make me an apology cake please

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it's ok

Didn't ask

>>20782545
give back your last 12 paychecks

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>>20782545
...

>>20782545
I hope you burn (your hotpocket)

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You're not getting any of my cake
Fuck you
You know how long I was posting in that thread?
I WAS HAVING FUN AND YOU RUINED IT

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Hiro just purgr the whole tram already their incestuous and incompetent little circlejerk is unbearable at this point. None of them actually belomg here.

>>20782545
Its ok. We forgive you. Mistakes happen.

nothing of value was lost

Gordon is going to scream at you for this fuckup bro

Oopsie. It'll take a week to fill the catalog

I want a refund and a free item for my next order.

>>20782550
>>20782565
kys

>>20782563
I don't think anon can take it
'cause he took so long to bake it
And he'll never have that recipe again

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>>20782545
CUT THIS MAN'S SALARY!

and here i thought you faggots were finally doing something about the image spambot on trash

>>20782583
why would you ever go to trash
why eould you think anyone should ever care about what happens on trash

One of the Mac Minis that run 4chan must have finally croaked

>>20782586
Furries, bro.

mods are a mistake. *

>>20782586
goon
but actually /possum/

>>20782545
NO
WE ARE THE SORRY ONES

>>20782545
Jannies should kill themselves

>>20782545
While we have this rare opportunity to talk can you answer why it can only ever be the McChicken for you?

>>20782545
All good, we'll have it nicely shat up within a week.

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>>20782545
your life is a mistake
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cNyzjQtgJjA

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I'm going to underhand toss my shit gorilla style directly into the head of every janny and mod
No one will be safe

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What made them lose the mandate of heaven

>>20782545
RETURN THE IP COUNTS

>>20782545
Sticky is missing

IT'S FUCKING RAW

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4chan was better before the cleanse

>>20782615
>man date
Gay

>>20782626
*Hawt

>>20782545
be sorry that you were born troglodyte

>>20782545
why are you so bad at a simple job?

i made a grilled cheese for lunch, it was a little singed.

REFRESH THE WHOLE MOD TEAM.

>>20782573
no one cares about your thread, 3rd world ESL.

>>20782545
Don't bother pretending you're sorry.

>>20782559
Total Hotpocket Incineration.

>>20782545
why did you guys get rid of IP count?

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>>20782545
Sorry isn't good enough, I demand you pay for my goyslop jr. meal. I didn't even get a boy's toy!

>>20782616
this, plus implement poster ID on every board

>>20782616
Half of the people who ever posted about IP counts were just shitposting and didn't understand the point of it at all

>>20782545
hmm what are you kikes trying to hide...

>>20782667
This, plus make it your real name, address, and phone number

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I ASSUME YOU'RE TALKING ABOUT DISALLOWING THE BIG TEXAN THREADS. figures that the only new interesting and decent content would be be banned here. why should anyone have anything nice when we can have sixty-seven fast food threads instead. i feel i don't deserve better, but i know i do. we all do.

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>>20782545
you owe me a couple dopamine rushes from the (You)s I was gonna get from my replies you deleted

can you start range banning bots and feds now finally?

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Chicago wins /ck/

>>20782685
No, but people who post OC will get a 3day
This board is only for talking about fastfood

>>20782693
Oh shit, chicago has Subway too?

>>20782693
That bread to toppings ratio makes me angry

>>20782696
Boohoo nigga, sorry your shitty pan steak and baked potatoes was more boring than a fucking whopper.

>>20782545
I don’t mind this as much as the time I was banned for three days from replying to an “inappropriate” comment in other board that I wasn’t a regular of.
Even worse it was a global ban.

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>>20782545
Why did you post this on /ck/ of all places?

WHAT THE FUCK MY 10 FAST FOOD THEADS
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

>>20782707
Because /ck/'s catalog along with many others got nuked

what happen

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>>20782698

test

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>>20782709
But why only post it on /ck/? What about /a/?

