As a zoomer is it worth reading through this in the year 2025 or is it a relic of a bygone era that I missed out on?
You had to be there. The forums are gone.
>>150606450It's not worth it, it fumbles the ending terribly and all the extra material is garbage. Maybe wait for the cartoon to be greenlit proper if you want to feel a part of things.
Bygone era that aged badly and started fandom cancer as a whole. Tumblr grew out of it's cesspool and went on to turn everything else shit.
>>150606450>is it worth reading through this in the year 2025Yes>is it a relic of a bygone era that I missed out onAlso yes
>>150606482Not really you over dramatic fag
If you weren't on the internet in 2009 you can probably understand about 60% of it
>>150606499You can call it ovee dramatic, but the crumb of truth underneath it all is still the same. Homestuck is the ground zero of gay fandom shit and enshitifcation of the internet as a whole.
Time travel is in playYou are about to wade into some extreme causality bullshit If that sounds like a fun time, [S] Proceed.If that doesn't, go read something else
>>150606519It really isn't, are you stupid or what. Also you type like a tool
>>150606504>internet in 2009https://youtu.be/TKfS5zVfGBc?si=8Gjq3lmATYfC02fb
>>150606519No, you're definitely being an overly dramatic fagboy. Kill yourself.
>>150606535>It really isn'tIt really is.>you type like a toolYou type like a fool.
>>150606552>fagboy>>while defending homeschucklel
>>150606566>>150606482You really thought you were badass with that unrelated image, too. Woah, fucking cool... this guy really doesn't fuck around, he tells it like it is.
>>150606450If you do decide to read it, there are a few options.The official site is currently doing a re-release thing, so the entire comic isn't available there. There are daily updates, but if you want to binge read, you'll need a different option.There are two main online mirrors:homestuck.kici.moemspa.chadthundercock.comKici loads faster (at least for me), but Chad has more options, QoL additions and also the other MSPA comics.There's also the UHC. It's an offline archive with loads of options and customization.Download it here: github.com/GiovanH/unofficial-homestuck-collection/releases/tag/v2.7.2And you'll need this (the actual assets): www.mediafire.com/file/r5qt9byxu4h3ej9/The_Unofficial_Homestuck_Collection.zip/file
Op here, i'm getting mixed messages, i'm just gonna read it till I get bored. I like old internet stuff cause I like pretending that I am experiencing the old internet that I missed out on, that's why I use 4chan and play old school runescape.
>>150606617I'm an incredibly slow reader, I would not be surprised if by the time I am through with the first two acts the rest of the stuff has already been rereleased.
>>150606587>You really thought you were badass with that unrelated imageIf that's how your mind works you really are a fag, no wonder you defend this shit today kek
>>150606647Oh, okay sure. I think with the current schedule, they'll be finishing up the re-release around the end of November, maybe December.Whatever the case, I hope you have fun.
>>150606623There's a lot more to it than thatYou'll need an old school instant messaging client, a pirated copy of mIRC and winRAR, a free-hosted website with HTML written in Notepad, snes9x and some roms, and a midi player with your favorite tunes (this is more a 90s thing). Maybe throw in some classic Kongregate flash games hosted on flashmuseum.org.
>>150606669I'm gonna throw in some fricking awesome shit in my post about le tumblr... Man this shit is so fricking cool, it's a big badass guy with blood. Alright now time to continue typing my post fatly.
>>150606450It wasn't worth reading back then.
>>150606689thanks!
After watching the pilot yesterday (I was curious about it) I decided to start watching a playlist of "Let's Read Homestuck". I've been enjoying it a lot so far and I'm on Act 3 Part 5 right now. Hope you anons are having a great day.
>>150606895Same, the pilot peaked my interest, I decided to read the webcomic rather than watch a read through cause I feel like its best to experience it the way it was intended.
>>150606617I want to cum in Roxy's shoesSo that every she she takes is cumsquishy
>>150605968I pray, Moonrunes i love your art, but you cant be the sole maker of the pb 100ds. Art anons, im clasping my hands together
Should we make and move to a different HS thread or just post here?
>>150607214fuck it lets just post here>>150607199i will try anon but i have neber drawn pornography
>>150607214Its a homestuck thread is it not?
>>150607214that's my meddlesome lil retard gremlin right there
>>150607280Man how would the killcount chart even look if you include created doomed timelines?
>>150607214Make one that says "Homestuck" because ctrl+f and I didn't get it
I still don't get what happened to English at the end of the finale all these years later other than Vriska 'defeated him', somehow.
>>150606476Even if I were there I wouldn't have been on some gay ass forums. So I think my experience reading it right now is mostly the same as if I had read it coming out
>>150607327He got thrown into the black hole of irrelevance. A fitting end to a guy who wanted everyone to have their eyes on him
>>150607300easily into the millions I would imagine, hell Dave's killcount is probably up there with his time shenanigans too
>>150607327nothing happenedit was an anti-climaxnow pay Hussie millions
>>150606552>overly dramatic fagboy>posting literally like one
The long and short of it isIF YOU WANT TO READ HOMESTUCK:Read the Unofficial Offline Collection version. It featuers not only Homestuck but every past comic as well (these are not available on the website right now)https://homestuck.github.io/Download the two things listed here and follow the instructions. This is the best way to experience the webcomic.
I'm two days late cuz I was busy but I finally watched the Video. I fucking hate it, I thought I would like to hear Toby's voice as John but after the 10th line I soon found it annoying. >DaveWTF where they thinking??????Nothing stood out besides Jade and Karkat. I have little to no hope for the adaption moving forward. Will I continue to watch it? Sadly yes. Will they listen to fan reception? Most likely not. So what? It exists as it own thing. This Animated adaption is made for people who want to dive into Homestuck without caring about Homestuck.I'll never forgive Hussie for taking this away from me.
>>150607327She didn't. She led the remaining ghost army up to him, and opened a box. We don't actually see his defeat proper until the maligned sequel series, and it's a bit underwhelming and results in everyone present's death.
>>150607327Vriska killed herself to teach Terezi a lesson for choosing to center her life around her
>>150607357There's a difference between leaving and creating a doomed timeline. Davesprite says Terezi made his doomed timeline. While Dave getting a doom Dave killed by beq could have created the doomed timeline that Dave came from.
>>150607214I will keep this thread alive so that people can complain about two threads and get both pruned!
>they kept Dave sliding semi ironically but not really in Rose's dms or messages to subtly flirt with herlmao, based
>>150607460doomed timelines was a worthless narrative choice done out of convenience instead of any intention to have a cool mechanic
>>150607214It would be an honor if my stupid low effort post gets turned into a homestuck thread
can someone make an actual homestuck thread
>>150607483Of course. Incest is very important for the narrative (and my pp).
>>150607483I will fucking kneel if they make Daverose a reality
>>150607214>>150607267do not keep using this threadthe op is like newfag bait its like candy to them i need a thread for old faggots
>>150607543Doomed Timeline thread......
>>150607543We cant get too greedy with the threads man, Homestuck was kill on sight just a few weeks ago
>>150607543I'm going to bait newfags so they can seduce the oldfags into being TURBOFAGS
>>150607493Aradia doombots are badass but only get to shine in the black king fight that wasn't even in the comic
>>150607493The mechanic itself was meant to be contrivance, a cheat built in that ruins the narrative from an outside perspective. This was a cool thing when it was confined to Time but when everybody started getting it things began to dissolve.
>>150607648Newfags are the only people gullible enough to fill my missing quadrants
>>150607616having an oldfag homestuck the webcomic thread and then a newfag pilot thread could be a form of containment. please like this homestuck is worse than the 90000 90s cartoon gooner threads
>>150607705that's why it became a narrative crutch and poison, it was clearly a LAZY author contrivance to not ever having to bother exploring alternate timelines. you know, the thing he intentionally built into the story? and he just couldn't stand the idea of exploring them. utter fucking failure of a writer.
>>150607534yesssand nobody can erase it
1.4 mil views in 2 days
I really want this to come out just to see how they handle the pacing and how much people will bitch about it being a slog to watch through with all the future/past/present back and forth that'll go on
>>150607742Despite its vast problems I do still like the alpha timeline. Without it the stakes get fucked since you could always go to another timeline.
>>150606450Author did biggest rugpull nearing the end and retconned everything, it's unsatisfying read at best and slap to the face at worst if you got invested in the story. Personally I'm still bitter. I don't recommend reading through it.
>>150607890This is why you only ever explore alternate timelines, but never time travel itself. You can go to Timeline B, but you should never EVER allow the story to hop up and down the timeline. You strictly keep it as a place you can visit and nothing more.Hussie's problem is that his gross inexperience with writing shows when he paints giant concepts, and then avoids them as hard as he can, making the story feel cheap and worthless.
>>150607897>It strikes you that everything you are about to do will turn out to be a colossal waste of time.
>>150607890>I've come to abhor time travelNot how I remember that line going but good enough.
>>150607856This is extremely easy to work around; cast the Alpha Timeline as the *load bearing* timeline. If it falls or is significantly damaged/derailed, then all other timelines will suffer consequences from it. Instead it was just "This is the only timeline that's real and matters, any deviation from fate is death, nothing you do matters, this timeline is destined for misery"But, once again; Hussie is a complete failure of a writer.
