Lay your favorite Hazbin/Helluva headcanons, theories and fan stuff on me. I'll start.>Bee is a popstar because she used to be a fallen angel demanding worship, and has moved on to inspiring celebrity worship as a pop idol>Goetians live so long that they begin caring less and less about mundane affairs and become engrossed in research/cosmic phenomena that they appear to have completely lost touch with their surroundings
IS Bee meant to be a popstar? I know she sang but I thought that was just obligatory on account of who Viv got to voice her
>>146040516Well she definitely acts and performs like one. I don't know if she has an actual, like, career. But it would be funny if she's literally Kesha on Earth.
>>146040487>the entire hazbin/helluvaverse is one of Azathoth's dreams.
>>146040545It would also be funny if she was more visibly gluttonous, like a giant pig letting out galactic levels of gas like a literal "braphog"
>>146040662
Things would make so much more sense if Viv Hell was actually ruled by the Red Guy
>>146040487>Helluva headcanonsHere's one. I'm trying to fix an in universe problem and adding my fetish onto it. Emberlynn Pinkle now works as a live in maid to a wealthy woman who also a dominatrix. The job also doubles as being her sex slave.
>>146040487Loona fucks human men.
>>146041049What in universe problem does that solve?
>>146041081That her character is essentially homeless in hell. Although I do kinda wonder what the situation is for sinners in hell is.
>>146041120I like to imagine sinners are able to pay services like I.M.P. shortly after dying because there's a predatory loan office in the same building.
>before IMP was formed Blitz and Loona tried to do the hitman stuff but in hell killing sinners for sinners but kept getting there asses kicked they moved to human cause it was safer
>>146041165Blitzo does mention they don't kill people in hell "anymore".
>>146040930That's what Satan should have looked like. Just straight copy paste the red guy.
The entire hazbinverse is one of Niffty's coma dreams after she fell and hit her head during the trust exercises
>>146041049>Emberlynn Pinkle now works as a live in maid to a wealthy woman who also a dominatrixI bet she also has strictly limited bathroom breaks
>>146042030Kek, either that or Hazbin takes place in one of her snowglobes.
>>146040487>Collin grows a spine and abandons Cletus and Keenie's revenge plan since it's going nowhere, ultimately getting at least a somewhat happy ending. If legal bullshit didn't stop HH and HB from doing direct crossovers, he'd become one of the staff at the Hazbin Hotel after HH ends.
>>146042172>after HH endsMeant HB there oops.
I really like the Hootgame posting and wish I had more r63 Octavia art.
>>146040487>>146042030sex with short little gremlin women
>>146042398Would it even fit?
>>146042405it’s a small size, it’ll fit perfectly
>>146042746Kek well at least you're honest
>>146042398Twinned sex with Bee!
>>146040642Now THAT would be kino.
>>146042172I really do hope Collin gets a better ending than the others at least. Poor dude is practically his group's Moxxie without the baggage.
>>146040487Blitzo has gotten his dick caught in a window. Before that it was a vent.
>>146040487I have several of my own favourite Hazbin/Helluva headcanons and theories and here is one of them.>Sir Pentious being a soldier and army engineer during the Crimean War and quickly working his way up the ranks to become an Army Officer in India (which is why he's a Cobra in both Heaven and Hell) and witnessing the Indian Mutiny first-hand, with him over there having a similar lifestyle to Harry Flashman (or his battalion pal was a Harry Flashman-like person whom Sir Pentious is going to reunite with in Heaven) after his stint in the army, in India and with a brief time of being amateur bare-knuckle boxing champion when returning to England, he settles down to become an Inventor Extraordinaire he's renowned for.
>>146044451blitzo got cock block
>>146044459My second favourite Hazbin/Helluva headcanon and theory is this one >Baxter being a young German or Austro-Hungarian doctor and physician who after graduating from some medical schools and doing the profession for a few years (which was around the outbreak of World War 1) suddenly gets conscripted into being a Combat Medic on a armoured Cruiser which in a short while gets hit by an sea mine or a torpedo in either the the North Sea or the Adriatic but becomes a Scientist while in Hell.
>>146042172Imagine fitting Collin into Hootgame...
>>146044812How would he even fit? Random encounter on the streets of hell?
>>146044459>>146044730Not bad. I wish we could actually learn about their backstories, but so far its scraps. If that.
>>146040487Here's my third Hazbin/Helluva headcanon, theory.>Niffty shortly before she died briefly worked in stereotypical 1950s Diner/Malt Shop as a cook, cleaner and waitress when one day she decides to serve up something different to a customer than they're usual flair, with her being Japanese American she decides to make something Japanese using a tinned Rice she finds in the kitchen and crushed bugs that she often kills on the kitchen floor and round the back as ingredients to make Onigiri in which she serves to the customer in which they automatically shun saying that they want Coffee and Donuts causing Niffty to angrily and then laughably stab the customer in front of everyone in the Diner/Malt Shop only for her to get arrested.
>>146045195>you will eat the bugs and you will be happyShe was 70 years too early.
>>146044529there isn't even a joke there
>>146040487>Stolas used to take long walks in the night in the human realm. Specifically Point Pleasant West Virginia.>Charlie doesn't deal with much of Hell's nobility because Lucifer threatened them if they dragged Charlie into their family drama BS because he knows Charlie would try to fix things.>Vlad Tepes is an Overlord, while disposed, they could never figure out a way to actually kill the guy so he's been locked up for centuries at this point and if he ever gets free may well curbstomp even several goetians before he can actually be subdued. He also may or may not be contracted directly to Satan or Lucifer.>Adam does have one psychological weakness: Cain and Abel. Bringing those two up is going to piss him off in a way that won't necessarily help him fight, and needled enough will actually really open some old scars for him because he actually feels responsible.>Alastor is surprisingly tech-savvy. Mostly so he can piss Vox off who is actually not that tech literate himself.>Vox has a fear of wii-motes.
>>146040487i believe that the writing is so ass and paints blitz as this womanizer Casanova who had sex with hundreds of people despite being ugly, annoying, and bald is because the story is being told by blitz and that he's an unreliable narrator. in reality, he's an old pervert who just wants to imagine everybody as a twink, and romanticizes his toxic ex, stolas, because he fucked that guy when he was much younger.
>>146045527I think she might've killed bugs and sometimes ate them when she was alive, but my theory at >>146045195 has a "It Will Never Catch On" scenario to it with Niffty serving up Onigiri with the customer and possibly a few others in the Diner/Malt Shop scoffing at it even though Japanese food is quite the norm in the last 20- 30 years but almost unheard of in like the 1950s where Niffty comes from.
>>146042977>Twinned sex with Bee!/trash/. /agyb/. ERP NOW.
>>146040487It's a bit edgy but I like to imagine Stolas is into pederasty and had a string of underage lovers (from the lower classes, so there's even more of a power differential) before Blitzo.
>>146045801*/agywb/
>>146040487honestly its gotten to the point where i don't even see a point in having headcanons when really i just wanna write my own entirely new version of the show. i'm sure other anons can relate
>>146045801I would but I'm not really an ERP kinda guy, more one off greentexts and stuff. I'm flattered, though?
>>146045923you're welcome. i'd still appreciate a one-off greentext
>>146045969Yeah I won't be writing those for a while, I need a break before I can do those but we'll see. I also REALLY suck at writing that type of thing.There is an anon writing a Bee twinning story on AO3 though. "Comfort Food".
>>146044835Could be thatAnon landing in the middle of an IMP v CHERUB scuffle
>>146046054>full moon-esque scuffle>Collin is left behind>Loona's about to kick his ass in a dumpster>Anon can choose to let her, or stop her>if you cultivated a good relationship with her, she'll hear you outAnon's list of friends grows.
>>146046071>"I mean, c'mon, does he seem THAT bad to you?"
>>146046166I don't know if Collin can be a recurring character without compromising though. Maybe if you spare him he gets a job at the hazbin hotel like that other anon mentioned.
Since Imps and Sharks can produce offspring can hellhounds and Imps? Can everything just mix?
>>146046631Succubi and possessors too. I'd be surprised if Viv said no to hybrids, she comes from the 'donut steele' camp.
>>146046671imagine your parents naming you Depressed Boyfriend
>>146046694Maybe Boyfriend is his family name. Made his mama's life a little awkward.
>>146045829Nice to see that threads around again. I used to post in it a bit.
>>146045654>picrelKek
Imagine how soft she'd feel under those robes if she hugged you bros. Downright heavenly.
>>146046041thanks for the rec, much appreciated
>>146047081No problem. Not much out yet though, but I'm excited to see where he takes it.
POST BEE
>>146047115I don't wanna repost, so have this until I get some new bees.
