Why did she never attain anywhere near Harley’s popularity?
Simple answer: Too damn skinny.Long Answer: Her character design is just lacking. The entire rogues gallery for S:TAS is in that animated DC era of simplifying designs and they all suffered for it. Also? She's too damn skinny.Hell if they made her a chubby goth to start with and did something with "energy storage" being her main power gimmick rather than straight forward electric powers she'd be 10x more memorable just for having a thicker body. >>152167318
>>152159075Because it is. Livewire's FULL of innuendos. One time, Superman showed up wearing a layer of clear insulating plastic and she went "Ooh, you brought protection!"
>>152138131Thissssss
>>152132776She's unlikeable and looks weird, harley is iconic, fun and likeable, a dumb blonde vs a smug brat
Why doesn't Superman just fuck Zod? He'd be so embarrassed he'd probably never bother earth again.
>>152170722homosexuality was banned on Krypton
>>152172545Dick wouldn't be able to do anything to Zod, he's a normal human with no plot armor.
>>152170722homosexuality was so normal on Krypton, there was no social stigma attached and Zod would be completely unbothered.
>>152172377Who would last longer with Kryptofuck, Supes or Zod?
>>152173411However, if Clark's the one doing it Zod would be completely unbottomed.
Who are the most beautiful women in the Marvel universe?Sue and Ororo get mentioned a lot (Sue especially), even by cosmic beings and aliens of immense power/knowledge/judgement as being objectively the most beautiful women in existence. I think Lilandra gets the same kind of mentions.Caveat - no cheating with magic or powers(goddesses of beauty or cosmic embodiments of the concept of beauty or beings that alter the perception of reality, ie Enchantress, Beatrice, Emma Frost) or local perceptions of beauty(Black Widow, Mary Jane Watson, Black Cat are objectively super hot by Earth standards, but never get the same mentions universal of beauty Sue and Ororo get for whatever fucking reason).So who else in Marvel gets mentions for being most beautiful?
>>152169119Kill yourself you neckbeard faggot.
>>152173964>but rather reread Neal run.The one with Havok and Polaris?
>>152174059And Sauron
>>152174095The SUCC king himself.
>>152165498Reading the 60's FF, I always imagined a bit of Marilyn Monroe in Sue
>Hmmm... I don't know, lad. It's like no cheese I've ever tasted.
>>152171833why was there an sentient oven on the moon?
>>152172605In case American astronauts needed to cook an emergency burger.
>>152171793This ain't cheese, gromit. It's cum.
>>152171833he was one of my first fictional crushes haha dont even ask
>>152172605it comes off as a british criticism of americans leaving the lunar lander trash on the moon
Why are there so many jews in comics?
>>152173529Stop drinking onions, you faggot
>>152172818You need to start off with the antisemitism of the 1920s. Jews were frozen out of high-clout publishing houses, those that focused on academic credibility and literary prestige, but were able to find space in the market for popular entertainment. Pulp fiction, crossword books, and the like. This isn't just Jewish creators, but Jewish-owned publishers. So when comic books came along as the next form of "lowbrow" entertainment there were plenty of young jewish boys ready to push them out.You see consolidation and big money coming in during the silver and bronze age, and it becomes less of a Jewish-dominated industry during those decades. You can read about it.
>>152172818Maybe they're just talented people. Ever think of that?
>>152172818wow all of those fucking suck lmao
>>152174111Whatever W.O.B.
Images you can hear.
>>152172900Probably, but why care about that?http://1337x.to/https://bt4gprx.com/Help yourself. And if you don't want to learn how to torrent (here's a secret: it's easy) then you deserve nothing.
>>152169229Then leave that boring nerd to the other boring nerds like Chip, Dale, and Zipper who want to fuck her still
>>152169229I never noticed how busty she was.
Thoughts on Kitty Katswell?
>>152172803Nah canonically Kitty never had boyfriends and the only thing we know about Katty is that she was in jail for grand theft auto, armed robbery and insurance fraud and her relationship with their mom is weird
>>152169526Seconding
>>152169400Preggo please
>>152172803>>152172824Hmm, Kitty says after all you mentioned that Katty stole her boyfriend, at least in the spanish dub, Katty answers "I didn't stole your boyfriend, he had "weak eyes" and Kitty replies "It was a medical condition; that's why they gave him glasses."https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QwQdbaIioDY
What "Superman last story" is your favourite?I like One Million/All Star but I think "red and Blue" is the best finale for Superman
I have a certain fondness for "What Happened..." but you really need to have an encyclopedic knowledge of Silver Age Superman to really understand the emotional impact of everyone dying.Generations was such a mixed bag.
bimbo franky was better
>>152169970Kid was real for this
>>152169970>tfw ywn be /ss/'d by your own imaginary friend
>>152168060tummyslut
>>152169970They thought Frankie was raping him thats why he imagined a Frankie.
>THIS WEEK IN CAROLBattleworld #5The Avengers #34 (Legacy #800)Last week's thread: >>152023109
>>152172281>Even during Imperial when millions were dying in her name
>>152173006
Sex with Carol's flerken
>>152173886
>>152160472Surprise gangbang for Kamala
What is Horse?
>>152169913She managed to briefly crawl away after that hit. She shouldn't have even been able to MOVE after a blow like that yet she could still make way from the rampaging Garou. That's CRAZY levels of durability for a human.
>>152170112>>152170185Bravo.
>>152172890Lobster makes the best stuff.
