Where DOOM and Storm share dinner together (again).Comics in this thread:>Exceptional X-Men #5>Laura Kinney: Wolverine #2>Storm #4
Bump if you're reading.
But first, a flashback to Fall of X, because Brevoort is still asshurt about the X-Men killing Orchis mooks.
Hate when that happens.
Look, it's Yukio! You remember Yukio, yes?
But Barrington left Orchis at the end Sabretooth & the Exiles and...Jun Wei? Really?
>"I quit!"We know, we all saw the cover.
We'll be seeing more of that app soon.
Oh no, don't do that.
And she's back in the team.
>>147134847Professor(not actually a professor) Pryde is a jerk!
Sending DNA to a company to get yoga moves and fashion tips? Nothing sinister happening here...
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And now for Laura Kinney: Wolverine.
Last issue was pretty much a complete adventure set in Dubai, along with setting up a plot that the comic will return to in the future.But since this comic is written by Erica Schultz (and because this was going to happen sooner or later), here's Elektra (currently the other Daredevil)!
Why is this book full of angry women yelling at each other
>>147134929kitty stirrup feet sex
>>147134929Kitty feet
>"That's Anthony...he's a friend of Logan's from a million years ago."Is he meant to be this guy?>https://marvel.fandom.com/wiki/Bomb_(Anthony)_(Earth-616)
So they're going to have him blow up a rally and then put the blame on the mutants?
>>147134907cute PJs
In last issue you healed your eyes back faster than what it took Logan in UXM, why is your healing factor suddenly slow now?
I hate Laura as wolverine so much
>"Stay away from the protest. Or I'm calling Logan to come and take your ass home."He's not that kind of a dad.
Huh, he's right over there. Well this should be easy then.
Oh come on.
Well, there goes that rally.
And now for Storm.
Last issue, Storm met up with Rogue's X-Men and broke a lot of people by hooking up with Wolverine.This issue, she's going to have dinner with DOOM, as the X-Office begins to prepare for One World Under Doom.
>>147135060Starting to think Laura has a crush on Peter
Rate her dress (technically this is Rogue's dress, but you get the point)
>>147135148Sex>>147135154Sex/10
>>147134929Feeta
>"To harm the mutant race is to declare war against Doom."Let's see how many of the comics that are going to published during this event that are going to remember that.
Wait why are you killing your chef?
>"You did not find my pastry chef's creation appetizing even though it was tailor made for mutant taste buds."Oh, okay then.
Storm is KILLCause of death: couldn't hold up a pact.
Well, I guess the comic is over now. No Storm, no Storm ongoing.
>>1471351546/10, not really my style. Seems like a hassle to move in.
Just kidding, we're not done yet.
Suddenly, Eternity (again)
Storm is LIVE
Next week: Uncanny X-Men #9, Hellverine #2, Phoenix #7, Mystique #4.And that's it! If you liked these, support your LCS or whatever.
>>147135255Is that how Storm's hair will work in the future?
>>147134789To be fair these low level looks are exactly the kinds of bigots that the X-Men would normally still save, after maybe calling them a slur.
>>147135396One of the goons she executed WAS previously saved by the X-Men. they brought it up while begging to live.
>>147134803She put a broom stick through their fucking arm!
>>147134900Shit man, I can be like this.
>>147135224How did the fractured skull happen?
>>147134915>>147134929Feet
>>147135209But... but what about the memes about Doom worshipping Storm?
>>147135271Lightning but now with Spears>>147135288I wonder how this Oblivion fight is gonna work. Despite the build up and hyping from the writer it seems to just be a one chapter deal.
>>147135271ENTER STORM FORMA DE INFINITA
>>147135077>>147135089>>147135094Well Debra Whitney is fucking dead.
>>147134789Kitty did nothing wrong by killing Orchis. I'm tired of writers (and editorial?) pretending it wasn't justified.>>147134847Thao is the sort of character who turns evil because their silly black and white morality can't deal with the harshness of reality.
>>147134775This is some grotesque art.
>>147134837>>147134847This is my first time reading this series, why is the blue faggot looking creature a green faggot looking creature on the second page?
>>147134847Doesn't have the same sting as "Kitty is a jerk!" but it'll do.
>>147136145He changes colors.