>>146044451>>146044529>>146045580I got this. >Blitzo has gotten his dick caught in a window. Before that it was a vent.I guess he felt a breeze and thought he could get his dick blown!
>ywn have 'Tav', Loona, Bee and Tex in your friend group>ywn have crazy parties at your house on every major holiday>ywn nurse your hangover with your homies and their hellhound homies at a breakfast diner the very next dayWhy live bros?
>>146042172Man I hope that Collin marries Patrick and they both live happily ever after in Bikini Bottom[/spoilers]
>>146047475can't you do that with real people in real life though?
>>146046253Hotel, or crashing at your house?
>>146045654On god if that was the story it would have been waaay more interesting. Or even their backstories should have been more uncomfortably dark like Blitzo's remembering is more blocking out trauma of being pimped out to grown men by his father when he was the age of the Circus flashback. Explains his unhealthy handling of sex and would honestly have made me kind of actually pity him to some level instead of wanting to bludgeon him to death the moment his mouth opens.
>>146045826Amusingly I thought that was going to be a subtle joke with Stella to show she is a hypocrite. But fuck's sake she can't even be that kind of fucked up in a hot and horrific way, no Viv had to give that to Verosika and Barb Wire and instead blubber about having their lives ruined by Blitzo.
>>146045654Somehow that pic is actually less ugly than the show's offical depiction. He looks more like Ralpha Bakshi character from Wizards or something or that one jewish looking creature with the elephant trunk nose from I think some 70s or 80s cartoon.
>>146044459>Flashman getting into HeavenLol, lmao even.Still, points for even knowing who that is.
Honestly I think why I do get the horniness for the show is the characters look like they actually shower. Horny shows and series just look visibly unappealing for sex like Game of Thrones and Chainsaw man's Power's hygienic habits.
Blitzø chose to become an assassin because he came to believe that hurting people is the only thing he's good at.
>>146048057>>146045654fuck it, lets go full 2011 edgy "childhood ruined" cartoon theory>the whole show is a drug-fueled delusion, none of the characters are demons, its all just in the real mortal human world>blitzo is not a boss of a hitman company, all of the targets are just people in his life he regularly fantasizes about killing, exaggerated to seem more justifiable >moxxie and millie are just regular ass people working at some normal office job with him, and he resents how normal and happy they are so he projects all this cringe gay shit onto them>loona isn't even his adoptive daughter, just a composite of some girl he shares an apartment with and can't bring himself to fuck because he views her as too much like a younger version of himself, and her pet dog>he subconsciously dreams up the whole thing about him and stolas being childhood friends in a desperate bid to block out the trauma of what really went down and pretend it was more innocent than it was>the "events" of the show begin as a result of blitzo (Fritz. O) accidentally killing the kid in the pilot and escaping into drugs and self-delusion to quell the guilt, sorta like the plot to the machinist, pretending it was on purpose and that he just does that kind of shit as a jobsome real "dead dove, do not eat" material there
>>146047857He'd fit better at the hotel imo
>>146048075>Amusingly I thought that was going to be a subtle joke with StellaWait, did they hint at that?
>>146048075If given two options Viv will usually pick the worse one.
>>146048380i love it. i think i'd like it better if loona was literally his pet dog and he's tripping balls, thinking the dog can talk.>>146048057i imagine it would've been like officer barbrady's traumatic past, and stolas would have been an adult man. i always imagined him as much older than blitz anyway, but the spindlewhores are too scared to commit to anything truly triggering and disturbing. they censored retard, for pete's sake.
>>146041165Blitzo probs had it easy killing random low level psychos before nearly getting killed by some up and coming Overlord, remembered that Sinners are super powered freaks who can come back after death with vengences and Blitzo only gets one chance at life and immediately changed business ventures
>>146048380I like the 'Once Upon a Time in Hell' theory.
>>146046041Yeah, I’m probably not gonna write for awhile either.That last Stellanon green got reported/muted for spam.
>>146050735Are you fucking serious? That's retarded, we've been posting greentexts forever.
>>146050735>>146050742Would just sticking them in something like rentry work?
Alastor will be revealed to have a secret identity.>his name ends with the same four letters as "impostor">he can change shape, meaning his "usual" shape might not be his "true" shape>he deals in deception, as he explains to Charlie when he talks about his permanent smile>he disappeared for several years - he may have been posing as a different person while "Alastor" was missing>or, the *real* Alastor "Stayed Gone" and *our* Alastor has stolen his identityPoints against the theory:>The other Overlords (and Husk) who knew Alastor before he went missing don't suspect he isn't who he says he is. However, they also don't care about him or why he was missing. >Mimzy claims to go way back with Alastor and she doesn't notice anything amiss with him. However, she she isn't very bright.
>>146050934So you're saying... Alastor is sus?
>>146047138I don't drink Bee
>>146040487Loona's cellmate in Seeing Stars was her friend, possibly boyfriend. They were breaking up as Blitzo reached her cell and he was demanding she give him back the phone he had bought her. This is why she starting crying after she beat him up.
>>146048110They did say that they have no idea what it takes to get someone into Heaven so they might have a large number of people who are just like the Sinners of Hell (even they still did some good like being war heroes and being loved by they're family and friends ) when they were alive and in Heaven long after they're deaths.
What's she listening to?
>>146051779https://youtu.be/gp7TLTq1QIQ?t=167You are welcome
>>146050934Another point against the impostor theory: Gravity Falls gave its mysterious old weirdo who carries a cane a secret identity.If Hazbin pulls the same trick, people might talk. Then again, Hazbin never claimed to be original. It's a show about ideas as old as heaven and hell.
>>146048654Not that I can think of
>There is SOME kind of way to either mine or produce angelic steel within HellIt still astounds me that Vivzie hasn't even tried to address this at all.
>>146046253That was genuinely be his true calling, I agreeThe calling being actually trying to help peopleHe'd be happy...
I want Keenie to be forcefully paried with a sinful human and fall in love with him. Her sheep ass must be used.
>>146042172Collin already abandoned Cletus and Keenies plan. the only reason why hanging out is to find more about the HH so he couldnt drop his cover. As for HH, its possible its not needed after the end of HB.
>>146052219>Lone pervert bastard that tricks Keenie into service.>She absolutely hates him and condemns the man to Hell for his sinful ways.>But, as a cherub, obviously pushes the "accept Christ into your heart" stuff on him.>He resists quite easily, displaying his vices without shame (slaps her ass, makes lewd comments, flips off the poor and needy, drinks and bullies animals for fun).>This infuriates her to no end.>But she takes solace in that he suffers comeuppance for it.>They clash so much it gets them into trouble.>She tries to get out of it the right way. He tries to get out of it his way.>But surprisingly, they always somehow manage to come through for each other despite often being self-interested in their aims.>Over time it blooms into a sort of mutual respect as they're both losers in their own ways.>Suggesting they actually care for each other will earn you a hearty "NO WAY" from the pair.>But they've had a few stray thoughts during a shower or two.
>>146051779Probably this, it suits her family situation well:https://youtu.be/fqGKZ3fzN1M
>>146052353but anon it must end in sex.
>>146052353That'd make a fun sitcom.
>>146052463Well DUH.Hate sex will be best sex, of course.>>146052485No laugh tracks.Unless you want Seinfeld but Vivziefied.
>>146052499>No laugh tracksComes off more like It's Always Sunny anyhow.
>>146052499>Well DUH.>Hate sex will be best sex, of course.I actually found an aislop chatbot with a somewhat similar premise.https://janitorai.com/chats/479415092
>>146040487I'm Back with more of my favourite Hazbin/Helluva headcanons and theories, this is one that I've had for quite a while now.>The Cannibal Town (judging by the way it's inhabitants were dressed to me) was a either a Gold Rush, Frontier, Pioneer, Lumber, Boom or Mining town (with Rosie being the Mayor of that town's wife or Secretary with the purpose of running a store there as well) that had very harsh winters for a few years in which the townsfolk had to eat each other with Rosie committing the first incident of Cannibalism in the town on that first harsh winter and after those harsh Winters it got to a point that when newcomers still coming in they're droves into the area the town was in to seek they're fortune, Rosie and the Surving townsfolk ate the newcomers or served them up to other newcomers much to they're shock.
>>146052970>That said if you could get a crossover for either Helluva Boss or Hasbin Hotel with another property WHAT would you choose?Helltaker.
>>146053089Exes and Oohs. They probably went after hellborn.
>>146052970Fat Albert
>>146044730Is that... Eridan?
>>146052860I figured a lot of Cannibal Town was just the literal Donner Party.
>>146053106No, it's a Character from Hazbin Hotel itself called Baxter and he was going to be in the series but he is now, from season 2 onwards
>>146052970>out of the way for obvious reasons.>obvious reasonsPoor fucking demons.
