chill weekend edition>Educational sites:https://www.investopedia.com>Financial TV Streams:https://www.newslive.com/american/cnbc.htmlhttps://www.livestreamy.net/bloomberg/>Charts:https://www.tradingview.comhttps://www.finscreener.comhttps://www.portfoliovisualizer.com>Screeners: so you feel like in the movieshttps://finviz.com/https://etfdb.com/>Gambling:https://www.optionsplaybook.com/options-introduction/https://www.optionsprofitcalculator.comhttps://optionstrat.com/https://www.optionistics.com/quotes/option-prices>Pre-Market and Live data:https://www.investing.com/indices/indices-futureshttps://finance.yahoo.com/>Calendarshttps://www.marketwatch.com/economy-politics/calendarhttps://www.earningswhispers.com/calendarhttps://www.cmegroup.com/trading/interest-rates/countdown-to-fomc.htmlhttps://www.mortgagenewsdaily.com/data/building-permits>Boomer Investing 101: so zoomers with meme stocks can outperform youhttps://www.bogleheads.org/wiki/Getting_startedhttps://www.sec.gov/search-filings>Misc smg:https://www.financialjuice.com/homehttps://finance.yahoo.com/trending-tickershttps://market24hclock.com/https://www.dividendchannel.com/drip-returns-calculatorhttps://brokerchooser.com/https://www.chathamfinancial.com/technology/us-market-rates>NEW THREAD: Copy-paste the following when making a new thread:https://pastebin.com/NyzbAsX4previous smigger thread>>62209474
Im not shlling this blog and am not affiliated with it. Its a good source for information in investing in semiconductorshttps://irrationalanalysis.substack.com/
>>62210446I have seen this image posted a billion times. Was this the start of "believable" AI?SK hymens
I’ve eggsually never kissed a woman before of even held one’s hand
got drunk last night and ended up gooning at 4 am. i've lost control of my life
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>>62210446MRVL or AEHR?
HAIRY JEWISH PUSSY
im full porting into MU on monday
>>62210480both>>62210485nice
>>62210463Next week doesn't look as exciting. I don't see any clear winners from the ones that I recognize, just neutral at best. Curious about CSCO, BN, ASTS, and LUNR. GPRO probably gonna shit the bed.AMAT will be interesting for maybe indicating how semis are going to continue performing.How does DOCS even make money? Nobody uses that shit.
>>62210495i agree AMAT is the big one. CSCO will be good to read too.
>>62210468You're not missing much. When it happens, you'll be so numb at that point that you won't feel anything. You'll be immune to everything except the drama and crazy-making behavior and then you'll realize that you were better off alone even though that's not what you truly want.
if it looks like trump goes to chyna by wednesday, buy more techif it's canceled, buy insane retard puts
> futures
>>62210502bullish secret nvda deal. time for this piece of shit stock to moon.
What would you guys change first in this portfolio? Ignore the credit cards, paid off every month automatically
Buy semis or i'll curse your penis.
>>62210519sell half of SGOV and make it VT
>>62210499I met a girl from a rural family who looks like a disney princess and she's likely still a virgin at 27 (confirmed by a mutual female friend). Sweet but sheltered though. Looked like she wanted to jump my bones constantly while she worked under me, right before she left and I was about to ask her out she's done a shitty thing to her coworkers and I reprimanded her in front of them which made her mad to an absurd degree (forgot how fragile the female ego is) and acts like she hates my guts but from what I hear she sometime still talks about me. I'll probably swallow my pride and come crawling back.
>>62210519No one needs more than $1,000 in their checking account.
Each and every single one of you is gonna get raped on market open.
>>62210540
>>62210540SOXL pumps another 10%
>>62210519That's an insane amount that you have in what are essentially ultra short term treasuries. I would also personally up my international exposure a little bit aside from what you have through VT.>>62210534How do you plan on paying off credit cards, rent, and any other recurring payments with <$1k in a checking account?>>62210533How is it crawling back if she was never yours? Also fixating on one woman like that is a recipe for disaster.
>>62210525Ok, I can do that. Should I bother at all with memory and storage ETFs? I was thinking to throw $8k from SGOV to DRAM on Monday, then another 6k if it dips to $46 and $4k at $40>>62210534I need like 3k so that I can pay off the credit cards without interest, but thanks you just reminded me I had a couple of other accounts with money in them waiting for my bank churn bonus. Not sure I can transfer the money back to my brokerage without fucking up the bonus though>>62210547> I would also personally up my international exposureMore VT?
Opinions on SoFi?
>>62210550I don't want to misguide anyone and give wrong advice. All I can say that Vanguard's own split in VT is like 60-65% U.S. equity and 35-40% international from when I checked.Whatever the institutional equivalent is for VXUS in your 401(k) is generally a good complement for something that tracks the S&P 500. Just don't tell that guy who has been flipping out for weeks about selling VOO to buy VXUS.
>>62210463AST is gonna shit the bed with another massive miss, spending boat loads of cash and not able to compete any satellites.
>>62210547Just a figure of speech, we both flirted a lot at first but I cut back on it and acted nonchalant about it all, while she was consantly baiting me for a hint of attention or affection and obviously cared herself. I'll do a nice thing for her for her birthday and try to make things right, if she brushes me off then i'll just let her go.
>>62210550everyone's risk tolerance is their own. DRAM, QQQ, individual stocks. thats all up to you. you're doing a good job either way. good luck!
>>62210468https://files.catbox.moe/yq2q61.mp4
>>62210540I own DRAM
I hate this board so much but at least /smg/ is ok
I had a little looksee at the silver miners over on TSXV and it does look like they'll pump next week just from the looks of the graphs.
How do you stop the feeling of regret?For example I put a decent amount into AMD last year, but not my entire portfolio, I kept telling myself to do it but I just didn't. Now I feel like a total CHUD because I could have paid off my mortgage, pay for decent pension, fuck ugly hookers etc
>>62210592>I feel bad because I couldnt predict the futureI'm getting tired of seeing this posted on /biz/. If you are so certain you can beat the market, dump everythint split evenly into 5 random stocks and get back to us in a week.
