hobbies edition>Educational sites:https://www.investopedia.com>Financial TV Streams:https://www.newslive.com/american/cnbc.htmlhttps://www.livestreamy.net/bloomberg/>Charts:https://www.tradingview.comhttps://www.finscreener.comhttps://www.portfoliovisualizer.com>Screeners: so you feel like in the movieshttps://finviz.com/https://etfdb.com/>Gambling:https://www.optionsplaybook.com/options-introduction/https://www.optionsprofitcalculator.comhttps://optionstrat.com/https://www.optionistics.com/quotes/option-prices>Pre-Market and Live data:https://www.investing.com/indices/indices-futureshttps://finance.yahoo.com/>Calendarshttps://www.marketwatch.com/economy-politics/calendarhttps://www.earningswhispers.com/calendarhttps://www.cmegroup.com/trading/interest-rates/countdown-to-fomc.htmlhttps://www.mortgagenewsdaily.com/data/building-permits>Boomer Investing 101: so zoomers with meme stocks can outperform youhttps://www.bogleheads.org/wiki/Getting_startedhttps://www.sec.gov/search-filings>Misc smg:https://www.financialjuice.com/homehttps://finance.yahoo.com/trending-tickershttps://market24hclock.com/https://www.dividendchannel.com/drip-returns-calculatorhttps://brokerchooser.com/https://www.chathamfinancial.com/technology/us-market-rates>NEW THREAD: Copy-paste the following when making a new thread:https://pastebin.com/NyzbAsX4previous smiggatron thread>>62220381
Watch and learn.
Buy SBSW
>>62220908
>nows
anons bought MU at 810 KEK it's gonna be a long summer for you
AAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHITS SO OVERWHYYYYYYY GOOODDDDDDWE DIDN'T LISTEN AAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHH
>>62220890Where is the Gauzy news?
buy SOXS if you want to make it
>>62220928Did he died?
I forced myself to buy a bunch of sndk and mu yesterday knowing that it would crash the market. I knew for sure I would lose money and did it anyway to spite bulls. You’re welcome.
>>62220930
Please post more big tittied sheboons. I need to do some due diligence
>>62220936you were supposed to buy today idiot
>>62220931Sounds good. Just got a bunch of SOXS calls. I hope that jam boy who was talking about his SOXL calls got a real wake up call today boss.
fucking bitch i was gonna sell a few shares of QQQ finally
WHY DID YOU FAGS HAVE TO KEEP POKING THE BEARBOBO IS CRASHING EVERYTHING JUST AFTER I BOUGHT SHARES IN INTEL AND DRAM
>magic tricksbro's
>SOXL computer is going out of business.
>>62220948you could literally buy AMD but you choose to buy flaming shitcel
NFLXMCDPLNTall going parabolic from 52 week lows. easy money
What’s the breakfast order senpai? Should not be trading on an empty stomach
>>62220951Someone get me David on the phone RIGHT NOW
>>62220940
AMFN bros we poompin' again today
>>62220952AMD is doomping too.
>>62220953plnt is a smart investment
>>62220936>>62220948>tards buying day before cpi reportlmaoing @u
>>62220964swap it if you don't want to miss the ride
>>62220957I already boughted the reasonably sized breakfast for 1 person Grogu breakfast bundle from Burger King so I'm good.
YepI bought the topliterally right on it
>>62220967>the government number is le realeveryone knows inflation is 200x whatever they say
>>62220959David told me that 164 was the bottomV has been deployed
>Go all in SOXS yesterday>Sell position at +12%>Come back to /smg/ to enjoy the despair>No AAAAAA postingCome on guys, can't a guy have fun?
>>62220970Good goy
>holding during CPI reportyou are still dealing in the real world
>>62220970Barely enough there to see you through to second breakfast.
