I'm surprised they killed Chaz off so plainly the way they did. Even if they didn't have plans, he could've popped up again if plans changed, even if its for a one off joke cameo or something.It would be funny as shit if Millie's kid pops out with fangs and green skin.
Season 2 isn't canon
>>147118711Well only the pilot is, really.
>>147117725>no villainsstriker>one villain
>>147118801Andrealphus and Stella>3 villainsCherubs and Dhorks>8 villainsNow the WRITING of said villains is a whole other story.
>>147117725Personally I wouldve loved to have seen more of him. He was entertaining, and having him as an occasional annoyance would've been funny.
>>147118837>Andrealphus and Stellathey did nothing until the last episode>Cherubs and Dhorksso irelevant they teamed up to kill two birds with one episode>8 villains???????the show is so starved for antagonists striker had to show up 3 times by now he has more development than luna and millie, he has more development than octavia he is one episode away from being the co protagonist of the show
>>147117725They should've went ahead and killed off Barbie while they were at it. Did she even get a cameo as Blitzo was about to be executed?
>>147117725Repeating question from last thread:Provided you're in Anon's place, going through these events, are there any characters you would actively save/spare/kill?
>>147117725I'm positive they killed him, but at the same time you could just say he was punished by having his jaw ripped out and now his mouth is a droopy toothless mess. Does that help you fantasize about your cartoon husband?
>>147117725what the FUCK was her endgoal?
>>147119874Finally getting some self-worth and enough money to live off of for the rest of her life.Gold diggers be wild.
>>147119569>Anon tries to redeem all the villains>this causes significant physical and mental damage>some people don't want to be helped>but he can't stop trying
>>147120135>tfw Anon is just Male!Charlie at best>Steven Universe lite at worst.
Chaz is the character that convinced me that Viv or at least most of her writers have never actually had sex. He's written like how a virgin percieves sex, as this super duper funny awesome thing.
>>147121074His resolve will be quickly broken, don't worry. He'll learn how things actually work down there.
>>147117725>It'd be funny if [my degenerate fetish happened]
>>147118955They have 8 villians but they do nothing with them. It used to be 9 with verosika but then they back tracked with her and so now it's 8. They want repeat antagonists but they do nothing when they set them back up. The show only really one major conflict and Stella and her brother are the antagonists for that, and they do nothing until the end of it. It's strayed because it won't eat what it has in front of it.
>>147121156>implying its my fetishTelling on yourself lol
>Scarlett
>>147121462Imagine being this mind broken by your own fetish.
>>147121492>Hot piece of mafia ass keeps your around as stress relief and an extra pair of hands for guns when things get hairy.
Y'know who the real antagonist is? The writing team.
>>147121512You don't have to imagine.
>>147117725Anything that isn't the Blitzo/Stolas love tryst is filler that has to be resolved as quickly as possible and then never be brought up again
>>147119569>>147120135>>147121074I'm a big softy but even I know that some people are an active danger and need to goChaz? Saving him, hee hee funny shark manCrimson? Gotta killStriker? Probably gotta kill, he's relentlessAndre? If he comes after Octavia, super killRedemptionmaxxing is unfortunately actively delusionalAnon's first kill wouldn't be easy regardless, that shit probably messes you up for a bitOr maybe he'd handle it like a champ, up to (you)
>>147117725The relationship drama plot device shouldn't have been killed because """"potential """"Stop reading bad fanfics (which is all of them)
Would you take Chaz to the bar to be your wingman?
>>147122540Hell no, he'll either try to fuck me or try to fuck the girls he's supposed to be wingmanning me for.
>>147122540>Fail miserably by yourself>Fail indefinitely with Chaz by your side.>"So....you wanna do it?">"No, Chaz.">....>"You uh...you like jazz?">"Chaz, get some self-respect and stop being a faggot. I swear to Satan I will call Crimson to have your balls mounted above his fireplace if you don't."
>>147122217Andre is probably the final boss anyways, can't [Speech 100] him.
I wish he'd rail me silly until I'm oozing cum out of all my holes...
>>147122217At least a couple of them are probably gonna end up having you like picrel after you give them a chance and they spit in your face.
You do realize all of these characters are literal demons from hell right?They would kill you without even thinking about it and they all probably smell like shit
>>147123693>they all probably smell like shitThat's just you bro
>>147123693in this setting they're all just from red LA
>>147123380Tragic kino...
>>147117725Viz hates dudebros. They all nut and run and never called back after she got fat.
>>147123951Well why did she get fat?Also, why does every character that's a protagonist have big hips, thighs, and an ass?
>>147123840Exactly
>>147123380it'll be chaz
>>147124186I think Chaz is at least smart enough to fuck off after you let him live, Crim and Andre are more the types to get genuinely angry at you showing mercy and try to attack you.
>>147124201>trying to show them mercy makes them do more damage
>>147123840>people on the internet referring to the state as "Commiefornia">write your version of Hell to just be an anarchic LA under a red-soaked skyDeviantart ruined this woman, I swear.
>>147106731Moxxie figured it all out. I'm worried for /ourgirl/, I think she needs a hug
>>147124633Oh fuck dude, my sides are in orbit. She's slowly morphing into Viv.
>>147124509If she looked like that I would slam into her and never pull out, then pop a ring on her.
>>147124509Well now LA is under complete anarchy under a red-soaked sky, so it's just Vivziehell with a lower proportion of furries
>>147124509She looks like she just fell out of a 5 hour long jilling session.>I could make her worse>>147124633>Fujo LoonaI bet she smells (good).
Who would win in a fight. Chaz, or a Judgement Hunter from the World of Darkness.
>>147124633I sure hope this image is before Anon shows up
>>147124967I don't wanna picture how badly Hootgame Anon would have to fuck up for Loona to write slash fics of him...
>>147124988>Anon on hellchan>sees them>"Loona, check these greentexts out. They sure have a lot of oddly specific similarities to my life! Weird, right?"
poor Mayberry.
>>147125033>We could have had a familyAnd then she fucks off to fuck the person who ruined her life (partially).
>>147125063Being in Hell can do things to someone. Maybe it made her gay.
>>147125083Really she should have been finding a way to double murder Martha.
>>147125093Im sure she tried.
>>147124770Yep. The irony wasn't lost on me when I wrote that post.Speaking of which, has Viv said anything about the fires and the nimrods running everything.
>>147125338>hootgame>Anon dates Loona or Octavia>vehemently denies being a furry
>>147125394What would dating an Imp make you.
>>147125424>satan is a dragon>satan created imps in his own image>imps have lizard tongues, claws and fangsA scaly.
>>147125451Somehow even worst.
>>147125478They also have mammalian traits like goat feet and live birth, so maybe it's a bit of column a and b.
>>147125489Fair.Succubi?
>>147125540They're just humans with horns and tails and I suspect strangely smooth skin. That just makes you horny, dude.
>>147125563>strangely smooth skinLike a shark?
>>147125604That's the Shark people.
>>147125604I was thinking more like people who take REALLY good care of their skin, except it's just naturally like that. Also sharks are only smooth in one direction, if you go against the grain they're rough.
>>147125103Maybe it lost its appeal after the first few times.
>>147125696>You try to murder the bitch that made you kill your husband, and broke up your marriage.>Gets to the point youre just fightng each other just to fight, even knowing all damage regenerates after a time.>She asks you to just talk with her.>Coffee shop.>She tells you shes been thinking over everything and outwardly apologizes.
>>147125394>"No, it doesn't count because she's real. You're only a furry if you want to wear a fursuit and bang other people in fursuits.">"Right. Whatever man, however you want to cope.">"I'M NOT A FURRY"
>>147126046>Meanwhile, back at DHORKs.>“... One, why are you wearing that God damn suit.”>“Because I feel powerful in it!”
>>147126046kek
>>147122956>"She's your niece. Why don't you care about her?">Some bullshit spiel about inheritance, power, grimoire, breaks of laughter, blah blah blah it rolls off the brain real easily, but you've come to expect it and understand why Striker hated these fucking people so much>Well, you gave him all the chances you could>But as long as he's around, Octavia will never be safe or free>"...fine.">>147123380I expect this from characters like Striker/Lute/Adam at the very leastStriker would probably attempt to lunge/aim at one of your companions as a last-ditch "fuck you" before getting pasted midwayLots of potential here...
Oh yeah, I meant to write a DHORK episode.>DHORKs very own episode, staring Agent 1 and Agent 2.>Today's Episode: The Sensual Secret of Northwide Manor.>Agent 1 and 2, DHORK's best and, for the time being, only remaining agents after that fiasco involving an Archdemon Owl and his gay lizard lover, are being sent all over the damn place, from Canada to Mexico.>But not Europe, they've got their own organization called WIMP. It is through them that DHORK has received their latests intel regarding a house full of supposive demonic activity in Cold Springs, New York.>An old and dilapitated building known as 'Amberstone Manor', once the summer home of a wealthy textile owner, now long since falling into decay.>They bring this intel as one of their vacationing WIMPS stumbled upon it during a drunken binge, and saw several robed figures heading into the building last Halloween.>As WIMP has no jurisdiction in the C.U.M region(Canada, United States, Mexico), they have forwarded this unto DHORK.>Since DHORK hasn't fully trained their new recruits yet, and considering this may be a rather dangerous investigation at that, Agents 1 and 2 are sent in instead.>Under the guise of a newly married couple, they find the realty agency that still owns the manor. Agent 2 was the one to suggest the diguise, rather than Agent 1's approach of two Step-Siblings buying it instead.>As she put it, "It'll look a lot better iffin' we're married, that other ideas just gonna get us weird looks.">With the disguise in place, the two begin their probe. The realty agent, a ditzy ginger woman with big buck teeth, simply lets them have the run of the place.>Unsure of what they may find, they opt to stay together, and while nothing can be found on the surface level...>... Two does here a strange voice, coming from down in the celler.>She's about to open the door when the Realty Agent tells them that the tour is over, no one goes in the basement, kthanksforlookingbyeeee.>SLAM!>Kicked out.