Half of it is shit, everything that follows after is somehow even more shit. Read and stop somewhere halfway, imagine your own ending and go read some good fan adventures.
>>150607935>>150607971*realized I made that last sentence weird sorryI've come to abhor time travelYou have to build your story around it or it all falls apart but if you do then you're stuck doing nothing but time travel to keep things together.Like the second hand on a clock that needs to keep going regardless of everything.
>>150607978Is there any reason why what you've proposed is objectively better for the story other than 'I arbitrarily like it'?Because really it just sounds like you're brainstorming your own idea for a piece of fiction and saying 'Why didn't Andrew read my mind a decade in the future and do this instead'?
>>150607978That is basically how it worked before the retcon. Except the alpha timeline was also supposed to work anyways since he is already here. I don't see how having the other timelines rely on it achieves. Sounds like the other timelines would just send their time players to help. Just without the issues of the aradia bots
>>150608022>Is there any reason why what you've proposed is objectively better for the storyBecause it doesn't set up the existence of alternate timelines, and then immediately declares them pointless to the story? Hussie didn't have to read my mind, he just needed to have been a better writer for the ideas he was peddling. He wasn't.
>>150606895>>150606918welcome, newcomers!
>>150607987And what, pray tell, are these "good fan adventures"?
>>150607450my memory is foggy, but can someone explain terezi's arc to me? she was completely in the right to kill vriska because vriska was about to get them all fucking killed by going to jack. but apparently that was the wrong thing to do?
>>150607978It should have taken notes from current Fate, wherein this timeline is the one that lasts the longest, the main nerve, so despite everything the alpha timeline should be the one the has the best, longest chance. Now this causes problems if you LET PEOPLE KNOW WHICH IS THE MAINTIMELINE, THE ONE GUARENTEED TO SUCEED. Which you shouldn't do unless you subvert it like Fate GO's plot being that Alpha Timeline broke we have to rebuild oh shit.
>>150608108>but can someone explain terezi's arc to meI'M SAD...I'M A SAD LESBIAN!I'MSOSAAAAAAAAAAAAAD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!;________________________;
>>150606450It's a relic in the way Game of Thrones is because halfway through it gets much worse and continued getting worse until it ended like shit.
>>150608128Nope, no, no no no, nuh uh, WAY too much writing work, not a chance. Asking WAY too many of the Big Huss with that, pal! How about you sit down; ARTISTS are the hard working ones, WRITERS are nothing. Anyone can write and make it amazing, no structure or thought required; just subvert all expectations, no matter WHAT! EASY.
how good are the hiveswap point and click games? (I did play friendsim)
>>150608106Is this sarcasm?
>>150608155the first one is okay, the second one is bad
>>150608058>then immediately declares them pointless to the storyDoomed timelines mainly serve the exploration of characters more than the plot.There are some contributions from doomed timelines anyways. The doomed Aradiabot goes back to Alternia with Lil' Cal, leading to the creation of Doc Scratch -> Lord English. There's Davesprite, who helps the main timeline's session in multiple ways. Hell, the whole crux of beating Lord English is by siccing a doomed timeline Calliope on him.>>150608108It was the better of two unfavorable options, she spent the entire meteor trip spiraling because of it, which had knock-on effects that lead to [S] Game Over. Per her conversation with Aranea, she was unable to find a potential solution that wasn't "let her go/kill her", which culminates in her mastering her powers with the retcon scarf thing. I haven't gotten to it on my reread yet but I think she even uses her mind powers to recall everything that happened in the pre-retcon timeline.>>150608154Did Hussie actually say any of that shit about artists and writers or do you just have an imagined chip on your shoulder.
>>150608106the ones you think are interesting anon
>>150608171>Did Hussie actually say any of that shit about artists and writers or do you just have an imagined chip on your shoulder.He did in fact say, with sincerity, that artists work way harder than writers, and that writing is easy. Every bit of hate for this loser is justified.
>>150608171>Did Hussie actually say any of that shit about artists and writers or do you just have an imagined chip on your shoulder.Nta but he did make a sort of comparison saying that writers should to the very least be servants to their artists due to how much harder it is to draw than write
>>150608166No, this is a genuine question.
>>150608154Fine, FINE!Have the main timeline be DOOMED!How's that for a story?Not just because of Lord English, this timeline simply is too damaged to continue on.Deal with the inevitability of death? Inevitability is the strongest magic, after all.
>>150608211Just checking. The website is mspfa.com and you should read Karkat Goes to a Convention and Cool and New Webcomic. One is actually complete unlike 99.999 percent of mspfas and the other is rose vs sbahjThose are solid places to start
>>150606450The majority of active Homestuck fans these days are apparently tranny zoomers, so depending on your tolerance for such things.... But generally, Homestuck is a bizarre product of its time and you may or may not enjoy it for what it was, and then find yourself immensely disappointed by what it became (hundreds of pages of chatlogs) and the repulsed by what the fans turned it into after Hussie finally ended it and gave up control for the "beyond canon" sequel that is written by the aforementioned tranny zoomers.
>>150608211Nta but Sburban Slasher finished recently and I think thats fairly good for a Sleuth-like
>>150608108This just adds to how unfair it was that Eridan was killed since apparently his idea of going to Jack wasn't actually wrong in the end
>>150608238https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RKOErq1-okU
>>150608238I mean to calm down and real talk, the issue is that Hussie introduced a ton of fantastical concepts, and then deliberately did not engage with them, and often mocked them and people who were interested in them. He insulted people who were interested in alternate timelines, he spent years setting up Sburb and then declared it meaningless to the story, he established all the trolls (all fucking 24) and then torched 90% of them. He is a terrible writer with no sense of structure or consequence, whose only interest is making sure you don't get to enjoy what he presents, only what he subverts it into.For some reason, all his subversions in the story ends up with people standing around and yelling at each other in low-detail environments. Hmmm.
>>150608279Oh shit I missed that. Gotta finish it now
is this the thread now should I make a whiteboard
Just ragescrolled through twitter about another fandom and returning to Homestuck is like this deep vast sea of calm in comparison. Sounds crazy, I know. Thank you Hussie for giving me at least this. There's so much beauty and time for tranquility in Homestuck's slow pacing.
>>150608071Thanks for the welcome
>>150608106canwc lol
>>150608346these threads have been generally good and fun for the last couple months, I've also seen a lot of good and engaging discussions
>>150608297I once heard someone say "Andrew Hussie is a great wordsmith, but a totally incompetent author." and I think that's very accurate.
>>150608201>>150608194That does sound like him. Know where I can find this? Didn't find anything on the formspring archive, is it an interview?
>>150608317go for it
>>150606519>Homestuck is the ground zero of gay fandom shit and enshitifcation of the internet as a whole.Hetalia and Tumblr "superwholock" type shit were the real culprits. Homestuck enjoyed a perfectly normal fandom for years and years until the Trolls began showing up. Even before then, the proto-tumblrite was formed on Wordpress blogs and Myspace. There's always been a cancerous part of fandom, whether it was the fat girls glomping people at conventions, or the obnoxious early Star Trek fans that invented gay shipping fanfics.Homestuck just ended up being a perfect confluence of events; The widespread adoption of the internet, smartphones, tumblr, more pirate streaming sites and easier piracy in general with increasing internet speeds, and so on. The cancerous faggots who were always there just naturally gravitated together online and proceeded to create the most obnoxious fandom built from all the worst elements of every other terrible fandom that existed before them.
>>150608414That's precisely it. People treat writing like it's a homogeneous skill, it's not. You can write some real fire dialogue and incredible scenes, while your overall story is an incoherent mess. Hussie does not recognize or respect that about himself, and he paid for it.>>150608427I forget which, it's an image that's been posted in these threads a thousand times from one interview he's done. I don't have it anymore.
>>150608427I *think* it was on the ask/blog/whatever he had during the early years of homestuck.
>>150608287>his idea of going to Jack wasn't actually wrong in the endthat was still wrong
>>150606710zsnes 4 lyfealso>midi playerif you missed out on sound cards having different midi playback you do not understand how much it mattered, but that was a 90s thinggames could literally sound better on your friend's machine because he had a soundblaster and you had integrated sound.
>>150608504it's kind of sad just how much of growing up in the 90s was integral to getting Homestuck and caring about it. without that context just about all of its magic is dead, leaving nothing but colorful sex trolls.
gimme your fantrolls
>>150608539I imagine it paints an interesting picture to anyone with older siblings or who just hangs with older people, y'know shows off the kind of stuff these people just barely older than you ,ight have in their past.
>>150608557whatever new kid, I traffic in bloodswaps only
>>150608504ZSNES is a cancer, 9x was significantly better then and it's infinitely better now.