>>62210592you get back up dust yourself off and get back in the arena
>>62210592Remember this feeling and take it into account next time you allocate to a position.
>>62210592Think about what you did wrong back then with the information you had at that time. And if you didn't do anything wrong, then dont worry about it. Might as well regret not buying a winning lotto ticket every week
Holy fucking shit look at Friday close GEX. This is like peak 2021 levels, higher than anything in 2024-2025. No way market makers are going to keep this pumping and pay out on all those call options, right?! GEX has gone from a record low end of March to record high early May. The greatest squeeze we’ve ever seen. But now it must end. It just fuckin must. Monday will be redder than the devils dick. Plenty of narratives related to failed Iran deal can be used.
>>62210592go all in on MRVL (semi joking)
>>62210519Why do you want to change anything? Do you think you are underperforming for some reason? 1. Learn as much as you can about your employer 401(k), if you still work there, do they have matching contribtutions? Do they have other plans you can open as well? If yes compare the plans, and determine based on age, contribution limits, and anything else what is the best plan to have. 401Ks have a required minimum age to withdraw penalty free 59-1/2 years. Other plans like a 457(b) have not minimum age to withdraw penalty free but you have to stop employment with that employer. Say later you get a job with a government or non profit and they offer a 457(b), you might roll your 401(k) into that and poof your age limit is gone. Why, you could get laid off, you could get injured or sick and cant work, but if you have enough in your 457b it can be a life line to support you in tough times. Just something to consider. Your FXAIX did +30% last year, +75% last five years. You can keep that as is and invest new contributions into something more aggressive lik vanguard's VGT, not saying you should, but something to consider. As you get promotions or pay raises, keep you expenses low and controlled, lay off the credit cards they are designed to entrap you in eteral debt. I would increase your cash holdings to at least six months of expenses (rent, food, gas, utilities) you never know. You might open a brokerage account - separate from your retirement account because bank savings/checking accounts pay shit interest on your money. Move your cash there and you can buy a money market of US treasuries (bills and notes, currently paying about 3.5%) as 'cash equivelants' that you can sell in a day and if needed transfer the money back to your cheking account, or use a checking account with your broker, whoever has the best service and lowest fees. Slow stead accumulation of some PMs is good, they are volatile but government spending only increasing.
>>62210485isn't that from dark souls?
>>62210592remember that feeling when you lost half of your portfolio by betting on something risky. now do a proper assessment. suicidal feelings vs regret. whats worse?
It's a bit frothy I think
>>62210587>I had a little looksee at the silver miners over on TSXV>> /cmmg/ cant make money general is where you shill garbage like that.
>>62210595That's the other hand. I also pick dog shit positions as well. So clearly I'm not a wizard and I acknowledge that. But with AMD, I mean come on, who didn't see this coming?>>62210599Thanks man. We will all fuck ugly gook hookers together one day.
>>62210592>How do you stop the feeling of regret?No crying in the casino. There is always tomorrow to lose more money
We better fucking crash this week. OR ELSE
>>62210592There is always another opertunity. Ive had those fuck ups, but ive also had brilliant plays after fuckups. Just be aware and open to opertunity.
>>62210626Thank you. Yeah, I match 401k contributions and a free $1k or so I think from the HSA.>VGTGood point. Will go ahead and update future contributions to this. Right now it's picrel.>credit cardsthese are just to get 5% cashback on varying categories. One of them I'll close once I get the credit card bonus from it.>cash holdingyeah, that's why I have a good chunk in SGOV, cash, checking accounts and some in pms (easy enough to sell in one trip for cash)
All I see are top signals everywhere
>>62210628No.
>>62210671>Will go ahead and update future contributions to thisJust a suggestion, review the ETFs with the lowest fees, and compare returns to risk, decide which best suits your needs. Another anon commented about diversifying to international markets. I was looking into this some months ago, but the US stated shit with Iran again and the middle east oil producers are blowing up their oil production and inteferring with tanker and shipping traffic in the region. So higher oil prices, higher shipping cost, interrupted supplies of all kinds, I am not sure how this will affect the international markets so I am holding off for now. I just dont know enough at this time.
>>62210646That would be very painful. For me
>>>/bant/24297147
>>62210673well yes but the top can go on for another 500 years
so we buying mu, mrvl, good and nvidia on Monday?
>>62210673How are the different from the last 15 years of top signals?
>>62210696tempted to sell some of my crabbing bullshit and just buy some DRAM
Oil trade is starting to actually look viable now, and barak ravid has completely fucked himself lads are we in?
>>62210708especially oil stocks like CVX, XOM and OXY they are near pre war levels in price, CVX looking like the best of them all in terms of earnings reports
>>62210714if you bought the tech stocks they were shilling since 2024 you would be, the elites don't care if you are a millionaire they make that in a week, its when you start approaching 500 million + that the elites start to care
Intel is still only 4x book valueyes, the stock recently dd more than 2xThere is a lot more room to go upAlso, NVDA and AVGO are behind the memory super cycle and are cheap relative. I would not buy memory right now, because memory is a commodity, and will remain a commodity probably.ASML and TSM are also lagging behind, not as much as NVDA and AVGO. These are good buys as wellIf I were to make a semi only portfolio, it would beNVDA, INTC, AVGO, ASML, and TSMI bet it would outperform BAKA. The prices are not bad right now at all, and the price to earnings for these companies are at record lows in the past 5 years. Earnings are through the roof, but the fad play right now is memory. These stocks are cheap right now. And now is a great time to buy them. Yes, the stock price for these companies is up a lot since the AI boom. But their price to earnings are LOW AMD is good, but its not cheap right now, and they don't have wafers.
>>62210592stop being a bitch and buy LITE before the 2027 supercycle starts
>>62210592There is always something else.Every year the market moves, every quarter the market moves, every day the market moves. There are opportunities every day. Just because you missed the last one, when its in hindsight doesnt mean there won't be other opportunities.Shit is getting real right now. The economy is going to expand by trilions of dollars, and you can position yourself to get a cut of that.Dont buy memory, though.
