Raid on Graymalkin: Finale!But first: Happy Birthday, Magik! Comics in this thread:>Magik #1>Uncanny X-Men #8>Sentinels #4>NYX #7>Wolverine #5
Bump if you're reading.
I am honestly surprised it took this long for Magik to get a solo ongoing, but here it is!
Don't think you could make a Magik solo without featuring Darkchylde.
Don't let Simone see that last panel, this isn't mean to be one of those teams!
>"You made pancakes. I deserve at least a cake."Hey don't be rude now, pancakes are also great.
Suddenly, demons
Look out Magik, the demon has a gun!
I told you to look out.
>LiminalI guess this is our main villain of the comic.
>>147045630Bump for our girl
Thanks grandma for reminding her that she can use magic.
Well, at least grandma died after telling us the important stuff.
>"You promised to explain everything."She gave us the premise of the comic, that's pretty much all you need.
Oh well, guess you're sticking around.
>>147045656>No butt cleft
And now we wait for Uncanny X-Men.
>>147045665Why is she like this?
>>147045665>Quarter life crisisNo way she's supposed to be 25 when Scott is supposed to be like 28 wtf.
>>147045735Wtf are they pairing her up with a little boy now
Opinions so far? A first issue needs to make an impression, the art's okay and the story hook is fine enough even though we all know Illyana's gonna devil trigger eventually. Feels like we're gonna cycle through demon OC villains the whole run but the cowboy demon has a fine enough design
>>147045662so is this the justification they went back to the chris bachalo for her then?
>>147045702liminal is a terrible name
>>147045850nice art Peralta is one of the better artists Marvel has plot was fineI wasn't expecting anything amazing as this is I think this writer's first series let alone ongoing at Marvel so my expectation were somewhat subduded
>>147045662>magneto was rightIs she wearing Quentin's shirt?
>>147045668They are literally incapable of telling any other kind of story
>>147045656>>147045695>No ass>>147045850plot itself seems interesting enough to keep me hooked. art is good and serves the setting well enough. only gripe is how stiff the dialogue is
>>147045695The bird feet look dumb
>>147045715>>147045718Why was this so hard for other writers to do. Even Bendis had her use magic on occasion.
>>147045656Is kitty phasing while unconcious? can she do that?
>>147045668kitty no...
>>147045662>>147045665Why is it so hard to get a cake
>Tfw Krakoa was the last time X-Men were allowed to be creative>Receive boring capeshit goyslop instead>Somehow, no one claps
>>147045850it's meh like everything else except adjectiveless, x-factor and x-force. and sentinels / mystique, but these are minis
>>147046251>What is the mutants were a sex cult>Creative
>>147046409Yeah, it is. You've never read guro?
>>147046452It's just the hellfire club but all mutants are doing it
>>147046503or maybe it's just a party and my pants are invited?
>>147046529nobody invites you to parties
>>147046409Procreative.
>>147046549but there is a party in my pants, therefore I everyone's invited
>the nanotech from sentinels is from Justin's sentinal and this was all him trying to find a way to bring justin back after he died in arena Based
>>147046187Pretty sure it's showing her friends dead and kitty got merc'd mid-phase
>>147045804I just ignore that, he's 35.
>>147046879Scott is 28 like Spider-Man
>>147045785Because apparently she likes cake. Just look at the time in Secret Warriors when she showed up at their party just for the cake
>>147046968I'm pretty sure he's around 30 and Cyclops is older.
>>147045785Because eating is a personality for modern audiences. E.g, Polaris and Coffee.
>>147045683>stepping disc being used as portals instead of just zapping people away>remember it always has to detour through limbo>>147045715>>147045718>calling out how magik has just been swing her sword in every fight and actually have her use more magicGoes to show how poorly Illyana has been written that this is an upgrade instead of the standard
>>147047062Nope
>>147046968Proof
>>147047218The proof is some editor saying it despite it contradicts the internal data. It's like en editor suddenly saying Storm's always been blonde, it was just a very light tone that looks white.
>>147046968When the universe was just starting the oldest X-Men were 18, Spider-Man was 15.
>>147045630Bumo
And we are back. Time to end this crossover.
Wait, if you looked like that before...how did you become so old?
>The AviansAre we doing Externals again?
>Xavier is dyingWHAT
>"'least we don't have Magneto on our team."Woman, you are one of the last people on Earth that should be complaining about him. Hell, you have a nostalgiabait miniseries coming next week that's all about you and your time with Magneto in the Savage Land.>"An' you're never gonna be Professor X."I don't think he wants to.
>>147047895Being Chuck is suffering
>"Who is Inmate X?"That's what we're also asking. Are you going to reveal who he is then or...?
>"We have Sarah Gaunt incarcerated. You brought her to us, Rogue."Yeah, thanks Rogue for handing her over to them instead of killing her off when you had the chance.
Oh come on, when the hell did you have those launched?