>>146053157Looks like a Viv'd Eridan.
>>146053214Yeah I'm aware. They were probably generic assassins or bounty hunters, which might've been an interesting time for sure.
At this point I think posts are being deleted at random, what did anon do that was rule breaking?
No clue. Let's talk about the show some more.
>>146053497A helltaker crossover would be so cool.
>>146053514Even a reference would be cool.I won't lie, I'd like one slice of life episode showing them going about a regular day.
>>146053542Would be cool.
>>146048380Now do hazbinnow do hazbinAnti spam is a bitch
SEX WITH BEE
>>146040487More like Helluva DEAD
>>146054629The detroit natives were packing angelic condoms this time...
>>146042405She likes being forced.
What would Bee's role in heaven have been prior to the fall?
>Blitzo, Loona, Millie and Moxxie have all had an orgy atleast once
>>146052316According to Viv Helluva Boss is hard capped at four seasons while Hazbin Hotel will have as many seasons as A24 allows. Helluva Boss will probably be in the second half of its final season by the time season 3 of Hazbin Hotel is done.HH will most certainly not be done or unneeded after HB ends.
>>146055020An Angel of Zeal. When she fled with Satan, her virtue of Zeal was corrupted, and became consumption.
So following off the hypothetical hootgame posts,>take 'Tav', Bee, Loona and Tex to an Earth carnival>Bee can't stop getting carnival food>when (you) meet back with her, she has a comically large lollipop wrapped in cotton candy>you suggest the rollercoaster...>... if you spent time building your relationship with Loona, Bee chimes in>"Aaactually, thought 'Tav' here might wanna try that pendulum thingy with us first," she says, putting an arm around Octavia, "you two should TOTALLY try the ferris wheel while we're gone. Meet back in a half hour, right? Kay have fun byeee!">she winks at you two and drags 'Tav' and Tex away>you glance at Loona, who's sporting a nervous blush on her face>forget that, your face felt a little warm too>when was the last time you two even talked without Octavia in the room?>you had to break the ice somehow...
>>146055290>ZealThat makes sense actually. I could see enthusiasm and motivation being corrupted into chasing short term highs.
>>146055262Someone said they hope season 2 is a 'sophomore' syndrome and that season 3 will improve but that feels incredibly optimistic.
>>146040487>the exorcists come from Adam's feathers like how Eve came from his rib
I havent watched the show but I want more Verosika art.
>>146056328That'd be nice.
>>146056531Like is she actually evil or is it just vizie going "Oh blitzo loses the conventionally hot babe so he can fuck the stupid faggot stolas, so hot"?
>>146056574Who even knows with how hard Viv is trying to sanitize the show. She clearly wants us to think "hell isn't that bad actually."
>>146056607I always say, give HH or HB with someone who wants to utilize the setting.HH wants to be about redemption? Okay asshole, better go read the actual bible and shit like Thomas Aquinas if you want to get technical and serious.Not just "oh one good deed thats strong enough can redeem the damned".
>>146055689Ferris wheel with Loona...What would (you) do to break the ice?
>>146051779Alberto Balsalm - Aphex Twin
>>146056666I agree, Super Satan. We talk about weaving scripture and whatnot into the lore a lot, it almost always makes things more interesting.
>>146056684>Take ice from soda cup>throw it off Ferris wheelGg ez
>>146056696Imagine having to sit down with Angel Dust and having an actual moral discussion on how being a fuckpuppet isnt edgy or sticking it to anyone.
>>146047622anon if we had friends we wouldn't be here
>>146056755Reminds me of a super old thread about Hank ending up in hell due to a clerical error and becoming Angel's de facto father figure.
>>146056698Kek>hfw she realizes she's crushing on a turbo autist
>>146040687No no, he has a pointBee is a nice twist on the whole gluttony trope, but I actually kinda do think it would be more fitting if they were something more of a massive repulsive slob
>>146056792How about we make Sloth the slob and we keep Bee as is? Belphegor's even female in Vivzieverse.
>>146056792I remember somewhere on the internet someone found that Vizie depicts Sloth, Gluttony and Lust as basically good, Pride(Lucifer) as her little baby darling, and Envy Wrath and Greed as actual sins.Like 3 of the sins arent even bad.
>>146056822The fat lazy fujo doesn't think gluttony, sloth and lust are bad? What a surprise.
>>146056684If only I knew, anon. If only I knew.
>>146056780I will continue to say that Hank hill has one of the best crossover potential of any character.
>>146056780Lol, Angel Dust? That does sound funny, if you can scrounge up an archive link I'd appreciate it
>>146057245https://desuarchive.org/co/thread/137494353/#137516334You got it.
>>146053610this probably isn't going to be as coherent, especially since i haven't actually watched the show, but i'll try:>whole show is filtered through angel dusts drug-addled perspective>angel dust is actually anthony, an ex-gangster in witness protection >part of his witness protection deal is going to rehab and living with his estranged scenekid/disney fangirl niece, niffty (nancy)>anthony struggles with repressed homosexuality, internalized homophobia, and porn addiction, so those feelings manifest as the angel dust persona, with his porn addiction being personified as valentino>the rest of his fractured mind manifests as husk, the dynamic between him and angel dust basically being his own minds attempt to reconcile and re-integrate these conflicting aspects of his self-concept >alastor is his witness protection supervisor>the setting of hell he dreams up is a mix of his catholic guilt, gangster movies he likes, and the disney musicals, cartoons, and nancys own drawings that he apathetically lets nancy show him whilst lying around in a drug-sedated haze>charlie and vaggie are the rehab team leaders, who arent actually in a relationship, anthony just imagines them as dykes, exlaining their total lack of chemistry>adam is a gangster and pimp from his past life who hes paranoid iscoming back to kill him and everyone he's come to know
Im violent and I swear so im funny.
>and we're back to complainingDo you think there's a rivalry in the porno industry between hellborn and sinners
>>146057638Well considering Viziepop is too chickenshit to have the lust circle have rapists, id give it to hellborn.
>>146057638>Do you think there's a rivalry in the porno industry between hellborn and sinnersDidn't Valentino employ both?
>>146057638Hootgame...Being friends with Tex, would that mean eventually crossing paths with Verosika?
>>146055689>"So... Just the two of us, huh? That's new. Or feels new, at least. You, uh... having fun here, at your first Earthly carnival?"
>New Loona focused episode>Vortex has a falling out with Bee>Loona bumps into him while he's down>Loona tries to take advantage of the situation, but ultimately gets rejected>She flies off the hinges and tells Tex off>Goes to cry about it and decides to talk to Octavia>Long conversation happens between the two>They end up making out>Loona eats bird ass >They rub their cloaca and hairy dog pussy together>They hold hands the entire time and declare each other soul sisters >Blitz shoots himself in the head after walking in on their fuck session
>>146057855It could, not sure if there'd be any significant interaction beyond her finding the whole 'albino incubus' excuse a little sketchy.>>146057940Lol
>>146057959Belly rubs for Moxxie
Which Bee, western man? This?
>>146058406Or this?
>>146057010A consistent and strong father figure in a series full of characters with daddy issues? It's a perfect fit, he'd probably leave everybody better than when he found them.
>>146048380>>146057445>drug-fueled delusioni dislike this trope but with the way you have put it i would watch it, good posts like these is why i still come here
>>146057877Would the fact that Loona is a sperg put you at ease or make you even more worried about it being awkward?
>>146058802I imagine you'd be used to it at this point, right?
>>146058739no prob anonglad i could make it worth your while
>>146058818Maybe? She'd definitely get a little more nervous and spergy when she catches feelings. Maybe THAT'S why in that greentext she hasn't been hanging out with you one on one? She's a little ball of anxiety who's afraid to make a move and Bee just gave (you) and Loona a little push.
>>146057279>>146057245>>146058677
>>146058918Nicely shooped, anon.
>>146058972first time i do it so im glad it's not unreadable shit
>>146058992Bit rough but that's desu archive for you.
Why don't the D.H.O.R.K.S. just mail Blitzo a painted uranium dildo?
>>146059161Does uranium do anything to demons?
>>146059195Only one way to find out.
>>146059161>>146059210Ooh, it's tingly!
>the glow of her lamp>the flutter of those wings>the smell of her chest fur>the taste of her honey pussyNEED Bee...
>>146056328Mokay, give me a little bit.
>>146059455Draw her slipping on a banana peel.
>>146055732Honestly I could see ever primeval Sin as merely an inversion of what they once were, or taken to an extreme never intended.>Sloth = Laxness>Greed = Ambition >Gluttony = Zeal>Wrath = Passion>Lust = Love>Envy = Competition>Pride = Self ConfidenceThese make up the essence of the Sins we see in hell. Without Ambition, a man would never get out of bed in the morning to tend to his crop for the potential of a greater harvest that could better his family. But when he has grown successful, and has more than he could ever reap, that ambition turns inward, and twists into overambition, greed. Do you understand?