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Jannoids tongue my anus

>>20782723
>>>/a/270308316

>>20782723
>only
They made one on /a/ too, numbnuts

>>20782660
I didnt have a thread. You're fags for suxking up to the garbage outsider mods.

>>20782582
They do it for free :^)

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>>20782677
BASED BIG TEXAN

>>20782723
there's one on /a/, /lit/, and probably the other boards that got nuked but I haven't checked

>>20782685
Why would they ban both the people who pay for this site and the people who operate this site?

>>20782678
here's your fix

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>>20782752

>/ck/ covering up by deleting the democrat spirit cooking threads
how will we count the calories now?
will /fat/ ever recover? I was basing my calorie intake off those threads now I just ate a bag of skittles to cope and the snickers are next... god save me

>>20782723
why are you so stupid?

Is every nuked thread not still in the archive? Just put them back.

Which boards were affected? I'm seeing /ck/, /an/, /int/, and /trash/.

MODS = CLODS

>>20782777
/a/, /biz/, /co/, /fit/, /diy/, /mlp/, /vip/. and a few porn boards too

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Oddly, just happened to have /ck/ open on an idle device when this happened. It's like having the Zapruder film.

>>20782724
I'm not a furry but

>>20782777
They got /biz/ too

>>20782793
bros..this is what they took from us.....

>>20782786
>stickies on those boards posted by the mods didn't get deleted
Hm yes I'm sure this was an """""""""""accident"""""""""""

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>>20782609
it's the great /ck/ reset!

>>20782673
Someone must have posted the alien picture again

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mods are hiding something
no one just makes a mistake like that
what are you hiding from us?

>>20782830
Hiro needs to get out of France before he's arrested like the Telegram guy

>bad gateway error when I try to post the elf thread on /aco/
what's this bullshit? Also bring back sip threads

>>20782545
You're getting a paycut for that one, mister!

>""""mistake""""
we know exactly what you're doing dumbasses, you're not clever

>>20782667
NO.
I refuse to keep a consistent identity through the life of a thread.

>>20782878
I do miss the times where posting something retarded on accident could just be ignored

>>20782545
death to america

>>20782547
Christian bakeries should make apology cakes for every gay couple on earth.

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>>20782830
They're just trying to make life fun for us NEETs, we should double their salary!

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>>20782545
put me in the screencap

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>>20782545
describe the mistake

>>20782906
About a dozen boards had their catalogs deleted

>>20782910
Not him but that doesn't sound like a big issue

>>20782893
So you admit this is an American site. Got you esl lmao

My theory on what happened:
Rogue janny
Reasoning:
Stickies and archives survived, only threads a janny could delete were deleted

>>20782921
Janitors can't delete. I don't know why most of you don't understand this.

>>20782910
It was an accident, please understand

>>20782922
Deleting is literally the only thing they can do.

>>20782915
The shittiest boards weren't included so something is up, definitely the work of a new hire.

>>20782931
/a/ has been shit since Sakurafish got banned and they got deleted.

>>20782931
Again. Who cares? Did they delete some super important post of yours?

>>20782944
Yes

>>20782930
No. Reporting is literally the only thing they can do. Mods have the power to ban and delete. Janitors literally just scrounge up all the reports or look for trouble themselves.

>>20782946
Well since you didn't even bother to post what was so important I'm going to assume it didn't matter if even you didn't care to reveal it

>>20782948
Just go back to Riddit, you'll have to think less about archives and the like

>>20782949
You're the one who couldn't post a single thing. Why would anyone have to go to the archives? You want me to go to the archives to find something specifically you posted? Are you brain dead?

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>>20782951
Crazy that a site you don't use lost some posts, seriously don't worry yourself about it man, all the good shit will show up on r/4chan or whatever later anyway. Just keep shitposting like nothing happened.

something something /g/ something something

>>20782952
You're the one who couldn't post a single thing

>>20782955
? I've posted several things in this thread, including a picture. I'll post something better if you promise to never come back.

