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>tfw down 1.7% YTD
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>>62282766
>chink letters in the corner
All those little puppies were tortured after this video weren´t they...
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With this OP we are off to a great start
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*pop*
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>New attacks against Iran
>"No no no, the ceasefire is still on. Don't believe your eyes and ears!"
Fuck this 1984 bullshit.
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>>62282778
most indian smg ever
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actual thread

>>62282867
>>62282867
>>62282867
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>>62282878
Wow, rude.
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it's still early
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>>62285023
What about the power bottleneck, the water cooling bottleneck, copper and lithium bottlenecks
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Fuck jannies
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What in the fuck is happening?
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Stop buying

I had Soitec go up 30% today. This is ridiculous.
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STOP POSTING PRETTY GIRLS IN THE OP
ARE YOU TRYING TO GET THE TRANNY JANNIES TO SUICIDE ANON?!
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Contemplating on waiting for infq to hit 20 before selling or holding to 30
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>>62285066
>What about the power bottleneck, the water cooling bottleneck, copper and lithium bottlenecks
What does that mean? We're going to the moon anon! apes stronger together!
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I am NOT buying something called Soitec
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>>62285144

remember to buy the dip with 20x leverage. wagmi frens
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i have $3k to blow, tell me what i should buy to make some real money
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>>62285150
Buy a pressure washer
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>>62285150
>>62285155

buy mushroom spores on the internet and YouTube how to grow mushrooms in plastic tubs
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>>62285160
I thought about doing this but I don't do mushrooms
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>ai bubble burst yesterday
Kekaroni and sneed
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>>62285145
Don't buy it. I'm on Soitech by myself
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>>62285161
Truffles are mushrooms.
Buy some hogs and go digging innawoods for truffles.
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>>62285155
thanks dave
>>62285160
oddly specific
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Gotta see how many hogs will fit in the basement
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i guess this is the thread
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started investing recently
up 130% ytd
is this normal or just the bull being strong this year?
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We need to get Americans to start cashing out their life insurance like Koreans to go chase memory on the stock market.
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>>62285187
Millenials invented humble bragging and I wish I wasnt a part of that generation.
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>>62285170
Hogs of the lean variety?
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Ummm... news?
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>>62285187
it just means you have a small robinhood poorfolio
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Daily reminder to get in on any and all space stocks when they dip. This might be the last week to do so before we leave the solar system.
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HE DOES IT FOR FREEE!!!!
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>>62285197
Thats not how that works you fucking idiot
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>>62285196
new cancer drug or something
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power two hours
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i have no idea what to buy
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enjoy the show
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>>62285203
prove me wrong then faggot.
let me tell you little niggers something, once you get a portfolio of +500K, you significantly reduce the risks you take.
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>>62285212
Oh shit this dude is back?
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>>62285209
When I'm like that I either pick something random or just put into some kind of energy company or adjacent stock.
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I fucking hate axios
Zero reason to fucking publish that headline this morning
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im bleeding oil but if war sudenly resumes i am going to be rich af
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>>62285212
I fucking hate this post. Why is he making it sound like this is the end of the world?
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>>62285213
Alright, I'll prove you wrong.
What's 130% of $1?
What is 130% of $1,000,000?
You'll notice that the percentage stays the same for different amounts of money. You're very stupid.
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>>62285194
We are cringe generation. Millennials celebrate fragility, everyone is an amateur psychologist, we generally subscribe to the most feel-good worldview with the least possible accountability, and we make absolutely dogshit movies. I thoroughly detest my own generation as far as its normies and popular culture are concerned.
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>>62285229
I hate to tell you this anon, but some people arent too smart, or think they can soft manipulate markets.
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>>62285194
Is it supposed to be that easy though? I just trusted the good companies to do even better
>amd
>nvda
>googl
>mu
>asts
>rklb
>rdw
they seemed like obvious winners and there just somehow really was no catch