>>150608557
I remember playing Mother 1 on NESticle, now that was a formative experience
>>150608539I am tired of 80% of media today being a remake, a reboot, or a retread of something that already exists.It's shit for us who've seen it before, and it's shit for the younger zooms and alphas who don't even GET to have a proper media landscape as kids, because a huge swath of what they consume is just "hey kids we remade your dad's old cartoons because he'll spend money on he-man toys!">>150608566this is the kind of flamewar I live for. Nothing political, just "I use this program, you use that program. We must fight."
>>150608504Not really related to the thread but when you think back its amazing how much computers as a whole have developed over these past decades. Like, a portable computing device with a fully colored interactive screen, 2gb ram that could access the internet without a wired connection was pure sci-fi in the 90s, but its something we just have nowadays.
We need more fan adventures with slutty moms
>>150608573ancestor
>>150606482>>150606519You're giving way too much credit to Homestuck. Both K-On and Hetalia were already developing shit like that before Homestuck even blew up, honestly you could argue Invader Zim was the real origin point. Homestuck made it worse and is one of THE worst examples of it, but the origin? No.
What is the hemeospectrum demographic rate?
>>150608584we have all of that... and it made things worse somehow.>>150608588it was the nucleation point of something that was already at the boil.
>>150608573>>150608586ancestor 2
>>150608578did hussie really play earthbound before making homestuck or was it bullshit he made up?
>>150608539heres my fantroll :)
>>150606519>>150608588Unfortunately true, Transformers was doing this shit in he early 1000s.
>>150608585space days if you dont already know that one
>>150608580>I am tired of 80% of media today being a remake, a reboot, or a retread of something that already exists.yeah no argument there, the exhaustion of endless resurrection and regurgitation feels like culture entering some horror movie metatisization point, I'm so sick of things I used to love being dragged out to get nailed to the wall of eternity
>>150608593Aren't there only like 1 fuschia blood per sweep that gets born and they have to fight the adult one when they reach adulthood? I would assume rustbloods are rhe most common
>>150608610No, he absolutely did. But since he's a damaged rich kid, he completely missed the soul of the game, and only took away shallow ideas. John/Rose/Dave/Jade are very VERY literally Ness/Paula/Jeff/Poo in concept. There is no HOME/EARTH STUCK/BOUND without that game. Earthbound was sincere and confident in itself, Homestuck was an insincere drug ride made by an angry pervert.
>>150608317>>150608432new whiteboardhttps://r8.whiteboardfox.com/86477680-3831-6349
>>150608597The approach to technology changed massively when it became both convenient and easy to sell to the average user. I still remember when your internet died if anyone had to take a phone call. Were also scratching the ceiling for innovation, so the only improvements that you can sell to people for now are structural ones, think about how the newer iphones are constantly trying new materials for screens and casing.
>>150608616remember when the cavalry of the byzantine empire started blasting "you've got the touch"? that was crazy
>>150608588Naruto too, though nowhere near as bad as Hetalia.
>>150608580vi was hereemacs is for losers
>>150608573GYATT damn look at those horns
>>150608625I'm more concerned about the lowbloods, most are described as mutants or prone to mutation at least. Combine that with the noble highblood tradition of killing the lowbloods and the general culling I have to assume that while there may be a ridiculous amount of lowblods initially most(at least half) die in what we would consider the first year. Highbloods on the other hand I imagine have the highest life expectancy as children, a mortality rate that peeks in the teens then evens out later on.
>>150608760No wonder Karkat's ancestor was so dangerous
>>150608667Naruto was its own can of worms that bled more into real life than the internet, honestly much like Homestuck did at its peak. I agree with >>150608597, it was more like Homestuck took all the worst elements that already existed in fandoms and combined them into some kind of unholy monstrosity of autism.
>>150608557give us your kid/trollsonas too
>>150606450>relic of a bygone eradude it's just a shitty webcomic with a shitty fanbase, you're over here acting like you crushed a rare fossil or something
>want to look forward to hiveswap act 3>remember that if it ever does come out, half of the dialogue will probably be about continuing joey's lesbianism crisis or whatever
>>150608346>ragescrolled through twitterwhy
>>150606482>started fandom cancer as a whole>not Harry Potter>not Sonic the Hedgehog>not pirated anime>not rock 'n' roll subculture
>>150608961yeah wow maybe the answer is that it was dozens of factors working together and not some singular divine boogeyman who carries the weight of sin on its backfuck's sake
>>150608839People keep making me think about medievalstuckOne kid would be a page to a knightAnother would be the daughter of an alchemist A pocket princeTwins, actual maidsAnd the son of a shepherd
>>150607978Isn't the alpha timeline literally just 'the timeline that makes Lord English win'? It's not fair or good or smart, he just automatically sets out everything to murder anyone who step out of line out of spite because that's the point, that's his only goal in life.
>>150609038That was a later retcon. Originally it meant "this is the only real timeline, the others are dead and fake, everything is predestined with no change ever"
>>150608617god I am going to be so happy when the dad blows a fat fucking slug straight through the skull of one of the shit trolls. Those canonfodder filler bitches need to bleed asap all over the walls. Imp blood is but a mere foretaste of whats to come
>>150609058It's not a retcon if it was always planned. The idea of doomed timelines was introduced only in Act 4, when Lord English was already a concept. The whole idea of the "alpha timeline" is that its the same as any regular time travel loop, just much much bigger
>>150609099>It's not a retcon if it was always plannedyeah, nah, it was not planned. that much was painfully obvious.
>>150606714>fatly.Hahahahahahahahahaha
>>150608557>>150608839ok...
>>150609038>>150609058>>150609099Alpha Timeline is both the one that leads to Lord English, but also the one that at its end has him taken out behind the shed by his Muse counterpart when he´s more or less done clearing out all the Player Ghosts/Bubbles.Personally i think of it as Paradox Space cleaning up at the end of a successful session and the "Lord" not being as much in control as he thinks he is, only up to that point when Reality decides that he is done with his job.
>>150609158Cute
>>150606482mag agent torture?
>>150609163you have put thought into something that had zero thought put into it, making it fanfiction. your idea is not BAD, but that is not the reality of what hussie wrote, which was a slapped together mess with no resolution or satisfaction.
>>150609188Its like a explanation i thought of in like 5 minutes under the shower and stuck to, likely not that much more than Hussie did and thats fine by me.It also means Caliborn did it for free.
>>150609038Not necessarily LE winning, but the alpha timeline is supposed to allow LE to exist
>>150609163>Paradox Space cleaning up at the end of a successful sessionOr it could just be how Void Sessions work. The whole thing was a punishment for trying to solo a multiplayer experience, instead of being a God you get turned into Satan, and instead of saving worlds you're doomed to conquer them.Getting turned into an immortal mute parody of yourself before getting taken out by a little 8itch who is also a parody of yourself, then finished off by the sister you tried to keep out in the first place, sounds exactly as petty and vindictive as a demiurgical entity written by Andrew Hussie would be.>>150609188Of course, making shit up is a lot more fun than psychoanalyzing sellouts.
>>150609038I read an interpretation that Doomed Timelines are just inconsistent timelines that don't close time loops for whatever reason, causing paradoxes and making Paradox Space go "Fuck it any connection to it has to die"The thing with LE is that as the Lord of Time he entwined his existence with so many time loops that anything that steps a foot too far out of line is automatically inconsistent and gets sniped, meaning any timeline that goes anywhere has to lead to LE's existence
>>150606450Back in the day it used to be a primo way of scoring some rad cosplayer gock at your local con but then all the grommits from tumblr swooced right in and made it totally bogus. Major bummer, dude.
>>150609280would have been cool if hussie established this to begin with instead of a poorly done retcon
>>150607778crazy how the only actual “only two humans alive” pairing happens between a brother and his sisterI imagine roxy would be disgusted and jealous
>>150609293I coom to chicks with dicks every day and I cannot stomach that word its the buckets to my karkat
>>150609293>gockeven when there were fujos in their prime to choose from? are you really that sexually desperate
>>150609010I like this idea! especially the pocket prince
>>150609317But... it is established. It's Caliborn's power. His will to dominate anything by having fate itself already having willed it so is, like, the whole thing. That's what "I am already here" is all about
>>150609158>file deleteddamn I missed it
>>150609468There was no Caliborn in Act 5. Lord English was just a vague enemy for the Midnight Crew. Everything about him and the concept was a retcon.
does anyone have the "girls in stem" image with mituna, sollux and equius?
>>150609494Okay, clearly you don't get how stories work
>>150609494Jade was my favorite retcon
>>150609528here you go
>>150609528
>>150609551Sure, I get when they're badly written and poorly put together.
>>150609494I'm pretty sure Caliborn and Calliope were actually part of Hussie's original design document. The Cherubs would've fit in nicely if they were introduced shortly after the trolls. The problem is the trolls completely took over the story instead of being a brief segment.
>>150606617FINALLY someone mentions kici.moe. I felt like I was going crazy
>>150609256You mean Dead Session, but yes, that had that entire alternate Martyr path for Alt Caliope to chose with the intend of stopping what Caliborn set off. Which to me right away sounded like Paradox Space effectively having a delete function installed for the inevitable rampage when the player picking the path of the conqueror is set loose.Just sounds right that Paradox Space would be ultimately resetting itself using a Lord, then clean out the Lord himself via their Muse counterpart.
