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hentaivirus edition

>Educational sites:
https://www.investopedia.com

>Financial TV Streams:
https://www.newslive.com/american/cnbc.html
https://www.livestreamy.net/bloomberg/

>Charts:
https://www.tradingview.com
https://www.finscreener.com
https://www.portfoliovisualizer.com

>Screeners: so you feel like in the movies
https://finviz.com/
https://etfdb.com/

>Gambling:
https://www.optionsplaybook.com/options-introduction/
https://www.optionsprofitcalculator.com
https://optionstrat.com/
https://www.optionistics.com/quotes/option-prices

>Pre-Market and Live data:
https://www.investing.com/indices/indices-futures
https://finance.yahoo.com/

>Calendars
https://www.marketwatch.com/economy-politics/calendar
https://www.earningswhispers.com/calendar
https://www.cmegroup.com/trading/interest-rates/countdown-to-fomc.html
https://www.mortgagenewsdaily.com/data/building-permits

>Boomer Investing 101: so zoomers with meme stocks can outperform you
https://www.bogleheads.org/wiki/Getting_started
https://www.sec.gov/search-filings

>Misc smg:
https://www.financialjuice.com/home
https://finance.yahoo.com/trending-tickers
https://market24hclock.com/
https://www.dividendchannel.com/drip-returns-calculator
https://brokerchooser.com/
https://www.chathamfinancial.com/technology/us-market-rates

>NEW THREAD: Copy-paste the following when making a new thread:
https://pastebin.com/NyzbAsX4

previous smigger thread
>>62215053
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>nows
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>Intel losing steam
Is it finally time to short?
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WHY GERMANON WHY?

IF ONLY YOU HELD OUT JUST A LITTLE LONGER

He's making gains up in heaven now :_:
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And just like that the weekend is over. bobo returns to his cave until the following weekend.
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>>62215589
bros... pray for me... I bought ASTS, if it pops even slightly now then I'm set for this year. If dumps and spacex with blue origin eat their breakfast then I'm done for.
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LOL
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>AAOI
Any other photonicslop I can FOMO into?
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>>62215597

I bought puts last friday. So it'll probably moon.
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I don't get how you can dump on peace proposal news, that get's rejected by both sides and you don't recover.
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HYMC bros, we are so back
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>>62215589
I think I'm going to sell my Kraken and NOK for DRAM dec 18 50 calls
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>>62215593
assuming that you're the same anon, what's your favourite
>futures
.webm you ever posted?
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>>62215603
>tfw wanted to sell at 0,8 but then thought what if it goes up like several hundred procent today
>now it’s down 15%
Could have made a sweet 200 bucks
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WHAT THE FUCK WAS THAT
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lol we're green you can't make this up
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>>62215602
You bought it today? Why not a week ago when it was in the shitter? I sold mine at a loss a week ago, which explains the pump. But I put the money into more MU so it was all worth it.
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>>62215603

How the fuck did this shit jump 60% then drop 25%
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I should have sold IREN last week in the nvidia news. I don't know why I'm holding this shit still.
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Finna slurp some SNXX maybe
Or just put that money into DRAM
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>>62215616
lmfaoo this the type of nigga who sold you that turd at 0.8
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>>62215622
They shut down trading twice too. Jews are up to something
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AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
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Panic sold everything
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>>62215611
Advise me plz biz
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>>62215623
They've announced massive share dilution.
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SEEEEEELLLLLLLL SELLLLLLLLL SEEEEEELLLLLLLL SEELLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL SMG SEEEEELLLLLLL
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>>62215095
can the jews margin call you at midnight? or can it wait till morning? i was about $1000 into a margin call when oil touched $100 and it was a $25k loss which was 2.27% of my account size so i just decided to cut. if the jews cant margin call you overnight then i could have held and been up $30k-40k right now. but i sincerely didnt think they would run it up to 100 so i was aggressive and opened the shorts too soon. tale as old as time. its alright though, the oil demon is pleased with my offering and will reward me in the coming weeks
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AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
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>>62215620
fomo into space stocks since it became obvious that they are entering a proper mania phase before the space x ipo right now. asts still has the potential to go up but their management is fucking retarded so i'm gambling like the retarded piece of shit that I am.
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oil pumping again
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>>62215589
i shit in every hedgefonds, jew, bank, everyone having the power to move memory stocks 6% a days mouth and in their mouthers mouth for giving birth to a subhuman insect tranny subhuman
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>TTD
this chart is genuinely spooky
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I seriously hope you sold those MU bags at 800 when you had the chance
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hypothetically you get a margin call of six digits
what is the next step?
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>>62215636
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
DAVID TRUMP DO SOMETHING
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Bro what the fuck
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>>62215648

delete the app
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>>62215633
AGAIN