>>147126410>Shes hiding something, says Two.>Yeah, she wants to sell it to that black family that came in before them, says One!>After facepalming and rubbing her brow, Two gets an idea.>Using a few phone-calls and connections, they have that specific agent called away by her company, leaving that House entirely unguarded.>Later that very same evening...>Using Agent One's autistic love of lockpicking, thanks to years of playing and modding Thief and Thief II, they were able to easily get into the Manor that night.>In the daytime, the Manor seems pleasant, if old and a fair bit ugly. But at night, all that seems to change. Those rustic furnishings and old-timey mouldings take on a sinister appearance in the darkness.>The door locks behind them as they venture down the foyer, where the ancient Grandfather Clock suddenly rings out.>Ten bells for ten hours passed. It spooks the two of them, but they press on. Down the hallway, to the left, to where the woman had stopped them from going before.>A sinister voice seems to call out to them from the Hallway, and turning, they see a shape, a shadow, lifting up out of the floorboards, and begin to slowly advance toward them.>Agent 1 whips out his glock and begins emptying bullets into it while 2 kicks the door, grabs him by the collar of his suit, and yanks him inside.>She jumped the gun, however, and they both tumble comedically down the stairs.>After a twenty-second hilarious fall, they both land right ontop of each other, with Agent 1 both landed face first into Agent 2's chest, with a hand copping a feel.>She just furrows her brows and looks at him over her now broken shades.>"You havin' fun there, One?">"... I 'unno yet. Are you?">"Hmmm... Lets get dinner after this and, maybe I will.">After getting up, dusting each other off, and tosses their glasses, they why the cellar was marked off limits.>A massive hole, seemingly blocked off, with an iron ladder descending into the darkness below.
>>147126606>They take stock of what they brought: Holy Crosses for the two of them complete with rosary beads, two Bibles because they don't speak Hebrew or Arabic, silver bullets with four magazines each for their Glock 19s, two sanctified machettes, and two vials of holy water.>With their phones as flashlights, they descend into the bowels of the cellar's newest addition.>They descend for ten minutes, where their phones lose signal. Here, beneath Amberstone Manor, carved out of the stone, was a long and decrepid hallway.>Bones and festering meat make up its walls and ceilings, with chanting coming from within.>Hidden in the shadows, Agent 1 and 2 bear witness to cult-activity, with them having just sacrificed a small and annoying fat child to summon forth a big, beefy Imp from Wrath.>They've got all of it on video, and ready their Holy Water vials.>What transpires is an awesome and fantastic ambush, launched by Agents 1 and 2, the likes of which were beyond the narrator's ability to properly detail. >Its totally awesome. Agent 1 kicks a guy so hard in the dick his head explodes.>Agent 2 cuts a man's head in half before pumping one with several silver shells of Holy 9mm.>Agent 1 grabs hold of Agent 2 by the feet and begins spinning her around like this was the WWE, where she holds onto both machettes to unleash their ultimate tag-team attack: The Beyblade Formation.>The Head Cultist just stares gobsmacked as his forces are shown to be utterly incapable, and the Imp just sorta bounces back through the portal after seeing the carnage.>Agent 1 then comes to the dead fat child's lifeless body, declaring him nothing more than a child guilty of Diabeatus and probably Autism given his Minecraft shirt.>Agent 2 then points out that Gary-looking Mother Fucker, who readies his axe for mortal kombat.>They both just shoot him instead, anti-clamatically actually.
>>147126705>As they document the scene and say a prayer to the fat kid, that Shadow from before returns. >Confident from their recent victory over a bunch of cultists, Agent 1 readies his machette and charges, screaming like a retard.>2 is too slow to stop him, but can watch as the Shadow completely and utterly beats the snot out of him, even snapping his blade in two.>It comes over the fat kid's body, and melds into it: Possessing it, using it as a puppet while rezzing the corpses of the cultists nearby.>Realizing they expended most of their weaponry here, they book it to the ladder, where the walls begin to come alive.>Arms reaching out, made of flesh, bone, and stone, trying to grab them before they can escape.>Agent 1's quicker and gets right on up, and turns back to grab hold of 2, just as something grabs hold of her as well.>Kicking and begging for him to pull her up, he has an idea and up-ends both bottles of Holy Water down the hole.>It hits the possessed fat kid and his minions, burning and causing great pain to the creature, enough for him to let go of 1.>Yoink.>This time, shes right ontop of him, but there's no time to make a joke here.>Seeing that theres giant stones strewn about, they work together to just, push them into the hole.>Rolling each rock down, all they can hear is squishing noises before the possessed child's wail is suddenly silenced with the last one.>Shaking, the two walk in clockwise and coutnerclockwise circles around the hole, reading prayers from the bible to seal the demonic essence away and down in the pit for all time.>They radio back to HQ that the job was done, demon was vanquished, and that they're going home.>Back to the DHORK-Mobile, they hit the radio as 1 takes the wheel.>"So... You still want dinner?">"One, I just had my legs molested by a fleshy skeleton." She says, staring at him seriously.>"Oh! Uh, well I just mean tha-">She rolls her eyes, smiling "Theres a diner down there, lets get a burger."
That was DHORK's very own episode. Come check out DHORK's second episode, where Agent 1 learns why you don't trust the hot babe at the beach, and Agent 2 learns to chill.
>>147126820Splendid.
What does DHORK even stand for?Department of Homeland Occult Research...K?
>>147127151No one knows, but I'm calling it that.Department (of) Homeland Occult Research & Knowledge.
What if... Loona was DHORK?
>show just shat out 3 episodes in the last two months>nobody gives a fuck about anything that happened in themlol
>>147127441We've basically checked out since the circus.
>>147127305she'd likely be dissected
>>147127151DicksHarlotsOgres Rectums K
>>147127507DongsHongsOrganicReadyKrambopoling.
>>147126046>Anon and One argue that the other is a furry whenever they meet>at this point everyone just lets it happen
>>147128089>"You're wearing a fucking fursuit of my girlfriend, you goddamn furry!">"YOU'RE the one who's dating her, furry!"
>>147124633>great contraction>manhole>his mayonaisse>peepeeThis is the worst smut I have ever read.
>>147128176>"HEY! Dont you DARE call my man here a Furry!">"Yeah!">"He's a toaster-fucker!">"One day I will replace the crude biomass that is my body with the strength and certainty of steel, and on that day - we'll kick your fucking ass, you furry!"
>>147127151DisasterouslyHilariousOperativesResearchKreatures:)
>>147128354>DHORKS KND division.
>>147127151Demon Hunting Organization and Retard Korner
>>147128395Half of their villain roster does seem rather mystical.
>DHORKS assign 1 and 2 to track down Loona, whose been summoned to a Furry Convention.>At some point there's a mad ass stampede when they find out Loona is an actual Doggirl, and Agent 1 is lost in the resulting Yiff Ball.>Agent 2 is trying to tell HQ over the radio that he's gone, she's tearing up, when he rips the door open and drops onto the passenger chair, bruised and sticky.
>>147128437>Anon has to fight off hundreds of furriesDoes he win?
>>147117725I still think they can bring Chaz back whenever they want, as long as he has a prosthetic jaw.
>>147128459I thought about this the other dayIt's the obvious thing to do
>>147128459That would be funny. He would basically be Alvin the Treacherous from the How to train you Dragon books, where every time he reappears in the series, he is missing a body part.
>>147128459>Chaz becomes a recurring character>Every time he appears, he has another robotic prosthetic>He's 100% machine by the end of the series
>>147128451Anon barely makes it out with Loona, but he got his ass grabbed several times.He directs the crowd to Agent 1, telling them he's a Hellhound in disguise.
>>147128480>Robo-Chaz>the last part he lost was his dong>now its an atomic-powered dildo
>>147128451He survives, but...no. He does not win.
>>147125540That just makes you based.
>>147128502>"Oh MOOOOOXXIE!">Says Chaz in a 32Bit voice bit crunched to hell.>On the roof, there he is with some Cylon eye.>He's pelvic thrusting, which is making his dick bigger and longer each time he does. >It's never seen, just a cut showing Mox's face and the shadow of it getting bigger, bigger, bigger.
>>147128483>>147128506>Anon and Loona make it back to the IMP office>both visibly shaken>neither will disclose what happened that day
>>147128521
Where are all the greentexts about the main characters, Shitzo and Stolass?
>>147128528>DHORK gets back to HQ.>Two tries to comfort One, but he doesn't want to talk about it.>He's walking with his feet a yard apart.
>>147128563My greentexts for Stolas don't jive with the main idea of the show, so I don't make em too much.
>>147128577Stolas doesn't jive with the main idea of the show (quirky murder of the week hijinks)
>>147128598Precisely why I'd rather write for the DHORKS. They're stupid and sincere.
How do Agent One and Two unwind after a long day of work?