>>62220967If I didn’t did buy the market would have ignored the data like it always does
>>62220961nice
>>62220970imagine the shits this guy puts out on the daily, my god
>>62220970I’ve been craving a whopper
>>62220970my brother is a fatass that devours food, and my mom bitches at me for cooking normal sized meals so Im expected to cook enough food for two families that takes longer to cook. because fatasses eat enough food for a small family on their own.
>>62220990Why the fuck would I want to do that. Fuck you, you're like a giant faggot. Seriously fuck you two times.
Why is incel the only one dying so hard? Did i miss the top?
>>62220994Bacon XL is where it's at.
>>62220936Don't worry the number will probably go back up anyway
>>62221003It's different this time.
>>62220999can you take 5 seconds to consider using an amd computer vs an intel one on linux
>>62220942why the fuck would you buy today when ppi is tomorrow and will make us fall even further?
god Im so happy theres finally a red day, a good, solid red day
>>62221000Might have to try it
>all redit's over
>>62221016It's because I bought the top of MU and SNDK, you're welcome.
>>62220995Have you considered moving out or telling your lardass brother to cook his own goddamn meals?
>inflation spiking>predicted to be over 4% or even 5% next month>boomers are okay with this because they really want to satisfy their israeli evangelist doomsday cult needsWhen do they all die out again?
HODl
remember how happy you were about all your gains yesterday, and now you are giving it all back
>>62221034Inflation is spiking because zoomers refused to stop spending money on avocado toast.
Damn uncle jeff got fuckin heemed by ASTS
>>62221047They started putting guacamole on BLTs and calling them LGBTs, i fucking hate Zoomers so damn much, I want WW3 just so they get drafted and have to fucking die boss.
>>62221046nah, it was destined to go down since i bought in. it always dumps when i buy, even when i buy fat dips. literally always happens to me but idc since i'm a buy and hold kind of a faggot.
>>62221046who the hell sells on a red day
>>62221051
>>62221048i got heemed by ASTS
>biz collectively apes into semiconductor stocks after a parabolic rise >dumps Who would’ve seen that coming
DRAM sissies, our response?
I’ll let you goyim in on a little secret so you can deal with the real world a little lessBuy calls on green days Buy puts on red days
>INTC LoD after LoDSOXSchads has our time finally arrived?
>>62221046not me. but the goyim are bagholding in the real world today
>>62220921But why
>>62221055I didn't sell because I believed in (You), fortunately for me it will go back up in two weeks time max.
>>62220965hnnnggg>>62220967even better... before a CPI report that 100% was going to be hot. now we get a month of doomer headlines about "potential of raising rates on the table" to rug all the goys. no refunds. have fun DCAing INTC down to $20/share again
>>62221055F
>>62221059dont let the goyim know
>>62221057heard some dude on the radio mention it yesterday, i pulled out my phone and sold
The market will never go back up again now that it's gone to levels not seen since yesterday
>>62221055Played with fire there man that was bad
>>62221057WE ARE DRAM MARINES AND WE ARE NEVER SELLING! YOU HEAR ME?
Hahaha ppi is released Thursday.
>>62221057Kek I fucking knew the top was in when Anons started shilling it here. Literally a rugpull.
>>62221082Wait no it’s tomorrow oh you guys are mega fucked, should’ve been 80% cash
And SOXL just keeps dumping lower. I thought I would catch this falling knife...
>>62221055Soft A N-Slur really thought he was going to make money on some looney toons ass Jetsons ass shit called "SpaceMobile" lmao.
Is ATM long straddles a guaranteed money printer for volatile stocks like SOXL?
>>62221046not squirming, but i understand how it might make someone else writhe with nervous apprehension.
>>62221059Sounds like a plan to me.
>>62221098>it's not a gif
>>62221034Warsh is there reason we're dumping, everyone with at least a double digit IQ knows he's a gigahawk.Dollar is going up bigly, causing the market to shit.
Btw, keep in mind that the majority of IPO chasers end up as bagholders, for those anons hoping to jump into Cerebras
>>62221098Okay that’s a mind fuck
memorybros we got too cocky
Anons, I just got back from taking my dog to the vet, what's going on?
