Why didn't they just teach him force healing?His whole motivation was preventing Padmé from dying
>>151926552Why do you insist on asking the same question over and over again when you already know the answer? Are you trying to silence the voices in your head? Are you just making noise so people will pay attention to you? Do you have that condition the bitch from 50 First Dates had that prevents your brain from forming long-term memories? Or are you just a fucking bot? Seriously, explain it to me.
>>151926602Why didn't anon just stop being autistic?
>>151924281Yeah when you grow up A New Hope and Empire will still be praised for the masterpieces they are while the prequels only get praised by retards who bought their toys. I'm so happy retards are starting to praise the last jedi so you fucking prequeltards can experience the retardation you've been spreading.
What's the best Star Wars comic?
>>151923293>They had to piggyback off of Lucas' ideas but they're the real geniuses trust meGo watch another youtube essay zoomzoom
Latina tomboy Supergirl > blonde bimbo Supergirl
>>151924960Ok retard
bump
why did they change the actress
>>151928522To annoy you
>>151908250Latina tomboy is better as Lara Lane-Kent than Kara Zor-El. Unfortunately Folks running DC's film division were hacks
Reminder, Princess Bubblegum did nothing wrong, and the only people who disagree morons who need immediate reeducation. It’s not her fault that everyone else is objectively wrong and that you can’t keep a girlboss down.
>>151925700in the cellar?
>>151914734Wouldn't she be more Princess 731? She got away with it
>>151922630Kys, subhuman tripfag.>>151925162Fuck off, dyketroon
Princess Bubblebutt
Which direction do I read this in? Left >< Right???
>wot if Batman was a BIG GUY UUUU and he used his MASSIVE WHITE DICK to HIT CHOCOLATE ASS while being ANTIFA?>and I mean really using his MASSIVE COCK to REALLY CLAP those CHOCOLATE SKINNED ASSCHEEKS>ohohohohohoh and WOT IF DA JOKAH WUZ PENNYWISE, FOKIN MENTAL INNIT?!This is Absolute Brickman in a nutshell.
>>151915147Bane arc is the peak of the book so far for how over the top retarded it is. Black Mask arc wasn't anything special, the dumb memes ("Batman AF", Batman football punting a child, etc) will be remembered more than the story itself.Mr Freeze arc was ok actually, ended abruptly though.
>>151916359Snyder already said they won't become full on villains and even if at odds they'll still be his supporting castI think the Robins are gonna be villainous in this though so there's that
>>151911686>Bat-Sugar Babykek
Really starting to look like Marvel employees are shitting on the Absolute line all day because of that Hollywood Reporter article
>>151916359I expected that but aside of no word from penguin the others seem to be less vindictive. I'm not a fan of superhero shit at all but for some reason I stumbled on down the pipeline to read it in a glut today and I rather liked it. But that might be rather damning if a non superhero fan like me liked it. I tend to dislike batman but I like that this one will generally try and be nonlethal, but he's not above violating it when necessary. Ice-zombies were getting ripped up and he didn't stop and go "uwu oh no", he was fine killing Bane (or so he thought) and chopping off hands. It avoids being lawful stupid and is more "I am not going to intentionally kill you but if you die thems the breaks"And again as a non batman fan my dislike of the joker is rather damning in saying I vastly prefer this version, but I vastly prefer this version.
What are some comics with good cheesecake AND good writing?
>>151928107i usually just accept the good cheesecake from annuals/specials and not worry about it
>>151928107Witchblade
Priest's vampirella
>>151928107Look into the Gun Honey franchise, they're fun pulp
ITT: Scenes that you're still upset about
>>151923723If I was Jerry, I would've belted both their asses right then and there.
>>151925639Kek it's so funny how mad this makes chuds. We get it: YOU would NEVER sacrifice your personal desires over your siblings happiness. Dipper is a kid and it was irresponsible of Ford to forget that. Hirsch has even said (for you klutzes who don't get it) that Dipper was trying to grow up too fast. He can join Ford to hunt the Superntural after highschool.
>>151923723I stopped watching Reddit and Memey after Pickle Rick, what makes this scene especially bad
>>151924079GOTEEM
The fuck is this shit?
>>151925063Ned is a man, not a faggot.
>>151925063there are a few specific people god told his people not to mix with, but it was a religious-influence thingin fact, when moses's brother and sister got pissed that, for the second time now, he picked a shiksa wife, and what's more a brown one, they got cursed with that white skin disease thing until he forgave them. like, see? your color's not perfect now either.