>>146059327More
>>146059549If Vizie made angels to act like virtues they would all like the actual sins. If you think the virtue of chastity wouldn't be a rapist pedophile i have a bridge to sell you.
>>146058918>im in a greentext shoopMOM I DID IT
>>146059701I believe she would do that.
>>146059701What.
>>146048654>>146052070I mean't I thought if they were gonna make her a sick bitch that is the "hate sink" at least make her reprehensibly scummy like Valentino but they instead have her do fuck all and Verosika and Barb Wire are actual scumbags like Blitzo that the audience is expected to sob over.
>>146059549I think you're thinking of the seven heavenly virtues which are a thing already. Could be neat if the sins held such jobs and lost them on falling, so then that's why the current angels hold the titles.
>>146060060Apparently we're getting Stella backstory.
>>146056204giant ballsack descending onto Adam
>>146040487Death is unhappy about Blitzo
>>146062078SHITzo
>>146060732Apparently they want to make her like Beatrice, but they already fucked up A LOT on that front by showing that from childhood she was complete POS. This goes so much against Bojack Horseman approach that it's not even funny and honestly, whatever means of making Stella more complex now will be just laughable.
>>146062385For all her inspirations she does a good job of missing the point entirely.
>>146059689I don't know, man. I just wonder what she smells like... I suspect she can emit whatever she wants according to desire, though. Just like she can alter her body shape to match your tastes.
Why don't the DHORKs just radicalize Blitzo with internet propaganda?
>>146056204Now that's cool.
Why are her teeth so yellow?
I headcanon that double hell is real and is a more classically styled realm of infinite suffering for sinners that manage to be sent there and an ancient primordial soup clusterfuck for Hellborn.Geographically"New Hell" is plopped right on top of the Old Hell which is now called Double Hell, in a magical sense the whole place is essentially a cork to keep old hell in a more manageable bottlenecked state.
>>146064736Because she brushes her teeth with a bottle of Jack when she wakes up in the mornin'
>>146064736The fur around her mouth is white, it’s why the eyes on characters like Donald (in some series) have light blue sclerae instead of white, so they don’t visually blend together
>>146064736She brushes with piss.
troon toon
>>146064975You're so funny, can I get your autograph you famous comedian you
>>146065006>"Hello, I.M.P...">"Yeah, you are pee!">*click*
>>146065006how does she smell?
>>146065060
>>146065060with her nose
>>146065071Honestly her smoking habit is the worst part about having a crush on Loona. I've got terrible asthma and allergies, and sometimes even just the smell of smoke can get me in a coughing fit. I don't think it'd work out if she didn't move to nicotine gum.
>>146065093>I don't think it'd work out if she didn't move to nicotine gum.She might if she loved (you) enough.
more like Goona
>>146065133That's the ultimate test, if she'd quit smoking just for meI'm taking allergy shots right now including dog, so I'm putting in the work for her
>>146065165More like Toona
>>146065219>kiss her cheek>immediately start sneezingLol
>>146065242It's not fair man, even if my pet cat rubs my face there's a small chance I can start getting snotty and itchy
>>146065093Remembering the ferris wheel hootgame idea>Conversation goes nowhere>Loona decides to light up to pass the time>In the closed space of the ferris wheel car>You were lost in your thoughts when she started but the lungful of smoke you inhale when you go to sigh triggers your asthma, and the vicious coughing and wheezing that follows>You didn’t have an inhaler handy and you can’t crack open a window>She starts to panic, but the damage is already done>GAME OVER: HOTBOX ENDI’ll be honest I don’t really know anything about asthma or ferris wheels
>>146065296Hilariously realistic
>>146065288>she caresses your cheek>immediate rashLoving a doglady is suffering>>146065296Kek, the bad end if your dialogue choices suck
>>146065658>Hazbin Hotel but Heaven is good
What if Loonabub? Beena?
>>146065093Well, so far we've only seen her smoke, what? Once? So it doesn't really seem like she's a regular smoker or anything. She could probably drop it without much hassle, or at least not do it next to you.Alcohol appears to be more her vice of choice.
>>146066137If only. No cure for Viv's daddy issues though.
>>146058802>Anon has to lead the conversation with his violently high charisma to help this sperg helldog on a fun ferris wheel rideI like this
>>146065658Whenever people try to redesign the Hazbin characters they always look so shit lmao
>>146066430Nah, the designs look way better. At least Alastor does, there was a thread a few days ago that outlined the issues with the design and I'm inclined to agree with him.
>>146066144>you will never scratch Loona's fluffy back to make her feel better when she throws upWhy live?
>>146066649>making a hungover Loona breakfast
>>146065071God damn, I'm sad.
Something something something Demon Mama.Something something something lunch date to the gluttony ring.
>>146066806Sloth ring spa vacation please
>>146066907Loona is babysitting.>Come to the Sloth Rings premiere Spa Resort! "Boiling Blood Falls!">Work off all the stress of your miserable life and let our employees wait on you hand and foot.>Enjoy our food, prepared by the Gluttony Ring's finest chefs.>Take a dip in our deep red tar baths and sleep it all away.
>>146040487>Lucifer still has nightmares about his fall from Heaven>Lucifer had to beat Satan into submission for control of hell, and the other Sins quickly started listening
>>146067112>Satan gets the shit kicked out of him by a twink, a crusader and a post twink-death crusaderMan, it was just not his millenium.
Take a demon from a video game you like.Would they fit in the HB universe?
>>146067197 I flip back and forth on whether I like the idea of the Sins being born in and hell and created there, with Lucifer having to take control to establish order, or if I like being part of Lucifer’s rebellion and being cast out with him.
>>146067231I think it's a mix. Asmodeus, maybe Bee would be fallen angels. Leviathan is a monster that's been slain, I don't know about the others.
>>146067244Leviathan is slain, by whom?
When Adam wakes up in hell as another fallen angel, he’ll become an explicitly anti establishment(mainly anti Lucifer and the Hotel)rockstar and end up having his message co-opted and he’ll be exploited by the Vees.
>>146066430>>146066485got a link to that thread?also, theres this design i did a while ago, trying to make the design more coherent and "period-accurate" both in the clothing and hairstyle
>>146067290God.
>>146067333https://desuarchive.org/co/thread/146025332/#q146031676
>>146055689Maybe ask how she likes Earth (the good bits, NOT LA)Like>"LA was your first visit here? Jesus..."Maybe she doesn't have any real aspirations in life, and feels somewhat down?Or it could be something small and sweetSharing funnel cake with her...Taking in the view from the ferris wheel...
>>146067756That'd be sweet. I don't know how many times she's been on Earth to just hang out, presumably more than the imps. Maybe (you) taking her and 'Tav' on vacation would be a good bonding experience.
I'm calling it now, Octavias gonna pull some Super Saiyan shit.
>>146067231>Asmodeus is a fallen angel>Beelzebub is a fallen angel, Bee is his daughter>Leviathan is a monster>Satan and Lucifer are twins, both fallen angels>Mammon…maybe he’s just a true demon, just some chaos spirit like I said the imps were that grew particularly power through his schemes>Belphegor likely the same
>>146068101>Beelzebub is a fallen angel, Bee is his daughterI like the idea that he retired and Bee took his place as the sin of Gluttony.
>>146068044Kek, I think the leaks point that way.
>>146068318>Trust me, you're gonna love this.>This is a Super Owl.>And this - is a Super Owl that has ascended beyond a Super Owl, or as I like to call it, Super Owl 2.>huh? So your feathers got a little brighter and longer, big whoop.>And this... Is to go, even, further, beyond!!!>*Deep inhale.*HOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOT!>montage of Octavia turning from Super Owl into an egg.brucefaulconer.
>>146068539kinooooooooo
Thinking... about Hootgame...>Hitting it off well with M&M, surprisingly nice couple, have their shit togetherDunno where they'd fit but considering how they're in a healthy relationship, they probably have good adviceBut alsoWould Stolas/Blitzo ever barge into these hangouts of yours?
>>146068637>Would Stolas/Blitzo ever barge into these hangouts of yours?Almost a guarantee if he suspects you doing anything with Loona (which he probably will long before you two develop feelings).Stolas... well, this game's premise is based on him being inattentive. Probably not, unless you shirk your studies or Blitzo screeches at him maybe?