>>147128658One looks like a fella that would sit down and play the games of his childhood, probably still has a childhood Sega Saturn and Panzer Dragoon.Two probably has shelves and shelves of books she's read, and plans to read, and will sit with One and read, occasionally cheering him on.
When does Solomon show up to make Stolas his bitch?
>>147128726He's dead, anon.
We need more Chaz. He was gone too soon.
>>147128806Imagine he shows up without any teeth and is still trying to get in everyones pants except no one knows what the fuck hes saying
>>147125033I still cant believe they got Matilda/The Magic Railroad girl to voice her.
>>147128849Wait that's Matilda?
>>147128744If Stolas is allowed to only be in his 30s or so, Solomon can too.
>>147128919Unlike Stolas, who is a demon, Solomon was an ancient Jewish King who died centuries ago. Maybe we could see him in Heaven, maybe even advising Abel, Lute, and Sera, but nothing else.
>>147128820>Chaz has silver plated dentures installed thanks to some great insurance.>Anytime he fights and gets hit in the face, they fall out.
This has been bugging me for way too long. How has there not been a massive unending war going on in the Pride ring? You've got sinners from both sides of every single war in human history stuffed in the same super-densely packed city. How do you not have a British soldier stabbing a Nazi while a Confederate strangles a Union soldier right next to them? Why isn't Hitler building a new army to invade Earth with? Why aren't Sinners from both sides of the Cold War in an arms race to gain access to the other rings of Hell?
>>147129005I think the purges have pretty much taken care of most of the "old" sinners which I think is a wasted opportunity.
>>147128849Holy shit she's cousins with Ben Shapiro.>We could have a Ben Shapiro cameo in Helluva Boss, as Mayberry's weird political cousin.
Why (and how?) are sinners confined to the pride ring?It seems really retarded to not have them in the ring that's relevant to what they did in life
>>147129069Easier to corral and less bureaucracy nonsense for the natives.Plus I imagine the "hell is other people!!!" theme had something to do with it.
>>147129069>Why (and how?) are sinners confined to the pride ring?Easier for hell if they're not fucking with locals, easier for exorcists to kill because they're all in one place.
>>147129090I keep forgetting that the retarded extermination thing from HH existsWhat the fuck happens to sinners when they die?
>>147129117Obliteration.
>>147129134>lets put bad people in hell but then we go down there and kill them again but for real this timeThe more I learn about the setting the less I like it
>>147129117DBZ rules. When the soul dies, it ceases to exist.
>>147128182I think it's supossed to be a joke
>>147129160Apparently, at least from what I understand, it didn't used to be like that. Hell and Heaven are real places, like, Heaven orbits Hell, or vice versa. Heaven has strict guidelines to get in, so strict they probably get 10% of the population. About 200,000 people die every day, so the get like, 2,000 tops. The rest go down below. Don't need to tell you that's a BUTTELOAD of people. So, ever afraid the Sinners, who apparently can grow so powerful they can outrank some native born Hellites, Heaven has been culling their souls for a couple centuries now.
>>147129010Dumb as shit. I'm ignoring whatever bullshit Viv calls canon and assuming we get cool interactions between people from all eras.
>>147129212>Anon seeks advice on gifts, and is directed to an art gallery.>While uncomfortable, a certain Austrian Painter gives him sound advice on making a gift for Octavia, before selling him a painting to give to Stolas to butter him up.
>>147129200>Sinners, who apparently can grow so powerful they can outrank some native born HellitesThis is another retarded aspect of the world building. Sinners should be in a weird spot where they are seen as lower than imps but at the same time they are still immortal which makes it possible for them to amass some amount of power and prestige after a long timeThe population problem is easily fixed by not having the pride ring only restriction and having hell be an infinitely large non-euclidian nightmare realm
>>147129267>The population problem is easily fixed by not having the pride ring only restriction and having hell be an infinitely large non-euclidian nightmare realmWell its apparently finite.
>>147129237>Mien Fuehrer achieving his dreamswtf, I love Hell now?
Y'know, Chaz and Ember Lynn would make a cute couple.If they got together, they could make some cute Catfish.
Imagine if hell was a layered inverted Earth with the 'sun' in the middle (portal to heaven) giving off light that bleeds through the realms with each successive layer getting darker.
>>147129267From what I understand, since Humans come from God, there is some sort of divine spark inside them that can be the source of their power, allowing them to rise through the ranks and become an Overlord, which is a step below Goetia, the bird people.As to why they're all stuck in Pride, according to Viv, all sin comes from, at its core, pride. This means if, by some miracle, someone managed to sin 100% into another type, we could see sinners in other rings.
>>147129069I keep wondering if it's some magical rule or just physical deterrent.
>>147129315Chaz would finally get tired of sex because she'd be so kinky and insatiable.
>>147129338Yeah that's cool, but isn't cooler if hell is LA but red?
>>147129352Chaz.Tired of sex.My guy, this is the Sex Lord, the Ass Magnet, the Destroyer of Dicks and the Swabber of Throats.
>>147129339>according to Viv, all sin comes from, at its core, prideYou know what, I actually don't have an issue with that take.
>>147129347Where does the concept even come fromIt's not brought up in season 1 of HB and I refuse to watch anything else
>>147129389Hazbin Hotel.
>>147129368I kinda do. There are some sins, or sinful acts that tip the scales that send you to HIFL, that are clearly not derrived from Pride. Like Mayberry. It was entirely Wrath that brought her down when she shot Martha, her husband, and herself.
>>147129069>Why (and how?) are sinners confined to the pride ring?Isn't pride meant to be the deadliest sin of them all because literally everyone has pride in some way? And pride is what drives us to do things we shouldn't because it makes us think we're so much better than everything else? When you let pride take over, the opinions of others, the law, or even God becomes moot. YOU are God, in your own mind.I guess that's what Viv was going for. Although, I hope the combined irony of this creative decision and the democratic left spending the last decade turning "pride" into an activist talking point isn't lost on her.
>Anon must gain advice from a Sinner in regards to something niche.>The Sinner in question is an old German Communist from Der DDR who died in Afghanistan.
>>147129537>Anon has to find Saddam Hussein for knowledge on hiding spots
>>147129709>Saddam is hiding in a hole under IMP's building.
>>147129980>there was a rug over it so nobody ever noticed
>>147130004>Blitzo, after removing that rug: "Why the FUCK IS SADDAM HUSSEIN IN UNDER OUR FLOOR?!">Moxxie, leaning into frame: "He came with the building, Sir."
So uh, what's the end of this series look like? I don't think Blitzo's business is sustainable. Will they do away with it?
>>147128806How WOULD you go about saving Chaz?
>>147130238Blitzo and Stolas open a bed&breakfast and spend the rest of their lives sucking and fucking
>>147130321>Imps Simp and Fimp>Formerly Chuck's
>>147130316>Use saving this dumb shark man as an excuse to paste a mafia, out of spite>Genuinely don't know how to feel after the surrounding area has been painted black
>>147130238What made him want to do business like this in the first place?Who trained him?
>>147130238They're probably building up for him to have a ranch, or potentially take over the ranch Millie's parents own. Blitz is NUTS over horses, it's the most consistent background detail of the franchise.
>>147130336I mean there's also saving Moxxie butAlright yeah that probably comes firstImagine him questioning you, perplexed at the fact that Chaz is still alive
What color are Millie's panties?
>>147125264Doubt it. I don't think she lives in that part of LA.
>>147124509She wishes she was this skinny and attractive. But that'd mean reducing the Starbucks and McDonald's.
>>147129368People here had that as a theory years ago, to try and explain why sinners are confined to Pride ring. She probably stole that too.
>>147129676Imagine Loona accidentally stabbing (you) with her spike collar
>>147132081>anytime Loona or Anon lean in for a smooch Anon gets poked>it's worth it though
>>147132248Genuinely IMAGINE the ramping affection between the two of (you)Like rivaling M&M in terms of public displays of affection once she gets more comfortable
>>147130592Black with a red trim.
>>147132375>Blitzo now has to deal with two sickeningly sweet couples at the same timeI'm sure he'd be thrilled.
>>147132375Cute...
>>147132375>double dates with M&MI can't tell if they would go great or poorly.
>>147118798What does that even mean
>>147133707nothing is canon, the show only exists as a collective hallucination
>>147133044I would love it as an overarching plot during the Loona Romance, Blitzo is always in the shadows, out of view, trying to ruin them.
>>147133770>[Speech 27/50]"C'mon man stop.">[Speech 50]"If she's happy shouldn't you be too?"
>Mammon starts making unlicensed robo copies of (your) love interestWWYD?
>>147133812>[Lie] Look, Technicolor horses!>[Lie] Look, a clown that needs beating up!>[Halflight] I'm taller than you. Go away.>[Composure] *Stare silently at him.*
>>147133869IRL or Waifu?
>>147133909In hootgame, I mean.
>>147133921Anon would, depending on persuasion and logic, buy one. Why? Decoy, man. Decoy.>Mob of villains try and take the love interest to personally hurt Anon.>They take the robot instead.
>>147133938Don't these robots have sentience?
>>147133869find a way to pit him against the Rothschild clan so he's too busy to bootleg your gf
>>147134001That makes it more convincing when they're taken.
>>147134086It'd be mean :(
>>147134168Who cares, they cannot compare to the original. Protect the original, let them take the copy.
