why do so many people like hobgoblin more than green goblin in TAS
>>150723540Gobby bobby
>>150705114He's funny
>>150727166>Gobby: British slang for someone who’s loud, mouthy, and never knows when to shut up. >Bobby: Classic British term for a police officerI also cannot remember any stories about mouthy British police officers.
I’m obsessed with the goblin teeth in TAS and both of them need to make it a permanent part of their official looks. If they don't look like feral sphinx cats with those nasty little bitey bits, I ain't interested.
>>150722130If you're going to troll at least spell correctly.
With his absence from DC K.O. (outside of the Titans tie-in) and his book falling out of the top 100 it seems like DC's Nightwing push is over. Will he ever become an actual A-lister?
>>150727615I feel like that was the intention until they decided to make that Red Hood book that gave him a romance with Huntress for some reason.But then they canceled that book, so who the fuck knows what the status is now.>>150727635Jason is just TSUNDERE.
>>150707547Motherfucker uses 2 sticks. He is just a mall security dude in spandex.
>>150707649Priest was right, Dick is the blandest vigilante in comics history.
>>150728441he's a mall security dude in spandex who can do a flip and fuck your girl
>>150728441malls would be a lot more popular if that was what security looked like.
Would helluva boss be better as a show if either stolas or blitzo were women?Not both, just one of them
>>150728234I understand, Anon. I'm sure these threads have provided you comfort and I'll pray your mental qualms falter and you'll find your Loona someday.
>>150727206Speaking of fat>>150727197Are you he?
>>150728261Just let him down gently and tell him you'll wingman him some time. If you handle it right he'll probably take it well and you get a potential bro. Just be careful drinking with him for a while in case he's still catching feelings because he might make a pass at you.
>>150728261Slap his ass and tell him I'm flattered.
>>150728309That was very nice, thank you. I hope you find yourself a nice Stella.
Is dropping a food tray at a fast food job enough to get you called into the boss’s office?
>>150725538Yes
>>150726246>The author specified that it was a fem version of his furfag SIWhere?
>>150722707can't believe they deleted it, the internet is getting so soft
>>150727560They deleted what?
>>150725464>How do femcels even exist?>Getting laid as a woman is far easier than doing it as a man, what's the catch here?Easy /= automatically. Yeah, getting some dick as a woman is simple, but they still gotta do SOMETHING (as little as going out, smiling at somebody, or even just LOOKING at somebody suggestively)So if a chick just does the home-work-home loop, expects a decent guy to appear out of nowhere and gives everyone she meets that 1000-yards stare, she'll be lonely and miserably.Also, men feel celibate when they don't get to fuck, and women feel celibate when they don't get a guy to commit, so even if a femcel gets dick, she will still think of herself as a femcel if the guys just nut-and-bolt.
There is something about this series that I find oddly hypnotic.
>>150723443That and the "sewer" metaphor Cheerleader Satan gives Nny really don't seem coherent but that may just be because it's all tell and no show. I'd really like to see Jhonen give the idea another spin, especially after he's become a more experienced artist and professional creative, but it seems like the kind of idea you'd need to dedicate multiple rewrites to.>>150723857>it doesnt hold up as well as i remember.This is what I'm talking about. Now that I'm done with puberty, reading it front to back feels totally disjointed and lolrandum.
Threadly reminder that Johnny was never a self-insert.
>>150725784My favorite comic was where he went full rip and tear mode on his "fanboy""But I'm just like you!""I don't like myself very much."
>>150725784There were claims he was?
>>150721654Understandable.
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>>150677861Nigga you retarded
>>150726865>Marsha Mellow likes to think of herself as responsible adult woman of 23.>she went to community college, she's renting an apartment, she doesn't do coke that much anymore and she's got a job that she's good at, loves doing, and pays well.>as far as a transwoman prostitute goes, Marshmallow is living in a good location for it.>Seymour's bay is like a mecca for trans sex workers!>so Marsha, working under the nome de putain of Marshmallow, never felt desperate enough in doing anything crazy like Glitter or Marbles do.>Marshmallow is a higher class of whore baby. >so it's not a good look for her hanging out at the skate park late at night after smoking an entire batch of blueberry dream talking to teen boys.>but there was a tall skinny white boy with blonde hair who reminds her of the boys back at school who would follow her to the bathroom stalls during lunch or meet up under the bleachers after school during cheerleader practice.>he's flagged her elevated state and trying to ask without outright asking if she's holding.>what would a responsible adult woman do?>a thoughtstring zips pass across her headspace: am I holding? Yeah baby, I'm gonna be holding your dick by the end of the night.>eyes half lidded Marshmallow gently lifted her lips into a smile and said not on her but if her comes back to her apartment she can give him some, even try it out before he buys.
>>150727842Get help
>>150719614I can't see Linda ever cheating on Bob*, she's too loyal*at least when it involves other men, I could easily see her not considering sleeping with other women to be cheating on her part(indeed she probably considers it an audition to see if someone's worthy to have some fun with her Bob)>>150719526>>150720273>>150720398>>150720659>>150720915>>150721050>>150721535>>150721938>>150722054usually I'm pretty eh on Louise/Logan(more of a Louise/Regular-Sized Rudy kind of guy), but having it be a sorta-harem situation for Logan with all three Belcher siblings(especially in combination with the concept we were discussing earlier about them all having enormous T&A*), adds some much needed spice to the scenarioComment too long. Click here to view the full text.