>>62210685Any thoughts on FBCGX? Looks like I don't have an option for VGT unless I sell current balances via BrokerageLink
>>62210592if you want to feel regret, look at SNDKif you put $20k into it a year ago, it would be worth almost $800,000 now
>>62210757$800,000 wouldn't be enough (for me).
>>62210742>Shit is getting real right now. The economy is going to expand by trilions of dollars, and you can position yourself to get a cut of that.holy top
bros are stocks going to go up or down on monday?
>>62210757Wow. Whats the story there, why did the company making my flashdrives spike up so fast? Are the making flashdrive AI or something?
>>62210640Erm, there is no /cmmg/ though. Besides if silver prices do go up most of the sector will probably pump a little.
>>62210634>implying theres a difference
>>62210767Up. Unless Drumpf does something retarded.
>>62210768SSD's -- and all forms of high-speed memory -- are the hot must-have items for all these gigantic AI datacenters popping up. The fundamentals for companies like SNDK and MU are still incredibly good, so they may have a ways to go.
>>62210641I sold all my AMD on march 23nd. Stop beating yourself up. I made money, you made money. Go do it again. It's as simple as that. Keep doing it.You'll never get it perfect.Win is a win.
>throw in a careful $1000 into RKLB>it fucking moons immediatelyShould've went in head first instead of dipping my toes.
>>62210771calls it is
>>62210771not until after the china visit, the reports by the NYP seems to suggest the mojtaba wants war
>>62210446What stocks do I need to invest in to make a pretty girl with a kino sneer and nose scrunch like picrel my wife?
>>62210750>Any thoughts on FBCGX?I am not familiar with it, so no comment.>don't have an option for VGT unless I sell current balances via BrokerageLinkI am not sure what this means. If you are not able to buy Vanguard because you have Fidelity I am not familiar with that either.Something to consider, you will have to followup with someone smarter than me. Your 401k is controlled by your employer, they set the rules for any self directed options. My employer said no options in my 401k. I moved to another employer and rolled my 401k into MY IRA and I set the rules in my IRA and now I can trade options in it if I want. There are other rules from the IRS but they are related to limited partnerships and stuff. But my point is this - you are allowed to contribute a certain amount to retirement. Cotribute as much as needed to get the employer match, but if you have more money left to contribute I I believe you can contribute to both the 401k and IRA at the same time provided you do not over contribute, and you will have more freedom to make investment decision in your IRA when you do your own investment decsions. So maybe you put 90% of your contributions into the 401k, and 10% into your IRA and your IRA has the more aggressive investment approach. Earnsing are tax free, and after your leave your employer you can ROLL your 401k into your IRA. If you work somewhere new just open another 401k and maximize that.
>>62210769>there is no /cmmg/ though.>>>/bant/24267189
Anyone here actually hold something for a year for longer term capital gains
>>62210800do not have the patience
>>62210800I've held bitcorn for about a year if that counts
>>62210800yes. but i live in Maryland so i pay another 8% state tax. rip. try to avoid the 3.8% Net Investment Income Tax also.
>>62210800Yes. All the time. This short-term stuff with storage stocks is a novelty to me, but holy crap I've never made so much money so fast in my life.
>>62210800Ye, my long term holds tend to be my better trades.
>>62210800yes held my shitting Australian banking shares in west pac from 2019 to 2024, only gained 21% fucking dogshit
>>62210796This is /biz/ not /bant/ and my point stands.
>>62210800Yes, if a stock does well I continue to hold it. I only sell if it loses early after buying or if I lose faith in the company itself. I'd rather pay taxes in retirement.
>Iran has moved to take full control of all 7 undersea internet cables passing through the Strait of Hormuz.Sounds bullish
thoughts on MARVEL TECH. memoryGODS ?
>>62210834is it really a part of the memory industry if it didnt move 15% on friday?
>>62210831Giga shitposting campaign, I'm all for it
>>62210793It's the closest thing I can get on Fidelity. Here's a summary of it. It doesn't perform as well as VGT though>ROLL your 401k into your IRAYeah, I probably should have done that. I rolled the previous employer's rollover IRA to my 401k last year. Looks like I'm preapproved to rollover $48k though if I want, but I think they'd withhold 20% of it for taxes.
>>62210750Since I am giving free worthless adivce, you might also want to consider the following:- If the annual 401k contribution limit is $25,000 you can contribute the whole wad on January 2 if you have the money, you do not need to contribute equal amounts every month. Ask your employer if you still get the 401k match if you do that, or if you hit the limit in 4-6 months, or do they require monthly contributions?- when you started your job you filled out a form where you stated you wanted the employer to withold your taxes for you (probably) and put 1, 2, 3, or whatever. You can change that to 0 to get the full amount and fund your 401k faster, and if you also contribut to a IRA also fund that to. By contibuting to your 401k, and maybe your IRA at the same time you are reducing your taxible income, and YOU figure out how much money you owe the IRS based on that income and if you still owe taxes after that YOU pay the IRS and state directly each month or quarterly. Look at your current pay check and get an idea what the monthly payments are. You pay one way or the other, why maximize the process for you. The IRS does not care how they get your money, they just want the tax money you owe, preferably in even amounts do not wait to pay all at once at the end of the year or you get a penalty. You probably can make estimated quarterly tax payments, you can look up the schedule.-you are a business as you have revenue (salary), expenses, insurance, investments, cash, taxes. Learn to run your business the best you can.Talk to a tax expert and get it figured out.
>>62210834>>62210839They aren't part of memory at all they purely design shit that other companies like TSMC creates for them, they design circuits, switches, cables, etc
>>62210853>but I think they'd withhold 20% of it for taxes.NO, not if you ROLL it. ROLL IT. You never touch the money yourself, one IRA manager sends the money directly to the new IRA manager you do not touch it or its a distribution. I rolled $400,000 from a 401K to MY IRA and did not pay one cent in taxes because it was not a distribution.