>>147135105>>147134950>>147134775Why is most of the x-men relaunch written by, for and about women? Genuinely asking, not trolling.
>>147136177So he’s like a mutie mood ring? An extremely gay looking mutie mood ring?
>>147134888>it's just, it really really hurt watching your hand going whizz through the air not entering contact with anything!>I know, I know. Perhaps some lesbian buttsmothering will make you feel better cousin?
The art in all three of these is an absolute eyesore. Obviously the writing is poopeepoo but why not at least get better artists to hide that fact?
>>147136202Yes. Mood ring is the best way to describe his abilities.
>>147135214>Cause of death: couldn't hold up a pact.she IS a mugga.
>>147134999PMS
>>147135031Shouldn't have retracted the claws, that would give you leverage.
>>147135077Uhhh... why would someone that far up in the hierarchy be stuck in ground zero doing gruntwork and possibly getting caught up in the blast? Why would a mutant hater let a filthy mugga hitch a ride with him on a motorcycle? And where's the money?
>>147136441When you put it like that, sounds more like a mystery than a mistake. Maybe if only one of those was brought up.
>>147135271so how long till this is an alt costume in rivels then?
>>147134794Why is she 80 here?
>>147134957It's written by a woman for women who like YA.
>>147135094And the neighbourhood.and the other neighbourhoods.>>147135172Bratty Storm she needs correction>>147135201Doom mistook Storm's cringe from his greekocentric methaphor for a flaw in his dish.>>147135575Don't trust that Greega, he killed his first and true love for more power. Everything he has, he's willing to trade, for a little more.
>>147136057The goons surrendered. Executing them was a war crime.
>>147136145He's a faggot, he's gonna do all the rainbow.
>>147134775>I quit!Bitch, I don't even know who you are.
>>147134775This run is so much faggotry that even Bobby feels straight.
>tfw every x-men ongoing currently fucking sucks, except maybe the cable one.
>>147136687Ikr? They want it to be such an impact, and all I think is "I don't care, you shouldn't even be here!"This relaunch is trying hard to force new kids down our throats as if any young kid is reading comics. I don't caaaaareee, give me classic mutants.
>>147136763Didn't that one already have someone girlbossing Cable?
>>147134957
>>147136763The only one that sucks is X-Factor and maybe Sentinels (last issue will make or break it)
>>147136983All three of the comics ITT are dreadful anon
>>147136467No wait I'm retarded. The money guy and Humanity First highup is the seller.
>>147134775ful art, mediocre pencil and pathetic inks>>147135271With Kevin Feige, all female mutants will always hide their skin
The biggest flaw in this run is that it's an absolute bore. At least in Uncanny, you had Rogue, Gambit, and Logan facing a dragon. Adjectiveless jumped quickly into action in number two I think, and some interesting mystery to solve that was set up. Both Force and Factor started with their respective missions.Nothing happens here. Nothing. It's number five and it's still setting up the plot.
>it's a storm get some powerup épisode because god forbid she's not the strongest mutant or female mutant around. That's literally the only reason we had these 4 issues with this fake death business.
>>147134847Professor Pryde is a JERK! *dramatic exit*
>>147134957It’s a gay thing you faggot.
>>147135094This has to be a fake out.
>>147136190Brevoort polled comic store owners what X-Characters brought hype to customersTurns out, majority of those characters with the highest votes were women and that's why there are more solos with women
>>147134781thanks anon.
Just to inform OP that Rogue Savage Land is out
>>147136090>This is some grotesque art.>>147137125the art is even worse because Marvel, managed by people who don't understand comics, fired 90% of the inkers and now pencillers who have no technique and talent are making inks and the result is being disastrous>>147136595Disney put Marvel in the hands of women without the slightest talent to write like Star Wars
>>147134789I'm glad they are least addressed it
>>147135826Who?
>>147138984>NostalgiabaitNo
>>147135271I always felt like Storm needed a power up. She has been written so week lately.
>>147138319>>147134916That's Professor K you demeritive dimwitts
>>147138721Yeah, but those women aren't interested on hero stuff, but in female characters doing female stuff.
>>147138984Not yet in digital, though.
>>147134789What do you guys think Kitty thinks about foreskin?
>>147135060They got her eye color right
How exploded will Laura be next issue?