>>62221098Im doing swell all things considered
>>62221098
>>62221111CheckedIs the dog ok?
>>62221090I was only 30% cash 5% SOXS yesterday but my other holdings are mostly 18-25 p/e and are green todayYOUNEVER LISTEN
>>62221111Nothing good bro, nothing good.
>>62221110I know where it's going, so there's no need to panic
>>62221116Slightly deceiving because its not just the arrows. The gradient of the color swap also changes orientation with the arrows
Bought into intel at $121. Sold at $118. Got paperhands I guess. Not a big loss though. I'll probably slurp it up for cheap after the report.
>>62221098its cause by the movement of your eyes right to left as you read.
>>62221064Just luck. MU wasn't going down without a Korean retard coming out and demanding a tax on samsung/skhynix on the eve of the strike.
What do you guys think of CEG (constellation)? It seems a little undervalued despite beating earnings in Q1 by like 40%. If FERC lets them transfer their capacity rights to the nuclear plant that’s going to power Microsoft’s data center they shift up their backlog by several years.
>>62221125just buy AMD and look away forever for the love of god...
sold half my DRAM at a profitmight reenter at $45any of you smiggers buy RYCEY? how are the volumes?
wtf lmao SOXL
hello, why is market redI thought semis was free money?
Slow and steady wins the race.
>AAOI still greenJune 200 calls it is
SOXLTHATS A BIG DROP
Why are people so retarded? So many pussies freaking out after two red days of DRAM. Is it all these guy's first time holding a stock?
>>62221125>>62221120I'm so sorry anon.. remember when your port is down 40% by June that there are other options and you don't have to suicide
>>62221078Actually spy is at Thursdays level which was red too. So it’s actually at last Wednesdays level
when are we getting 3x DRAM etfs?
>>62221141I could be cut in half and I wouldn't give a shit
It's picking up speed. Did you listen? >>62199480
>>62221134If you can't handle semi at her worst you don't deserve semi at her best
>>62221117Yes, he's good. He was just getting a vaccine and a once-over.
>>62220930https://stocktwits.com/RougeLegacy/message/652858305
>>62221147>WoomyGOD
>>62220975DAVID YOU LIED YOU BASTARD
what is this low volume sell off
>>62221127everything in the market is luck to a certain degree. (You) are still dealing in the real world, however
>>62221153Glad to hear it.
>>62221139I think some of it is cryptotards who aren't used to holding stuff for more than 48 hours and some of it is bobo larping and then another part of it is sidelined luddites who have been screeching about the ai bubble for like 3 years straight while missing out on face melting gains
>>62221163Damn, it's over
>>62221141That would mean the entire AI/memory bubble has burst which would put the US into a depression. Drumpf won't let that happen. (Not yet at least).
>>62220890Ok... it is dipping more than I like. This will only last a day right?
>>62221162boomers getting a free 100,000 cruises and airplane tickets to spread hanta virus and other various bioweapons while their children slave away in an amazon factory
Never selling SOLX!!!
>>62221176>neversellingGOD
Apologize :)>>62221151>>62221151>>62221151>>62221151>>62221151
>>62221174We're either entering into an extended 10 year permanent decline of the stock market, or this is merely a slight correction before we crab along near ATH's for a bit, or this is just the dip before a face melting rip.
>open my broker app>the world is endingwhat did i miss?was orange man retarded again?
>>62221116
>>62221182I'm sorry you have a big cock and are right about everything
>>62221162there is deleveraging going on in semis, the fattest gains are probably in the rearview. maybe not though, we will see what happens when the buyers are back.
>>62221187Thanks
MU is going back to 600? or going to blow off to 900 by next week?