>>150609620>I'm pretty sure Caliborn and Calliope were actually part of Hussie's original design documentNo? He would have used them if they did. Caliborn and Calliope clearly didn't exist as ideas until Act 6 began.
who else is going to cosplay hs during halloween
>>150608108hussie loves Vriska's 8ulge in his mouth so he had to demonize anyone who goes against her
>>150609657What was Doc Scratch then
>>150606450I did a re-read a few years ago and my opinion was pretty much the same as back then. It's good until you get to Act 6. Act 6 is insanely bad, it's not like a gradual drop in quality that's hard to notice, it's a nosedive that you can clearly see. Hussie started pandering to romance and melodrama fags even more than he already was instead of actually trying to tell a story.
>>150607783flopstuck
>>150609665I dont really have anywhere to go with a halloween costume so Ill probably just enjoy other's peoples costumes
>>150609668Midnight Crew and Lord English stuff. The idea of "child Caliborn who is a player" clearly wasn't a concept until Act 5 ended.
>>150609665I cosplayed Rose like 4 halloweens in a row as a kid. I could do it again but people would think it's immature for my age
>>150609657Dummy. Follow the conversation. His design document is not his executed plans.Also, "Lil Cal". I have no doubt that Lord English's true name was going to be "Cal" related. And don't deny Lord English was going to not have another name, because "Jake English" was DEFINITELY in the design document.
>>150609707an inappropriately short skirt is never a bad cosplay
>>150609665I have no friends who like Homestuck, and cosplaying Homestuck alone is possibly the saddest thing imaginable.
>>150609696Caliborn in that form was probably planned when Act 5 started but kept in the back for after Cascade to have some other force messaging the Alpha Kids than just the trolls again.Theres also the fact that him/Calliope were basically a stand in for the 13th troll theory, theres no way he came up with them as late as the end of Act 5 at the least.
>>150609710>Dummy. Follow the conversation.The conversation is Rose's inappropriately short skirt
>>150609745Down, Jade.
>>150609720This was the outfit I cosplayed. I also threw away my Rose wig since it was 12 years old
>>150609759who can blame a puppygirl for wanting to cram her head under there to huff>>150609769okay well that's actually her second sexiest outfit, so good job even if it lacks the inappropriately short skirt
>>150609759No! The upper class white woman craves the knot! Its in her genes!
>>150606450I mean it's not good, so there's that.It was actually kind of a cool and unique thing originally that was fun to experience, but that all goes out the window the second Hussie abandoned the cool premise of "interactive game as a webcomic" in favor of just making ever update a single image with 9000+ word pesterlogs of trolls talking about buttfucking each other.
>>150609793>upper class white womanreminds me I'm still rock hard for the days where one headcanon was Rose and Mom being French as HELL
>>150609420>>150609432Back in my day we called trannies traps and it was only gay if the balls touched and we weren’t wearing socks
>>150609847your fetish is now global mainstream, welcome to hell
>>150609847Man isn't it crazy how the only difference between traps back then and modern trannies is that the traps didn't pretend they weren't dudes when confronted, and people were way more accepting of them in general.I guess also, traps tended to actually be attractive instead of obese autistic men.
>>150606792he's trolling you, you're going to be waiting for literal years
>>150609886The global enshittification of all things continues. Can’t even find a decent ladyboy to nibble on my balls and call me a faggot these days
>>150609886I don't think 'traps' and 'trans' are remotely the same thing or cultures, same as with crossdressing. a bunch of insane and wounded people came in to ruin the fun by screaming that anything female is their divine providence and that you're unclean for not mutilating yourself for a cult
>>150609740Aspects of their roles and archetypal story structure were in place for sure but I don’t buy for a second that the cherubs character personalities started crystallizing until late act 5 when he decided to make Calliope Shelby
>>150609926The fact that the trans movement has entirely killed the trap subculture is an actual travesty. Like even if there are still some chad faggots around who just want to dress up as girls and trick boys into thinking they're cute for fun, you can't even call them traps anymore because insane retards say it's a slur now.
>>150607398Hey, think of it this way.If the show gets greenlit, you'll get it back for a season only to have it ripped away from you even harder.Aren't you excited?
The people talking about having sex in this thread is making me angry
>>150609959Oh yeah the personalities likely weren´t in place yet as those are somewhat secondary until introduced, but the Cherubs role? That probably was already thought out atleast as much as that it would be to show how Lord English started, its way too big a part of the entire Act 6 to have been a afterthought.
>>150609978That's the point of a cult. You cannot have fun with Their Sacred Power. Nevermind that biological women hate them and gays do all they can to not associate with them. As a cult, their only concern is to make their entire lives their ideology and identity, and then to harm others who are unclean for not believing and accepting that rigid ideology. So sane subcultures get destroyed by their violence, because a cult's only future is extremism and then suicide. There is no room for exploration of sex and gender, there is ONLY the One True Path that involves mutilation and chemical deformation.
you guys remember petstuck AU?haha man we were cringe as fuck.I can't wait for homestuck cringe to merge with zoomer cringe and collapse into the cringe-singularity and kill us all
>>150610011Terezi is pretty sweet and doesn't have a femdom personality like that. Nor would Karkat cry. I thought it's canon they beat the shit out of each other
>>150609978i stopped posting my crossplay pictures online because people kept calling me an "egg" or assumed i was a tranny
Consider: Terezi tongue.
>>150610078it's so vile to call people an egg, dirty dirty word and intention
>>150610078bleak
>>150610078Egg culture is peak porn brainrot. I think its whatever that they fetishize forcefemme but then they try to pull this shit on actual real people.
>>150610078You know, they really aren´t beating all the pedophilia and grooming accusations when you call someone that hasn´t trooned out yet a "egg".It sounds fucking filthy.
>>150610140They also tend to fantasize about "cracking eggs" by getting people they have decided must be trannies to troon out. It all sounds so psychotic if you have an ounce of humanity.
>>150610131>>150610140it's nasty because it forces the assumption of being trans onto someone who gave zero fucking permission for some freak to wander up and scream "YOU'RE A GIRL! IN DENIAL!! YOU'RE UNCLEAN AND A HERETIC IF YOU TELL ME I'M WRONG! I'LL HATE YOU IF YOU SAY I'M WRONG!!!!"
>>150609769how'd you put the outfit together?
>>150610072Yes, but I like how gangly and ugly she looks in it, so it gets a pass.
>>150610078>I was just being a disgusting faggot, how could this lead into more faggotry? How could this happen?At least the experience shocked you into being a little normal.
>>150610051All I want is StuckUnderHell to become a genuine crossover fandom, it would be an absolutely rancid piece of shit
>>150610072>Terezi is pretty sweet and doesn't have a femdom personality like that.I wouldn't call it a 'femdom' personality but she spends all of her time getting various versions of the human boys fucking killed, I wouldn't really call her 'sweet', she's just as violent and macabre as Vriska.
>>150610023get some pussy then 8ro
>>150610093cringe terezifag. Imagine wanting to fuck a blind chick. Couldn't be me
>>150610177I think ita disgusting because its in the same vein as straight men thinking that lesbians only need a good dicking to turn straight, or the same wity gays wanting to turn straight, or whatever other example you want. Its rooted in pornography or fetishization, and you have to have some severe brain rot to go to a real person and tell them that.
>>150610354But when i do it its based and epig like some real conquistador shit
>>150610177>>150610354I don't really think it's that 8ad to speculate to theorize a8out someone's gender/sexuality
>>150610354>I think ita disgusting because its in the same vein as straight men thinking that lesbians only need a good dicking to turn straightThat's like 90% of the posts in these threads, homo.
>>150610343what’s wrong with blind women?
>>150610386>90%maybe like 20. Rose is 8isexusl 8tw it's canon
Rose doesn't need a good dicking because her fetish is for being fucked by futanari
>>150610386To be fair, we aren´t doing that to actual people.Atleast i fucking hope so.
>>150610289Kek this. I understand this is the Homestuck fandom but crossdressing and anomyous gay sex still shouldn't be normalized>>150610337I'm asexual, I was mostly talking about the gay sex tho
>>150610386I prefer to believe anons dont behave in real life like they do here
>>150610397by dogs, actually
>>150610404>but crossdressing and anomyous gay sex still shouldn't be normalizedyou are thousands upon thousands of years too late for that
>>150610395nothing. 8ut WANTING a 8lind woman is manipulator 8ehavior
>>150610418the dick being dog was just a bonus, as long as Jade had a penis Rose was going to open her legs to it, the knot just meant it was a guaranteed addiction
>>150610444may8e she wanted Jade the entire time, 8ut only settled for Kanaya when she realized Jade was eating out Dave's bird cloaca and sucking John's dick for 3 years
>>150610404gay handholding, however, should be very supported
>>150610336She cries when a doomed Dave got killed, I think at that point she then started to feel bad because she liked him? Or also that he died while trying to talk to her
>>150610404>I'm asexualYou're part of the problem you brainbroken idiot. Just be normal. How hard is that to understand?