>>62210463Will be quantum pump soon?
>>62210708>>62210713I think that going long on oil makes sense right now. The Iran business feels like it might be short-lived but the damage is already done. I think that countries already started eating through their reserves. And look and how much changed in a relatively short time — Spirit couldn't survive the spike in jet fuel prices.I think that it might take some time to undo this damage and who knows, maybe tensions could escalate again. XOM and CVX might not be hot right now but I could see them being green overall at the end of the year.
>>62210884>going long on oil makes sense right nowoil/gas markets are being maniuplated bigly right now. Oil should be $150 at least. Trump and his rich buddies are working hard to keep the public oil price low even as gas prices keep rising. Mid-term elections are coming, people are getting pissed, you are seeing all out price manipulation in the oil markets to keep prices down. How long can this go on? The Fed has an infiinte fiat currency printer. I got oil stocks (CVX and EC) and they are up, but no where near what they should be.
okay on Monday or Tuesday i dump $5k into nvidia, mu, goog and tsmc. yay or nay? or avgo/mrvl?
>>62210910Can you stop spamming? It's giving me the ick
>>62210910Monday or Tuesday I plan to dump 5k into SOXL, if we crash we crash together fren
Is it still smart to begin with Bitcoins? More and more findommes on X demand bitcoins. Is it more anonymous than e.g. Paypal? Discord: jeanettejakob
>>62210905they just have to short it until the hormuz reopens
>>62210910the first optionthose 4 companies + AMD, AMZN, AAPL are all you need to make it
>futures
>Was going to buy mram>Didn't>Just checked it
Got 5k to play with, I never bought stocks i was always a crypto chud. What should I buy? MU?
>>62210953Check out envideo. My grandson keeps telling me to buy it.
>>62210953Get something safe and secure for your first stock like KMB.
>>62210953Definitely Nintendo. They've been around for a long time and everyone loves the Mario so they a safe investment.
How do we address the JQ?(the Epstein and male underwear fetishists)
>>62210905Printing money isn't going to stop the global economic impact that this situation already created. Domestically, the facade can hold up for only so long although I wouldn't call it much of a facade given how much prices have already spiked up.You don't have to invest only in production/exploration. There are other ways to invest in oil to hedge against losses. I just have a very small position right now but if I'm right and if things start to creep up in that sector, I'll allocate more to it. Might be a bunch of red days in oil for the next few weeks or even the next few months but overall, I think that the 6-month to 1-year trajectory looks favorable.
>>62210969Laugh as kmb keeps going down
>>62210721I don't know much but advising against buying memory right now while it is what is bottlenecked sounds like retard tier advice.
>>62210863That makes sense. Thanks, this is a game changer then if I can trade this much without tax. Will likely buy my DRAM with it then. I'll move my SGOV from my brokerage to either VT/VGM since I'd be holding long term>>62210855Unfortunately it looks like they only match in the periods I actually contribute and it's up to 6% with a 50% match.
>crypto boomers are hereYikes
>>62210969First of all, it's not underwear, they're adult disposable diapers for men. And second of all, KMB is a 32 billion dollar market cap behemoth with a PE ratio of 15. If SanDisk can get in on the storage bubble, than KMB could too.
>>62210986kek imagine being a crypto boomer in 2026lmao haha imagine not making it in 2017
>>62210989How are they integrating AI into their diapers?
>>62210992The next bottleneck in AI will be the construction of the AI data centers themselves. The builders will have to work 14 hour days with no bathroom breaks to keep up with demand. That means a BOOM in the adult disposable diaper segment.
I gave gemini all my investment transactions since 2019
>>62210953Top signal
>>62210946did you check on robinhood? because it pumped another 35% after hours.
>>62210905>I have TDSThe post.
>>62211006Yeah, and I'm very miffed.
nogs n kikes
>>62211002Are you making like $300k+/year? How could you afford a $130k net contribution?
>>62210800I try to always hold for more than a year because I'm an investor
G-guys. What if AI isn't a bubble? I'm starting to get scared just thinking about it.
>>62211033My logic to over invest on AI is that if it isn't a bubble I will lose my job and need AI stock gains to survive, and if its a bubble I will still have a job to buy the dip. I'm probably just justifying my gambling addiction, but it makes sense in my head
I've seen the light. I am changing my ways, bruhs. I'm going to swing from eternal pessimist to eternal optimist and just have faith that the Stock Gods will see my new sentiment and allow me to thrive towards complete financial fruition.So say I, Amen.
>>62211027yeah dual income. 275-300 depending on the year
>>62210556They seem like an ambitious company with a lot of potential. People say that the SAVE student loan plan being axed could mean more potential business for SoFi but I don't think that's good business. I can understand why people see potential in them but they still look like a risky bet to me right now.
>>62210540I’m 80% cash
>>62211050What's the point of making that much money if you're an inbred rural hick who needs 100k max to survive in El Paso or something?
>>62210540I really hope we open red.
>>62211080putting your kids through inbred rural hick private school and sending them to inbred rural hick college
Jesus christ this was a crazy rally. Is it going to be like this after every earning reports for mag7 and semis?
>>62211098
>>62211080number go up
>>62211097Why would you say such an evil thing? Some of us are just trying to survive in this crazy world of ours. To make a little bit of money. To be.
really dont care if tel aviv gets nuked at this point
>>62211002>7 years and not even a 2x
>>62210463>earnings releasesLike literally who the fuck cares? They mean absolutely nothing in the "find the greater fool" game y'all are playing.
>>62210983>Unfortunately it looks like they only match in the periods I actually contributeIt is what it is, the important thing is to ask and understand. Also know many people at your work answering your questions are probably retarded. Usually the dumbest people work in HR/payrol (the daily staff) and follow what they been told when they started. >this is a game changer then if I can trade this much without taxMore control of your investments means more opportunity to make or lose money. Go slow, learn and make sure you understand, make money, retire early.
