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While visionary, I'm not sure the world is ready for six boobs
To quote a certain Bad Fur Day>It's context sensitive
An actual genuine question
>>150034450Its gooning time?
>>150034450Boku no Hero Academia and Boku no Pico have similar names too.
>>150034533Should have included the part where the Misogynist protagonist is turned into a girl and forced to fight in a costume too.
>>150034888>different universe>undefined year>a year has passed in-universeCoward
>>150034888Makes sense
Back to the important plot
>>150034590I remember when I stopped watching Game Grumps, it was during the Majora's Mask playthrough, Arin was being an idiot as usual and spent like 2/3 of the game not using the shield. That by itself never bothered me, but here the man is shitting on the game despite playing it wrong and not pressing the one button that would make it easier.The thing is, after countless episodes of him not using the Zora shield to kill enemies, I was savoring the moment where using it would be obligatory to kill the boss and see that moment of Arin realizing he was being an idiot, with Dan either laughing it off or acting like a disappointed mom at his glue sniffing son, like in other playthroughs where similar things happen. For multiple episode is clear they are having a real bad time with the game, they sound bored, tired and the episode feel like a slog to watch but when they finally got to the boss after failing a couple of time... they skip the video and after the cut they are playing correctly, not big moment of them being idiots, not catharsis, Arin doesn't even acknowledge it. Fuck those guys, the skip the punchline for a multiple weeks long setup!
>>150035002All characters by now are just Dan, and Dan is definitely autistic. So all characters are autistic.>>150035111The inability to empathize with others is a sign of a severe psychopath.Also Susan clearly stated she was straight.
>>150035206I've been slowly watching through Supermarket Simulator latelyThere's a lot of typical shouting at the screen for Arin to pay attention, but the lack of story leaves room for more goofs and Arin is genuinely enjoying the game and that makes it more fun to watchWould half pay attention to while focussing on another tab/10
>>150035203>>150035194I wonder. Is there really a -----> real <----- woman with this fetish? I'm on the envirement on the last 10 years and I have never seem one.
Get it, Mr. Verres
>>150034680>>150034693>>150034710More and more I'm seeing characters using transformations to dissasosiate themselves from their problems, which reminds me of Anne older brother in the Wotch and how that was seen unfavorably while most anon during the comic storytime, but here I don't see the same kneejerk reaction. Why is that? >>150034718Object permanence is a thing though.
>>150034753In my mind the real modern time wizards are either Lawyers or Financiers both know how to interpret and use a borderline esoteric systems that control our world.
>>150035391Simply put I think Susan just wants to be less frigid and is open to magical meansEvan had DID with extra steps
>>150035391>was seen unfavorably while most anon during the comic storytime, but here I don't see the same kneejerk reaction. Why is that?1 - Dude was a grown man wanting to be a little girl, and that is part of the fetish aspect of the comic2 - We have shitted on this comic so much already, in so many aspects, we shitted on Ted goign gender fluid, on Elliot being gaslighted into whatever and on Susan being made into an asexual cuck. We complain, but I also think that at this point most people who were reading have jumped ship already. I'm not even reading the pages, just commenting here and there on the last threads.
Time for Party 2.0! Will it be as good as the first?
>>150034888Back on /v/ we were talking about video stores, a lot of the one that lasted quite a bit began selling geek stuff like T-shirts, figurines and toys on the side, at least two anons commented how some stores also make up for the lost of revenue selling porn. . One anon mentioned how the video store was part of the the weekend ritual" for a lot of people in a small community, get out of school, eat a pizza, rent a videogame, that sort of stuff.
>>150034900>How Many Times Do We Have To Teach You This Lesson Old Man?Seriously if a common problem with people is character looking too similar, Dan should probably stop drawing them similar.
Well, she could, just in her magic holodeck that you can't seeYou'd need to wander around Moperville South for that to really happen
>>150035002>Are (multiple characters autistic)?You know what they say, an author put themself in the characters they write.
>>150035519Sarah deserves so much better
>>150035592>>150035702Literally why are people hiding magic, it well known that everybody in the world will have it in at most 5 years by know.