>>150610468why do you want Strider to be gay? He was a 8ased str8 man 8efore... The Incident
>>150610468>handholdingIT'S A BLUE BOARD ANON
>>150610479>boohoo I'm sad my crush diedyeah but she still killed John just to fuck with him
>>150610479I think she felt bad because she realized she was a psychotic killer who was destroying people's lives; she was no better than Vriska, and deserved to die like her.
>>150610426Wanting the blindness part in particular is, yes.
>>150610517well yeah that and I h8 her. If you like something I don't it's kinda manipul8or 8ehavior
>>150610481>Just be normal.I never said I wasn't romantically attracted to women. I think being asexual is pretty inoffensive, especially compared to heterosexual hookup culture. I don't think that should be normalized either. It all depends on your definition of normal.
>>150610534>If you like something I don't it's kinda manipul8or 8ehaviorI didnt know there were femanons in this thread!
>>150610072she literally killed dave and beats karkat with her cane in canon. shes fucking those boys
>>150610566well there's that one who pretends to 8e Jade
>>150610566>RPing as vriska>egg culture and crossdressing discussion>"femanon"
So is the animated series just going to shit the bed the same way the comic did or are they going to find a new, exciting way to shit the bed
Why do people draw the kids as like black or brown? They're like the whitest characters in fiction ever, not just literally being all white but they all have the whitest features and mannerisms on planet earth. And if making them white was a stylistic choice then wouldn't the trolls be different colors in reality than the Grey theyre depicted as in the comic? I never saw one motherfucker in my entire time on the internet draw the trolls as anything but Grey.
>>150610589Im just poking fun at him acting lile a woman, geeze
>>150610595muh representation or whatever the fuck
>>150610582>she literally killed daveAnd then cried about it inconsolably>beats karkat with her caneThat's mostly a joke but Karkat is an asshole, they "sparred" just for fun
>>150610589no no no no just 8ecause I use MINDFANG's typing quirk doesn't mean I'm roleplaying as her. I just admire her is all. I'm not a tranny I swear
>>150610617>>150610498
>>150610594It's going to be a Last of Us situation. Where they don't change the fundamental flaws in later instalments.
>>150610617femdom is also sparing for fun.
>>150610628How does her being a troll mean she's femdom? She was as bad as Vriska but she was growing into a better person. Femdom means you have control issues and want to be "on top" all the time, Terezi was just being funny
>>150610595Here, allow me to explain.>EX-CUUUUSE ME? EXCUSE ME? EXCUSE MEEEEEEEE????????? DID YOU IMPLY THAT I, A WHITE PERSON, DO NOT HAVE THE RIGHT TO FORCE EVERY FICTIONAL CHARACTER TO BE A RACE *I* DEEM WORTHY AND RIGHT? WAIT, I MAKE BLACK PEOPLE UNCOMFORTABLE AND WEIRDED OUT WHEN I DEMAAAAAND ALL WHITES BE TURNED BLACK?! JOHN! IS! BLACK! AND! TRANS! AND! DISABLED! AND! QUEER! AND! MUSLIM! I HATE YOU!!!!!!
>>150610646femdom doesn't necessarily mean your waifu is 8eating you up
>>150610673nobody fucking knows what femdom means anymore
>>150610620post cock and balls or gtfo
If they get rid of the Youth Roll I will kill Viziepop
>>150610484I don't necessarily want him to be anything other than a good and fun character. I keep my shipping wants and story wants separate. while I do think dirkdave is a great pairing, davejade was probably the best endgame canon storywise (or something similar). even if there were no endgames for anyone, that's fine with me too as long as act 7 was well-done. the ships are just a side-bonus of enjoying the story/characters
>>150610665>femdom means [HEADCANON}femdom literally just means the female is dominant in some way. That's it. You fucking RETARD
>>150610595Jade is often just given a heavy tan because she lived in the tropics and spent a lot of time outside.
>>150606450Highly recommend reading it on an unofficial site or download, since the official site is still quite unreadable due to the death of Flash. I don't think it's a very good story overall, but the multiple mediums through which it was told makes for a very fun, immersive experience. But also, you kinda had to be there reading along with the fandom, but that goes for any piece of media, I guess. The cultural zeitgeist is a one and done experience, but there's always new stuff that captures that sense of community.
>>150610688>ifthe pilot flopped anon. there will 8e no series.
>>150610688youth roll, lass/ladd scamper, and all the variations of acrobatic pirouette is one of my favorite sight gags in the comicembarrassingly I find myself quoting acrobatic fucking pirouette in conversation sometimes
>>150610696Femdom means that female dominance is a, if not the, focus of the work.
>>150610703that always made sense and was fine, Jade being a tropic gold is hot as hell
>>150610646I guess Karkat was maledom for sparring with her? It's never said Terezi won. They were on pretty equal ground.>>150610696Terezi was not "dominant" in any of her relationships. She had no desire to dominate and did not
>>150610492fuck, sorry. I woke up feeling a little kinkier than usual. forgive me
>>150610717no, it does not. It's literally short for "female domination/dominance". That's it. If a female is dominant? That's femdom.
>>150610726she seemed pretty dominant when she fucked John in his father's car
>>150610741If the work features a role reversal, where things return to normal and the man is now dominant, would you say that the work is a "femdom" work?
>>150610778yes. if it has femdom, it's femdom. It can 8e 8oth femdom AND maledom
>>150610595>Why do people draw the kids as like black or brown?the need to self-fellate by showing how "progressive" you are by erasing a character's race
>>150610561>I think being asexual is pretty inoffensiveIt means there's something wrong with you, a normal man isn't just romantically attracted to women he's also sexually aroused by women. You know, because that's what he's biologically wired to do to have children.
>>150610791There's no such thing as maledom.
im going insane, femdom is specifically a bedroom fetish where the woman acts dominant to a submissive male in a roleplaya woman being dominant is not 'femdom' you have all had your brains cooked by listening to too many psychos with an agenda
>>150610805it's freakish and weird, 8ut still inoffensive
>>150610753Thats a bratty sub, not femdom
>>150610818femdom is femdom. It's not that fucking hard to understand. If a female is dominant, it's femdom, even if it's nonsexual>>150610812wrong.>>150610825also wrong. She initiated, she rode him, she 8ite him, she DOMINATED him. He was not the one in control there.
>>150610805nah it's just nature's method of population control. we are overcrowded enough as it is
>>150610825>bratty subRose all up and down, her terrible behavior is 200% a solvable equation with a firm slap to the face, a firm spank on the ass, and a final hard punch to the cunt. Like a cheat code to turn her into a sniffling obedient girl.
>>150606450Give it a shot OP, just dont talk to homestuck fans and you should be fine
>>150610851I think she'd 8reak down crying if her mother spanked her and that's hot as fuck
>>150610595it can be because of trying to be progressive, but other times it’s done in the same vein as doing genderswap (I.E “why not”)Doesn’t stop that it is kinda dumb, and I personally don’t need any of the kids to be black to be relatable to me
>>150610871>piss slutwhat's PS even a8out anyways
>>150610895piss, not a lot of shit though
>>150610867>and that's hot as fuckthis is the first useful thing you've said all thread, but yes Rose was DYING for Mom to spank her, but Mom was way too allowing and kind, leaving Rose in a constant state of extreme sexual frustration from wanting her Mommy to punish her.
>>150610818bdsm is more than just a bedroom activity. for hardcore enthusiasts, bdsm is an entire lifestyle. shit like findom is a whole domestic hobby
>>150610566Lies! Women arent real and they would never like what I like
>>150610917I think if Rose really begged, Roxy would've spanked her until she came whilst making Kanaya watch
>>150610688I wish they didnt do the zoosmells pooplord joke but someone would have cried if they removed it
>>150610949Nah, Roxy wouldn't satisfy. Roxy just isn't Mom. Rose NEEDED her original Mommy to be the one to fuck her and put her in her bratty place, but Mom is dead forever, and so Rose will for forever unsatisfied.
>>150610818The maledom agenda. Caliborn is behind this.
>>150610895Infinite random bullshit getting in the way of you exiting a building.
>>150610968Guess she'll just have to settle for having all the others (John, Dave, maybe that faggot Jake, and Jade) running a train on her instead.
>>150610999It'll never be enough. It's why she submitted to the knot. It's the only kind of sex that punishes her for being a brat.
>>150611021>punishesdamn is Jade really that aggressive in the bedroom?
do you think Jade was seeing light after nutting in that lalondussy?
>>150611034Having a huge ball of flesh grow so big in your vagina that you can't pull it out for hours is its own kind of punishment. But yes, being part god-dog probably makes Jade a dangerous lunatic when she's fucking pussy.
>>150606450Aren't most Homestuck fans zoomers anyways? Since like 2013 or something? Oldest zoomers would be 16 by 2013 my brother you are the target demographic.
>>150611118bruh they're all 30 and 40 it's 2025
>>150610843The epilogues aren't canon you stupid femdom fag
Who's Vibri?
>>150610805You can have children with women without being sexually attracted to women. Imagine thinking birth control and hookups is better than Josephite marriages. Our modern oversexed culture is not normal and that's why people have to retreat to children's media for some sense of libidinal reprieve.