I think people go the bogle way thinking there is a catch, but I honestly didn't meet the catch yet
I know that 130%ytd is pretty decent though, I guess investing during 2026 is just easy mode
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Everything kind paused, crab city the rest of the day
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Anthropic's Claude Opus 4.8 just released 15 minutes ago. Live now. Specializes in financial analysis, apparently, just in time for $HOOD agentic trading integration.
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>>62285222
checked
axios is epstein
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>>62285150
servicenow
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So I know DRAM is the hot dog right noe, but is there another ETF that weighs in more on SNDK? I see DRAM weighs it lower than samsung and I don't see the thesis in samsung - it should be the opposite considering how hard SNDK has been pumping this year.
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>>62285231
you dumb nigger.
I am saying if you had a million dollars you wouldn't have taken the risk to get to +130%
>doesn't post poorfolio
enough said
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>>62285252
>i uh... I UH MEANT SOMETHING ELSE
shut up.
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>>62285252
>I am saying if you had a million dollars you wouldn't have taken the risk to get to +130%
truthpill right there
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>>62285141
I think I'll sell half my stack at 20 to take some profit then buy more dips on the way up
I'm retarded tho so you probably shouldn't listen to me
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>>62285242
Sounds like a feedback loop gangbang of shit.
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smg's go ratatatatatatat pew pew heh heh
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>>62285242
>hoodies AI trading is going to pump AI stonks
>boomer pensions are going to pump AI and datacenters
this is it. strap in. the biggest face melting bull market of all time.
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>Asia

Power two hours

https://youtu.be/0JQ0xnJyb0A?si=AcJQ9WlDYawXPHua
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bought lottery 0dte puts
enjoy another 1% upside until EOD
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>>62285288
how do i invest in trad dancing once gen alpha kicks the jews out?
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>>62285264
If you guys wouldn't mind dumping it back down into the $14s so I can buy that'd be nice
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>>62282783
What niggershit are you invested in?
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>>62285264
what's your entry price?
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>>62282778
Ive heard the vast majority of midterms have mini crash averaging 16%. Anyone have thoughts on that or been pondering that?
Curios if I should sell my leverage.
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WOLF BROS!!! WE ARE FUCKING BACK!!!!
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>infq +17%
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>>62285310
doesnt matter when semis are going up 9000%
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So AI needs graphics and memory and semis and...what else?
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>Your favorite Twin Peaks girl?
>How many AMD shares do you hold?
Audrey
115
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God my timing on INFQ was so fucking ass, I got in a month before US gov announcement but my DCA is $15
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>>62285320
Norma
None
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>>62282778
Where do i find info on krknf earnings i cant find new shit... i want to dump this bag
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>>62285319
Energy and cooling and space for fuckhuge data centers
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Yo wtf is going on with Peter Thiel? He just fled to argentina and JD Vance isn't even going to run for President in 28 anymore.

Should Palantir baggies be worried?
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>>62285305
I got in late, so I couldn't throw too much at it, bout 7k at 15.39 per share.
If i got in at like 12-13 bucks like some people then yeah I'd probably just let that shit ride
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"AI" was supposed to revolutionize drug discovery. It's been 3 years, where the fuck are all the new drugs?
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>>62285338
I don't know.
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>>62285338
Same place other AI advancements are: the land of unicorns and bullshit
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>>62285333
Checked. How do I get cool?
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>>62285335
Oh and also he just took out the billions he kept in his rothIRA, tax free.
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DRAM SISTERS WE'RE LOSING MOMENTUM
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>>62285338
ask big pharma
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>>62284632
>how do you cope with missed gains?
dont worry about. Take your gains you have and be happy, never look back, look forward
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>>62285338
they are still about 500 billion away from that.
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>>62285351
oh nyooo
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>>62285335
Top signal
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So, are we in a bubble or not?
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>>62285335
>fled to argentina
Woe to the Argentinian twinks
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WTFWTF NOOOO
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>>62285365
idk why dont you look at pe ratio or somethin
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Gorillas eating good : )