>>147134248this is how you get an ai uprising
>>147134248Yeah but the AI has a mind of its ownI don't think I could do that to it regardless
>>147133653the height difference alone would be a challenge
>>147134385It's already begun.I'm just accepting what will come.
>>147134248>punished robo gf comes back as a late game enemy if you don't save them
>>147134447>Partially dismembered Robo Loona/Octavia on the hunt for Anon. Mix of murderous intent and yandereism.
>>147134796>[Luck 10]"Shutdown code: Apricot"
>>147135042>"..." She just gives Anon a blank stare, before her face turns red, her eyes roll up, and through her broken voice box she begins to pant, and moan. That wasn't her shutdown code, that was her orgasm code!>[Encyclopedia] Mammon's robots often come with codes like these so that the user doesn't have to work so hard to get their robot off; it's registered in the "Red Side" of the manual.>[Composure] Ignore those moans, even if they sound just like her through a bad speaker.>[Electrochemistry] Don't do that, take her behind that dumpster and fuck her brains out! She is literally drooling for you, anon!
>>147134447>>147134796>The machine looks at her reflection in one of the pools of blood that surround her- the remains of her captors. >One of her eyes is gone, sparks intermittently fly from the remains of one of her arms, and the servos in one of her legs gave out, making her have to drag it as she walks.>She’d cry if she could.>He abandoned her, left her to be destroyed, defiled.>Because she wasn’t his real beloved.>Did that mean she didn’t deserve his affection?>She was just as good as the original.>She looked just like her.>If she took her place, he wouldn’t even notice.>He wouldn’t even notice…>She stands back up, only slightly faltering due to her damaged leg, and walks over to one of her captors, picking up the butcher knife they had intended to use on her.>She would need it to replace what she lost.>She would become the original, she would make him hers.
>>147135257Secret Boss Encounter: The Doppelganger - Unlocked.
>>147133869Demand a cut of the action as an Accuracy Consultant.
>>147135257>She’d cry if she could.>He abandoned her, left her to be destroyed, defiled.>Because she wasn’t his real beloved.>Did that mean she didn’t deserve his affection?Man...
>>147135257>>147135320surely this can be resolved by fabricating a replicant anon for her
>>147135479This plot thread seems familiar....
>>147133869Depends, how are they used? Where do they go?
>>147135257Alright yeah I'd never throw her away like thatI would PERSONALLY help her be her own personAre these memories of abandonment implanted, actually? Is that possible?
>>147135257>>147135320>I'm sorry that on that day, the day you were shut out and left to die, no one was there to lift you up into their arms.>And then, what became of you. I should have known you wouldn't be content to disappear.>I couldn't save you then, so let me save you now.
>>147135624Going off what >>147133938 said, she was kidnapped in place of the original >>147134248 and just left there, her job being done. I’m also presuming a bit of sentience when it comes to the bots due to the Fizz bot remembering and antagonising Blitz (unless all Fizz bots were programmed to hate him, which would be kind of funny) after running into him again.
>>147135257I just want her to be happy...
>>147121074>Viv'z hell is so toothless that the lord of *gluttony* is concerned about someone over-indulging.
>>147135812Viv isn't exactly smart.Or thin.
>>147135855She's thin in brainmatter. At least Bee is hot. REALLY hot. Dayum.
>>147135866>spoilerIndeed.>Bee is hotINDEED
>>147135812She must respect that sin more, somehow. Enough to downplay it.
>>147135907>respectNo I think she's just insecure and showing that gluttony has a dark side would be admitting she's fat as fuck and has a problem.
>Bee gives you a blowjob>she has the power to enlarge food>technically she's swallowing your cum, so it counts>embiggens your cumshot, forcibly extending your orgasm>you've been cumming for ten whole minutes>you're finished when SHE says you're finished
>>147136133At some point she'll just be embiggening the cells.
>>147136155They're probably the size of dimes and she's sucking them down in huge gulps.
>>147135702Imagine how fucked up it would be if she was intended to be a plant job, but>Anon sees Loona get snatched >But Loona's also there>H u h>Musta been someone who looks like her>Vanished without a trace>Robo-Loona escapes and stalks, watching the happy couple go about their lives>Watching who she was meant to be with the man she loves>Festering>Hating>Planning>Crying if she could>Inevitable confrontation between the two Loonas>Robo-Loona's already horribly damaged>Have the option to destroy her>Or pacify this creature in desperate need of love>May or may not have a severe breakdown about her plight>Might shut down in the end, but can bridal carry her around, looking for a roboticist to repair her
>>147135257>Robot Loona.>Damage: 56%>Blunt force trauma, broken endoskeletal ribs, missing arm, broken tail, broken foot, repeat insertion trauma in <REDACTED>. >Recommendation: Mind Wipe of last fourteen days.>Actual course of action: Seen limbs from captors to act as structure for patching self up.
>>147136242>"What's it matter? She's just a toaster, doesn't even fucking look like me!">her eye stares up at (you), longing>hurting>"... You didn't deserve this.">you strain and scoop the machine up in your arms>"You don't deserve this."
>>147136301I meant to imply that she would dismember Loona/Octavia to replace her missing/damaged parts
>>147136372Oh. That's way worst.
>Thread about Chaz.>Loona anons are here in force.
>>147136604Autism is stronger than the gravitational force of the sun.
>>1471338691. Share plan with love interest and a demon lawyer, refine details as needed2. Compliment Mammon on his work3. Record him bragging that it is her not a legally distinct knock-off4. Sue for royalties or C&D at gf's request and lawyer's advice
>>147136604Kinda hard to talk about a guy who was (presumably) killed off in his debut episode.
>>147136650LOONA SHAKES HER ASS AT YOU LIKE THISWHAT DO YOU DO?
>>147136650Speaking of Autism. New day, new DHORKS episode!
So what exactly is the deal with Stella as a character? Is there enough evidence out there to make a distinction between Stella and whatever personal issues Viv may have for her mother; anything to explain why she was written in such a stereotypical manner? I just want to know what the endgame is for the bird bitch after two whole seasons of nothing but grandstanding and cartoon villain laughter.
>>147136604Maybe talk about Chaz if you want to talk about him then?
>>147136242>>147136303Even if you can repair her, could she ever be her own person?
>>147136913British Bird Bitch w/ Big Bouncing Bird Boobies.
>>147136915I guess it depends on how exactly she was made. Does she have the memories of the original? Or was she just told that's who she is? Either way you're basically telling someone that everything they are isn't real.
>>147136242>>147136303>New companion unlocked>Twoona
>>147136915Can she surpass the limitations of her own programming?
>>147137570With support from the gang, maybe?
>>147137001Yes yes I know
>>147136913And what I might call the tryhard shrill of a voice ever recorded.
>>147133869>Mammon making cash off replicas of my loona>Start a collosal counterfeiting operation >Print enough cash to crash the economy with no survivors >Mammon can't afford to pay for security anymore because hellbux make Zimbabwe dollars look like fucking Bitcoin>Rape
>>147137318>”Since you’re your own person now, you should probably pick a name for yourself.”>”Oh, you’re right…I’m not sure what to pick.” She turns her gaze down and looks at her hands, one normal, the other a crude holdover until you could get your hands (hah) on another one.>”Hmm, off the top of my head there’s Selene, Sunny, Celeste-“>”What about Twoona?” Loona suggests from her position on the couch.>You stare at her over the suggestion, but before you can say anything the doppelgänger responds, “I kind of like it, it’s a bit funny.”
>>147137908kek
How is uh, Blitzo gonna feel about Anon recruiting a robo-Loona?
>>147138937I imagine 'hypocrite' will be a word used alot after he's done with a rant on robots.
>>147138937>He goes into Daddy Overlord, and calls them both his twin babies.>Cue Loona and Twoona sighing in stereo.
>>147138937It's more 'rescued' than 'recruited' to be fair
>>147138937First his daughter starts dating a human and now her twin shows up? It won't be great.
>Hidden Stella path for Hoot Game.>He walks in on her in the shower.>[Electrochemistry] She doesn't see you. Steal her underwear.
>>147132375I want this
>>147139045I'm beginning not to trust this electro-voice.
>>147136604>>147136650>>147136783
>>147139064>[Logic] Don't listen to him, he will get you into trouble. Just drop off the gift you planned for Octavia.>[Electrochemistry] Or, better idea, give it to her mother. Her hot, 40-Triple D mother.
>>147136915>>147136303Imagine her waking up from shutdown with fresh new replacement parts and (you) sitting there, waiting for her>"...hey. You okay?"
>>147139251>"Hey, you. You're finally awake."
>>147139251Addendum>Loona's there, too>You were able to calm her down>Her initial anger was understandable, the thing tried to kill her>Thing... Hm.>It really wasn't her fault, and you got Loona to empathize>Abandonment, feeling like nobody loved or wanted her, she knew how it felt>You have this habit if rubbing off on her, getting her good side to come out>If it wasn't for you, the Robo-Loona would've promptly been torn to shreds and forgotten>So she's here with you now, waiting for the repairs to be doneNow imagine the two of you hugging Robo-Loona together
>>147139398Seems like romance with Loona keeps coming full circle back to adoption. How cute.
Octavia, Stella, and Stolas go to the beach with Anon.
>>147136851Shoot at her, develop schizophrenia, post here revealing my schizophrenia, feel shame when reaming about her eating Keenie and keeping me as a pet.
>>147139663>StellaShe either has blackmail keeping her there or she really wants to see Anon in a swimsuit, because there's no a way she's there otherwise.
