter in a row the ghosts of Warren and Charlie will haunt him until the end of his days. AI will have replaced all work and it will be the eternal golden bull rally lead by tech stocks and he won’t have invested in any of it. He will write a book called the greatest crash that didn’t happen a tell all from the former ceo of Berkshire Hathaway and it will sell no copies yet will be a New York Times best seller simultaneously and when you open the book there is no writing just blank white pages because Abel couldn’t even write anything because he was so fearful about poor reviews.
>>62190191Sk Hynix
>>62190257Warren Buffett will still be alive in 5 years. Screenshot this.
did the same thing 3 times and sold right as the rip happened, rather than waiting for it to rip harder>>62189825I will never have this
>>62190225Our response, bear sisters?
RARE
>>62190122Fuck I love dark white women so much
>>62190225i am beyond excited
>>62190264The oil is still not flowing.
>>62189814Something weird is happening to US bonds, what the fuck is these spikes?
>>62190273Plunge Protection Team
>>62190278I know about the plunge protection team but I don't know why it spikes into a straight bar like that so consistently.
>>62190273 Berkshire is buying all the bonds everywhere, not enough bonds for anyone else. They like destroying their shareholder value by putting it all into assets that have depreciated severely and will continue to do so in perpetuity like Kraft Heinz and the US dollar and related treasuries. Pic related.
>yields
>>62190191SBUX
>>62190278>Plunge Protection Team
>>62190266Oh wow, when? I've heard a couple people going down there trying to find one
>>62190291exactly. they should be destroying shareholder value by FOMOing into a historic speculative maniaalso i was just about to start shittalking the SIRI buy but i just checked the chart and it looks really good
>>62190311I feel like I have seen a man that looks just like that horse somewhere, golden flowing locks and all
>>62190315The $6000+ every two weeks is no longer enough. I'm going to kill myself if I have to work another month or two. I wanted to talk to my manager today about retirement, but he was out of office.
>>62190132>Is ASML’s run overAre these machines required to make NVDA, GOOD, Amazon chips? If yes they are still in the game. If not, its over.
Did we ever decide the best cheap coffee
Redpill me on their stocks.t. buyer at $480
Oil brahs, what oil companies are you slurping up before bombs start dropping?Im long CNQ, OXY and EOG
>>62190334like grocery store brands or is this a Starbucks v Dunkin v the rest? I like Dunkin espresso
>>62190112>Is the goddamn strait open or not?Its open, but if you want to sail through then its closed, and its priced in.
>>62190266Rare?
So people used to make phone calls to buy and sell? And some guy documented this in a manilla envelope or some shit? How the fuck did this all work before computers? Lol
>>62190353and they charged a commission for every trade
>roth at vanguard>brokerage at schwabhow much of a pleb am I for this setup?
>>62190353I still like doing it the analog way. I call up my broker (female) and verbally assault her while she is on the trading floor trying to secure me shares at an unrealistic price in a sea of finance chuds.
>pltr rugged on earnings againI bought into this dogshit too late didn’t I
>>62190356Based. We should go back to this.
we finally getting a real peace deal for taco tuesday, its Cinco de mayo after all
>>62190335>Redpill me on their stocks.jeet CEO trying to destroy what the whiteboi built. Should have bought at 360 and sold at 480 and bought GEV, LITE, BE instead
>>62190299come for the leopards, stay for the frogs. particularly the sonoran desert toads
>futures
>>62190361what does peace look like? everyone gets rid of their militaries?
>>62190335decline. same as meta. the failed to innovate. they will drag on a dinosaur companies with little innovation and an even slower to market time inevitable becoming stagnant and irrelevant. AAPL and GOOGL are better 10 year plays.
>>62190368pretty much, militaries are only for offensive strikes. most homeleands are nearly undefeatable.
WTFWT
>>62190368government uses its secret time machine to got to 2018 and Trump never pulls out out of the JCPOA
>>62190380????