Oh right, when you spend time in Moperville you can forget that people can be irrationally fearful of the different and unknown
>>150035471>1 - Dude was a grown man wanting to be a little girl, and that is part of the fetish aspect of the comicIt was explicitly mentioned that it was being younger that he liked. Being a girl was just a side effect.
>>150035750I mean, magic can be scary. We’ve seen a man try and turn a group of party goers into his sexy submissive Asian harem. Not to mention being able to make fire golems and swords. Or manipulate people’s minds.
>>150035777So boring, Nurture was way better off rocking the punk goth look. Admittedly is does fit the water-down Susan that exists today.>>150035817If they are scared of that, then they should be teaching everybody magic. As nobody without magic has any resistance to it anymore. IE the only defense against magic is to have magic yourself now.
>>150035736The MIB organization still wants to keep things quiet, and I think the plan is to throw money at Tedd and hope he finds a solution to giving magic to people in a way that isn't a disaster. I really look forward to that plotline when Dan gets around to it in 2037.
>>150035863>>150035894Maybe Dan will pull a Star vs and have Elliot murder all magic across the multiverse.
Grace is on that Steven Universe type beat
>>150035943>Grace doesn’t know what the Holocaust is>Elliot doesn’t pay attention to the fucking News or world politics When did everyone in this webcomic become so stupid?
>>150036034Does Dan hate Sarah? It feels like Dan has a fetish for pairing her up with people that lead her on but aren’t romantically interested in her.
>>150036074A Ellen fail moment. Those are pretty rare actually. Must finally be the flandaraaztion getting to her.>>150036178A rather week line. Nasase should have gone with "Oh like Tedd doesn't have this outfit, where you think I found out where to buy it.
>>150036178Cute
Of everything to do it to in this comic, I think trying to fully apply an explanation to Jeremy would be one of the biggest mistakes
>>150035372I doubt it, at least not the way Ashley does it
>>150036344It rather obvious Umicron eggs, Cat plus Hedgehog = Jeremy.
>>150036049Grace not knowing about the Holocaust made a lot more sense than this
Odds on Dan knowing about Hazel?
>>150036579Wouldn’t surprise me if he did. Although I doubt anyone today does.
>>150036579I don’t know. Robot Chicken made a similar joke to the Hazel /co/ character.
>>150036547To be honest Elliot is right that its super rare.They made a research asking people how many unnarmed black people were killed per year, and respondants usually said like "1000 to 5000" and turns out the real numbers are loser to like, 8.
I probably said it the other day with Same, but I like when Grace makes friends
>>150036579Grace clearly never read her book about squirrels. Even a laymans knowledge of actual squirrel mating would debase her of that entire scene being in any way romantic.
>>150035372If revenge TF is a hard swallow, what about self targeted ENF?
Nanase, Ashley, Sarah, and Justin all had their third eyes opened
Looks like Dan took a break here so I will tooTomorrow will either be more of this magic party or some NP
>>150037159Dresden would smack Tedd for ripping off his faux Latin stick.
>>150037272Thanks for the storytime
>>150036034Lets see Ellen explicitly told Edward to get Grace counseling. Grace has mentioned wanting counseling before. And it is being brought up again here. Well that never happened 38th 39th, 40th.>>150036579Out of universe Dan has clearly never read about how Squirrels mating works. As if he had Grace would have read the book about squirrels she got all the way back at the birthday party. Which makes the idea of Grace being in favor of a male squirrel with a female squirrel hilariousness.Well that never happened the 41th.
>>150034930>Actual unkillable immortal doesn't want the smokeTedd's Dad can beat up your Dad, goddamn.
>>150039174>Well that never happened 38th 39th, 40th.*26th.But yeah, between Grace's trauma and ability to do a lot of damage if she goes postal, Edward is being irresponsible. Though in his defense, just about all of Grace's damage involves highly classified information, a therapist he could trust with that won't be easy to find.
>>150035176Eww
>>150035203Demonizing men being interest in women is how you get today's youth.
>>150035316Their commentary is fun.
>>150035374Tedd's dad fucks.
>>150036579He's probably in the thread right now.