Imagine losing all of your money... to semiconductors. Not to some revolutionary AI startup, not to a biotech company trying to cure cancer—but to a panic-click, dopamine-fueled "memory demand is infinite bro" buy at the literal peak of a semiconductor cycle chart that looks like a vertical cliff. You didn't invest—you volunteered as exit liquidity for guys who already sold their Micron and Sandisk shares hours ago. Now you're sitting there refreshing DRAM pricing charts, reading supply chain headlines like they're horoscopes, convincing yourself this is "just a temporary inventory correction" while your account slowly evaporates. You didn't get rugged by Wall Street—you rugged yourself, all because you saw one green candle too many and thought you were early instead of being the final boss of memory stock bagholders.
>>62221148how leveraged are you? SOXL can easily drop 90%. I was buying SOXL calls at $7 only a couple years ago and everyone here called me a mad man and said that it was going to 0 and being delisted unironically... you guys have the worst type of bandwagon disorder where you pile in at the absolutely fucking wrong time
Is 3% of my portfolio being crypto enough? Maybe I should bump it up to 5%?
i made it back /smg/. i'm not dealing in the real world
>>62221195I'm fullported in MUU and up about 190% so it's not the end of the world
>SK hynixLol at this right i will buy some
>>62221189Spooky. Don’t know what to do
>>62221190Idk hard to justify buying the top every day for two weeks, money with any sense would have been sidelined for a day like today
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
>-92kfuck
Reminder that the President has EACH government data 1 (ONE) day in advance, which means that this selloff could be because they know about the PPI.
Now that the AI bubble is starting to pop, what's the next hot sextor?>asking for a friend
>>62221199you go up 190% and then you don't trim any and watch it tank 40%? why are goys like this. click the fucking sell button dude
>>62221202-_-' do you know how big my tax bill would be?
>>62221189It jumped 6 cents since this post
>>62221182What’s picking up speed
>>62221194>it's not X, it's Y>em dashes
>>62221209230 to 190, but yeah, I trust the plan
Bessent is using the treasury to short SOXL
>>62221163Yes anon I can read rsi where it was "overbought" for well over a week and the crossover happened on open, after the Korea news, not before.Congrats on the trailing indicator.
>>62221127That gook gonna get a soju bottle in the ass if he doesn't walk back his comments even more
>>62221210Around $47,000
>>62221194Your chatbot really overdid the em dashes on this one. 3 in one paragraph
>>62221006It is not.
You should have listened.
>my port doing even worse than soxlyeah, I might be a retard
>>62221096not really, long straddles are long vega and basically profit if the move ends up being greater than 1std by the priced in implied volatility. soxl is 3x leveraged and the options price takes into account the compounding volatility effects. the best scenario would be the volatility being relatively low, you buy a straddle and profit when it expands or it rips on either side
>>62221127retardo how is this the cause when all charts across semis are identical, even NVDA
sell sell sell REDDIT sell
DEPLOY THE FUCKING V JEROMEI'M DONE SCREWING AROUNDI FUCKING NEED THISAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHH
wait you guys trade soxl, you don’t hold it right? Right?
>>62221218i dont read the news, i just read /smg/ and go with my gut. youre still dealing in the real world because you think that charts only react to news, and dont move otherwise. im here to tell you that in certain situations, i can tell based on a chart, that news will be coming out to dump or pump something--based on the chart. this is one such case>why yes, the chart that is literally a vertical line would only keep going up except some """random""" news piece dropped! fuck!good goy
Told you MUbaggies to exit at 800 yesterday.Now you're stuck bagholding. Congrats.
>>62221204Exit liquidity goycattle.
>>62221240Don't forget it do be TACO Tuesday do goodnews will come
>>62221096Frieren SEX
>>62221220If it's all short term gains and if he has no capital losses, and he has a somewhat decent job, and lives in a state with fairly normal income taxes that'd be closer to 147k in taxes than 47k.
>>62221247>>62221096>FrierenGOD
>>62221237But at the same time how do you figure out when news will come out to dump the charts? For example AMD has been mooning for two months now so if you didn't buy in then you would have lost so many gains.