So we just accomplished nothing here except getting the team members back. What a waste.
letters
And now for Sentinels.
Last time, the team faced off Magneto (who we later found out was actually Mystique) and Lockstep decided to kill off people that were after his family. Warden Ellis is not going to be happy...
>Juston seyfert returnsyes
>>147047856Who thought Candace Owens (right down to the ginger husband) would was exciting or relevant enough to be an X-villain?
>>147048012Didn't he die in Avengers Arena? It's been a while
>The boy from the junkyardHmmm
>>147048043Of course he did, read on, and you will see what happened to him
>>147048043>AAAbysmal dogshit, thankfully it gets fixed little by little
Sentinels vs Sentinels!
>>147048034Terminally online Gail Simone.
Wait the visions were you all along?
>https://marvel.fandom.com/wiki/Juston_Seyfert_(Earth-616)
>>147048100yeah, as if anyone needed a reminder who he is
Wait, that's where the Sentinel tech comes from?
>>147048102Well, not everyone knows. Always good to leave a link.
>>147048104sentinel's ass, silly
>>147047961There's no air to transmit sonic waves in space.
oof
First Mettle, now Juston. Who's next to get revived in the coming months?
>>147048115If someone doesn't know then he can gtfo, esp. that it's all explained in-story
And now for NYX.
In this issue, Synch returns!
>>147048129Wait, when did Mettle come back?
>>147047895How many times has Charles died again?
Neat One World Under Doom teaser.>>147048151In the Avengers Academy Infinity Comic.
>>147048151he the recent Avengers Academy comic on Marvel unlimited
Now we got an actual place called "NYX".
>>147047982>The last avianOK, now I'm really confused, who the fuck could he be? It can't be Angel since he's involved with X-Factor, and I can't think of any other winged/avian mutants that would pose a threat.
>>147048151>>147048168Thanks Carol
Hey what's Bilal doing here
>>147048176have you noticed that all the revealed avians so far are like, telepaths?
uh oh
>>147048173>alex, I'll take errors in perspective for $400, please
>>147048184masturbating
Hey what the hell man. How'd you get that tech?
>>147047943>>147047951>>147047961>>147047966>>147047973>>147047982that's some very BAD writing
>>147048219I feel like this is a bit beyond what Kamala can usually tank. Her powers are closer to Apocalypse's than Reed's.
Wait, do you know that she's Kamala?
..or I guess he doesn't(?)
>>147045688Marvel civilians continue to be scum.
>"It's not a dream if it's real."Hey, I remember that quote.
>>147045735Magik is gonna be a /ss/ book. Nice!
And now for Wolverine.
>>147047982It's Nate, isn't it?
Last time, we found out what the gold metal that was going around infecting people using adamantium was the Adamantine. And now Logan is next!
>>147048083I wonder where this plotline is going. We know he escapes jail soon and some of the X-Men turn on him. Is it because they find out he helped/ worked with Sentinnels?
>>147048319Not possibleIt may be Hope since she is missing when all of this began
>>147048340it's supposed to be a telepath
>>147048340Hope is still on Krakoa with the rest of the Five and civilian mutants.
Save us Leonard!
You're not going to react or something? Oh, okay then.
Kurt!But where did he get the Blackbird from?
>>147048319Sure why not. Nate Grey missed all of orgy island because of, hilariously, the celibacy island he created
>No More AdamantiumBooooo
Oh come on, not again
>>147047923>Scott doesn't have anyone to hug and kiss mid battle
>"Guess that means I won?"I guess...?
>>147048299Hell yeah i want lewd art asap
Wonder how long this story is going to be. I mean Ahmed is also doing Daredevil and the title is still on the Introductory Rites arc.
Next week: Exceptional X-Men #5, Laura Kinney: Wolverine #2, Storm #4.And that's it! If you liked these, support your LCS or whatever.
>>147047982This title could be name Rogue and The X-Men, even Wolverine is a zero here.
>>147048288I like Marvel more than DC but if given the choice I would live in DC Earth
>>147048176Proper speedreader
>>147048708Feels a lot like Simone really wanted to write a Rogue and Remy Raise Kids books and Brevoort demanded Wolverine, Nightcrawler, and Jubilee.
>>147047982>>147048176They're the five extra speshul mutants that Scurvy mentioned, the others are X and the cancer boy Harvey
>>147047845X... He says it right there using his powers ate him away
>>147048043>>147048012Now if only red skull would come back...
>>147049036More like Warden Ellis ate him away
So if inmate x is the last avian, and Harvey x, scurvy, and chuck are 3,2, and 1, who is 4
>>147045630Bumpin for Magik, not reading the rest.
>>147048895Given how badly Mr and Mrs X did saleswise, adding more fan favorite characters were probably for the best.
>>147045628Where is the reading order
>>147045635Oh this is an ongoing? Cool.