>>147135070Why did she go from angry to horny?
>>147139836From skeleton regeneration level.
>>147136057>Thao is the sort of character who turns evil because their silly black and white morality can't deal with the harshness of reality.Well said king
>>147134775In the first plane, the artist draw a woman with a masculine body, in the last plane, 2 gays and Emma, who should be the star of this book, is hidden and almost without curves, this is Marvel comics from the Disney era
>>147140234Emma's just the sassy bitch whose here to amuse herself and course correct Kitty by exploiting negative feelings about her.
>>147140193This Laura has all the experience but hasn't jumped on a stick yet, This Laura is pent up
>>147135036These two feel like the exact same character now, except Laura says the word mutant more
>>147139748I'm sure Colossus had his and she almost married him. She doesn't mind.
>>147140234Third gay of the book is missing.
>>147138984So are the Polaris crazy fans I've heard about but never met expecting anything explaining the relationship between Lorna and Zala?
>>147140933No. The whole Rogue in the Savage Land mini is just fan service central and he book
>>147135154Wait, so she got out of the tub, put on stockings and garters, all so she could change into a dress without stockings? May need to be walked through this process. You know, with tons of visuals on the entire process.
>>147135162Got to love Doom, always sitting like he's the king pimp daddy he knows he truly is.
>>147135209>many poweful governments have begun to scockpile omega-level mutants like they were nuclear weaponsWhy not? Krakoa did.
>>147142573I keep saying this would be the realistic situation in our reality. And you get to jail if you criticise the mutants for hate speech.
>>147142532Don't think much about it. The way in which she got that dress is also ridiculous.
>>147134847>NOOOO DON'T SAY THE M WORD
>>147142699Mutie?
>>147142532She thought it too slutty to go with garterblets. Lewder than regular hose due to the little string with buckle that hints to the panty area.
>>147138721>Brevoort polled comic store owners what X-Characters brought hype to customersSource?>Turns out, majority of those characters with the highest votes were womenI doubt that.
>>147138984Nobody cares tim, you insufferable faggot
>>147134989>Humanity FirstLooking into it, these are Spider-Girl (Mayday) villains.
>>147134929Holy shit, my little sister has that exact same Squishmallow wall display. Nice touch. I think this comic is one of the few recent comics I've read that actually understands what present day teens act like/talk like/dress like/are interested in.
>>147135041i want bread now gdi
>>147135048we back to censoring "ass" now??
>>147140193Elektra has that effect on people.
>>147135194lmao doom playing the minority card "I too am a minority, you can trust me"
>>147139453you say this after krakoa WHY?
>>147135154The green isn't her best color but she doesn't look bad at all. Never been a huge fan of those kinds of overly poofy sleeves but she makes it work.
>>147135263god this art is gorgeous
>>147137867If you're speaking about Exceptional...THAT'S THE POINT. It's meant to be more of a slice-of-life title!!
>>147143441they're baiting retard
>>147143391First you'd have to drawn one in this comic!
>>147142689The writing on the bag was a bit much, but maybe Jumbo Carnation is very accommodating? I assume this is some of his finery, unless Remy stole it off the back of a designer clothing truck.
>>147138086I assume this is so she can be The Key to winning when Doom takes over the Earth.
>>147143359Anon, have you checked your sister for a tail recently?
>>147142678>And you get to jail if you criticise the mutants for hate speech.Reminds me how the Storm comic opens when her admitting a mutant's power activation lead to a catastrophe which caused not only the citizens to turn on her in disgust but also her fellow mutants for admitting a mutant was to blame. Because somehow everyone forgot that that sometimes when people gain powers it activates in an awful way and people suffer. It's not even just a mutant thing.I swear you'd think all the times they've been reality warped and bad touch telepathed that everyone on Earth 616 has brain damage.
>>147143831She's a ginger, so I guess she technically is a mutant when you think about it.
>>147143937Daywalker or not?
read bump
>>147143956When everyone is a Daywalker no one shall be a Daywalker!
>>147143446Honestly speaking, that dress is terrible. It would have been better if Rogue took her shopping. There are no stores in New Orleans?
>>147139453>Character who kept getting "feats" moment and who her past writer kept having her brag about being omega as if she's the only one in that category needed a power up.Stormfags really are just mentally ill powerlevelfags. That shit will probably not even stick and wont be brought up outside of this run.