>>20782957
Where did you post some important post of yours that they deleted? Don't look out the window schizo.

>>20782952
>all the good shit will show up on r/4chan
You would know troon

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>>20782960
Wouldn't make a single difference to an outsider what was or wasn't lost, so it makes no difference to me whether or not I tell to fuck off. But I will tell you to fuck off regardless.
>>20782962
Yeah, I would know, you niggers never shut the fuck up about being from there and ruining the carpet.

I keep getting connection errors wtf are you retards doing

>>20782906
>>20782830
>>20782975


>/pol/tards thinks they found a ufo shows time lapse of the location's satliete photes to prove it real omg ayylmaos!
>/pol/tard conviences other /pol/tards to go visit it
>oops its a secret government bunker guis
>hay anons, heres the location xD
>skyking autist watching flight maps notices that the government just scrambled airforce to patrol over the location
>oey vey shut it down, jannies delete every board the above postered visited in order to make sure this isn't leaked


Three possibilities: poltards just trolled the airforce into wasting valuable resources to patrol the desert
or
poltards found secret military base and glowies are seething because their politically connected NGO responsible for doing landscaping didnt do the regular maintence they were paid to do to keep the bunker hidden.
or
Pol is just having a fever dream because they are schitos

>>20782922
>>20782947
actually, some janitors have higher level access and can do more stuff than the average one
the guy that erased the /g/ catalog years ago used a janny account

>>20782984
Are there any posts and timestamps to this tale?

>>20782947
Obviously janny trying to deflect blame for deleting threads he doesn't like

>>20782984
take your meds dude, pol lives in your mind rent free

>>20782550
I see that Adam Ragouse is contributing anonymously. Nice!

Why are the mods on /ck/ so much harsher anyways? You get global bans on here for things that wouldn’t even get reported on other boards

>>20782998
This board is for real chefs though (i.e. those who dont cook with ceramic stovetops)

>>20783030
Imagine the types of people who get assigned /ck/ to moderate

>>20783030
It really does seem random, mods will either give you a warning or a 3day global as their default.
But since you can't send anything, that's fine.

>>20782915
/3/ is fucking DEAD

>>20782944
Are you the janny in question who did this? This is the attitude of a janny who shouldn't be goven an ounce of power

>>20783030
Crazy how the /ck/ mod gained the reputation as worst on the site so quickly and completely

>>20783030
maybe stop posting frogs and pictures of piss and shit.

>>20783030
if you can't figure out how to ban evade, you shouldn't be on 4chan anyway

>>20783030
Mods on /ck/ are vindictive trannies that want this board to be full of faggy anime-avatar posts and e-celebrity content, and nothing else. The site would be so much better if they shot themselves.

>>20783058
If you can't handle a few anime pics you really should look for a different site

>>20783058
>full of faggy anime-avatar posts and e-celebrity content, and nothing else
if anything most of those faggots avatar posters don't want any of that e-celeb trash. Hell, all those frogs and jaks are just as bad. Nuke it all.
>board
my bad, I don't use /ck/. Whatever I said applies to /v/, /a/, and any other board adjacent to those.

>>20783030
I got a ban from all boards for spam. My offense? Making two on topic threads in one day. Hey you dickheads, use this as a learning experience. We’re on the same team here you retards. Stop being so trigger happy.

>>20782545
Eat shit.

What happened?

t. haven't been on the computer for like 36 hours

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>>20782545
Real footage of mods trying to fix the site

>>20783102
ayo, fuck you you racis cracka

>>20782545
not good enough, we want reparations

>>20782595
haha

So is 19 the total amount of threads that died? Which ones got all their stuff restored? /po/ was one, it seems.

>>20783289
Boards* not threads.