>APPLE EXPLORES USING INTEL SAMSUNG TO BUILD DEVICE PROCESSORS>EXPLORATION REMAINS PRELIMINARY Nothin burgah
>>62190368>what does peace look like?>"I feel like everybody wants something from me">"Yeah, tell me about it – it's a cold world out there>Sometimes I think I'm getting a little frosty myself"
SNDKBROS?????
>>62190406>SNDKGODSFUCK the consumer FUCK gamers
>>62190406>apple posted its best quarter ever by not building an AI modellol
>>62190400>Nothin burgahwhy did you put it in all caps, then?
Catch you smiggers later
>>62190315same but for 0dtes
anything from taco bell sound good tonight
>>62190418Spicy potato soft tacos are crack
I’m extremely frustrated with muzzychuds.We were so close to an organic crash. Days away.And now Donald Roosevelt will continue the printing and the interventions will continue and markets aren’t going to do anything.I was wrong, the crash is cancelled by Iranian stupidity. You should sell your puts and shorts tmrw. Mr bobo has been delayed until the war ends or is in ceasefire.
>>62190418baja blast, god i miss being in college
>>62190422why can't you Baja blast after college
>>62190418a Strait of Hormuz is open with a side of deadline extension.
>>62190414Coz it seems INTC is still pumping on HL
>>62190364Why these mouses looking like that?
where can I download free options pricing data ?
>>62190427databento free trial, $125 in free credits.
>>62190424>One (1) confirmed by US ship has passed through the straitAh yes, Freedom. Just need to keep 800 apaches hovering over the strait for the rest of time and we're good to go.
EURO STOXX 50 I (^STOXX50E)5.763,61-117,90(-2,00 %)What is ACTUALLY motherfucking going on? This is nothing less than a Sudoku.
>>62190421You were always a retard, but the market will crash anyway without you.
>>62190426it's the hedgehog's dilemma
>>62190430>free trial, $125how about free free. Is it possible to scrape Yahoo finance, or have people figures out how to keep web page scraping from being scraped? I dont need thousands or hundres, just about 20-40 for specific stocks I follow.
>>62190441vibecode barchart scraper
>hard work is optional>note: does not actually talk about how hard work doesn't get you shit and being lazy at your job within parameters is just fineReminds me of a job where I was at the top of productivity and the hr lady would demand I remain an hour longer than I had to because of lunch breaks and couldn't just leave when I was done at the end of the day because fat black bitch would moan about her keeds.They won't even let you have small comforts.>>62190362I also wish I did the things you said in your post and got rich.
>>62190406>>62190412Apple is looking into AI.>>62190436unfortunately european stocks don't influence american stocks so there will be no slurp.
>>62190444mostly Obamas faultACA forced a lot of small companies to consolidate into larger and larger ones. And that its all we've been seeing, merger, merger, merger.Its all in Adam Smith.When someone owns their property and has more agency, their productivity goes up bigly.The slave/serf is less productive than the small freeholder.And wagies/young people have become serfs.Yet another example of why cons hate big G. Everything they do has unintended consequences.
>>62190334Peets major dickason for drip and thier espresso Forte for the espresso machine. Specifically a breville barista touch(you DO own one, right anon?)
>>62190464>It's Obamas fault the class collectively are greedy and actively working towards dismantling any foundation built to grow the poors For sure. I believe it.
If I warn you guys that the big crash is very close to happening, what part of this chart will you use to respond to me?
>>62190472we use every part and waste nothing
>>62190468Its what I believe.This is what REAL conservatives hold, and have held since the French Revolution.Big policy changes always fail and have unintended consequences.This is also why all of the shit Donald has been doing will blow up in his face. Big G and state directed action is ineffective and hurts you in the end.
>Ericsson back>Nokia back>BlackBerry backShould I invest in Sony now in order to be ahead of the curve or which company is next?