I know... I should have sold the news. Might take my 500 buck profit and run
>>
Subhuman jews should all be burned off this world
Worthless pile of shits
>>
The sell off is just the rotation into DRAM
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>>62215623
nigger you had anons ITT including me telling you weeks before to sell at 60 and you got 70
some of you are so fucking greedy it's hilarious
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>>62215626
He didn’t sell to me though ;<(
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>Trump to Fox: I am considering renewing Project Freedom.
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>>62215648
depends. how well do you speak spanish and how far is the next southern border?
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>>62215659
Buy i mean
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>>62215662
Lmao. Accept when you're beat.
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>>62215662
S-E-L-L /SMG/ WAR IS BACK ON
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Not one day without a V
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>>62215655
ye everyone rotating into DRAM in time to dump it tomorrow on samsung news
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>>62215656
Whatever I didn't lose money. Should I buy dram calls with the money I took out of iren?
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>>62215665
por favor need dinero senor
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>>62215674
DRAM still has some room to grow but if your losses are severe I wouldn't revenge trade on principle alone
it's not a long term hold...park that cash in an index fund and wait on the next dump when you have fresh capital..that's what I'd do
>>
>>62215662
BUY SMG WAR IS BACK ON
>>
BORING
>>
/SMG/ - Suicided Many Germanons
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>>62215648
Assuming hypothetically that you can't pay it? Bankruptcy.
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deploy the V!
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>>62215612
it seems every week I come across a new one that I think is the best one ever, then a new one comes along the next week. I like some themes more than others, like animals with funny noses, micro/pygmy animals etc. those are always funny to me
>>
Applied Digital up another 10% today - I didn't buyed.
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AAAAAAA GO UP, GO UUUPP
>>
I'm so ready to buy buy buy once this war starts back up.
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>>62215683
how can I deploy a fiscal policy i.e print money?
I dont mind paying higher interest later
is it not possible?
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BUY ASTS BUY ASTS BUY ASTS

The sky is no longer the limit!
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what should i do with myself this trading session
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The president pump and dumping, selling crypto scam coins and manipulating markets while in office is the most third world shit I've ever seen. We are only a few decades away from some dude wearing a gold chain and drinking malt liquor slurring on television running the country. Bullish I guess just buy 10 delta SOXL calls every week
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>>62215685
Videogames?
>>
What the fuck is this gay nigger market doing?
The market should be down -10%
Fuck this gay nigger clown market
THERE IS NO DEAL
HORMUZY IS CLOSED
THE MARKET IS RUN BY ILLUMINATI NIGGER FAGGOTS
JUST GO DOWN
FUCK
>>
>>62215632
Nice little pamp on ASTS.
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PLbros...
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This is it. We all had our chance to get out of the market. All my shit is going down now
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KEK they haven't done anything in 2 years....

the gold's no longer there right?
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>LITE
YEAAAH BABY
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>>62215707
No
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>>62215707
meanwhile....im doing just fine.
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>>62215712
If it ever comes out that there's no gold there, what should I buy?
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ITS JUST A GULLY
>ITS JUST A GULLY
ITS JUST A GULLY
>ITS JUST A GULLY
ITS JUST A GULLY
>ITS JUST A GULLY
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Jesus
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Looks like wolfspeed is going through a short squeeze. Piece of shit company but the semi-trend is providing momentum and like 50% of the stock is shorted
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>>62215712

remember the time the Pentagon lost a trillion dollars and then when the story dropped Jews blew up some buildings in New York and started a forever war?

familiar

they are even rerunning the COVID hoax playbook with the hantavirus bullshit. they are throwing everything at the fucking wall right now
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My MU entry is $777.
Am I gun make et??
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>>62215722
gold, unironically
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My 200 EWY calls stay super stinky
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What do the goyim spend their money on instead of investing in the market?
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XE
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>In terms of Iran negotiations,
@realDonaldTrump
said of the hardline leaders "They're going to fold"...
When asked if he could deal with the current regime, or if there needs to be another round of 'regime change', he told me "I will deal with them until they make a deal"..