>>146068637You think about that, I'll think about Imp Game.>Collectibles that are based on things from the early 2000s.>Explore areas, one looking similar to a house from a town called Endsville.>See a strange little green kid with a robotic dog that sounds strangely like Moxxie. He's complaining about a teleporter malfunction.>See Loona and a small gang of newly made Hellhound friends eating at a Mexican place, served by a man who looks like a demonic Goku. A demonic Vegeta is in the kitchen.>In the background every five minutes, there's a new sinner falling like a star.>One lands in an alley, and becomes a random quest giver inbetween the main story missions.
>>146045640>>Vlad Tepes is an Overlord, while disposed, they could never figure out a way to actually kill the guy so he's been locked up for centuries at this point and if he ever gets free may well curbstomp even several goetians before he can actually be subdued. He also may or may not be contracted directly to Satan or Lucifer.Only a man can kill a monster
>>146068697That'd be cool. Probably would be a Saints Row-like.
>>146050742mods get stupid with this sort of thing occasionally. happened in the MD threads way back
>>146068925You guys still do post greens quite a bit though, right?
>>146068942sure, but a couple times last year, they arbitrarily purged a few greens without warning. put anons off from writing for a couple days just to see what would happen
>>146069095Cooling off for a few days is probably a good call.
If you're gonna make an IMP game, why not just overhaul Hotline Miami as a comprehensive mod? You already have perfect gameplay that fits the assassin missions to a T, just replace Jacket and his masks with the 4 IMP members and change up the cutscenes and dialogue
>>146067337I maintain that Dore is the greatest hatch artist to ever live. Kentaro Miura is also really, really good
>>146069119Because I want something that a Xbox/PS2 could reasonably play, a 3D Adventure First/Third Person shooter.
>>146069153>Kentaro MiuraHe's playing Idolmaster in heaven now...
>>146067214Pretty much none of them would other than Sheogorath because he's the 'lol randumb' prince and even he would be more menacing than anything in HB, especially if you use lore like that time he grabbed and killed a random woman and turned her into an instrument because he was bored. That's how music was invented by the way.
>>146069409Good lord, Mehunes Dagon, Molag Bal, Sanguine, Clavicus Cile, and Merida alone would be barred entry into HB/HH.
>>146056696
>>146057638Better quality version
>>146058406Second, the original is best though
>>146069569>Bigdad.
>>146055689Chances this could lead up to a first kiss between (you) and Loona?
>>146068670Would he at least notice his daughter being somewhat less depressed...?
>>146069774I really don't know Stolas' mindset that well but I can totally see him crashing your hangouts and being an overbearing dad. Maybe because he does realize he's been neglecting her and thinks shoehorning himself in will make up for it, or because he's suspicious of your intentions. Basically doing more Looloo land type shit. It COULD be the catalyst for Anon helping them mend things?
>>146069759If you played your cards right? Pretty high.
Viv used to be a little freaky
>>146066430Nah. Alastor actually looking like a Chainsaw Man-esque Radio Demon is based.
Hootgame karaoke session (as prompted by Bee), imagine
>>146070669What songs would you all sing?
>>146070779this artist's page got taken downA real shame, this Loona is so COOL
>>146070820>this artist's page got taken downThe fuck, what for?
>>146070868Beats me. At it it seems like he still has a xitter.
>>146070932Miscuits, right?
>>146040487Loona's adoption certificate is a form of demonic contract like the Alastor has with Husk and Angel has with Val. Blitzo could use the same powers against Loona but either doesn't know how or doesn't have the heart to do it.
>>146069569>higher resThanks.
>>146071200Now that could be interesting, and would put imps above hounds in the hierarchy.
>>146070544It feels weirdly more on theme than canon Alastor, that's for sure.
>>146040487Alastor makes a deal with me, his One True Canon Partner, to be contractually bound to me for all eternity and whenever I desire him carnally (in exchange for my soul). It's worth it.
>>146062385>>146063070I kind of don't really even want her to be sympathetic but in general I only found Moxxie and Octavia to be the appropriate ones to have drama since they are the Rousseau-eque ones of the cast. They have focused reasons for why they have drama compared to the rest who should have been more amusingly violent and/or slimily manipulative but actually having weight behind it rather than being written by the 15 years trying to be taken seriously.
>>146062385>>146063070I also thought she was going to be more Cersei Lannister, right down to the incest with her pretty boy brother, and emphasize the intrigue of Hell's oligarchical-aristocracy and interesting decadence a la Vampire Bloodlines.
>>146071855Makes sense
>>146070779Loona's most likely into rock/metalOr maybe she really likes something "embarrassing" but who knowsOctavia strikes me as one who enjoys "chill" musicBee's a Party RockheadTex does whatever the fuck Bee wantsMore importantly, Karaoke in America or Japan?
>>146053100>hey hey hey I'm the master of the keyblade
>>146057445>>146058739I’d like to see this done for other shows
>>146072494Why not Japan? I bet its fun.
>>146045864its funny how symmetrical this culture war bullshit is. anon who wrote this, you now know EXACTLY what wokes are feeling when they are “subverting” established narratives that somebody else wrote. you are made of the same cloth, yet somehow more hateful and bitter.
So what's her secret?
>>146045864Honestly not bad. I think we expected way too much from this show in the what, 4 years from the pilot(?) where we were all waiting, its partly why even now we're all critiquing it to this degree.
>>146069492I imagine Peryite would probably fit best without shaking things up too much despite the occasional plague, but those would probably be restricted to Earth anyway as stuff like Knahaten Flu was. Peryite himself is pretty coolheaded and reasonable, which I imagine comes with the territory of someone upholding natural order. Something like that lends itself to a 'hands off' approach... most of the time.
>>146067333Whenever I look at that I just think "edgy Rick Sanchez". Sorry bro
>>146075285That her weakness is belly rubs
>>146076803If only.
Why do Viv girls seem like they're in desperate need of a licking down?
>>146072494>Loona's most likely into rock/metalBet it's deftones.>Or maybe she really likes something "embarrassing" but who knowsK-pop.
>>146077775>Kpop“Do you even understand what they’re saying?”>”No, I just think they sound nice.”“Uh huh, sure, you definitely don’t have crush on one of them, is it the leader singer? I bet it’s the lead singer.”>”You leave Kim Jin-Loo out of this!”
>>146077958Kek she would.
>>146057638>Succubus's having to compete with the weird freaky shit Sinners turn intoHellborns are probably born attractive but Sinners can "do more"
>>146078126If it exists, there's a market for it. Even for the ugliest fat fuck sinners.
>>146076120Him, Nocturnal, possibly Spider woman who I cannot remember her name, and Sheogorath would be the ones to stay in that universe.
>>146078990Mephala? How do you figure?
>>146073554KWAB Viv Blart. You don't even like lesbiums
>>146066146and Reddit Atheist Retardation Syndrome as well
>>146079340Eh, let's not go there. Last thing we need is more arguing over that shit.
Mind numbing sex with Bee until you both pass out...
>>146040487Succubi/Incubi have a form of marriage proposal where they given their chosen partner their “heart”, accepting it binds the two together, which ties their life spans together, makes it to where their partner is immune to the negative effects of their lust draining, and allows them to properly procreate. Succubi that undergo this are called “Lilin” and Incubi are called “Lilu”, after Lilith, the first Human to marry a denizen of Hell.
>>146079509That sounds cute.
Blitzo is a nigger. That's not my theory or anything that's just actual canon.
>>146079066I feel she would thrive in that environment
>>146080275>associated with murder, lies, deception, sex, and secretsChecks out.
>>146080296Plus she can fuck with folk
>>146080361Pretty much any prince would be running shit in a month if they had a mind to, the sins are all kinda crap.
>>146080398I would imagine Clavicus, Sheogorath, Hircine, and Sanguine would be the few demons Adam would love hanging out with.I could see him trying his best to flirt with Merida, Azura, and Nocturnal.
>>146080477>SanguineOh yeah he'd be the most fun. And the most at home in hell, to hell's detriment. He's like Beelzebub's fucked up uncle.
>Hazbin Hellpound
>>146069492>one of these pops up in the Pride ringWhat happens?
>>146040487Where the fuck is Ghostfuckers, Vivblart?
>>146064964This is the truest answer but I like >>146064939's answer better. I like my alcoholic binge eating dog wife.
>>146081620Should be asking Brandon since he's basically the showrunner for HH now. He said it's coming out on the 31st.
>>146082075>since he's basically the showrunner for HH now.For HB you mean? If only he could write for it too.
Hootgame...>Anon takes Octavia, or 'Tav' up to Earth>its the perfect time for her to try her disguise spell>when the blue flames subside, her human form is surprisingly good-looking>cute even, despite her attempts to cover up her femininity>should you choose to mention it, she makes a face and blushes>"S-shut your mouth..." she mumbles, puffing her chest up and walking past you as pompously as possible, "where did you want to take me, anyway?"
Can any Sin make me happy?