Imagine getting hugged/smooched by Loona and Twoona at the SAME TIME
>>147139870I feel like Twoona would be closer to a sister in law after she becomes her own person.
>>147139973This is true...I can accept this
>>147139434>Octavia route is themed around blood family>Loona route is themed around adopted family
>>147140025>Stella route themed around fixing a broken family.
>>147133653>Loona's the one genuinely afraid it would go poorly>Goes great despite her fears, thanks to you>Spending time with the other couple is fun>And she's sorry about her general treatment of Mox, but she'll never say it out loud>Yet>A hug would be less hard than that
>>147140056I feel like dating Stella would alienate Octavia too much.
DHORK's second episode, lets go!Today's episode is: "As hot as Hell-fire!">Even though it was the dead of winter and into the New Year, DHORKs never rests, never sleeps. Where theres freaky supernatural shit going down, they'll be there.>Just as well, Agent 1 and Agent 2, the best and so far only active members of the agency, have been assigned to a case along the coast of Texas in the Galvaston Bay.>Even though its cold and dreary, even for Texas, there are still those around who seek fun in the sun.>In particular, theres rumor of a particularly toasty looking crowd that have made an appearance recently, leading to several missing persons reports being filed.>Given the mysterious circumstances, the greusome manner in which the corpses were found, and the sudden appearance of people that seemingly have no qualms with staying warm in the wet and cold temperatures of a beach? It can only mean one thing.> ̶N̶o̶r̶d̶s̶ Demons.>Dressed as a college couple fresh from California, One and Two make their way to to the small town where this demonic activity is seemingly happening.
>>147117725honestly? vivzie being willing to kill off good characters like this guy or adam is one of her better writing instincts. usually in these modern productions, the author loves all their creations too much to kill any off so the cast is full of superfluous characters.
>>147140154>As the two act like two moronic college-somethings, probably not that hard given they look like they left it about four or five years ago, One and Two begin prying.>Finding the scenes of former death and murder, and piecing together the half-hearted attempts at hiding sigils and pentagrams from the public, or those that were out of the way of law enforcement.>Thanks to all their question picking, they draw the eye of the three that have been causing all this trouble.>Changing into more pleasant forms, they emerge from the shadows to take on their target, the stupidest one of the pair.>"... Hmmm... Hey, One, check this out. Look at this." Says Two, uncovering a ceremonial knife hidden in the sandy gnoll.>One, however, doesn't see it, and instead finds a giant crab claw. "Oh yeah, this was definitely the murder weapon.">Oh yeah.>Hes the one.>"Hey there - whats a fella like you doing here?" Came a deep, breathy voice. Turning around and dropping the crab claw, Agent One and Two bear witness.>Twin girls, filled out just right and wearing one piece swimsuits, seemingly find themselves drawn to the suited up and parka-wearing Agent 1, giggling amongst eachother as they flank him on either side.>Oh no.>College Sluts.>Agent Two is flaberghasted! Why would these two bimbos be interested in him? She tries to hide their involvement and shoo the other two away, but Agent One is seemingly falling under some sort of sway with them.>Now, any rational person would just see this as their partner having a moral failing, but Agent One is better than that, Agent One isn't one to go for Big Busty Bimbos with no ass!>At least, thats what Agent Two is telling herself, as he tells Two he'll catch up with her, and to meet him at the Fish Bar tonight. >Hes gonna go and 'See the town' with these two.>So they leave, giggling, while she rolls her eyes and continues with the search. She knows somethings up, but she'll have to bide her time.
>>147140256>During the course of the day, with intermittent exchanges with One over the radio before finally having to call him on her personal cell, Two has found enough hard evidence to label this actual demonic activity.>Since she couldn't quite find the demon, she begins to pack it up: No sense starting a ruckus, they probably moved on to new hunting grounds.>That is when a mysterious Third enters her field of view.>He was tall, well built, like an upside trapazoid with bright red eyes, and he managed to sweep his way into her eyes and pull a spell over her with soft, sweet words. The third in our little trifecta of tricksters.>For the next few hours, she puts off packing away their things, and is suggested into staying just a little bit longer. Why not? She needs a break too, having to wrangle that ungrateful tard all that, says the Man when he points out One and his Bimbos laughing at an arcade on the boardwalk.>In some ways, this fella was right. She was often the serious one in their little pairing, and sometimes she wanted to blow off some steam too.>So, thats what she does! >The Arcade, a stroll on the frigid beach with this Trunk-wearing dark adonis, and she's left entirely smitten.>But theres just a feeling, niggling at the back of her mind.>When they walk past an alleyway, shes pulled right on in by him.>In the most serene and quiet place on the boardwalk, the most romantic place to make out with a hot young studmuffin is... Behind the dumpster at a fish bar.>Amazing. Great work Two. Your parents would be proud.
>>147140313>His lips were on her neck.>One leg raised and brought around his waist.>Shes biting her lip, making soft little pants and mewls as his mouth bites and nibbles at her check, pulsating in time with the beat from that song in the bar(Sturgill Simpson's "Sing Along").>Everythings going great, this is the cherry ontop of what has been a pretty great assignment. Shes got her arms looped around him, hes unzipped her parka, her breath is visible inbetween pants and...>... His is not...>This throws her off for a moment, which he doesn't seem to see as he rips her blouse open - revealing a sporting jet black and blue striped bra - as well as a silver crucifix her parents got her ages and ages ago.>He didn't seem to notice, and when his hand brushes against it his nibbling suddenly stops, and he recoils in pain.>Shes nearly dropped, but braces herself against the stone wall as she blinks, and looks down at his hand.>The human skin that he wore pulled away, revealing the smooth, pink fleshs beneath.>Thats when she looks up, into those eyes.>Those. Red. Eyes.>"... Shit!!">She dorpped to the floor, remembering her training as she ducks between her legs and reaches for the side-arm in her pocket-pistol as she slides behind him, bamboozling him.>A six-shot F.I.E. Titan in .25 Hollow Point.>The points themselves were silver, made from crosses melted down. While one wouldn't be enough to kill him, it would hurt like hell.>Seeing that she knew what he was, he turned around ready to punch her square in the face, only to be met with six rapid shots to the body: Four in the torso where the heart was, one in the neck, and one in the eye.>Haphazardly zipping up her parka, she reloaded as she ran into the Fish Bar.
>>147140424>When a small woman whose half dressed comes in shakeily and panting, asking where her "Boyfriend" was, you answer; he left with the Bimbos about twenty minutes ago, they went down by the beach.>Crap, thats where murders happen!>No time to think, she makes a mad dash out the back and runs to the DHORK Mobile about two hundred feet in a parking lot, jumping over cars and spin-kicking an old woman out of the way to get inside.>She has to hurry!>The Naginata(One calls it a "Naginta") with the silver and blessed blade, stamped with a cross on both sides, and the .45 loaded with silver hollow point and three reloads.>Sticking to the shadows and embracing her inner fucking ninja, she scales one of the buildings by way of gutters, and begins leaping from roof to roof, trying to beat the big guy who is no doubt trying to make his way to his friends as well.>Just in time too; One was full on under their siren spell, a soft lullaby the two played off back and forth with each other. They were even laying with him on the beach, where he doesn't seem AT ALL curious why hes the only one in a parka, whilst theyre still in swimsuits. At night. When its 45 outside.>Shoot first, Two, ask questions lady!>"HEY, PLASTIC!">She shouts as she charges forth, revolver raised.>One turned her head at the remark, and was about to say something before the back of her head exploded out, spinning around to show the left side of her head with a massive entry wound. >As she fell, her disguise broke, revealing the Succubus beneath.>After a moment of shock, the other bitch pulled a sword out from her cleavage, licked its tip, and charged to face Two.>From One's perspective, all drunk and hypnotized, all he saw were two hot chicks fighting with long, pointy things that made his dazed mind smile. Never the less, he could tell whose who to some degree, and cheered on his partner.
>>147140522>While a short fight, it was one One was beginning to lose. The bitch slammed the pommel against her hand that held the revolver, breaking it and making her drop it. >Two strokes with the pommel - one to the gut and the other to the chest, cracked a rib and sent her back into the sand.>While hurt, she was quick enough to raise the polearm and absorb the slam of the blade.>The shaft cracked, wood splintering as she Succubus giggled with a sinister grin. The Naginata wouldn't last under this strain, and once it broke, nothing would stop her from ripping One's guts out.>Unsure of what else to do, Two just screamed. She screamed her heart out - and that scream was enough to penetrate the lullaby that the two had sank into One's mind, breaking him out of that hypnotic daze.>However, he was still drunk, and had trouble coordinating himself. He could, however, pull out his own side-arm, a similar issue .25 pistol.>Thats when he began firing, a bit randomly at that. Missing with the first shot, the second, nearly hitting Two with the third and bouncing a shot from the Naginata with the fourth - a shot that incidentally hit the third Demon, who had now caught up to Two, in the other eye, blinding him with Holy Hollow-Point.>While ineffective, this was enough of a distraction that Two could make a grab with her broken hand, gritting her teeth through the pain as she quickly brought the barrel inbetween the Succubitch's eyes.>Click.>BAM!>Dead!>Exhausted, Two pushed that hot body off her and panted, exhausted, red in the face, bleeding from the nose and mouth.>One helped her to her feet and remembered that he kept his radio on hand, and called in for a Clean-Up Crew at their location.>Two will have words with One, but he was drunk, swayed by cute bimbos, and most importantly - kinda dumb. Plus, that sad puppy dog look on his face, how could she stay mad at tha->SLAP!>Slap, slap, slap, slap! She ought to break the shaft off in his ass!