>Two Regional Diplomats Say One Issue Frustrating Trump Is Iran’s Demand For War Damages – AP
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>>62215734
women
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>>62215730
Those fucking demon eyes.
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>>62215734
the least goyish goyim i know put all their savings into 2.64% money market funds lol
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>>62215679
I don't have severe losses I'm just bullish on memory but that could be because I already have a decent amount of sndk and mu...
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I have a sore on my tongue that isn't going away after a few days
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>>62215734
They have 15 active subscriptions at any given time.
They service their car that'll be virtually worthless in 3 years.
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Why did bobos moved on to the strait and went for the virus now? What the fuck? That shit is less contagious than Covid.
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>>62215734
Things to show other poor people that they have money
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>>62215734
The goyim at my work spend it mostly on mind numbing entertainment subscriptions or excessive door dash.
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Was this the dump you were hoping for?
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>>62215743
Also Bonds and CDs
my father is obsessed with bonds and CDs, he was showing me his physical printed bonds when I was a kid and he was like ~30

I think he made less on them overall than from selling my grandparents stuff on ebay.
>>
>>62215744
if you already own MU it's too much overlap
you're paying a high fee to hold DRAM for just SK hynix which already has other means of exposure with lower expenses
just buy more MU it's like 30% of DRAM
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>>62215728
the retards who bought into it (and keep holding) don't deserve to make money on this stock.
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>>62215734
>new car
>new phone
>new bag
>new shoes/clothes/jewelry
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>>62215755
where is her ass
>>
Anons, at what level do we start slurping Rheinmetall again? Zero?
>>
>>62215762
Current year chud
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>>62215715
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>>62215764
Dunno exactly what would make it climb again
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GO DOWN
HOLY SHIT FUCK
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NVDAchads we are so back
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LUNR chads keep winning.
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WHY THE FUCK IS THE MARKET GREEN
I'M GONNA JUMP OFF A FUCKING BRIDGE
FUCK THIS GAY NIGGER CLOWN MARKET
>>
>>62215723
:3
>>
I think this is a good price entry for Bed Bath & Beyond boss.
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>>62215759
Doesn’t change the fact that it’s in a squeeze though. Up like 300%
>>
>US President Trump: Will Take Off Gasoline Tax For Period Of Time - CBS

Somebody called it last thread or so
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IT'S HAPPENING AGAIN AAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
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>>62215776
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my NBIS doin a lil sum
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>>62215781
Nice.
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is thus sustainable?
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Fucking boomers man. She was on the flight to joburg where the second hanta virus died. She knew.
She decided to fly to San Fran anyway, then further and finally to Pitcairn island.
Probably a nothing burger but wtf is wrong with boomers?
>>
I know the market is up and destroying my shorts, but thats irrational so I have the MORAL upper hand.
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>>62215781
whoever did is probably going to make bank
this is obscenely bullish for energy futures
>>
>>62215722
Guns.
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>>62215781
I have never seen a tax cut I didn't like boss.
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MRVL is so back
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>>62215781
Called it a week ago lmao. The US cucked themselves into this now they have to suffer a bit too
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>>62215757
True... I was thinking of a LEAP tho
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I need China to invade Taiwan, ideally this week.
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ANOTHER 6 HOURS OF PUMPING SESSION
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Hims & Hers will reveal its earnings today.
Do you think the stock'll go up or down?
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>only thing I’m up on is Berkshire
Knew I should have just put everything in it and just forget it
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>line goes u-
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>>62215781
More debt. He's riding the US to death.
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>>62215790
>boomer in Pitcairn Island travelling to Polynesia
>boomers shitting in rat infested dumps in Argentina to watch birds
what the fuck are the goyim doing?
>>
>>62215802
Why doesn't he just reopen the strait?
>>
>>62215730
this creature... surely this is photoshopped
demons are not even try to look like normal humans anymore
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>>62215810
We can just put more tariffs in place to make up the difference boss.
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>>62215810
Yields didn't do anything on that news, weirdly enough. They should have reacted, but didn't.
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>>62215812
They have - indubitably - gone insane.
>>
Anyone still got crypto?
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And just like that the S&P never fell below $7,400 ever again
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whats going on?
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>>62215820
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>buzz about MRAM being a possible slam dunk
>it's been a while since I did an individual stonk
>look into fundamentals
>seems legit
>mite b cool
>but I should be careful/responsible in case of rug pull
>invest ~2% of portfolio into MRAM last week
>MRAM goes up ~100% in a week
>every. time.
>should have invested more