I am so grateful for that sir Isaac newton /biz/ meme it kept me from fomoing back into SOXL. This place is alright sometimes
>>62221088But it had ALL the good stuff in it, why would you you SELL....EVER?
If your portfolio has less then 6 digits lower your tone when speaking to meNo you can't count the numbers after the decimal point
>>62221206>this selloff could be because they know about the PPI.Can you explain what you mean. I'm 12 and this sounds deep.
be sure to sell at the next dead cat bounce later this week, it’s your last chance
>>62221163You're my favourite poster here.
>>62221240It's only been down for two days you fucking retard
WE'RE BOUNCING SMIGGERS
I’m slowly becoming a bagholder in NOW and OWL. Greed is a dangerous thing
DEPLQY THE VVVVVV
>>62221209BECAUSE RETARD, IT DROPS, THEN YOU SELL AND IT JUMPS 10000%!EVERY TIME.
>>62221194>Not to some revolutionary AI startup, not to a biotech company trying to cure cancerso frontier LLM model wrappers? bullish for semis
>>62221250over time you will develop your goydar and it will be intuitive >>62221258im not uncle jeff but im starting to like his style
I can't still believe that Michael Burry was right
>>62221252that might’ve been me I sold the rally a bit early and hit a 90% gain instead of a 150% gain and I was too scared to go back in. Glad I didn’t
should i just go all-in on baba and hope that it'll result in me being able to move to anime land?
>>62221240I did solded some at $790. But my cost basis is $65 and I'm in no rush to sell all of it :)
>>62221250he already sold all his holdings yesterday ahead of CPI
>>62221264no wait I just sold and the money doesn't hit until tomorrow fuuuuuuuu
>>62221259So far.....
>>62221248>>62221220>>62221210>I don't want to realize gains because then I would have to pay taxes>I'll just leave my numbers with the Jews until i am 65 and then it will be time to have the BEST YEARS OF MY LIFE!!!
>>62221237>youre still dealing in the real world because you think that charts only react to news,Yeah nostradamus your indicator that trailed the actual move totally predicted the news.You can just post shit gains to smg and be happy without being a cringe larp bro. It's totally cool you should try it.
>>62221237IKR? These goys are fucking idiots. I thought about FOMOing into MU a couple days ago because I was tired of living in the real world but I took one look at that RSI and said nope.
>>62221241>It's nigger tuesday, it's all over!What do you call this pattern, anon?
>>62221277Goyim like you will literally never make moneyEnjoy being broke forever because you're too much of a pussy to hold past a couple red days
>>62220936I'm fascinated by people who see a chart that's gone parabolic and think, yep, this looks like a sound way to invest my capital.
it's going back up like it always does
>>62221248Ah yeah true I was just using long term based on the number
Bro
>>62221278interest rates are 6% and tax deductible. i am literally never selling.
>>62221256No, I don't want you to get in too deep
>>62221256>He doesn't know about the PP index!
>>62221252Link to meme?
>>62221285>all gaps must be filled
bobo sisters, our response? Im getting margin calls
The jews are right about the goyim.
>>62220890>DRAMAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
>>62221279i never said the RSI was the only thing that made my decision. it was just one of them. im not even saying you should try to time the top ever and swing all your holdings. but frankly, if (You) looked at the SPY and memory stock charts for the past week and didnt think >hmmm, maybe it's time to hedge or trimthen you are new to this game. it's as simple as that. i could have had zero fucking indicators on my chart and made the same conclusion
GAUZ? *sips coffee anime guy*
>>62221278>Paying capital-gains taxDo Americans not have ISAs? I have to pay 0.5% stamp duty on every trade and I think even that is jewish.
>>62221279>You can just post shit gains to smg and be happy without being a cringe larp bro. It's totally cool you should try it.
hahaMU downI guess market randomly thinks these datacenters dont need memorylol!
>>62221228Makes sense thanks. Are there any scenarios where you can hunt for low IV volatile tickers?