>>147143489...why?
>>147144701When a character gets boring and the writer doesn't know what to do with them, they got a power upgrade.
>>147144672Blood Hunt was pretty boring, but it does underscore the absurdity of mutants in general. People are worried about mutants, still and despite having seen where mutant hate leads (again), and are now worried about some silly mutant plague where people catch mutations. Meanwhile goddamn motherfucking vampires were ice skating uphill during eternal night, chowing down on people, and turning people into vampires left and right - and now they're all allowed to walk under the sun! No Dark Dimension shenanigans need apply! Somehow everyone in Marvel is like, "Fuck it, that was last Tuesday, let's see what's new in mutie bashing!"
Other x-men storytime:>>147144049
>>147135186Between the time he was fucking Mogan lefay, Selene, Valaria and Jesus while doing all his other shit with his Time Platform Doom got the recipie.He is damn good at using a time machine.
>>147135271>>147135263Correct me if i am wrong but Eternity wouldn't be something Doom was intimidated by right? Doom has been Capital G' God before, more than once. Doom would not hesitate to face him down.
>>147145235She's not going to fight Doom, she's going to fuck off next issue to fight Oblivion and then be teleported back to earth for the events of One World Under Doom #1 to take placeOr at least that's what I think is going to happen
In other news Karma is joining the Tiger Division which is now one of pro-Doom teams and they'll be fighting a resistance in Japan led by Sunfirehttps://aiptcomics.com/2025/01/14/exclusive-marvel-first-look-dooms-division-2/
>>147145432Isn't Karma just R34 forge?
>>147142532It's baffling yes but we got a shot of Storm in stockings and garters so I'm not gonna complain
>>147145510No, Karma is a telepath and Forge is an inventor who can make anythingOnly similarity they have is the prosthetic leg, but Karma got hers from losing a leg in Second Coming and Forge made one after losing his in 'Nam
>>147143777>unless Remy stole it off the back of a designer clothing truckGod give me hillbilly royalty Gambit and Rouge instead of whatever the fuck Simone is writing
>>147144758It's more that writers are lazy and averse to change. Nobody wants to touch bloodhunt while everyone (who writes) wants to self insert as mutants
>>147145510No she has illusion powers don't let the metal leg fool you
>>147145432I thought Sunfire renounced his Japanese nationalism
>>147145605Rogue was raised by Mistique in DC or NY I think, she's not much a hillbilly.Gambit, otoh, was playing in the swamps of Louisiana all his life. He's a sophisticated redneck, but a redneck at heart and I hate when people forget that.
>>147145510What?
>>147144758I don't think vampires are socially accepted. Just too rare to notice.
>>147136952Not the same anon here. Yeah, the modern Marvel way is. Buy a male book and gain a girlboss.
>>147134823Who was Jun Wei again
>>147138721>Brevoort polled comic store ownersNo he didn’t.>Turns out, majority of those characters with the highest votes were women Now they don’t >that's why there are more solos with womenEven if any of that were true, and none of it is, it doesn’t explain why they’re written BY women and FOR women.
>>147148549Because most the girl books have been written by girls for the last decade.
>>147145632No? Karma has possession powersDani is illusions and low level empathyAdd them together and you've almost got a full Emma tier telepath.
Ah, the thread is still up. Anyways, did you know that this year is the 50th anniversary of Giant-Size X-Men #1?>It’s Storm's 50th anniversary, and the iconic X-Man has never been more electrifying! Over the last year, she’s joined the Avengers and launched a new solo series, and later this month, her legacy will be celebrated by all-star creators in STORM: LIFEDREAM.>This April, the character's mighty new era will reach another peak in STORM #7. The upcoming issue of Murewa Ayodele and Lucas Werneck's acclaimed ongoing series will mark Storm’s milestone by assembling the THUNDER GODS! The elements will rage as Storm’s own divine skills are put to the test in a breathtaking battle. The issue will be drawn by guest artist Luciano Vecchio, who used his Omega-Level talent to craft new designs worthy of these legendary deities.