>>62210446>Had $5000 in AMD in 2018>Sold all my shares to buy a house>AMD now at almost 450 I want to kill myself.
i am going all in on WEN and MCD
My dad was telling me to buy memory stocks earlier this year and suggested me to buy Micron but I didn't listen because it "looked too expensive at that time" and that I would be too late anyways for any run-up. Now micron is up by 100% and Sandisk literally tripled since that conversation. Jesus christ why didnt I listen to my pops
>>62211176which one do you like more?
>>62211180i think WEN. how about you?
>>62210592walk away from your screen and meditate
Strait status?
>>62211183The WEN is closer, but I actually think I prefer MCD. I haven't been to the MCD in years though because last time I had to wait in the drive thru for 25 minutes
>>62211190Full speed ahead
>>62211007>I have TDS
>>62210905If only they where open about oil prices being manipulated, at least that way it be the fault of the people trying to time the oil markets fault for losing money
chip
I want to buy Anduril because I believe in it but I'm too poor
>>62211218>If only they where open about oil prices being manipulated,The price is always manipulated, usually by the big producers to keep is steady where they make good money, but they also make announcements about cutting back and produce more, or produce but cut back, side deals, secret deals, then there is the hedging shorts and longs but Trump is openly posting lies (they all lie but Trump is better at entertaining lies) to push the oil price down. Its working for now. Not long ago Besssent said in an interview the US was allowing Iran to sell its oil and therefore using Iran's oil as a weapon against Iran. Pure retardation, what retarded balls so say something so stupid. They wanted the oil sold to help supply the market. Russia's deals with China bypass the markets and US dollar but it keeps China from buying more on the open market. I dont see the war with Iran ending any time soon, Bibi wants Trump to start it up again to try and finish the job.
>>62210613>semiheh
>>62210540ok
im all in on chips
>>62211003desu Wednesday was a top signal so we dumped 4% on Thursday and then we pumped another 15% on Friday
>>62211248We should all make a pledge to eat one potato chip for every dollar we earn on chips
>>62211256But I'll starve to death :_:
>>62211183I would be more bullish on WEN if they served their breakfast potato wedges during lunch because their fries are kind of distinctly terrible for reasons I don't understand. I think only burger king has worse fries.
>>62211256im in bro.
>>62211265WEN does have bad fries!
>>62211256sounds sensible!
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>>62211338I'm shocked a jeet is anti-AI. Maybe he's secretly pro it and doesn't want the top to be in so keeps fudding it?
>visit parents so they can play with grand daughter>35 junky brother in basement started a robinhood and is trying to educate me about sndk and soxl.why is this junky trying to make me a bobo. I'm so confused and scared.
>>62211338Bottom sig..>>62211340Oh fuck, maybe your right
>>62211347Its true, I've never messed with stocks and I just made a robinhood... I think this is the top because im planning on aping into MU.... Im a crypto bro / metals schizo
>>62211357Hi anons, MUanon here. I've been trying to help you guys make money since last November, and I will persist as long as I feel it will do any good. Look at the low forward PE and the absurdly low PEG. Look at the EPS forecast. The crazy train has no brakes, and there is still time to get on board. Buy a little. Put a 10%-12% trailing stop loss on it and leave it alone. Wait for it to go up above your stop loss, so that you are assured of making money, come what may. Then buy a little more. If the stop loss executes, have the self-discipline to let the stock recover to the point at which you sold. Then start the whole cautious process all over again.I know you have that AHHH I DON'T WANT TO BUY AT THE TOP feeling. That's okay, anon. Don't get greedy and don't get scared. Just hang on tight and wait for the tsunami of cash to keep pushing them upwards. Oh, and remember -- you cannot baghold semiconductor stocks. It WILL go back down to $100 or so after the data center craze is over and wander around aimlessly for the next 10-15 years.Don't get greedy. Don't get scared. Good luck. WAAGMI!
i make 86k post tax but i still feel poor, there's no way the median is 56k i just don't believe it. maybe it doesnt feel like a lot because im single? no debt or any high expenses either i just save a lot
>>62211367Join the cult
>>62211371Micron's earnings have grown almost five times faster than the price of their stock.Think about that for a minute. The sun is still shining and there is plenty of hay to be made.
/smg/ movie nite soontonite's movie is Smiley Face Killers (2020)
>>62210479People on the previous 3 at least won't continue to fud winning investments after it's clear they've already won....
>>62210480>3 billion mcapThis seems to literallybe an AI microcap but their revenue sucks.
>>62211367>>62211379Fuck it I'm tired of being a pessimist, I'm going to fomo some Monday.What's your opinion on SOXL? MU seems to have similar returns, which is crazy since its non-leveraged
>>62210519If you didn't spend over 3000 bucks on credit each month, then that's what I would change. Not doing that.
>>62210569>everyone's risk tolerance is their own.Kumbaya posts like this are why I didn't lock in.>>62210586I hate /smg/ more than the retards on outer /biz/>>62210592You don't. Eventually you will think about suicide every day because internet strangers telling you "get a cert so you can get a better job" or "it'll be okay bro, more opportunities in the future" won't change all the times you lost out and how your debts are only going to mount with time and fuck you.
>>62211367it keeps hitting new ath. why not lump $10k Monday and dca?
>>62210607You're assuming the market will be down 500 points or something. SnP only needs to go down maybe 150 points, or 2%, to totally fuck all the retarded retail traders. And this is something it can easily make back in 2-3 days.
>>62211409Stay the hell away from leveraged anything. If you are interested in a pick-and-shovel ETF, DRAM has only been around for a couple months but is doing great; I have a bit of money in it as well. It gives you exposure to the big two Korean chipmakers as well as more exposure to Micron, Sandisk, and a little Seagate and Western Digital.Don't overcommit. Just buy a little and hang a trailing stop loss on it and see how things go. You can always throw serious money at it later, when the green numbers get big.