>>62221266Winning less than you theoretically could have is still winning. You only lose when you sell at a loss
>>62221291I thought blacks and jews hated each other
>Bought the dip>Kept dipping
>>62221307Roth gains are tax free
hodlers rise up
UK health minister just resigned. 4th minister today.
>>62221300frfrcattle that only exist to wage slave and give their shekels to the chosen ones in scams
>>62221318>>62221307Roth IRAs, that is
>>62221291DAS RITE
>sold all South Korean holdings on Friday after holding since April last yearHow the fuck am I so good at timing the market?
>>62221136Hes never wrong is he?
>my stop loss triggered and I can't buy againwhat the fuck ibkr? how long does it take to settle sold stock cash?
>>62221287My FTSE stocks all closed green today. Thank you for your concern though.Baggie.
>>62220890>bird watching making it into the listNo woman will ever write anything as soulful as this
Damn it PLTR do something
>>62221279I'm with Jeffy, you're a clown. Stock was overbought for a week.
>>62221311Fine, you make .0.001%, happy? Of 1 share.
>>62221321Wow that video hilarious. Oh no wait, no it's not, but what is funny is that Britishers think their shitty little country affects global markets in any way at all.
hentaivirus
>>62221296Here you go anon. I am phoneposting so i hope you appreciate my sacrifice
>>62221337But it is.It is going down.
>>62221319buffett literally sold this year and bought nothing you turbo faggot retard. he has been actively saying for months and months and months that there is literally nothing worth buying and the whole market is full of emotional retards buying NFTs in a casino
>>62221346>I can do math but I have no ballsMany such cases
>>62221329Any nuggets for the rest of us, Nostradamus?
I hope you’re selling this dead cat bounce
Everything I own except big tech is going down this year. Fucking hell why even bother owning anything not AI related in 2026.
Memory is rugging, its over. I should have fucking known this would happen after smiggers started buying heavy last week fuck sake.
>>62221291At first I thought some guy in Africa had made it but I think this guy is just on a work site.
>>62221331It’s gonna be another April 2025. Market goes down and Berk goes the other way.
How do we refute this?
>>62221319this white nigga is almost 100 years oldwhat is he going to do with his holdings, /biz/???
>>62221304their brains are just stuck on that ‘line only goes up’ , without even mentioning RSI even the most clueless goyim knows today’s CPI is gonna be hot, and that you should at least hedge or dump your positions beforehand. We’ve entered a bearish trend that’s probably gonna last for quite a while
>>62221304>i could have had zero fucking indicators on my chart and made the same conclusionAgain congrats on the luck. There were lots of moves in semis recently and mu specifically that didn't backfill. Playing the game where 'number go up it must come down' is one notch above bobo retardation. The fact is MU's low beta relative to sox was over Korea macro shit and when the Korea macro shit moved so moves that edge.
>>62221313Jews like blacks, blacks are ambivalent towards Jews, the only friction I've ever seen is within the music industry.
>>62221334What the fuck did I have to do with anything boss?
>>62220925im so glad im such a paper handed coward i bought and sold it yesterday within hours kekfor once this works in my favour
>>62221361He's retarded and likely autistic, spent all that time eating mcdonalds breakfast and driving shitty old cars. Could've done something fun like buy a mclaren or AMG mercedes.
If you’re not buying SOXL and/or DRAM right now idk how to help you. You won’t get a discount like this for a while
>>62221364one notch makes money. you can be the braniac and ill keep hedging when a line is vertical on a $700billion company
A nice pullback would be very healthy right now.
>>62221098>>62221116>>62221186Best content on all of /biz/
>>62221375I tink that's what we just got
OK! YOU CAN STOP SELLING NOW PLEASE STOP
>>62221355rotation coming soon. already started today. all my shit is green for the most partcompanies that actually make money/pay divs are all green today except for tech bubble church of retards that's getting sacrificed to moloch.