I get sad if I lose money on a stonk, I get sad if I make money on a stonk because I should have invested more.

How do you get over this?
>>
>Apple's Cook, Meta's McCormick, Cisco's Robbins, Goldman Sachs' Solomon, and BlackRock's Fink are going to go to China with Trump.

KEK, all the BIG Tech and Big Banks that MAGA hates (rather hated, now the love them since they have no principles)
>>
I need this God damn gay nigger market to dump and turn red.
>>
>>62215834
Stop being an emotional retard and learn to observe your fear. Fear of loss goes both ways.
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>>62215818
What's the tax take on fuel in USA? Must be huge?
>>
GM smiggers
Well that was a weird dump in the morning
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>>62215824
I'm shorting
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>>62215817
Americans save at the pump then pay tarrifs instead?
Not sure how that helps?
>>
>>62215834
There will always be more opportunities, anon. Or you can always FOMO into memory, kek.
>>
LITEgods status report?
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>>62215853
Mine was a bit irregular because I just got back from Cancun
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>>62215856
Helps Israel and that is all that matters
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>>62215856
You don't have to pay the tariffs, just buy American boss.
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>>62215818
>>62215851
>Republicans ran on reducing the deficit
>Still managed to increase it fuck loads
Every time.
>>
Memory is for gods chosen
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I am so tempted bros... How much lower can Shopify go??
>>
>>62215863
I'm in the UK. I've never seen an American product for sale here.
We have standards.
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>>62215866
The cult wins. Trust the plqn and hold...
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>>62215597
Yeah post your short so we can moon even harder.
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>>62215808
I've been wondering about BRK B. I sold all my South Korean holdings so now I have around $20k I have no idea what to do with. Everything is overpriced right now. Maybe the move is to put it in Berkshire and trust those boomers to know what to do with it when shit inevitably hits the fan.
>>
AMD $500 when?
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>>62215868
58 forward p/e and 15% operating margin? This company seems dogshit anon, can you pitch it to me?
>>
jews
niggers
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>>62215868
Well any stock can never go so low that it can't lose half its value again.
>>
Every time I win a gamba I buy a lil VOO.
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>>62215881
Fuck if I know. I'm simply betting that it won't drop below $99 by the end of Friday market close. I think the $99 strike is safe because it's outside the 1-SD expected move ($99.48) but technical support is at like $97.63.
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>>62215886
that's cheating
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>>62215851
>>62215864
18 cents I think I read.

Obviously, companies will just raise the prices, now that the tax falls off.
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>>62215886
that's the way
>>
Give me a scenario where the price of a stock could be negative
>>
I will be buying Cerebras iPO.
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>>62215866
Memory is Aryan-coded.
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>>62215710
PLANET CHADS WE EATEN GOOD TONIGHT
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I hope the earnings don’t dump quantum computers but it probably will. I’m still staying in because I’m bullish on demonic computers. For me it’s QBTS and IONQ.
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Market will actually never ever ever go down ever again.
We're all gonna be millionaires while wagies are gonna be our slaves. Fuck em
>>
are you eating the tendies now rocket lab bro???
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>>62215892
That's a $67,000,000 loss to the government per day.
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>>62215874
have a look at GPRO, earnings call later today. fair warning though it might shit itself.
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NATURAL FEMALE GAS BROS....
yeah im thinking were back
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>>62215906
It’s a write off for them.
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>>62215908
>brapGODS
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>>62215902
Having been around on 4chan for almost 20 years and seeing all the truths on here, I'm sure you're also right on this.

