Good morning, grandpa. We survived the blizzard. And to think, mom wanted us to get rid of all those old newspaper. They made such good tinder!Well, time to start hoarding again. Enjoy the comics.
...cats...while you wait
serials lead the waydesuarchive search seems to be down, so I can't link back to the previous week like usual
fingers crossed Wilbur tries to fight this guy and loses
>>147097409jesus christ
>>147097489a perfectly normal family
I played that videogame
a powerful stroke
Good to see you again anon. Out of curiosity, what makes you choose which comics to make as the OP?
>>147097323A few days ago, we had a thread about the Dilbert live action adaptation that was pitch before the animated series.The only thing discovered was the nightmare inducing Dogbert puppet, which was shown on an episode of PBS' Nightmare Theater. It really is the stuff of nightmares.Mind you, it seems as though, there has been some Andrews McMeel comic adaptation curse. Dilbert (and Big Nate in some way) manged to be successes, but still poorly treated.
>>147097607I try to pick one that matches the vibe/theme of the week from a subset with appealing art and/or brand recognition. humor is a bonus. in other words, it's arbitraryI've considered adopting a standard OP pic to make the thread easier to find. still open to thoughts on that...
>Kansas City BoyfriendsI sent this to my uncle and he got mad
booooo
>>147097671wow, that is horrifying. the framing really adds to it, I bet it looks normal from a distance in good lighting
>>147097340As what buss you were on. The liar will say she was on the bus that he wasn't on.
>>147097501What the fuck?
the peak of artistic efficiency
>>147097409What a SAVAGE
>>147097906interesting idea, but we don't know either witness boarded a bus, let alone her bus
>>147097991
>>147098106
>>147097991I've read a lot of trash newspaper comics in my 38 years of life. However, this is one of the worst one I've seen so far.Give me more normie tier humor than this faggotry.
Y’know, this is a good idea, storytiming the Sunday trips. thank for thinking of it, OP
>>147098154enjoy, anon. we're here every week
....ok
checks out
I've played this game, too
may have played this one? it kinda reminds me of a game we had back on the class computer in elementary school
>>147098398attack and dethrone, granny
>>147098390https://youtu.be/LCPoTABRtrc?t=16
>Annihilation (2018)
>>147098422
>>147098421lol
>>147098282have there been daily strips about the movie this week?
>>147098464no, Popeye's daily strips on King are classic strips. Olive & Popeye does dailies, but those haven't mentioned the movie that I've seen
that's all for today. more next week. stay warm!
>>147097934Every time I check out a new Garfield strip, it's always about this motherfucker texting or using a laptop/phone to do something. When did Garfield become entirely "phone funny" jokes?
>>147097340That's some nice shading, Lane.1&4 the tricky part is the right outline of the shirt in 3 is less curvyOn a 1 to 10 scale, how correlated is her culpability with her sexiness?Guess you spent all the trickyness in the first one, huh? window, smoke chimney, orientation of plane, tassel on bird's hat, tie of scarf and profession of the human
>>147098173Nancy-sama...I kneel...>>147098282would pump that oil>>147098345try it on choccytho it's better to immerse the chile as it's heating then remove prior to adding the choc
>>147097372I can confirm the previous thread can't be found.Desuarchive search seems to be partially active.
>>147097340>new Cassandra CatNoice.
OFFICIAL TIER LISTMY WIFE TIER:>>147098446SLYLOCK TIER:>>147097340CHUCKLE TIER:9 Chickweed LaneBizarroBroom HildaCathyCrankshaftCul De SacCurtisFarsideIn The BleachersKatzenjammer KidsThe Meaning of LilaNancyOn The FastrackPhoebe & Her UnicornPopeyePreteenaRosebudsWallace The Brave (both)Wizard of IdAdam @ HomeCOMFY TIER:Dennis The MenaceBreaking Cat NewsFamily CircusGasoline Alley"FORMAL RETRACTION OF DIRK BEING A BASED NERD FETISHIST" TIER:>>147097409"TRUE ART" TIER:>>147098517All others DNQ. Thanks, as always, OP.
>>147097421This is the funniest comic that has ever appeared in these threads
>>147097340>Suspects drawn in background, Cassandra and her prison jumpsuit in foregroundThe artist knows what people want.
>>147098118AURORA BOREALIS?!?