>>150611173one of hussie's concubines (male)
>>150611131I don't think this has ever been true, zoomers have ran this shit for more than a decade now. There's some HS poll that happened last year that showed like 80% of the fanbase is 15-22
>>150611154Until the impossible day comes that Andrew openly types "The epilogues are not part of the body of works and anything I said can be disregarded", we will be trapped with the knot the same way it's trapped inside of Rose. No exit.
>>150611154Nothing conflicts with it, so it's canon. Same reason Boruto is canon.
>>150611174Are you crazy? What's not normal is the extreme repression of sex and substituting that intense social shame for a hypersexual media that constantly tells you "You can have it in media, but NEVER in real life"This has led to men and women going insane and acting violently and unnaturally, there's zero healthy sexual expression or exploration allowed and now everyone is a fetishistic maniac
>>150611192Anon... zoomers are in their 30s now. Gen Alpha is next. You're old like everyone else here.
>>150611174>You can have children with women without being sexually attracted to womenIt is not normal to be uninterested and/or repulsed by your own wife sexually. That's essentially just subjecting a woman to being married to a closeted faggot. Men are and should be sexual, you just have a chemical imbalance.
>>150611228>repression of sexYou're assuming everyone is born with an innate hypersexual drive, but has it ever occured to you that 'sexual media' is implanting a false desire with you that never would have existed without it? Try abstaining from porn (including drawn porn) and masturbation for a month and see if you still hold the same opinions.
>>150611262Hypersexuality leads to being a faggot, not the other way around. Men who can't "have access" (gross) to women become prison gay and dress up like women to fuck each other like the crossdressing cosplayers ITT. Go to church.
>>150610343But blind girl has nice ass??????
>>150611278>>150611300alright that's enough out of you puritan boy, you're done
>>150611323I'm not a puritan, I had to defend myself against homosexual allegations from literal self-admitted faggots lol.
>>150611300You're a disgrace of a man. There is nothing wrong with being sexually attracted to the woman you are married to. Otherwise it's just a lavender marriage. I feel sorry for any woman you might trick into marrying you, a broken 'asexual'. Basically a cuckold in the making. You're in the same camp as all those LGB alphabet faggots. You need to get off the SSRIs.
>>150611349go to church and diddle some boys, puritan boy
Refresh my memory, why did Jade have a robot that copied what her dreamself did on Prospit? What was the practical application for it?
>>150611373To help with her narcolepsy.
>>150611349Were you raped as a child? That might account for some stress-induced 'asexuality', and made you a broke-brained 'asexual' AKA a dead souled rape victim. Stop trying to inflict your head disease on everybody else, rapey. And of course you'd post Vrisrezi slop. Another stealth homo who's just as bad as the rest.
>>150611361>>150611362Projection from discord tranny faggots ITT. Go sniff poppers and fuck each other in the pooper while wearing dresses and moaning like anime girls in a stinky hotel room after masturbating to porn your entire childhood and then come to preach about healthy heterosexuality.
>>150611393but how did it achieve that
it is ok to be straightit is ok to be gayit is ok to be biit is ok to be asexualit is ok to like pornit is ok to not care for porncan we go back to talking about homosuck now?
>>150611401Rapey rapey rapey, you were raped and you're never getting better. Only solution is to neck yourself before you subject your neutered asexual victim ideology onto others.>>150611417It's only okay and normal to be straight.Didn't read any of that other shit.
>>150611417it is not ok to talk about homosuck
>>150611397Projection again, most gays were molested as kids. Most Homestuck fans are degenerates so I'm not surprised. And I don't "ship Vrisrezi" or whatever, it was just a good piece of art, I'm not trans like your butt buddies.
>>150611415I 'unno. that's just the reason.
Just report everyone talking about sex as off-topic.
dingdingdingdingdingdindginddongdinD
>>150611426>neutered asexual victim ideologyAs opposed to taking birth control (which causes infertility), literally chopping your balls off and being gay being an asexual man who will have kids shouldn't really be at the top of your list for problems in our oversexed world just because you feel attacked for being a coomer.
>>150611426If it's normal then why does it need to be called straight? Why does it need a name?
>>150606450Why Jon hate cake?
>>150611464Hes based and hates fat people
I just started reading Homestuck, it's going quicker than i thought it would. I just found out that Jade is a furry which is really gay so unfortunately she is no longer best girl.
>>150611436Immediately had to course correct to pretend to be heterosexual with heterosexual art. Why did you think you were in good company to say some bullshit about being 'asexual' >>150610404Asexual is not normal. Heterosexual is normal.>>150611462It never had a name until recently it was just normal.>>150611461They're both abnormal there's no levels to it, it's 1 or 0 it's either normal or abnormal.
>>150611436I will never forgive tumblr for bullying michelle out of drawing more homestuck fanart
>>150611464It's an annoying thing his father does.
>>150611497I've been posting hetero art though, why do you think art of Vriska and Terezi laughing together as "ship art"? Just proof you see literally everything as sexual even when it's not. 99% of heterosexuality currently is degenerate including masturbation, femdom, birth control etc. So especially in this thread I'm not sure why you felt you were on some sort of moral high ground. I don't care if people disagree with me.
>>150611525Same but for pancakestein
>>150611329
>>150610395they cant see
>>150611540Admit it. It is normal to be a heterosexual male.It is abnormal to be an asexual male.It is the natural state of men to be heterosexual, not asexual. You tried to be some sort of comraderly guy with me and I don't cotton to that bullshit, now you're hurt, but I'm just telling the simple truth.
>>150606519TRVKE.
>>150611563>You tried to be some sort of comraderly guy with me and I don't cotton to that bullshitYou just seem like an asshole no matter what I say then so I'm gonna stop talking to you. Please get help for your personality disorder.
>>150611541quite ironic of a site that founded the phrase "don't kinkshame" to bully someone out of a kink entirely
>>150611497>It never had a name until recently it was just normal.The 1940's is not recent.Even before then, "heterosexuality" as a term was introduced in 1869 at the same time as "homosexuality". Why would there need to be two terms made for both at the same time? Shouldn't it just have been "homosexual" and "normal"?
>>150611607Awwww, I didn't 'validate' you, for being 'asexual'. It's all good and fine to stamp down on the fags and trannies until you realize you're of their same shitty ilk. Bye bye. Get off the SSRIs soon.
>>150611636I'm not on SSRI's and you're the one admitting you're protecting fags and "asexuals" are not and will never be the same lmao. Garuntee you felt asshurt because you've had gay sex before. Faggot.
>>150611614You dont get it anon incest is yucky and you cant like it, please refer to the list of acceptable kinks to know what you can and cant post
"i dont like fags"then leave or stay so I laugh at you
>>150606450Pfft nope, it was niche when it came out.
>>150611666>so I'm gonna stop talking to you.And then... To no one's surprise... The mentally ill neuter didn't stop talking to me. Because he knows I'm telling the harsh truth, and he needs me for guidance. Asexual is the same as faggot since it's all in the LGBTQASDF whatever umbrella. Just made up bullshit.
>>150611666If there's one thing I've noticed about internet people it's that they're obsessed with telling other people to "have sex" as a solution to every problem. It's like a scarcity mentality.
>>150611671where can I go to post/find incest anyway these days?
>>150611744I wish I knew, Anon, I wish I knew.
>>150611720Because you said I'm somehow on SSRIs which is absurd and you only said asexual is the same as faggots because you felt attacked when fags and coomers were critiqued. You can't be serious if you think they're somehow the same. Asexual isn't LGBT, it's just the natural state of humans before masturbation, porn and birth control which you undoubtedly indulge in. You could not have survived the social circumstances of 100 years ago you're so tightly wound and neurotic when anyone critiques your hypersexual lifestyle. And you called the church pedophilic which means there's no morality behind your beliefs either.
>>150610051I love petstuck. its cute
>>150611673cursed fucking jak here
John scares Dave with a close hammer swing while fighting ogres
>>150611802Awww... Did the reality hurt your precious feefees? >you could not have survived the social circumstances of 100 years agoYou mean when men had sex with their wives to have children because they were biologically wired to find their wives sexually attractive, as all animals were created to do because it's normal and natural? You would be a castrato faggot altar boy that got molested 100 years ago, just another eunuch closet case disguised as a Godly man.
This is why I don’t evangelize on the homosuck thread. Not only will it change no minds but it would make me look stupid. I do hope you die childless. The world can use less people like you.Now onto ogling whiteboard terezi tits.
>>150611614>>150611671>>150611744>>150611795Was /hsg/ always this white woman? Incest is disgusting, please kill yourselves.
>>150611824Take that back Chudfioh and Chudnus are betautiful
>>150611858You think every couple is constantly attracted to each other once married? I got news for you. Sex can be a fun activity within marriage, but it didn't used to be the point of life. Some people got married to their best friends, had kids and yet were never sexually attracted to them.>feefees>fantasizes about gay rape and castration unpromptedYep it's a porn-addicted atheist millennial tranny chasing "heterosexual" for sure
>>150611873the world disagrees with you since it is one of the most popular searched porn tags of all time globally :^)
>>150611918>>150611869>Now onto ogling whiteboard terezi tits.Yeah just go back to being a "normal heterosexual", masturbating to drawn porn all day instead of getting married and having kids kek.
yeah I'm not reading any part of these arguing bimboswhat kinda song should the animated series intro be? suburban jungle?