>>146082787In the short term but it kills the soul in the long run.
>>146082787Gluttony Lust and Sloth can according to Vizie. According to anyone with a brain, no of course not.
>>146083050She really should spend a night with uncle Sanguine. That dude could see you puking during an OD only to walk over and pour more beer down your throat. See if she likes gluttony then.
Is Moxxie jew?
>>146082799>>146083050: (
>>146083681You don't have to repent (though you should), but at least name positive choices.
>>146083641He says "Oy gevalt" in the truth seekers song, presumably so. How the hell they have a religion down there beyond "Worship boss A or boss B" when they directly know the unknowables of life, death, and the afterlife religion tries to answer is beyond me.
>>146083700I wont get into it here. At least Bee would make an effort.
>>146083700Make not name*>>146083710One phrase doesn't mean he's religious, just like me declaring "oh my God" doesn't necessarily make me religious. Chances are one hellborn heard a sinner use it and it sounded funny, so he started using it and so on.
>>146083773I mean, Bee would make an effort to at least try and enlighten my depressed state. She seems at least somewhat a good person.
>>146083834Yeaaaah I realized I misread and nuked a little too late. Whoops.>I mean, Bee would make an effort to at least try and enlighten my depressed state.Her idea of doing that is just pumping you full of comfort food. You'll end up both depressed AND obese.
>>146083851Considering I don't eat much anyway, I think that may be a good thing. I wonder if I could ask for something meaty. I don't like candy anymore.
>>146084102>I think that may be a good thingIn the short term.
Imagine one of the scenes in Hootgame is Octavia portaling you to some distant planet to observe astrological phenomena only to realize you can't breathe lmaoAnd how does Goetia immortality work anyway?
>waking up to the pleasure-filled strokes of her tongue on your rod>her teeth gently grazing your skin as she pulls away and kisses the tip>the sensation of her warm snout engulfing the entirety of your shaftWhat a way to start the day...
>>146082075I'm honestly shocked how Brandon turned out to be the lesser evil. Season 2 had him writing less and we've all been worse off for it.
https://files.catbox.moe/fyqgwg.pngWIP, I really liked that one shot of Bee where her back faces us and she has a really glamorous booty pose, so I wanted to draw something very similar with Loona. Nakey, of course
>>146084563Fuck yes, very nice.
>>146040487The Hazbin girls need to be tormented by a horny rabbit phantom with bad fashion sense.
>>146084595
>>146084563whoops, I don't know why I cropped the tail. I won't do that any further.
>>146084623>Loona tail dockingAlso I bet she dances like that to Paramore in her bedroom when no one's home.
>>146070114>Breaks her disguise for the kiss on that wonderful ferris wheel ride
>>146084563https://files.catbox.moe/tu1qki.pngSome tweaks and a good night bump, I want it to be closer to the Bee pose so right arm's changed and want a little more angle action so it's not so dull
>>146084759Sure hope (you)'ve been practicing, anon.>>146084774Looking good, dude!
>>146084781Should have been more honest and said "It's the first time I've been this excited about it". Women smell saving face too well.
>>146084595This may be the drugs but the cyclops makes me giggle.
>>146084797Kek, that's oddly smooth.
>>146084320Presumably they age normally until a certain point and then they stop- since you need angelic weapons to kill then like you would a Sinner, I’m guessing they regenerate any damage they would take unless dealt by an angelic weapon, in which case they take damage as normal. It likely ties into that big fiery/shadowy form Stolas takes, as it appears to be somewhat amorphous. I also had the thought that the reason for precautionary heirs is in the case that a Goetia does die, they body snatch the heir and then continue as if nothing happened; for Stolas this is also why he’s so young, and one of the purposes of the Grimoire: it contains all the spells and memories of his previous incarnations for the purposes of continuity. As for Octavia, the reason Stolas hasn’t taught her magic is by reading the grimoire her soul would be inextricably tied to Stolas, and should he ever die, her being would be erased and replaced with Stolas’, something he would never wish upon her
>>146084961>As for Octavia, the reason Stolas hasn’t taught her magic is by reading the grimoire her soul would be inextricably tied to Stolas, and should he ever die, her being would be erased and replaced with Stolas’, something he would never wish upon herSo he'd just be stuck piloting a teenage girl? That'd be funny but fucked.
Why don't the dhorks start selling Blitzo merch until Blitzo shows up with a cease and desist order so they can capture him?
>>146084781>Awkward bump at first because snoot>End up laughing it off together>Before going in for a real oneImagine
>>146085349
>>146084781artist?
>>146086714No clue. Sorry.
>>146086714Kapyburrito
>>146084320>And how does Goetia immortality work anyway?Headcanon: They stop aging sometime in adulthood. If a Goetia is perma-killed a precautionary heir is chosen to "become" the murdered Goetia. That's why the current Stolas is 35 but humanity has known about him for centuries.
Does anyone else only read pic related for the story?
>>146040487The thumbnail makes me think Blitzo is howling.
>>146087216So what happens in the case of Stolas dying and leaving Octavia, does she take his name then? Or do you mean they pop out another goetia and give them the name?
>>146087232No, I read it for the big dick worship and infidelity.
I find it funny that the series wouldn't happen at all unless Stolas is gay.
>>146087575The current Stolas was chosen when he was young, Octavia is probably too old to receive a reincarnated identity. "Precautionary heirs" are produced often but are rarely needed.
>>146087988So then they're only good for a few years after being born? Seems inefficient.
>>146065658In this version, Charlie's parent are Jesus and Mary Magdelene, which would make her actually way more interesting than the OG version
>>146088256Isn't that also highly heretical?
>>146054629What can you say about Stolas? He was Stolas.
>>146089086I mean, I mean did he not shit? Did he not dreerdge?He was only goetian, but yes he was chicken and waffles.
>>146071667shake on it?
>>146088676I don't know, maybe, but It would be still preferable, I mean, Hazbin Hotel is supposed to be kind of like a parody of disney princesses, so it would make sense to make her the daughter of the literal Messiah, after all, the Phrase ''Christ is King'' is very commonly used, also it would give her a very good motivation to fill in the shoes of her dad as a redemptor, to be ''Christ-Like'' or in her case to be ''Dad-Like''
>>146089086>Where lies Stolas >He had AIDS >*Ultimate Stella Party*
>>146040487Goetians still all belong to Solomon.AndKing minos is the actual main character of helluva boss and hazbin hotel. He is us because he's watching them all
>>146089473Just make Jesus the King of the Seven Heavens and there you go, easy, maybe make him look like pic related but with a normal tie instead of a bow tie
>>146089560>maybe make him look like pic relatedFuck no, that is vile.
>>146084781WHY CAN'T THAT BE ME, FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCKKKK
Imagine if you will, your favorite character at the beach.Will it be fun, or will some shenanigans occur?
bros I saw this and all my hopes have been revived. We are going to be ok.Why is demon furry cartoon the based one?
>>146089685He'll kick my ass at volleyball. and hopefully kiss my bruises better.
>>146086318>no qt 3.14 hellhound gf>why livebros is there a way to summon one? I am wondering if occultism can solve this but I have little hope.
>>146086699stolas is sex
>>146089766>I am wondering if occultism can solve this but I have little hope.Ask Styxen "beats his missus" hammer lmao, dude can help you larp.
>>146084399SNAP BACK TO REALITY
>>146089724I've been to half a dozen cons and the only one I'd ever bring a kid to is a coin convention. Comic and anime cons are WAY too crowded, it's be an absolute nightmare to find them if they happened to slip away from you.
>>146079482thighs to suffocate between
>>146089826Bee twin...I can't wait to see how writefag's Comfort Food story shapes up.
>>146089724Why are you here...
>>146089854Namefags love /co/ for whatever reason.
>>146059327
>>146040930this one looks pretty cool tho
>rapid fire posting this hard
>>146056837> gluttonyGluttony is a weird sin. Is it even supposed to be literal? Like, when 7 sins were coined, what the hell was there to glutton yourself on to the point that its equated with other 6? Pride, Greed, Wrath and Lust are all causes of war and other large scaled conflicts. Sloth is a thin apart because that is definitely isn't literal and is actually a broad umbrella for a lot of things.Like, Helena caused Trojan War, but who the fuck wanted to pig out so badly, that desert jews felt the need to spiritually police their people?
>>146089849I started reading his stuff and was so sad that lucifer died like a bitch in the red stag.
>>146089854why are you here anon? or are you asking why I am not in hhg?
>>146089909>Like, Helena caused Trojan War, but who the fuck wanted to pig out so badly, that desert jews felt the need to spiritually police their people?Obesity causes a shit ton of damage to your body, even preindustrial people knew this.>>146089921Uhh, I think we're referring to different stories here.