Unless a meteor hits or an ice age rolls around.
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>>62215762
That's a man.
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>paper hands
How do these even exist
Just ignore the stock if it's red and come back later
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jensen bros...
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mumusisters...MU is running out of steam
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>>62215906
>$67,000,000 loss to the government per day
The US government seems to be able to run any level of deficit without any kind of pushback from bond vigilantes.
>>
I'm so fucking tired of this piece of shit nigger market.
Just go down.
It's over.
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>>62215924
Calm down and have faith...
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>>62215864
>>62215926
Credit is a resource.
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>>62215921
why would he be invited?

also, If jensen signs another pair of tits we know its the top
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>>62215921
erhm....nvdasissies?
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ASTS dumps after earnings?
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Wow, what's the news on Tesla today? Not a single candle red
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>>62215935
Yes it will dump just like INTC
>>
SOXL smiggas we just keep winning.
>>
watched superbad, always thought mclovin was cool
bought applovin
making money
is it that simple?
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>>62215936
Everybody hates Tesla now.
>>
I took my loss on puts.
Fuck this gay nigger clown market.
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>>62215935
no bobotard ASTS is heading to $100bn mcap like RKLB. i bought calls on ASTS so i can laught at you later
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>>62215722
Gold, guns and food.
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>>62215734

they spend a few thousand dollars to go to Coachella or whatever and smoke pot in a muddy field and fuck a dude in a porta potty. they buy some expensive clothes'shoes, eat takeout frequently, have 15 recurring subscription fees and make minimum payments on their maxed out credit cards. some of them spend hundreds a week on lottery tickets or sports betting. they also spend a lot of money to buy sex they otherwise wouldn't be having. honestly I don't understand what keeps the average goy going other than their desire to get more fastfood for lunch/dinner
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Looking at SOXL struggling at the 187 mark, I want to get back in, but I'm thinking there's a nigger tuesday coming and the bid/ask spread is ridiculous.
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>>62215945
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>>62215919
the best women are men, anon...
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My underlyings are like a RABID BULL THAT NEARLY CANNOT BE HELD BACK
Like AIS is pumping +4.61%.
>>
Imagine buying teslashit
>>
Good time to long DJT?
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I regret being 80% cash. If I wasn’t I would be approaching 400k not 300k
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After today I'm quitting forever.
There is no possible way the market should be green today.
Total shit and piss clown market.
>>
Quantum computing is literally demonology and will be the key to AGI
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>>62215920
I paperhanded many times when I was saving up capital for a big purchase. Now I'm thinking it was detrimental, based on this I'd guess paperhands mostly happen when someone is taking on a lot of risk while they don't have the required risk tolerance due to time constraints.
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>>62215967
Tesla quarterly net income is trending down. This is a top 10 marketcap company in the world and it's about to be unprofitable.
LMAO, and they say crypto is rigged
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>>62215971
Shit and piss indeed....shit and piss indeed...
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>>62215970
turning 300k into 400k is pretty straightforward anyway. the pepole who really missed out are those sitting on 30k who could have went all in on intel or mu or sndk or goog or really much of anything. going from 5 figures to 6 is the killer, everything afterwards is straightforward.
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>>62215834
Yeah if I invest 50$ its a guaranteed to go 2x, if 3k share dilution soon follows.
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>>62215951
>also spend a lot of money to buy sex they otherwise wouldn't be having.
...y-yeah those retards
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>>62215978
Lmao I knew it
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june calls on DRAM or DECEMBER CALLS /SMG/?
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lord Elon can not be stopped it appears again it seems
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All this green and SPY is only up .3% fml
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>>62215951
>168.5
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>>62215851

fed taxes are pretty low. most of the tax on gasoline is at the state level. literally a nothingburger will drop gas 20 cents and they will just jack it up another 20 cents because fuck you