>>150035934Have Lord Tedd do that instead, Science will reign supreme!!!
>>150035631Do you think girls are into TF? turning into a small cute critter sounds like a girls thing.
>>150039972He's the only one in the comic who does.Plus the alien chick, I guess she'd have to fuck too.
>>150035664Never wrote fanfics but I wonder how do people who wrote a lot of fanfics in the past feel about those.
>>150035750Still getting laugh out lough moments, even if those are few and far between now,
>>150035796When was the last time all of this guys hanged out together? Grace birthday?
>>150035862Damn Elliot sucks at secrets.
>>150035833>>150035844>>150035862During yesterdays hiatus I was took a peek at the comic website and wondered how is to read this comic on page per week. So now I'm trying to read each page as its own thing as well as part of a longer comic. That is to say if its each page is worth reading on its own like a news paper strip, some do a good job at having a set up and a punchlilne while others just feels like loose pages on a comic.
>>150037272Well that never happened: Diane gets a Dumb Blond spell because she used it to turn Ashley into a dumb fun-bunny.>We will never get to see The Piggy Ashley (not a pig) mud-wallowing in a pig pen in the Verres backyard.>It's good that Ashley's version of The Piggy does not include gaining 300 pounds by chugging all sorts of food in the kitchen. EGS don't need that.>It can always be done by Hope.
>>150035943I haven't seem him like this since he fought the goo
>>150035989The CGI is so omnipresent now I can barely realize it
>>150036056Christ all mighty, why are we still talking about the police.
>>150036104Justin is extra fruity today
>>150036165LAAAAMMMEEEEEE
>>150040539This thread, or is there a hazel thread in the catalog I'm failing to identify?
>>150036228Tell me anon do you have your own version of Susan...ness? like being unable or incapable of even conceive doing something that is natural for someone else?
>>150036428Not confusing at all.
>>150036960Despite how much EGS has changed,Tedd and Elliot's friendship is a high point and I'm glad that Dan hasn't ruined it with needless drama.Yet.
>>150036461Why do you need to explain anime hair? there is such thing as suspention of disbelief, specially in a B&W comic
>>150036526I miss the Dojo
>>150036579Better question, Odds on Dan reading that JollyJack comic about the squirrel fucking Arthur.
>>150036777Care to enlight us non Squirrel connoisseurs?
>>150036725Dan should have stayed with the Sister thing.
>>150036773That is an incredibly hyper specific power that I guess would be useful if you where a detective.
>>150040804I think so?Having eight main cast members that spend time going to two different schools and working various part time jobs and getting into separate magical shenanigans does a good job of keeping them apart
>>150036852Half of the fun of TF is the non consensual part, it would be like a comedy where they ask the person if they want a pie throw at their face.
>>150041225The good thing about the future are the endless possibilities of he screwing it up.
>>150041327This is blue board but Dolphins are less bad then squirrels.
>>150036978/d/ hentai alternative.
>>150037053A dragon with a chainswap would be more confusing that scare to me.
>>150037101So much naruto, basilisk, ninja scroll, and fighting games have completely changed how I imagine ninjas.
>>150037124I miss the thick Dr Insano glasses.
>>150037272Thank you magister.
>>150041508>Dolphins are less bad then squirrels.Jesus Christ
If Ellen went snooping in Elliot's drawer to borrow a pair of boxers would she be more likely to find a fleshlight or a dildo?
>>150042194Very few fleshlights exist in America. Various vibrating "marital devices" do, though.>Like Ellen wouldn't be keeping her pervtoys in Elliot's drawer so that if they're found, she isn't the one who gets yelled at by her parents?
>>150042379Elliot and Ellen's parents have never yelled at anyone in their entire lives.
>>150034450Hey babe, no sorry, i cant come. Im cramming for goon exams
>>150042194Elliot is too much of a prude for either, though Ashley might eventually corrupt him
>>150035058Wait, so is noah confirmed gay or confirmed nkt part of the main cast? Does tensaided crush twinks? I have to know!