>>147047900>MagnetoSeriousily Gail Simone? And where the fucking editor to fix this mistake?
>>147049140Rachel.
>>147046968Spider-Man ages slower than the X-Men.
>>147048340didn't hope poofed into becoming white hot room smoke when she shot phoenix with a legion bullet?
>>147047928>>147047982So Inmate X is>male>a telepath>someone Xavier knows (implied)
>>147049259> At least I didn't fuck Magneto, Rogue.Cyclops needs more sass.
>>147048895Simone was only interested on writing a Rogue fanfic.
>>147049279Wait it's probably Cassandra not inmate x but the other avian
>>147048034Having a pun on Warren Ellis as your name was probably enough.
>>147048035Only eight? There must have more killed by Punisher every week.
Gail can't write for shit. These constant monologue from Rogue are so fucking cringe when most of time she's saying redundant shit, she has a team with the likes of Logan and Nightcrawler and they don't even feel like characters they might as well not be there, then she's too preoccupied with making sure Rogue shit on Scott and his team for no reason and over a disagreement that they ultimately have no choice on. This event and this stupid schism were a mistake.
>>147049434On the Good side since she hates Cyclops, not on Percy and Aaron levels, Gail not damaged Cyclops só much, except for two Rogue's lethal punches. Maybe can be a secondary mutation who helped him survive.
>>147048173Will this eventually tie into the primordial goddess of darkness?
>>147047895>>147048155>>147047922lmao gottem. Why are dubs and storytimer so gullible? It's a PSYCHIC battle, retards, it's a bluff, anything you can say or tell your opponent to make him falter and start retreating into himself is on the fucking table. Besides a little cancer? Chuck and Magneto have at least 5 people on fucking speeddial who can make that shit go the way of the dinosa-oh who am I kidding, Simone isn't smart enough for any of that. Chuck has now cancer and it's on a timer. That's the event. yaaaay.
>>147045646Jesus page 3 and already lusting after Colossus. Wincest bros buckle in.
>>147049036Yeah I forgot to double check the page before I wrote that, my bad>>147049169Okay fine, here's the reading order I'm currently working on.https://leagueofcomicgeeks.com/profile/hixmen/lists/65820/x-men-from-the-ashes-reading-orderIt's still a work in progress so if you got any suggestions or something you can just tell me here or on LoCG.
>>147048492And then a WCA tie-in.
>>147048467Psylocke is RIGHT THERE>>147047943AND NOW YOU CHANGED TO CUSTOM MAGENTA INCARCERATED JUMPSUITHOW CAN ANYONE ELSE AFFORD ANY FUCKING WARDROBE CHANGES WHEN YOU KEEP SWITCHING GODDAM CUSTOMES EVERY ISSUE NUMBER AND SERIES JUBS
>>147049590She's s terrible writer and the pacing is so bad.Rogue hates Scott now despite she wanted to ditch her own husband after just arriving to his town to go with Scott and be an x-man again in Alaska. I can't believe Simone claims to be her fan and she writes her like an absolute idiot and a bitch. What does he like about her again?
>>147047961Probably built them in space but also telling Scott that you have them is the first step in fucking up and getting rolled by his X-Men. Hopefully he can get in contact with Forge/Sage and get them to make a countermeasure.
>>147048048And you are rebelling because...??? They pull the plug on the programv you die. So of all people I thought you would be the one to turn on their teammates if it meant a few a precious more seconds to live.
>>147047923Look at all theses thick butts. Thank you marvel
>>147047895>>147047883The council of baldness?
>>147047928He's Xavier's childhood friend Thomas, who's also a doctor he has Alfred call cause now he needs brain surgery.Inmate X is clearly Legion
>>147050140stop looking at Logan's butts
>>147049384...is it just Legion again?
>>147049384>>147050172IM NATE X
>>147050172BALD
>>147045668Classic.
>>147048173>Detective MammomaxGive it to me Marvel.
>>147049896>Psylocke is RIGHT THEREWhat about Magik
>>147050162>>147050172Doesn't read like a Legion-specific talk here.
>>147047878Hasn't Juggs consistently been immuned to Chuck level Telepathy with his helmet on since the 60's.
>>147047837Mysterious bubble-headed armor guy here didn't actually appear in the issue. Last-minute rewrites on the x-books already?
>>147047883>Are we doing Externals again?sounds closer to the Neyaphem and Cheyarafim thing
>>147047900Wasn't the whole thing with schism that Scott was the one who though kids should fight in war zones.