just another irrelevant news story in the tard bull run before the music stops
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>>62215993
Why are you sucking that tiny penis pervert's dick?
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Wishing all fellow intcels have a wonderful and blessed day. Maybe we're losing steam, maybe not, either way still hodling.
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BYND
BYND
BYND
BYND
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Elon obviously can't build good cars cause nobody's buying em
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well my bear spy spreads are going to expire at max pain, and my mu covered $510c is going to expire DEEP itm, lmfao. oh well, still up 40%. i might sell it all this week and buy insurance calls on SPY MU and SNDK with 10%
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Silver is back!
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Ladies and gentlemen, this IS the Tesla exit pump
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>>62215971
Stop looking for the broader market to fail, no one knows the day or the hour and it even broke Burry. Just buy things that will do well regardless. Commodities outside of some energy remain underinvested for projected growth even in a recession. Oil well drillers will do well when the war is over, agriculture futures will spike around respective harvests, 6g is newest surveillance grid and you can profit from humanitys enslavement.
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>>62216005
nah, pajeets fucking love teslas for some unknown reason
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The Samsung strike / no-strike is coming for our gains.
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>>62215996
It's $2bn a month in lost revenue though.
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>>62215960
who's that? he's cute.
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Why is beyond meat dumping
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>lose $25k goombling on oil overnight
>stocks keep retard pumping to keep fueling my addiction
arent you goys having fun?
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>>62216024
Because it's shit food nobody wants to eat now it's not fashionable?
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>>62216024
People don't want to eat expensive fake meat with a lot of seed oils. Also the burgers can make you gay.
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How much should I throw into DRAM
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I put $4.20 into Tesla and I am waiting for it to turn into $10.00 so I can use it to buy a blunt from the marijuana store.
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hanter lockdowns coming soon
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>>62215603

This shit has traded half OS today
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Copy/pasted from /pol/ hantavirus thread.
>MRNA - Moderna, already working on Hantavirus vaccine.
>ROL - Rollins. Owns Orkin and pest control products and services.
>AMZN - Amazon.
>MMM - 3M. Makes PPE products like masks.
>PTON - Peloton. Makes home gym products.
>TDOC - Teledoc. Some offices require employees to check in with these people in order to come to work.
>DOCU - DocuSign.
>ZM - Zoom video conferencing.
>KMB - Kimberly-Clark. Owns Kleenex, Cottonelle, and Scott's toilet paper.
>CLX - Clorox. Multiple disinfectant products.
>DGX - Quest Diagnostics. Performs tests for diseases.
Too soon yet but worth a look if things keep moving.
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>US President Trump: Ceasefire Is On Life Support
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something ominous is brewing
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>>62215989

These calls are way too juiced for my liking

You can get like 3000 Gauzy shares for 1 DRAM DEC call that is slightly OTM
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Should I buy VGT or DRAM with this?
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>>62215589
LITE BROS WE R BACK
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>>62215978
B-but muh robo taxis and robo-maids or something!
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>>62216044
erhmm... MUMUSISTERS?
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>>62216042
this is psychotic though
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>>62216042
>KMB mentioned
>No mention of adult disposable undergarments
Go back.
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>>62216042
we need a plandemic ETF
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TRUMP STATES US-IRAN CEASEFIRE IS STRUGGLING AND ON LIFE SUPPORT.

TRUMP SAYS REPUBLICANS SHOULD ABANDON MIDTERM ELECTIONS.
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>>62215824
crypto stocks
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Me personally? i bought the IREN dip :)
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>>62216042
what a bunch of trash stocks
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>>62216042
>I might actually be able to sell my physical peloton bag
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>>62216044
Trump needs to deal with the iranian threat though
if he doesn't the next president will have to go there again anyways
the mullahs want the nukes
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>>62216060
SELLLLLLLLL SEEEEEELLLLLLLL SEELLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL SEEEEELLLLLLL
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why is incel doing nothing?
it was up 6% in pre
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>>62216060
>TRUMP SAYS REPUBLICANS SHOULD ABANDON MIDTERM ELECTIONS.
kek did he really say this?
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Can you imagine SOXL if Joe was still president? Probably be 300 already
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>CEASEFIRE IS ON LIFE SUPPORT
>WAR IS BACK ON