Village status, fed
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>>62285313
I can’t stand it I fomoed in. wtf does wolf do
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>>62285320
You know she was married to the pirate guy? Hottest is 100% the waitress who put on 30 pounds in Season 3 and somehow got hotter with it. Pow!
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>>62285213
I'm ramping up my risk and I just got there
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>Iran denies finalized deal
It's over msiggers
we were betrayed
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A billion dollar market cap isn't cool. You know what is? A trillion dollar market cap.
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>>62285330
I thought Norma was Lucy, I was going to kneel.
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>>62285252
He's right you know
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BUY MORE INFQ OR WAIT??
SHIT'S NOT STOPPING AAHHH
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WOLF IS DUMPING
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Is IRGC just a bunch of Ents?
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There's no wars because of the ceasefire right?
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>>62285335
>JD Vance isn't even going to run for President in 28 anymore.
Uuuunnnngggggggggggggg
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Guys idk wtf a QTEX is but it's made me 2k so I like it
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>>62285390
Need that bad boy at 20
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bros? is it time to buy bonds
(i made this tracker)
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>>62285320
Audrey
0
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>>62285397
There's only been one popular former VP turned POTUS.
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>>62285315
Yea... I guess I'll only sell half. Good point.
>t. Had 125000 shares of Soxl I sold at 18 and now Im sad.
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I emailed Axios at mailto:news@axios.com to ask them when they’re going to fire Barak Racid for posting false headlines and tweets and if they’re all insiders trading collectively as a news agency. They responded by asking if I’m subscribed to their platform
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>>62285397
I don't think I've ever seen a person with such malice in their face.
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>>62285406
part 2 without the forward p/e
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>>62285411
You already posted this
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Wet red dog dick
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>>62285238
This year is an anomaly.
I am up 333% ytd, this is the highest ever and I started investing in 2022.
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>>62285396
Well, not exactly
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>all these chasers showing up
It's going to be over. I feel it in my bones. Every time we hit a top, I can feel it, but I feel it the strongest I've ever felt it now. You can feel the euphoria.

I just wish we could have kept it going on longer. We had a good thing going. But with all the people consumed by greed showing up, they're just going to pump it out of control.

All you had to do was not chase. It's really simple. This could have gone on for years, of gradual, high gains that push up wth earnings. Instead, they brought the heavy duty tire compressors to inflate the balloons with. We could have just blew the balloons up like you're supposed to and had a great time. Instead, it's going to get ruined.
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>>62285421
kek
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>>62285422
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>>62285424
Sauce now!
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nvda is undervalued
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>>62285422
you have literally no idea why semis are pumping
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>>62285422
I read this like one of those Ray Liotta voice overs in Goodfellas.
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>>62285424
Ironically he's talking about bears here
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>>62285430
Not him. Do you?
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>>62285428
That's right. The mega caps live in their on, untouchable world.
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>>62285422
Nigger we're not even up to extreme greed yet, this is plain old fairweather greed.
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POWER HOUR PLEASE
PUMP IT AGAIN ONE MORE TIME
SEND IT EVEN HIGHER TODAY
THE PUMPING CAN NEVER END
KEVIN
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>>62285428
this but unironically
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Is a silver ETF retarded? shit doesn't pump much
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>>62285437
From Russia with love