BUDDY LOOK AT SOXL COMPUTER
You guys ever buy art?
>>6222137935 minutes. make some tea.
We are of to a good start, only need another dump of 15% so I can buy back in where I solded everything.t. Mr. Bear
>>62221382>>>/bant/24297147prefer precious stones
>>62221382yes, why?
soxs almost back to 2 digitskek
i was waiting for a micron pullback to get in, is this the time?
>>62221383A very Darjeeling-like post. I like it
>>62221380Enjoy your one green day of cereal boss
>gold is down because of inflationI would call it a clown market, ut even clowns require logic to make their punchlines work.>>62221368I hate myself because I bought MUU at 55 in december and then sold.
>>62221310that is the risk you take with straddles, its also not a matter of always buying them when iv is relatively low, you require a big move when iv is low before they expire that makes the iv go up or the iv going up by market jitter. you can take a look at the opptionsprofitcalculator link, build a straddle and play with the IV change, then compare it to what happens when you only buy one side. for example if you buy 1 atm call that happens to need a +5% underlying move at expiration to break even (and has a 30% probability of profit for example), the atm straddle will require a + or - 10% move and the probability of profit is halved. this has to do with the fact that prices near the current price are more likely to be the future price because of how the lognormal distribution works. The simulator asumes constant volatility because it uses a black-scholes model for the options pricing, if you use the volatility slider you can see how the stradle makes a lot of money very fast. by the way, this assumes you open and close the straddle at the same time and if you chose the same expiry for the call and the put, it becomes a headache when you change this.>TLDR, betting on both sides might sound good but in reality it has low chances of profit because of the huge pile of extrinsic value that you are longing, remember that both sides can expire worthless or not ITM enough to cover the cost of said straddle, if vol crunches you are fucked by vega and theta big time
>>62221309God forbid people realize their gains
>>62221365blacks hate Jews, trannies, faggots, the government, science, doctors, vaccines etc...black hebrew israelites and shit literally have protests in public calling out Jews around here lmao. the most redpilled shit I've ever heard in my life is from black dudes
>>62221353Listen to what the biggest group of retards you can find are saying. These people represent the normie sentiment. Buy things they don't care about or, better yet, they actively dislike. If you hear the word "dead" that should immediately perk your ears up. Buy those things and sell after the retards start buying in. Not immediately, wait until they're using leverage and phrase like "to the moon" and "it only goes up". That's your sell signal.Right now I'm DCAing into Adobe and Berkshire.
>>62221383>35 minutes. make some tea.I HATE VAGUEPOSTERS I HATE VAGUEPOSTERS
can I post red wojaks yet
>>62221288If you read /smg/ it's just retards endlessly posting>bubble, what bubble? MU is only 9 times it's 2027 earnings, it' can easily go to 200 like intel!>>62221069>>62220986>>62220974CPI doesn't matter. It's opex week. Check the open interest. Redditors were MASSIVELY into calls for 900 EOW. Institutions are having a field day liquidating them.
>>62221372End of the day or maybe tomorrow.
>>62221399that's when euro markets close
>>62220890reminder not to slurp today>tuesday: assrape due to hot cpi>wedesday: assrape due to hot ppi>thursday: poooomp due to taco and china visit>friday: pooooooomp due to bilateral agreements
>>62221378>-1 %Lolno. Brace for impact.
>>62221382between your art and my art, I prefer my art heheh
>>62221411Bottom signal
>>62221321This meme is so Reddit. He is gonna go, His declaration that he is staying put was the top signal. Literally every PM since Bojo said this before quitting a few days later. >>62221344We still control the banks.
>>62221410smart anon
>>62221393i bought it at 340 and sold the iran fud at 420, still up but god damn i missed so much.buying at these prices is retarded thoughbeit, so i exited quickly after sobering up
>>62221364Calling every pullback ‘number go down retardation’ after a vertical run is peak bagholder goyim logic. MU pumped hard into a hot CPI setup. Korea is just an excuse goyim
so, about the strait
>>62221424...Go on...