>>147049869Where is Deadpool
>>147045628Magik variant covers until issue 3Magik #1 David Nakayama VariantMagik #1 Dike Ruan Foil VariantMagik #1 JeeHyung Lee VariantMagik #1 Logo VariantMagik #1 NetEase Games Marvel Rivals VariantMagik #1 1:10 Peach Momoko Design VariantMagik #1 1:25 Jay Anacleto VariantMagik #1 1:100 JeeHyung Lee Virgin VariantMagik #1 1:200 David Nakayama Virgin VariantMagik #1 616 Comics Ivan Talavera Smoke Virgin VariantMagik #1 616 Comics Ivan Talavera VariantMagik #1 616 Comics Ivan Talavera Virgin VariantMagik #1 ComicTom101 Jonboy Meyers VariantMagik #1 Jonboymeyers.com Jonboy Meyers Virgin VariantMagik #1 KRS Comics / Sad Lemon Comics / The Comic Mint / 7 Ate 9 Comics Godtail VariantMagik #1 Knight of Comics / Big Time Collectibles Lesley 'Leirix' Li VariantMagik #1 Knight of Comics / Big Time Collectibles Lesley 'Leirix' Li Virgin VariantMagik #1 Tiago Da Silva The Comic Mint VariantMagik #1 Unknown Comics Alexander Lozano VariantMagik #1 Unknown Comics Alexander Lozano Virgin Variant>RELEASES FEB 12TH, 2025Magik #2 Mark Brooks Animated-Style VariantMagik #2 Pablo Villalobos VariantMagik #2 1:10 Peach Momoko Design VariantMagik #2 1:50 Mark Brooks Animated-Style Virgin VariantMagik #2 1:100 Pablo Villalobos Virgin VariantMagik's hunt for the Liminal Seals takes her and Cal deep into the Tokyo underground. But who is watching Illyana from backstage? And has Cal teamed up with Earth's best chance against the demon invasion or its prophesized leader?>RELEASES MAR 19TH, 2025Magik #3 Jenny Frison VariantMagik #3 Nimit Malavia VariantNimit Malavia VariantMagik #3 Peach Momoko Kimoko VariantPeach Momoko Kimoko VariantMagik #3 1:10 Peach Momoko Design Variant1:10 Peach Momoko Design VariantMagik #3 1:100 Jenny Frison Virgin VariantDemons have been hunting mutants abroad. Magik finally meets leader of the demons. Who or what is LIMINAL? And will Magik be able to suppress her darker impulses?
>>147048145Variant covers and next issues.>RELEASES FEB 19TH, 2025NYX #8 Annie Wu VariantAnnie Wu VariantNYX #8 Mark Brooks Animated-Style VariantNYX #8 1:50 Mark Brooks Animated-Style Virgin VariantTHE THIN LINE BETWEEN LOVE AND HATE... Powerful. Troubled. Intense. He was HELLION and she was X-23 — two kids, more similar than different, battling a cruel world. Now Julian Keller's calling himself THE KRAKOAN, the proud new face of mutant terrorism. Laura Kinney is WOLVERINE, stalking silently from the shadows trying to keep mutants safe. They're about to come face-to-face: with each other, with the past and with what they've become. And one thing is for sure: They're not kids anymore.>RELEASES MAR 5TH, 2025NYX #9 Peach Momoko Kimoko VariantPeach Momoko Kimoko VariantNYX #9 Phil Noto X-Manhunt Connecting VariantPhil Noto X-Manhunt Connecting VariantNYX #9 1:25 TBD Artist VariantCharles Xavier is on the run, and his first stop is New York — but there are plenty of mutants in the city who want nothing to do with the most recent master plan of the disgraced Professor X! Will the return of their dearly departed mentor bolster the burgeoning community that calls itself NYX or tear everything they’ve built apart? What does Xavier want from the city? What is he willing to do to get what he wants? And — perhaps most alarmingly of all — who else is waiting in the wings to strike?!NYX #7 Justin Mason VariantNYX #7 Saowee Ms. Marvel VariantNYX #7 1:50 Saowee Ms. Marvel Virgin Variant
>>147048324wolverine variant covers:Wolverine #5 David Yardin Captain America Sam Wilson Homage VariantWolverine #5 Godtail VariantWolverine #5 1:25 Dave Bardin VariantWolverine #5 Unknown Comics / Comic Traders / Sleeping Giant Ejikure VariantWolverine #5 Unknown Comics / Comic Traders / Sleeping Giant Ejikure Virgin Variant> RELEASES FEB 5TH, 2025Wolverine #6 Geoff Shaw VariantWolverine #6 Mark Brooks Animated-Style VariantWolverine #6 1:50 Mark Brooks Animated-Style Virgin VariantHEAVY METAL CLASH! Two WOLVERINEs and a NIGHTCRAWER versus CONSTRICTOR, CYBER and DEATHSTRIKE in a clash of the adamantium titans! United by a mysterious power, if LOGAN can't beat them... will he join them? Come for the battle — stay for the jaw-dropping surprise!>RELEASES MAR 5TH, 2025Wolverine #7 David Baldeón Invisible! VariantDavid Baldeón Invisible! VariantWolverine #7 TBD Artist VariantTBD Artist VariantWolverine #7 1:25 Alessandro Cappuccio VariantGO FOR THE GOLD METAL! The ADAMANTINE saga reaches new heights, with a shock twist and surprising return you’ll have to read to believe! The GOLDEN metal means death for WOLVERINE... but is it also the world’s salvation?Collectors’ note: A key appearance is contained in this issue.LEGACY #399
>>147050634Nice assgrab at the elve there bub
>>147049895>And then a WCA tie-in.huhIs adamantine also in West Coast Avengers
>>147047837Uncanny x-men variant covers until issue 13 some of them are missing.