https://youtu.be/dDvtdrfhfSI?si=uvoZhClvAJPQGkVx
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>>62285444
Buy SLVR, white boy summer...
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My broker will let me sell 300 completely raw dog currently itm HPE puts going into their earnings right the fuck now if I click two more times but they won't let me sell 3 0dte spx puts.
Your risk assessment algo sucks dog.
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>>62285444
Have you looked at AGQ? It was at 420 this January. I don't buy it because it feels like black magic, I can't predict it.
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is we getting a soxl split?
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>>62285444
It's a good option if you can predict the next great depression a day before it happens and you're already extremely wealthy and risk averse.
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>>62285436
I wish Bloomberg and cnbc would publically refer to this as the FAG index
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>>62285452
too early. they will wait until 500 then do a 10:1
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>>62285452
Yes 3-1 >>62285409
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BROS?
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>>62285465
The degeneracy never stops
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>>62285434
it's mania to law down data infrastructure
>This could have gone on for years, of gradual, high gains that push up wth earning
this was not possible
it is a race to build up data centres etc and create the best ai
whether it is misdirected or stupid is another conversation entirely: the fact is we are in an arms race between corporations right now
that cannot be years of slow steady growth
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>>62285458
Kek can't believe I never thought about that.
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>>62285436
You don't understand how that indicator works. The only reason it's not higher is because breadth is piss poor. It can go up quickly s well. A melt up tomorrow would max that shit out.
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>>62285465
Well this looks fun
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>>62285465
god please do this i live in asia i can't afford to stay up all night watching theta burn
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Everything is too expensive and there is nothing to buy now after taking profits.
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>>62285458
Its ok, I will now and thats better.
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>>62285483
There's plenty of cheap stuff.
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I thought greed was a sin?
why is the market and people participating in it showing greed almost all the time?
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Why do "splits" happen and do they usually happen when the price of a stock goes up or down?
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>>62285483
buy zscaler
the dump was a bit overblown and they'll run back up once they hire new c suite
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>>62285444
>Silvaar
Lmao.
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>I thought greed was a sin?
>why is the market and people participating in it showing greed almost all the time?
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>>62285406
>>62285413
Ehh I remember reading a lot of articles in '25 about how the s&p had done such an amazing year in '24 that now the gap between stock earnings and bonds was narrowing. I lost 6K from going long on bonds back then, and look at how much the S&P has outperformed since then....
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>>62285490
splits if it gets too high to improve liquidity
reverse splits if it gets too low that it risks getting dumped by certain indexes that can't hold penny stocks or low single digits which are usually small caps
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>>62282778
Yes, I am a bit "pro pits" myself if you catch my meaning.
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>>62285473
I think what I hate most about you 2 more weeks fags how you can NEVER be wrong, even when presented with data. You deserve to be poor.
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>>62285489
Does that mean the only morally righteous way to trade is to crab?
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>>62285482
unironically, a big reason that's keeping me from permanently moving to thailand is the timezone difference. Am in Europe right now and I'm pretty sure this is the best timezone for trading
>can sleep in
>wake up at noon, read the news, eat a big breakfast
>still a couple of hours to laze around until the market opens.
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guys, what do i buy? AVGO?
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>>62285493
the king jeet recently rug pulled them and told them to stop buying it and stay home instead because they can't afford gas/water/air conditioning.
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>>62285335
Fled to Argentina? Where have I heard that before...
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>>62285500
>you 2 more weeks fags
I'm the biggest bull on /smg/

I like to make money, not have a good thing get fucked up. Do you really think your retarded little indicator is going to time the top? Data is worthless. All predictions are worthless. If "data" were so valuable for prophetically predicting the market, any retard watching it every time or bottom, to the hour lmao
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Surely there will be power half-hour right?
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>>62282778
The fuck happened here??
>OPs pic kinda neat tho...
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Sold the top. Feels good man.
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>Sour hour
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>this is the part where we point and laugh
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>>62285498
ty
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I challenge you to shill a stock with near 0% retail ownership at its 52 week lows.
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>>62285525
nononono
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>>62282778
>Propits Report
TFW you don't have a blonde bimbo who can't even spell profits to serve you while you gamba
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why mu dump
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>>62285531
SOXL... lmao
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>>62285531
steakholder foods
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>>62285213
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>>62285533
Im retting it all
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>>62285534
miggers getting liquidated by the jews.
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>>62285534
Because it saw it had closed part of its 50% gap below skhynix growth but then it realized it's a shit stock again.
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>>62285252
>casually gains 2 years worth of an average indian wagie salary before taxes with just a +1.24%
holy based
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>>62285540
That’s not a company. It’s a publically listed stub of a failed company.
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>>62285527
I bought one single SPY yesterday just so I could more easily get to it in the GUI and it's up 5 dollars today... geez...
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buy the MU dip?
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>>62285550
based
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>>62285551
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>>62285550
>so I could more easily get to it in the GUI
What the fuck do you use?

t. Fidelity ATP power user
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Why is this place one of the most civil places on the site despite all the money being lost
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>>62285531
REGN
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>>62285526
Buying here, 243.70 seems pretty reasonable based off vibes
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>>62285558
because i'm genuinely betting my life savings on this shit
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Heads up my Dad's friend works at Nintendo