>>147097559She had one.
>>147098676When they discovered it was super-easy to copy-paste the same panels of someone typing or texting to get to the arguable joke.
>>147097340>What question did Slylock ask?"If you were the other witness, which bus would you say Cassandra boarded?" No matter which one I asked, they'd say it was the one she didn't get on.Also, methinks that cop in the background is a bit of a racist. #CatLivesMatter
>>147097678I've been here too long.I read that as appaling art.
>>147097855Fuck DoonesburyA Sunday morning comic talking about getting ultra stonedNot to mention the political content of the rest of their comics
>>147097906Will the other lie to me?
>>147097953Amen
>>147098345He's really having fun with these expressions.
>>147097671Jesus CHRIST, what the fuck.
>>147097340He asked "Could one of you please confess?" because politeness goes a long way.
>>147097920It is a running gag.
>>147097340>The cop is a pig>He's idly thinking about how he doesn't like a specific raceDamn, antifa Slylock over here.
>>147097910>"I want to impress my physics teacher!"How, by driving the car into your classroom?
>>147097340What are they waiting for? Lesbian prison porn?https://youtu.be/m2McDIt2aTQ?si=NFDM35-x4Sn3-ghF
>>147097340Well since the two witnesses are there, and one is calling a harmonica a banjo, we know the duck is the liar.So all Slylock has to do is ask the frog if Cassandra departed from his bus, no?
>>147097372How long ago did they drop the 'little orphan' from Little Orphan Annie?When she fell in to the public domain? Or was this like 80 years ago or something?
>>147097340>THE BIG CHEESE
>>147100668It was rebranded to synergize with the musical, so a lifetime ago.
>>147098173Nancy will be Nancy
>>147100700IT RHYMES WITH "EASE!" "BIG CHEESE!"
>>147100755I feel like that might have been a bad move in the long term.I mean 'Little Orphan Annie' just seems much more iconic and memorable. "Annie" could refer to anyone with that name. And I don't think she's a popular enough character to have a monopoly on that name.
>>147098422Everybody always knew.
FYI, Beetle Moses is no longer on King's website
>>147098433ALL RIGHT, MOM!!!!
>>147098804Even such a little thing, nobody can do for me.
>>147098812This is fanart. You're safe.
>>147097372Not desu, but it IS the thread you're looking for.>>147013398
>>147097340>the ol' "one always lies etc etc" riddleLame.
>>147097340Why's Slylock hanging around gazing at Cassandra?
>>147097501She has sex with her son-in-law.
>>147097671this looks like it’s gonna be a generic d9g meme at some point in the future
>>147098282ngl i thought bluto and brutus produced the movie
>>147098282I just noticed the MST3K crew on the side. The host seems to be Emily, going by the hair.
>>147097421None of these incidents have to do with Dawn not wearing glasses either. She really just is this bad at life.
>>147099838I like how unhinged the comic has been getting. very cartoony stuff.
>>147102507>ywn suck on Rosa's fat tits
>>147098804Little shit about to get the starless ending if he keeps that up
>>147098509actually its just tuesday and thursday. tuesday is about olive and thursday is about popeye.
>>147097855finally a doonesbury I can relate to
>>1470973401 and 4What would the other witness answer? (Thanks Powerpuff Girls.)Hat-tail thing, plane, smoke, window, patch, scarf.b)? Surely it can't be that high.
>>147097827wholesome culdesac
>>147098433Wallace the Brave is great. He's the nest in the biz right now.
>>147098422Just the watercolors alone here are juts so impressive. Will Henry is the MVP.
>>147097671>didn't even give Dogbert the glassesThey had ONE JOB!
>my internet is being so shitty right now the comics are barely loadingI guess I'm waiting before I can participate much>>147097519Is this a caveman and future scientist comic? How does it work if the caveman is just a normal guy
>>147097870A FAMILY CIRCUS THAT'S JUST ONE BIG LINE HOW ORIGINAL>>147097835I dont get it>>147097934>>147098676It would have been funnier as a Nancy comic>>147098173See this is classic Nancy
>>147104840>I dont get itDad says Curtis needs to fight like the third chimp. Curtis notes the story didn't say which chimp won. Dad sees his entire metaphor fall apart in front of his eyes.
>>147097870Still waiting for that Far Side crossover.