SEEEEEELLLLLLLL SELLLLLLLLL SEEEEEELLLLLLLL SEELLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL/SMG/ SEEEEELLLLLLL
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>>62216039
I can't wait to wear a mask again
thanks landfill tourists
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>>62216018
I need the strike to give me a good EWY dip to buy
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>>62216067
What are you panic selling? I'd love to buy it.
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>>62215824
Bitcoin returns have been pathetic bruv
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>>62216072
It will reach that this year though
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>>62216042
>>PTON - Peloton. Makes home gym products.
>>TDOC - Teledoc. Some offices require employees to check in with these people in order to come to work.
>>DOCU - DocuSign.
>>ZM - Zoom video conferencing.
These might pamp initially, but they aren't good plays because they don't have any MOAT. Who tf is using Zoom instead of MS Teams? A mf stuck in 2021 compiled this list.
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>>62216070
https://x.com/DeItaone/status/2053864688786534772
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>sivef
>nok
I'm okay with this
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Nothing Ever Happens
>>62216001
>BYNDFUCKINGGODS
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>>62216042
Isn't Zoom invested in Anthropic?
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>>62216028
>>62216034
It tastes just like real meat, I had it 6 years ago and it tasted pretty good.
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>>62216073
it's OVER
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nvidia passed 220 lol
MU back to 800
I was reading some bobo messages and thought something was happening but I am literally 5% up today? lol
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>>62216087
I've never tried it because I'm a hetrosexual.
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>>62216060
>>62216070
No, he said "walk away with" as in 'WIN'
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>>62216083
holy fucking kek
is this 4d chess?
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>>62216091
NVDA broke the curse?
WE'RE ALL SAAAAAAAVED
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>>62216073
Nobody cares about this dumb war. Give it up already.
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Why would Clorox go up?
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YOUR FRIENDLY CHEAT SHEET:

>NOT REAL
Oil
Gasoline
Fertilizer
Food
Families

>REAL
Stocks
AI
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Feels good to have made the money back that got thanos snapped when my bobofolio got heemed by the cease fire. I learned my lesson.
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no why did you tweet that you stupid dumb old orange fuck
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>>62216091
your gains will dissapear when the war restarts
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>>62216008
WTFWT
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>>62216095
these people are retarded
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>ford down 2%
>Rivian down 2%
>lucid down 2%
>tesla up 2%
The only explanation is insiders trading a self driving breakthrough right?
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qualcomm didnt even make 2x
is it the next rocket?
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>>62216095
Yep.
Spot the ESLs.
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waiting for an entry in DRAM but it just keeps pumpin'
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space anon was right
asts and rklb are printing
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>>62216111
Today’s all time high is tomorrows dip
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>>62216096
maybe they could just postpone midterms since there's a war going on
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>>62216117
>>62216117
>>62216117
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since DGXX is in bed with Cerebras, if IPO launch goes well how much do you think DGXX would pump? anyone else in on this?
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>>62216096
Lets consider how the past 16 months have gone and give Trump a grade.

Economy: A+
Foreign Policy: A+
Domestic Policy: A+
Guns: A+
Stock Market: A+
Border: A+
Immigration: A+
Inflation: A+
Egg Prices: A+
Gas Prices: D-

If you put it all together he still gets an A+ boss.
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>>62216118
Pretty sure that's the plan.
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>>62216114
No duh, ASTS will be a $500B by 2030

Get in on the moon mission A$AP smigger
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>>62216120
a lil early
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>>62216066

>those Iranian elementary school children were plotting something
>level the school with 50 million dollars of bombs

we saved the world. we stopped the terrorisms. we are winning so bigly. plz ignore pump prices
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>>62215971
The market has moved on from Hormuz.
Wall Street now talks about NACHO: Not a Chance Hormuz opens.
Everything is priced in by now.
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>>62216118
Like Zelenskyy did.
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>>62215707
it's a melt-up crash. nowhere else for money to go
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>>62216096
boomers are ecstatic at their 401ks, i think theres a very good chance reps end up winning midterms, but probably not by much.
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the concept of making money out of thin air is so retarded yet here I am doing it
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>>62216284
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>>62216042
>hantavirus pandemic might start a worldwide witch hunt for rodents
I'd like to see that. A world clean.
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I have a bunch of liquidity but the bull market scares me. Been waiting a while already but it won't fucking stop pumping. Starting to feel FOMO.



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