>>62190441it's free retard. sign up and you get $125 in free credits, no monthly subscription fee or debit card etc entry required to 'redeem'.don't ever talk back to me again either
imagine the buzz on the GME general
>>62190482I already did lol.
>>62190482motorola
>>62190472I wouldn’t I would agree
>>62190482>he didn't buy KODK
>DRAM (MU, SNDK, SK Hynix, etc.) has an options chain.Owari da.
>>62190412>meanwhile the iPhone AI's all of your documents and forwards them to Big Brother if there's any detected wrongthinkApple is 100% in the AI game, that line was misleading.
>>62190401You convinced me. I'm buying oil
>>62190515My $1000 price target will take *slightly* longer to reach grrr
>>62190515>Like SK Hynix, etc.Like fuck it does. Foreign investors cannot trade South Korean stocks, hell its illegal for traders in the KRX to take options or short sell on chaebols like Samsung. I would love to short the hell out of Samsung because it's their fault we're in this massive HBM crunch in the first place.
>>62190528DRAM is an ETF
>>62190442>vibecode barchart scraperI asked copilot to write C# for an Excel AddIn to download the options data. Its like working with a smart retard. I got a bunch of shit to work through to see if this thing will even work.
>>62190487Kek >>62189265
>>62190472I agree, but still want to do some ad hominem and name calling so uhhh, fake and gay you asshat
>NOBODY WANTS TO WORK!For those of you wondering this is what post AI and gigaprinting looks like>The patron-client system (patronus and cliens) was a hugely important social structure in Rome. Clients would visit their patron's house in the morning for the salutatio — a formal greeting ritual — and might receive a sportula (originally a little basket of food, later often a small cash payment, around 6.25 sesterces in the early Empire). In return, clients owed their patron political support, votes, public deference, and various favors.It can be done and has been before, its just kind of disgusting.
Well that was fucking weirdI went to TGT to buy a mother's day card because it's the only place on the way to the post office with a good selection, and as I was doing the self-checkout, the girl working there was going around saying hi to people, and she went to the guy next to me and said, "Excuse me, what is your race or ethnicity?"wtf
>>62190571Based and bullishAlso no mother's day cards at the post office? Bearish
>>62190575It was like 9 PM. That part of the post office was closed.
>>62190578o
>>62190571Trumps America
>>62190571well was he a nigger or what?
>>62190472thats retarded. post body
>>62190571TGT, never heard of it but she sounds like a keeper
>>62190581>>62190584The person asking was a teenage Asian girlThe guy being asked? Idk, He wasn't white but I didn't look closely myself. I didn't stick around either, I don't want to be a witness in someone's HR investigation
Is AXTI the only semi company that didn't dump after earnings report. Also watching it go up by 100% while I was doing cash secured puts on it is pretty painful ngl
>>62190595Intel. TXN
Hormussy status?
>>62190591TGT is the department store that got boycotted a few years back because they had "tuck" swimsuits on display. The stock got hammered for it.
Anyone here into algorithmic trading? Have a strategy I'm attempting to automate, wouldn't mind a place to chat with like minded peeps that isn't infested with Indian scammers or noobs looking for a handout. There's a #trading IRC channel on libera but it's mostly one retaidnwho thinks market makers are out to get him just monologuing into a channel of 59 lurkers
Reddit bears are seething, this is so fucking bullish.
>>62190599Wetter than all hell and taking all comers from bow to stern.
>>62190592now I'm kinda curious what their ethnicity was
>>62190600Oh, that TGT, lmao
>>62190541You can't use Copilot in 2026. Use paid Claude tier.I actually coded that scraper with it, but I CBA to make a github song & dance just for you.
>>62190605Scared money.Also the same Redditor would have invested in weed stocks and deemed it low risk due to the legal!zation! that happened.
>>62190571No one can peg my race, I'm mystery meat.I'm Swiss and North African. I'm as white skinned as a white European but as a result look more Ashkenazi than a full blooded Ashkenazi.