>>147048083>pretending to be the monster that ruined sombody's life to get their attentiondick move
>>147045628Campbell has to be a major source for coomer AI slop.
>>147050675No. It just is that there are two Ultrons in that book. This Wolverine plot will just solve itself itself.
>>147048197So the pople of Arako are just hanging around on Mars with Pocy right?
>>147048034She’s not retarded enough.
>>147051054Loolo and Sobunar are with the Morlocks now for some reason
>>147051089That dirty sewer pussy bro.
What If… – Galactus Transformed Gambit #1 Storytime >>147050106I honestly recommend checking it out it ends with as postive note for Gambit. Why the fuck OP did not include it here is beyond me. Given this is mutants we are talking about.
>>147047909Let my people go go. You gotta let my people go!
>>147051530he didn't include the Namor book in this storytime as well even though Namor is a mutant
>>147051530It's non-canon you retard we have explained this a hundred times already>>147051573https://desuarchive.org/co/thread/144543907/#q144543998
>>147051781Wasn't there already a bunch that are about someone going to a different universe?
>>147047900>Scott getting high and mighty about kids in a warzone>Rogue getting high and mighty about being allied with Magneto>Wow this page is stupid!
>>147047943Why is Scott so obsessed with the Avengers anyway?
>>147051971Avengers leader fucked his dad.
>>147050515>Your world falling apartCould be Nate
>>147048151He's back but they ruined his design and the book he's in is shit
>>147045725Illyana is doing a lousy job protecting this family.
>>147052008ITS NOT FUCKING NATE YOU RETARDED MILLENNIAL
>>147052000Lots of people fucked his dad and he considers Carol family already.
>>147045706>>147045710Poor Ren, the demon corrupted her >>147045743
>>147045785She resentfully believes that they think she'll eat her way to obesity and diabetes (she would).
>>147050531It's not the real armor, just a knockoff.
>>147047597The Fantastic Four went public 15 years ago.Peter Parker was bitten when he was 15.When Xavier started the X-Men, the 05's ages were Bobby (14), Jean and Scott (16), Hank and Warren (18)Illyana's actual age is questionable as she has spent years in Limbo, where time appeared to move faster than on Earth, and has additionally been magically returned to her younger self and then aged up again.The idea that 25 years have passed since her birth is possible, but that of course means Colossus is currently at least 35 or older; he was 18 when he joined the X-Men.Magik may have instead semi-arbitrarily chosen her age a while ago, perhaps pegging it at legal adult age in NY, and by that standard is now technically 25.Of course all the Marvel Universe happening inside 15 years, forever, which means Peter Parker and Scott Summers can never become 30, is inherently bullshit and we all just have to deal with the younger kids becoming adults while the adults never become middle-aged.Kitty is now ten years older since she joined the X-Men, so take how old you think Scott was then and add ten years to it. He's clearly in his mid-30s, except he's not.Comics!
>>147048173I really wish the Morrison era tribute book wasn't a total shit show focused on Ms. Poochie and written by hacks.
>>147052946But that just makes it a fitting tribute
>>147045635>>147045639>all aboard the rape train, choo chooWell this started auspiciously. They truly know Magik's fans.
>>147049027>Scurvy>Xavier>Boy Cancer>Inmate XWhose the 5th?
>>147045662>i won>BUT AT WHAT COST??????
>>147045683>miss out on all this funcan't she time travel?
>>147046409probably because it's at least thinking outside of the normal box a bit. But it's not as if racism against mutants wasn't at the center of things. It simply allowed all the mutants to be racist right back, even the ones who know it's silly to think of humans and mutants as truly different. The powers and the single gene that are its source are different, but they're hardly a different species. Now? Not so much.
>>147049117Hot!
>>147050531They showed that he's resistant, at least, in the last issues, but it it's still getting to him. It's not quite the same Juggernaut you used to know. The Gem, his "patron", it's all a bit complicated.
>>147047937It's called a threesome, deathboy, you're welcome. Try not to become the meat in the sandwich and you'll be fine. Unless that's your thing.Also hope she doesn't invite the horse. But you know she's going to invite the horse.
>>147047961I mean they destroyed a space station recently, a goddamn Sentinel City in space, and now a few goofy satellites are supposed to stop them? Magic can just put a goofy portal in font of them and put the other end up the warden's ass, then tell her to fire away. And that's their NICE option.