>>62210673>top signalsIt's not a bubble until AI is revealed to be totally unprofitable. The shills on /biz/ and reddit talking about how they totally got a six figure job knowing how to prompt is one facet of this.Anyway the most logical assumption is that the market will probably crab, maybe a little red. MU and other tech stocks will 'crash' back to where it was on, like, friday morning or some shit in order to fuck the retarded retail longs.There will probablyb e a prolonged selling of stocks july-september back to that GAP at 6500 which will be painful but whatever.
>>6221136856k is easy to make, I was making 8-10k a month the last 5 months of last year just swing trading shit. Would have made more if I didn't listen to 'highly intelligent /biz/tards' telling me not to full port in April 2025 because A BIGGER CRASH IS IMMINENT AIEEEEEEEE
>>62211367>I know you have that AHHH I DON'T WANT TO BUY AT THE TOP feeling. That's okay, anon. Don't get greedy and don't get scared. Just hang on tight and wait for the tsunami of cash to keep pushing them upwards. Oh, and remember -- you cannot baghold semiconductor stocks. It WILL go back down to $100 or so after the data center craze is over and wander around aimlessly for the next 10-15 years.so what you're sating isPeople are perfectly correct when they say MU trails its earnings growth because people know it's basically a scam.
>>62211439Once the supply-side issues for memory and storage resolve themselves, the tsunami of money will vanish. Yes. You are going to have to unload at some point. Until then, MU represents the best value on the market.
>>62211424All seems like reasonable advice. Thanks anon, I'll do some research on the company, but will probably throw a bit of expendable money in and see how it does
>>62211454I wish you all the best, anon.
>>62211446it was good value 8 months ago at 230 bucks now it's up more than 3x.
>>62210540Oh its gonna be red? I will just buy the dip then. You literally can't stop me or defeat me. I win no matter what.
>>62211002did you have to do it manually or just upload the eoy tax statements?
>>62211483I track my finances with Empower (formerly Personal Capital) so I just exported all the investment transactions as a CSV. I guess you'd need to export your transaction history from every account if you're not tracking them in one place
>>62211367what is the top? Its $750 but how high do you think it could go?
Fuck all jannies (and snitches)
>>62211508Justified to be quite desu
I am now 50%+ on the year. I could clock out now and beat index but greed won't let me.
>>62211537Could always start DCAing out of your positions. It doesnt have to be a all in or all out thing
>>62211543As much as this year has been stellar so far, the previous year was instead a -50% so still have some ways to go until I'm back to parity. Clearly doing better in my trades at least.
>>62210768They make SSDs as well, you just haven't looked at the two logos on WDC drives, you tourist. They're very intertwined still despite the professional inSHITor narratives.
>>62210734i followed your advice and it's sitting at -9.4%
>>62211508idk im kinda with the nanny on this one
I need a CRASH
>>62211562where were you one month ago
AI bubble gonna just last forever right
>>62211367what about MXL, XNDU, or other tickers?
>>62211368>i make 86kInvest wisely work hard and smart and you can make it anon
>>62210446she looks like she sh*tting
>>62211413Why not get the free 5% cashback?
AMD was an obvious cup and handle pattern.
Noob here. Can you buy stocks "after hours" like during the weekend or do I have to wait until monday. Im using robinhood
>>62211593Most stocks you can trade in after hours, and the popular ones you can trade overnight. Whether you can trade them at these times depends on your broker, Robinhood can do it anytime but Fidelity only allows pre-market and afterhours. Also, only limit orders are accepted during after hours so if you want to market buy/sell just use the current ask/bid price.Overnight starts at 8pm on Sundays so you should be able order then.
>>62211367Should I buy 3k mu and 2k DRAM? Isn't the stock market super overvalued right now.... I 100% believe i am the top signal, I've always been anti stock due to being a crypto chud and not wanting "boomer" gains. But now I've noticed that stocks basically started pumping like crypto, except theyre actually backed by real companies and they are legally obligated to try to pump the price, unlike crypto which is now 99% scams just dumping useless shitcoins on retail. Also the schizo in me is worried the elites will try to rug the world soon to do their great reset 2030 plans with ww3, financial collapse and fake aliens..
>>62211608Thank you, and at open they usually pump or dump a lot? Whats the commonly held better strategy, to buy before open or wait and buy after opening? Or is it pretty much the same, just gambling on the price
>Kodak earnings came out Thursday night>Stock dumped 20% because retail is retarded and can't read a financial statement>They reported a big loss because they repaid a punch of debt and the price of silver went down so the value of their silver precursor stockpile decreased dramaticallyhowever...>Revenue up, 20% increase in profit margin, 7.5x EBITDA, regained distribution rights for all their photographic films>Their new medical precursor manufacturing wing is ripping and will likely boom this quarter because the hormuz crisis is restricting access to precursor chemicals from legacy manufacturers>Their thin film battery development wing plans to make a progress announcement this quarterAnyways, Kodak earnings calls always follow the same pattern: >Kodak reports paper losses due to reinvestment costs and debt repayment even though their fundamentals have improved dramatically>Some combination of retail panic and organized short relief causes the stock to take a shit for exactly one day>The stock floats back up to roughly its pre-earnings price over the next week as large funds who understand how financial statements work slurp up the discountIf you want the easiest 20-25% one week profit you've ever made, buy KODK on Monday.
>>62211625Friday's chart for comparison
>>62211618Open is very volatile so it's hard to predict if it dumps or pumps. I usually just wait an hour later.Last Thursday there was a huge sell-off followed by immediate recovery. Then Friday was just ripping right at open so who knows.
>>62211625https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8rlDTK6QI-w
>>62211615May I ask how you got the information about MU pumping and DRAM existing? Like did you hear it on Fox News? Discord about the newest gacha? Or are you with finance news literate?
>>62211625No shit I can't believe I missed that.This is the opportunity, I'd bet the house on it.I took profit at 10 and got priced outI'm betting big on this playThis is the good stuff boys
>>62211625Sounds like a plan anon but it is probably going to pump pre-market and all potential gains will be OGRE. FUCK THE JEWS, MARKET FOR ALL OR FOR NOBODY.