>>20783102
Heh

janny can i give you a smooch ^_^

>>20782895
>sorry you're gonna burn in hell

>>20782667
You have to go back

>>20782619
shush

>>20782700
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bnyVE1go2vs

>>20782719
Fun fact: In Turkey, the army will kick you out for being gay, but only if you're the one being penetrated

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>>20782545
YOU FUCKIN DONKEYS

>>20783457
Yes, and not just in Turkey. It's a policy designed to protect homosexual rapists, who are the gayest faggots of all. (They have all sorts of lame rationalizations, "it's about power not sex bro, the Romans did it bro", but at the end of the day, you're the pervert whose dick gets hard looking at a dude's hairy anus, not the dude getting physically held down by your 5 friends.) The only logical conclusion is that military command is majority faggot, and they need this policy to prevent them all from getting immediately fragged.

>>20782545
>Mods made a mistake. We're sorry.
This should be the /ck/ board sticky.

>>20783468
>the Romans did it bro
False.
>>20782545
Why didn't /an/ get an apology, cunt?

>>20782545
I'm frustrated

>>20782917
well yeah, only an american site can be this incompetent

You're sorry? You're not getting paid this month

Nuked 4chan Boards: 20
/3/ /a/ /aco/ /an/ /b/ /bant/ /biz/ /c/ /ck/ /cm/ /co/ /d/ /diy/ /fit/ /h/ /int/ /lit/ /mlp/ /trash/ /vip/

/3/ Apology - >>>/3/992846
/a/ Apology - >>>/a/270308316
/c/ Apology - >>>/c/4356890
/cm/ Apology - >>>/cm/3912881
/ck/ Apology - >>20782545
/co/ Apology - >>>/co/145128460
/diy/ Apology - >>>/diy/2841949
/lit/ Apology - >>>/lit/23736438

>>20783761
/3/'s catalog was a valuable resource for people. Hopefully all the guides were saved and get reposted.

>>20783793
: )

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>>20782545
Unlock /qa/ already.

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>>20783821
>tfw never got to experience qa

>>20783831
That's like saying "tfw never got AIDs"
You should be happy

>>20783831
Use whey isolate. Concentrate will fuck your digestion.

>>20782545
>Mods made a mistake. We're sorry.
Don't be. Very little of value was lost. If anything, you improved 4chan for a short while.

>>20782693

Not a good meat to bread ratio

>>20782693
They should've at least folded the meat to give it more volume.

>>20783102
Ayo wut he be doin to the ceiling bird???

>>20783761
I blame /diy/ for doing some experiment. that fucked up

>>20783887
There was a really good thread on /an/ going for over 300 days and it's now just... gone. It was all songs named after, related to, about or featuring animals.

>>20784093
Perhaps it can be restarted?

>>20783761
It's weird how it was mostly blue boards and then d and trash. I could see if it was site wide purge button but what is with the semi sweep.

>>20783834
/qa/ before jak invasion was the best board on this goddamn site (because it was a secret board mostly)
found a lot of cool websites from chan meta threads there and the happenings general was a good way to keep up with multiple boards

>>20783030
wait til you hear about /vr/

>>20783831
I always thought /qa/ was a moderation board where anons would ask jannies questions and the jannies would never answer. The concept didn't interest me.

>>20783055
Some people have static IPs or are behind CGNAT.

>>20784644
skill issue

>>20784823
yeah whatever dude

>>20784640
It was for a while. But then discord faggots took it over with wojak spam

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>>20782586
gay bara furries

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>>20783831
>tfw I was so pure and innocent I tried using /qa/ normally, not realizing it became a shitpost board and wondered why I didn't get any serious responses

>>20783847
Can you elaborate?

>>20782545
all you ever do is fuck up!

bring back wt snacks

>>20782563
You shall make another cake. You shall return to this place and share it with us. You shall enjoy this process.

This we command.

>>20785561
You can just read my thread if you want friend
https://archived.moe/ck/thread/20781663/

>>20782583
>>>/trash/ is meant to be a containment for all posts made across all boards, it may not be someone spamming that place specifically