>>147052100That kid is almost 100% going to die at the end too
>>147051971He's not McKay literally had a whole issue with him and the Avengers being buddy. This is Gail writing him which might as well being non-canon.
>>147052000Capt. America fucked Scott's dad?!
I'm going to go out on a limb and say that Inmate X is going to wind up being Xavier Jr. from the BotA Brotherhood just because it's the kind of stupid reveal I could see being done.
>>147052894Don't have all the data at hand, but I'm sure Warren, Jean, and Scott were all same age, with Hank being older and Bobby being younger.
>>147054534Yeah, this is Gail Simone we're speaking of, so the most retarded conclusion, that's the one we're having.
>>147054518The question is who hasn't. Presumably some of the dead Avengers.
>>147049585Punisher isn't allowed to punish in today's political climate. He's just laying low, posting random conspiracy theories on /x/. His time will come again.
>>147053935It's Nate.
>>147047961No sneed. Plenty of assets from failed world takeover plots remain in orbit becoming space junk or half buried deep in forgotten jungle bases just waiting the right plucky teenager about to get his hero/villain origin story. Ask AIM or Orchis or even private auctioneers.
>>147054674But isn't Nate speculated to be Inmate X, the 4th?Oh wait...Cassandra Nova?
>>147054654The important thing is that 8 guys are nothing.
>>147054735Imagine the Kessler Syndrome from all that shit in orbit. What's the pay for working in the space division of Damage Control I wonder
>>147048136Looks like shit, the poor bastard.
>>147045933she seems like the clothing thief type
Gail Simone's Uncanny run is her pitch for a Gothic Southern Erotic 18+ romance probably to sell on Kindle under a Pseudonimy, and a bunch of new mutants kids for royalties.
>>147054878That's what she said!
>>147047878>>147047923>>147047982this artist draws EVERYONE with a fat ass and I love it
>>147047883so we're on, what, our FIFTH "super mysterious and unique special kind of mutant" now??
>>147055208Getting real sick of "this power that you've been using for several real-life decades is actually killing you" as well.
>>147045735>>147047923Why does Magik keep attracting minors?
>>147045628I want, no, I NEED a Magik gf
So does the Wolverine solo book take place before the raid on Graymalkin? and the Deadpool/Wolverine book is set after?
>>147048428I hope it's him because it'd be funny for him to get taken down a peg like that lol(i like nate but I'm still mad abt age of x-man)
>>147049117literally this
>>147047923>MaJitt out of nowhereMaybe she really will learn sorcery.>JittLocke, MaDream bros...This felt like a hot potato game where the person with the last issue got burned. Calico and Ransom got to do some things, although Ransom gets points taken off for starting shit with Cyclops. Jitter and Deathboy just twiddled around.>Sonic weapon in a vacuum
>>147049384>>147050172Charles has two sons.
>>147054066I read that as "Warren Ellis" and thought the same.
>>147054224I mean this is basically one quick phone call to Polaris who yoinks the satellite down and I guess also shoves it up the warden's butt if that's the theme for today. The Orchis Forge was based on Stark's solar space station. I can't imagine the satellite has the same engines that make it immune from being shot put into the sun.
>>147055568Is it cake?
>>147055586That is twice now Jitter had a heart about a girl, both blonde. Is that her type?
>>147049117I can't not read Warden Ellis as Warren Ellis
>>147055125Its' not even that. If you gave me some cool Gothic Southern story with some sexy interaction, It'd be much better than whatever this is.Read the first Gambit solo, that's as much as Gothic Southern as possible in an X-Men comic. And Gambit is absolute absent from this storyline aside from Rogue's simp.
>>147055294I don't think she's going to fuck that guy. Actually, I don't think Magik has had a relationship has she? She's not a character that really needs one. I think the closest is way back in New Mutants where her and Cypher had some tension but that was it. I prefer her without one, it's nice to have at least one X-Men mainstay that isn't ever embroiled in relationship drama
>>147045668Do they say what Ren and Callen's relationship is?
>>147047982it's Jesus christ Christine chandler Cpu blueheart, isn't it?
>>147056312You mean Jesus Christine Weston Chandler Sonichu Prime
>>147056356My apologies, the merge has got me confuzzled.
>>147047883>Do you know what he died of, Charles?Ligma.
>>147048069mr burns ass
>>147047961>>147047966You're telling me the X-Men gathered there don't have the power to deal with a few satellites instantly?
>>147047961This is an incredibly stupid way of portraying a psychic battle. Even if they were to come to mental fisticuffs(tarded), at least give Charles a greek themed Onslaught chariot Stando-sona, for christ sakes.