>>146040487The creativity of this community is amazing
>40keks
>>146089940I want to hold her hand and listen to her lame owl puns.
>>146090018I like Paimom more.
>>146090018>anon, i want you to pin me down and fuck me>oh stolass, you joker
>>146090175>stolassSTOLE ASS
Would Stolas have you do practice duels against him, as his apprentice?
>>146090208>Fem!Stolas used atrribute theft spells on demons more endowed than her early on to attract a suitor.>>146090231>"It would be prudent to first teach you to block unfriendly cock-I mean spells">"Huh?"
>>146089909The desert jews didn't come up up with the 7 deadly sins/virtues.https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Seven_deadly_sins
>>146090231In hootgame? It's a given, I'd say.>he accidentally petrifies you>"Uh, shit."
>>146090288>Fem!Stolas on the left.You just know she gets excited about some mundane spectacle or event out in Wrath that she wants to show off to a mortal who has yet to experience the underworld.
>>146042977>get to sing duets with her>go backstage afterward and make out>sometimes she makes out with you beforehand so you have to perform while flustered
>>146089560>no holes in his hands >no robesThe bar is unspeakably lower than hell itself and they keep missing
>>146090850Can't even get his skintone right.
>>146089780agreed
>>146040487Recreational incest is common in hell, this way Octavia gets fucked by her parents and no one thinks anything about it. It never shows up because Viv is a coward.
>The Goetia? As in the fallen angels? That's cool, you could do a lot with them having left heaven. Like maybe they had to conquer their portions of hell, or even the fact that they've been immortal so long could-->no they're... pretty much just like, english nobles and stuff...I don't know why I expect Viv to utilize any of the stuff she apes.
>>146091141I wonder if Viv will show up again somehow
>>146091046It is a big waste because there is a lot you can do with immortality and how it affects someone's psyche. You could maybe also explore how Goetias themselves maybe because some of them were angels who left heaven have had some strange things happen to them where they become unstable or just broken.Also I love how there is art of Stella as a Knight because I have her father in my fic be Knight Furcas who is the only one among Goetias from funny Solomon Book who has this title.
>>146091273>Also I love how there is art of Stella as a Knight because I have her father in my fic be Knight Furcas who is the only one among Goetias from funny Solomon Book who has this title.That's rad, anon.
>>146091509Still have not introduced him properly yet though. Although I do show him a bit in some flashbacks for now. That art was made by nice anon from Sturdy. Sad how that board is dead now because honestly, way better than this site. And this Furcas has a suit based on Polish nobility clothing called "Kontusz" and Furcas himself with his stature as a bit weighty and pretty short swordsman is based on Wołodyjowski from Potop movie (or Deluge in English). I like adding things into my things from my culture and history.
>>146091585Pretty cool that you're making stuff, anon. How's his relationship with Stella?
>>146090850>>146090870>>146089578Alright, people, I said ''Maybe'', RELAX THEM CHEEKS FROM BEHIND, JESUSAlso here a funny for ya
>>146091833Complicated... Basically in this story Stella is far more cold, she is very focused on duty and doing everything for the prosperity of her family without showing any weakness and being extremely detached from most emotions. Part of that is her father who trained her in both arts of war and diplomacy with his dogma "Mistakes are many. Failure is one". He is not going to be le villain parent in the story though. He will be quite complicated with how he will be currently in the story and as of present Stella deeply respects him, if not also fear him while also somewhat loving him (as much as she is able to) and Furcas is in isolation from Hell as a whole for... reasons. Let's just say everyone in my version of Hell is broken on some level. Be it Moxxie, Stella, Millie, Stolas or every other Demon from Hellborn to Goetias or their deities such as Satan, Lucifuge or Lucifer. They are all some level of broken where there is no real good side to choose as everything is just extremely warped to the point where it is hard to tell what is real and what is not (and my recent chapter made that more literal too). This speech in the pic is something I plan on adding in my new chapter. It's all just weird.
>>146090870middle modern jesus looks quite like the asians from the right
>>146092297>LucifugeWhat?
>>146092391Lucifuge is one of the big deities in my version of Hell. A mirror to Lucifer. Both angels who fell from Heaven due to rebellion instigated by Lucifer, but where Lucifer is more chaotic, Lucifuge is more focused on Order. One is self acclaimed King who plays with Pride ring like a box full of toys while the other is a Governor trying to put it on the leash he gets to hold as tight as he can around everyone's necks. They are similar in some ways while also being pretty far apart at the same time. I think best way to describe it is with that:Lucifer thinks he is above everyone else while Lucifuge thinks everyone is beneath him. At first glance same thought, but different perspective with different focus.
>>146092509Good shit. Have you posted your fic anywhere?
>>146092565On AO3 and Fanfic. It's called Song for the Quiet Bird. Although Fanfic I realize is VERY limited with what I can do on it so I would suggest reading it on AO3. Also it's basically a Moxxie/Stella ship fic that went out of control. Also I personally use this image of Lucifuge as my point of reference.
>>146092664>Also it's basically a Moxxie/Stella ship fic that went out of control.... go on.
How should Jesus look in HH/HB?
>>146092986san francisco gay style
>>146092680Basically I went balls deep into weird as hell world building. With knight orders, making my own lore for that version, how Goetias work, how parts of their society works, knight orders, different kinds of Goetias, laws, how lower classes interact with said nobles, Hell's relationship with Heaven and even made entire religious system that I want to also expand upon there with Moxxie who may get a crisis of faith. Also gave Octavia a pretty big role which I definitely didn't see coming. All because I thought Stella and Moxxie would make for a dignified ship. A sort of story where you can have talks about values of beauty and art. And now that story also has some pretty huge horror elements too as my version of Hell the more I think about it and expand upon it, the more absolutely terrible it is. It's a very odd story full of pretty weird imagery and smaller stories. It is a slow burn though where I want to take my time in even Stella and Moxxie growing some emotions between each other.
>>146092986Not depicted.
>>146093011I wish Viv had your autism.Also I've often wondered what the series would be like if Moxxie were the one reluctantly seducing Stella for the grimoire.
>>146093256It definitely would be far more strange show to watch let me tell you. And Moxxie seducing Stella would be interesting, but it definitely requires rewriting Stella on some level because how she is now is just beyond salvation. And in this case it's Moxxie writing a song about Stella for Stolas as a birthday gift for her and to do that Moxxie has to get to know her better over the course of those few days. Stolas also gets through some development too and he is definitely not an innocent guy in all of this. He and Stella are pretty damn terrible people and both NEED to change.
>>146093016Just like Muhammad. I'll do both.
Loona drawing's going wellThink I should have something by the next thread, sadly catbox isn't working for me
>>146093395Looking forward to it, Loonabro.>>146093314Maybe I'll check your fic out. I like your approach from the sound of it.
>>146093256Vivzie has her own brand of autism. You know why so much of the lore comes out in the form of twitch streams and tweets? Because she likely made it up on the spot.Like, my favorite piece of Hazbin lore is that the Angel army have at least a cold war tier arsenal that they just never fucking bothered to use. Vivzie confirmed it, there are angelic fucking ICBM missiles. Let the implications of that sink-in.It undermines literally fucking everything. If the angels felt so threatened by the hotel, they could just drop their angelic Tsar Bomba supply at any time.Why do they not bring this arsenal out the absolute second an angel is killed if they're so paranoid? Because Vivzie did not think through the implications of such an arsenal to begin with
>>146093411Hope to hear your thoughts there if you are comfortable with commenting on it. Just be aware it is tad bit long at this point with... around 230k words... Don't ask. Sometimes I go way too far with descriptions.
>>146093481>You know why so much of the lore comes out in the form of twitch streams and tweets? Because she likely made it up on the spot.She's worse than Toriyama when it comes to that lmao
>>146042252I wish we had more r63 Velvette art.
>>146093411She's so cute, why can't I be her boyfriend
>>146093575Because that's my job :)
>>146093525See, that you even have to put her in the same range as a mangaka says a lot.Mangakas are required to somewhat make shit up as they go along as part of the job. They manage this by only having lore pop up as the story needs it to.Vivzie's process is pretty well documented. If she has an idea that she has enough investment in. She'll refuse to drop it regardless of how unnecessary it was or whether or not it even makes sense in the grander scheme of things.
>>146093924>Vivzie's process is pretty well documented. If she has an idea that she has enough investment in. She'll refuse to drop it regardless of how unnecessary it was or whether or not it even makes sense in the grander scheme of things.Yeah, see the Circus.
>>146094036See how the HB and HH lore intersect to begin with.HB shows us a lore where hell very actively wants people to sin and sends succubi to tempt them.