How do you guys hide two years of salary gains in 6 montjs on your investment account from your wife? My wife is an idiot and will think it means we can spend that two years salary or something idiotic like that instead of letting it compound more
>>62211634What do you mean? Im not some randon boomer from facebook if thats what youre asking. I've been on /biz/ since like 2015. I started lurking here and other places that discuss stocks. I have too much crypto, metals and cash so I want to start getting some stocks, but it seems like I came at the wrong time when everything's at ATH. But then again, I've witnessed some crazy pumps in crypto where buying at one days ATH is next days good entry.
>>62211446How much time would you give that? 3 years? I think (hope) it'll all end around the time the Democrats take office, so 2 years give or take.
>>62211515I saved a pic like this and then it turned out to be a dude.>>62211583reduce costs, galaxy brain, if you cut down your costs you have more money. 75 bucks cashback is not a good deal if you are spending too much.>>62211593Perp dexes like EdgeX trade stocks and commodities over the weekend but because AMerica is retarded AMericans can't access.
>>62211625>>Revenue up, 20% increase in profit margin, 7.5x EBITDA, regained distribution rights for all their photographic filmswhy tho>easy 25%Am I retarded if I want to throw 10k at this. I am, arent' I? It'll just dump on me. This is punishment.
>>62211634I posted about DRAM after some other guy on /biz/ was posting about it a few weeks ago.This board is FUCKING USELESS for most things, plus there's an endless amount of fud against useful tools like LETFs due to a superstitious fear of making money. But I guess compared to Normalfagworld it's a fountain of knowledge, if only because normalgroids don't know a single fucking thing.
>>62211686>turned out to be a dude/biz/ is a chaser board after all
>>62211688>SOXL Market General>Fuds LETFsincredulous shrek looking to the right.jpg
>>62211695For every pro-soxl post there's some guy talking about how he's 55 and all these zoomers are risking all of their 10,000ish bucks with letfs and he disapproves.
I lost $200 playing blackjack tonight. Anyone know a good spot to suck dick so I can afford to buy some SOXL on monday?
>>62211701I don't get why people don't just trade options in place of those leveraged products, if you are trading in and out like they were designed for then the drawback of options having an expiration date isn't a thing and they provide far more leverage for the capital
>>62211703https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lexhv8MaXQ8
>>62211687Their new medical precursor manufacturing business is much higher margin than film and industrial print media machines which are their main sources of revenue. Regaining access to direct distribution of their film (which is a growing market much like records were in the 2000s/2010s) has helped improve those margins as well. I think the huge EBITDA increase is mostly from the medical precursor business.
>>62211705can I trade options on Robinhood
>>62211625>Stock dumped 20% becausebecause you believe the market must obey the meme papers you're tracking while in reality it's "the greater fool" game, you buy low and sell high, and it was already insanely high at that time
>>62211705i raise you options on leveraged ETFs!
>>62211703come over to my place babe
>>62211713The leveraged underlying makes the premiums stupid high and pointless on those>>62211711If you can't already you probably will have to request it and lie on a form
>>62211716do people really get paid to suck dick?
>>62211719no officer that would be illegal and unchristainly
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=n0cde-Km05o
>sold everything because Iran war>boughted oil because of hormussy>going to buy NVAX and MRNAGuys, do I just want to see the world burn? This doomer bobo investment style can't end well and all it will achieve at best is missing out on gains but I can't help it.
>>62211733Feels like you're making one bad decision after another. Thanks to you I now know not to invest in NVAX, kek.
>haven't paid that much attention lately with all the spring work and stuffThis looks kinda retarded ngl
>>62211708goodnight babe. i love you.
>>62211735If every anon takes a different position at least one of us has to win in the end. I'm taking one for the team.
>>62211738Totally normal recovery, nothing to see here.
>>62211742thanks babe. sleep tight
>>62211625So you're saying I should buy a call?
Kill all babeposters
>>62211755If they were dead I think that would be just fine
Will fidelity let me trade options
>>62211354That pic better not be from a monkey torture video... I haven't forgotten about you monkey torture anon...
>>62211755Babe, I know you are joking when you say that. You are so funny babe!:D
this board is so useless. you bearcels have been crying for the last 8 weeks >waaaaaaaa top signal waaaaaaaaaa its unsustainable>waaaaaaaaa im so scared should i sell???? waaaaaa its so high who will pay out on all those call options??????>muh oil $150 muh dot com bubble SELL SELL SELL SELL >no anon dont buy SNDK/MU/INTEL/...its overvaluaded. stay cash>tomorrow WILL BE A BLOODBATH. this shit can't keep on pumping>...you shitpost 24/7 and act like broke ass bobocels . Even Reddit’s better at this point.
>>62210779can you link that NYP article?
>>62211783>Even Reddit’s better at this pointtoo far man
>>62211783I'm forming a discord for /smg/, it's going be an exclusive club.
>>62211788can you smg telegram instead
>>62211788>he's not in the real /smg/ discord
>>62211788>>62211792>using discord>>62211791>using telegrammaybe I'm too much of a /g/entooman for /biz/, but no thanks
>>62211783>AI is a bubble because...it just is okay????????
>>62211794We use signal
>>62211804>signalbased, IRC would also be acceptable but zoomers can't figure out /join
/smg/ discord would be cool, so i can meet other 100%+ ytd cute trans girls
>>62211814Those are men
ASTS bros, how are we feeling?I'm hoping (coping) for some government money this earnings call but I'm starting to get doubtful about the future of the company. I'm starting to fear that their inability to build and launch satellites has given Starlink enough time to catch-up.
>>62211824>Investing in designated shitting satellites
Wtf do you rotate into as of may 2026?> tech completely overbought> defense past its prime with Ukraine fizzling out> industry down and out thanks to HormuzMaybe finance? They are back up ever since interest has returned. Or maybe some precious metals?
>>62211834I slurped the dips on kodak and cloudflare, could've been too early. Going to buy Marvell monday or tuesday, whenever it dips. There is a chance that MU just keeps going up but the risk of becoming a baggoid for a while is too big at this point.