>>147140604>The clean-up crew arrive within the hour, Two is patched up and given a cast whilst One is given an IV-Drip of Coffee.>The two Bimbos are classified as "Porn Actress Terrorists working for the Chinese" and the public is none the wiser.>One and Two head back to DHORK HQ, with One having to explain how he nearly got them both killed by filing a MOUNTAIN of Paperwork.>As for the Incubus, he managed to get away back to Hell.>Answering straight to Verosika herself, who had given him and his two friends simple instructions. >Why?>She doesn't ask why, she gives orders from the higher ups and they listen.>He will be punished for this, but for now, he's given two new eyes to fix the ones One and Two destroyed.>The Incubus vows that one day, he will make them both pay for what they did to him. Or his name isn't Bingles Longschlong.
>>147139870Imagine both of them bullying Moxxie>Loona throws her normal insults at him>Twoona calls his taste in the arts plebeian and sense of fashion tacky>Moxxie cannot decide which is worse
So, who would you rather see in a swimsuit, Loona, Two, or Chaz?
>>147140827If you're taking drawing requests: Two, we have plenty of Loona swimsuit art.
>>147140901Would she wear a... Two-Piece?
>>147140827Twoona, please.>Or at least Fem!Chaz
>>147136242>>147135702Thinking...Third alternative thing>Fight 2na as she is attempting to kill and replace Loona>Absolutely dumpster her provided you can bring yourself to hit something that looks like Her, otherwise Loona probably does it>May have said some unkind things like "you're not her!">Realize this is one of those robots with actual sapience>Feel like complete shit>She WOULD cry if she could>She's still alive, but in critical condition>What do?
>>147140827Loona
>>147140938Kek, that was terrible.>>147140948Wait, has it been Twoona as in Two-Na this whole time? I've been pronouncing the W.
>>147141094Yeah, "Two-na"
>Loona and Twoona: One Piece Swimsuits that are in opposite colors.>Two: Modest two piece that accentuates her ass.>Chaz: The Speedo from Regular Show.
>>147141200Bid for Twoona.
>>147141052I have to save her, it's not her fault she was made this way
>gay demon show>people only talk about how much they want to marry the girls
>>147141353Who do you have for the guys?>Gay Owl.>Gay Asshole.>Bottom Manwife.>Ultimate Giga Chad.It's hard to pick.
>>147141374I find it hilarious that the girl who gets the most thirst is consistently Loona and which guy gets the most thirst lately?Also Loona, but as a guy.
>>147141411Meanwhile on discord, a lesbian I know won't stop gushing about Adam.It's kinda weird.
>>147141374Yeah now that I thought about itall of the men are either already taken and/or completely deranged
>>147141457Hey buddy, that was last thread. We've moved on to Loona and her Robot clone, Twoona.
there's the gross post, see you next thread
>>147141419That is kinda weird. Is she a self inserter?>>147141420If I were gay I'd probably go for Vortex because he's the most normal guy in the show. Also pretty chill.I'm still really glad I'm not gay.
>>147141493Yes. Yes she is.
>>147141419Vaggie yearning for the old days?
>>147141411I just want to marry Loona and .make her happy and have a lot of beautiful children
>>147141501Well there you go. Penis envy.
>>147141511>"So, this make my ass look fat or what?">torn between saying 'no' and 'yes and thats a good thing'>"Awooga.">she glares at you like you're a retard>that was the wrong answer
Anons of the thread, you have to design a personal computer for the denizens of Hell, especially for the Sinners who probably don't have a lot of money. Design one that is round about $500 or less, and it needs the following: Disc Tray, modest graphics card, 500 gigs of onboard space, and 8 gigs of ram.
>>147141545It's hell, you're getting a commodore and you're gonna like it
>>147141545>$500 or less>modest graphics cardimpossible
>>147141553Commodore... Amiga?>>147141561A modest one to me is like, a 950~1050.
I need Fem!Chaz to cuddle with (you) after she has the realisation that she cares for something more than quick cash and fancy cars.
>>147141523I wouldn't deserve her then.
>Hello only gets shit.>Anon goes to Hell to get a brand new, sealed Commodore Amiga 1500 w/ Floppy Drive along with the games of Shadow of the Beast I, II, and III, Lemmings, Fire & Ice, Agony, and Paint Deluxe V.>Loona and Octavia ask why he wants this low end hot garbage anyway; they just wouldn't understand.
>>147141523>"Makes it look great, hon'."
>>147136604Loonafags... are strong
>>147136604these threads are basically just a smokescreen for hootgame discussion
>>147141957HH and HB have long been exercises in "how could this show have been done better"?
>>147142000repeating digits confirm truth
Could Chaz ever have been made to change his ways?
>>147141523>"So, this make my ass look fat or what?">"Loona, darling, listen. Your rear end is a work of fine art. It's like the Mona Lisa. The Loona Assa. No matter what frame it's placed in, it remains the the same glorious masterwork."
Last fix, for real.Loona, Twoona(?), Two, and Chaz.
>>147142393>already has sunglassesheh
>>147142447Heh.
>>147142338No. Demons are inherently irredeemable and evil
>>147142655Red Californians on the other hand...
>>147142655Lute...
>>147142686Is an angel, and correct.
>>147142708... and should spend less time on 4chan and more time cooking my dinner.
>>147142716She's a warrior, not a chef.She can't cook.Now, y'all had an angel that made some tasty grub - but where did she go?
>>147142725>y'all
>>147142393
God I really need to pinch Moxxie's cheeks
>>147142821Get off /co/, Millie.
>>147142740This is so damn adorable
If Loona fucks you and DOESN'T leave you covered in bites and scratches then did she really fuck you?
>>147143187Means you live to fuck another day.
>>147135257I love how I wrote this and the response was universally “I can (literally) fix her”.
>>147143589Poor thing's a victim in all this, of course I'm gonna try and fix her.Never count on loonafags doing otherwise.
>>147144160It’s still funny
>>147143589All she's ever known is grief, she deserves better.
>>147140061I can't imagine what locations all four could agree on. As long as they're all together, it doesn't matter.
>>147117725Hazbin sucks ass
>>147145939Oh yeah well, Helluva sucks dick
>>147119425While nice to know she's alive, I was hoping we could get something on Blitzo dad. Is he still alive?
>>147146134
>>147144750It is lol
>Anon tries to fix Twoona.>But he's not very good at it.> https://youtu.be/PKCnBRSd2ns?si=MQ-A4Y7YIQLmpPPF
>I see "waifus" are all the rage these days. Lets see if I can make that game more interesting~.
>>147147311>"No way, fag."
>>147147230Someone in anon's circle probably has a connection to a decent roboticist.
>>147147392Too bad, you're gonna see the Six Million Ruble Twoona.
>>147147230Kek
>>147147311Hot. I always wondered if the sins can fully shapeshift and swap their sex around and whatnot.
>>147147433>Le sex le Lucifer.>"Anon I'm pregnant!">Charlie has a new baby brother and anon must spend the rest of his life throwing off homo accusations when Lucifer turns back into a man.
>>147147367>"Haha anon. You're fucking my momdad".
>>147147405>roughly 58 grandLet's hope there's decent salvage in hell.
>>147147433Eh. I was more interested in a natural Lucy-fer, but I think it depends on which Sin you're dealing with. Really, I could only ever see Azzy/Belphegor doing it given they rule over Lust and Sloth. (Sex-toys and magic funtimes versus the medical sector).Of course overlords and royalty like the Goetia would have access to powers or resources should they decide they need them for whatever reason.>>147147497But this would be infinitely funnier.>Inb4 Lucifer is phoning up the Norse pantheon to tell Loki about this awesome prank he pulled.
>>147147511>She has her own theme song and can run in slow motion.>The whole world moves at normal speed anyway.
>>147147311
>>147147626A natural Lucyfer would be cute for sure, but then is Lilith a man? Would that mean Adam is a woman?Or did Lucy-fer seduce one of Adam's descendants? >Really, I could only ever see Azzy/Belphegor doing it given they rule over Lust and Sloth. (Sex-toys and magic funtimes versus the medical sector).Make sense to me. Some sins settle into one form while others are more likely to have fun with it. >Of course overlords and royalty like the Goetia would have access to powers or resources should they decide they need them for whatever reason.Yeah. I see Goetia having to at least learn actual spells for a lot of what they do while sins can just do it instinctually... but that's just headcanon, granted the grimoire existing backs it somewhat.>"You know Stella dear, it sounds like you could've solved EVERYTHING if you used that book of his to--">"DON'T SAY IT."
>>147147718>she can become a goat girl
>>147147765>THE MEN WHO STARE AT GOATS.
>>147147784>Stares at Belphagor like it's a staring contest.>She's asleep.
>>147147765>Anon
>>147147718>Gays are evil because of jokes>Now please listen to my TED-talk about how much I want to fuck animals.
>>147148004I assume he was just talking about the 'what if hell is... le good?" thing
>>147147392>"This is gonna be rather expensive-">Anon chucks several gold bars at the roboticist
>>147148296>"How did you even get these?">"My mentor has no concept of the value of money."
>>147148109
What sort of episode staring the DHORKS would you like to see?