>>150035424I like to think im a wizard. I studied a lot and now i have a couple of rituals i can cast to reveal information and exert my will on the world. I even have a collection of wands, fetishes and a component pouch. I have to check my spellbook occasionally too. Sure thats nearly every profession, but thats not the point. The point is im a wizard
>>150000890Maybe people who think like that are just dishonest and bad people? Can't relate.
>>150035206>>150035316>>150039790How do you enjoy these? I could almost understand if you were just listening to it in the background while you cleaned or were on a really long car trip or something, but come on. Really? You're that invested in this. There's so many other things you could be doing with your time, energy, and attention.
>>150035519Grace is Sarah's friend, she should just tell her everything. She owes Sam nothing and on top of that Sam might also be jerking her around for no good reason.
>>150035989Why couldnt we have evil bitchy dragonashley?
>>150035543It's his own fault. He shouldn't have purposely changed Diane's look for no good reason. She was very visually distinct with a distinct personality and now she's just Sarah 2.0
>>150035702Dan, just give up on the character if you're not going to do something with them it's been 20 years.>>150040804Yeah. They haven't all gotten together since then. Part of the problem is Dan's plotting, but also he keeps inventing new characters which keeps them apart.
>>150035901I've been waiting for this one.FUN FACT: When this comic first got posted people emailed Dan about the fact that some states were thinking about changing the smoking age to 21 and he went on a convuluted explanation about the comic taking place in an alternate universe where the smoking age was always going to be 18. I then asked him why he didn't just have Elliot ask her: "Are you even old enough to buy cigarettes" instead of: "Are you even 18?" and he had a mini-mental breakdown over it.
>>150043586He is so autistic damn
>>150041012This was when Obama was turning the country against the police during the Zimmerman Defense Trial.
Even though the Ashley Elliot pairing is going strong right now, I've wondered if this Ashley party arc was meant to give Dan an excuse to keep Ashley in the main cast even if he breaks them up in the future. Not that I expect that to happen within the next decade, if it ever does
>>150036074I like Ellen making things awkward for other people but amusing herself.
>>150042194Hm.>totally lacks assertiveness in relationships in his default form>party form (assertive) has no sex drive>his most submissive form is his most androphillic, so mild-mannered would definitely be taking itHe SHOULD be a bottom, but his non-cannon relationships with tedd are never drawn that way. Well, except when hes a girl...Dildo. Its definitely a dildo
>>150043860The question is does he use it when transformed to a woman or does he stick it up his ass?
>>150043586>he had a mini-mental breakdown over itAre we talking like he was sad or did he start attacking you even though you were right? Knowing Dan, it's probably closer to the former, but the idea of him going ballistic on someone is really funny.>its AU don't worry about it>you know you could have just used 'old enough' instead of '18'>FUCK YOU ANON FUCK YOU WITH THE FURY OF A THOUSAND DAMIENS
>>150044057Neither. I think ellen got him one and told him "you'll figure it out when you're ready" and he assumed it was some secret code and never used it
>>150043609This party is literally the last time Ashley is ever relevant.
>>150043542Dan can't have bitchy girls in his story look what happened to Diane.
>>150043586Heh
>>150044445It's been even longer since Ellen and Nanase were relevant, that doesn't mean much in EGS time.
>>150037101>>150041616From Dan's Commentary>Ninja Diane and Ninja Susan are equally stealthy, but this is only because Diane insists on wearing light colors that compliment her hair and eyes. Given just how poor Diane's outfit choice is, the fact that they are equals actually says more about Susan's stealth skills than Diane's.And this in only 1 paragraph out of 5.
Between>>149984650>>150036002It a wonder that Grace has not admitted to being polyamorous. It clear Dan wants to write Grace as polyamorous. But he never pulls the trigger on Grace admitting to wanting more relationships with more people.Probably to afraid of the backlash and drama.
>>150044332That sounds about right
>>150046351Sadly, we have reached the 'Dan can't write anything that could offend even a theoretical person, even unreasonably' stage of the comic.
>>1500454851 month= 5 min in universe
>>150043606Every single image in this thread was made at minimum, two years into Trump's first administration. I'd put money on the conversation between Liz and Elliot dropping right in the middle of the Floyd Riots.
>>150049842>april 2019Maybe?