I went to ptg and/k/ they suck too. guess im stuck here until something happens or go do irl things
>>62211842nahh, all of these are at peak exponential top. buying into that now is financial suicide.i'm looking for the next smart move. i missed buying into nuclear energy related stocks when hormuz started, maybe there is some potential. but it depends on what the US will do so the risk is high.
>>62211846>ptgbased piracy anons in /smg/? snatch anything good lately?
drawing random lines, the explosive point on the micron chart around 510 is probably where it may drop to if the market shits itself again.
>>62211855>TA on a line
>>62211834Sap and Rheinmetall. This is the month of the Germans
>>62211848Nuke energy hasn't even seen its biggest pumps yet. Yeah if you look on the graphs then it's been going up steadily for the past years but it's not yet hit its potential. If Germany ever takes that big black oily coal dildo out its ass and starts building nuclear or there's a huge expansion program in the EU, USA, or other firstie countries then you'll some shit.Still, I believe this a good long term investment. Rick Rule said so.
>>62211856GutFeeling
>>62211859batteries are getting so cheap, and nuclear has so much red tape and bureaucratic overhead. Solar, wind and battery storage and anything else in electrification seems to be the real play. One accident and nuclear will fall off a cliff
just used a glue gun for the first time in 20 years. Damn that was easy. I was afraid to use it even though I bought it in november 2024 or something. If I wasn't so afraid all the time I woulda turned 10k into 50k and then 50k into 190k, then turned 190k into 270k. Why am I so afraid.
>>62211900Be greedy when you are fearful is what Warren Buffet says. Based old schizo
>>62210446How do I get better at swing trading it just feels like I'm gambling. I'm just trying to make at least $50 a week consistently
>>62211917Just buy on extreme red days.
>>62211926I've been retarded just buying a daily price jumper that looks good it works sometimes doesn't work other times
>>62211858Doubt it. The market is in a completely delusional state right now where it ignores all bad news and hypes all good news. Putin said that the war might be over soon so ofc the market will run with that and ignore that Iran has rejected the latest peace proposal. So European defense stocks will be down heavily on Monday. SAP will probably be down to because of AI-narrative against software. Everything AI will be up because the market will begin to anticipate lower interest rates, and also capital will rotate from defense stocks into AI and AI-tangential.
>>62211927You can get burned if you are not careful.
>>62211930>Putin said that the war might be over soonNothingburger, he's just saying it so more meat will enlist.
>>62211933I agree, that's why I'm probably buying more next week.
>>62211931I know. Im just trying to flip a small profit anywhere over the course of a few hours to a few days
>>62211795AI is a bubble because companies are heavily subsidising token usage and spending like x10 more in capex than the revenue they get from AI.
>>62211930>Putin said that the war might be over soonThe last few weeks Ukraine has been heavily hitting russian artillery. Taking out 70+ units per day. I'm expecting a large offensive as the weather improves as that looks like them clearing a path. They've been steadily moving forward for a while now and look ready to turn it into a decisive push.Putin might be right but not in the way he expects.
>>62211930Doubt Putins offhand comment on the war being over soon will affect the market at all. If it had been said in the context of negotiations then yes maybe. But it was just a random comment to Russians during the WW2 victory celebrations.
Just invested 50 on BP, when do i become a millionaire?
>>62211625interesting. for a more long term investor do you have a price target in mind?
Recommend me some quality investing related podcast. I'm getting bored of rational reminder.
>>62211957You'll need to invest at least 100 pennies to make it.
>>62211908Ironically I made him my background.
capex
>>62211900with hindsight you could have made 1B
>>62211995>Warren Buffett>aryan>successor also an aryan and not a Jew nor pajeet which is the style of our timeWhy is he so based? And why aren’t /biz/ more bullish on Berkshire?>inb4 someone is Jewish or a pajeetPlease don’t tell me if that is the case I’d rather be ignorant
>>62212008>why aren’t /biz/ more bullish on Berkshire?are you super bullish on GEICO, BNSF, and T-bills? you can already buy Apple just like Berk.
>>62211999Half of that spending is either from OpenAI or Anthropic iou's
>>62212000Doesn't work like that. I had specific entry and exit points but fucked up the allocation when I got cold feet. this is different from wishcasting and navelgazing about 'oh bro I knew about bitcoin in 2011 but I was in highschool and couldn't buy' or whatever.When I say missed iout I don't mean like "oh bro, like, if I knew about opendoor in may last year I could have made a 20x!" or RKLB, but I don't do that. What I'm upset about specifically is saying "I will allocate 10k to this trade, 10k to that trade, 30k to that trade" and then don't follow through. By playing earnings over 4 months like I planned I could have quickly 5xed and then 4xed my previous profits.Most importantly I have never lost genuine life-ruining money.Each failure brings me closer to destruction and suicide.
>>62212024>Each failure brings me closer to destruction and suicide.just get it over with then. save us from your "if reality was different" posting.
>>62212012we know. Apple doesnt have a cloud business lol. its apples and oranges. Goog has crushed Apple if returns matter to you.
>>62212024There is seriously nothing more pointless than dwelling on past mistakes you cannot change. Just stop faggot, turn off your brain.
>>62212008berkshire was the closest to buying the index before etfs where a thingnowadays you can just skip the middleman
>>62212044Wtf, is she autistic?
i made a new SMG>>62212063
Is this the week that these Seagate, mu, and other stocks get humbled. The amount of money and options going into it. Simply not sustainable
>>62212067>Simply not sustainableyou guys keep posting it but at this point I believe you dont know what these words mean.
>>62212067I've seen three separate threads on /pol/ about the subject today. It's over.
>>62212044Pigma balls
>>62212057She is a good pig mama,
>>62212067They got humbled two weeks ago, Soxl dropped 30% over two days and has made 80% since. I'm sure they'll have a few days down and rebound again because what the fuck else are people going to trade?
>>62212044Is that rabbi buttplug?
>>62211446How will the supply issues for memory and storage resolve? Some new technology captured by a skyrocketing startup?