>>147097835>Who won?The fourth chimp who snuck on with the dame while the other two fought.
>>147104796>how does it workNot particularly well. It's coasting on a 90 year legacy.
>>147098282There were some rough ones when I started reading the threads, but this Popeye is really growing on me.
>>147098119how fucking dare you
>>147098306i hate this comic
>>147100603he was gonna rape him
>>147098345I see Rosa religiously watches Chef John from Foodwishes.com.
>>147101371Meh, nothing of value was lost there.
>>147097835Lmao.>>147104840>I dont get itHe can't make the aggressor monkey win, because that just encourages being a violent bully to get what you want. But that's literally what the whole conceit was based around. Making the other monkey win defeats the whole point.TLDR: Dad got lost in the sauce.
>>147098062>Earthbound_Beginnings.png
>>147097976Ooh, a girl with an appetite! She's a keeper.
>>147098126Marmaduke's a hero.
>>147097340Here's the answer.
>>147097323That's nice
>>147098173
>>147109364It had to be done.
>>147102507Now that's cold.
>>147098173Lmao.
>>147097545This is why you use plastic trees.
>>147101800He's wondering how he's gonna pay off the judge to let Cassandra walk again. Maybe he still has some money left over from his fight with Harry Ape 2 weeks ago
>>147102507I like how Maria's frozen hair is visible in the first three panels though you can't identify it and also that Rosa has gigantic tits.
>>147113106reusable.
>>147098446I hadn't noticed it before in my first run through of this thread, but the more I looked at the last 2 panels, the more I realized that McKenzie looked a little thiccer on the upper torso.Do you think that Luca is also improving on his art skills since Wannabe became syndicated as well?
>>147114561it's not syndicated, it's just on gocomics. which is basically the boomer equivalent of being on webtoons.
>>147098433Based mom.
>>147097323aww
>>147097452>prince valiant is still goingwow
>>147117401Foster himself drew it until 1970 and wrote until 1980. Then handed it over, then it got handed over a few more times.
>>147097433There's Phantom Sunday strips?!
>>147114561i think you're seeing what you want to see which is still based because i want to see it too
>>147119659There's everything.https://www.phantomwiki.org/index.php/Current_releases
>>147098812He doesn't have the horns, Disney doesn't have a case.
>>147098345>>147099838
>>147098409Lol
>>147120212I like how prominent Rosa has been lately
>>147120212Rare Supr Dee miss. The joke fully relies on you knowing how ludicrous 7.9 mil is, and even then, it's just not as funny as Maria's tongue ashing in the prior one.
>>147122394I kinda don't. There are so many good girls hidden in strios and peoplw only care about the one with the huge rack, while mostly not giving a shit even about the strip she comes from.
>>147122582Isn't Rosa practically the main character of the strip? I know all three of them are, but she's kind of the main focal point of the series unless I'm mistaken.
>>147122582It's probably to make up from that one zombie maria story that went on for months and Rosa wasn't a part of it until the very end.
>>147098173How the fuck.
>>147122520>The joke fully relies on you knowing how ludicrous 7.9 mil isEhh, not too much. All you need to know is that 50K is high on the scale and that 7.9 million is a much larger number than 50K.
>>147098173The latest brain behind Nancy keeps on doing an absolutely amazing job
not funny
>>147125270>50k is high on the scalewhite people fast food chains use ghost peppers (~1 million scovile)
>>147097519THIS is what Alley Oop looks like now? Jesus christ.
>>147127653Just on the weekend.
>>147097479Who knew Tarzan had beef with albinos.
>>147098820Kek.
>>147097323Reading bump
>>147097479Lol kreegah
>>147097501Wew lad.
>>147122747Maria or her. Depends on what Dee feels like.
>>147097671Gross.
>>147120212they print titties THAT BIG in the sunday funnies now?
>>147097463I'd watch them fuck
>>147097421Girl wear your fucking glasses.
>>147097340cute cowgirl
>>147098282Who does this say is playing Olive Oyl? I can't make it out under any magnification.
>>147133890Yeah, where have you been?
>>147126496This.
>>147137868I'm maintaining that it's Shelly Duvall. The reference works on two levels.
>>147097340Ask what's the color of Cassandra's hair. Something so obvious it's easy to sniff out the liar.