>>150611918You got diddled, Rapey the atard, nothing can change that. You thought you were in good company and it blew up in your face. So now you're lashing out. Some Catholic bullshit priests that can't marry and have sex and produce kids always attract the homos and the rapist neuters. Sucks to be you Rapey, maybe some time in the looney bin will fix you.
>>150611329What if Jade becomes the most popular character
>>150611978Sburban countdown would make the most sense, but personally id like the opening to be sunslammer
>>150610404Bro said "Kek this... Also, I'm a mentally ill self-neuter" like he was gonna get pats on the back. And now he's mad as fuuuck!
>>150611994I didn't and I'm not Catholic either but whatever. It's only rapists and faggots that fantasize about gay child rape. You masturbate to porn all day, that's not normal and shouldn't be. You're the only one lashing out, you're feeling protective of fags because you subconsciously realize you're just like them, engaging in constant masturbatory self gratification and feeling threatened by people who don't.
>>150606450zoomers (circa early 2000s) will have likely read homestuck in their teens althougheverbeitthe oldest gen alpha is around 15 yrs old rn
>>150612020I'm not mad, you're the one who was mad I agreed with you.
>>150612040You raised your hand for a high five and I left you hanging. Like I was your fucking friend and shit, but I'd never be friends with a loser neuter like you. Now you're hurt like a woman would be. Emotional wound. And now you're lashing out like a catty faggot.
>>150612008gotta at least do the sunsetter version with toby's vpice for extra SOVL
>>150612076I don't need your agreement I already know I'm right. You value yourself too highly. What I know to be right about LGB faggots would be right whether you agreed or disagreed, because you are not the truth, the truth is the truth.Enemy of my enemy is not my friend it's just another enemy.
>>150612083>I was your fucking friend and shit,I literally just said "kek this," you're a weird schizo.
>>150612002All the newgens are saying they liked her the best. Once again waifuism wins.
>>150612116So you're just assmad that I replied to you, schizo? I don't give a fuck. I reply to who I want.
Ive got the distinct feeling that at least one of these anons is the guy obssessed with Vriska hypno.
I want to eat jade's fleah
>>150612120Bro said 'kek this frfr also I was raped and I need to make it everyone's problem fr no cap I'm an asexual otherkin' like anyone gives a fuck.>>150612150I'm mad you haven't admit your problem even when I just gave you the facts.
>>150612169What's actually self-neutering is emptying your balls into a trashcan every day gooning to porn or inside an asshole or a birth control pussy because you can't afford rent. One of us will be married and have kids and it definitely won't be you, "normal heterosexual".
>>150610093
>>150612167I normally don't like cum eating stuff, but the idea of Jade producing so much so often that she forces Rose to constantly ingest it is hot as hell, especially since it's glowing green
>>150612020>>150612040>>150612063>>150612076>>150612083>>150612116>>150612150>>150612169now kiss
>>150610381if you're gonna do typing-quirk cringe, do it properly. "specul8". it was right there.
>>150612226>Meenahget her the fuck out of her and put Feferi in her place
>>150612123How will they react knowing that the epilogues ruined her for the sake of futafaggots?
>>150612209will will will will.So you're not yet? Okay.I hope you just take this as a lesson to keep that shit to yourself. I want you hesitating when you even think the word 'asexual', even when you think you're in a safe place where people might go 'alright man asex power youre soooo valid!' I want you second guessing it. And I want that to make you reconsider what your chemical imbalance is doing to your fucked up brain. I know for a fact you won't say that shit in this thread again cause of this experience. So I did my job.
Next thread will be better
>>150612280Are you saying you're married with kids? Since you're so against Christianity, why? Yeah I will say it in whatever thread I'm in because I'm open about it and don't give a fuck if some rageful idiot like you gets triggered because I criticized his blueberry inflation alien porn and crossdressing gay sex habit.
>>150612314So you're proud? You have asexual pride? LGBTA pride?
>>150612311how did this original text go?
>>150612332that... is the text.
>>150612326>>150612314Bro said 'kek this, this is me btw'
>>150612326>LGBTAThat's not a thing
>>150611853why does daves sword say SHIT on it
Is this officially the last update (on the OG website) before the time shenanigans really get startedDave's Enter is really when you become aware of how fucked things are about to get
>>150612332that's the original anon...
>>150612353Did you have that one in the clip? Were you researching for yourself? Do you keep a folder of gay memes? Kek
>>150612332Something like>JADE: I love you kabaya>JADE: youre my family>KANAYA: You Fucked My Wife
>>150611431but....
>>150612395>typoAlright time to cull myself
>>150612393>>150612362https://www.uwc.ac.za/news-and-announcements/announcements/lgbtiaq-awareness-month-1819https://lgbtqia.wiki/wiki/LGBTQIA%2B_Wikihttps://www.reddit.com/r/lgbt/comments/16ko746/what_does_the_ia_in_lgbtqia_stand_for/Google asexual meme, lgbtia.
>>150612345>>150612375>>150612395Iwhut
>>150612432Alright well have fun doing research on "lgbt wiki" and exploring who you are you closeted faggot.
>>150612469You dropped this my kekking 'bro'.
>>150612332At the age of 13, Jade Harley lost her vagina, and forever had it replaced with the all-powerful cock and balls of a virile male dog with nuclear space powers. Her balls boiled with enormous amounts of virile, impregnating freak sperm, which she blew into the womb of Rose Lalonde while fully knotted inside of her, impregnating her with a single load, because Jade is just THAT virile.Jade did this in order to have a child, which she could not have inside herself due to having a pussy-murdering ultracock. She wanted a child with a man, so she FUCKED his sister as a surrogate, swelling her with a hybrid child of a completely new lineage.This child was birthed, hidden, and never communicated with by the parents. This child was pumped into Rose while she was married to Kanaya, had behind her back, and then unmentioned for the 13 years she grew up.All of this happened, all of it, to lead to the writers penning that line, for you to read, as Hussie-blessed post-canon material. Thank you.
>>150612276Every person who learned about that reacted with dismissal and disgust
>>150612478This should do you some goodhttps://biblereasons.com/sodomy/
>>150612063I'm 19 and am only now starting it
>>150612501And now you're trying to make Jesus a hecking valid asexual headcanon.
can you guys argue in caps so I can pretend it's past vs future karkat
>>150612311
>>150612489>insufferable faggotry from an AI faggot.
>>150612543meat is so much better than candy, simply because of moments like these
>>150612561That is entirely the faggotry of Hussie, thank you.
>>150612489how do you hide a pregnancy for 9 monthswas the kid born with beq powers too?why didn't kade just settle for ectobiology kids instead of ruining an entire marriage
>>150612602>why didn't kade just settle for ectobiology kids instead of ruining an entire marriageBecause Hussie had a premise he wanted done and worked backwards from there, even if it made no sense and would contradict itself within the same paragraph.
>>150612602It wasn't 9 months. It was 4, because Yiffy is part dog, so gestated a lot faster. Kanaya thought Rose was just getting fat. Ectobiology is never explained away to any satisfaction. The point was weird fetish drama.
>>150612252no. i'm lazy
>>150612602It only took three months. Rose just didn't mention it and Kanaya didn't know enough about human pregnancy at the time.The Green Sun is destroyed and nobody has First Guardian powers anymore.Because Jade has a complex about natural birth.
>>150612489If Jade got a dog dick because of Bec being prototyped and then fusing with her sprite-self through godtiering, does that mean that every underling had one too?
>>150612602I hope all of this satisfactorily explains why everyone is incredibly irritated by anything to do with Jade>>150612712sure, why not, there was already porn of that
Say you got full control of the Homestuck Franchise. How would you "retcon" Post-Act 5 follies? Would you even do it? How would you do it?
>>150612740Do you want my honest idea? I'd abandon Homestuck as-is and rewrite it entirely using the 4/10 timeline. Modern day, they're all alphas, redo the story with the same beats from there. You can't fix that mess without just redoing it.
>>150612740I wouldn't retcon anything, that's the problem in the first place
>>150612353>"It's obviously a biological sex reveal party, obviously their identity isn't formed yet and this has no bearing on the subject."
>>150612740Keep everything up to John playing the wind, then have him use retcon powers to prevent the deaths that take place in [S] Game Over. then build from there towards the confrontation with condy and the jacks, but I'd leave the battle with lord english for another aimation, it wouldn't be bundled together like it is in collide; I'd probably also try to characterize Lord English a bit
>>150612740I'd make it good.
I think something's wrong with UHC copy...
>>150612823rancid
>>150612813my problem with John getting those powers is that he should have essentially instantly won and ended the story, you can't give someone that power narratively and then use it for just a few little things. if he wasn't a coward by then he would have opened for submissions on what John retcons.