They are working on a AI console box where you speak into it and it makes any kind of game you want. Nintendo figured out a way to do it and it could be out by christmas. Full 4k graphics, AI powered NPCs, full storylines. Sony and Xbox are shitting themselves. In the future this will be all people play on.
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power half hour please!
turn up the power!
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>>62285406
so do I buy or not?
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dell is gonna gigapump isn't it
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>>62285557
I use Alpaca because I was going to use the API key to set up my own GUI but I have been thus far too lazy to complete it
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>>62285558
The enemy is the market not each other
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MU needs to stop shitting the bed it's fucking with my SOXL
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>>62285565
John Nintendo personally told me this was fake news
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qtex from 50c shitcoin to $3+ in <1wk
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MSFT chuds keep winning
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Guys I broke 50k euros in my investment account.
Half way there to 6 figure hell.
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>>62285586
ytd -11%. last 12 months -6%. is this winning?
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>>62285565
I can just do this inside my own mind at any time.
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I'm just not gonna look at my portfolio.
I'll buy more tomorrow, i don't care.
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>>62285567
probably just buy. the last time it was negative was after 2008 and 2001.
but it seems to be a lagging indicator so i dont fucking know
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>>62285587
Congrats anon
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>>62285587
nice anon, I'm 1k shy from 100k
wagmi
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>>62285594
>>62285567
i forgot the picture whoops
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>>62285560
>>62285531
So?
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Any of the earnings today gonna by another DY or SNOW?
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>>62285595
thanks bredda
>>62285597
nice, I hope you break that as soon as tonight in after market hours
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>>62285602
i wanted to buy dell calls but options prices ARE FUCKING RETARDED RIGHT NOW REEEEEEEE
FUCK OFF CITADEL
FUCK OFF BLACK SCHOLES
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power fifteen minutes please!
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>>62285607
>Dell Secures $9.7 Billion Pentagon Software Contract
Does this mean it will go up bigly? Idk man I'm thinking of buying a small chunk.
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Just so you guys know, it's not called 6 figure hell just as a silly nickname.
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>>62285248
this
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>>62285549
the grand slam theory is this; they own technology to print meat. it may not happen tomorrow, but in the future surely there will be factories all over printing huge amounts of meat.
its a picks and shovel company for the alternative meat industry that will become the standard soon. hungry people eat anything. if they can survive until then that is. they are based in israel, gives huge advantage to invest in the winning team lmao.
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>>62285610
Maybe, people are starting to realise that DELL is in AI as well
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>>62285527
Is there any reason to buy SPY over VOO?
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>>62285618
The higher management fees means happier account balancers, and I think everyone deserves a living wage :)
Buying SPY is like buying free range eggs instead of slave eggs at the supermarket.
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>no power [time period]
AHHHHHHHHH MY CALLS
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>he thought INFQ would dip and give him a buying chance
it is never going below 18 again lol
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Snaxios
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>>62285610
probably not bigly. it seems like that contract is just to middle man for windows licenses and setting up cloud stuff for the DoD? also the $9b is the ceiling on spending, not an actual committed spend amount

dell's core business is computers which it doesnt sound like the pentagon bought...

l dont think it moves the needle that much other than its interesting to see them getting these contracts
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>OSINTdefender
>@sentdefender
>Reports of explosions and possible missile launches towards the Strait of Hormuz from the Bushehr Province of Southern Iran.

LOVE TAPS
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power five minutes let's fucking go
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>>62285634
doesnt matter. we are already past this war.
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Is path a meme??
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I only shilled it the one time today but you guys should really look at HPE's chart.
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>>62285365
And the source of those earnings? Are the datacenters printing cash?
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DING DING DING DING DING

How did it go today?!?!
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>>62285634
It's just fireworks celebrating the grand re-opening of the strait.
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>>62285646
+10.15%
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>>62285215
>>62285212
What is David Hunter known for?
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>>62285646
>15:00:01
grim
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anthropic just raised another 65 billion and release a new model
that IPO is going to be insane

anyone going for anthropic exposure? so far all I have is GOOG since they own about 15%
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>>62285646
My trading app doesn't show me daily performance, just performance in a 24 hour period lol.
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If one said that one sold all of their PLTR at $142, would that be good? Hypothetically, it may have been purchased at $23.
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>>62285643
no printers are too expensive, they just shuffle money around in spreadsheets now
>>62285646
up 0.66% but I'm not sure I trust m1, it says adx was down 0.4% but yahoo finance says they're up by 1.03%
weird disconnect
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>>62285646
i pulled another $5000 out of one of my 401k with an early deduction penalty to cover my gambling losses on my credit card
im out of debt now thanks to this year's gains, even after taking the penalties and withholdings