>>62190613>You can't use Copilot in 2026I just used it. It codes wrong, or what? Is it supposed to cost money?
>>62190617>I'm Swiss and North AfricanSo a nigger
I have a quarter of a million dollars how do I turn this into a million
>>62190628Multiply by 4.
I'm retiring before the end of June. Seriously, fuck working ever again.
>>62190601yes, there’s a relatively inactive discord as well. I thought about making a #bizraeli irc, if you make it I’ll join.
>>62190416i lost money all 3 times i tried that
>>62190617No such thing as a full blooded Ashkenazi, they are mudbloods by virtue of their parent race and religion.
>futuresooooOooooo....
>>62190646Lmao I'm not calling it that but if anyone else expressed interest I'll make one
Oh wow the /smg/ nazis are out in force. Shouldn't you faggots be in the rock general?
FIGHT
>>62190669Morning jamboy.
>>62190669Being opposed to jewish pedophile oligarchs starting wars and committing multiple unprovoked genocides with your tax dollars isn't nazism, it's common sense. Iran obtaining a nuclear deterrent against israel would be the single most bullish thing that could possibly happen to the stock market right now, since it would prevent israel from starting any more pointless wars of aggression.
>>62190668It’s really easy to make IRC channels if I wasn’t afk I’d just make it. I make the /quant/ generals every now and then to include algo traders and quant people. Never really goes anywhere usually just people stopping by to grandstand, but a few people actually have admirable success. If you have any questions or wanna shoot the shit I’m here for it. I’m just drinking my gfs white claws tonight, found a bunch in a cooler
I’m claiming this thread and its participants in the name of Chevron.
>>62190686Fuck off vlad
>>62190695It's impossible to be pro-American and pro-israeli at the same time, when the israeli government is actively harming the United States. Buy oil and oil accessories.
>>62190628>I have a quarter of a million dollars how do I turn this into a milliondca into 10 good ideas
>>62190643>I'm retiring before the end of June.congrats
>>62190643i've been here 10 years and i'm not retiringman i'm fucking dumb because i never went to college
>>62190687K #trading on rizon, I'll put some stuff in the topic, maybe next OP can include the following:#trading on irc.rizon.net
>>62190715don't they charge like $200,000 now for college?
i want to kill someone
>>62190722well i aint going now
didn't the war start again with no end in sight? why are futes green?
>>62190741niggers>>62190729i hope to go if i ever have the moneyhope you can retire at some point
i can't fucking believe my parents (or ANYBODY ELSE AT ANY POINT) told me good grades lead to scholarships which leads to free collegei didn't realize till after i dropped out of highschooli hate this shit man
>>62190741What are you talking about?
>>62190748at least you got that street cred now tho
>>62190749oh yeah, forgot, Iran can literally fire at US ships and the orange cuchold still won't start the bombing because he's desperate to end this
Thoughts on Cerebras IPO???
>>62190753Full port
>>62190748Those sorts of scholarships are practically unobtainable for white males. Degrees are also worthless.
>>62190693>in the name of Chevron.I thought the stock price would be much higher considering. Sad
>>62190619You gotta spend money to make money
>>62190726it can be you
>>62190748>free collegecollege is a scam now anywaysmaybe in the 70s or 90s that shit was real. nowadays, not reallygetting a degree won't magically fix your career
>>62190748>free collegeyour local state university can be extreemly cheap or free with pell grants if you aren't loaded. If your parents are rich you might have to wait a couple extra years
>>62190762>practically unobtainable for white malesall you have to do is express yourself as non white like Elizabeth Warren who claimed to be native american to get her admission and job
>>62190753I'm thinking I'll skip Cerebrapp for the moment
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>>62190741Turns out the ships found a Portal in the Hormussy! No problems anymore if you don't see the problems!
I like the way SONY's chart looksbuy Sony because every tech company must pumpThey still make playstation?
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