>>150612823Theres a wide variety of mods for the UHC, i think theres one that changes one line of dialog in every log John talks to "i have an erection"
>>150612374According to the schedule, not quite. There will be two more updates before Dave: Accelerate. Not only that, but Jack: Ascend is on the same day. Those two updates are exile and troll shenanigans (Terezi's first appearance and the whole dooming John thing).
>>150612365I thought he would want that, as his noble blade
>>150612740I wouldnt change anything, just stop after Cascade. No epilogues, no ^2, no beyond canon.
>>150612919I mean shit this too, Jade going Godtier as she did was also an instant-win comic ending moment, why the fuck would you keep trying to write past that.
>>150612949I meant Collide im just stoopid, but yeah your point tol
>>150612740bring everyone back to life and have a cast wide orgy
>>150612740Just prevent the game over and the retcon, that's it. Axing all of the alpha kids doesn't sound so bad too.
>>150612864I mean, he still has to DO things to retcon events, so he can't just instagib Lord english as soon as he has his powers, combat is still a factor, and besides, if he went to a point in time before caliborn became immortal and killed him, that would lead to the alternian trolls not being the psychos they became under LE's influence, thus probably leading to them either failing to create the beta universe or creating a wholly diferent version of it; which functionally kills John's friends by making a timeline where they never come to be;Technically speaking this already happens in the series as is with the retcons that john does at Terezi's request, as adding vriska and subtracting himself from the 3 year journey to the alpha session he ended up creating versions of his friends that were different enough from their versions in [S] Game Over that I consider them to be diferent people.
>>150612815this is one of the best classic homestuck comics imho
>>150613071I found the circumstances leading up to Game Over to be interesting, and now that I think about it Game Over would have been a good ending, but all the retcon bullshit after was bad
>>150613076See? That's the point. He had such enormous powers that what he did felt shallow and pointless, nothing like what should happen if you ever include limitless narrative power like that. Just stupidly irresponsible writing. It should have dominated the entire rest of the very short comic.
im a newbie. but im curious: how much into the fandom at the time? do you think that this helped the decaying quality of the narrative as the series got on running?
>>150613219how much into hussew was in the fandom i meant*
>>150613162>Author decides to play something straight for once>it's a self-indulgent retconTo this day I hate what the retJohn did to the themes of the work. Apparently Lord English was right all along, and the only important part was how our protagonists were going to find their own self-indulgent playgrounds to lord over like gods.
>>150606450Its kinda like woodstock.
>>150610381have you considered suicide?
>>150612374I for one look forward to all the people asking if Dave killed himself
>>150610561you're just depressed and/or fat, retard
>>150613287I was briefly hopeful for what might have been a truly surrealist end when it first happened, but that hope died fast. I thought the comic would end with a little dignity despite truncation.
>>150613424he should have, the fucking bitch
>>150612823My biggest fear is that homestuck will become a game of telephonr and the OG comic will be lost media. All I have are 13 year old memories and dead tumblr blogs to keep my knowledge of what I read intact
>>150613416no. why?
>>150613424Game Over Dave literally does
>>150613439I'm neither lol. Actually the opposite, I'm a very fit and never had desire for sex. I was not raised within religion either, but I saw what sex did to the people around me, it turned them into shameless fags, trannies, strip club goers, single fathers and pussyhounds
>>150608650and heres the old whiteboard i forgot to add iust in case anyone needs screenshots/wants to finish wips https://r8.whiteboardfox.com/86461887-4075-8311
>>150613451lmao do you think Hussie is going to do retcons this late in the game? To the comic? If they show up it'll be in the animation
https://gofile.io/d/HRB3pFGonna upload my arts here for the chan. Just a collection without having to upload them all to my newground
>>150611118Homestuck was a solidly millennial fandom during its initial run, I'm sure there were a decent number of zoomer bandwagoners toward the tail end and plenty of retarded autists who've picked it up from conventions since, but the original Homestuck faggots were all in my generation unfortunately.
>>150613534Who the hell is eramo? The cheese horn with 4 horns
>>150612740first would completely delete retcon powers, that's stupidThen everything goes pretty much the same until Game Over, HIC would probly use the life ring she just got to revive Jane and continue with whatever her plan was, John and Roxy would have to go to free Jane and have her revive everyone, then go on to the big plan just like in collide but without retcon bullshit and totally different characters we never knew, simple. Also drop the whole dead vriska bangin Meenah thing, that was totally pointless
>>150613479post hands fatty
>>150613569husbands sona
>>150613483is that other anon still making collections of whiteboards? I would like to save all whiteboards
>>150612876Correcthttps://github.com/SeymourSchlong/JohnsErection
>>150613646>picks any line he says based on what color the text isDoesn't his text change color at least once or am I misremembering things
>>150613628gayyyy
>>150613534>>150613628great googly moogly
>>150613628You mean wife?
>>150613534You're missing the one from the other day
>>150606450It wasn’t worth reading back then.
>>150606519>enshitifcation of the internet as a wholeMass internet access to non-Whites accomplished that.
This shit began under Obama's first term, it aged badly
Space King 3 is almost a million views ahead of the Homestuck pilot. This amuses me.
>>150613859that might the one saved asa webp file
>>150614010That's because Space King is funny.
>>150614010Space Marines are popular
>>150614010"What if WH40k space marines were middle schoolers" is a far more compelling premise than "what if we remade homestuck but viziepop"
>>150614164and "GIANT DISNEY GURO TITTIES" is 12 million worthy
>>150614061ok fine I'll check this out
>>150614183correct
>>150614183Yep
>>150613628>husbands sona
>>150614285who tf is this supposed to refer to, nu-Homestuck fans?
>>150614285>jojo>smiling friends>resevil>metal gear>metalocalypse>veture brosbased husband
>>150614285>used a male wojak basehe won
>>150614010Its stuckover
>>150614382Is there even a female wojak?
>>150608588>>150608667>>150608439Damn I haven't thought about Hetalia in years. I remember seeing it all over tumblr and deviantart. Always just looked like some extremely gay alternate history shit, and lots of little girls drawing yaoi porn of it and warping their view of history. Like the US wanted independence from Britain because one twink didn't want buttsex with the other any more.
>>150614403jesus christ
>>150614424Hes not a woman though
>>150614183Yeah. It isn't my cup of tea, but it was very watched.
>making a wojak of a trollsona of the husband of an anonwe need to go deeper
>>150614483I'm fine with giving Dana this- she knew exactly how to channel her bad energy over Disney into this concept. Starting with a legit hot princess robot who you see writhing in agony with her guts all over and needing to be saved is fucking rocket fuel in the balls.
>>150614285LMFAO
>>150614547Dana as in Dana Terrace? Shes behind Knights of Guinevere?
>>150614485post scratch wojak
>>150614624Correct. That's her new show.BIIIIIIIIIIG BLUE ROBOT TITTIES, Cousin Niko.
>>150613534Basedrunes
>>150614285Like a pizza cutter, all edge and no point. Desert is cool, and provides us good stories like Space Days and Prisounebound
>>150614403Why, yes. And her name is troonjak you hecking TRANSPHOBE!
>>150614285You could have at least taken 5 seconds to put my actual interests on it baka
>>150614897Get your husband back in here bitch the men are talking
>>150613534Honest question, why are you trying to get a 4chan audience?
>>150614847uhhhh... dude, let people enjoy things? dont yuck my yum
>>150614947I like 4chan. I value opinions of the anons because you dont have to hide face and lie about how you feel about the comic.I also just enjoy the interaction of 4chan. Its alot more fun here. I hate reddit and other forms of social media.
>>150615039Can you get a handle on your woman dude she's embarrassing you
>>150615039based
>>1506150394chan is the best website
>>150615039>I hate reddit and other forms of social mediaI hate the layout of every current popular social site it's clunky and aids. I cannot fucking wait till there's a proper place to follow art blogs on that takes over
>>150615064The fucker said that he values your opinion and all you return is a single "based"? Really anon? Are you seriously going to spit on the had that feeds you just like that? A single fucking "based"? Is that the best you can come up with? And Moonroones had the audacity to say that 4chan interactions are fun.
>>150613155Thats the fucked up thing about trying to decide where to change things. Game Over is pretty cool. All the actions of the characters make sense. Hell, Terezi's goals in the retcon are in line with her character, so in universe it makes perfect sense, it then just fucks the story up.
>>150615133>The fucker said that he values your opinion and all you return is a single "based"? Really anon? Are you seriously going to spit on the had that feeds you just like that? A single fucking "based"? Is that the best you can come up with?
Speaking of Prisounebound and impending time travel fuckery in the OGWho do you think is most likely someone who reached god tier and came back
>>150615165I look like this, and i say this.
>>150615133cringe
>>150615167The demon guy seems to be future maelum. Who is godtier mage of time. He could be his dancestor which is what i think i guess. 100% someones going god tier at the very least a villain and probably ellith because shes the main character
>>150615236Iirc Korpus got a suggestion that said skip to the end, and he was talking with godtier Mallum on the final platform, sot at least Mallum will godtier
>>150614285why did the pooner wojak breach containment
New bread:>>150614744>>150614744>>150614744