>>147148585Investigating ayylmaos at a scifi convention, turns out to be more I.M.P. shenanigans with Loona cosplaying Lord Dominator.
>>147148681>Sci Fi Convention.>Loona in Cosplay(wearing latex at that).>The DHORKs in costume.
>>147148585>Due to the perspective switch, Anon is now in the antagonist role>Is he horrifying?
>>147148777>A living, corrupted human being with the powers of Hell itself, in league with the devil who has a Hellhound and Hellowl on his flanks, as well as a cadre of homicidal imps at his beck and call.Yeah, they'd be terrified
>>147148585The DHORKS' portal gains access to an alternate universe where the pilot is canon.The DHORKS begin sneaking into Hell to kidnap and study demons or a Goetic grimoire.A DHORKS agent dies and becomes a sinner.A sinner that is a former DHORKS agent hires IMP.
>>147148835>Multiverse.Eeeer... Nah.
>>147148820>all that hype>they finally run into him>he's sort of an idiot
Were there to be a third helluva series I hope it's about the dhorks going after demons and other x-files shit. Viv's universe really should've been a kitchen sink, but given she refused to make ghosts a thing (even if its just escaped sinners that can't fully manifest on Earth due to the supernatural barriers around hell/pride) I think it looks bleak.
>>147149030>Ghosts are Sinners that cannot fully manifest on Earth.I like that idea and now take it as canon. Also, X-Files shit would be great.Like you said she has an entire kitchen, but insists on making Gay Pie, when I want a sandwich. Where's my sandwich, Viv?
>>147148970>hypercompetent>extremely dangerous>but an idiot nonetheless
>>147149133>Max Int stat.>No wisdom.
>>147149220I thought it'd be max WIS, *severe* lack of INT
>>147149483He's academically intelligent but severely retarded everywhere else. High Encyclopedia, low Logic.
>>147149030I want a beach episode.
>>147149030I want Agent 2 to flash her massive tits by accident.
>>147149701Two doesn't have massive tits(not without magical help). She's got a great ass though.
If One dies he's 100% going to be a furry sinner.
>>147149735Hmm. >Anon is trying to cast a spell to make himself bigger, to break the cuffs they threw on him.>Two sees him casting spells and tries to interrupt him.>The two tussle and the spell isn't properly finished, and it hits her instead.>Embiggens and fattens her tits.
>>147149774>Anon gets smothered by Agent 2's basketballs after she tumbles to the floor from the sheer weight.
>>147149831>"Agent Two! Y-your tits, they're h-h-hu-">"FUCKING HEAVY! ONE, HELP ME UP DAMNIT I CAN BARELY STAND! AND GET A TRENCH COAT!"
>>147149831>"Hm, I'll have to figure out how to do this again later."
>Loona and Octavia, after rescuing Anon, question him as to why he has a Breast Expansion spell.>They don't listen to him when he says it wasn't meant to grow tits.
>>147149882>>147149831>Rescue team have to do the DHORKS gauntlet again only to face Agent 1 (in the Loona suit) and Agent 2 in an exoskeleton mech (because her tits are so bloody massive).>Plenty of size jokes back and forth between the ladies.>With hints of envy.>M&M split to take on the duo while Blitzo fucks off to delete system data and sabotage their armoury.>Meanwhile Loona, of course, charges forth to go and rescue (you).>Right as you manage to break the lock to your cuffs with a toothpick.>>147149986>>147149989>And then she asks if (you) had anything to do with Agent 2's debacle >Awkwardly say no before she slaps your face.>And then asks if you saved the spell.In reality they'd likely leave you to rot in the DHORKS cell, being the only human to have gone to Hell and survived.
>>147150005>In reality they'd likely leave you to rot in the DHORKS cell, being the only human to have gone to Hell and survived.If anon had cultivated relationships with the IMP crew, then they would've gone to help.>Until they can find a way to reduce her size naturally(Two does not want a reduction), she has to wear a DHORK-Issue Exoskeleton like what Reagan Ridley wears in Inside Inc.>She's very self conscious about her size, and wears things to hide the bust or pad it down.Question is, how big should she be?I'm thinking head sized, and heavy.
>>147150083>SizeYeah. That's perfect.>Cultivating relationships with I.M.PBe honest, would you? Or would you run back to your bad habits(if any) and isolate?
>>147150118I would at least try and befriend Moxxie since I feel he and I would have a lot in common, which leads to befriending Millie. I wouldn't really want to be friends with Blitzo but, better than being on his bad side. Don't think I could be friends with Loona, but I could at least be neutral with her.>Heavy, head size tiddies.Yes.
>>147150118I mean, the scenario is about Anon in hootgame, he's already close with them.
>>147150175Loses alot of the impact if (you) don't put in the work, desu.Then again, it is hootgame. Not IMPgame. The focus is on Octavia/Loona.>>147150169Fair deuce. >Befriending Moxxie gets you good points in Millie's book.That reminds me. Given how much Millie has been shafted in character dev and personality, what do you think she actually does outside of her husband/IMP?
>>147150005>>And then she asks if (you) had anything to do with Agent 2's debacle>>Awkwardly say no before she slaps your face.>>And then asks if you saved the spell.Task failed successfully?
>>147150278I just figured that by the time Anon knows magic and is tangling with the DHORKS he's already been with the crew for a while.
>>147150378Yeah, that's the logical path. I was just musing out loud about how things would go if IMP wanted to keep out of it for whatever reason.>>147150354It's purely for pranking purposes.>And maybe sexy times
>>147150435>Anon can grow or shrink Loona's chest as she wants him too.>Two, meanwhile, is stuck with the massive mammaries for a while.
>>147150450>Anon in a fight with One and Two>reverts Two back to normal to throw her off balance>for some reason One is now fighting way harder
>>147150515>There's magic being thrown left and right. Wild magic.>Anon shrank to thumb size so he can hide in One's pants like an ant.>One where he blasts out a fireball from his nose.>Gender reversal for One and Two.>Race reversal too.>Fight ends with Two still massively stacked and Anon getting away.>"Oh c'mon, AT LEAST MAKE THEM NORMAL AGAIN!" Screams Two to the fleeing Anon.>"Thank you Jesus!" Praises One, before he's smacked with a Pole-Arm.
>>147150554>Gender reversal>And Embiggening
>>147150554>every encounter ends leaving Two with the rack>eventually she picks fights with Anon in hopes she randomly ends up normal
>>147150858>Anon goes out of his way to make sure that doesn't happen.>This makes the fights against Two much more dangerous, as she begins armoring and weaponizing the exoskeleton.>Eventually theres a fight where she ends up looking like pic related.>Instead of a sword, its a Japanese Kanabo.
>>147150926>if he ends up putting Two back to normal the recurring fights with her end>and recurring fights with an enraged One begin
>>147151143>He must avenge the Twins.
>>147151166>At one point, he zaps One and turns him into a rather cute if slim dame.>Until their next encounter, One has to learn to live like a lady - and Two begins questioning her sexuality.>Two still has massive stripper titties.
It's interesting how Loona seems more literate than Blitzo despite growing up in a hell pound, which would seem to imply they have some form of schooling.
>>147151246you must remember that blitzo is just a dipshit
>>147151294Well yeah. But Loona would have had to learn to read somewhere, and if not the pound then where?
>>147151304>>147151246Maybe she had the beginnings of a normal life, before something happened to her parents?
>>147151331Possible. Will we ever know?
>>147151228>Anon only uses spells like that to fight One and Two because it's funny, not because it's effective
>>147151335It wouldn't surprise me in the least to see in the episodes where Loona helps Octavia reconcile with her dad that she goes over her own past.
>>147151357>The first time was by accident and a result of panic, but after? Sheer rofl material.>Doesn't use the Race-Changing spell very often because Two and a few other black agents gave him a funny look when he changed One.>"... So does this mean I can say-">"NO!" Two, and everyone but the Hellborn.
>>147148820>>147148970>>147149133>Warlock/HootAnon is just Dr Orpheus from Venture Bros
>>147151473>Anon comes out of the bathroom.>"Beware.... I had TACO HELL FOR LUNCH!"
Just for reference, Anon is still green with a question mark for eyes, right?
>>147151612I figured he's either blank or flat-out white like in snootgame/wani
>>147151663I've never even seen Snootgame or Wani, so I don't really know how he looks. Also, I'm putting him in Wizard Robes.
>>147151689Wani and Snoot protags, respectively.
>>147151731Nice. Danke.
>>147151731they get one facial feature at a time if needed
>>147147626>AzzyYou'd think someone like Viv would be happy to have succubi/incubi be the same creature flipping back and forth, since thats how they are in folklore. Collect semen as succubi and impregnate women with it as incubi.Really good excuse if someone's kid comes out looking a little too much like that guy two houses over.
Thinking... Boss fights...Vox would be funSmashing through his tower while he controls everything, watching and taunting on every screen likr he's SHODAN Gradually losing composure has you close the gapMammon, uhhhhhI dunno, something in a giant factory?
>>147151801>Doesn't have a health meter but a budget.
>>147151810>Literally burning his assets weakens him significantly
>>147151801it depends on how far you want to scale anon power-wise
>>147151810That feels more like Mammon
Verosika is hot, can we post her?
>>147151846I like to believe in the power of [Human Potential]Of course the climb is a severe uphill battle, but eventually possible and satisfying all the sameSo he'd start at the absolute bottom, but the rest of the ranks are there to climbFun!
>>147151869Well technically I did.