weeeee
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>>62285652
Sorry, it's been an absolutely shitty day and it completely figures I would fuck that up too
>>62285646
Today: +1.15%
This Week: +2.77%
This Month: +11.86%
This Year: +32.00%
12 Months: +48.06%
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>>62285646
idk I don't actually invest or anything I don't know anything about money I just come here to shitpost. Last time I had 30k I spent it all in 3 months of cigarettes and taco bell. Sell everything, now.
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>>62285657
never mind I'm retarded, was looking at idvo not adx
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>>62285646
+7.98% today
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>>62285646
-.54%
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>>62285661
Hey that’s pretty good, digging yourself out of a -65%
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>>62285646
+3%
The only money to be made on mu is calling intraday bottoms
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SK Hynix to the moon, let's go Asian bros carry us to the promised lands of the steppes!!!!
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+11.34% today including calls
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>>62285646
Another day, another dollar.
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>>62285646
+0.61%. I beclowned myself a bit
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>>62285646
10,26% this month, I'll take it
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Dell after-hours
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>>62285646
+2.21%
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>>62285646
+0.21% on stonks

still down overall because of bitcoin shitting itself
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>we have to invest in technology that is super dangerous that could kill us or will make everyone unemployed while we are in a debt based system
When did CEOs adapt this strategy to sell their company and product? No one seems to notice how weird this is.
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>>62285678
Wow they crushed it
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What tickers to long MiC drones smiggers
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I hope QTEX does something really funny after hours.
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>>62285646
FUCK
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>>62285646
I'm up like 1%
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Talk me out of it. Sell my VTI and put into SOXX, yay or nay? Aint no way this trend is stopping for a few years
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>>62285646
+1.4%
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im stupid and i dont know what to buy
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>>62285682
what's weird about that?
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>>62285684
>supporting the same drones that will most likely be used to blow you up
kek
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>>62285684
I wish there was a US drones etf
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>>62285689
I'm disappointed in Tony. He and Wilbon both forgot to watch the Indy 500 this year, and so had nothing to say about it.
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>>62285616
>Israel based meat printing
Smacks of apocalyptic foreshadowing and repulses me to my very core. But I'd be a fool not to invest in Jewish meat monopoly, if I'm not being forced into a state owned pod or gunned down by federal agents at an illegal off-grid farming commune by the time such things become mainstream.
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>Hood is pumping
>What happened?
>They said AI
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>>62285696
Indycar is a meme, that's why.
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>>62285692
Are you serious? This is what I'm talking about that no one seems to notice.
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>>62285696
The Indy 500 is for homosexual europeans. It's not racing if it's open wheeled, it's just gay.
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>>62285699
When will this stop working?
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>>62285646
+$93.14 (+1.09%)
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fuck my own ass
guess i'll be happy with my 800 dollar profit anyway
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>>62285695
https://finance.yahoo.com/quote/JEDI/
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>>62285646
Up 5.5%
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Dell poppin
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>>62285703
Right before "The Big One" boss.
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>>62285700
>>62285702
fuck you, it was an amazing ending
also
>futures
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>>62285703
Never, AI is life now.
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>>62285646
>DING DING DING DING DING
>How did it go today?!?!
Not great, not terrible, cant complain, line go up new ATH
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>>62285694
I’m not a Palestinian or Iranian
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>>62285714
Nice dance, ya fags.
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>>62285646
Happy
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>>62285646
>+1.09%
I was doing 1.27% before that sour hour hit.
Just hit 101k in the investment accounts lads. I finally made it into 6 figure hell. I'd like to personally thank MU anon for getting me that last 20k
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>>62285708
Thanks but wtf is on that Pepe's head?
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>>62285646
-0.36%, but I'm up big YTD so it's all good. I still have a lot of cash burning a hole in my pocket.
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>>62285714
Very cute car dancing anon, but real men would have pitted each other.
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>>62285690
buy DRAM, buy NASA, buy GOOG, buy NVDA/AMD, buy AAPL
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>DELL
I kneel
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>>62285714
Irish road racing. Thats what you wanna watch.
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I'm getting kinda scared. I've msde more money in this current year than I have in the past 3 years.
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>>62285722
its an anti drone cage, used to be called "cope cages" in the early days of the ukraine war when the russians were bolting these on the top of their tanks so ukie drones and javelins wouldnt heem them, didnt help much hence the name
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>>62285701
I'm just fuckin around
I notice that stuff and it's obviously fucked up but I put my decades into the system already so I say bring tech death on fast and painless please while I make my dime
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>>62285720
>I finally made it into 6 figure hell.
congrats, good job, next stop $1m.
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>>62285720
Congrats on making 6 figure hell. What're your financial goals now?
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>>62285720
Hey we got the same percentage
Also congrats im jealous but happy for you
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>>62285726
how much higher can NVDA AMD AAPL GOOG even go?
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im kinda arse at stocks and never really check the markets enough lol

Should I just put most of my stocks into etfs? and the rest into long term crap like google ect

Might keep 10-15% to do some gambles.