>>147048100huh how neat, I read that run last year
>>147050673god logan is so lucky
This whole Graymalkin thing felt like a ridiculous side show, presumably to trick people into buying the tie-in x comics. It didn't solve anything beyond recovering only the mutants they'd conveniently had kidnapped in the preceding issues. Poor Fred and Teresa are still prisoners (sorry, Kyle, I don't think anyone gives a shit about you). Xavier's still locked up. There is this new "avian" shit, which despite people saying Legion puts me more in mind of Cassandra Nova. I mean avian? Shiar? Bald ass motherfuckers with telepathy? Her recent attention boost from the Deadpool movie? And she's already been noted as involved anyway. Besides, she's already got one of if not THE highest mutant kill count after Genosha.Oh, and it was an excuse to have the X-Men at each other's throats, AGAIN, as if they don't have enough sorrow and problems. Nope, gotta do the Wolverine/Scott schism but this time with Rogue/Scott. Goddamn if they spent as much time actually focusing on their real problems as opposed to fighting each other, maybe they'd actually get shit done. As is this satellite is a damn joke. Forget sound in space for a moment (though that's hard) they have so many hard counters already, not to mention how is that even supposed to stop them? Okay, she takes out the factory and a pissy place in Lousiana, then what? Wolverine sniktfucks her skull. Nice job, lady. But they could also just solve it by having Illiana stepping disc her ass to either location. By all means, lady, shoot. You've got a front row seat. That's if they don't just dump her and her soldiers and telepath into Limbo so S'ym can run a demon train on them. What's the line from Starship Troopers? "The enemy cannot order the sonic space cannon to fire if it's shoved full of demon cock."
>>147048219Somewhere at the very instant this page was drawn a blue bear in a hat sensed a disturbance in the force.
>>147048269Someone went shopping at Gobins R Us!
>>147048306It's funny how much shit she's getting for still wearing a mask. I mean did anyone care when she was an Inhuman wearing the same mask, even when they were hated for awhile? No, seriously, I'm asking, because I didn't read this shit back then.
>>147045665>quarter-lifeHag.
>>147051971writers overcompensating on behalf of scott since they still hate beast who was an avenger
>>147057205>Nope, gotta do the Wolverine/Scott schism but this time with Rogue/Scott.Editorial wanted Rogue to be the lead, but also they wanted the confrontation, so their fight was forced into it.It wouldn't be much of an issue if it was a mid event and they all make up at the end and now cooperate albeit from different locations. But that's not the case. It was sold as some super fight and it's been quite meh.That's been a constant though. Gail said Rogue would be recovering from such a terrible and devastating tragedy and it was just her being still sad for the kid.
>>147048219Is this the first time Kamala actually fought a muslim terrorist?
>>147057279Her being an Inhuman rarely came up in the early years. She wore a mask because she was in high school and, being a superhero fangirl, knew how dangerous it would be if her identity was known. When they put her with the Avengers, no one cared because the other young heroes on the team also had secret identities.
>>147057205Literally, what was the entire point of those four issues? nothing changed
>>147057568It isn't even the first time she's fought an evil "cousin."
>>147057515I don't mind Rogue taking the lead, though they plan to do it in this way is pretty ass.
>>147057798Building up the Graymalkin prison and warden. That's my only sensible guess. After Orchis, I guess they felt they needed an institutional villain, so for some unfathomable after all that shit went down and after the US gov had to apologize to Cyclops for the show trial, they're footing the bill for more anti-mutant activities. Something something insanity is doing the same thing and expecting a different yadda yadda.
>>147057896Well, now I see why people are tired of the x-men. Do you have any recommendations from the past?
>>147048435>DON'T TOUCH MY LOGAN REEEEE
>>147057369She's been a hag since 2008
>>147047966The writers have never explained how she has the authority to do these things. The comic just doesn't stand up to even a small amount of in-universe logic. There has been no set-up. No rationale for why this prison or this warden even exists post-krakoa. Or why the X-men can't just hand her her ass and be done with it all.
>>147057798there is none, because brevoort has no vision
>>147057896it doesn't help that Warden Ellis (subtle) looks exactly like Persephone, a villain Wolveirne fought few years ago.https://marvel.fandom.com/wiki/Persephone_(Soteira)_(Earth-616)It's literally that creatively bankrupt
>>147056988it's their kryptonite, just like bad writing
>>147058319I thought their kryptonite was Inhuman fart clouds
Magik needs to have sex with little boys
>>147058704Yeah, me (I'm around-ish her age I think)
>>147047900>go look at reddit and twitter>everyone is calling out how OOC this moment isSimone is over.
>>147057881I doubt there was any plan aside from "we want Rogue to be the leader of the team, let Gail do whatever she wants, but she has to hate Cyclops".
>>147058313And people are mad and calling Simone a racist for making their enemy a black woman without acknowledging the intersectional aspect of minorities oppressing minorities, yada yada. She deserves it.
>>147047973>>147047982Wait what happened to QuentinHe's still in the ship
>>147058313Marvel's own Amanda Waller.
>>147048277She blocked some energy beams with her hands and squashed a grenade with them earlier this year. I don't know what she has blocked outside of this run.