>>150728466>Logan's going to need to be especially "gifted" downstairs if he's going to handle all that Belcher meatAnon he's a skinny white guy who skateboards, Logan is hung like a horse. Probably the reason he's feels so confident bullying, he knows he got a huge cock.
How come there aren't horror cartoons?
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>>150728568And I'm done
>Watching forgotten 90s thriller Copycat starring Sigourney Weaver>A wild Cletus Kasady appearshttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uYNo3sGkYGsAny other examples?
>>150716881They were both hot as fuck.
>>150724053Interesting.
>>150711272Explain
>>150717154Good catch
>>150710772Give me your good /co/ adaptations in non-/co/ media.
Why didn't they just fix him after he tried killing everyone?
>>150724116real
>>150725762Shame about the hair
>>150721603Lol I dunno
>>150721603He was built with anti-fixing hardware.They were just prepared for anything.
>>150727015>a bad hair day is where you draw the line >not the one giant eyeball
>She’ll get her badge in no time!
>>150727474You can also look her in the eye while holding her shoulders with one hand and her hips with the other and using her as a cocksleeve
>>150727474>>150728236>two locals anons were found dead today with their cocks bitten off
>>150727786>>150728157Speaking of tf stories, anyone read stuff from the Blind Pig universe?
>>150728272thats why I'd remove her teeth first
>>150728384Congratulations you just graduated from death by Yinglet to death by Baxxid
I just watched it, and while Steven does embarass himself quite often, it was a very fun watch.
>>150642393I would have to be high to agree. Peridot still didn't fuse with Lapis Lazuli, and Sadie chose a black non-binary she just met. Fuck future.
>>150724269Finally someone else realizes this. The emitter EMH uses is literally like their gems. BRAVO SUGAR
>>150719300>Just a massive undercutting of the worldbuilding at the 11th hour for no reasonSU did this for basically everything except the reveal of Rose Quartz being Pink Diamond. The Cluster had like a whole season of buildup and was supposed to be this timebomb Eldritch being of gem shards onlt for it to be a complete nothingburger. They're all actually now a chill hivemind and not a writhing mass of insane consciousnesses doomed for eternity. It's happy to be bubbled up and then conviently pop out to help hold back Steven in Future and then we're supposed to assume that Yellow Diamond will fix them or something. All the corrupted gems? Well they're gonna take a cleansing bath thanks to the Diamonds and we're not even going to have an episode or two focusing on the struggles of being a corrupted gem in rehab even though the early seasons spoke about the corruption as basically a mass genocide event and how sad it was that the monsters the gems were fighting were insane enemies and allies alike. For how much SU claimed to be this show about sensitively portraying emotions and trauma, the writers sure were eager to gloss over the resolution to dramatic, tragic events that were built up to. And yet they were happy to spend multiple episodes making Lapis into an toxic ex and then angsty art school equivalent, totally not because that's the type of "drama" that art school graduates have the most experience with and are biased towards writing about.
>>150723883It's a kids cartoon, anon
>>150655704It's about how the original audience for the show has grown up and moved out of the house
What the fuck was his problem with his general anatomy?
>>150725976you're probably very old, man. if so, do you still play doom?
>>150724537He was cursed with silliness.
>>150724592Fpbp
>>150724537Silly Samuel sold season 3 to me. He’s funny every minute he’s on screen and not just because he looks silly
>>150727619I know I’m on a board of /co/ntrarians but I really want more of this show
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pyu7cFaF0k0
>>150728351Yeah, they love them on girls you homo
*takes the wettest, fattest, steamiest shit on this thread*
>>150728372Don’t do that, OP will probably love it
>>150728360Nah guys can be cute in them
>>150728450Nah, guys look like giga faggots in them.
Why is Jess smarter in the timeline where she doesn’t receive compound V
>>150724531I'm stupid. How do I become smarter?
>>150724361the whole show is dump
>>150724361why do you think the show is even comparable to the comics? the answer is stupidity, before you ask.
>>150724361That's the same character?
>>150728284Yep. In the comic timeline she becomes a corpo. In the show timeline she takes V and crashes so hard she turns into Sage
Do tanks exist in the cars universe? Are they like Car super soldiers or something?
>>150723964How the fuck does age work in this universe? All these fictional models have years attached to them, Holy Shiftwells model was manufactured in 2008 whereas Maters model was manufactured in 1957, does that mean she was 4 years old in Cars 2, was Mater thirsting over a 4 year old? Does the Cars universe have an age of consent or does age not fucking matter in that universe? We've seen some cars in the films that resemble children, if age doesn't fucking matter than does that mean a car could just date one of those childish cars? This universe if fucked
>>150720961beep beep
>>150724072Deep lore
>>150724072The Cars universe terrifies me. There's no way Pixar put too much thought into the mechanics of how it all works when they made that very first movie.