>SERPENTS, SALAMANDERS AND STORM GODS – 50TH ANNIVERSARY ISSUE! Fifty years ago, Ororo Munroe made her debut in GIANT SIZE X-MEN (1975) #1 – thundering her way into our hearts! On this day, in her very own solo series, she will host a mix of debuts, reinventions and guest appearances of FIVE legendary thunder gods: THOR, CHAAC, SANGO, MAMARAGAN and SUSANOO! But first, a mission to Brazil goes horribly wrong. How much more can our hero endure?
"Creative giants, Len Wein and Dave Cockrum, changed the Marvel and mutant landscape with GIANT SIZE X-MEN #1. This year, we’ll do the same with STORM #7," Ayodele promises. "Bold words, I know. But that’s because I’ve read the illustrated issue."For the past five decades of publication, Storm has been an X-Man, Wakandan, Fantastic Four member, Avenger, and so much more. As she steps into this new phase of her life, her role morphs into becoming one with the Marvel Universe as she faces soul-crushing, cosmic labors to protect all we hold dear. But first, a brutal brawl with thunder deities from powerful pantheons."
"I approached the Thunder Gods designs in a two-steps process," Vecchio explained. "First, by designing each God based on Murewa’s description and inspiration references, and reflecting the culture and real-world iconography each belongs to."But this is the Marvel Universe, so the second stage was injecting some Kirby-like fantasy vibes, and incorporating design elements from the original Thor and Storm designs for a cohesive feel while keeping individuality. The goal is to make sure that, keeping the Marvel tradition, these are versions of the Thunder Gods that can only exist in the Marvel Universe.""I feel we’re assisting to a Storm renaissance, and I’m honored to join the dream team behind the series for these special issues," Vecchio added. "Working with Murewa’s script is a delight, and I love reconnecting with Ororo after drawing her in RESURRECTION OF MAGNETO."
>Check out Mateus Manhanini’s main cover, variant covers by Gerald Parel and Marguerite Sauvage, and Vecchio’s new Thunder Gods designs. Stay tuned for more news about STORM in the weeks ahead and preorder the series at your local comic shop today! https://www.marvel.com/articles/comics/storm-7-50th-anniversary-new-thunder-gods-thorWonder if the other X-Books will celebrate 50th anniversary of Giant-Size X-Men #1, like Weapon X-Men #3 doing one for Thunderbird or something.
>>147139638Storm at least seems to be genuinely successful
>>147149065why do the Storm and Phoiniex books feel like Breevort wanted to turn them into Thor?
>>147149048They're gonna make it all about Storm, right?
>>147145432Karma should be more popular.
>>147144711Because people wanted one.
>>147147317I mean they were everywhere during the dumbass blood hunt, and we see that there are still victims they've turned, including Miles. Now they can just slink around during the day, too, and continue to prey on people.I guess the difference is Dracula has them back under his bat wing? Supposedly? Not that this whole shitshow didn't go down when he was supposedly the boss, though.
>>147145592It's not 'nam anymore, it's a makebelieve gestalt of Asiatic tropes and styles all shoved in an industrial blender. Their brilliant solution to the sliding timescale.
>>147149065>you will never be a SusandoIt hurts so much!
>>147150643You seem to be overstating the presence of vampires here. Even if everyone lives in terror of them, they are undetectable to common humans.
>>147150890I don't know, Marvel vampires come on in kinds of different forms, from normie with fangs to Morbin' to Mighty Morbin'. I don't know if they do the Buffy/Angel thing with the face. They also don't tend to be very subtle, especially when recently turned. The new blood cravings can kick them into junkie mod pretty quick.
>>147149268To be fair, Storm's perhaps the most popular mutant.
>>147151550After Wolverine, that is lmao
>>147150683After her Rivals debut EVERYONE wants to be Susan Storm.
>>147146388Rogue spent her childhood in the south, Mystique didn't take her in until after she developed her powers
>>147149065Buncha JRPG/MOBA rejects, they make Thor look positively normalMaybe they'll let Thor wear some of his flashier costumes like the Simonson armor or the JMS capacitor tunic
>>147154102that looks like ass
>>147135060>black lipstick>leather pants>spaghett strap shirtvery "buffy", I like it
>>147135094yeah that didn't actually happen. hallucination/dream/etc/etc
>>147154851>Shitting on the Simonson armorFucking tasteless Philistine