What horse?
>>152172226It's a shame only Kitten's character sheets was revealed, I imagine a lot for the discourse would stop for Grimal had we seen her character sheet and have seen the 3+ stamina she's clearly packing, Matilda would deal at most 7 per swing like that. Pressing down on her is a different matter entirely though, yeah her insides should be mush.>>152173736Hor(u)s
The death of Gwen Stacy was the of the worst and stupid decision ever made by marvel. Angry fans sent them mails which demanded she be brought back in addtition to this it got many people to stop reading Spider-Man for good and for them this is where Spider-Man story ended for good.Ever wonder why OMD really happened now? the answer is simple they not only wanted Peter's and MJ marriage gone but they also wanted Gwen restored back to life and OMD was the best way to do this. JMS wanted to do some major changes like Gwen never died his version would have happened had the rest of the rest of the marvel office was on board with his idea. Still now the odds of her being brought back just keep going up how you may ask how simple really. MJ character assassination of her character make it more and easier all the time the more she is ruined the greater the odds she will be written off good and this is where Gwen comes in of course. It's only a matter of time now before they bring her back for good. face facts MJ fans in the end we Gwen fans are going to win in the end your time is almost up.
I have multiverse refugees fatigue.
>>152162726>>152162665>Gwenfags would eat slop rather then getting over their waifus (who died even bzfore they were born)
The reasons behind the story are questionable. Gerry Conway was for it because he thought Gwen was a nothing character and preferred Mary Jane. But Conway was and is a hack writer, so what does he know?John Romita was for it because he wanted an impactful watershed moment just like the death of Raven Sherman was in the Terry & the Pirates comic strip. What he failed to realize was that Gwen had been a member of the cast longer than Raven Sherman had been and her death would inspire ill feelings in the reading public. It was memorable and a watershed, but not the way Romita envisioned it.Stan was too busy being publisher to give a shit.And everything Conway and everyone who followed did concerning this event only served to cheapen and desecrate the story and the character.
>>152173895>But Conway was and is a hack writer, so what does he know?A better writer than you, and certainly more than you. You weren't even born.>Stan was too busy being publisher to give a shit.Anon, he gave the greenlight to it. And then threw Conway under the bus when the controversy struck.
I'm lazy.Can someone trace a Spiderverse Gwen face and turn it into a girl wojak?She has that "basic Starbucks Instagram whore" vibe, one who gets blacked
What would get you back to watching South Park?Pic partially related
>>152169778Nice!>>152172193Thanks
Stan shouldn't have forgaven Randy in Post Covid
>>152162807>>152163404Goth Kids 4: Gothification>Raisins has its grand reopening long after the pandemic >Business is going well for the first few weeks>B-Plot: Some of the 4th grade female students start becoming goth>Eventually some of the boys fall into the trend>The Goth Kids find it a bit weird that other students are suddenly hoping on the goth trend>Raisins is starting to loose customers>After a few days all the 4th and 5th graders have become goth, much to the dismay of the Goth Kids>Raisins has closed down again>the Goth Kids can't help but feel like they've become outcasts in some way>Stan quits the goth act, says that he and the other boys only did it to stay close with their mutuals/love interests or to just fit inComment too long. Click here to view the full text.
>>152174011>Stan, Michael, and Mercedes demand to speak to the manager>Goth Wendy escorts them all to the office>The manager turns out to be Nathan (wearing a fedora hat), with Mimsy of course as his right-hand man>Nathan tells them he's had an obsession with goth girls for a long time>he explains to them he discovered an app on the deep web that is able to possess any girl into becoming goth by sending them message that rewires the mind of any girl who reads it>Nathan had managed to take ownership of the IHOP through some financial loophole, with plans to expand ownership of others across the states and fill them all with goth waitresses>Stan, Michael, and Mercedes demand Nathan to shut down this operation>Nathan calls on Goth Wendy, Goth Bebe, and Mimsy to defend him>The other 3 Goth Kids and Mike and Annie reluctantly retreat out of the office, only to be surrounded by the other goth waitresses armed with medieval weapons>The rest of the Raisins girls storm in armed with baseball bats and other improvised weapons and battle against the goth waitresses>Stan, Michael, and Mercedes fight against Nathan, Goth Wendy, Goth Bebe, and Mimsy>In the scuffle Stan manages to grab Nathans phone>Before he's about to destroy the phone Nathan pleads with Stan saying that if destorys it the girls won't turn back to normalComment too long. Click here to view the full text.
>>152174011>>152174019>Raisins reopens>Goth Kids are important again>Nathan and Mimsy return>StendyThis is a perfect episode
Aside from Moebius, which other comic book artists have gotten art gigs in movies?
>>152112418>Moebius How do you even pronounce that?
>>152166203Doe she know?
>>152170433mow-bee-uslike a baby trying and failing to say Morbius
>>152170677It's Moebin' time
>>152158804Thanks anon
>>152163829She saw herself giving birth in this position, and didn't die laughing?
>>152163829why this bih givin birth doggy style bruh
>>152170141You know you can... wash the baby right?
>>152173740well it was before all the fuckery
>>152173724The only people saying that were degenerate freaks. The ones that didn't grow out of it after leaving the echochamber of propoganda became modern creative. Now we alm have to suffer. >>152173740The German count should have been Nightmare and countess a random woman.Not mystique. Mystiqye was brainwashed into thinking it was the baby daddy to hide Kurt's true origin.