Wtf just happened I was afk
>>62221382Yes. Lots of it.
>>62221346Lol. To be fair to him though it crashed because it was a scam.
I’m preparing to sell on dead cat bounce tomorrow.
>>62221398Thanks. What do you think of CEG (constellation)?
>>62221382yes. I buy and resell home decor and furniture and random shit. very lucrative. fuck off were full.unrelated but does anyone know if the "no news" poster killed himself? I haven't been here in a while I really hope he killed himself
>>62221428it is apparently over
sold all my MU at 730 average price
>>62221434topkek I generated this pic years ago when nonewsnigger was around
>>62221438>>62221438>>62221438
>>62221440>SellingMUGOD
>>62221430Much like AI am I right guys huehuehue
>>62221424What about it?
>>62221416>This meme is so Reddit.It is a bit shit. Pulled it off brit/pol/ when I was trawling for news earlier. They're a bunch of spastics but handy for collating what's going on.
>>62221434>I buy and resell home decor and furniture and random shit. very lucrative.What kind? I do antiques and mid century.
>>62221369I don't understand the point in buying supercars
>>62221463Those signs are just advice.
>>62221382Yeah. I like original artworks , the visible brushstrokes and three-dimensional globs of paint make all the difference. Also makes my house look wealthy when I got it from a thrift store for 20 bucks lol. Idk why more people don't do this instead of hanging IKEA prints
>>62221372Yeah until ppi fucks you harder tomorrow
>>62221394I see. And nice resources, I didn’t know about them. Thank you options anon
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>>62221463Even his 2014 cadillac isnt that luxurious. Lexus or mercedes are more luxurious anyways. Not even for speed he's just pissing away his life experience instead of enjoying something new and getting the most out of life. He has literally infinite money.Once you cross say 10-20 million USD threshold you have more money than is possible for the normal person to even spend at a normal lifestyle, with a normal house with the interest and earnings where you're earning 700K a year for free doing nothing while gaining wealth.
>>62221530>why did he buy a cadillac?he is a hundred years old...
>>62221185>buys extremely hyped stocks that have appreciated aggressively the last few weeks>can't understand that people want to cash out their gainsYou were born for this, anon, never give up.
>>62221441You did not you goddamn liar. Here's the original I generated with the Dall-e filename amongst my other NNN ai gens.
>>62221369When his wife had nausea during pregnancy and asked him to bring him a pot or a basin for her to vomit into he brought her a colander, when she said that the vomit will get everywhere he brought her a cookie sheet to put under the colander to catch the drips. He was also checking out earnings reports while watching his children play outside. The guy is a cynical cunt deep down just like the rest of them and while the coca-cola & mac eating grandpa image is mostly PR, he is legitimately autistic and making money in the markets is his fixation and game of choice.
>>62221069Brittney venti looks like that?!?
Guys,how fucked am I?I emptied out my checking and savings account to put all my money but $500 in my brokerage account. In my brokeage account, Im 50% leveraged so I an have $100k in positions. I want to get over this 100k hurdle. All the cash I have between my checkng account and wallet is like $1000I owe $10k in credit card debt.
>>62221595people like you were born to get fuckedI could give you 10 million and you'd still find a way to lose it alland pay off your debt you're paying interest on interest...the jews really fried your golem brain good lord...
MU bros are we going back to 600s???
>>62221611I'll just do a balance transfer when my 0 APR period is over.
>>62221595lol
>>62221595Never, ever, fucking EVER spend money that you can't afford to lose right away. It's the first rule of trading.
>>62221595if you have a working strategy then why not
>>62221633>MU bros are we going back to 600s???I hope so. I sold when it hit 740 a few days ago.
>>62221155Why does the concept of bisexuality not exist to most people?
>>62221269I mean he has predicted 30 of the last 5 bubbles.
I should have slurped more DAMN IT