>>147047982A casual slap damn near broke his neck and send blood flying. Here she hit him like she meant it and he isn't dead. The hell?
>>147059621Jesus...you really find the racists when they complain about equality. We can be good, we should be allowed to be evil as well.
>>147059964Nobody cares about that fag.
>>147060248I know that, I mean, aside from the run being shit, the character is fine on herself. But their problem is that she's not a mouthpiece for black issues and doesn't acknowledge that blacks and mutants should be friends bc they're oppressed too.I am so sick of these new fans.When I first saw Bishop in xmentas, never noticed he was black (or whatever he is now), but the fact that he was a mutant working against mutants. I found that curious and I've liked the character since then. Maybe he should have been instead a white mutant, right?
>>147059621>She deserves it.Yup.
>>147050566I haven't included it into the reading order yet, might do it some time later.
>>147045662tummy
I'lll bump for any Magikfriends who haven't read this
Trash.
>>147063460OK bot boy
>>147051054As soon as Arakko relocated to Mars 1 million of them fucked off to space to be mercenaries.
>>147047900>>147047923Why does Scott look like a teenager?
New x-men variant covers to celebrate Les États-Unis stuff.
>>147064417Pretty half-assed since just are someone in each book already. And presumably didn't want to engage with "is Dr. Cecilia Reyes black?"
>>147055651>it's Charlie Jr.>also Raze shows up because he ties into both Logan Family and Rogue Family
>>147057205Graymalkin feels like it was an Uncany story that Brevoort roped MacKay into doing. Pretty much everything is focused more on Rogue and what she's doing while the Adjectiveless team outside of Cyclops just feels like scene filler. It feels like Uncanny is trying to be made the main book and MacKay just wants to do his own thing and only getting involved with whatever Simone and Brevoort want to do when he's forced to.
>>147052894>He's clearly in his mid-30s, except he's not.If he was at the school 15 years ago and he was 16, he's 31 now and he looked the part for a long ass time. Since the Bendis era I'd say. During Krakoa, he and Jean were clearly 30 something.
Jean feels a good 5 years older than Scott at this point
>>147064417>Storm's ass>Frenzy's thighsMan Oya got shafted but 2/3 is okay>Les États-UnisIs this some new retarded meme or some shit
>>147064417Speaking of black mutants, did Triage do anything cool after Bendis-Men? He seemed like the easy to self-insert as guy, being around my age and lives near where I did, but then like 90% of his appearances were "I can heal!". Felt like Tempus and Goldballs were the only ones of that generation Bendis had actual interest in writing. Interest mostly fizzled out after Secret Wars, but wiki entry doesn't look like it.
>>147066054>did Triage do anything cool after Bendis-Men?No.
>>147064417Gambit's smooched two of these and slept with one...
>>147064833Seems like they want Rogue to be the main leader in general.The whole GM arc is bad and forced. I keep saying there is no real reason for both teams to be antagonists. They both can cooperate each other while keeping in their own location. Having one team in Alaska and another one in NOLA expands the area of the X men to check for any mutant activity within the country. This is just an excuse for Rogue to try to prove she's better then Scott, but not only Scott has very devoted fans, Rogue's been acting retarded since the first issue while Scott has been taking good decisions.
>>147057933Go read Generation X although it's up to you if you want to skip the Hama run. It's really bad and batshit but you might find "terrible and batshit insane" interesting.>>147059980I think that's mostly it. They sort of had that in Maria Hill except Hill was a completely moron who nobody liked, they couldn't fully commit to her being an antagonist and her being a giant cunt has pretty much faded away thanks to the MCU so she's just Generic Government Agent and Black Fury's friend. So Ellis is probably just an attempt to do their own version of Waller, especially New 52 Waller. Right down to being a strong, tough talking, no bullshit black kween.
>>147066808Maria's also kind of a loser.
>>147066388>Gambit kissed one of the girls, kissed and had sex with another and never did anything with the last one>Gambut kissed two of the girls and had sex with the last one without ever kissing her during itSecond option is funnier so I will believe this one
>>147066808thanks for the recommendation. i've been trying to get into comics so far. i've learned that new ongoing stuff isn't my tea. and if anything just makes me ticked off, >oh, that the character looks fun, oops there dead>How about this one? hasn't appeared since [insert comic] >what about this one? oh, she's bi now, which actually means she's a lesbian, also a asshole
>>147067057Or, he kissed one, he slept with one without kissing, and did nothing with the other...
>>147066927Maria being a loser is my favorite part about her.
>>147066808Hill's hot so I generally tolerate her
>>147058704Anon they're going to make her lez out don't kid yourself
Horrible, just horrible.
>>147069256I hope not. I don't think she should have any love interests
read bump
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>>147069565She doesn't love, but fucks
>>147070365She tries and fails to
>>147045630Bump for magik
>>147070423She has demon legions to go back to
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