Thoughts?
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I just bought 1k of Dell because I wasn't sure which way it was gonna go. Should I dump it pre-earnings or see which way it goes?
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>>62285729
I made more in the past 18 months since I started investing than I did in my first 7 years of wageslaving. really puts "actual" work in perspective, kinda depressing.
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>>62285744
anon DELL earnings are happening right now
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>>62285730
Serious question, what's been effective so far at avoiding total painful death from a drone like I see in modern war footage. This shit and us getting super close to killer robots is making me super uncomfortable to say the least.
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>>62285744
uhhh....
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>>62285740
If you're not going to spend time & effort learning then you belong in ETF's, Bonds, High Yield Savings accounts, dividends etc
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>>62285750
It says it begins in 9 minutes
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>>62285731
He-he-he yeah... I too try to take comfort in getting mine during the process of potential robot slaughterhouse Armageddon...
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>>62285737
who knows? in the end were all making bets
>>62285752
literally nothing which is why the front hasnt moved in like a year
one of my friends is a instructor in my euro country military and they have conscripts learning fpv drone piloting
says now they make fpv drones with 60km of fiber optic wire attached, cant jam them, nothing, you have to shoot them down and they print them out by the thousands
the moment they get onboard AI to pilot them so humans dont even have to be in the loop, shits going to be insane
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>>62285755
That would be the call. The earnings report is already released, which is why it's pumping after hours. I mean... If you think they're going to say something in the call that would cause the price to come back down, then I guess you should sell now.
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>>62285745
Yeah really puts into perspective how lucky the rich are. $1million turns into $10 million a lot easier than $100 into $1million.
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>>62285729
>I'm getting kinda scared.
Why are you affraid of financial success? Nothing wrong with trimming postions and locking in gains. Its long road so play the long game.
>>62285745
>really puts "actual" work in perspective
Investing is actual work, why do you think professional investors make so much money. You are working for yourself as a professional investor risking your own money and putting in your own time and effort, and taking risks with your money.
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Is DELL anon still around? You've been eating good this year homie
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>>62285734
>>62285735
Next step is getting out of 6 figure hell. I started 4 years ago with 10k, let's see if I can get a 10x again in that time (lmao).
>>62285736
You'll be here next anon; I believe in you. WAGFMI
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>>62285763
>It's easier to 10x than 10,000x
No shit
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>>62285653
servicenow. cloud storage.
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>>62285772
That's the problem. Rich get richer.
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>>62285763
imagine you take yourself to a million. would you have the clarity of mind to place it all in the right thing, and hold that thing until you hit 10 million?
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>Numerous anons reaching six figures en masse
Cause for celebration or concern?
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>>62285714
>no crash
give me back my 1:25 you fag
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>>62285761
>literally nothing
>60km of fiber optic wire attached, cant jam them, nothing, you have to shoot them down and they print them out by the thousands
>the moment they get onboard AI to pilot them so humans dont even have to be in the loop, shits going to be insane
Yeah this can't lead to anywhere good...
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>>62285781
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>>62285781
why not both
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>>62285781
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>>62285761
how do I invest in fiber optic
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>just aped into leveraged oil ETF and shit my pants
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>>62285781
Not really no.
What people don't understand is that the big red decline can't happen at this point.
Why? Because cash is fucking dead and the feds killed it.
Inflation was already high and eating into everyones pocket - now inflation is accelerating again and the big reason why the market is pumping so hard is not simply the AI boom but also the fact that everyone is fleeing into the stock market. People are seeking refugee which is pushing the prices higher and higher and as long as the trust into fiat is so low there is no fear of big numbers being pulled out.
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>>62285790
It's almost as if it's melting...up...
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>>62285792
Thanks to you Jesus Christ for giving me a woman with above room temperature IQ
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>>62285646
+3%



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