>>151925063The bible is pretty much pro race mixing. In the old testament, jews were encouraged to rape female prisoners to make more jew babies and in the new testament all men are brothers under Jesus
>>151925063i've never read the bible but im going to guess no, at least not in the way you're suggesting
>canonically banging women young enough to be his daughters
ITT: the writers barely disguised fetish
>>151924839
>>151927969Is the "entity" Shadow King?
>>151928446No, it’s just the Professor’s dark side.His evil thoughts he keeps hidden.Like finding teen Kitty attractive.
2005>George Clooney, Brendan Fraser, Patrick Wilson and Hugh Jackman were considered for Reed Richards.>Scarlett Johansson, Rachel McAdams, Elizabeth Banks, Kate Bosworth, Elisha Cutberth, Julia Stiles and Ali Larter were considered for Sue Storm.>Paul Walker, Heath Ledger, Hayden Christensen and Shane West were considered for Johnny Storm.>Bruce Willis, John C. Reilly, James Gandolfini, Nathan Fillion and David Boreanaz were considered for Ben Grimm.>Nicolas Cage, Robert Downey Jr., Jude Law, Gerard Butler, and Goran Višnjić were considered for Victor Von Doom.>Djimon Hounsou was considered for the Silver Surfer.>Laurence Fishburne was considered for Galactus.2015>Anton Yelchin, Jack O'Connell, Kit Harington and Richard Madden tested for Reed.>Allison Williams, Emmy Rossun, Saoirse Ronan and Margot Robbie tested for Sue.>Josh Gad and Christian Cooke tested for Ben.>Jack Huston, Sam Riley, Domhnall Gleeson and Eddie Redmayne tested for Doom.Comment too long. Click here to view the full text.
>>151928183>Robert Downey Jr. considered for Victor Von Doom.Something Something dumb choiceSomething Something ridiculousSomething Something they would never ;)
>Played Wolverine>Considered for Mister Fantastic>Considered for Iron Man in their version of the projectIt's kinda funny how Hugh Jackman was apparently Fox's go-to guy for superhero roles in the early 2000s. WB tried to get him for Jonathan Kent, Harvey Dent and Jonah Hex as well.
>>151928461Ironically he only got Wolverine after the first choice had to quit at the eleventh hour
Post your worst
>>151921762Honestly, I want to see it. Could be fun.
>>151916353>>151916563Got anymore of this?
>>151920769my god this is a masterpiece.also I lol'ed at Alameda Slim's lyrical matchup.
>>151915097>>151920769This is better animated than a lot of stuff on tv
>>151881050lowkey fw this might make a drawing out of this
#1-7>>151909999
And that's all for today - I'll have more of this, including #1,000,000!
>>151927949What a twist.Thanks OP
>>151927949Thank you OP I binged the part 1 thread yesterday and got hooked on this series
>>151927960>>151928050Thanks. Full disclosure: I'm only going to storytime v1, as these threads are meant to be a celebration of Guice's work, so I won't be posting the New 52 title or the Black Label miniseries.
>>151926815hey thanks for doing this
Any thoughts on Disney's Aristocats? This is such a boring film.
>>151919718I really hope there's an off screen human here or God help me!
>>151926465>>151926522Parisian alleycats will be the hipsters of hipsters in all of Europe, its on purpose
duchess was my first ever female crush
>>151915866In the book Sergeant Tibbs was a female cat named Lieutenant Tib (civilian name Pussy Willow). Disney changed her into a boy for no reason, we could have had an action hero female cat
>>151915430I watched this as a kid.>>151915784I didn't watch either of these as a kid.
>the joke is that he's fat and farts a lotI don't get the appeal of this character, and even if he was voiced by someone like Matt Hill he'd still be the unfunniest character on the show
>>151928014Didn't read your post. I was too distracted by that sexy outfit of his.
>>151928014>OP is fat and farts a lot
>>151928028They really don't give a fuck; Shadow Raiders had a horny ugly bastard as one of the main characters and an episode with a bisexual woman with a strength fetish.
>>151928059306 pounds of unpredictability
>>151928059I love how you can always tell when a chick who likes the cushion draws a fat guy as opposed to a gay man
Mods are out for Christmas. Post bad bitches.
Remember her?