>>147151801>[Vox] LOOK AT YOU... BITCH!>PANTING AND SQUIRMING AS YOU RUN THROUGH MY TOWER.
>>147151875On a deeper level, coming far enough would actually vindicate Lucifer, showing that his initial faith in humanity millennia ago wasn't a complete fucking waste
>Anon's boss fight with Mammon starts.>He's not a fighter, and instead sends his army of robots after Anon.>During the battle, his healthbar doesn't even show up.>When it seems like hes about to get Anon, Anon stumbles and knocks into his 150" Curved 3D TV, which falls over with a loud smash.>Thats when Mammon finally shows some emotion other than gleeful joy, telling you to watch where ya going ya fackin' cunt.>A bar suddenly appears.>ASSETS: 1,000,000,000/999,80,000
>>147151755Sure, but I don't think the succubi/incubi make a habit of it *unless* the target of their schemes is into that or there's not enough of either them to go around.Really, you can come up with a reason for anyone doing it since it's Hell magic. You ain't gotta explain shit.>>147151869Go for it.
Whoops.It was a Misinput, MISINPUT!
>>147152518>Woody_Laugh.mp4Nice, thanks drawfag.
>>147152518drawfren continues to be the most based man on the board
>>147152518Stellar work, me boy.>Now we need a Genderbent Agent 1>With the same problem
I dont watch this show but what does Verosika even do? Just be the hot ex to blitzo? Meanwhile blitzo is being a fag with stolas?
>>147152744Basically.
>>147152744Fapbait with a great voice.
>>147151913>"(Why does he say bitch so much...?)">>147151984>Anon's face when
>>147151984>>147152833>Break all of Mammon's shit until his Assets bar is drained.>Fight ends with him being unable to buy more robots, guns and fancy foods etc>Complains that he's broke and flips you off before declaring bankruptcy and has to sell his Mammon Mobile to pay the bills.
>>147151913>Anon's main reason for wanting to off Vox is "I hate seeing this guy everywhere, I think he SUCKS"
>>147152870>Only when his Asset Bar is drained and he's left with a broken house, and crying like a bitch, can Anon finally hit him.>Slap.>Rematch fight down the way has him in a barrel.
>>147152961>A fish barrel
>>147153056>hit him and a fish flops out
What if Loona was a cat?
>>147153490Then you could scratch her lower back and she'd put her ass in the air. >super temperamental and easy to set off>incredibly sweet once you learn how to handle herShe basically acts like a cat already.
>>147153529If Loona was a cat, I think I'd be more of a fan. i think.
>>147117725Him dying and Blitzo getting serious with Stolas has basically killed off any chance of cuckshit happening. He served his purpose, not every character needs to stick around.
>>147150435>>And maybe sexy timesAnon burying his face in big fluffy Loona tiddies
>>147146722It never ceases to piss me off how that episode progressed after the circus.>What happened to Buckzo?>What happened to all of the Goetia valuables?>What was Paimon's reaction to being robbed and was Stolas punished for it?Unless that last question ends up being the opening flashback for next season and ends up being the reason why Stolas finds Blitzo insufferable in spite of his love for him, then what was even the point of having Blitzo help his father rob one of the most powerful factions in hell blind?
If I ever end up in Vivzie's hell I'm going to find I.M.P. so I can call Blitzo mentally retarded.
>>147153891Millie is so hot.
>>147154196>"WOAH! Woah! *Not* sensitive language, pinkskin. Especially when Moxxie's sitting right there.">"Hey!"
>>147154196>The Hazbin Hotel\Helluva Boss Hell is the actual Afterlife.>Hellhounds, Imps, seven rings, heaven, all of it.Alright, whose gonna be the Postal Dude of this place?
>>147154311Not me, I'll be too busy visiting hellhound brothels and requesting their softest hellhound women for cuddle sessions.
>>147154311>mfw I have to go to Red LA when I die.>Good chance I get mugged and murdered, or swallowed up by some ring-themed gang in Pride.>mfw can never go to the other rings ever for a while because Satan said "fuck you".>mfw most likely going to see Fagzo and Stol-his-dignity at some point.
He was a real fag.
If I ever end up in Vivzie's hell I'm going to find I.M.P. so I can plap Blitzo
>>147154848Get off /co/, Viv.
>>147154835He died as he lived
>>147154884Craving male buttholes?
>>147154915Exactimundo
Know what? Skibidi Toilet won.
He's so cute despite being the main reason his show sucks
>>147155006yeah he should've been a girl character instead
>>147155062Based.
I didnt even know we had a viziepop thread for days. Please refrain from not having bright reds blacks nor sparkledons in the OP picture please and thank you.
>>147155006I don't think Blitzo is the reason it sucks. I place the blame on Stolas more than anything, Blitzo at least occasionally delivers on the "demon hitman" concept and despite being obnoxious, does have a few good jokes and can be funny. His relationship to Stolas and that whole thing is the reason the show sucks. He's at his best when he's just being a retarded scumbag boss interacting with his staff.
The only issue I have with FemBlitzo (Blitza?) is she'd probably be voiced by Viv. Or worse, Brandon still.Dr. Girlfriend only worked because of Doc Hammer and it being a chain smoking joke.
>Decide to do something nice and maybe hopefully get on Blitzo's good side, for Loona>"I mean... you gotta be doing SOMETHING right. You adopted her, didn't you?"
>>147155485I wonder if you could ever get Blitzo to approve of (you), I bet every time you raise Loona's affinity his goes down.
>Twoona sleeps in the bedroom with (you) and Loona>she even has her own little doggy bed>its a wireless charger
>>147155624Imagine... lifting Loona and Twoona at the same time...
>>147155592I imagine it goes up eventually, he's very stubborn.
>>147152518Fucking BASEDNow do it to Loona and/or Tav
>dedicated artfag itt nowThere aint enough stolasxblitzo fanslop to top this.
It's out btwhttps://mega.nz/folder/5aVRAQbT#Dmo0b3tIIiDW3L7EXoysgAhttps://files.catbox.moe/hxzbjn.mp4
>>147155634>Anon trained STR so he can lift his gf>now he has to train more to be able to lift her and her robot clone>it also lets him crush skulls like grapes>but the first part is more important
>>147155624>There’s a panel on the back of her neck that slides up, revealing a cable that she extends and plugs into the outlet.>Sometimes this means she has to sleep on the floor>Sometimes she gets to sleep in the bed but has to play the big spoon>To Loona or to you
>>147157435at some point she needs her own bedroom, she's her own person
>>147157449The image I had in mind is that this is when they’re traveling
>>147157540>Ah yes. Me, my girlfriend, and her six million ruble robot clone.
>>147156763Not bad
>>147157435>Anon sandwiched between two LoonasImagine how unbearably warm it would be
>>147156763Noice
If we're gonna keep Twoona, should she have Loona's voice, or because of damage to the voice box should it be lower?
>>147157770>Pre-Decoy Twoona: Perfectly normal voice with slight robotic mask.>After successful decoy: Scratchy and broken, like the female voice from The Master.>After repair: Deeper, by her own request. Occasionally scratchy, occasionally cracks during moments of anxiety and stress.
>>147157770twoona feels a bit gimmicky to me
>>147157818Because robots are kinda gimmicky and Robot Fizz was mostly used to antagonist Blitzo?
>>147157371>Anon begins training his STR stat.>Character model begins to steadily grow larger.>With an increase to STR, intimidation, halflight, pain endurance, and authority checks grow.>Electrochemical goes off and suggests steroids.
>>147155592>As Loona's affinity goes up, Blitzo's goes down.>When you max out Loona's you have to survive a few assassination attempts from Blitzo before his can start going up.
>>147157910>They start off quite silly.>Big red x on the floor with a piano held precarious above it.>A painted wall that looks like a tunnel(that you can drive down, but Blitzo can't).>After the third attempt and you actually notice, he becomes 100% professional.>Not quips, no jokes or even swearing. Long range shots now and again.
>>147154868Why? It's so clammy and STD ridden. Get yourself a hot young Imp babe.
>>147158020>random quick time events while Anon does other things>if you miss one you get shot>eventually Loona has to intervene
>>147158060>In the shower with a knife.>Trying to shop for groceries.>Having intimate moments with Loona(she wants to go wild tonight, and has him do missionary, the Hell equivalent to Doggy Style).>Gotta QTE him every time.
>>147158139>>(she wants to go wild tonight, and has him do missionary, the Hell equivalent to Doggy Style)>this knowledge somehow leaks>Anon gets a reputation as a freak in bed>he actually just likes kissy, handholding, loving sex
>>147158241>For Octavia, assuming she is "Asexual", Anons gotta work very, very hard and long in order to crack that egg - no pun intended. >When he does, it's the most passionate, mind and heart-melting sex he's ever had.
Oh boy, I hope the next thread is DHORK themed!
>>147158380Octavia’s asexuality likely stems from finding sex gross due to how openly horny her dad is for Blitzo- if you heard your dad graphically describe being fucked in the ass you’d probably swear off sex too
>>147158415Damn right. No way I'd want my Bird CLOWAKA stuffed(or bird dick stuffing) with someone else.
>>147158404>Thread so big Agent 2's tits can't contain it.
>>147158503>"ONE! OOOOONE!">"What what?">"These... FREAKS on a Mongolian Basket Weaving forum are talking about my tits!">"Huh, how'd they know you got zapped with some fat melons?"> >:/
Welp, see you all next time!