>>146094067>HB shows us a lore where hell very actively wants people to sin and sends succubi to tempt them.I wonder about that. Demons irl do that because they hate humanity and seek to disrupt God's creations, I don't know why they do it in HB if there's a similar reason or if Asmodeus derives power or what.
>Suddenly have an idea to draw.>Stuck at work.God I hope I don't forget
>>146094171What's the idea?
>>146094128It's probably for the same reason. Hellborn in the show seem to regard humans as expendable playthings, or sources of money / Loosh.
>>146094299>"Oh dear satan, no!">"Too late loser. We're headin' to Wall Street Mall!"
>>146094299>>146094322>anon WILL be carrying all the bags
>>146094322>>146094436I can't imagine a worse fate. Well, besides watching The Circus on repeat for a year. At least with Verosika there's a chance of being rewarded for hauling her shit around.
>>146094585Yeah. She'll blow you a kiss.
>>146093411>>146093395https://files.catbox.moe/ipdoyn.pngActually, I take it back. It might get finished before this thread does, though I don't want to rush anything.I just need to try and figure out what I want for the background that wouldn't change the lighting. Suggestions?
>>146094182Well besides Millie in crusader garb, the main idea was Loona fighting a Werebear.
>>146094775She's in her bedroom and thinks she's alone, but us the viewer is hiding in the closet
>>146094882>She's in her bedroomI like this.>>146094775Any chance you do a clothed variant? Like her in her underwear?
>>146094882>>146094957Bedroom, I like it she's just glamming outan undie variant doesn't sound like too much work, give me time
>>146094792That sounds cool. >>146095021Awesome!
>>146094128Leading up to Hazbin and around it's premiere, anons established a sort of unspoken rule that Vivzie's lore only really works if you accept she doesn't really give much of a shit about making it a take on Heaven/Hell or angels/demons in the way something like Hellboy or even SMT does.So it always feels jarring when she does establish lore of how these two relate to Earth or what demons/angels actually do because it ties into nothing plot wise.
>>146095119https://files.catbox.moe/1wzoj1.pngIn front of the mirrorhttps://files.catbox.moe/s9ssv5.pngAnd in front of the mirror, with cute pantsu
>>146095249Adorable, thanks Loonabro.
>>146095292Glad you enjoyed it! I'll tweak it some more before any gallery uploads, I want a little more contrast from the background so might mess around
>>146095313I remember when you were just starting out, you've come a long way.>I'll tweak it some more before any gallery uploads, I want a little more contrast from the background so might mess aroundYeah no rush, get it how you want.
>>146095351Thanks! I just keep doing it, I like drawing. But I also make myself do it when I don't feel like doing it sometimes, like working out.
>>146095249Looks great. You know what would elevate this, though? A little bit of side boob.
>>146095446Sorry anon, but I gotta keep her on-model. I like her slim chest.
>>146091046I thought goetis were just the greater nobility of hell?
>>146095424Just be sure to balance that out with breaks and healthy habits. Godspeed.>>146095446Loona's a flatty to be fair. Not a lot of boob there.
>>146094620>>146094585Why doesnt she get more art? Is big titty succubus too vanilla for Vizie's degenerate audience?
>>146095527Honestly, it varies from scene to scene. In earlier merch she definitely had something up there, even though it wasn't. But now she's depicted as purely flat, which is definitely an intentional choice, given that Viv hates to see her sexualized (from what I've heard.)>>146095538Verosika is too sexy for the sexless puritans. They can gush over genders, pastel colors and shipping all they want, but the moment they're faced with tig ole bitties, they malfunction.
>>146095618*even though it wasn't much
/hhg/ on /trash/ is being shit again.
>>146095618>Viv hates to see her sexualizedShe had to sign off on this though, and she did stick a phone in her tits which she couldn't do if she was flat.
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>>146095648Point is, only certain characters are allowed to be depicted with defined breasts. Those tend to be background OCs, or ones meant to be viewed in a negative light (Stella, Verosika, Katie Killjoy, Mimzy, etc). Or they look flat until they're magically not (Glitz and Glam).
>>146095673Yeah thats the one. They also wanna depict her sleeves and stockings as fur patterns which is pretty retarded. I just get around it by assuming they're so worn and torn that her fur pokes through like Jotaro's hat.>>146095711Never bet against a woman, let alone a fat one like Viv, getting jealous of fictional women. Even if its ones she draws herself.
This HB thread is crusty and old, I need some fresh Bee and Loona.
>>146095860bruh, you just got some an hour ago
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To Hell with this thread. LOL GET IT?
>>146095919Kek, I get it
>>146095942ANON WHAT HAVE YOU DONE
Well I guess I can post some Bee, might as well since its past bump limit.>>146095948What is it that you like about Loona, by the way? I like her temper.
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>>146096067There's a lotI like her big funny nose, it's so cuteI like her fur, both the white fur and the grey furI like her long hairI like her pretty red eyesI like her deep, but not overly masculine/butch voiceI like her slim shouldersI like how laid back she is (when she isn't drinking)I like that she's strong, girls with a little muscle on them are so hotI like that she isn't constantly stroking her ego, modern women are so narcissistic it's unrealI like her big fluffy tail, I would love to brush and pet itI like her fur floofs, she must feel so good to hugI like that she's actually funny, we would probably laugh so much togetherI like that despite her major cynicism, she still knows when to show kindness to those that need itI like that she's capable, if shit went down and she cared for you, you could rely on her
>>146090284>Get zapped across the fucking room>"I-I really need to tone myself down, it seems. Are you alright?"
>Been watching the thread since work.>Walked home for an hour and a half.>Finally have data and a connection to speak.>Exhausted.I hate hills. Expect... I unno, some sort of Loona and/Or Millie drawing tomorrow.
>>146095249I can finally say, fantastic work. Thank you for using my bedroom idea. Good work on the reflection.
>>146095249Imagine Loona sending this to (you)
>>146096340The thrill would be unreal, it'd be the only thing I could think about for a week
>>146096305Amen dude, amen. I'm getting that dreamy feeling again...>>146096313Kek, it builds character.>>146096324That's a pretty good long walk, I don't think I'd be able to pull that off.>>146096340I wish...
>>146096305This. But I especially agree about the narcissism. Once I had to listen to a chick prattle on about her 'amazing' fanfic ideas for five hours straight. Loona, for all her faults, is the kind of girl who would actually listen to YOU, and knows the value of silence, and what can be said during such moments.
>>146096404>Loona, for all her faults, is the kind of girl who would actually listen to YOU, and knows the value of silence, and what can be said during such moments.She would, wouldn't she?
>>146095249Just wanted to mention, it's finished and uploaded on E6
>>146096340As an addendum, what would you say to her?
>>146096494Cool! Saving immediately.Along with pantsu.
>>146096397>By the next, or third game, depending on powerscaling, you're actually keeping up with Stolas when he's going all-outIMAGINE how that'd make him feel
>>146096505"Whoa, cool! Thank you!"
>>146096516The body language where she's clutching the cup close to her body and retreating inward is great attention to detail. Poor girl.
>>146096521>this is it>the final test of Anon's ability, no holding back>on the surface it was exhilirating for Stolas, but underneath there was still that lingering anxiety>if (you) failed, then you'd be dead or worse>but if you passed, he'd have no more to teach you>you could continue your studies even after you die, down here in the pride ring>and if the time you spend with Via was any indication, then she wouldn't have to be so burdened with... all of this>he knew you'd keep her safe
Y'know what Loona needs?Mega Man on the Sega Game Gear.
>>146096544She needs a hug.
>>146096608She needs that too.We all do
>>146096593Paimon superboss Paimon superboss Paimon superboss IMAGINE
>>146096699Only if he's a jrpg boss you take down with the help of Octavia and Stolas.
I want to play a nice relaxing game like Castles of Burgundy with Loona
>>146096878Or Ticket to Ride...
>>146096720On that subjectOther fun fights for Anon, imagineAt sufficient power levels, of courseAs he goes
>>146096983>Western Energy but Anon is thereStriker's fucked lol
>>146096990Ludo...>Attempts to use the angelic rope against Anon are ineffective, followed by a "what the FUCK?"
>>146097134Actually yeah, would it suppress Goetia magic? Stolas couldn't use his abilities, but he also didn't use his other spells because presumably he couldn't. Would it block Anon from using Goetia spells or leave him unhindered because he's not a Goetia or a Sinner (yet)?
Until next time.
>>146097141I imagine it wouldn't affect anything that isn't demonicSince angelic bullshit is tailor-made against demonsHumans, though?It'd just be ropes/weapons to 'emStill lethal, but not disablingWhich would probably make a human horrifyingly dangerous against both realms, given proper training...
>>146097268>Which would probably make a human horrifyingly dangerous against both realms, given proper training...Oh yeah.
